Suisei & Kanade Went On "Totally Unrelated" Dates (Hololive) [Eng Subs]

[@andr__c10h12n2o]

yakiniku-senpai and shabu-shabu-kohai

[@bankkunarak]

that would be a great light novel title

[@hoao9007]

And anime debut when?

[@amdrandom]

LMAO Kanade got hit by the Asian special: Going to the restroom but actually going to pay the whole bill.

[@velveteensallet949]

That's an absolute classic.

[@Anvica]

"My oshi invited you for a date and paid for the meal!?" Iroha will be having well-roasted bird for dinner.

[@jorgeestebanjaramilloperez2376]

And Bancho is ready to call her team to crush a rock.

[@nodnyl10]

Iroha preparing that shotgun she used in one of Hologra episodes right now

[@Nephea]

Iroha: it should've been me!

[@Le_Grand_Lui]

Iroha is sharpening the katana

[@hafirenggayuda]

I can see her biting handkerchief in frustation

[@Anvica]

"What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?" "I need Japanese steel." "Why do you need Japanese steel?" "I have vermin to kill." "You must have big birds if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel." The Samurai: "A tiny one, actually."

[@marcosramos9129]

So Kanade, is this senpai of yours has blue hair? Kanade:"erm... what are you talking about"(starts whistling)

[@MakotoTheKnight]

I dunno why chat thought Iroha was a sure guess, I feel like she'd turn to a puddle if she were alone with Suisei 🤣

[@021chan]

It’s nice to see that Sui-chan has kinda taken her kouhai under her wing, or maybe she just wants someone to make advances on now that Aqutan is still stuck signing merch Also, Kanade’s senpai seems really cool and cute, I wonder who it is…

[@XYousoro]

It seems totally unrelated at first until Kanade made a mention of a certain street performance

[@gokbay3057]

Her voice impression was pretty close but I would say yakiniku alone made it pretty obvious without the Street Performance being necessary (well, only as confirmation perhaps).

[@Vyrea13th]

Hey wait, Kanade imitated Sui-chan's voice, it was really similar It sounds almost like the original. でも、すいちゃんとかなで、新しいビジネスパートナーになる可能性もある、双子のような存在だと思うんですけどね…草

[@Sovaroga]

2:30 I guess Kanade just forgot the -Suii~

[@Nephea]

yep totally unrelated!

[@JohmyFarel]

9:43 that would be a great anime title right there lmao

[@dumplaktungtung]

Shabu-shabu Ah yes 🐤

[@SimplyTakuma]

Somewhere in the far lands of Tokyo, a certain Samurai: _EEH?! NANI DE GOZARU?!_

[@kayuezen]

Duet project incoming i guess, it's pretty normal when they invite someone for something "unrelated", non formal discussion outside of work, ofcourse they will keep it secret.

[@gokbay3057]

Suisei is known to invite other Holomem to just eat so it might really be as simple as they are saying.

[@burukani]

It's time to boost Kanade's popularity. Kanade is the closest to follow Suisei's step in my opinion, just need a right merketing strategy.

[@iDelayOn]

Gotta love all the Iroha related comments regarding this! Im sorry but this community is funny!

[@Sirin2099]

Kanade has been going to eat shabu shabu with everyone all the time, that's why chat knows its her.

[@shinmarizu]

I mean, we totally cannot figure out who that senpai is with that specific impression, right? Right?

[@animefanrk2k]

I wonder who this person Suisei went on a date with is, and unrelatedly who the senpai Kanade went on a date with is. This mystery is unsolvable~~~ xD

[@riceman541]

This is Iroha’s 9/11

[@MaebyBot]

Otonose Kanade is Kazama Iroha father

[@gokbay3057]

2:07 "Whistling?" LMAO Also wow, Kanade's Sui-impression is pretty good.

[@engineercabbage]

It would not make sense if it was Iroha. She would've died on the spot but she's still with us.

[@mechhisui]

Should have greeted her with "you are small today, as always"

[@ranmazokuable]

Poor Iroha, should've been the other person to get invited 😂

[@babanbo-sama2072]

Ah yes, Sui-chan is having a date with her daughter with Aqua.

[@ryan6580]

Shabu shabu onna 😂

[@kweassa6204]

... Kanade's monomane of "a certain senpai" is pretty damning, I would say. But OK. Yes. We "don't know" who it is! Such mystery! Big wow!

[@XavierRez]

Ikemen senpai is gonna take all the holomem under her wings. I’m looking forward to it.

[@ranmasama504]

10:16 Nice Sui-chan impersonation here

[@mzou89]

Judge: Hoshimachi Suisei, we find you guilty of 290 counts of 1st degree murder Kanade: how did they find out?! All I said was “yakiniku senpai” and “that one senpai that really likes escape rooms”!

[@gokbay3057]

Basically only things she didn't mention are psycopath and plushies lol.

[@altodragonmaster]

This further supports my theory that Suisei is training Kanade as her protege

[@this.is.k]

I wonder why Sui tried to keep the other holomem's identity secret at first for just a simple date. Perhaps the norm is they have to ask the other party before talking about things on stream, and she didn't ask so she had to withhold the name?

[@nightismonochrome]

8:05 Interesting Japanese slang here スマート, or "smart" usually means stylish or chic. It can also simply mean smart or clever too. How that came to be is possibly because someone that is smart is usually someone who is clever or intelligent. If you think about some stereotypical appearances, you may think of an intelligent guy wearing glasses in a slim/chic suit. But that's just my guess.

[@gokbay3057]

Smartly dressed is a term in English as well for being stylish. Not just a Japan thing. She did use it in the intelligent/clever meaning there though.

[@dead-claudia]

@@gokbay3057you don't hear that usage often in english tho, not even in places like west virginia where archaic language is still fairly common

[@abobas2564]

Lucky Kanade huh...thanks for the clip. "KANADDEEEEEEEE "(c) - certain gozaru

[@easyduster]

Kanade's suichan sounds like her but Suichan's kanade doesn't lol 8:27 this part is cute lol

[@ryunoises6934]

Yakiniku --senpai LOL xD

[@SStrikeFury]

Wait… hang on has anyone noticed she spoke normal speed the whole time throughout this video?

[@CrumbMuffins]

Didn’t know Yakiniku-senpai was the CEO of Beijing Corn.

[@Natsumereal]

Yakiniku-senpai is totally as she described it wwww everything is correct, Shabu Shabu-kohai is also a stargazer after all w

[@lux9592]

somehow I feel like Iroha would die to become the third person but at the same time, she would die during the date

[@ジュリアン95]

suisei hates veggies, she‘d never actually want to go eat shabu shabu lmao

[@YueShenDian]

The imitation is not really accurate, lower your speed to 0.5x suichan.

[@seriesredundancy]

I accidentally had the vid on 1.25x speed and straight up didn’t notice (apart from some questioning during the Sui-chan part)

[@ebifuraion932]

Kennedy, Kanaduy, Kanyade

[@momogi618]

suisei first member of hoshimashi project the second?

[@hoao9007]

Wouldn't a certain nin nin feel salty about that?

[@yamiRic]

Smh.. Yakiniku-senpai never go to washroom.. she only stargazing So you should have known that, Kanade

[@h1h0n3y]

Kanade need to check every corner for ambushing jakin jakin now 😂

[@japhahimura4212]

Gozaru sharpening her sword...