I'm In Love With Ninja's Wife

[@the_professional_potato8784]

I love how much sumito's energy just skyrockets the moment he starts talking about Samsung's new virtual assistant. And honestly, mine would too

[@PatricioMarino]

That's not energy

[@Outlander0995]

@@PatricioMarino It is. Fun fact: actually monks and saints sublimated sexual energy into higher level of thinking and general understanding of universe laws and stuff. And that's why they have this kind of glowing on their heads - nimbus or halo. Even successful people says if you try to avoid wasting your semen for few months you will notice that suddenly you have lot of ideas and ways to overcome "troubles" or find out what business or hobby you want to start. But I'm too unfortunate or horny... to actually try it...

[@eloso2225]

I bet his energy was not the only thing "skyrocketing" if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@Outlander0995 I've seen the opposite effect for certain people who tried to do that. I guess it depends on the person

[@Stella-br5or]

can u say integrated marketing???

[@monstergelo1072]

everyone talking about ninja's wife, but none talking about ninja's husband 😔

[@konstantinn.9846]

broooo, hahahahah

[@sadpee7710]

i dont get it

[@supreetsahu1964]

Hahaha😂😂

[@leradmuiel7634]

lmao

[@averagetaxpayer6029]

ah shit, ah fuck, ah shit

[@Gell-lo]

Gotta be honest, I'm really glad internet historian made friends. This is **content**.

[@swandivemedia9249]

IH is how i found out about sumito and im glad it happened.

[@EHyde-ir9gb]

Making friends gets harder as you get older. Glad to know he's beating the odds

[@akumaschannel8507]

Agreed. I'm at the age when making new friends is more troublesome then its worth. Glad these two did and now we're reaping the benifits

[@gewoonsponsman2882]

Yeah dude, found this channel and ordinary things. Both great!

[@tanmaynegi3169]

@@gewoonsponsman2882 Same lmaooo

[@proudnoob124]

"I don't get why people who have cancer have cancer. Bro, just stop having cancer" - Ninja 2021

[@gggg-hq4td]

Having cancer (especially brain cancer) is such a cancerous mindset

[@bergonath8851]

"So you have terminal cancer? Pfft, I had to play LoL all day."

[@chickenbonelives]

Maybe ninjas wife was the friends we made along the way.

[@jenniferdean2095]

The only reason I want to get married is so I can justify going around bra-less. Yes you are correct.

[@nob2243]

Well I, for one, believe in true gender equality. That's why I walk around braless all the time even as a man!

[@HuyNguyen-kc6qd]

@@nob2243 me too

[@jenniferdean2095]

noob2243 good for you. True equality.

[@groofay]

@@nob2243 Now that's what I call solidarity.

[@kimorayn1733]

Balanced, as all things should be. Even though they're statistically not likely to actually be- I mean, Equality sis. gg

[@golsharp]

"Who's my little League Of Legends player? Yes you are, yes you are. By the way, here's some chips and shit."

[@theonlycatonice]

"Oh no! Did you wet yourself again? Don't worry honey, that's why I bought extra diapers!"

[@1whospeaks]

"Baby I worked on this sandwich for 7 hours, I hope you like it, anyways I'm gonna go out to... uh... my friends house hope you do well babe."

[@golsharp]

@@theonlycatonice "Yes, I did wet myself upon seeing Ahr- I mean upon seeing your braless honker badonkers!"

[@silentstormshadow2755]

This made me audibly laugh, especially the “here’s some chips and shit” 🤣

[@golsharp]

@@silentstormshadow2755 Oh, thank you, glad it did 😄

[@SpirusOfH]

This dude has the energy of a man who could make up a non-existent Internet slang term and use it in a sentence with full confidence and no one would question him on it. He could just drop: "Yo, this guy is spinning bottles on ALL of us, and we're STILL sipping" and I would just accept it.

[@zachflag6506]

Wait that’s genuinely a great saying

[@SpirusOfH]

@@zachflag6506 remember to cite me when this enters the Oxford Dictionary

[@HexRox]

Yo, this guy is spinning bottles on ALL of us, and we're STILL sipping

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

First Shapiro's sister, now Ninja's wife. What's next, Trump's daughter?

[@Palisade5810]

That was before shapiros sister

[@EinFelsbrocken]

No; its gonna be....your mom. I JUST HAD TO IM SORRY

[@jasminea.1686]

Idk man she could rock the V any day

[@amberhernandez]

It's funny because there's multiple clips of orange man being creepy and weird with his daughter lmao

[@noahrichardson691]

Bro trump is the type of guy to have his own daughter, no bra on, bring him food while he's playing overwatch with Putin and Kim Jong Un

[@Beedji]

As if we needed even more evidence of Ninja's superiority complex and agressive coping mechanisms.

[@nob2243]

Ngl bro, after seeing him getting all indignant because someone on the internet pointed out his virgin walk, I thought we had all the evidence we need xD

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

@@gram. fax

[@darkcrisisgaming298]

His got to cope somehow with not being able to please a woman and being unable to accomplish anything physical.

[@illogicalgarage8641]

@@gram. chips*

[@CoobyPls]

*"I don't think he's that korean"* I had starcraft ptsd flashbacks

[@theenemyarea7969]

There is two dislikes on this video, one is from ninja and the other is from his wife whom he didn't ask to dislike it but she did anyway 😎😤

[@konstantinn.9846]

When Ninja goes to Japan, does he introduce himself as Ninja?

[@varuug]

@@achka Kaeru!

[@livanbard]

Ninja will never go anywhere where he is not famous

[@TwitchyTopHat1]

Yes but with "air quotes"

[@covereye5731]

If Samsung didn't retroactively adopt Sam after all this marketing, they cannot be trusted as a business and nobody should invest in them.

[@Bakamano]

I can't Italian hands pinch my fingers together tight enough over the outrage of sumit calling an espresso a cup of tea. I'm writing my 3-hour drama video retort as we speak

[@bonekichi7]

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game, about to close it out, and a bra less Sumit brings me memes (asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

[@Winter2025]

Pretty good

[@n3trosis121]

"One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers."

[@theonlycatonice]

Your breakdown of whether he was actually playing LoL well was both accurate and hilarious

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Ninja really be making millions on millions by doing what he likes; but somehow still manages to tweet like a bitter; overexcited incel (not wifeless) 🤣

[@marynoble9464]

THANK YOU I COULD NEVER PUT WORDS TO WHY I DIDNT LIKE HIM AND THIS IS IT. HES FUCKING INSUFFERABLE. LIKE, DUDE, ALL YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE, SHIT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, YOUVE DONE IT, YOU SHOWED ALL THOSE BULLIES OR WHATEVER, BE QUIET.

[@bigmikeg84]

Having time to tweet multiple sentences and attach a gif while getting double kills in the bot lane and eating a sandwich? Big X right there.

[@jerodactyl]

When your wife makes you a sandwich, after her boyfriend leaves.

[@abigcupofwater]

......with chips

[@river7874]

The chips are clearly because she kissed him and forgot to brush her teeth first. Nacho Cheesier covers the taste of Wife's Boyfriend.

[@scotwolf7826]

Ninjas wife: did you tell the twitter public that I walk around the house top less?

[@somilvarshney995]

What i dont understand is that by buying a "Charlie bit my finger" nft and having it taken down, whats the value left? Like very few people are going to know who owns the token and even lesser are going to find out in the future as its been taken down... kinda makes no sense in the context of normal asset classes because you don't have any inherent value if the asset itself is taken down/doesnt exist anymore... anywas Sam kinda kawai am I right

[@noblelewis4620]

The samsung virtual assistant part just felt like a crazy mans rambling lmao

[@kurb0]

What the tall vampire lady and samsung girl have taught me is that seasonal waifus will always be there somewhere, they might not be an anime girl but they will always be there.

[@TheVzada]

Tbh I don’t know how someone hasn’t deepfaked John Cena singing Xue Hua Piao Piao yet

[@cordellprosser7170]

Honestly, give us a single tsundre phone assistant and we're good.

[@JakkHorwikk]

Bro I fucking choked on my Subway™ sandwich over "he's not that Korean."

[@Warxoth]

We're not even married yet but mere days after living together gf had those babies free almost all the time; bras are quite uncomfortable, probably close to chilling at home with jeans all day as she puts it...tbh judging by that tweet Ninja probably believes it's impossible to satisfy a girl if a pp isn't involved.

[@Ray-tf5wu]

I'm sick and I can't even breathe properly when I'm wearing my bra. That shit hurts fr

[@Phoenix0F8]

Me: Works really hard on a project before showing it to my best friend My best friend: 6:05

[@AeonLeightholmeYT]

i love how it shows the gf i want vs gf i have and drax says: who said im your girlfriend?

[@markpaloma3914]

You can tell Ninja's tweet is fake since he started it with the phrase " I am in the middle of CARRYING a League of Legends game "

[@elizabethptrevenkoy2121]

Why do you not have more views sumito? Intellectual realist humor is lacking in the world and here you are, with a plethora of content, without the recognition it deserves. I want to speak to the head of marketing at Sumito Media please.

[@VenomApollyon]

I really hope ninjas wife apologises to ninja (ninja's wife's husband) for interrupting his very important lol gaming session

[@demonnoises]

Love this energy, the chaotic-standup angle is really good

[@colbypartridge7942]

Seriously underrated, i cant tell what it is exactly. But its just fun to watch your videos :)

[@ikeyschultz4969]

Sumito’s stand up style has gotten really solid.

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Imagine spending money for college, putting in that elbow grease to be part of a marketing team, somehow detached from reality, and all your years of work gets outdone by a blender porn asset made by people who didn't even intend to market for your company

[@jamespondy0]

20 bucks says his wife saw the tweet, and asked him how bad he wants to continue being a millionaire gamer.

[@nob2243]

7:50 Bruh, I'm like 100% sure someone somewhere already made a version of this image, where Sam is chomping on something else than a phone

[@brotesser6485]

Ok. Putting Sam into the shot from Bladerunner shows what's happening. Future is now.

[@manooxi327]

tnx Sumito for sharing that tera lilac samsung sam I love it now i gotta fiind a full rez version

[@JC_WT]

6:24 Bro, I just watched both Blade Runners for the first time back to back based o this, and had the time of my life. Thanks, bro, that's a solid.

[@theMotherofPandas]

A virtual assistant who you can talk to like a girlfriend, isn't that the plot of Her...

[@ClankyOtter]

"'It's just a game' is Beta" Like Ninja, literally no. *That* aggressive and disorganized mentality is fucking Beta

[@jondoe8537]

Why bringing a sandwich without asking a tweetable thing? Like if I didn't ask for a sandwich....I don't want a sandwich.

[@atlusc]

Maybe he was actually complaining very sarcastically

[@lyrisio]

He wants to show how great his wife is except he worded it in a way where he had superiority complex.

[@abigcupofwater]

And chips, cant forget the chips

[@That1CrappyGuy]

Anyone remember that brief period where people were taking photos of Ninja and making terrible Snapchat captions for them? Good times

[@mrmeowchow85]

I'm definitely feeling this guys vibe....... Very happy internet historian put me on to this page.

[@TQM470]

It has become kind of a trend for big companies to use 3d characters for social media interaction here on Brazil, that's why we created the Sam. The most famous ones rn(that are officially used by the companies) are "Magalu" and "Baianinho", and they even flirted on twitter, lol.

[@yuriinthedark]

bro that analogy with resident evil 8 tho *chef's kiss

[@MarsupialMason]

Hey Pogchamp of PAWGS :) Good to see your stayin as classy as San Diego

[@santisalazar1772]

Ninja Tyler Blevins

[@sehvehn7955]

Happy to have you on my feed. Now THIS is the content I subbed for. Love you mito

[@Meggzilla]

I just discovered your Channel a few hours ago and I think I love you sir. Yes, I subbed pranayi.

[@nicematerial]

This is seriously a classic. It should go on your Sizzle Reel ha

[@TJnrOne]

Obviously Ninja is frustrated there's no vending machines near him.

[@Dootdodeet]

Wow, Sumito really be flexing his braless girlfriend on us.

[@GamesDiddley]

If Sam can bring me a bra-less sandwich, with chips, I’m in

[@cloy4096]

"Most girlfriends don't have bras on most of the time. I feel like it's probably true, once you're married" - Sumito 2021

[@lucienreyes9]

Eyyyy sumito video pog

[@PossumMedic]

You don't think it's true that he's already pro at League of Lasagna?! DUDE this guy does not accept losing! he pro! 😂😂😂

[@volundrfrey896]

NFT's typically doesn't give you full rights over the object, you just buy it on a block chain. People can still find it on said block chain. It kinda like buying specific bitcoin with a url attached. Like instead of paying $32k for a bitcoin you buy one with the 2 girls 1 cup video embedded in it for $300k

[@dancorwin9232]

I wish you were joking but that's actually a pretty accurate explanation of it lol

[@EthalaRide]

Remember when the Windows phones had goddamn _Cortana?_ We're just all racing towards the movie Her, aren't we?

[@beybladesinmyheels1267]

The self fulfillment of walking onto a balcony from my palace to a boisterous crowd as I clear my through and speak to them through a mic “It was just the other day that my wife brought me a sandwich…WITH CHIPS!!!” The crowd is amazed as they go crazy in cheers.

[@omori3007]

Philosophy with Sumito through tweets. Cya at the History museum

[@kazou6261]

the fact that he's playing fortnite and LOL counter the fact that he got a wife.

[@ronaldmcdaddy4118]

my favorite youtuber, internet historians friend!

[@MyNameIsNyx]

"Apple: we have privacy" LMAO COME ON DUDE

[@Pataganja]

How you got the funniest comment section I’ve ever seen bruh you got a solid fan base here lmfao

[@thevaugelydisgruntledengin5356]

Man I've been watching you for a while and you probably get this a lot but FUCKING hell you're criminally underated

[@tapestapes0]

Please never change Sumito!!!

[@mcfluffcakes]

Another video so quick!

[@sharukadog5875]

Congratz Ninja for saying something that makes him sound like he never been with a girl despite being married.

[@ericschuster2680]

8:12 why did you turned into an italian mobster there for a second? :D

[@puftproductions899]

I’m pretty sure Sumito is describing the plot of “Her” when talking about Sam

[@felixmonroe2295]

Waifu as phone/personal assistant: you're literally describing the plot of "Chobits" and yes, I also want a Moe anime character on my phone giving me reminders every morning. Good stuff Sumitomedia.

[@betr8]

08:58 Actually, Samsung did adopt this and it will be the assistant that will explaining the new features in your phone and updates.

[@apeaape]

Sumito has that thirst.

[@Arjun0905]

I love the energy this man eminates from around 3:52. I've somehow watched this video like 4 times and found it funnier every time.

[@Crosseyedhero]

I don't have to wait a week for the next video? Nice

[@MaxBeaulieu]

As always Sumito hits it on the head.

[@DrabeLord]

Can't wait for Sumito's apology to china video

[@alexb50]

So you wouldn’t take this down for $500,000

[@pheonyxior_5082]

Damn you actually managed to bring news related media to my asocial brain, well done

[@norbertcsorba4639]

Samsungs assistant is Alita?

[@burgerjacksob543]

The mentality tweet was a yugi o reference

[@Enward834]

"Its not a blue moon event that happens once in a" *video cuts* lol

[@TwilightLink338]

This dissection of a tweet is just, 👌😏

[@OrangeCreamsicle]

Now while everyone is focused on sam. I just wanna mention that siri and cortana picture.

[@c1d512]

100k soon baby

[@mushroom5912]

You forgot to say that they took Samsung Sam down and said it was put up on accident

[@carefry.]

He's not wearing the fursuit, but he is repping the Meme Lord

[@jackson5232]

7:20 that’s literally Blade Runner 2049

[@12DAMDO]

plottwist: ninja doesn't have a wife and is just flexing over nothing

[@vrinnmetagen]

I like the aesthetic of sumito talking about ninja twitter posts while he is in a back alleyway

[@be_epbop]

The psychologic break down here

[@poink2802]

Watching this using Nord and my new raycons on a public wifi. samsung sam has nothing on me.

[@wigger69]

The one dislike is Tyler "Ninja™ Blevins

[@Floran_Plantman]

Coming back to this video just to let sumito know Samsung officially adopted Sam for publicity and also Ai girlfriends are now a thing.

[@moodlampActual]

10:18 you better keep your eye on that giant teddy bear, mito. It's gonna get up, speak Chinese and then explode.