Zhong Xina Stole All My Social Credit Points

I think I'm losing points just for posting on KZbin to be honest.
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[@xijinping5497]

The CCP has come to see how Sumito is doing.

[@gamerman7446]

Nothing happened in tiananmen square 1989

[@BigBoy-ok3eg]

@@gamerman7446 Good job citizen +200 social credit points

[@jjwang7597]

I’ve never even heard of a tiananmen or a square before

[@kimorayn1733]

Yoooooooo wuz poppin my pooh?

[@lego007guym8]

What is Tianemen and why is it so square?

[@alejandrobarrett5367]

Looks like John Cena has... Been Shilling.

[@rcoppy]

Yaaas 😂

[@henrycrabs3497]

Really nigga?

[@emiliarain7269]

Dammit why is this so funny!

[@DPedroBoh]

John Xina

[@swiftrebooted7704]

Bing chilling

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Guys, relax, Sumito's just using an old speedrunning trick. He's getting a score so low that it underflows, and wraps around to the highest possible value.

[@antiprotaganist5109]

Using signed integers willy nilly, a common mistake.

[@Momotarou0311]

@@antiprotaganist5109 Made in China, what do you expect lmao

[@Lordviridian]

The buffer overflow method? This man is a fucking genius

[@cyrus2395]

Holy shit, that's hilarious

[@MirKat792]

Nuclear Gandhi lol 😂

[@Vyhox2000]

Just wanna say that China is super awesome, and I'm definitely not saying that out of fear of losing all my ad revenue

[@jb-wc1hx]

Or your kidneys

[@kumorin9260]

you will not die from a random car accident anytime soon.

[@Ysumbruh0]

Your scheduled suicide by falling off the toilet has been canceled keep it up citizen.

[@mountainmamma1643]

China will be destroyed

[@prw56]

@@jb-wc1hx That's mexico... In china they keep you in prison and steal what organs they want as the demand arises.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

So sad to hear that Sumito tragically committed suicide in prison via being strangled

[@notcatisa]

it must have been a humiliating moment for him too, the night after he was strangled to death he shot himself twice in the back of the head.

[@GunslingerLv]

Sadly guards were on break time and cameras had technical issues for exactly 5 min when this happened.

[@Pigness7]

He had evidence that could lead to he conviction of Hillary Clinton

[@AnomalyINC]

@@Pigness7 He also had the unabridged list of visitors to Epstein island, as well as the original script for the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Such a shame that he strangled himself, repeatedly shot himself in the back of the head, and then threw himself off the Huangdichuan Wharf wearing nothing but a pair of concrete shoes and a sweater saying "我爱中国". Crazy accident. Just terrible shame.

[@MrSuckeragi]

Nah bro, he stabbed himself in the back, twice!

[@Born1e]

The fact Peppa pig is a symbol of gangster democrats is beautiful

[@stormevans6897]

I love this mental image, all these people fighting underground for freedom, keeping Peppa punk af

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@stormevans6897 I know it's semantics but democracy isn't a synonym for freedom, it's just a different form of government.

[@Senzawa69]

china is afraid people will know they support gangs or group like yakuza in china.

[@DBZHGWgamer]

@@jamesmccomb9525 China is self reported to be the biggest and most democratic and free country ever though.

[@adeleinetheartist8267]

​​@@DBZHGWgamer LIES! The Chinese Government is corrupt, and China is a bad country. There is no freedom in China. China isn't a democratic country.

[@brokengirlsrus]

John Cena singing with an ice cream and staring at the camera with dead eyes will be in my nightmares tonight

[@porkcutlet3920]

You mean, Zhong Xina?

[@omega1231]

The Zhong Xina mixed with Mao is my sleep paralysis demon

[@Remls]

3:00 I cannot believe they are unironically called the "society people" lmao

[@numba1gotenks]

Nah that’s what sent me fr

[@tryhardshreck984]

this reminds me of the joker from the movie joker

[@mollymillions6586]

IIRC the mainland Triad gangs are referred to as Black Societies so it might come from that.

[@RigidRat]

We live in a society

[@alexsm3882]

Gangs in China were originally secret societies, that's probably why. If I'm not mistaken, most Triads descend from the Heaven and Earth Society.

[@AmeyaVaidyaExEcutESC2]

I was just talking to my two kids about Tiananmen Square, 1989 when I just got a notification from my Xinnie the Poo-ping app whilst sitting here in Taipei, the capital of the country Taiwan that watching this video has increased my social credit score by -1,000,000 points. I assume that this means I am now the most socially well-credit person in China.

[@malawisupasoldier7478]

I'm sorry bro it's time for ball extermination by monke

[@Flattithefish]

@@malawisupasoldier7478 Yea by monke ,AMOGUS,Gru,dr nefario

[@holloworacle3140]

The Barack Obama Persona edit was perfect

[@plummeted]

Where can I find the full version of the barak Obama persona edit

[@CptPrice-qr6ng]

Id love a persona game where you play as obama

[@driescapon1273]

i just NEED that tune! :p

[@nob2243]

Right? Somehow, I knew that Sumito also was a connoisseur of good YTP MVs

[@cultri6659]

@@plummeted kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5Smd3yoatiZhaM here you go

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

Hey Sumito, couldn't help but wonder why you posted a 15 minute video of darkness with no sound?

[@DarthDerp-ih2ru]

It’s a glitch, just reload the vid.

[@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk]

@@DarthDerp-ih2ru Ooh ok thanks. :)

[@Burger19985]

@@DarthDerp-ih2ru its a joke yknow?

[@Sirvaria]

@@Burger19985 whoosh

[@specialed6357]

I can't help but wonder what is wrong with posting a 15 minute video of darkness with no sound? Even better would be a 10 hour video of darkness with no sound. I mean you did watch all 15 minutes of it to know that (unless you were lying?). But seriously, all joking aside, what really happened is your phone turned off and you coincidentally stared at it for 15 minutes. All you have to do is turn your phone back on and if I could give you some advice, make sure it has enough charge so it doesn't power down. Ignore the comments saying it was a glitch and to reload, they are obviously being silly, SILLY I TELL YA!

[@That1CrappyGuy]

Throwback to when Kingdoms Hearts 3 was coming out and Winnie the Pooh was replaced with a glowing white blob in China

[@nob2243]

Goddamn, did that happen for real...? If so, that's on par with that South Park episode where creators depicted Mohammed as a huge black rectangle with the caption _"Censored",_ so as to not offend any Muslims' religious beliefs

[@ralphjimenez3191]

Funny enough, "Xue Hua Piao Piao" was originally made by a Taiwanese Singer

[@Weck99]

Well in there mind Taiwan is China so

[@ralphjimenez3191]

@@Weck99 With respect, I think they want to distance themselves from China now... Like be independent and not apart of China

[@Weck99]

@@ralphjimenez3191 I'm was talking about the Chinese government thinking that Taiwan is part of china not that Taiwan thinks that it's part of china

[@cybersentient4758]

Oh the irony

[@Squeaky245]

@@ralphjimenez3191 "not apart" Would mean being part of.

[@nicematerial]

I do appreciate your respect for Chinese IP & copyright. As a nation, they are known for their respect of creators and patents and the protection of the rights and intellectual properties of people, especially in the west.

[@stormevans6897]

That's why I get to enjoy Supper Mari Brothers for my game and box.

[@Lostcontroller]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@specialed6357]

So that's why they are always stealing western patents and tech.

[@nymphomata69]

My favourite thing about Chinese is that even if you're speak it properly, it always sounds like you're "doing an accent"

[@Litepaw]

"you aren't able to see me" -John Xina, probably

[@alexanderbruwer9363]

Sumito over here trying to finesse the social credit score system by making his go so far down it activy resets and gives him defacto control over all of China (plus he'll get to unlock the Golden Winnie the Pooh costume made in the glorious country of Taiwan)

[@JRexRegis]

Social Credit underflow! What a genius move.

[@ghostiebaka2809]

To be fair, your video DOES have zero dislikes. Pretty big success on the Chinese front

[@RevJR]

China leaders getting upset at jokes is hilarious. Imagine if Bill Clinton shut down every used car dealer that ever did a parody of him in a commercial.

[@brya9681]

Obama was the best party member in Persona 4, great stats

[@fabienglasse]

Tunes in this one are bangers, would unironically enjoy them in other episodes. ✌

[@jaythehuman2552]

Being banned from Chinese food sounds like a horrifying punishment. A completely unnecessary one tho. 😔

[@lotan9398]

The Chinese stars shirt is such a nice touch. +100 sumito

[@PsRohrbaugh]

Sumito, thank you for being a professional memeologist. It allows me to live the normie life and yet appreciate the dankest of memes thanks to your curating and explaining.

[@johncip]

Remember when Nigel Ng apologized to China for having Mike Chen on, who'd in the past been critical of human rights abuses against the Uighurs? This is basically the opposite of that... super refreshing to see & congrats on the huge balls Sumito.

[@OddJames]

I love how they banned Winnie the Pooh and the letter N even though the letter N is in the name China

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

The thing I don't get is why he's upset to being compared to one of tge most known and beloved characters outside of Mickey. It's like being pissed someone compared you to the cutest thing on the world when you could be compared to much, MUCH worse.

[@porkcutlet3920]

Sorry but Winnie the Pooh isn't even close to the cutest thing in the world. Cats, pandas, and sea otters are far cuter.

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

@@porkcutlet3920 they meant that Winnie is made as likeable as possible and is loved around the world, basically.

[@lucasottens8506]

Because authoritarians can't handle their no-nonsense hard line image being challenged, especially twats like Winnie the Xi.

[@Grgrqr]

I agree. Winnie the Pooh is EVIL

[@angsern8455]

I've always thought it's a ploy so that he gets mocked as a cartoon character rather than critisised as anything worse.

[@llew5371]

>Be me >see Sumito has uploaded >Be slightly happier me

[@ericschnautz6603]

+69 social credit

[@knightslayer6161]

Ngl that Tom and Jerry scene in 4k goes kinda hard. Feel free to steal this video😎

[@morpheus_uat]

dont mind if i do

[@nob2243]

I don't know why, but... the 4K 3-dimensional rendition of Chinese Tom is so bulky and bulbous, it even reminded me of the Big Chungus meme. Maybe they overdid it a little, I prefer the original 2d version from the cartoon. Anyone else sees it, or is it just me?

[@OddJames]

"...so I just got off the phone with my Asian..." -Sutmito 4:05

[@Strongbah43]

I appreciate the vaporwave with Mandarin lyrics over it.

[@OddJames]

Friendly reminder that a week later.... that Chinese song is still stuck in my head I've shown it to multiple people. My social credit score has got to be a little bit higher now.

[@idonotmakevidsyet]

As a Chinese dude I find these social credit memes quite funny.

[@RachelKennedy50]

-100000000000000000000000 social credit! Do not promote western gang violence in our glorious country of China!

[@ayoCC]

@@RachelKennedy50 Beat me to it

[@SimonNZ6969]

Easily your best video yet. Nlg, those songs are bangers.

[@hidingpanda7306]

We already have a social credits score called upvotes in reddit.

[@alexsm3882]

Fuck reddit lol

[@ZhenRizen]

10:46 caught me off guard and made me choke lmao, cause you were saying that it's chinese spongebob but it was actually Indonesian dub version, that caught me off guard so bad, i was like, tf this ain't chinese i can understand it

[@devtiofernando3659]

Lmao, same here

[@aimanaisar4775]

Same

[@Bakamano]

Porn is also banned in turkey, but thankfully they still have twitch, so they're fine

[@SauloA333]

Turk coomers are having a rough time 😔

[@VideoGameNtn]

God, I love the social credit score meme. Anything making fun of the CCP is my jam

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

That cat’s social credit score is higher than everyone’s score put together

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

Not for long

[@johnnymcauliffe1289]

Oh christ, that Zhong Xina Social Credit skit had me crying laughing!!!

[@LyricsFred]

I have a coworker that is Chinese and lives in Xianmen, he told us that is near Taiwan, and when I heard that I immediately thought that his social credit was going to go down 😂😂😂

[@Beboroni]

“If you enjoyed the video, remember to like it. And if you didn’t, remember to click ‘confirm’ after you unsubscribe” - 🤣😂🤣

[@jnliewmichael4235]

Attempting to say mandarin words with a straight face is truly impressive! XD 10:40 That Spongebob clip used sounds like either Malay or Indonesian.

[@madlad2200]

It's Indonesian. source: am one and watched the dubs.

[@richardh2606]

Yea sumito get this wrong lol. Indo/Malay is far from mandarin lol.

[@jnliewmichael4235]

@@richardh2606 Sumito was referring to the mandarin song that was edited into the spongebob clip. I was just mentioning how that video sounded Malay/Indonesian, which now I know it is Indonesian.

[@gridlock1637]

The Chinese music and social credit score memes have been my favorite memes so far. Music slaps fr.

[@arsnrhmn]

Bing chilling

[@MegaClogger]

XD

[@SalmanMohamed69]

Bean chilling

[@theparagonal]

🥶🍦

[@m.a.9571]

Glad to see an upstanding individual like you follow the footsteps of Zhong xina.

[@memesofproduction3]

Watching Netflix with my girl and BING CHILLING

[@LordBingus]

This video reminds me alot about what happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989

[@joeljs9778]

Sumitos stalkers about to jaywalk en masse in hopes of getting into the same labor camp as him 🥰

[@mr.caleblynn9246]

Great work! I was smiling the whole time. +8 social credit points.

[@tolyastg6514]

"China decided to capitalise" -999,999,999 social credit points

[@UltravioletNomad]

You know you're propaganda is super good and totally working when 100% of it is "we promise you its not as bad as you've heard" and you have to silence all the 'liars' through aggressive censorship. I mean have you seen how big they can make buildings, SO BIG! The biggest and best designed with the best materials. Now THAT is the sign of prosperity, building a huge apartment complex in record time just to prove you can AND strategically design it to fall apart just right so you can do it again. Its like art, amazing to say the least.

[@mykhailozadorozhnyi4983]

It is so funny that your videos pops out after I have spent the whole day listening in the bckg to ERB of History while I was analyzing the persona fo Xi Jinping for my university project.

[@thebig0opsyshow505]

Sumito is criminal underrated, so much so I have made it a capital offence (punishable by death) to not be subbed to Sumito.

[@brya9681]

Awesome to see him grow tho

[@kittenmagician7416]

While you may have lost all of your Chinese social credit points, you have definitely earned a lot of social credit points from me... 😳 👉👈 What if.... we held hands at the BING SHILING store on the corner of Tiananmen Square?.... haha Just kidding...... Unless? 😳😳😳

[@bimonugraraga3065]

For the record that spongebob wasn't chinese dub but it was indo dub.

[@KATinBLACK]

I don't listen to the original opera version of Ching Chang Hanji for the vocals, I listen for the sick Erhu. That instrument fricken slaps!

[@inanimatesum4945]

The difference between hairpins and chopsticks, one is for styling and eating in emergencies, the other is just two sticks that will often leave splinters.

[@voxpopuli2590]

When he said "Kitchen in the Dungeon", we all felt that.

[@DaScruffy0ne]

That Barack Obama cover of “Heartbreak, Heartbreak” just cured my COVID-19

[@headglitch7003]

7:20 The look of a man that knows his whole ass lineage is on the line

[@umbeatable2770]

Where can i find this video ?

[@BMAN54]

I can feel my social credit score going down as I watch. Thanks Sumito 👍

[@Dysdayym]

10:35 I thought I was Indonesian.. turns out I'm Chinese this entire time btw here's a translation if you want Mr. Krabs: Quit complaining Squidward, you don't hear SpongeBob complaining do you? idk super idol something Mr. Krabs: You need to learn a lot from that kid Squidward: Mr. Krabs, he's not normal proceeds to bing chilling

[@DamnAwesome]

This is my first time watching your video and the Obama from Persona made me laugh so much 😂🤣

[@LtColShingSides]

7:22 my guy is jammin!

[@kochiyamochiya]

10:58 "Tuan Krab, dia itu tidak normal" ahh classic Squidward

[@tatman334]

wtf Sumito super idol only got like 3 mins of screen time when it should have had 3 hours

[@nathawayhoa1971]

The sauce of the "ching heng hon chi" song that became a meme is actually a looped snippet from the song "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" by Blaxy Girls

[@justaguy3323]

"Everyone in China is passing no nut November in flying colours", made my day right there 😂😂😂

[@prinnyhayate5517]

Blue ball level so high your testicles become rgb xD

[@robohand]

KITTY! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa edit: you get +5 social credit points or whatever for having a cat in the video, and a x2 multiplier for the day for treating it well. :D

[@audiooddities9982]

I watched the new SumitoMedia video, and now I can't get a seat at P.F Changs

[@crexia8940]

Nice artist reccomendation Sumito hehe thank you :>>

[@mastadlo]

Sumito, you're getting better every episode dude. Keep it up! Love ya!

[@thedreysepodcasttv4852]

All I got from this video is that we should rage Meme Warfare on the CCP.

[@jaiejeot]

The Algorithm led me here. At first I didn't get what this show is all about, after watching several videos, 😂. Well done dude.

[@nonstickpansexual4540]

The implication that they named her cardi Chinese means they think cardi b is cardi black. That's hilarious.

[@favre4ever39]

Five people of heard of "Neuteral Milk Hotel" they are too main stream...I am all about whale noises overlaid with FDR speeches.

[@JRexRegis]

I agree, it really says a lot about today's society.

[@yami2227]

no cap, the Chinese song slaps

[@keiplaysgame]

that chin cheng hanji remix is unexpectedly bop!

[@kennyc2031]

“Have you ever heard of Neutral Milk Hotel?” …yes…

[@TheDwarvenDefender]

TBH, I straight-up thought he made that name up.

[@rezlov_]

Dude, you're gonna be KOS in China now.

[@vandalman8]

Your content has been improving a lot.

[@pneumonianakey]

10:45 MAN REALLY USED INDONESIAN SPONGEBOB LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ethanchaotic]

yknow this one was really good sumito! I love like the whole overview of chinese meme culture, it worked really well with your style of comedy haha!

[@everythingwithashton5876]

I praise modern Memes. Most people don’t know the atrocities China is committing but Memes are starting to shed a light on them. It’s so great.

[@sqweed653]

What do you mean? The friendly democratic libertarian ccp wouldn't put muslims into concentration camps ever!

[@javierdeleon2117]

they are not called concentration camps, they are temporary containment facilities

[@theemperor-wh40k18]

@@javierdeleon2117 and the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea is democratic... Just call things out for what they are.

[@JordanIn3D]

Maybe if you lower your credit score enough it'll just...loop back?

[@ricktandron3669]

Outstanding! Excellent video in all respects.

[@carhawara3394]

Who else got the John Cena Abu Dhabi commercial in between? 🤣 dude really dont care where his money is coming from

[@that_tilton9662]

didn't expect the persona 4 reference at 1:19

[@gusspeeltmuziekdingen1190]

8:40 safe to say i dont think sumito had a great time browsing mu

[@SamStPeter]

i love your channel, i feel like your work is currently unappreciated compared to it's actual value but please keep going!! you've got this!!

[@DelvingDeeper]

Just by watching and commenting on this video, I am banned from visiting China indefinitely.

[@XWNORST]

Hey sumito, could you please find it in your heart to say bing chiring in your next video? I don't care how you merge it in but you reminded me how much I enjoy hearing and saying bing chiring, and I feel the world needs a bit more bing chiring :)

[@Waffles_Syrup]

Bing chilling 🥶🍦

[@shinsenrock]

Idk if anyone cares/is wondering, the japanese reads from left to right: alcohol, yakiniku(where you cook your own meat like Korean BBQ), yakitori (basically meat on a stick, predominately chicken), hotel, and of course...ramen.

[@HelloSirHowCanIScamYouToday]

C-rap is my new jazz to work baby

[@adamb306]

Re-education camp probably won't be so bad what with all the fellow sumito respecters there.

[@cyberpunk3116]

Egg soup not bat soup

[@cyberzombie038]

3:08 Man that's some real throwback to the 2000's when gangster versions of characters on t-shirts was heat.

[@johannesbrahms1655]

That Obama Persona song is legit.