Memes That Irreversibly Altered My Vocabulary

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[@chronickat5453]

my favorite of the shrimp fried rice esque of jokes is the 'road work ahead? i sure hope it does,' but just say 'i sure hope it does' after like any compound word or two/three word phrase. 'shrimp fried rice? i sure hope it does'

[@bmepnt]

The 2019 hit film “The Jorker” starring Whackin Peanits

[@Ixarus6713]

I love it when The Jorker said "We live in a jorkciety" and then jorked all over the place. Truly a delinquent moment.

[@gotzemusic]

“You’re telling me a cis teen built this chapel?” -Wordplay Johnson

[@dhanyl2725]

Cis cows cuss cuz cheese chassis

[@Gell-lo]

Pffffff

[@GlobinHD]

You’re telling me a Word played this Johnson?

[@aeipathy_live]

HIVEMIND Riley mentioned 🗣

[@realhumanbean7915]

I mean, kinda, yeah.

[@rowybowie]

You're telling me a pineapple jerked this chicken?

[@bootlegdagut]

Wood fired pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?

[@JSzekely]

Sumito really out here saying "ittification" and by 'ittification' haha well lets just say idiotification

[@olevik2005]

I use "My brother in christ ..." on a daily basis

[@JoeShine95]

SumitoMedia? You're telling me some ate this media?

[@olevik2005]

Suck my toe media

[@MRGO0OSE]

Nonono you need to Submit TO HIS media

[@xaeaxaea6280]

I ONLY JORK IT TO THE HIGHEST QUALITY EGGS

[@Smoochie_Wallace]

I'm stroganoff to her beef *Correct Buzzer Sounds*

[@CJclank99]

Don’t forget the classic “Piper? I hardly know her!”

[@NeroVSGame]

I’m fuckin HERE for the daily uploads my man

[@forgingluck]

Eggs 2: American Boogaloo

[@HimothyMcVeigh]

My favorite beef stroganoff meme is "I had a strog and now im in a beef coma and she's gonna turn my life support off"

[@yoda5167]

Peanut? At the same time?

[@jeannecaelum5167]

As a Geman its so much fun to hear others attempt our language xD a nice attempt seriously, not too bad pronounciation

[@ProLactationNation]

Crazy that he didn't mention Internet Historian once as an example for shrimp fried rice jokes. IH gets me all the time with that haha

[@lh317]

I dont need my beef stroken off during dinner.. very inapropriate

[@lavendermistttttt]

my favorite is the vine where a guy drives by a sign "roadwork ahead" and he goes "I sure hope it does!"

[@sadmermaid]

Drew Goodenended

[@majestyzx9081]

Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!

[@ArtianSetS]

Fun fact! Pho can be pronounced "fuh", which means you can literally order pho and say "um yeah I'll have the fuck tai please" and if you don't put emphasis on the fact you did there's a good chance the waiter will just let the order slide. Or they get offended and start cursing at you in Vietnamese. Though if they say "what did you say?" you can just say "the pho tai" while pointing to the menu.

[@calmafterdark912]

I still say "wow the cinnamon tography" to everything I look at that's beautiful And when shit happens I go "it be like that sometimes"

[@sadmermaid]

Shane madej from BuzzFeed f

[@CulcoyoteCosmico]

No more Sumito, now Dailymito

[@n3k0lai]

SUMITO CONTENT WEEK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@chiveygnome]

Im in the youtubed, straight up jorking it And by it I mean, the community guidlines

[@tiyenin]

*Comunnity

[@Ixarus6713]

​@@tiyenin *Cummunity

[@beeeennnnnnn]

Cranking my boys hog to this one

[@dhanyl2725]

"Tommy needy drinky" got an update

[@Dschonathan]

What a cromulent fuck-crustable of a day

[@cycloidcyclone4309]

Sumitos German is so much better I almost expected a language learning sponsor 😂

[@ZombieRain0]

"You're tellin' me a Gar licked this bread?"

[@Hunter12396]

At the jonkeyard just straight jonkeing it. And by 'it', haha well, let's justr say. My Prius.

[@beehambonio3378]

Peanuts? Does this mean pee is stored in the balls?

[@erikeriklol]

Saying f instead of rip is one way my vocabulary changed

[@steigr3656]

The birdflu? Yhea, they tend to do that.

[@e.a.spikol6229]

If you're interested, there's a great book 'Because Internet: Understanding How Language Is Changing' by Gretchen McCulloch that goes into the cognitive-linguistics behind a lot of this stuff.

[@Kenjish1in]

We really needed cocky want boing boing. My new favorite phrase for the next few weeks.

[@joshk4325]

The beef boys episode was sweet. Just like everything sumito.

[@brothatisfunny]

HE DELIVERED ON HIS PROMISE LONG LIVE THE KING OF ENGLAND

[@jazzingpanda3190]

I saw a meme argument the other day between Brits and muricans the other day. This ingerland man shut down the teeth jokes with “my local pub is older than your country, cope harder colony” And honestly it did me a kek, rare chad brit

[@cognitiumone]

Watchin this video straight jorkin it

[@kewl_aire]

She's beefin' cause I'm stroganoff

[@MAHIM2000]

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

[@Ixarus6713]

I'm jorkin' cause she's shopping for milk.

[@liamwhite4469]

Ill be waiting for tomorrows video do not hurt me

[@kensyre]

*guy whose never seen any other meme* getting real shrimp fried rice vibes from this.

[@CoobyPls]

Eggs

[@LegoDork]

Dude, I fuckin' love eggs. Fried, scrambled, boiled, whatever, Eggs are, hands down, my favorite food thing.

[@Hellschwarz]

A friend spelled my name wrong in a presentation we were making together, he corrected it immediately. Sadly there were 3 others watching and that was my name for the last 3 years of school.

[@TT-qw1bo]

I JORK my tongue to dat skrimp fried rice

[@FlumesIsLife]

Ayo sumito on Beef today AND an upload?! Call that the daily double

[@delsi26]

Dan hentchnel’s youtube channel has become a vital piece of my friend group

[@damiansilva2454]

Eggs 3: An Omelette with Pee

[@shiruotakuno28]

This is the first of your videos that I've seen, but it gives off strong RWJ/=3 vibes and I love it

[@RuthlessFaith]

Oh shit, Sumito is bringing the Ming Dynasty into this...that is the ballseeyust thing I've seen in a minute

[@VikingKong.]

"personal affliction to this" did you mean "personal affinity with this"? Idk if you did that on purpose.

[@itsnickford]

Hello gentlemen.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

Proud to say I was 11 beers deep at my friend's house when he showed me the famous "peanits" tweet and it had less than ten likes. I have observed history, I have seen culture itself fashioned before my very eyes.

[@nativeportlander]

When reading german, “ei” makes an ī sound, and “ie” makes and ē sound. I’ll never let you live that down.

[@cyberpunk3116]

Eggy want doing doing

[@nullzero3455]

you're telling me a ginger bred this man

[@cbhlde]

Panzer Of The Lake says: Das war gutes Deutsch, Herr Auslander! ;)

[@ArktikAlice]

You're telling me a Sumito made this Media?

[@matthewedwards956]

Bro thinks Scottish is a separate language instead of absolute Twitter illiteracy

[@LobLobLobLob]

"Ist es over fur mich" is readable in english because of cognates, words in different languages that derive from the same root word. Since a large part of english is from german, it sometimes can be intelligible in english. Such as "Sie hat braune Haar" can probably be guessed correctly in English to be "She has brown hair"

[@KungThulhu]

As a German i can confirm our language is one big meme. Words like "Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung" or "Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften" Are pretty common.

[@MAHIM2000]

Don't be sad Sumet. We all slip our tongue and do E-Defecation of the English Language like you did at 09:57

[@greenhowie]

They say we should be worried about weed getting stronger but like... nah we need it.

[@Lusk1993]

Greeeeaat video mate

[@Colin-di9ll]

"You're telling me that a gar licked this bread?"

[@trstmeimadctr]

in 1000 years, memes are going to be like hieroglyphics are to us

[@ejsese]

in the comments straight up jorkin it and by it haha lets just say when sumito said the wrong word

[@Thoralma]

"Wait Who has Beef with Stroganoff ? he is a nice Guy"

[@robsa978]

Looking forward to a ton of videos this week, Sumito! Keen

[@panmush]

I could get used to daily Sumito

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

Ich liebe diesen KZbin Memefürsten. Mutahar du bist der beste!!! I hope tho you go back on making videos about IT and Tech sometimes.

[@refl9630]

What if freakmito was called sumito and he DIDN'T suck toes?

[@hunter5822]

5:11 holy shit!!!! I heard a streamer make that joke a while back!!! Spaceboy ! Anyways…. I’m very high and am unsure of what is happening right now…. Oh yeah, it’s wild to hear shit from a while back and suddenly find an explanation to something you didn’t suspect as getting any deeper!

[@MrJitterlad]

dont know why i laughed so hard at the last name joke . damn

[@devonburkhalter9840]

Ain't no way. You're telling me.. a fly went fishing??

[@CannoliRose]

Well dang! He really did upload two days in a row! This might confuse the algorithm...

[@chemicaltrails4468]

OK so I was scrolling through my subscriptions and saw this video in my peripheral vision without actually directly looking at it, and has anybody ever told you before that from peripheral vision you look like Count Dankula?

[@jonschwartz1864]

Best Vid in a while, Keep it up for me plz!!!

[@Sevenandalso7]

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

[@a2izo]

Day 2 down, good work mini media

[@dragonfetus4125]

I have been a nasty girl (nasty).

[@xXJacobBuckXx]

Am I the only one who can never not hear "shrimp fried rice" in Afroman's voice?

[@its_deer]

the bro visited his friend meme has been my absolute favorite so far this year it's so stupid and yet so hilariously relatable

[@simbachvazo6530]

Someone else mentioned it with "Piper" and yeah, everything ending in "-er" is a good joke. The song is what? Banger? I hardly know her!

[@veaxvoid]

Legend

[@BaseSteve]

9:16 nah homie that meme has road work ahead ancestry

[@RougeSanta]

Haha funny stuff Sumi

[@Enkaybee]

Some ito media? Where can I get the rest of it?

[@evanjuleen]

Shrimp fried rice! Bone apple tea. 🎉

[@corporalclickbait4839]

Industrial glycine is truly the future

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Finally Sumito back to memes rather than the past three depression videos... Not hating or anything, just I'm trying to avoid sad and upsetting things... forever...

[@iamcino]

sumito is defrancoing this week. Viel Spaß

[@clnseat]

Are you telling me a Sumit media'd this video?!

[@JJNincorporated]

Daily vids? Hell yeah

[@Midniteburger]

Speaking of german; the „shpeace“ that you end your videos with is pronounced a lot like the german word „Spieß“. Which can be translated as „pike“, „spear“, „skewer“ or a „spike“. „Aufgespießt“ means „impaled“.

[@whatupbrows]

god of war

[@iivin4233]

They do sound like English with a bit of stank on them. They almost sound like they're in the same genre or...family.

[@ShatteredQvartz]

Also known as being fluent in Brainrot

[@oberakdragonprow2695]

Super Affentittengeil!

[@slashdir]

Daily vid is life