THE AI SEINFELD HAS GONE FULL KRAMER

[@bp56789]

the best part of Seinfeld was when he said "IT'S JERRY' TIME" and Jerried all over those guys

[@CheeseChud]

@@bmg50barrett74 shut up uncle Ben lmao

[@docsigma]

with great morb comes great morbidity

[@refl9630]

The worst part was when Kramer said "*REDACTED" and bombed all over Laugh Factory

[@Starbuck32123]

Overused comment

[@UnionParkPlumbing]

Definitely my favorite part

[@mrmrpersonman4753]

I can’t wait for JK rolling to name the first openly gay character Sumito Media

[@elvisofthedead]

Oh man! This just killed me!

[@ScubesFTW]

Harry was gay the whole time. In the next series he's divorced and coming to terms with his sexuality in his early 40s.

[@NigerianPrince0]

Ai Seinfeld was hillarious. No funny jokes and laugh track was used. Perfect parody of a sitcom

[@itsCyfr]

there is a laugh track

[@NigerianPrince0]

@@itsCyfr Yes

[@livanbard]

@@itsCyfr he said the jokes were not funny but the track was used regardless.

[@itsCyfr]

@@livanbard he edited it now

[@itsCyfr]

@@livanbard or maybe im just schizophrenic

[@Zenniverse]

Twitch went harder on an AI generated joke than they did on a girl literally getting railed on cam.

[@averyn34]

im sorry what?

[@MaMasBoii]

@@averyn34 yeah it's true

[@averyn34]

@@MaMasBoii i need to know more for science

[@MaMasBoii]

@@averyn34 one sec I'll look her name up for u

[@MaMasBoii]

@@averyn34 here name was kimmikka(her account was deleted).

[@bigiron4018]

The AI has gotten so advanced, it’s even getting canceled just like the actors it’s replacing!

[@armageddongirl612]

^ yeah dude cancel culture is mostly a myth

[@FishSticker]

The actors who actually get cancelled are batshit insane (Gina Carano)

[@armageddongirl612]

@@matthewnienkirchen8083 dont be condescending, when people say "cancel culture" they mean celebs "losing their careers" over making offensive jokes. _that_ never happens.

[@somethingdifferent9024]

@@matthewnienkirchen8083 Big doubts.

[@DaveBob96]

@@matthewnienkirchen8083 lie detector determined that was a lie

[@oddian-13]

Man, I love watching Sumito high in the morning instead of going to work

[@SumitoMedia]

u should go to work

[@jumpthecrusader6117]

Lol

[@jumpthecrusader6117]

@@SumitoMedia no make us go to work!

[@Jonjzi]

That sounds like something George would say in an episode of Seinfeld.

[@HemiKortene420]

Bro same!!

[@Wodferd]

The Harry Potter name i will never be able to wrap my head around is the fact that she made an English African dude named fucking Shacklebolt.

[@colinmiller6649]

When I was younger and didn’t watch much non American content I didn’t think cho chang was that bad. As I got older I watched more heavenly influences Japanese and Chinese animation and was confounded at all the beautiful names that could’ve been given in Harry Potter but weren’t

[@Asmallbirch]

Not just Shacklebolt, Kingsley Shacklebolt

[@Jolis_Parsec]

I like how everybody’s disavowing J.K. now when I disavowed her ages ago for what she did to muh boi Snape where he went from the perfect antagonistic teacher to reign in Harry’s arrogance to secretly protecting him all this time. 😒

[@jablesbrown8463]

@@colinmiller6649 imagine being triggered bc of a common Asian name

[@MeanBeanComedy]

That sounds badass, though.

[@dynamite_Alt7]

There is a twitch account that streams actual Seinfeld 24 hours a day and has been for more than a year. Whenever he gets banned he makes a new account

[@dynamite_Alt7]

I just check the account again its Zcomdy12 now

[@wazithebbi9155]

Based pirate

[@Vanreis]

I watched like 3 hours of Nothing Forever before it's ban and it was an amazing experience. The awkward pauses, wonky animations, conversations ending in the middle, chat going nuts every time someone used a microwave or spamming NEW RESTAURANT when the characters would talk about yet another new place they've been at. The random and never expected actual jokes which landed way better that they had any right to purely because they were so unexpected. In one of the stand up segments Larry actually managed a chain of five coherent jokes and everyone went wild. I laughed the hardest and most consistently in years. I really hope they will bring it back.

[@darbyshiredanny97]

You can tell the effort level is going up for these vids, and it’s cool to see you get on a topic much faster than usual. Keep playing the meta!

[@joeljs9778]

The S in Seinfeld stands for Supervised learning

[@incoherentlyspeaking7748]

I ran k=2 clustering on the ai generated show, and found that there are two types of jokes. The one the got them banned fell into the same category as a lot of other jokes, but I can't seem to nail down what the human-recognizable characteristics of those jokes are.

[@xyanide1986]

God damnit Genius Kojumbo you done it again

[@Raphael_Bizmann]

It aint the first time an AI got canceled.

[@exterminatus_now]

Remember Tay

[@Raphael_Bizmann]

@@exterminatus_now #NeverForget

[@gonzo7758]

zoomers will literally have a heart attack laughing at a nuclear fart fortnite compilation but won't find a sliver of humor in seinfeld.

[@bluevanga30]

Agreed. But i think our upbringing shapes our everything even humor, so is not necessarily the kids or the show's fault (or at least that's what i tell myself). It has to do more with the times.

[@jablesbrown8463]

Seinfeld is not funny…..stop lying to people

[@Heliogabalos]

this was fact checked by true Kramerican Patriots

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@jablesbrown8463 It was that weird time where random "humor" is funny

[@Creampuf1977]

@@randomtinypotatocried ok zoomer

[@mouseworks]

Girlfriend Reviews did not deserve that kind of harassment. I appreciate your comments Sumito.

[@darthwookiee77]

3:45 My family watched Seinfeld religiously and even with context it’s such a shit joke to do irl. Lol

[@ShadowDomoZilla]

Breaks my heart that a comedy entrepreneur such as Sumito could not appreciate or more less understand the comedic genius that is Seinfeld.

[@purshottamadevadhikar5035]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Seinfeld.

[@notatrollll]

Seinfeld was a good back then. You gotta understand the competition and where society was. Darker humor was still pretty frowned on. The internet was still in infancy stages. In conclusoon, sumito is a basic bitch beta

[@autismusmaximus4933]

>can end your carreer in an instant >still claims to be powerless victims

[@dartoney]

Yeah

[@Cplblue]

The real 1%

[@DookieDookieNoMi]

Sirona is the name of a Celtic goddess of rebirth

[@SumitoMedia]

that's kinda big brain if that's what they were going for

[@WileHeCoyote]

Those goofball celts! Always making alcohol out of water and blowing stuff up!

[@hilotakenaka]

Regardless of what you think of the Seinfeld AI's statements, we can all agree that the line "all liberals are secretly gay" is funny as hell, no matter what side you're on Also I remember reading about how one time AI George Costanza said that he wanted to jump off a bridge, followed by eerie silence

[@elduderino007]

I was watching once, and Larry and Yvonne decided they wanted to get a group together to tell jokes to each other. They then named it the Laugh Factory. Chat was immediately like "Kakler NO!"

[@knobgobler2639]

The Left will never let real comedy exist. In order to be funny you have to try something out of the normal bounds and experiment with new things. Without this most basic freedom to try shit you cant hope to entertain people. They are no different than those super closed off protestant groups that wont let their kids play pinball or read harry potter or play Pokémon and probably worse in terms of attitude towards any form of difference.

[@GleeChan]

The irony. People boycotting Hogwarts Legacy because of hate, only in turn to bully and hate those who don't agree with them. Real mature.

[@kingck101]

Bullying JK roiling wont bring your dad back

[@ecofriendly217]

I don't usually comment much, but that shirt is so sick. A banger as usual, keep it up man. Never giggled so much in a long time, thanks as always.

[@TBDF12]

The soup Nazi being a real guy who runs a real restaurant is pretty funny

[@Azerkeux]

I've always just accepted at face value that J.K. Rowling *must* have said something terrible but when I looked into it I honestly don't understand the outrage.

[@GevinHuey]

She's just a victim of extremist trolls.

[@TheNwr1]

As far as I know, she never went on a massive transphobic rant, but I think it was more like, an increasing number of tweets and general statements expressing vaguely anti-trans/Terf-esque sentiments. Couple that with her…undeniably racist/racially stereotyped characters (the Irish dude, the Asian girl…also the Asian kids pretty much all being in the ‘smart’ college), retroactively making characters gay and trying to get virtue signal points for it (if you’re going to make a character gay, actually do it well and commit to it, which she didn’t)…all that added up weakens whatever benefit of the doubt you can give her, and she seems to be continuing in the same direction. So the hate is honestly unsurprising.

[@UnluckyFatGuy]

It's mostly butthurt Twitter users

[@adventureisntfar]

As a trans person who is in a similar boat as sumito, she's transphobic in a domino effect way. She believes that it shouldn't be "easy" to transition. Whether it be medical or social, she perceives that the process should be more difficult to prevent people who aren't actually trans from receiving that help. And that's why people are mad. I dont have any investment in the series, but a lot of SJW and LGBTQ people did. It's similar to being a Jewish fan of Kanye West. When the creator is very vocal that they dont like people like you, there will be a vitriolic wave of fans that try and stop others from supporting the creator for one reason or another.

[@octagram2955]

@@adventureisntfar it was before that tho. It was her tweet mocking something that said uterus-havers that started that r*pe and de*th threats 'I think there's a word for that. Wa, wo, womuh?' something like that

[@jasonwoods2802]

I refuse to accept comedy criticism from people who thought pickle Rick was funny

[@jasonwoods2802]

Hol' up a minute sumito, I seem to recall you saying that bit didn't land with you. Am I having false memories again, like when my dad loved me?

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

This was a really good one. I feel like it was structured well, informative and funny

[@GB-sh9st]

Seinfeld had some funny moments tho, like that time Elaine claimed to hunter deer with a sword.

[@luvhair255]

In case anyone was wondering, Sirona is the name of a Celtic Goddess.

[@L-kun]

All I know is that they made Pikamee sad, and that's unforgivable.

[@illuminahde]

Seinfeld did nothing wrong

[@foxxjeh]

I'll never understand people harassing others over morals. They are not helping a cause, because no one wants to side with bullies.

[@stevemanart]

If I find any of the people who harrassed Pikamee for streaming it, I will gut them

[@nevvy5310]

Seriously. Like yeah Rowling sucks but some people just wanna enjoy a fun magic game and the game's about as divorced from her as you can get without being a new IP.

[@Sonichero151]

@Nevvy but for the people who are being actively targeted for genocide by government officials J.K is funding using her royalties...... it's not enough..... it'll never be enough til she's 6 feet under

[@zaiden_2006]

wasnt pikamee was planning on graduating or whatever for while

[@fiddlesticks420]

Nott these darned AIs taking our jobs again

[@rickybagley1905]

I really appreciate all the videos. You are doing a great job with the consistent uploads.

[@ivanwilliams7413]

Clicked just because I enjoyed the title. And that Soup Nazi joke is based on a real NYC eatery: The Soup Man. Dude took it pretty well and wound up getting extra customers and merch deals to this day. The Lobster Bisque really is that good.

[@fintanbochra]

I am going to enjoy this video. Thank you for posting this. It’s important to note that videos may or may not produce sufficient enjoyment, and you should always keep your expectations to a reasonable level

[@ventu2295]

Your shirts never miss, also, early morning video hell yea

[@redwiltshire1816]

#FreedomeofspeechforAI

[@Paigeofmusic]

I'm pretty happy that you're making videos more frequently. Just wanted to say thanks.

[@MrWest949]

I don't have anything to add, just wanted to let you know I enjoyed the video. Especially after the last Shpodcast where you said you were going to keep working and making vids weekly, keep it up, your quality is consistent and very good. Shpeace

[@MrWest949]

Yo Sumit’s got his own spam bots now! He’s officially made it

[@pXnTilde]

"... which I didn't care about, but I had to watch something." Crazy to think people around your age are the last people to understand this mentality. People have made fun of me for watching Desperate Housewives, and I'm like bro- it was the only thing on until reruns of South Park at 10. Although the real reason I watched it was... well it's in the name, and I was 14.

[@AxelStrife7]

Every goddamn youtube channel I'm subscribed too coincidentally decided to make videos about AI in the last week or 2. Looks like they're already winning.

[@brianwalsh1339]

Some people don’t want to buy Hogworts Legacy because it would “support” JK Rowling I don’t want to buy Hogworts legacy because it’s yet another open world western RPG that’s going to run terribly on release and have absolutely nothing to do. We are not the same.

[@bird4816]

Born in 97 and Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows. Peak sitcom.

[@TwistedMecha]

Sumito says he's not a nerd. Is wearing a Keyblade around his neck. Yeah, alright buddy.

[@simbachvazo6530]

I don't know if Sirona Ryan was intentional, but the jokes springing from it, oh man, they got me. Potatofamine McCarbomb hits home, my last name is McCarty, so its just so close.

[@Eggly69]

Sumito before work? Hell yeah

[@LOG4NAT3r]

*"Say the line, Kramer...!"*

[@adventuritis]

when did someordinarygamers become so woke?

[@squinkwarrior]

IIrc Seinfeld wasn't "a show about nothing". Larry David said in an interview that it's just a show about how a comedian gets their jokes. The "it's a show about nothing" bit came from the show in a self-referential way.

[@davidwilson6577]

5:15 that cadence is 100% Jerry Seinfeld. Maybe I've just got Seinfeld on the brain but I never watched the show, Sumito just reached into heaven and dragged the deceased and very dead soul of Jerry Seinfeld from the afterlife where it is now because he definitely died, back to earth to possess himself with it for the sake of a slight nuance on the execution of a small joke.

[@notatrollll]

Seinfield was considered fairly edgy for the time, and paved the way for alot of shows you may have watched more. I got some laughs from it but im slightly older. Memes and southpark werent a thing yet

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Mirror universe Rowling writing white characters like: Karen Pumpspice Harold Richard George Habsburg III Billybob of Lynchburg Kyle N. Words-Ayer

[@melissao643]

16:50 okat but Sirona is a Celtic GODDESS of healing. Like, it's an actual female name. I get to our English ears that we hear "sir" but it's actually a name my dudes 😅

[@asrieljhirad]

Loved your intro story. Brought me back memories of my tv fuelled childhood

[@fudalefu1]

Sumitro describing flipping back and forth between channels while football was playing on fox, so he could catch the Simpsons, and then hearing the intro to the Seinfeld show which he didn’t care about or enjoy, is earily similar to my experience. Pretty much the exact same thing haha. He must be 30.

[@fark69]

Yes, same! When I heard this it was the first time I remembered doing those things myself in so long. It was like unlocking a memory. I watched so much Simpsons and probably understood only half the jokes

[@colinmiller6649]

The robot voice at the beginning is giving robot vibes from Aqua Teen hunger Force Think the name is Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

[@QueenKitty08]

I watched about 12 hours of it over 4 days. It was honestly amazing. It made new words, got better at sitting, advocated for progressive causes. It was inspiring to watch Larry get real joke sets done and I really hope it comes back online with the protections. The show was dumb but compelling.

[@jaysmith3495]

That transition form pixilated Sumit to meaty Sumit was pretty slick.

[@BillyMcBillface]

I watched the news story about that plane crash with the fake names live as it happened and I finally feel good about watching it because it ended up being referenced in a SumitoMedia video

[@bro771]

I have asked for a new sphodcast for over a Year, but now that you finally made one i dont know what to do

[@trplll100]

It's funny look at any product and follow the money or supply chain and see what is acceptable to pay for today.

[@TheHarvHR]

Really enjoying this new 2023 Sumito! edit: nvm he's gone back to the regular version

[@TheBobblefighter]

Best part is that in one of JK Rowling's non-Harry Potter books, she introduces a Polish maid character that speaks like a Russian and the first time the main character meets her the Polish woman excuses herself to clean up a toilet. I don't know how she got all of this past the filters, it's like 1950s funny racism.

[@jablesbrown8463]

I don’t understand what’s offensive about this

[@andrews4717]

That’s kinda funny in a cyclical sense

[@xblowsmokex]

Is cleaning toilets a polish stereotype? Sounds to me like she’s just doing…. I don’t know….things a maid should be doing….

[@TheBobblefighter]

@@jablesbrown8463 It's a common Polish stereotype that they clean toilets. It's about as ubiquitous as British people having shit teeth or Mexicans being lazy

[@TheBobblefighter]

@@xblowsmokex yes, it's a Polish stereotype. The maid could have done literally any other job except specifically clean a toilet and it would have been at least passable. It would be like introducing an American character shopping in a grocery store, and then them excusing themselves to buy 5 bottles of Diet coke and a shotgun.

[@shiytdmoncult]

I do enjoy Seinfeld while on the road for work

[@jontyhugh1080]

Im glad I'm not the only one who thought Seinfeld wasn't that funny. I don't even want to say it's due to me being from a different generation because I found Fawlty towers and other shit funny, I never got what was so special about Seinfeld

[@user-bv9qv5un6n]

Thought I accidently clicked on a colbert clip for the first 30 seconds

[@wawa2099]

How can we convince YOU, to play hogwarts L. Live on twitch???

[@SumitoMedia]

I'm not spending $70 on a video game unless it's skins in cs

[@robotjox77]

How can you undermine the hard work of those writing manatees? Dolphins indeed.

[@unknown36919]

Truly a BANGER of an upload 🙌

[@Eggly69]

The girlfriend reviews situation is absolutely disgusting and the people berating them should be ashamed of themselves. It's a game. The developers have nothing to do with JK. Rowling

[@Eggly69]

@Javs&Arts No, it really wasn't. Some of the shit being said was heinous. I'm not for people saying horrible shit to Trans creators either you knuckle dragging retard. JK Rowling being a bad person doesn't give you an exclusive pass to be a piece of shit to other creators. Unplug from the hive mind for literally 5 minutes friend.

[@JT-hv2dz]

Solid video, also thanks for bringing back shpodcast

[@togglefire3537]

There was a famous episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was helping a marathon runner wake up on time for his race the following day. Well the marathon runner turned out to be from Africa, I believe Uganda and so he was completely black. If you notice when you're watching that episode Kramer is nowhere to be found in that episode. He was so racist that he didn't even want to appear in the same episode as a black man. It's a real big shame too because Kramer and George are two of my favorite characters in the show.

[@themexicankitchen]

Remember that time Jerry Seinfeld turned himself into a pickle? Funniest shit I ever saw!

[@fearsomestm00c0w]

Sumito really does think everyone is as dumb as he is. The stories help me get there.

[@terence7009]

aqua teen had a similar original pitch. they couldn't pitch it for what it was, which is why for the first few episodes they really point out the detective thing, then it falls off.

[@brothatisfunny]

Christmas is coming in february

[@monkeybiznez]

The only thing more disappointing than missing afternoon episodes of the Simpsons as a kid was waiting for the 9pm new hour to end just to find out they're not playing the 10pm(10:30?) episode of the Simpsons...

[@tangibleblockofwisdom6386]

miss you just cutting to curating the memes. sorry to mensch

[@TrentDan]

I thought I had it bad, my Gym teacher called me "meatball head" and I awkwardly corrected him and said my name is Dan Sir. Took me 30 years to find out he was a weeb, who loved Sailor Moon.

[@MrTeamGuy]

For me this happened with The Office xD still all the years later I did watched it and enjoyed it

[@alecolson8360]

That AI is begging for death

[@tpfraden7249]

The AI isn’t wrong though if you think about it

[@brutalnobody5240]

Hp is very much a kids fantasy book who people insist is deeper than it is including rowling

[@akaMyThought]

9:43 text is speaking facts, that's funny 😁

[@abrakadabra4966]

Didn't jk Rowling basically just say men are men and women are women?

[@tjlpancake]

Can we keep the AI? 🥺

[@s0r480]

man, criticizing a whole fantasy universe that was created by someone who said something wrong or thinks differently makes me real mad. why are people so f-in´ pesky. H.P. Lovecraft also had a completely different mindset, but his work is masterous.

[@Bicloptic]

JK: “Biological women and trans women are different.” Trans people: “TRANSPHOBIA!!!”

[@TheEradiKater]

JK: "Women deserve to keep their rights" Trans people: "TERF!"

[@itsmytoast666]

Just watched this with my late breakfast. Man, did I need it! Lots of laughs. Always happy to see new vids.

[@Sonichero151]

Reminds me of my experience with a very famous show blueballing me from seeing the actual show I cared about and it left me with a bias. I was excitedly watching the fifth and final season of Samuari Jack over the past few weeks and then April first arrived and instead of the next episode, I got the world premiere of season 3 of Rick and Morty....... and I could not care any fucking less........

[@SmashedHatProject]

"Here goes nothing... ... ... ..."

[@NBDbingo5]

The length of a memeloaf

[@wellsborie6897]

The laugh factory thumbnail

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

At least you have Seinfeld after the Simpsons instead of... Hollyoaks... The day Hollyoaks isn't on after the Simpsons in the UK is the day the channel 4 building has crumbled into dust following the apocalypse

[@memepolice6624]

"i watched the bit" so you watched the entire episode? because that's how the "bits" in Seinfeld works.

[@deforged]

uhm.. raiding HP game is straight up trolling. they dgaf about JKR or her trans stance. but they do it because they get to troll someone and not come off as alt-right, because far-left gets tons of benefit of a doubt, and people don't know how to moderate it even though the trolls are not left, nor right for that matter.

[@arieharrewyn]

From what I'm hearing Sumito is still salty his gym teacher is infinitely more hilarious than he

[@kensuzuki8830]

im sorry a bad experience w/a teacher prevented you from being able to appreciate the genius that is seinfeld

[@forgingluck]

Seinfeld? Meh. Sumito in the field? Hell yeah.