Nah that “but I don’t wanna.” SOUNDED SO BRATTY BAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
The definition of "I was bored and kinda horny, figured I'd pick up a book-" Closest we'll ever get to Cthulu. 😙
@KnySimpy3 Жыл бұрын
NOW CTHULHU KNOWS WHY THEY CALL ME THE ✨✨DEEP ONE✨✨
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
@@KnySimpy3 ✋️😔 ♡
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
him: what reason do you have to call for me? me, touch starved: i need a hug. that's all
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
him: you should be begging on your knees me: yes daddy him: ...what the fuck is wrong with you me: yeah i get that a lot.
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
him: what is your first order me: uh, put something on. it's hard to think when, uh, faced with such... hm. him, immediately pouty and whiny: No. I don't wanna.
@gingerneutral_audios Жыл бұрын
him: ah yes the doors opened me: ...you havent been in the human realm in like. three thousand years. shit's changed. that shit's common
@UrMom-ty7mw3 ай бұрын
are you lonely
@UrMom-ty7mw3 ай бұрын
do you need to talk to someone
@grey_roses Жыл бұрын
Ahh, nothing like some relaxing gaslighting + massage. I should summon demons more often. 🖤
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
It's a demon's special after all 😎
@AveryLovesGoats Жыл бұрын
"My eyes are up here you know" LMAOO I swear I was looking respectfully...
@Prince.M00NBEAM Жыл бұрын
Ending the video with COME was the cherry on top ❤
@samael2258 Жыл бұрын
Why did he just shout "COME" at the end ☠ Scared me back awake
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
**staring in shock** "I.......by no means am prepared for *any* of this, but if it's conquering you want, I've got Skyrim?"
@cetadel6597 Жыл бұрын
*What is that?* It's a perfectly balanced game with no exploits..? *...* *Are there dragons?*
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
@@cetadel6597 *Every two minutes during an important quest, especially in Solstheim. 😏*
@firerosenight69378 ай бұрын
Throw in a stolen sweet roll and I'm in
@vincentstuart9562 Жыл бұрын
Remember kids, don't conjure where you cook, that'd be why I don't summon a demon in my house well that and my roommate would freak out
@syrusthefemboy Жыл бұрын
This is bullyism honestly i need my justice 😭
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Haven't you bullied me enough, syrup?
@syrusthefemboy Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal you bully me by calling me syrup so thats payback
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
@@syrusthefemboy fine 😤
@syrusthefemboy Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal ty old man
@Luciferxdeppression Жыл бұрын
Sorry to ask this but why you both give some kind of idk some kind of vibe-{vibe I can't explains☠️}
@Kikkatar. Жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah! We’re gunna cuddle and then play couch co-op games and I’m 100% not going to get “accidentally” dead due to some loophole in the summoning contract!
@ANEMOARCHON-VENTI_._V Жыл бұрын
*blinks*
@booknado Жыл бұрын
I need a series of this. Big manly demon. I mean it feels like he’s more in control then the human. Just the way I like it.
@Lifeless-That-Scene-Kid Жыл бұрын
"You only read the gay part?" Im about to go buy a ouija board to summon myself some gay spirits
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
Fr like if there’s a summoning book thing with a bunch of gay spirts count me innn
@Meaniexzx Жыл бұрын
PFT- “3000 Years will give you SUCH a crick in the neck!” - genie from Aladdin
@noxturnical Жыл бұрын
the high expectations made me giggle like damn u expected a palace? how about a one bedroom one barely functional bathroom apartment? no? well you’re gonna shut up and be happy about it.
@Blood_And_Bones Жыл бұрын
"Ah, free at last." Alright Minos, calm down.
@kitp-og4op Жыл бұрын
HE KNOWS IM A FEMBOY... RETREATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
@kitp-og4op Жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE LIKED MY COMMENT
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
I already knew 😎
@kitp-og4op Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal so...bby...are your parents bakers? cuz ur a cutie
@kitp-og4op Жыл бұрын
cutie pie*
@kitp-og4op Жыл бұрын
a second time? you must be obsessed with me....
@ni.ghtlyartist Жыл бұрын
NEW FAVORITE AUDIO OML- I love your voice and then just demons in general make me unreasonably happy AND FINNALLY A GOOD ONE THAT'S NOT M4A AHHHHH
@ookamiichimi190 Жыл бұрын
Oh man~ Headpats from ancient evil demons are the best!! ❤❤
@Yuuji_Smith Жыл бұрын
The end got me 😂 with the : come (or the other come if you know what i mean😂😂😂)
@Hanzu_Yuzuru Жыл бұрын
BRO WTF!!!
@PrincessMarayilya Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when that small "perv" came at 3:27 😭
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
I JUST FELT EMBARRASSED FR
@yehriot7 ай бұрын
I cant hear it 😭
@artoriasgirl Жыл бұрын
I love your voice!!!! 💜 Listening to you adds a little slice of perfection to my day 🥰
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear that! ❤️
@NicoleisBlessed Жыл бұрын
I was about to enter the dreamland but then the demon decided to jumpacare the absolute life out of me by saying "C0ME".
@SquidishJune Жыл бұрын
**loading screen** Remember as long as you have your socks on it’s not gay! (Actually love all your vids and listen to them all the time)
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Wasn't wearing socks while recording... 😎
@cetadel6597 Жыл бұрын
oh no its gay
@Charle_Nyrix Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal👏👏congratulations 🎉
@Eden_Thefox Жыл бұрын
"stuck with a femboy" HOW TF DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS????
@frilltheunknownsister944110 ай бұрын
Femboys go *wayyyy* back. Even to Ancient Rome.
@Eden_Thefox10 ай бұрын
@@frilltheunknownsister9441 that’s honestly the least surprising thing ever
@frilltheunknownsister94419 ай бұрын
@@Eden_Thefox Yeah, "higher" society has always been this weird.
@sleepydoodle8653 Жыл бұрын
Him: why did you summon me Me in tears: I was just trying to make soup
@commom1 Жыл бұрын
This is a nice Friday surprise. Your voice with that thumbnail picture is a potent combination! TYSM, Val! ❤️🥵❤️
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed and thank you so much! ❤️❤️
@samiahsmith5787 Жыл бұрын
Nah cause he said “you only read the gay part” LMAOO (Okay but ain’t no way you need to get it from a demon that your so deprived of it”
@Mfm9 Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@Winterbabyy96 Жыл бұрын
Why is this actually so funny 😭
@moobloomxdmurphy7136 Жыл бұрын
That last bit was so funny 😂
@sakurasage6485 Жыл бұрын
Your voice tickles my daddy issues ty for slaying every day I love DILFS
@consumingkazoos Жыл бұрын
"cvm-" lmaooo
@realspon Жыл бұрын
i started watching the fnaf movie and i stopped watching it like 40 mins in, it ruined my night this is helping me cheer up tho
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Was it that bad lmao? 😂
@CordovanSplotchVT Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal The Nicolas Cage one? No, it's just kind of dumb. I think Nic heard a bit about fnaf and thought he'd look cool destroying a bunch of evil animatronics, so he talked someone into helping him make it a movie.
@Omari_the_riot Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how I got here but I’m not complaining. Voice acting was great. Made me sleepy. 10’s across the board
@Onyxx_and_Snowy11 ай бұрын
‘You only read the gay part didn’t you’ Had me dying
@gheata_playz874 Жыл бұрын
2:08 yep, definitely the second one 2:15 YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH, stare at it more 2:36 curse my enemies, specifically the middle school boys back in highschool 3:29 naur 3:54 we're simple people, we see gay, we click, we don't question anything else, the reason i even clicked on t he video in the first place 4:36 wait...but didn't you just say...nvm 5:09 i find this weirdly cute, like s little child complaining 5:31 old man 5:58 really went from demon to child real quick lol 6:45 no, it's because of your appearance, 6:50 exactly because of that 7:43 didn't you just say- 9:08 we're a femboy? Nice! Wait....he knows what a femboy is but doesn't know what an elevator is? 10:10 ha....aha....aha,..,haha, really funny bro 10:33 just something I'm gonna listen to in repeat 11:08 fine, im gonna lay on you 11:44 made me weak on the knees 😂 11:47 sir...sir.....what happened to you 😂 12:06 no, no you have not 12:26 lemme just lay down on you 14:00 nah, it's because ✨gay✨ 14:54 YASS 15:40 sir what-😂
@jasperlol6995 Жыл бұрын
i need more of this gay demon
@frilltheunknownsister944110 ай бұрын
"Back in My day-" Okay Grandpa, now put some clothes on for pete's sake!
@zyriphrishi384510 ай бұрын
i've been always from your audio for far too long. i missed so much and have much catching up to do, the demon sweet talked me to being sleepy
@Stardustnix Жыл бұрын
… wa-what was that ending
@cutedemon8281 Жыл бұрын
I love this 😩
@2Kahyout4u Жыл бұрын
"My pacentes is growing thin!" 😭🤣 Let me help you my Big Warrior. Patience.
@The_Purple_Duck87 Жыл бұрын
"Yes mighty demon i summoned you for an important task to ask you!..can you help me open this jar"
@yanabannana099 ай бұрын
the come at the end woke me straight up from my nap
@Daydreamer443 Жыл бұрын
Dreamer approved 😴👍🏽
@hornedskullasmr7811 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the mortal enemy of any demon....clothes 🎽
@ginigini1016 Жыл бұрын
i came to this on multiple ocasions
@ptichatnoir76 Жыл бұрын
WHAT DA ? do i heard right for the end ?
@HazZzel- Жыл бұрын
Time to go attempt a summoning ritual-
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
I would if I could tbh
@mikominashi1162 Жыл бұрын
MY BLUETOOTH DISCONNECTED IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS😭
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
OH GOD. YOU OK??
@mikominashi1162 Жыл бұрын
I GOT A STARE BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THANK GOD😭
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
@@mikominashi1162 LUCKKKYYYY I GOT MORE THEN JUST A STARE LMAO
@imim9965 Жыл бұрын
I would definitely do this if this was real 😳😳
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
Sameee
@nyaneko6691 Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way bro
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Way 😎
@mich442 Жыл бұрын
FREE AT LAST?!!!! MINOS?!
@snowdroid Жыл бұрын
Omgosh so cute! His horns and wings are thwarted by human clothes. 😇 Where is my demon?...😮💨
@CereDulce37 Жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@omaruangel5424 Жыл бұрын
Honestly my reaction to the intro I straight up said “wah-you fuckin nerd.”
@richardreed87 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a twink. Im very much a large fat man. And if you can make a version of a thickums man as the bottom I shall celebrate with a thumbs up.
@skippyYeet Жыл бұрын
im edging to this rn
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
🤨
@nathandolman5139 Жыл бұрын
Ayo bro 😳📸
@SebastianPickering-jx1jf Жыл бұрын
Please Go To Bed
@skippyYeet Жыл бұрын
@@SebastianPickering-jx1jf nuh uh
@Hanzu_Yuzuru Жыл бұрын
I cant-😭😭😭 this comment.
@astrocrevan5870 Жыл бұрын
"Where did you get that from anyway?" Ebay..
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Wish.com
@Ajax_da_Derg Жыл бұрын
Why is this so great and yet I'm still so lonely😭
@ikunastu1590 Жыл бұрын
NAH I WAS IN TEARS AT “FREE AT LAST 😭😭“
@Ruvi-qr1bl Жыл бұрын
Im crying and wheezing😭
@PlanktonsHead Жыл бұрын
How tf did I get here
@PlanktonsHead Жыл бұрын
Nvm I dont mind it
@redlobter2 ай бұрын
Him: WHERE IS THE MORTAL WARLORD WHO NEEDS MY AID me: haiii:3
@Linchy-2nd Жыл бұрын
Yep, I need to go sleep💀
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Go to sleep, I command you
@Linchy-2nd Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal yep I slept really long after that HAHAH😂
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
@@Linchy-2nd good 😎
@Linchy-2nd Жыл бұрын
@@lordvalentinreal 😂, I'll probably will need something like this tonight, to fall asleep, again💀
@Hanzu_Yuzuru Жыл бұрын
@@Linchy-2ndWhy the heck is alhaitham here…
@5tarIight Жыл бұрын
My man has ads on his forearms
@BLb0tt0msmama Жыл бұрын
*crys* one of the main reasons I wanna be a guy to be ✨gay✨
@Blazeylikesf1 Жыл бұрын
15:40 “CU-“
@c0ff1n_mylo Жыл бұрын
Femboy chain 👇
@waddlecopter3139 Жыл бұрын
NOT THE DARK SOULS SUMMON SOUND LMAO
@Simonscreams233 Жыл бұрын
Forgive me your high and mighty lord of darkness, but I must insist you at least try baggy sweatpants. And would you really say no to hair brushing and pampering after 3000yrs :3
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
I've tried them for the first time, marvelous invention 😭😎
@elijahroller6471 Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I need 😉
@NathanWilliams-fr9yj9 ай бұрын
Me too
@NathanWilliams-fr9yj9 ай бұрын
Me too
@lucoatheexgoddess3387 Жыл бұрын
THE FGUCKING DARK SOULS SUMMON SOUNF
@KouIvanov8 ай бұрын
I see Sampo, I click
@Monicafultoncallahan Жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the ending??
@LinaHeart Жыл бұрын
Damn it keeps replying by itself Must be a glitch of some sort
@Purpleglopglitter Жыл бұрын
Like I said..who got the thumbnail who put this on here 💀 2:15 SO HE GOT HIS HOPPER OUT 💀
@Purpleglopglitter Жыл бұрын
HE HAS PUBIC HAIR IN THE THUM- WHO MADE THIS??? WHO MADE IT?
@scrunchiee4565 Жыл бұрын
If only the demons i sum,oned where like his, i had to throw water at the last one cuz he almost set my bed on fire
@matthewshirley2861 Жыл бұрын
That love word. Definitely didn't fit with ideas already in my head. No definitely not
@GothicMommy0 Жыл бұрын
HELP THE LAST SECOND 😭😭😭😭😭
@aurooozz Жыл бұрын
why does he just say "come" at the end💀😭
@joels24946 ай бұрын
I love gay demons 😆😆😘😍😍🥰
@Hello-bu1.And.k7bm8Hi Жыл бұрын
I literally wanted him to call me darling
@boohoo80017 ай бұрын
Fun fact it’s 3 am rn and I have school tomorrow 🤭
@strawberrycrepecookie7900 Жыл бұрын
SCREAMS OMG
@Sockiiii Жыл бұрын
Gay *violent gay hand motion*
@hey-zu9jy Жыл бұрын
I feel the sigma coming in me 😈😈
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
🤔
@Azrael-f6z Жыл бұрын
Huh😭
@Entriii Жыл бұрын
YOU DID MY BOY SAMPO KOSKI FROM HSR DIRTY…
@Annoying-skeleton23._ Жыл бұрын
I didn’t summon you on purpose I was trying to summon my grandmother so I could talk to her with a knocking conversation, but you kind of just appeared in my room
@zinniatry9 ай бұрын
Compilation of me being crazy but on point, and this just being out of pocket: (It's rlly short, dw.) 7:12 ; -Him: "What odd rules you humans have nowadays..." -Me: "Oh don't get me started, you simply appreciating the fact I have such feminine features despite usually identifying as a boy is now frowned upon, heck it's even illegal in some countries, not that you would know what that is. Not to mention that us 'femboys' are now constantly used for the photography of things more sexual than needed, and roseboys like me are constantly called 'fakes' since most of us are genderfluid masc or trans mascs and can't even 'pass' as femboys-" =) 9:12 ; "femboy..." 9:28 ; "you are quite pretty.." 9:38 ; TSUNDERE ALERT x2 10:17 ; He likes cuddles :0 15:39 ; "C*m."
@vetta1639 Жыл бұрын
Huh he was unless 3000 years what!?
@Lakeya-hd3bo Жыл бұрын
Reading is not my strong suit
@elijoxenje-OFFICIAL. Жыл бұрын
I feel so called out being called a femboy😭😭
@konigsberghq2279 Жыл бұрын
Domicile? Nah fam this is a Subicile
@ANEMOARCHON-VENTI_._V Жыл бұрын
Nah I would’ve hid in a closet and under clothes in a closet away from him😭-
@LouisLirio Жыл бұрын
Uhmmmm idk maybe I should stop
@lordvalentinreal Жыл бұрын
Never stop summoning demons
@spindayo Жыл бұрын
OMG OMG OMG OMG
@monty_reaction9 ай бұрын
3:AM summoning nuke and rapture after this video end