Sun, Sand and Jihad #6 - The Anti-Crusade

The Kingdom of Jerusalem is a misnomer.

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar7765]

Ali-Al Sargon is back at it again.

[@perciblejames268]

Gaius Julius Caesar Beware the ides of March.

[@GutsLikesItInTheAss]

Sargon really needs to play Medieval 2 more. At least until the Mongols invade in like 70 turns. That's where the fun really begins

[@tywren2486]

Those are not the sexy miners Mohamed was talking about.

[@szethtoxicco1710]

WTF. The ad i got on this was a Muslim preaching about how peacful Islam is. Lmao!

[@syrupforever6459]

Szeth Vallano Pffff classic taqiya amirite?

[@originalraider6249]

Yeah I see that silly bastard all the time

[@szethtoxicco1710]

Syrup Forever Better than Taharruush i guess. Though they practice both often.

[@arnaraki7514]

Szeth Vallano Europe is so fucked, haha.

[@LolFishFail]

Same.

[@unifieddynasty]

There's a lot of Nubians in your armies. I see you're meeting your diversity quota.

[@axel-fu9hx]

unifieddynasty g.o.l.d

[@chadpollock2408]

Goddammit I was drinking soda when you said "everything is haram everyone is a infidel and you have to point it all out." now I have to clean my keyboard.

[@jackobrien47]

I have to clean my pants :(

[@Omenshaper]

And here I was thinking this series was dead.

[@thepleblian2079]

I really enjoyed the Napoleon game

[@mcrndonnager9736]

Something is wrong with your game, you better update the patch. It's missing swarms of young adult males riding in boats heading toward Europe. Also missing Soro's NGO in various places in the map destabilizing Europe.

[@Grand1Admiral]

MCRN Donnager Also a myriad of hate preachers and Red Head Jihadi's. New mod must happen

[@davidmax99]

şükür for finally pointing it out

[@patricksandqvist6728]

What mod is he using

[@Aki-km3bq]

It's the stainless steel mod, I think. :p

[@richardgursky4670]

Sargon you might want to try Mount & Blade. Really good open world sandbox that's all about starting at nothing, building an army, and conquering everyone.

[@madshfs]

From my knowledge, he has played it, and used some mods on the game - I believe there is a video on his channel :)

[@stanleyclark923]

I got it for free from Good Old Games a few weeks ago.

[@mentality111]

Richard Gursky I think it has a caliphate too

[@enzift]

they are the sarranid sultanate and they are the second worst faction in the game

[@bkremenets5220]

The_Baconning are you gonna say Vaegir's sucked like everyone seems to say? Because it's ok to be wrong. You could raise an enormous army in minutes and god help you should your shield be broken by a vaegir gaurd, your backlines pillaged by vaegir knights and horseman, and the rest of your tushie pin cushioned by a swarm of archers. Sure the sarranid marmaluke outclassed the vaegir knight in toughness and killing power but the vaegir knights job is to distract, break shields, and shock enemy archer lines. Vaegir infantry is perhaps the one infantry even cheaper than sarranid, you can amass a horde of footmen and even an elite trooper once surrounded by the swarm is fucked. Vaegirs are muh faction, it doesn't matter how ironclad you buttprotector is it matters how thinky smart you are with soldier placement of troops

[@gacku7847]

Your intro makes me want to watch Kingdom of Heaven again.

[@oceandreams9916]

i think they're onto you sargon i keep getting anti radicalisation ads on some of ur vids 😂😂😂😂😂

[@perciblejames268]

Ocean Dreams I don't and I'm in Canada.

[@shiniquayakaachmiff6898]

You should think about a Hearts of Iron IV Let's Play as Hitler

[@sugoistalin7809]

I always end up going fascist in HoI IV... it's just not fun if you don't.

[@JrCTZY]

Fuck burfect

[@bridgetgaribaldi5149]

Hey you! Yeah, you. Go fuck yourself. Communists can justify a war goal faster. Commie Focus tree for standard countries suck tho compared to fascism.

[@bui77]

Don't have patience or time to play anything, but listen to you cracks me up

[@sevenproxies4255]

I'm currently sitting out in the garden, during a nice sunny day, sipping some Islay scotch and smoking a fine cigar while watching this. Praise kek! Life is good. B-)

[@kenatthedump9865]

I'm so glad to see this back. i thought you were done making these videos. One of my favourite things you do

[@benusmaximus3601]

Allahu Akbar my dudes!

[@poopnach]

Shaddallah!

[@SoWe1]

Iilaa al-jahim ya iislam! Al-iislam yazra limazbalak alttarikh! Learn these, they trigger arabs and arab speaking muslims HARD. Look up Finntronaut and read the comments to FUCK ISLAM if you want to know more.

[@roland3042]

I didn't know that you played medieval 2. :D

[@FEMARegionInmate]

Aloha Snackbar!

[@metalmog3420]

Aloha to you too buddy

[@DeathMammoth91]

This is going to be EPIC!! Thank you for all your hard work Sargon!! :)

[@sonofangron2969]

Jerusalem and Sargon: it's so wonderful when they return to you...

[@vhkdave3284]

I love Medieval Total War Kingdoms. It was always the first game I pirated on any new PC. You can tell I am a grown up now because I actually bought it on steam like a proper adult.

[@mangakartist]

It's nice to see you taking a break man, i can't imagine how stressful this job is.

[@arnaraki7514]

You should have your army march straight through Europe all the way up to Norway. Don't attack anyone on the way, just keep your head down and move all the way up there. The plan is to enrich the Nordic countries early, that way you'll be able to work with Hitler later on and win WW2.

[@iller3]

"Enrich"? ...is that shorthand for Struggle-Snuggles ?

[@arnaraki7514]

ilr Yes.

[@THEL1NK1N]

Sargon, how do I reach your level of time management?

[@iller3]

spend all day on Twitter instead of personally vetting the stats you pulled off the Heritage foundation

Sargon thank you, needed something to keep me up beside the sounds of guns, grenades, and artillery in case a close friend needs me tonight

[@Lost77]

I'm very glad this series isn't over with.

[@jbmettrick]

Hey Sargon is this the Stainless Steel mod?

[@chromicm6686]

fantastic, defiantly continue this play thorough

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

a Jimas UK advert coincidence? I think not!

[@AURORA08A]

God bless them . Preferably with a crusade , an inquisition , or something equally good for their souls

[@alicecousland]

Thanks for not stopping this series thinkery man, appreciate the gaming commentary video commentary Muslim Muslim peace and blessings to Jerusalem from Brazil Europa not USA sell weed I buy weed.

[@LukeTheTaco007]

sargon. didnt know you played any tw game. my respect for you grew even more than i already had for you

[@masonperry9178]

So glad this is back!

[@AdoringFan]

You should play this on the Kingdoms Grand Campaign mod, it adds way more variety to the factions while still keeping the feel of the original game.

[@BushidoToken]

Best let's play series on YT

[@michalcihala]

I'm new to thinkery and did not know that not only Sargon plays games, but he plays Medieval 2 with Stainless Steel. That is absolutely awesome.

[@AlexSmith-gr4hp]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Anakin Sykwalker, probable general in Sargon's Muslim army.

[@theOrder-ls5gd]

at last thx Sargon been waiting for this for months

[@PzGsephy]

The triumphant return!

[@ernestworrellspeaksout1285]

"Toothless dog" is the common insult... ;D

[@crmesson22k]

yes a total war video from sargon the great. I love it

[@ScyrexCore]

Just curious, good dude but when are you planning on stating the D&D games?

[@ScyrexCore]

Wonderful news, thank you very much for the reply. :)

[@Mcrawf21]

You should play CK2 or Mount and Blade as well. Plenty of Jihad jokes to mine.

[@grimjim666]

Skipped abit was looking for more fights, i do enjoy you're total war plays. You have any others you want to play? Id be for that.

[@EndlessVacuum]

This series is a particularly target-rich environment for quote-miners.

[@mrvoltem9379]

salami lama-kun sargon, been a while since you uploadet one of these

[@ClawPhD]

sweet, keep these up Snorgon!!

[@italiak3563]

trust. Peace and love in Jesus

[@ath3lwulf533]

mmmmm urge to play medieval total war 2 intensifies

[@angelakaywilliams]

If only I could have counted the phrase "how may I serve sir sargon"

[@Darkshizumaru]

lol "Thats probably Haram" best quote

[@superactiontank]

"Get fucked" has become part of my daily vocabulary, thanks Sargon sultan of Akkad

[@jeremiahronduelas5503]

I have bitched for another video on half your content, thanks my dude.

[@enzift]

dont know why but every time sargon says mighty and muslim in the same sentence i start giggling like a little girl

[@LordCybot]

If Sargon did a series where he played games like Rome 2 Shogun 2 etc etc and gave historical context to why things happened, I'd watch the shit out of that

[@inserstnamehere]

Ive been waiting too long

[@GokuTheSuperSaiyan1]

Walaykum As'Salam, Sargon.

[@steveohmygoodness7]

If only the ACTUAL Jihadis waited so long between their exploits, Sargon

[@Bopkasen]

About time Sargon!

[@highpotthesis7413]

The title kinda reminded me of Mrs. Garrison teaching Muslim Sensitivity Training.

[@danip.3245]

Sargon, ever try path of exile? seems like something you would enjoy a lot.

[@xMetalhead2000]

Do Sun sand jihad more its so fun to watch

[@yyz2330]

ayyy we're back

[@italiak3563]

calm. you got THIS

[@chadpollock2408]

Holy shit I forgot all about this LP. Glad to see it back though pretty solid proof of what a shit general/caliph Sargon would have made. =P

[@XelthorTheBlind]

It's back! WOOOO

[@crmesson22k]

playing total war while watching Sargon play it awesome.

[@nervclax7458]

"We're doing quite well for money..." Yeah, that's what happens when you have the *Jizya* on the *dhimmis.*

[@BigBadBoy91]

I got an ad about muslims being peaceful on this........ We are fucked aren't we....

[@Bullyhunter1683]

If you are having trouble finding the enemy general, look for a square flag.

[@bigolbearthejammydodger6527]

Fuck yeh, its back. You know chap you should get together with legend of total war - either for a game or for a chat stream. I think you guys would get on.

[@italiak3563]

Jesus have faith in you

[@Patchaddictedpolymath]

I love this game.

[@Zajuts149]

Remember to build Imams in only one town, so you get the guild. Same with merchants.

[@tallblondekid]

What game is this? Looks kind of like Medieval 2, but I don't recognize the map. Usually play as England, Denmark or Holy Roman.

[@loosekarrott]

Sargon goes full DEUS VULT.

[@alastermyst]

Ah, the caliphate of Akkad, the best caliphate.

[@rodgygormin]

you made me start a campaign and lose 4 hours. well played.

[@elbroder995]

Its back!

[@openmusic3904]

What game is this? It looks awesome!

[@Rex73777]

"We can always get more Jews." "Come here Jew" The Sjews need to quote mine this puppy.

[@garnettkaruna8767]

Yay more Sargon playthrough!

[@teutoncross3817]

Amazing game!

[@italiak3563]

your hand will not tremble because you are the Justice of God

[@bschneidez]

Deus Vult?

[@ifonlyicouldstop]

Come for the Jihad...stay for the "respecting waman".

[@def_not_dan]

Wa-alaykum, my Dude.

[@sf3757]

Sargon do you enjoy Mount&Blade (Warband)?

[@RedSky-vf8bf]

"Decent sub-Saharans". Lol, good one.

[@TheFubz]

I want to see a multiplayer game including you, lauren southern and laci green

[@RectalItch549]

Take your Jihad to the stars. Play Stellaris.

[@emwhyte]

careful not to completely ignore the publoc health bonus, it is very important in the face of the plague and the higher your growth rate the more overcrowded and squalorous your city.

[@Picassoturtlenumba5]

Did you talk about Total War with Arch Warhammer?

[@Afrikaans36]

The Khilafah expands! Takbir!

[@TwistedTeaRex]

What exactly is this game? Is it possible to play as Christian Crusaders? If so, please tell me this game is available for me to play, as a dirty console peasant I rarely encounter anything like this.

[@perciblejames268]

FallenTemplar709 Medieval 2 total war with various mods.

[@fullmetalpixel]

got an ad for anti extremism lol

[@tigertony4672]

"ninja jew" Im going try this game now

[@Steryd86]

Might have been answered before but I can't see it on first 10 pages. What mod is this?

[@aaroneus5479]

woah, wtf. i never realised u played total war! which game is this again? medieval total war crusade?

[@charlesthehammermartel9635]

Aaroneus medieval 2 stainless steel mod

[@maltardraco9555]

Play Command & Conquer Generals for a more modern jihad!

[@maliabletick9557]

Sargon, what happened to your gaming channel?

[@MonCrDeVlog]

And you play Total war ???? Welp let me move you to the top of my youtuber list.