Shadowhunters | CRACK!VID #1

WARNING: some flashing lights
BOI I'm BACK! And before I post any of the videos I've been working on for a long time (CM #3, BvS #4, another multifandom, some less crack-y ones), here's one of my new obsession that I made in like 3 days since I got my laptop back (but the others are coming real soon! Mostly Magnus because I love him (also SORRY FOR DRAGGING JACE SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I SWEAR)
Anyways I hope you guys enjoy this! And stay tuned for more..."content", if you can call it that... List of audio used is at the end of vid. I'm shaking things up a little here :D
(No copyright infringement intended. For entertainment purposes only.)

[@makinziearrington5637]

My favorite quote now "I can deal with a lot but I can't deal with stupid." XD

[@Silverbellakey]

Patton Sanders :P I feel like it should’ve been Alec for that one 😂😂

[@peaarrllldiver]

"and that's all the the clace you'll ever get from me folks!" *proceeds to Malec crack* Yes girl you understand😂😂

[@estherkabwika9689]

I know can't deal with clace I don't really see it

[@amkow89]

@@estherkabwika9689 im totally fine with Clace because i seriously am not fond of either character so id rather they pair up than pair up with a character i like haha. I guess I do think Jimon would be cute but Clizzy can GTFO. I aint pairing up my Queen Izzy with Clary.

[@christyshultz6443]

And almost more than I can stand because I'm a Jimon shipper.

[@christyshultz6443]

@@amkow89 well I'm not mainly because the show was being a little bit they more than clarified that Jace Simon could like each other that way and yet they back down and they back away from the situation instead of making another couple. What does Jace say to Clary outside the vampire hotel? He said he didn't know about love but he knew that the vampire bite was like falling in Love. This is from someone who told Clary that he loved Simon before he ever got bitten by Simon. It was totally ready to be drained by Simon. You need to rewatch The episodes and really watch them the interaction between the two it made a lot of people angry because they go there and then they back away. And to answer what you just said place never happens not in the show. They break up or she loses her memory(runes) or whatever it's been awhile but I know that they don't wind up together and that little moment where he is recognized by her doesn't mean anything because Jace is not leaving his world the people he loves everything he is for Clary. If you knew anything about him if you knew anything about the books or the show you would know it's not in him to ever be mundane or live in the mundane world and that's what he would have to do to have a relationship with her and relationship built on lies wouldn't work. Plus the biggest reason he would never leave other than Alec breaking their bond would be Simon Clary can't remember any of it so she can't remember to be there for Simon and as I said I believe that Jace does love Simon as much maybe even more than Clary. So no I don't ship them ( clave). Nephilim only love once and I just don't think she's his once.. I think it sucks that he got hurt the way he did but he deserves better and he'll get it. Also to point out in that scene before he goes to the gallery he was really happy sparring with Simon.I feeling anything really happy with Simon just wish the show would let him be happy with Simon.

[@amkow89]

@@christyshultz6443 Uh... ok. #1 Thanks for the essay? #2 I couldnt follow your logic for some of it because it was like one long run-on sentence. #3 I'm not sure why you think I need to re-watch the episodes to find whatever subtext you are talking about. It's not like I said Jace and Simon have no chemistry. I said they would make a cute couple. You went on a long rant about how amazing of a couple they are and why I clearly don't understand. ... And I'm not sure where you got that?? I prefer Jace with Clary because I. Dont. Like. Jace. As. A. Character. Not because I think Jace and Clary make a great couple. I just dont like either of them. So i prefer them to not be involved with characters I do like. You can calm down. I don't care one way or another that you like Jimon.

[@jasminloserpants9650]

5:41 I THOUGHT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT ABOUT IT WHEN HE SAID I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT 😂😂😂😂

[@m_bear5397]

0:10 that is my absolute favorite Magnus Bane line💀😂

[@emmadecker696]

5:36 Magnus: And your Gay. Clary: wait you could tell that from the cards? Magnus: No I could tell when you walked in. 😂🤣😄 So funny

[@marskassi2549]

As a oncer , I believe that the sleeping beauty kiss should’ve worked. is it just me or...

[@imnotbushra]

Ikr

[@simsim_ran]

yeah. I was just imagining the ripple when the curse breaks and then the little gasp! lol

[@candyb1]

Me too

[@sarahk3295]

Instead of Malec I propose we call it Magec because their relationship is "Magec"al...

[@0Maxine0]

When the Friends part came on XD

[@annabel927]

I was laughing so hard

[@abigailsteffy6161]

3:35 Magnus and Rapheal. XD that was so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@lilythings7926]

Abigail Steffy it was beautiful

[@lotosczerwony8659]

are they like a divorced dad and his son ?

[@nex9542]

4:59 is *so accurate* tho

[@teesha4666]

"i, ross, take thee, rachel" probably the best audio overlay i've seen in all the SH crack I've watched, and i've watched a LOT of it !!! but also the whole edit was incredible but man that one line JUST KIDDING,,, the FUCKING post-clace scene!!!! the malec! one im fucking cryingggg

[@raginiarora834]

“And that’s all the Clace you’ll ever get from me folks!!!” And I felt that

[@pattitra1233]

I died at the one at 5:02 😂😂😂

[@saisan7577]

Pattitra 123 😂😂😂😂

[@raginiarora834]

Idk why I find it so fucking funny but the fact that Magnus actually tries to wake Alec up with the kiss-😂🤣🤣

[@sidneyjones2381]

I love how Luke’s just “but I cant deal with stupid”

[@its._cheslie]

1:46 I FREAKING DIED 🤣😝SEND HELP

[@imjusdanii]

"Hey there demons , its me ..ya boi" im already crackin up and its on 6 seconds in 😭😭😭😭

[@kingcastlequeenbeckett]

Malec and friends XD

[@ysaina4152]

malecforever2222 that sounds like a legit upcoming movie to me *mHmM*

[@sixshion]

1:11 He looks so good with this eyes😍❤

[@НикаФатеева]

gay and wondrous life of alec lightwood

[@riseandfxll6740]

SHANE AT THE START

[@KittyKat3801]

"Hey there demons, it's me, ya boy" I IMMEDIATELY LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD 😂

[@harikrishnane.s5611]

4:18 but that kiss actually worked, alec even told him that he felt magnus presence. I love/adore this part 5:01.

[@savannahshoemake4871]

His eyes are actually beautiful 😍😍 i want them so bad 😍😍

[@destinilozano5397]

"Its a hard knock life"..I lost my shit😅😅😅😅😅 still feel for Jace😕Congratulations..you played yourself😅😕

[@zionedi5328]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED AND SHADOWHUNTERS

[@raginiarora834]

OMG WHEN THE WEDDING PART WITH THE FRIENDS VOICEOVER CAME I DIED BECAUSE I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING-

[@Peach-ht2nr]

Hey their demons it’s me ya boy

[@apocalyptichild]

HAHAHA 4:52 is an accurate representation of me

[@whenthestarslinexx9710]

3:16 is me in math

[@vanessacz6098]

**Shows a short Clace clip* Thats enough Clace for y'all Now for what's *Important* To Me **Shows Malec Clip* Yeeaaah!!!💓💓

[@achkuroo5156]

I LOVE SO MUCH THE HAMILTON PARTS AAAAAAA ❤️

[@richieherlihy1381]

Shadowhunters+Hamilton+Thomas Sanders= Perfection!

[@vanessacz6098]

1:46 RIGHT!! This Bish called me ugly And I said: Bish where? And she said: Under all that make up . Then i said: B!!?h Where? Mugnus Is Still Beautiful 💗😍 1:53 But Sebastian ain't Bish, .... Oh Wait Never Mind..

[@ella-td3tt]

THANK YOU FOR THE HAMILTON

[@21mickkick]

Me af when malec come on after clace

[@sarahlikestoread]

I LOVE HOW AS SOON AS I TURNED THE VIDEO ON SHANE JUST STARTED TALKING

[@em-moonlightbreeze]

Hamilton, Ally Hills, and Malec in one video...I A M T H R I V I N G

[@rosaluvsroses3543]

Legendary we love magnus bane

[@cariesamples1054]

1:20 they just had to bring joe dirt into this

[@elina3406]

HAHAHA I got so exited in the Clace part and then it stopped. 😂😂❤

[@Amanda-ks1sh]

Azazel: oh hey Magnus: what do you want😒 Azazel: oh I'm just here to f-up your whole day bro 😏 Me: 😂😂😂

[@illusionateez-world-domina6607]

1:54 MEEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raginiarora834]

The intros fit so well-🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kileyarrants9818]

but THE HAMILTON REFRENCES. TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE

[@nex9542]

is that ally hills singing 'i'm so gay' because i applaud

[@raniel.charming3415]

5:00 bRUH, I FUCKING DIED

[@annabel927]

MALEC FOR LIFE

[@-storm8221]

Hamilton and shadowhunters, am I in heaven

[@sylviasalvatore3884]

One of the best ones, really funny! ♥ Thanks for making this !

[@suneye1999]

thank youuuu

[@urmilatekam2855]

That's my girl

[@peaarrllldiver]

THE HAMILTON ONES

[@narilver]

when magnus kisses alec when he fainted, imagne alec wakes up and he like: HOIII BOI

[@mcfcreyes]

that ending montage song is brilliant haha

[@Hanna_rivernose]

i love the song at the end xD There are gay And today is a day xD

[@noxyah]

I wonder what would have Magnus's memory shown if they got past Alec :/

[@tsu2155]

They should have given the "I can deal with a lot but I can't deal with stupid " to Alec not Luke

[@casualarson9248]

I SAW THAT HAMILTON REFERENCE

[@dystrvkt]

5:50 Yes that's 100% me Also yess Ally Hills

[@kasiellecarroll2033]

Not Ally Hill's coming out song.. It works so well I-

[@graffix420dp2000]

clizzy and make all day everyday 24/7 nothing else clizzy and malec MY OTPs bc just look at them just....aaahaahahahhhàhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@miablondy10]

Sign me the f*** up!! Mmmh mmh that's the good sh** right there!!!😂😂😂

[@iammagdalenna]

SHANE AT THE BEGINNING- I CANNOT HAHAHAH

[@ellizabethkane6943]

this is amazing!! where is the audio in 5:37 from?

[@suneye1999]

Ellizabeth Kane thanks! it's from a vine by brandon calvillo (which i can't find at the moment :/ sorry!)

[@victoriablair27]

5:50 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS SOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@corneliuspretorius4179]

"I Ross take the Rachel"?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻

[@taylorlayan6326]

Well done as always!! I don’t even like the show but this is great. 😂😂

[@agentnight001]

Oh yea ,that's my girl

[@jenniferraab1831]

Ally hills OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS

[@agentnight001]

Oh gay yeah,love is love

[@summer_olliensns7944]

I love all the snide comments about clace and 🤢 jalec. Malec is the only couple worth time. Sizzy deserves some time

[@hayley5902]

I love Maia so fucking much

[@warriorwolfehh]

But I love Clace so much ;_;

[@c0rpsepuppy]

I CARE ABOUT ALL OF THEM

[@fireball0762]

real housewives of idris on FreeForm

[@arianalitchfield7292]

I adore Mia 😍

[@andygilbert9967]

Omg Ally s song

[@zionedi5328]

FRIENDS

[@idkyoutellme1018]

3:57 fro a sec i though you meant to not ship malec romantically and i was like " bro they rae literally dating???"

[@Rose-fk3fo]

2:11 yes, yes you will

[@samwich288]

ahhh... Ally 'Gay' Hills

[@laceylouhughes2992]

OMG it is so funny 😂

[@nitestorm469]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@justhere5895]

Hamilton👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@HaloReignsEdits]

Lol great vid but I'm still shipping Jalec

[@lararoo8805]

Clace is my life malec has been played so much that I'm kind of tired of the same things not malec

[@lararoo8805]

Stop showing clizzy it's not real

[@suneye1999]

or i could put whatever i want in MY video? lol

[@ella-td3tt]

Just cause its not canon doesn't mean its not real. And give me one reason they aren't.

[@potmki6601]

@suneye1999 tru but it says the person who tell people not to ship smth (jalec) themselves

[@suneye1999]

iop erty I want to reply to this comment (since you @'d me haha) but I'm a little confused as to what it means? maybe I'm reading it wrong but could you clarify a bit please? thanks!

[@potmki6601]

Plea at 3:56 made me bitchy

[@sidneyjones2381]

I love how Luke’s just “but I cant deal with stupid”