99 WAYS TO DITCH YOUR DATE

[@nen_gravestnes6445]

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway... Hi Kirstin" I LOVE THIS

[@crazedprogrammer5825]

yeah i trying not to laugh but that broke it hard xD

[@Mikeykneeled]

Hip hop goes broadway THREE?

[@parkeruri5194]

IKR I'm excited

[@Mina-yq6bo]

I went looking for this comment.

[@HiHello-ro5bb]

If 2020 didn’t happen we might’ve gotten it ☹️☹️☹️

[@kristin3503]

I think i'm having a nocturnal emission

[@constitutionalrepublic1966]

kristin 🤣🤣

[@TKGriffiths]

I don't usually like this kind of thing but the delivery of the lines was PERFECT, you don't understand.....

[@coryjones9327]

I have watched this so many times, it's​ not even funny. just like all of your other videos because i absolutely love you guys

[@kcrabi8687]

"[bleep] drag race is on!" ME!

[@scomicheisreal7068]

See ya next week! Next *week*? its been *a month*

[@naluzjenniee.7216]

Mitch: *My mom's here, Hi mom! I'm on a date* Scott: *EVERYTHING IS KILLING MEEE!!*

[@hanz263]

My vagina is killing me.

[@ceciliaviana9155]

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway. Hi, Kirstin!"

[@dekanur9366]

My favorite one: “I didn’t know swipe right meant yes”😭😭😭

[@flavioportilla]

Deka Nur the best one 😂

[@madelynearle8066]

My favorites are when Scott says he's dead and when he says he's pregnant.

[@felicidadlopez1675]

Yass lmao

[@karlipruitt5458]

“ I didn’t know swipe right was yes.” HAHA

[@melissalaw1832]

"oh shit, oh shit...i left the kids in the car" yoooo im crying😂😂😂 which one was y'alls favorite?

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

m e l sorry my suppository is kicking in 😂

[@sarahontiveros804]

"My vagina is killing me right now"

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

Sarah Ontiveros that is my second fave. 🤣

[@greekgeeklightning]

m e l 80... dont tell the FBI

[@GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo]

"I can't stay long, the FBI is watching my every. move." And; "I can't stop farting..."

[@cathybishop6586]

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway...Hi Kirstin" FRIENDSHIP GOALS

[@MaishaOnTop]

Cathy Bishop When?

[@sonny2886]

Cathy Bishop MY FAV 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@rowynharris9807]

Cathy Bishop hi Brendon Urie LoL

[@-FreeFreePalestine_]

@@MaishaOnTop 3:57

[@ryleighroberts5770]

3:28 the way Mitch said that 😂😂😂 *”I’VE GOT AN AUDITION!”*

[@bludpnk]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@faithwachter2598]

I can't 😂

[@littlepanda6796]

It actually reminds me of hermione granger, so the way he says it XD don't ask...:P

[@hannap.534]

Throwback to the impressions video

[@microplastique]

1:36 "I don't have the ability to _feel_ love" ME 😂😂

[@pedroupaiva]

This reminds me so much of that Michael Henry + Brian Jordan Alvarez video (I can't eat)

[@microplastique]

Pedro Henrique Silveira oh yeah I love his videos !!

[@بنتالبصره-س4ج]

Pieulpe hhhhhhh

[@philmorrow4400]

"My vagina hurts"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And did we just get a hint dropped about HipHop Goes to Broadway 3?!?!?!?!?!😱😱😱

[@ptxvogue]

I AM LIVING FOR THE CONTENT!!!

[@sup3rfruit]

YAY!

[@backwithnat]

I WANT A FULL VIDEO OF BLOOPERS FROM THIS LMAO

[@reneebrown9987]

1000x YES.

[@susansrodawa2065]

SAME

[@justme4416]

Every other youtuber: How to get a date on Valentines day. Superfruit: How to Ditch your date xD

[@SilverGryphons]

XD

[@cherryzamo]

That's why I love superfruit 😂❤

[@p.celeste1307]

Yeah but honestly they are the best

[@EzraSnow]

SCOTT LOOKS REALLY ADORABLE IN THIS VIDEO, K BYE.

[@CaelahBrown]

Ikr I'm getting lost in his eyes right now.......

[@houston137]

"Oh shit... I left the kids in the car!"

[@nathaliej3768]

Miss Houston this was my favorite

[@sarayahclark4511]

Miss Houston XD

[@WillowJaie]

I read this comment EXACTLY as he said this

[@kodu.moon.]

Classical Mitchie

[@roachconsumer2773]

Michie being Michie, so cute!😊

[@PTXVideos]

That kinky boots shoutout tho

[@lol6609]

I subbed to u. plz do a ptx on crack

[@chanellcreecy9852]

PTX Videos love your videos

[@TylerPetty98]

"Hi Kirstin" had me dead

[@samanthavictoria3308]

PTX Videos 500th like

[@literellie56]

wheres hip hop goes broadway 3 i need it

[@scomichenevaehbarnett4597]

Same

[@bonnie5076]

"I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is filling with blood" 😂😂😂

[@kaidoesntexist7415]

Funny story, that happened to my friend!

[@kidzdygert3757]

I've used that multiple times!

[@ukuleleeater5670]

I love ur pfp

[@steffanieriehm2146]

It’s my favourite I gonna use this 😂

[@abbyluloader]

“It’s past my bedtime” me af

[@blackrosefromthedead9216]

Abby Lu Loader same

[@sup3rfruit]

I mean, same.

[@utkanerdogan8749]

SUPERFRUIT Hi :D

[@rachie._mi8998]

Every Middle Schooler and High Schooler

[@ilithi0]

3:14 Scott: "I'm dead" *looks at camera* Me: "Same here, fam."

[@malhalewell6846]

i c a n t h a n d l e i t

[@littlemelody4849]

Me too

[@tazzznphilly]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mynx4344]

According to Scott, EVERYTHING IS KILLING HIM

[@crystalm.223]

#StopThingsFromKillingScott2018

[@vivianbeatriz]

One Click Including Vagina

[@emilymenard6990]

Relatable

[@nessaxo-ms1qm]

Same tho

[@triquetramax]

ikr? 😂

[@ironkook101]

"My life is going downhill" - Mitch Grassi, 2k18 such a mood

[@danielleliu2068]

Mitch: “Gotta go get tested...we all should” Me: this has a whole new meaning nowadays 😬😭

[@naturalbby1722]

Frrrr

[@CH51234]

i mean... it's the same meaning

[@gymnasticsgirlie0647]

RIGHT like I literally had to check the date of this video to see if he was talking about COVID

[@bailee2225]

"I'm starring in kinky boots Broadway, hi kirstin"😂 and hip hop goes Broadway 3 needs to happen😂

[@vehementisa3458]

Mitch is the cutest highlighter I've ever seen.

[@gabicredeur9020]

Phanic!AtTheTwentyOneCryingPentaholics i love your name!!😂

[@vehementisa3458]

Gabi Alyce Thank you!

[@elvinmancebo2519]

VehementIsa omg XDDD

[@vannahedits]

VehementIsa OMG YAS

[@jillianreyes1248]

"And my life is...going down hill! *smiles*" IF THIS ISNT ME I SWEAR

[@emppos432]

"My mom hates me" "I can't read" "I'm dead" "I'm having a baby" Scott whot

[@confusionkale]

“Oop, I’m gonna have explosive diarrhea”

[@ShadowsEternity]

😂 😂 😂

[@yagnalall2232]

SCOTT: " I don't have the ability to feel love" , we have a WINNER!😂😂 yup MEE!!....

[@e.moon_]

Aro🖤💚

[@sofijalackovic934]

''Gotta go get tested.We all should.'' LMFAO😂😂

[@isabellabrown9397]

Sofija Lackovic 3:09 lol

[@paridasnapesnapesnape5584]

*I'VE GOT AN AUDITION*

[@scomicheisreal7068]

Joey tribiani?

[@enenrx]

Parida Snapesnapesnape hahahahahah

[@meepmorp1150]

*I"M HAVING A BABY!*

[@scomichenevaehbarnett4597]

Love that

[@kendallh3580]

“And together we’re in love.” -slap- “sHuT uP!” MY HEART. NO. WHY. MITCH. MY SHIP.

[@Choccoco]

"I can't read!" Made me burst out laughing.

[@madelynearle8066]

I know right

[@mydogoismylife3482]

Same, even after a million times I still cannot not laugh about it! Love these two sooo much ❤️

[@toastghost1297]

"get one for your partner, get one for your girlfriend, get one for your boyfriend!" i'll just get one for myself.

[@ryley1288]

Charlie Grassi-Hoying slay

[@yagnalall2232]

we need a HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3!!!😭🙏💓

[@Triple_aaa_999]

those videos are so cool

[@aleahwinch8373]

Omg yesssssss😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Ana_srsly]

lol I missheard and thought he said kpop goes broadway and screamed😄

[@lluv3r]

"And together.. We're in love" *cHOKES*

[@alexia5278]

They really are playing with my feelings

[@littsavage8144]

Mitch: *slaps scott hard* SHUT UP.. ooh sorry

[@emersynkersey7856]

2:50 " I want to leave" ME!!!!

[@mandypainise1949]

2:52

[@ddd8170]

Literally one day after watching this video I went on a terrible first date and seriously considered trying several of these...

[@noahisdrowning]

"oh shit, oh shit.. i left the kids in the car"? lmao

[@Liam-mv9zi]

*I'M HAVING A BABY!!!*

[@elvinmancebo2519]

ddd8170 LMAOOOOO

[@kachesscrime9110]

"My life is going downhill" "My vagina is killing me rn" "My mom hates me" "i want to leave" "i'm dead" Honestly, same

[@brittanycournoyer1900]

Yasss Hip Hop goes Broadway 3 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@ofekmeshulam1688]

this is our chance guys like it up

[@Sara-lz3dz]

“I FORGOT IM GAY” “I FORGOT THAT IM STRAIT” Man these are too perfect I love thos

[@philmoonchild2628]

Mitch is a really good actor

[@nalufairy365]

OK BUT SCOTT DID THE FALLING ASLEEP THING THAT HE USED TO DO WHEN MITCH WOULD BE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING OR TRYING TO THINK

[@Shayluv]

NaLu Fairy I lost it at that

[@madadadaddie]

I NOTICED THAT TOO AHH

[@tomsutton8947]

NaLu Fairy A

[@emillee-raine]

Wait whats the time for it by any chance you know

[@nalufairy365]

Emillee - Vlogs 0:16 or 0:17

[@a.b.2909]

"it's passed my bedtime" *its lunchtime*

[@uptowngirlQ]

yup yup that's the point 😂

[@MsJasperr]

* past

[@jamaicanpianistcomposer]

@jasper newstead WRONG!!

[@MsJasperr]

* wrong

[@a.b.2909]

i've been googling it for 3 minutes and I still dk if it's passed or past :/ I think you're right, Jasper

[@kristinamb9359]

Where my singles at? 🙌🏻❤️😂

[@bombasskalesalad1484]

Kristina Bronzova Here.... dying alone...

[@meganthefencer694]

Kristina Bronzova hey there

[@mew104]

Kristina Bronzova Here!! Wooh! 🙌

[@99manda]

*Roxxxy Andrews voice* WHERE MY PEOPLE AT

[@funkytime69]

Here

[@gayboi3822]

"I think I'm having a night terror" "Oh shit...oooohh shit, I left the kids in the car" "i'm a flat Earth conspiracist" Mitch said the funniest shit ever.

[@stellchachki]

nobody: not a person in the world: not a single soul in the universe: mitch: *oh shit, oh shit, i left the kids in the car*

[@erikameyering7845]

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on broadway... hi Kirstin." I literally love this :)

[@soulsquirex4174]

Erika Meyering THIS FUCKING ENDED MY LIFE OMG LMFAO

[@Katie-wl6xr]

That was my favourite! 😂😂

[@Dira091998]

WHO ELSE HERE HAS NEVER BEEN ON A DATE EVER AND CAN'T RELATE BUT KEEPS WATCHING THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S SCOMICHE? RAISE YOUR HANDS *raises hand aggressively* #SINGLE

[@LyricalBeauty1090]

Atia Nadira Lumban Tobing same

[@danihash5579]

Atia Nadira Lumban Tobing haha girl both my hands are in the air

[@hanbanfrogman]

*silently and slowly raises hand in the corner of the room*

[@sirohikumar]

*im sitting here raising my hand and my friends are looking at me like i’m insane*

[@kaitlynzimmerman8065]

I totally relate to that! I’ve got both hands in the air 🙌 rn (so I’m typing with my nose) jk, lol

[@olawilk2912]

OK BUT I NEED HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3 RIGHT NOW

[@kai.moonlight]

Ola Wilk hamilton

[@confusionkale]

The “I’m having a baby!!” And “I’ve got an audition!!” Sounds like a conversation between the two. _your having a baby? well too bad i’ve got an audition to get to!!!_

[@meepmorp1150]

" I didn't know that swipe right was 'yes' " LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@emilybeato5712]

the "my vagina's killing me part" almost had me SCREAMING LAUGHING LMAO

[@jen551]

Ikr? That was hilarious! Lol

[@NaasirVoid]

OH MY GOD MY FAVORITES KFJDJSKDJDKSKS NO WONDER WHY MY EDGES WERE QUIVERING

[@leahrenee0525]

Naasir Void 😂😂😂👏

[@sup3rfruit]

hahahhahaha

[@chanellcreecy9852]

Naasir Void I didn’t know you watched Sup3rfruit

[@chanellcreecy9852]

SUPERFRUIT ❤️

[@leahrenee0525]

Keddy Teddy lol 😂 WHAT’S HAPPENING. I CAN’T SAY THAT, BECAUSE I’M FREAKING WHITE AS HELL, BUT, I LIKE THE BLACK DADDIES OMG 😮 SOOOOO HOT. I LIKE YO MEN,. I’M SORRY 😐 YOU LOVE WHO YOU LOVE!? BUT I REALLY LIKE THE GIRLS ALSO. SEE MY FRIENDS CHANNEL OMG 😍 SHE CAN SING SO WELL, ITS JUST BRELIA RENEE. K BYE 👋😂😅

[@Djo-nd1bw]

All I heard was HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY PT.3!

[@ReactorDad]

Djo0 you're not the only one still waiting for it LOL

[@gchata]

So glad I'm not the only person who caught on to that!😂

[@bn_rose_gold]

Your profile name is everything 😂😂

[@JC-fp8yc]

Djo0 same

[@lidiafranco3762]

Djo0. SAAAAMMME

[@yuhyuhyuj6778]

Scott said see you next week. That was a LIE

[@dijiatu3664]

yes A LIE π_π

[@turnleftaticeland]

that's a LIE 🤚

[@creativeflame_]

🎶THAT'S A LIEEE🎶 ✋🏼✋🏼

[@carolinaphoenix175]

still a lie

[@moony_ynoom]

6:22 Scott:see you next week It's been almost a month....

[@lakenp8656]

4 month now😭😢😣☹😑

[@p1ss_b4by14]

Moony the Music Panda it’s bee a year

[@jilltroy3]

It's been a year and two months.

[@boo9781]

Jillian Bakker why?

[@janhaviawari9316]

@@vermede111 oh it is almost 3!!

[@jasonhernandez4]

I’m starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway. Hi Kirstin 😍😍

[@huumeli]

ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIPHOP GOES BROADWAY 3??

[@MyLittleHomie]

"Have you ever been on a date?" Shit, I think I clicked on the wrong video

[@annea.8298]

100th way: SUPERFRUIT JUST POSTED A VIDEO

[@athenas5959]

“I’m dead” **looks and smiles at camera**

[@thezarcfiles2857]

"My mom hates you :)" two seconds later "My mom hates me ;("

[@ZombalayaQ]

"And we're all living in a simulation" Mitch, I do NOT need these 4am philosophical moMENTS!

[@melaniemoore2945]

“I... have ... an AUDITION!!!”

[@austiiee1953]

i literally SCREAMED

[@SyanaAngel]

Is this a reference to something?

[@ebidy]

As someone with the gluten allergy, I think I will use the "I'm allergic to everything on this menu" very often

[@everettrylan7629]

“I can’t stop farting” I thought Scott didn’t even know how to fart...

[@Not_Abby_Its_Abbey]

diD YOU SAY *_HIP-HOP GOES BROADWAY 3!!!!_*

[@bullshitdawn]

yesss

[@beyonceelgort8372]

"I'm starring on Kinky Boots on Broadway, hi Kirstin" 😂😂 get Kirstie that promooo

[@user-vy2st3ks3w]

scott doing a "straight voice" at 3:12 lol 😂

[@youdungoofied5692]

My favs: I have groceries rotting in the car... I think I'm having a lucid dream/night terror... I have to film a mukbang... The stock market is crashing... I gotta frost the tips..

[@colleenshutts3499]

i just say " i just got my period." they leave after that

[@nanchun9]

HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3 SIS PLEASE SAY YOU DID

[@VicksWuys]

YASSSS!

[@BlessMyHart96]

“It’s past my bed time” lol MEEEE but for real

[@jackfan1274]

"I cut my foot and shoe is filling up with blood" ha I love Romy and Michele

[@heyitsbri6993]

jack fan12 I love that movie so much to it is such an underrated movie

[@absolutelyajax6895]

Use the 75 pickup lines to get the date, and then use these to end the date

[@itsmariahreynolds1062]

"i don't like you..." i couldn't have said it better myself

[@user-xg6cq4cw3j]

S: "The problem is I don't think you're cute" S: "I don't have the ability to feel love" M: "My life is going downhill" S: "My vagina is killing me" M: "Crippling self doubt" S: "My mom hates me" M: "I'm blacking out" M: "Gotta get tested" *looks at camera* "we all should" S: "I can't stay long. The FBI is watching my every move" M: "I'm starting in Kinky Boots on Broadway" *looks at camera and waves* "Hi Kirstin"

[@raynbow99]

scott looking at the camera after saying he's dead is my new religion

[@yoongisbaevivi]

"HI kirstin." I CANT

[@syedashyra4170]

The diseases are killing me. No pun intended.

[@Beccabootiful112]

Ditching a date would require getting a date in the first place xD I'm desperately single.

[@meganthefencer694]

Jokes on you, Mitch. I won’t have a date for Valentines anyway

[@kachesscrime9110]

Zoeannaart -Zilahtov honestly, same

[@siannedsouza9314]

The "Hi Kirstin" at 3:58 got me pregnant

[@user-qx8th5js1t]

I love the superfruit people. Words can get all of us pregnant

[@reohina3539]

"I have to finish hiphop goes Broadway 3!" please? Omg

[@ZombalayaQ]

Me, looking out a window: When will Superfruit return from war?

[@elvinmancebo2519]

Zombalaya Q yes.

[@boo9781]

Elvin Mancebo :,,,c

[@erebooni5922]

Is that Kevin laughing at the end🤣🤣

[@kiwicooal]

Ummmmm. HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3?!?!?!?!

[@iranlyl2617]

I can’t stay here long the FBI is watching my every... move... -Scott Hoying 😂

[@MikaylaWhitaker]

This was my favorite, also the "I'm dead" *looks at the camera*

[@gladyspetti6904]

Iranly Lara I CANT READ

[@gccarbone98]

"Aaand it is past my bedtime" I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SomeAustin]

“I gotta go fight some inner battles”

[@avigarcia71]

5:08 OMG WHEN MITCH IS SAYING HIS WEEKLY OBSESSION AND SCOTT POINTS AT HIMSELF AND SAYS "ME"

[@Shmemishmy]

Last time I went on a date.... The FUCKING DOUCHE WAS ON HIS PHONE THE WHOLE TIME

[@jasonhernandez4]

2014: 101 ways to ditch your friends 2018: 99 ways to ditch your date

[@chanellcreecy9852]

Jason Hernandez 2022: 110 ways to ditch your parents

[@natm2443]

Character development

[@ITSMERlVER]

Jason Hernandez daaaamn it's been 4 years....

[@hydeperv]

Every 4 years... The ditcholympics

[@RachelTaylor23]

1975: 50 ways to leave your lover

[@deborahv.3402]

Did I hear Hip Hop goes Broadway 3? C'mon guys you should do another one