Super Bowl 49 Nat'l Anthem, Alternate Version

Here is the Alternate Version of the National Anthem for Super Bowl XLIX. I am fed up with those horrid gospel-inspired interpretations of our National Anthem to start the Super Bowl. The only non-traditional version that is acceptable to Conservative-minded rock and rollers like myself is one that features a guitar cranked so loud that it overpowers the mic on the device recording it. "What Jimi made cool is forever cool so rock it hard."
Super Bowl XLIX ('49' for those of you in Rio Linda) will go down as having one of the greatest finishes in Super Bowl history. People will be forever asking "what moron called a pass in that situation?!" The brawl at the end was just gravy on my red beans and rice. Congrats to the Pats. At the end my best friend said the Seahawks seem somewhat "deflated". Greg's a funny guy.