Super Cafe Compilation - Volume One

We made a compilation of all the Super Cafes in honor of the coffee duo being on KZbin 10 years this month. Thank you for watching our silly shorts all these years!
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How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended
• How Beauty and the Bea...
How Rogue One Should Have Ended
• How Star Wars Rogue On...
How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
• How Doctor Strange Sho... .
How Star Wars Should Have Ended (Special Edition)
• How Star Wars Should H... .
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Villain Pub - The Boss Battle
• Villain Pub - The Boss... .
LEGO Harry Potter in 90 Seconds
• Harry Potter In 90 Sec... .
Suicide Squad HISHE
• How Suicide Squad Shou...
Star Trek Beyond HISHE
• How Star Trek Beyond S... .
Super Cafe: Batman GO
• Super Cafe: Batman GO .
Civil War HISHE
• How Captain America: C...
Villain Pub - The New Smile
• Villain Pub - The New ... .
How Batman V Superman Should Have Ended
• How Batman v Superman:...
TMNT: Out of the Shadows HISHE
• How Teenage Mutant Nin... .
How Deadpool Should Have Ended
• How Deadpool Should Ha... .
Hero Swap - Gladiator Starring Iron Man
• Gladiator Starring Iro... .
How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/X-MenDOFPHISHE
Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith HISHE
• How Star Wars Revenge ...
Jungle Book HISHE
• How The Jungle Book Sh... .
BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
bit.ly/BatBlood
Villain Pub - The New Smile:
bit.ly/VPNewSmile
How Finding Nemo Should Have Ended
• How Finding Nemo Shoul...
How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/JurassicWorldHISHE
How Inside Out Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/InsideOutHISHE
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two:
bit.ly/UltronPartTwo
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One:
bit.ly/UltronPart1
Aquaman V Superman - Hero Swap
• Aquaman v Superman - H... .
How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/Battleof5ArmiesHISHE
Jurrassic World - Raptor Training:
bit.ly/RaptorTraining
How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/GuardiansHISHE
How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/UltronTeaserHISHE
How The Maze Runner Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/MazeRunnerHISHE
How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/ASM2HISHE
Villain Pub- To The Tailor:
bit.ly/VP-ToTheTailorHISHE
The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending):
bit.ly/LegoHISHE2
How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/CaptainAmericaWSHISHE
How Godzilla Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/GodzillaHISHE
Villain Pub- To Battle!:
bit.ly/VP-ToBattleHISHE
How Frozen Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/FrozenHISHE
The Lego HISHE:
bit.ly/TheLegoHISHE
How The Batman Begins Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/BatmanBeginsHISHE
How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended:
bit.ly/SmaugHISHE

[@beastlyrex2947]

Three laws of HISHE: 1: Villains are stupid 2: Heroes are annoying 3: X-Men are stubborn 4: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@dharmadaynamaliq2865]

Beastly Rex You Forgot One, Darth Vader Being a Father

[@jazzimamaof3]

DmaliqP TDS You have a son?! I have a son!!!

[@pizzamaster355]

That's 5 laws

[@spiderperry489]

do something like this again

[@ghostlyarranger]

That's 4

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

The three laws of HISHE: 1. Villains are stupid. 2. Heroes are annoying. 3. X-Men are stubborn.

[@ezelfrancisco5618]

You forgot one. 4. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

[@naptimegaming1347]

5. Superman saves the day

[@harryfullen9057]

NaptimeGaming with his superspeed

[@angrythumbman6290]

And the law number 4 BECAUSE IM BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN COUGH COUG,I just said that doing the cancer batman voice

[@orangexlightning]

Anthony Hiebert 4. Because he's Batman

[@orca8433]

Thor - "well at least I have a father" Deaths: 1) Mom - Dark World 2) Dad - Ragnorok 3) Sister - Ragnorok 4) Best Friend - Infinity War 5) Brother - Infinity War 6) relationship with Jane foster...

[@whyumadbro900]

Bro it was the first Thor movie

[@jbsreviews1202]

Why U Mad Bro Yeh but she’s back in Thor 4

[@sheiliaflyr6520]

Erik Valiulis 6 is to be determined.

[@toxinplays8777]

Batman: WELCOME ABORD THOR

[@jamesck7559]

Erik Valiulis the relationships coming back in Love and Thunder

[@alosim1541]

When HISHE portrayed Bats and Sups’s relationship much better than the DCEU

[@jedi_.66]

Max Isola I CAN’T LIKE IT!!

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

@@echothevelociraptor9694 Why would you hate DC?

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

@@echothevelociraptor9694 I know and I respect thay but why do you hate it?

[@elliemccalmon3467]

The movies aren’t that great, and most of the characters aren’t that well developed. Honestly, I don’t mind it, but Marvel beats it by a long shot

[@athestya]

DelfinoSquare they’re actually relatable and complex but WB don’t know how to make a decent movie with them😒

[@Batman-fp2yr]

I'm Batman!

[@Batman-fp2yr]

That Dude No I will not because I'm Batman!

[@stelioskspa2137]

Batman you cant be Batman because im batman

[@toni1086]

I'm Captain America

[@Batman-fp2yr]

stelios kspa You're an imposter because I'm Batman!

[@Batman-fp2yr]

Captain America Hello Captain America!

[@BatmanOfficial.]

BECAUSE I AM BATMAN

[@josepheverheart7158]

No you don't,you know why BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN

[@rafaelnavarro3968]

BECAUSE IT'S A BATPHONE

[@coachlombardi9657]

I am Groot.

[@dominicdouglass]

I am,antman!

[@jamierodgers8408]

Batman no IM BATMAN

[@nurasyiqin8921]

I came here just to hear this : *"BECAUSE I'M BATMANNNN"*

[@radmaster2073]

Nur Asyiqin well I came here because I’m Batman

[@orihime_6]

Me To

[@stevenaveed7742]

Me too, Because I'm batman

[@calciumiscool9111]

I knew you said that, BECAUSE I’M BATMAN

[@kingdesigner710]

@@calciumiscool9111 NBC. NBC. W.

[@captainmilkman]

Ultimate Batman pickup line: “Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?”

[@heavymonster1501]

I will try that someday 🤔

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

I would say yes

[@masoncha7262]

“I’m Batman”

[@Carpatouille]

It probably works 100% of the time

[@mayogum1068]

No it’s “Because I’m Batman”

[@squirrelisamazing6522]

Super Café Is Probably One Of My Favourite Series On All Of KZbin. XD

[@bsbrickfilms9286]

Squirrel Is Amazing second only to villain pub

[@squirrelisamazing6522]

True. Both Are So Amazing, I Wish They Were Uploaded More. :P

[@nicolaswilliamson1060]

Squirrel Is Amazing I Agree, But Why Do You Type Like This?

[@ericmadsen9655]

Squirrel Is Amazing I've seen both vol.1 and vol.2 I hope there will be more Supercafe.

[@squirrelisamazing6522]

Unsang Because Why Not? :P

[@caillou3231]

Superman : *it's because you're Bat-* Batman : *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!* I love when he say that XD

[@someoneelse3508]

I am Groot

[@caryssmith8597]

Me haha to haha

[@MS-me6fv]

You mean says?

[@Gabriel-ml8yd]

@@someoneelse3508 I'M BATMAN

[@legg4632]

gabriel zegales I’m Derpy Potato

[@christiemurphy2756]

Loki: son of A ........ Odin: ICE GIANT !!!!!

[@beeboppop8]

U bore u me u unearthly mortal

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

@TrunkzHz and you bore me you low budget god.

[@nkosinathim1]

all you mortals do is fight 🤜🤜 🤛

[@myles3856]

Yes

[@nnamdiejiofor3985]

Thor: "Everything he does, he does for a reason" Superman: "Like stealing a baby?" 🤣🤣😂

[@gie8366]

Ikr. I really love this Supes. He's just so chill 😂

[@memowl3663]

no he adopted loki

[@gracekim25]

I thought Loki was abandoned 😅

[@brendanburke3287]

BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@warrenwiriadjaja9749]

No IM BATMAN

[@jmp_fr]

That Dude And I'm Ant Man.

[@stelioskspa2137]

you cant be Batman because im batman

[@frankdatank109]

im mariooo

[@edrice2621]

I'm Manbat.

[@NedBaker]

I love how Superman always says how easily he could kill Batman but Batman always laughs. It shows how Batman knows Superman's morals and knows he'd never do anything like that.

[@donpokeylife9256]

NinjaNed99 *Cough* Injustice 1 *Cough*

[@alexmansfield3268]

Pokemon Power cough not canon cough completely different universe cough

[@vickielavigne2696]

Reading this made the vid so much more funny

[@shadowrossemeetspp18]

and then superman killed Joker

[@rolsey8060]

NinjaNed99 no batman laughs cos he knows he would win

[@fairyblu6929]

"Now that's hurtful!" "You blinked! Peace I'm out, I'm Batman!" Love this line.

[@tahliaclovis7871]

Yeah, same

[@tilemachos99]

Everytime i cant stop laughing🤣

[@amirkiagharebagh3884]

"Because I'm Batman. I am also rich... I"m rich Batman" LMFAO. I lost it.

[@tgstudiostuff27]

Lol

[@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088]

Lol

[@theinquisitor9836]

Let's start a petition for the next batman movie to be named Because He's Batman

[@revolverocelot4905]

Everybody in agreement,say"AYE!"

[@goodjobeli]

AYE

[@WidthTomJones]

AYE?

[@anjacup1422]

Eye!

[@jacob2808]

AYE

[@generalkenobi7873]

It's fun to re-watch all of this "old" stuff, *knowing how things turned out*... like BvS, Justice League, Deadpool, Disney slowly taking over the world...

[@chair_in_pool]

You know, the usual, right?

[@redyu1831]

The Bat of Gotham You wanna know why? LOL JK

[@wesleyhogan]

I'm BUTT-man >:)

[@jasonnoel2660]

The Bat of Gotham I think it's more than that BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@PotatoMateYT]

RisaXSeph 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡oh so your saying that MARVEL is the devil because Disney owns MARVEL!!!

[@flower_girl4983]

Green lantern: why won't u guys accept my request? Batman: we will wen u make a good movie

[@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088]

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

[@dionelmejia8093]

Well let's see if the snyder cut is good we might see a green lantern movie but who knows

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

@@dionelmejia8093 hopefully with Jon Stewart. Although that’s probably because I’m biased

[@peytonbursinwaterpolo5]

2011: Thor has a father 2017: Thor had a father

[@federicobenitez5481]

"you ran over a human being" oh Kal,you have no idea what is in the future...

[@dorkchops]

no idea indeed

[@FrozenVibraniumProductions]

*+Bucky Barnes* wait a minute...

[@dorkchops]

Bucky there's two of you?! I wonder how Steve will feel about this

[@mettatonex7221]

You misspelled the title. It's supposed to be "Because I'm Batman Compilation - Volume One"

[@aidanactivator9788]

Mettaton Ex LOL! That is what I would of called it!

[@TheMercwithaMouth199]

Doctor Who: "No no out, how did you even get in here?" Batman: "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" XD I laughed so hard at that.

[@mabellinco157]

Superman: “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I saved several cities in one day, I only have one weakness, I am super good looking, I punched Darkseid, I am the leader of the Justice League, I made out with Lois Lane and was played by 9 supermodels!” Batman: “And I’m Batman”

[@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088]

The batman is batman because he's batman because he is batman because he's batman...... Duh

[@jonathanwhite7168]

Isn't batman basically the leader of the justice league since he funds it and comes up with the strategies for the league and keep a track of all leaguers

[@mabellinco157]

@@jonathanwhite7168 touche

[@kinggeorge8157]

Lol

[@ophie71]

𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉

[@elainak.3204]

Batman: "You're sure you want this?" Superman: "No, dude. I'm not scared." Batman: "You sure?" Superman: "Yeah." Batman: "Alright. Here goes...... Superman: "I'm waiting." Batman: "Man of Steel... was not inspiring." Superman: .............. Superman: "Now that's just hurtful."

[@B.R.PRODUCTIONS]

You blink

[@tahliaclovis7871]

You forgot one of the funny bits. Batman :" You blinked! Peace, I'm out! I'm Batman!"

[@Ind0nesiannationalteamgoated]

YOU BLINKED. BRUCE IM OUTIM BATMAN

[@Kai-oy9nv]

Because I'M BATMAN✌

[@jcgaming645]

Batman:nock nock Super man:who's there Batman:bec Super man:bec who...oh shi... Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!

[@neskamminga4681]

Knock mate Knock

[@ashrafrizvi6756]

Batman: knock knock Superman: Do you have Kryptonite? Batman: I have at home Superman: Come In Batman: What? Superman: Because when you are superman, you only have to fear the Kryptonite.

[@meme__juice]

jc gaming knock knock*

[@araviswatson4330]

im sorry but........ *knock

[@brutality75577]

Cap: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR.... LANGUAGE

[@juliannethackerman7814]

I love their chemistry. If they talked to yourself like that in some movie... That would be awesome.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

Yeah, Too bad most of DC films aren't that great nor good nor okay most of the time. And they didn't even talked to ALL superheroes. Especially Spider-Man. Which is very wrong in so many ways.

[@LilEmpRex]

I love this friendship. Actually kinda wholesome ngl.

[@FastCarsNoRules220]

"Dude, I catch falling planes in mid air like every other week." "And I'm Batman."

[@ElizabethHernandez-ub7mv]

"YOU COULDVE SAVED RORY AND AMY" - batman, the biggest fanboy in the multiverse

[@iwanttokermitsuicide3021]

netflix & chill When Batman said that, I fell in love with him.

[@Ceryslovesanimal]

Ellie Hernandez Don't remind me!!!!!!

[@OddSocksQueen]

'How did you even get in here?' 'BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAN' 😂😂

[@obliteratordeathcon4456]

what about superman the biggest fan girl in the omniverse

[@KazukiVA]

obliterator deathcon 4 whats wrong with superman?

[@dikshamalhotra321]

Did you guys predict Robert pattinson being batman with that twilight joke......woah 🙃🙃🙃

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Where?

[@anuraagsaxena7942]

Where?

[@dikshamalhotra321]

17:01

[@myles3856]

@@dikshamalhotra321 😂

[@Lauren007E]

I love how in character these clips always are. Even with Superman being all wide eyed and trusting of everything while Batman is more cynical and refuses to rely on anything he didn't make himself If only DC could write them half as well lmao

[@kingofwakanda6899]

30 mins??? Hope the toilet is comfortable...

[@user-ut1mz4rd6p]

King of Wakanda 💩

[@liaminator4950]

It is.

[@Valentine350z]

Hah. Mine sure is ;)

[@tchaka7963]

Son you're supposed to be cleaning your room!

[@tristanwarmer5630]

T'Chaka. But you dead now and now he's the King now soooo yoi can't really boss him around My Lord😎😎

[@TrueTrickster2016]

Super-Man: *"Just call it.. Man of Steel: Total Pwnage"* Batman: *"...Or Because he's Batman"*

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

That makes no sense.

[@purplealchemistofficial]

6:51 it's kinda funny when you know that Batman and Superman are voiced by the same guy, so the laughing is just one guy.

[@AverageJoe87]

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!

[@lydiahoward5646]

16:59. Superman talks to Batman about Twilight, and no Batman is played by Robert Pattinson. Coincidence, I think not!

[@zahir1014]

Lydia Howard thank God someone else noticed that

[@ryanellis1708]

So much fun to see these again. I absolutely will never get tired of the "Because I'm Batman!" gag. Makes me laugh every single time.

[@mercurialorangeade]

Ryan Ellis Never gets annoying.... 😃

[@RedLee20]

Ryan Ellis knock knock Whos there Bec Bec who- oh cra- BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@user-ut1mz4rd6p]

,,I'm batman" is thirteen years old

[@Trae-sb5du]

Delta Drache I feel old now

[@L30n4rdo6]

And still fun

[@koushikraja331]

no, "i'm batman" has always been around since the comics. it's "BECOZ I'M BATMAAAAAN!!" which is 10 years old.

[@Jordi.Lacerda]

did you watch batman begins?? or read the comics??

[@Alex-jz5yw]

koushik raja NNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

[@yaseminun220]

Batman : Cause I'M BATMAN Subtitles: Cuz i'm perfect 😂😂😂

[@Mykaininekkkkkahajw]

Same thing

[@mabellinco157]

did anyone notice the “wooosh” when Batman was reading Clark’s tweets and he said he just saved the day?

[@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088]

Yes that was easy to notice you goofball

[@mabellinco157]

Hey Batman! Good luck on the new movie, you gotta fix those ears tho..

[@jestersareawesome4332]

I did

[@purplebec9112]

That was Superman, flying off to save people and came back.

[@calebxcuyugan]

And thus the phrase "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" Was born

[@calebxcuyugan]

"When Captain America throws his mighty shield,

[@calebxcuyugan]

All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield!

[@calebxcuyugan]

Unless ur a plane

[@calebxcuyugan]

Or a bomb

[@calebxcuyugan]

Or some ice!

[@wahdatzakie2945]

"At least i have a father" - (batman die's inside) LMAO

[@Jgrace767]

Wahdat Zakie *Dies

[@josepheverheart7158]

Superman too hasn't Father

[@snaresoup7179]

Wahdat Zakie shouldn't superman be sad also cuz his parents are dead also

[@aidanmacivor4881]

watch man of steel hishe

[@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088]

@@josepheverheart7158 he has a mom

[@DrDolan2000]

Let's take a moment to congratulate the people at HISHE. You guys have grown beautifully over the years and we're lucky to have you

[@DrDolan2000]

"Try every girl you ever dated!" Does Superman have room to talk here?

[@spiderperry489]

"when captain america throws his mighty shield all those to who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice then he will choose to take a nap because the ice seems nice when captain america throws his mighty shield"

[@lisa_vxng]

that just brought back soooo many memories... even though the winter soldier version is still my fav

[@braden8523]

“When Captain America throws his mighty shield all who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice or a brain washed buddy or a spiiider maan than you don’t necessarily have tooo yieeeeeeld”

[@Josh-jc3hd]

unless you're a plane or a bomb or so ice or a brainwashed buddy or a Spiderman or Tony stark or a version of yourself or just plain thanos.... Then you don't necessarily have to yield

[@myles3856]

True

[@kirstenalbaniel4673]

Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Batman says “Im batman”

[@carbonclaw7280]

😂😂

[@legallyapumpkin3189]

Ugwy Duckwing my brother is dead now

[@bonkers8135]

If I did that I would be soooo drunk

[@A.J.TheRocker9000]

I don’t remember anything from the last 13 hours and I have five dogs in my house now and can’t find my keys

[@Kai-oy9nv]

I think my liver just lost its parents to tragedy and now dons a cap and mask And beats bartenders and liquor store clerks to a inch of there lives every day. Because I'm batman

[@VIDireWolfIV]

this whole series is my headcannon for what bruce and clark do everyday

[@michellegiacalone1079]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! The scene in 'SpiderVerse' where Miles and Peter B are eating burgers? That's totally the Superhero Cafe.

[@under_score3829]

*How X-Men: The Last Stand Should Have Ended*: Jean: Save me. Wolverine injects Jean Grey with the Mutant Cure. Jean: Wha--what just happened? Logan: I took away your mutant powers. Jean: Oh. Logan: You sound disappointed. Jean: No, it's just that, I thought you were going to kill me. Logan: Kill you?! Why would I kill you? I love you! Plus, there's like a ton of mutant cure needles all over the ground from the battle, and I literally just did the same thing to Magneto earlier. Jean: Wow, thats-that was a really good idea.......... Logan:..............So, you wanna get out of here? *In the Super Cafe* Logan: So there you have it. I cured Jean, and now we're gonna live happily ever after. And I didn't even have to time travel to do it. Logan, Jean, and Batman laugh. Superman: Ha ha. Very funny. Batman: So, Logan, what are you going to do when you're too young for her? Logan: Well, maybe I'll inject myself with the cure; stop my healing. Or maybe I'll just inexplicably age over the course of a few years and die. I mean, wouldn't it be crazy if my adamantium was poisoning me? Talk about irony. Jean: I have to be honest. I kinda miss telepathy. Batman: Why? Is it because you want to know my......secret identity? Jean: No thanks. Mutants should be entitled to their secrets. Batman: Heh, heh, I'm not a Mutant. Or a Metahuman. Jean: Then...what is your superpower? Batman: I'm rich. Logan: Then why do you dress like a bat? Aquaman: I dig it. Batman: I dress like a bat because I'm Batman. I strike terror into the hearts of criminals. I thought you knew that. We've met before, like a bunch of times. Logan: Have we? I don't really remember my past. Jean: Well, I'm glad I don't have to strike terror into the heart of anyone anymore. Logan: Yep. Smooth sailing from here on out. I mean there were some ominous Trask Industries commercials on TV, but I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. Superman: Are you sure the cure is permanent? Logan: Why wouldn't it be permanent? Superman: I don't know, just--I recently had a fatal experience with Kryptonite that wasn't permanent, so-- Logan: I'm sure we'll be fine. Magneto (outside walking and shouting): I can move chess pieces! I can move chess pieces! Logan: He's just saying that.

[@TheBatbike]

give this guy a trophy

[@aali9301]

under_score you are a bloody genius

[@emmanuelreynoso5770]

why is this not a thing

[@yexas7029]

needs more likes

[@muhammadadhi315]

you cannot take a thing close to her. everything not even close to her gets explode. it takes a person with a healing power to get that close to her

[@jasonnoel2660]

That will never get annoying BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@Faxcollector]

No you're not I'm batman

[@ryanfitzgerald7076]

None of you are because Bruce Wayne and batman lol

[@Faxcollector]

@@ryanfitzgerald7076 umm what?

[@ryanfitzgerald7076]

@@Faxcollector I don't know man

[@thebullydoctorgamerbatman9392]

Batman

[@oli8296]

Best incarnation of Batman & Superman ever!!!!!

[@VIperzilla1]

Why didn't mario mention the fact that he saved the galaxy...

[@thenailsageofgeo4975]

Didn’t he kind of destroy it though?

[@emerald773sstudio2]

Dont forget all the work he did in Oddessy.

[@jestersareawesome4332]

Because he wasn’t Batman

[@doomedbringer]

Actually he didn’t, the universe reset

[@alvinta657]

Ultimate Batman pickup line: “Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?”

[@tristanwarmer5630]

Does Anyone Agree that Batman is the Best Hishe Character alive😎😎😎😎

[@coledurham679]

Tristan Warmer you know why? because he's Batman!!

[@truespectros]

Tristan Warmer do you know why....... BECAUSE IM BATMAN!

[@comradebarry]

do all of u no y because im batman

[@zahidhussain-vr1gz]

Because he has a BatPhone!

[@victorial3588]

Tristan Warmer Because he's Batman....

[@torlamoon6703]

I think Batman's catchphrase will NEVER get old. It makes me laugh every time. You know what, we all must be super if we survived volume 1 of the Super Hero Compilation without backing out :3

[@Hithere-wq6qi]

it got old

[@robertslipskis1883]

It always makes me stay for one more minute

[@horhayjr2823]

BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@LightS_bRight]

​@@Hithere-wq6qi"I'm Batman" ❤️

[@WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_A_KILOMETER69]

Do you know why?

[@utahraptorjesus5910]

Thor: but at least I have a father Me:( after ragnorok ) not anymore!

[@rosaatkins4682]

Who else wants to go to this cafe😂

[@techula5488]

Me u know why BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!!!

[@tonyzavaleta989]

Me

[@scarm7129]

I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~ I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~

[@pizzamaster355]

Andra wagner I am groot

[@air6665]

Im mary poppins y'all

[@sinxgodchannel8227]

I am iron man

[@thomasstevens191]

I am Steve Rogers

[@brutality75577]

I am Ant-Man

[@benjamindraws9676]

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD

[@kaydent5741]

Those who choose to oppose his shield must yield

[@thedoomsdaycrow5555]

Unless ur a plane

[@bonkers8135]

a who come to the sheild must weildddddddddddddd

[@rahulbirhade9030]

@@thedoomsdaycrow5555 or some ice

[@brianelson1481]

Or a brainwashed buddy

[@thedawsonshow1]

“We can’t hear you through all of this box office money” Definitely the best line I’ve ever heard

[@arturitogarrido1389]

You know why this is so good? BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

[@imbatman5807]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

[@andreaholley1659]

Because I'm Batman

[@sayyonglee8168]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@chanceduncan1105]

BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@paritoshdayma4360]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

[@BroadwayAngel3]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

[@hanselorellana]

"At least I have a father"... But it also hurts Superman... He is also an orphan!. Double burn?

[@graystripe4853]

Hansel Orellana yes but Superman doesn’t care as much as Batman

[@tobieolson242]

Hansel Orellana He has Pa Kent

[@shiestysean]

Hansel Orellana that's what I thought

[@richardwarnercool1]

Hansel Orellana (After Thor Ragnarok) Not anymore you don't!

[@Redcyclecomics0777]

11:14 , man this scene killed me. He calls Alfred to assist him on the weather but Alfred uses the Assistant to answer his Batman's question on the weather, hilarious 😂

[@ceticx]

“how did you even get in here- BECAUSE IM BATMAN” that is my favorite part of this whole video idek why

[@phillipwalling7470]

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Bec. Bec-Wh.....Ohhhhh.... BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

[@voxsoxrox]

phillip walling i

[@CanwegettosubsWithoutany-fk5rm]

XD yeah

[@kevinzarate2975]

My favorite line

[@viktormac6619]

because I'm batman never dies

[@jakobrogers625]

stultus macsimus you know why? #memesneverdie Also, BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

[@SmashLiXs]

yes it does

[@viktormac6619]

are you sure about that?

[@0hpossum]

stultus macsimus *plays John Cena's theme song on giant stereo*

[@flimp8020]

“Dude I catch Flying planes out of the air every other week” “And I’m Batman”

[@Crimson_CourierTTV]

I love that they actually had bruce and clark in a cafe in the recent rerelease of under the red hoodm

[@jamesreveley5360]

Do more villain pub episodes !!! Please!!

[@ryanstorm7073]

YES

[@mathiasbast]

I'M BATMAN

[@constantin3886]

Mathias Bast No you're not

[@jimmyperkins97]

James Reveley they have a life

[@aturtlealone4248]

jimmyperkins91 there life is doing this stuff.

[@Reverse_Hood]

These videos get Superman and Batman better than the Snyder films

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp1526]

Super café compilation vol. 1:- 0:07 Superman (2006) 1:06 Spider-man 3 (2007) 1:39 Iron man (2008) 3:08 The dark knight (2008) 5:03 Thor (2011) 6:31 Captain america: the first avenger (2011) 7:48 X-men: first class (2011) 8:27 Super café: super social network (2012) 10:19 Super café: bat phone (2012) 12:07 Super café: bros before marios (2012) 14:01 Marvel's the avengers (2012) 15:41 Super café: pros and cons (2012) 17:21 The dark knight rises (2012) 17:51 The amazing spider-man (2012) 19:25 Super café: trailer of steel (2012) 21:10 Super café: swingers tribute (2013) 23:11 Iron man 3 (2013) 24:02 Man of steel (2013) 24:54 Super café: versus (2013) 27:02 Super café: who's a hero (2013) 29:05 Thor: the dark world (2013) 29:22 Batman begins (2014)

[@annaheart5656]

17:00 twilight reference 😂😂😂iconic

[@rukmanipriya9604]

"I'm the hero Gotham deserver but not the one it need " its the best dialogue in super cafe

[@rukmanipriya9604]

forgot to say I'M BATMAN

[@thechosendoritoman7613]

Your first

[@thedragonqueem821]

Random guy: How do you make the costume so real? Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

[@GrandAdmiralGonk]

Let's be honest, we would all watch a movie called "Because he's Batman"

[@philipciccone7280]

Batman: Do you know why ? Superman: Shrugging his head Batman: BECAUSE IT’S A BATPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@muggy9814]

22:00 Superman couldn't see the baby through the seat with his X-Ray vision? Are the seats made of lead?😅

[@pizzamaster355]

Pro-Elite probably

[@juliandelcampo4237]

No he can control when he uses his x-ray vision.He just wasn’t using it.

[@shanenickel-thibodeau]

Stay puft Vlogs no. He means lead. It has two pronunciations. “Led” and “Leed”

[@MIM94]

"The Dark Knight Rises Again and beats up Superman" Sounds like the appropriate title to me.

[@mattman8153]

17:03 out here predicting the future of batman😂😂😂

[@NetLockGaming]

“How did you make your costume look so re-“ “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!!” Roll credits

[@christian7803]

Iron Man: Parents died, owns lots of money, only gadgets make him cool Batman: Parents died, owns lots of money, only gadgets make him cool

[@niggalicious6932]

Christian's Pets he's cooler because he's BATMAN

[@thesloth5697]

Christian what about martial arts for batman

[@Kelsey-ol5ev]

Although Iron Man is a prodigy and genius

[@felipea1399]

@@Kelsey-ol5ev Batman is the best detective of the planet and is a martial artist Also because He's Batman!

[@raven_the_demon]

Batman is also serious and dark, good in stealth and is good at fighting. Yeah and he has Alfred. Iron Man is also a genius, has humor(at least sometimes) and he has Jarvis.

[@mrkoix7445]

i can hear Batman say "BECAUSE IM BATMAN" all the time... Repeating itself forever... It just never gets old!

[@wildwolf8958]

You just quote by this point

[@aaronalkor]

That Elastigirl one 🤣 Bruce’s smirk at Clark 😆

[@vincentfadoju8531]

HISHE Superman and Batman have so much chemistry that I'm almost jealous😂

[@yashanrikoudou5531]

Batman : Because I'm Rich Batman!!! Superman : Oh my gosh!!! 😂😂😂Lmao!!!

[@RusselXJoyce]

Yashan Rikoudou i laugh so hard every time i hear that 😂

[@simianbarcode3011]

28:45 Mister Doctor? it's.. Strange Maybe. Who am I to judge?

[@willymayshays]

“Hey, wanna know my secret identity?” -Batman 2010 - Present

[@omarsoliman6430]

OH MY GOD!!! EASILY the BEST DCU movies ever made,....by far. You have nailed not only Supes & Bats personalities, but also their voices. It's all perfect,... right down to the villains interactions. I don't remember them ever getting anything but coffee on Seinfeld either. I love that they are in a booth in front of a huge streetfront window. And others walk by/fly by and yell stuff at them. BRILLIANT

[@kevinbaker3244]

Batman: "so are you retired now or what?" Tony: "I don't know are YOU retired now?" Lmao

[@Mrthunder46]

Is the waiter a super hero? That would explain why he made a super cafe

[@niklask.4050]

Its Alfred. Its always Alfred.

[@Mrthunder46]

Peter F. Like a good waiter Alfred's always there

[@NB-uv7tc]

I got you Master Wayne.

[@elijahyonker1458]

Mordo is one of the waiters

[@Princemohamed8]

23:56 Dude, he quoted end game, before end game...

[@benman92]

No not really

[@artslife4424]

Are you gargling marbles. 😁

[@manvslife271]

Its been 10 years?! holy crap!

[@ayflames]

Jebediah Kerman it’s been 11 years actually

[@graystripe4853]

Jebediah Kerman you must have been stranded in orbit

[@thewasphive8209]

10!?!? THAT'S ALMOST MY ENTIRE LIFE

[@johnnyplots2706]

Jovem nerd

[@theresamatthews7502]

2006 is when I was born.

[@jeweljammer]

Robbers are bad Violets are blue I stole your rubber band because... ...I AM BATMAN!

[@someoneelse3508]

I am Groot

[@Mr_Storm_22]

I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!

[@thedoomsdaycrow5555]

I am Steve Roger's! XD

[@honk1161]

And I..AM.....IRON MAN

[@willyboy2902]

AND IM INEVITABLE

[@connorbrazington-lang2401]

I can't wait for James Gunn to make a live action version of this. I predict it will be in Brave and the bold.

[@nolandrake2620]

Super man has 2 weaknesses like the phone. Super man: kryptonite, magic phone: breakable, water

[@tahsinsameer6393]

Superman:Kryptonite,Magic,Niceness

[@comradebarry]

Batman; Knock Knock Superman; whose there Batman; Bec Superman; Bec Who OMG!!! BECAUSE IM BATMAN lol Best Phrase ever

[@svem7162]

PashtoonKhan ISI I

[@redhoodj7815]

Super man :do you miss your parents Batman:no you know why Super man:let me guess because you are (Batman interrupts) Batman: because I'm batman

[@redhoodj7815]

Hi

[@CanwegettosubsWithoutany-fk5rm]

Knock knock

[@anthonyfabel8463]

@@CanwegettosubsWithoutany-fk5rm who's there?

[@merabmajeed6072]

Found it 3 Years Later ... BUT THEY INCULDED THE FREAKING DOCTOR ... ❤❤❤

[@thepineapplefromouterspace8996]

This dry, sarcastic comedy is what I live for