Super Hand (1975)

[@MrBioWhiz]

"A radioactive pimp bit his hand" had me fucking wheezing, holy shit

[@bobisbob646]

"Super powers to make a bitch LISTEN, and get her naked with sex-ray vision." Just magical.

[@yissnakklives8866]

Indeed....sez a middle aged lethario, easily amused by crass humor 😂😂😂😂

[@pardontheopinion8679]

Its such an awful shame they want to revamp so many superheroes to be black, but then COMPLETELY forget this guy. We already had amazing black super heroes!

[@TheTrumpReaper]

I think this is more than one superhero. It's like Pimp-tice League, Pimpicide Squad, X-Pimps, etc.

[@Pantheragem]

​@@TheTrumpReaper Not "X-Pimps" though, might be confused for an Ex-pimp. And once a pimp, always a pimp.

[@wilcee238]

@@Pantheragem 🤣

[@BossyK-me6ml]

@@pardontheopinion8679 Don't forget about the PURPLE PEOPLE AND THEIR Ganga queenie!

[@BossyK-me6ml]

@@Pantheragem AND SOETH THE GRIM BEEPERS OF BUDEN.

[@filipedias7284]

"Oh shіt bіtсh mоthеrfuсk yeah" poetry

[@Saixjacket]

I had to pause the video there. Such audacity 😂😂😂😂

[@eddieortiz237]

Me 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jthopkins2544]

Bro I f*ckin died!!!

[@miekwavesoundlab]

2:29 for the uninitiated

[@powertothesheeple5422]

"Which was 100% of the time" 🤣 Truth is funny AF.

[@mikehutson1499]

Did I just hear sex-ray vision? Hard Archive, you don't miss!

[@Saixjacket]

Classic where the low key best lyric pops up within a minute in the song, perfect framing for the character and how much influence he has. Wish he went back to the well with the lyric but oh well it’s perfectly placed in the song!

[@radiokaizo]

In the next issue: P.I.M.P. Super Hand vs The H.O.E. Syndicate!

[@S3V3N17]

Nooo that a box office hit

[@michaelrandle8316]

Somebody, please make it so.

[@scarface4739]

With super hand's partner pimp named slick back

[@Xoguran]

The main leader of H.O.E. Syndicate, Vagina Dentata, always gave me the creeps.

[@BIGJXXX]

YO YO YO lol

[@Pescatore]

Ancient text reveal Super Hand was the protege' to the OG Diamond Hand, leader of the Slappabeetch Clan

[@marksmanof117b]

I’m so happy you introduced me to this channel.

[@stringercorrales6627]

I remember stumbling on that in the Torah during temple when I was 7.

[@Triple-Q]

Super Hand is my favorite character in the PSU (Pimp Slappematic Universe)

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@Triple-Q Your mash-ups are incredible Cheers Triple-Q!

[@BrooklynAvenue]

This movie soundtrack is basically done at this point. needs the movie.

[@iralas]

Dolemite 2

[@some_haqr]

😂😭🤣😭😂🤣😎😎​@@iralas

[@pwng-yk3pz]

I was thinking to buy the rights to a comic book.

[@TestUser-cf4wj]

Fuck _YES._

[@uberlephrad8218]

I call dibs on the storyboard

Super hand is praised by various native peoples across the world, from the Slapahoe tribe of arizona ,to the Beeytabych tribe of East Timor

[@ironroad18]

Police had to serve a warrant to Super Hand's house once. Super Hand came outside, talked to the swat team, and then bitched slap the officer in charge. They tore up the warrant, turned in their badges, and went to work for Super Hand as assistant pimps.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Legend has it John Shaft was one of his deputies.

[@thechristwholaughs9925]

LMMFAO!!!!

[@JamesFarrOfficial]

"...which was 100% of the time." Wow. I nearly died.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@JamesFarrOfficial Cheers James!

[@gogeterdone]

This has no business being this catchy 😂

[@Rick_Harper]

Super Hand would fit right in on the Venture Brothers.

[@josephharden5592]

That would be so awesome. And make him a level 8 or higher...and inspired by P Diddy 😂

[@hellmasterx]

The infinity slap.

[@flashback7273]

Underrated😂

[@sunshineskystar]

Imagine travelling to 1975 and playing this on the radio.

[@chipremel8594]

People were pretty spicy back then, I reckon it would unite people. Like blazing saddles.

[@ryanhandsor923]

SNL is where you would want this to go

[@jordandee6984]

My daddy used to hum this shit somehow it always put mom in her place

[@josephharden5592]

😂❤😎🤘🏾

[@shogun7664]

I can't stop listening to this

[@Skimmerlit]

Sho’nuff

[@TheTrumpReaper]

This whole channel is as addictive as heroin.

[@eddieortiz237]

I'm hooked to this song why isn't there a super hand movie I think Samuel Jackson would make this a hit pun intended 🤣🤣🤣🤣💪

[@ChadHoffmanwickalan]

​@@eddieortiz237DUDE IVE BEEN THINKING ALL DAY THIS CHARACTER WAS MADE FOR MY BOY SAM JACKSON!

[@eddieortiz237]

Me 2 I must have heard this song at least 50 times and once this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OngoGablogian185]

My mum used to date Super Hand for a little bit way back before she met my dad. She never did regain peripheral vision in her right eye. Still flinches like she's been electrocuted if you try to high five her, too.

[@Tails7212]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BossyK-me6ml]

@OngoGablogian185 shed a super seer, no doubt!

[@heavymetalknight3728]

The hero feminists need and deserve.

[@unnamed715]

As does the so-called "modern audience"

[@easilyjoe]

Finally some good f***en KZbin comments

[@EmperorHomie]

Gross but lmao

[@GutsOfRivia]

@@EmperorHomie I mean it would do them some good. Maybe they will stop being stupid bitches.

[@jmjones7897]

Slap that Red Diaper right off y'all

[@robert48044]

The hook is crazy

[@thejoojooman6538]

A.I. has serious issues with how hands work. 😂😂

[@infrnlmssh9719]

Thankfully, Super Hand does not.

[@CharlieQuebec-fb6ho]

lol​@@infrnlmssh9719

[@humanmusiciansareredundant]

it's not a bug, it's a feature as far as i'm aware. i'm losing my shit every time I see pimp with 17 figners and three legs.

[@antonioreconquistador]

He told you, it was radioactive

[@geroldgrimel4811]

Woman "It's over, Super Hand! My powers of not listening will defeat you!" *Super Hand jumps over a police station in a single bound.* Woman "He's too powerful!"

[@JoJoRock197]

This is my new favorite genre of music.

[@shrubbinthepub3176]

100% of the time this song is 100% amazing. Your day will improve if you wake up to it!

[@miekwavesoundlab]

I spread the gospel of Super Hand with the pizza delivery driver. He is now a disciple.

[@kallel6588]

This would be a better movie than anything marvel/disney/star wars has produced in the past 5 years

[@AndrewRyan-zv7zb]

I cant wait till Ai can make the show that goes along with these sweet tunes

[@user-kv2vc3is8h]

Forget Deadpool, THIS will save the MCU

[@jean-francoislebroch9171]

I watched his Saturday morning cartoon back in the day

[@allanbrunosilva]

"B*tch I wear a cape" I see what you did there 😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@allanbrunosilva]

​​@@HardArchiveVinylNice to see references between my two favorite AI Music channels

[@lostmusichits]

Super Hand does it again! 😂

[@the_brutal_king4314]

This is my new D&D character. Here's how to build him. Bard levels all the way, take long strider, jump, bigby's hand, tavern brawler, and truesight. Then show your DM this video before the first session. We need more superhand material

[@seranonable]

"Folks, let me tell you, Super Hand is a tremendous character. Absolutely incredible. You've got this guy, right? A real winner. He’s a pimp, but not just any pimp-he's been bitten by a radioactive pimp, which is, believe me, a very special thing. Now, he’s got this gigantic hand, like nothing you’ve ever seen, and it’s huge, the biggest hand you can imagine. So, here’s the deal: Super Hand uses this massive hand to make sure he gets his money on time. It's brilliant, folks. He’s not just collecting payments; he’s doing it with style and efficiency. This is a man who understands how to get results, and let me tell you, people respect that. They say, 'Hey, if Super Hand says you need to pay up, you better pay up!' It’s all about making things work, getting things done. That’s what makes Super Hand so great-he’s got the power and he’s using it to run a smooth operation. Tremendous success, believe me.” Trump's explanation of Super Hand, per chatGPT.

[@crayonchomper1180]

I read this in the Bazongas copypasta voice but Trump works much better

[@AaronJLong]

One of his superpowers is you can never tell how many fingers he is holding up.

[@FanaticFilmsINC-gh9ch]

I would legit buy every issue of this comic.

[@beatz_next_door85]

“Oh fxxk yea” 🤣🤣

[@robert48044]

Thats why I love the hook, that Of Fxxk Yea just sells it

[@beatz_next_door85]

@@robert48044oh shit yea!

[@johnf.rivera8046]

This shit bumps!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snowbunnie1113]

These keep getting better and better! I deadass want a cartoon series about A Pimp Named Super Hand on Adult Swim or something 😂

[@Deuteromis]

1:48 I remember that issue of Captain America! A.I.M. captured Captain, brainwashed him and dyed his skin to become a pimp named Jethro Jones. A hardass pimp from queens that ended up taking over all of prostitution in New York City. That was a wild and bonkers storyline.

[@UngaMyBunga417]

"Or super hand will do a super crime" Bro I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidg1612]

This absolutely sounds like it could've been a '70s TV show theme song.

[@andret3739]

The most iconic black super hero, how did Black Panther get a movie before Super Hand?

[@zach7193]

That's something. Sounds like this song could be used in a superhero or blaxploitation film.

[@Saixjacket]

Literally an old western called “Boss N$&@“er” yes with the er. Movie has a slapping intro just like this, and Boss was the absolute shit in that movie.

[@reubenhandel210]

I think the best run of these books was when he teamed up with Batman

[@ulyssesm.daniels6927]

Dressed as a Saudi Prince in Insurgency Sandstorm I jacked a technical and ducked down and played the next 2 and half minutes doing hit and runs on the attacking waves to this. 10/10 Appreciate you.

[@garyfleming4101]

This the best $h!t I ever heard in my whole existence. He could hear the cops from a mile away😂🤣

[@SteffenFoltz]

This music is the coolest thing I ever listen too and I'm not deaf.

[@mikebuck1897]

A pimp with super powers 😃

[@BacckSheefRecords]

I heard when Disney tried to buy him the creator threatened to backhand everyone in the company until Walt came back from the dead to join him.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@BacckSheefRecords Yeah I heard that too

[@Astrocade1981]

Dude! You need to put together a Parliament size band and take this funk on the road.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

That's the dream. Already have the band, just need some singers. We'll see what happens. Cheers!

[@flashback7273]

​@@HardArchiveVinyl🎉hell yeah. I do comedy songs and would offer my voice. But I'm in California and you probably want an authentic church voice. Ideally a brotha from the 70s who can still sing his ass off now that hes retired from doing window decals in Oakland. Or Any retired preacher from Atlanta

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

​@@flashback7273 And finding a singer that will be cool with singing the lyrics might be a challenge. Either way I'm just gonna keep making these. Cheers!

[@flashback7273]

@@HardArchiveVinylfa sho you right. right on!

[@ImJiom]

​@@HardArchiveVinyl I would be blown away to hear to a genuine black man singing this song as is, that muth***f***r would be super bad

[@andrewmartin6217]

Ahahahahaha!!! This is best one yet. Cryin’ laighin’.

[@ryanhutson]

This song SLAPS!

[@darthbigred22]

His main villain was "The Man".

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@darthbigred22 You reminded me of this Sons of Slum "The Man" kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4nLq2SCeM-inc0si=c-2fwdNt1Wf4Zf5r Cheers!

[@AlekHenderson]

2:06 goes crazy for that 3 second run

[@JohnnyFeria-yg9ru]

My next ringtone 😁

[@Pantheragem]

This is the only superhero the world needs at this point.

[@riffrage7285]

If only we could bring back the pimp hand. What a welcome sight it would be.

[@MercenaryTau]

“It’s like ‘A Tribe Called Quest’, you gotta say the whole thing”

[@beerguy177]

the one man saitama wouldn't fight 😂

[@JeneralDethray]

That bass line is legit ngl

[@sleepingmorpheus]

Can't believe they even found the variant covers with the first P missing 0.0

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Therapist: *a pimp named Thanos is a myth, he can't hurt you* *A pimp named Thanos:* 0:17

[@docd2295]

I heard Superhand was part Indian…from the Slapahoe tribe.

[@5pastseven]

Stuff like this is why I subscribed to this channel 💯

[@scarface4739]

Im always dying when he says super hand will commit a super crime

[@Morocco_Mo]

Finally listened to all your hits, this is probably the greatest one.

[@LordRabies]

I don't know which I like more, the absolute gem of a song or these fucking wild ass album arts 🤣

[@ianmclaughlin8987]

Super Hand needs a sequel, he is rocking. You nailed it on this one again, Super Hand is awesome.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

I got something cookin up. Cheers!

[@Skimmerlit]

I would 100% read comics about superhero pimps (even though every pimp is already a hero in his own right).

[@cliphound80]

The pimp hand in this jam is solid my man 😎👋😎👋😎👋

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@cliphound80 Cheers Angus!

[@nian89]

I've listened to all your songs and I definitely think this is one of the best. Not only is it fun, it's also catchy as hell. Together with the AI comics in the video it builds a world, which Marvel or DC would never dared enter, about the baddest motherfucker around

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@nian89 Many more to come, these ones take a bit longer to write though. Glad you dig it Cheers!

[@chesterstevens8870]

So when can we expect the Super Hand/Kung-fu Dick crossover episode?

[@tomstarwalker]

Funky, upbeat music!

[@jeffreyworthen7033]

I would LOVE!!! to know where these super pimps get their clothes/ costumes...🤣🤣🤣

[@snowbunnie1113]

When you think about it a lot of superhero costumes just look like pimp clothes…

[@jeffreyworthen7033]

@@snowbunnie1113 ...but some of the costumes that they're wearing have that pimp style edge that you don't see on Superman or Batman...🤣🤣🤣

[@monky999monkey]

I heard the original artist was going to make the movie after he got out of jail but if it’s anything like the tv show he’ll be back in before shooting ends. A real shame we never got to see the final episode of how super hand gets out of that courtroom. Really hope the movie if not answers the burning questions at least pays homage to the original series.

[@xchanxzenx]

Old school jam

[@gotek45]

They can't act right and telling lies 100% facts🤣🤣🤣

[@SapperTV1]

"What did the 6 fingers say to face....?" ~ Rick James Legendary Pimp

[@carlobenedetti2407]

This is a MASTERPIECE !!

[@ApriliaRacer14]

“…..100% of the time.”

[@ImJiom]

truth

[@FalloutTributeMusic]

Winning on every song!

[@elijahdeluna9187]

This is the superior genere of music by far. Bar none. Toughest sh!t ever.

[@shogun7664]

They should have a super pimp meets Dolemite

[@Live-Life-Freely]

After hearing this song it's now a front runner for my life's theme song.

[@lookarabbit2888]

This the best song I've ever heard.

[@Alfador42]

That's a banger! Great work!

[@sdfghgtrew]

I want to be just like Super Hand when i grow up

[@Timmycanwalk]

This one's pretty great

[@artistlovepeace]

Should be in an art gallery.

[@JONNOG88]

Billy Butcher voice Oi mate. If ya ever necked some Compound V. What kind of Supe, would you be?? Me..😏😎

[@ComicFan98]

I would pay to watch a film adaptation of this comic

[@account-369]

yo man as soon i’ve seen couple of artworks with hand in the first plan i’ve started laughing man, this is some good shit 😂😂😂

[@benjamingutierrez704]

God I love these songs keep em coming 😅

[@Bael536]

I like this AI channel lol very creative

[@DavidSelf3]

That is pure gold!

[@Beriorn]

Huh, I don't remember this episode of Black Dynamite.

[@taurbaby]

Every morning I do my push ups in the yard to this[this comment has been screened and read for approval by the Smith County Dept of Corrections]

[@nobuyukinyuu]

This one put tears in my eyes😂

[@hurykanejw]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 great track