Super Mario hits my Dad (Compilation)

[@TraceyTonight]

Seeing that Zack and Cody moment live was unbelievably hype

[@pencilshavings1389]

Gablesmcgee i sang along lmao

[@Abigart69]

@@pencilshavings1389 that's pretty hot bro

[@tipsle1]

@@Abigart69 true

[@DriscolDevil]

Subtle brag.

[@MapleMilk]

The fact that Salty references the CGI DKC cartoon over 3 times in this stream scares me

[@copper803]

saltyDKdan

[@leoluster3027]

I love that show, and know the 'I'm nobody's hero' song by heart.

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

@@leoluster3027 Same here you picture of perfect If you know what I mean

[@mylifeisalreadycomplete]

@@copper803 jjjdjddjdjdj

[@Logo1770]

Actually Luigi can’t read, in Luigi’s mansion, Luigi finds Mario’s letter, which he needs the fortune telling ghost to read, which CANONICALLY proves that Luigi can’t read, and Mario can write, which you need to be able to understand what letters mean to write, and read

[@flarm3]

But what about luigi’s diary in the paper Mario series? Maybe there’s 2 different continuities where the only difference being the literate brother.

[@MarsMann6754]

maybe Luigi just can't read his brother's handwriting.

[@itsPlasma06]

@@flarm3 Paper Mario is literally a book inside of the Mario universe, remember Mario & Luigi Paper Jam?

[@flarm3]

ツPlasma damn I forgot about paper jam your right

[@aradiati0n]

late but you could say mario can read in the paper mario universe as he reads peaches emails in the thousand year door and he visibly reacts to some cant think of anything in the mainline series aside from the luigis mansion thing though

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Shoutouts to Saltyflips

[@AbdAbdAbdAbd]

shoutouts to simpledkdan

[@gungisgrand225]

Simpleout to Shoutflips

[@possibly_ben]

simpout to shoutleflips

[@Terumimi]

Outshouts to flimple sips

[@wolffy2419]

Salty this is the third time this week you’ve brought the Donkey Kong Country tv show to show and tell

[@nukelesnick2779]

I don’t see the problem with that.

[@galaxydoes8034]

Yo was that a refrence to Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, made by Paramount Pictures, the same people who just made Sanic Hegehug canon to Sonic lore?

[@TheRealRustyIsHere]

@@galaxydoes8034 I think so

[@ubermenschnuts81]

That's why he's call Saltydkdan

[@dillzee]

Aww, you actually paused the game, that's nice of ya

[@MarioIsSoFuckingCool]

ITS THE LAD

[@lavadrag0n662]

@@MarioIsSoFuckingCool HES HERE

[@Riteliso]

When did simpleflips get skinnier and less charming

[@unfunnymeat]

What are you talking about, there is no one more charming or handsome than him Edit: oh wait

[@n00bsstuff36]

@@unfunnymeat Congratulations, you played yourself.

[@neobro234]

Salty flips

[@GoAway3729]

And swears less

[@brownhound05]

Shoutout to simpleflips

[@ToyKnives]

So long, gay Bowser

[@Yety245]

SO LONG GAY BOWSER not that there is anything wrong with that

[@Yety245]

Why is BOWSER GAY

[@isaacrown5604]

@@nunziopuzo9210 "Bowser then proceeds to fuckin make out with Mario. The end."

[@Yety245]

xd

[@Mundane_InTheMembrane]

@Mouse Fitzgerald *she did the ground pound.*

[@JawnGG]

I don't care what you say, Hotel Mario is extremely canon.

[@chosin4k650]

ITS CANNON IF YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT THATS JUST A THEROY A GAME THEROY

[@WanderingRonin509]

"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY LUIGI ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST"

[@sonzillamariocraft]

" I HOPE SHE MADE LOTTSA *S P A G H E T T I .* "

[@Delta-ass]

@@ianriley4386 13 now

[@ianriley4386]

@@Delta-ass my god how did you find this god awful comment I wrote

[@thepikagamer]

Thank you for the pp break, really needed it!

[@BrasTak0]

holy shit it's him

[@flarm3]

The man, the myth, the legend

[@TesKal41]

ZA PP MAN

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

0_o

[@Yuki_5431]

No problem

[@theycallmethekuri]

this is SO EPIC, CAN WE HIT MY WIFE??!

[@Yety245]

Um yosh WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

[@Yety245]

Not that there is anything wrong with that

[@piranhasz427]

can we hit me

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@@piranhasz427 Okey.🤜

[@c4shguy224]

@@piranhasz427 👊👊👊👋👋👋✊✊💪💪

[@vuppet5684]

New super dad abuse U deluxe

[@MapleMilk]

New Super Step Dad Abuses U _Belt Edition_

[@jaysefgames1155]

New super dad abuse 2 deluxe with new funky mode

[@Buddy_Duck]

I was in bed watching this and that story really helped me with my sleepy hours. Thanks man.

[@Mystic-Aidan]

5:04 The best part about this is that Dr. Donkey Kong is now cannon in the Dr. Mario World app now. So that’s nice.

[@soren6343]

canon*

[@StafkiGTN]

@@soren6343 shut up

[@anangelicpancake7876]

@@soren6343wrong

[@cocoa2251]

​@@anangelicpancake7876canon is technically the right spelling in this scenario but who cares

[@anangelicpancake7876]

@@cocoa2251 wait really?

[@dillish9452]

This was really funny. You should post more stream highlights more often.

[@smolbee]

**my leg just popped so hard** I love your content btw

[@Pogbirb]

Relatable

[@decayingfairy3996]

proof Luigi is literate. He has a fucking diary in Super Paper Mario (i think its this one, its one of the paper mario games)

[@Langas_Konoe]

Its in the first one,and the second one, he writes a book series.

[@Anafyral666]

Mario is literate is Luigi's Mansion but Luigi is not

[@McBehrer]

@@Anafyral666 but Luigi reads the letter from Peach out loud in Paper Mario, so he DEFINITELY is literate. Therefore, either MARIO can't write, or has really shitty handwriting

[@cocoa2251]

the Paper Mario versions of Mario and Luigi are different than the normal versions of the characters, as proven by Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam

[@Fanwithnoimator]

@cocoa2251Miyamoto also says they’re the same characters, idk why people take what was obviously a rushed RPG crossover as canon when so much else would contradict that

[@TweetTweet17]

“Don’t forget to wash your foreskin” -Greatest Mario Quote

[@betenoire7491]

Shoutouts to simpleflips.

[@jordansorensen3906]

homestuck profile pic

[@theworldevolved4288]

I don't like that profile pic

[@tickaten]

Fellow homestuck i see

[@palladianaltruist8047]

homestuck profile pic

[@GhastlessGibus]

At 6:40 Salty sounds like a weird cross between depressed Elmo and Marge Simpson.

[@thehandheldgamer6589]

Shit your right

[@parappaexe2.073]

I didn’t even know that was a possible combination

[@starro54]

super mario makes my parents get a divorce

[@ioletsgo7539]

the sequel to Super Mario Makes Me Depressed

[@LiamLLP]

I haven’t seen dad for 3 years. He’s been spending his time streaming SM64 rom hacks in his basement on twitch. I’m sure he’ll come back one day.

[@MTH3h3l0l]

Remember YOLO Yeet On Lower Organisms

[@superlagbro192]

Remember YEET YOLO Everyone's Epic Tarts

[@trippypoo]

i read that very wrong

[@mini720]

McDonald's chicken nuggets

[@zephyrian1006]

Wendy's chicken nuggets

[@TheBMEGuy]

important comment

[@superlagbro192]

Chinkin ninget

[@slabofbeef8065]

Just caught a salty video where he tries to get a one up for three hours and falls asleep. Great entertainer he is

[@thatoneguy5918]

13:43 he literally is in a game “Mario teaches typing”

[@nunziopuzo9210]

Canonical game

[@StafkiGTN]

@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ Shush, virgin

[@StafkiGTN]

@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ alright, I take it back then.

[@StafkiGTN]

@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ I was gonna say "shut up virgin" then I realized who said "shush, virgin"

[@spyrelle3970]

DK's catchphrase should be "This is Donkey Kong Country" and then he deports the Kremlings.

[@glitch6165]

Watching salty is the only way to get a sweet life 💕💕

[@jessiwren2272]

I saw this comment and was like "when did I comment this". But it's just my long lost brother

[@StafkiGTN]

*Suite life

[@wowitsCyber]

"What if instead of taking a shot every time I die, I just bash my hand with a hammer?" Best moment from this stream.

[@jayschannel6820]

Wow, not since Chuggaaconroy have I heard such an amazing Toad impression.

[@helious5056]

Salty is like the ultimate hybrid of Joel, vinesauce and jerma

[@StafkiGTN]

He's more Vinny than Joel tbh

[@kaiju4914]

Mario's hat being funny is an OneyPlays reference

[@akkar8726]

I love how Salty stopped the stream just for the guy to finish his peepee. Absolute respect.

[@walnzell9328]

"If you die again, you have to order a furry suit." Couldn't you just... turn off the game?

[@lancer434]

Mario read peach’s letter, why else would he go to her castle randomly? He never did go there without an investigation

[@Ultragamer63]

10:50 Salty I'm reporting you to the authorities.

[@SlackerArtist]

Thank you Salty, very cool

[@Lunu_Ser]

“Can we hit one million dislikes” well you heard him

[@flameyboy4184]

Not anymore

[@kelvang93]

I came here to watch a compilation of mario beating someones dad and I was thoroughly disappointed. Though I enjoyed the suite life of zack and cody references.

[@LaCazaLP]

2:03 when you turn in to JonTron.

[@joshuatavares326]

So did we ever get the answer to if Mario can canonically read?

[@McBehrer]

he reads a letter from Peach at the beginning of Paper Mario: TTYD

[@lavenzavantas]

@@McBehrer akschually Paper Mario and Mario are separate characters

[@Door227]

Apparently Mario wrote a letter to Luigi in Luigi’s mansion which means he can write which also probably can read

[@friendswithaguy]

15:16 is now my favorite thing Salty has said

[@burgerlord7530]

Every Saltydkdan Stream is Personalized

[@bravegallade]

you want stream? salty show you stream

[@junothelazywolf6346]

No one: Not even lUiGi: Mario: *DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR FORESKIN*

[@faultyvideos2215]

It’s canon that Luigi can write since he writes letters to Mario in Super Mario Galaxy, therefore Luigi can read since his letters have no spelling errors, therefore that’s something Luigi has over Mario

[@leothemememan3464]

1:31 to 2:03 green demon challenge but the roles are reversed

[@LeonineGoner]

10:53 The word sand is thought to have originated from an Old English word, which itself originated from the old Dutch word sant, which became zand (meaning, you guessed it, sand) The word then came to mean something that was finer than gravel, but coarser than dust. The English word 'sand' comes from Old Dutch/proto-German 'zand', which has nothing to do with either sea OR land, but referred originally to unstable ground, as near rivers.

[@Nickbotmax]

You sound like a younger and more American Vargskelethor.

[@BoochiDoochi]

Salty watches in horror as mario furiously beats his dad mario looks at salty and says yahoo

[@helenwrong6363]

I didn’t know that this was salty so I thought i found a new favorite white boy to deprive myself of sleep to

[@killerqueen5633]

If mario can't read, HOW DID MARIO KNOW TO COME TO THE CASTLE

[@jfcinc]

Sweet life of Yoshi and Tax evasion

[@slickjacob18]

Mario isnt illiterate because he has to be able to read the letters princess peach sends him because if he wasn't able to he would know to come over for cake.

[@mephistofeles4798]

Cranky Kong is cranky, Funky Kong is funky, and Lanky Kong is Lanky. Did you tell Dixie? Yeah! Well what'd she say? Something about driving the Feds out of Chickamauga *Dixie Plays*

[@010_mrkrs]

Salty’s toad impression sounds like Elmo and marge had a child

[@raddudecooltude3886]

I watch the best speed runners.

[@taquito895]

watching in 2020, and when mario asked what luigi can do, there's an ad that says the debate is on

[@WalrusStu]

4:40 *The prophecy.*

[@wahoodotwav]

Chinken Ninget is my favorite Nintendo character i remember when they slapped Forsh Folyet into oblivion for being an evil squished fish patty on a bun

[@Can0pener]

when salty did his toad impression my lifespan shortened by 56 years

[@bypass826]

Poggers

[@keglodude]

Roy’s Our Boy, Roy Is Also A Big Boy.

[@theguystealingyourinternet3712]

Candy Kong tried to warn us

[@nessdbest8708]

Except there is no benefit to this one

[@sonicgamer999-]

I did not expect a fucking saltydkdan video to trigger my internet ptsd and no I am not saying what part did so.

[@neetwithajob]

*ah.* *eel. Eel. Eel! slithery böy.*

[@plat4234]

Zack and Cody would be the trickster gods who would help you pull off a glitch.

[@linknowhereman]

Chat: Mario's hat is funny Me: no it's not, it doesn't even talk

[@eileenmonserrategarcia244]

Link 101 MARIO odyssey: am I a joke to you

[@rakokatakantu]

That suite life thing brought back too many early childhood memories

[@SpaceNG]

All the vaccination DK jokes have a new meaning now

[@afro025]

4:44 god this hits differently in 2021... 18:34 oh my fucking god 😆

[@webeewaboo]

14:38 Mario can read the letter in the beginning of Super Mario 64, since he wouldn't know to go to Princess Peach's castle if he couldn't read.

[@mycelius7312]

He read a letter on Mario party’s introduction

[@metaridleyakathecunninggod1006]

You're like a mixture between Vinesauce and Simpleflips. I don't know if that's a compliment.

[@daisycinnimon]

i feel like salty was slowly going insane throughout the stream

[@axenledgie1423]

He's really channeling his inner Vargskelethor here

[@ThatNoobKing]

10:08 this is all the proof I need to tell that Salty isn't a furry He's a brony

[@serialartistry]

salty's argument for mario being illiterate is the same argument that the united states used to declare war against iraq. let that sink in. it's cold outside. let the sink in. just for a while

[@sennyside]

Proof that Mario can read: He reads Peach's letter at the beginning of Mario 64

[@birdflox1337]

No, the PLAYER reads Peach's letter. There's no way of knowing whether or not Mario understood any of that.

[@sennyside]

@@birdflox1337 Yes there is, as Mario follows the instructions in the letter

[@birdflox1337]

@@sennyside you could say the player's just controlling him

[@Mcporkroast]

15:10 "AHHH I'M DYING I NEED A MEDIC BAG" - Saltydkdan

[@brandyadams8586]

Dr. Kong will be canon soon

[@fluffcake]

Zack and Cody really is the Illuminati

[@wateroflife33]

5:19 how dare you compare me to salty dk Daniel

[@angelus3108]

Luigi can read and has to read letters to Mario because Mario can't read. Evidence is paper mario and paper mario thousand year door. It's literally the first scene. Take that hotel mario

[@mighty4024]

Still can't believe a snow golem grabbed Mario's arm and just threw him off the cliff Thanos style

[@Elli-gl7gu]

"Salty, have you seen my feet?"

[@glitchedred3809]

I don't know know why "you were a turtle" killed me

[@supersonicpacing7365]

Play this entire thing at my funeral

[@luckyworm_9453]

Saltydkdan, the next Toad voice actor for the Mario Series.

[@jimbo_guy]

Nobody: Saltydkdan:MY FURSONA IS EGGMAN!

[@Mushboom37]

"mario can't read" super mario galaxy super mario galaxy 2 super mario 3d land super mario 3d world ect...

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

I mean... Is he not just reading pictures tho

[@Joshi_ForReal]

13:48 But.... Mario 64 opens by peach sending mario a letter which mario understands and goes to the castle?

[@dominiquesantander469]

*the player

[@Bri-TDG]

SALTY! THERES A NEW EPISODE OF TALES OF THE BLUE

[@nap10001]

Salty said get vaccinated pog

[@patty6386]

Man, Vinny really hasn't been the same since 2018

[@Hells_Sock]

3:41 "If i can manage to not fuck this up. just gonna do this, and badabi-... FU-"

[@ShiningTaiga]

🎶I'd shower you with coconut cream pies🎶

[@Nyomioo]

god salty gives me such vinesauce vibes and i love it and him im glad im not the only one thinking that

[@KylerRamos]

Super Mario jumped on my dad obliterating him immediately. He then proceeded to clip into the master bedroom.

[@raditudinal641]

0:16 looks like one of those old sm64 reaction videos from way back when.

[@GoAway3729]

Lakitu reads the stuff and translates toads

[@aron1089]

I love the way Mario just fucking sinks in quicksand