Super Satisfying Mushroom ASMR: Tapping and Crunchy Harvesting

Happy Fungus Friday, here’s a super satisfying compilation of tapping and picking mushrooms. This is intended as a relaxing ASMR-type video of mushroom picking.
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I tap the mushrooms for many reasons. First and foremost is that I like the sounds they make, each mushroom has a particular tone that corresponds to the specific species and maturity of the fruiting body. It is also effective for knocking off bugs and dirt before picking and helps to spread the spores (especially important if I am harvesting the mushroom to take home and eat).
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This video features both edible and non-edible species. For the edible mushrooms, I take them home and cook them as food (see my UToob for recipes). For the non-edible mushrooms, I leave them in place to continue spreading their spores.
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Here I am picking mycorrhizal mushrooms directly from the ground. In a comprehensive 30 year study (“Mushroom picking does not impair future harvests” Egli, et al., 2006), it was demonstrated that there was no statistical or significant difference between cutting mushrooms with a knife vs. picking like I do here in the video. For context, I do specifically cut some mushrooms when harvesting (like morels and polypores), but for most mushrooms it just doesn’t matter. I do trim the bottom of the stem back onto the forest floor before placing the mushroom into basket. I also do my absolute best to leave the forest floor undisturbed and pick up trash whenever I see it. Sustainable and ethical harvesting are very important to me. I usually leave ~1/3 of the edible mushrooms I find to continue dispersing their spores and ensuring healthy mycelium for future harvests. I am all for having a respectful discourse about sustainability but if you are rude to me in the comments I will ask you to read this caption; if you continue to be rude to me, you will no longer be able to access my content. Hope y’all find this entertaining, fun, and soothing in the same way I do. MushLove 🍄❤️
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[@MATCHAluvsYo]

Bro kidnapped like 12 mushrooms and slept perfectly without being caught

[@Julio_mc6]

LOL

[@Alexandriaxxanime]

💀

[@csengevarga4397]

Its not 12 its 20

[@zakk_slebeww]

Ytdrfg

[@Ocean_Man_]

Well techinically he just stole their pp's

[@Echiuday]

For those who don't know why they clap the mushrooms they do it to distribute the mushroom spores which helps more mushrooms grow.

[@ThePrettyeyes341]

Thanks

[@heatherb2762]

I was wondering that! Thank you.

[@aveo_rl7475]

I mean most of the poeple just do it to check how fresh the mushroom is.

[@Echiuday]

@@aveo_rl7475 This is my opinion because I saw a video about patting the mushroom head so if what I said is not true, thank you very much for your opinion on my comment ❤️

[@eliramirez2281]

Eli❤o

[@Fawaffles]

Imagine just being a mushroom chilling on the forest floor, then some guys just starts aggressively petting your head and then ripped you right out of your home

[@Lunix_Hardcore]

It's not the head, it's the reproductive organ

[@OMORIWhitespace]

Omori pfp spotted

[@YourEverydayIdiot]

@@Lunix_HardcoreEven worse

[@Tyranid_Hive_Mind]

​@@Lunix_Hardcore castration then?

[@defqontuna]

God, be chilling and someone taps your head as you're sleeping then yanks you up!

[@ShyGuy_13]

This gives me the happy chemical.

[@StickyStickman423]

WE MAKING IT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE

[@ramdomuser23]

Yes the first one is poison and you could die if you eat it

[@jellymonicogitamondoc735]

wait are you finding smurt cat

[@StickyStickman423]

@@jellymonicogitamondoc735 what

[@clarketitan5489]

@@jellymonicogitamondoc735 its picking mushrooms not smurf cat finding

[@chandramouli4766]

You are harvesting poisonous mushrooms

[@cpr9634]

People who found Smurf Cat 💀 👇

[@The-Foundtation-Of-Hungary]

Not funny, didnt laugh. Smurf cat is a dead meme Jesus fuck I said one thing and now there are little timmies crying about how its "a gud memeh!!!1!!1!!1!1!"

[@Archiem53]

how are memes so unfunny these days.

[@Mr_beanler]

​@Retro_Tails77cg5: check again fucker

[@AileenBalanial]

Cat💀

[@1939dude]

​@@The-Foundtation-Of-Hungaryi like the meme but didnt laugh

[@wriotheslayLOL]

everybody gangsta until he pulls out a death cap-

[@Thecoolboys442]

I did not even notice-

[@LostCoastLiving]

Touching any mushroom will not harm you as long as you don't go stick in your fingers in your mouth LO. L

[@jessicapotts8257]

I think I also saw a Destroying Angel???!!?!?!?!?!?

[@LostCoastLiving]

@jessicapotts8257 its possible.

[@mikethomas6051]

I think it was a tawny grisette, very young, orange hue on cap, not sure he would go around tapping death caps, also no skirt or skirt marks

[@ringlam9640]

deaf people: 🤯 blind people: 💀

[@peppermint9947]

No? You need to have schizophrenic powers to be that dirty minded bc it makes no sense

[@Teras_WCUE]

Didn't have to turn the tables like that but ok😭

[@Cosmogus_]

Normal people: 🫄

[@blnc_xmximf3264]

why did blind ppl watch KZbin?

[@bigbensworld2020]

@@blnc_xmximf3264 r/woooooooosh

[@Morgan920]

2022: those are good mushrooms 2023:smurf cat Edit: mom I'm famou

[@2fortune]

i know right the generation is so fucked.

[@matheomarcelinolourenco4397]

I hate smurf cat🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@thepopcornofthehouse]

​@@matheomarcelinolourenco4397you are a true gigachad

[@mreggabigfanofeggs1076]

@@matheomarcelinolourenco4397me too

[@diyasima9798]

Waht is smurf cat

[@Saeyovi]

"what do you do for a living?" "filming my hand smacking mushroom"

[@itstheluciagalaxy78]

Breaking news, someone has been kidnapping mushrooms who were playing in the forest, a family of one of the victims says : I MISS MY CHILD, HE WAS 1 MONTH OLD edit : 50 likes no way 🤑

[@I-am-invisible]

Police have started a manhunt for the criminal. Officers have been placed all throughout the forest, mostly goodlooking ones. These will either prevent the kidnappings, or bait the man to take them instead. Stay inside, safe, and check up on your family once in a while.

[@Black-Cat-Asher]

Underrated comment section story

[@Dragoz0]

@@Black-Cat-Asher fr

[@itstheluciagalaxy78]

didn’t know

[@ijustlikecheese8894]

no zombie can ever reach his house at night 💯💯

[@danajones3818]

The red mushroom 🍄 was so cute!!

[@user-ti4tp8gd2i]

BUT THE RED MUSHROOM IS POISONOUS

[@user-ti4tp8gd2i]

I think …

[@enyaosam3972]

I know is cute but is poison

[@Star_Gazzz]

It's called a fly agaric

[@Billcipcher]

It’s the inspiration behind toad I think

[@Blizzard68]

2010: Shrooms from pvz 💀 2023:Smurf Cat

[@Hi_lo001]

Это шайлушай, а не кот смурф

[@lukecountryball6934]

🍄:Ow! Stop hitting​ me 🧔🤜🍄:WHAT ARE YOU DOING​ AAAAAAA

[@estefaniaandino6594]

Nooo😮😮😮😮😅

[@1Nguoi3]

He is just spreading the mushroom sprouts so that more mushrooms can grow

[@applesocks_]

pretty sure he’s checking for spores to make sure it’s safe

[@user-ri1io1pv3i]

At first he was playing with the mushroom’s 😨…

[@Faleth]

**bonk, bonk, bonk** **YOINK**

[@INSIDE_JOKE143]

time to wash our hands before we die and get reincarnated as garden gnomes

[@FascinatedByFungi]

What makes you think touching mushrooms is hazardous?

[@INSIDE_JOKE143]

@@FascinatedByFungi some of them are deathly poisonous

[@calmigames585]

@@INSIDE_JOKE143 yeah but if something is poisonous doesn't mean you touch it and you get poisoned, maybe some of them

[@INSIDE_JOKE143]

@@calmigames585 sometimes ppl forget to wash hands before eating yk

[@Loonasw]

I'm sure that he knows what mushrooms to pick.... OFC u don't pick poisonous ones💀unless you're stupid 🫠 And those mushrooms aren't so poisonous, trust me ik, because I love to collect mushrooms😂 Edit: I didn't mean no harm 😅

[@Emppu_T.]

it's impossible to pick up shrooms without giving them a headpat.

[@Toadie5]

It a another of one my fandom

[@LilChtimmy]

The pat is for checking if theres nothing underneath

[@karinabarreto8466]

😅😅😊

[@julian-eq7kw]

The headpat is to make the shroom leave his spores so it can reproduce

[@felipemaximohuentemilgonza1534]

​@@julian-eq7kwas it prevents from disappear by hand the fungi

[@Gween_artistVR]

That first mushroom was perfect

[@Frosty_Dominus]

Yeah you should try again eat it and see what happens 💀

[@emozionisurotaia4069]

​@@Frosty_Dominusyeah💀

[@Frosty_Dominus]

@@emozionisurotaia4069 yes the best thing you could do 👍

[@emozionisurotaia4069]

@@Frosty_Dominus yeah, surely lol

[@FRIENDLYFISHYY]

And poisonous!

[@SuperDrUnicorn]

How nice of you to wake them up before kidnapping them😂❤

[@jgeery08]

Guy: slaps mushroom aggressively Mushroom: get ur crusty hand off of me!!!

[@trazhzh]

as someone who loves mushrooms and asmr, i am very happy.

[@adrianoschafaschek1900]

Yes

[@meechmuncher1302]

Mushroom propaganda for the secret mycelium government

[@Pppo421]

Everybody who saw that he broke the mushroom 👇

[@Torito_oficial]

He is touching the fungus because it releases the spores and in the future more fungi can grow. Si ablas español lo hize por el traductor espero que este bien echo XD

[@B0uncysl]

No shi Sherlock

[@teodomiratapia9453]

😅 no puede encontrarse al gato

[@sCrEeCh_]

I saw it. Not liking tho.

[@ElenaSihombing]

The red mushroom is POISONOUS 🍄!!!!!

[@Sophieluvs]

Those are fly agarics...

[@TRAFFIC_CONE777]

Even though some of them were poisonous, they still were so cute!!

[@user-xy9de3xv2p]

Veneno

[@anaburca917]

🤐☺️😚🙃

[@thambu77]

Bro she needs to wash her hands too

[@necroot8737]

Amanita muscaria is kind of eatable

[@Scrubblydobblydioses]

Human: let’s kill some mushrooms Toad: FOR THE FUCKING 7000 TIME STOP BREAKING MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

[@user-eq2se7xz4p]

Smurf cat:*sleeping* Boy/girl:*tapping on the Smurf cats head* Smurf cat:yo what the heck is that?!👺 Boy/girl:*pulls Smurf cats head* Smurf cat:BRO STO- Boy/girl:😨 Smurf cat:😳

[@Chicken-.-717]

The girl or boy gave Smurf cat free headless

[@Yisusyisusyisus]

​@@Chicken-.-717oh my god smurf cat haves headless!!!1!1!1!11!1!!

[@Chicken-.-717]

Yeah

[@kaleastudiosofficial]

They’re just mushrooms not Smurf cat

[@samiradaif4991]

bro is destroying the Smurf houses💀☠

[@ThePrettyeyes341]

😂😂😂

[@johioo_25]

I’m sure that the second mushroom have a great personality

[@budu-e4r]

I'm sure that the first mushroom is poisinous

[@johioo_25]

@@budu-e4rI would eat it 😋

[@Tablesss]

Honestly mushrooms scare me. The deadly ones look good but the safe ones look radioactive 😭

[@naeb5547]

It would’ve been mad funny if he had tapped the Mario theme song on the fly agaric lol

[@user-od4ng5yd6m]

😂😂😂😂

[@danielrozmus4791]

Or plants vs zombies : for you who dont know what plants vs zombies is its a game made in 2007 its a tower defense game It haves it own minigames and music

[@Godsglory777]

👍 agreed

[@danielrozmus4791]

@@Godsglory777 do you argee with me or some one else

[@Godsglory777]

@danielrozmus4791 I was agreeing to the original comment above. I also thought it would have been funny if he had tapped the Mario them song on the Fly Agaric mushroom 🍄 it totally looks like toadstool. I don't think I have ever played Plants VS. Zombies. I got out of gaming way back.

[@JDB-618]

Doomshroom be explodin' 💀

[@AnchoredHawk127]

The first one Arguably the most iconic toadstool species, the fly agaric is a large white-gilled, white-spotted, usually red mushroom, and is one of the most recognizable and widely encountered in popular culture, including in video games-e.g., the extensive use of a recognizable Amanita muscaria in the Mario franchise and its Super Mushroom power-up-and televisionthe houses in The Smurfs franchise Despite its easily distinguishable features, Amanita muscaria is a fungus with several known variations, or subspecies. These subspecies are slightly different, some having yellow or white caps, but they are all usually called fly agarics, and they are most of the time recognizable by their notable white spots. Recent DNA fungi research, however, has shown that some of these variations are not the same species at all, such as the peach-colored fly agaric (Amanita persicina) for example, but the common name 'fly agaric' clings on. Although poisonous, death due to poisoning from A. muscaria ingestion is quite rare but its still very posinous. Parboiling twice with water draining weakens its toxicity and breaks down the mushroom's psychoactive substances; it is eaten in parts of Europe, Asia, and North America. All Amanita muscaria varieties, but in particular A. muscaria var. muscaria, are noted for their hallucinogenic properties, with the main psychoactive constituents being muscimol and its neurotoxic precursor ibotenic acid. A local variety of the mushroom was used as an intoxicant and entheogen by the indigenous peoples of Siberia.

[@severinemaruake-porutu3086]

Idkffkdloé😂😂🎉idkfuggk

[@marceloazuaparra3268]

No ooooooooo,yonoebjjizto

[@DothaDNA]

You surely do know a lot about mushrooms😮😮

[@Markmarki-nj7te]

in other words, you can eat it once in life

[@chaoticburrito6979]

@Nazi0961 man said advice and this dude came out and said this

[@loverofplay7276]

Запоминаем! Перед тем как вывести гриб из строя надо хорошенько дать ему в кабину, после чего вводим в накаут положив его в корзину)

[@gultendemir295]

Şirin babayi uyandirdı😂😂😂

[@skylarsvlog4018]

Other people out picking mushrooms and seeing nature: Me staying home and playing undertale for the third time that day:

[@user-ce9bj3bw4x]

Mushrooms: knock on your head 👺✊

[@krus7.]

This is literally what magic mushrooms do.

[@DerpOKat21]

Guy: "Who's a good mushroom, you're a good mushroom!" Mushroom: "🍄"

[@reiniersanagustin5501]

The end was so cute 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🏞️

[@averymccullough1346]

I imagined it being the mario song.

[@user-gn3xc6sw1d]

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

[@sailor_galaxia]

Fui diagnosticada y me

[@Chuuya_the_Chihuahua]

I cannot stress how happy this makes me.

[@doliybradley3000]

I bet bro has a collection of mushrooms at home. Other people be like: what the f@ck are you doing with that mushroom 🍄

[@corinnahuettner]

He picked one mushroom, where I know, it's toxic and an other mushroom, where I know, you should not eat it, because it is not eatable. I am someone, who has not a big knowledge about mushrooms. But I watched videos from a German KZbinr, who has a big knowledge about mushroom.

[@hunterstreet6869]

Him: *Clapclapclapclapclapclap* , ok, NOW COME HERE Mushrooms: AHHHHHHH-

[@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840]

Bro had the balls of obsidian to touch and grabs some of the most poisonous mushrooms out of them💀 Press F to pay respect to his Hand😔

[@Djfelizarta2175]

Bro is invadeing the smurf cats home💀

[@FeatherTheGriffin]

Excuse me. Smurf cat trend died in tiktok

[@Yisusyisusyisus]

​@@FeatherTheGriffinthen why you are here?

[@FeatherTheGriffin]

@@Yisusyisusyisus because I don’t use TikTok anymore

[@User911-q5]

U Said slugcats???

[@lopetatuionetoa4848]

If one was Smurf cat

[@leangloy8]

mushroom: hey what you doing 👨‍🦰🤛🤛🤛🤛 mushroom: hey what STOoOoOooP

[@BleeJSteam]

1988: we have flying car in future! 2023: Smurf Cat))

[@luffygod500]

Y un sabio biologo dijo una vez: "No agarren hongos a lo pendejo"

[@samuelgarzon646]

Fans de the last of us:😎

[@andreszuniga7562]

Xd

[@Freddyfazber836]

XD

[@enragedsphere]

the mushroom tapping was to check for spores, if you were wondering

[@LostCoastLiving]

What do you mean check for spores? More than likely, it's a form of distribution of the spores. Also, it's just totally satisfying to do 😅

[@justifiable6474]

"How do you want it How does it feel" The beat on the mushroom

[@ryanstreb8558]

Is he gonna get a fungus from all the mushrooms😂

[@extremlylongnamethatyouwon1358]

Probably collecting it

[@shiwanthahansa3942]

The mushroom hey, stop patting my head rips it out 💀💀

[@Theultralightttt]

He picked..Fly Agaric..

[@elgatoarabe61]

The toxic and danger mushroom: i want too baby🗿🍷

[@Youtubsucks5]

trying to give the Beatles a headache?

[@ComedyinHD]

Why you gotta beat up on that poor little velosa??

[@FascinatedByFungi]

That’s a Coccora not a velosa

[@MisaTheDog]

which one was the coccora

[@bluefantasy929]

Are they safe to harvest?

[@FascinatedByFungi]

Yes

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

*on the condition that you know how to identify what exactly you are harvesting. This video is not a guide.

[@maskedminecrafter96]

Most of the mushrooms are not safeto eat though

[@Coolboy69epic]

Blud survived tapping a doom shroom💀

[@TheShadowInYourCloset]

Nr.1 rule when you are collecting mussrooms:Allways slap the cap.😂

[@ophshards4822]

Mushrooms' urban legend "The tap tap killer" Once the tapping begins... It's already too late... Nobody knows where his victims end up. (In his stomach probably.)

[@GarcellaEditsYT]

Deaf people:😊 Blind people: ayo wth🤨📸

[@LM2098-c7x]

What is your job? Him: mushroom asmr

[@ThatPerson69]

Crazy dave restocking mushroom for the night 🗿

[@princesssteph647]

Fatality facinated by fungi wins flawless victory 😂😂😂

[@Micchi_0npaws]

Now we know who started the last of us 💀 *the mushrooms seek revenge 😈*

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

Me: sees VERY dark looking shroom. My brain: HIT THE DIRT, DOOM-SHROOM'S ABOUT TO BLOW!!!

[@venuscaralde7596]

Red Mushroom:mmcnzhshsgdhhzhzhdhdhshshzbbjjsns Man: **YEET** Red Mushroom: PISS OF I QUIT BIG GUY

[@vanguardangel6912]

I’ve started tapping mushrooms whenever I see them now 😂

[@yo_ashley1265]

Everyone gangsta until u eat one

[@Just_cheryl-15]

Mushrooms:DONT KIDNAPPED ME!!!!!! 😢

[@TheThingRed]

The first mushroom is SO perfectly 🍄

[@HelenaCreates]

Why is the lil tappy tap so cuteee

[@Irene-ji8gh]

Mushrooms are so cool. 🍄

[@drspalding31]

If you ever feel useless you are your watching someone tap a mushroom and actually supporting it

[@mikethomas6051]

Someone had a good trip on the first mushroom lol

[@1-Kagamine-Len-1]

AAA AMANITA MUSCARIA IN THE BEGINNING ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Iheartmm2_forever]

Smurf cat: WE LIVE WE LOVE WE HATE THIS GUY DESTROYING MUSHROOMS! ATTACK SMURFS!

[@OffBrandFun]

This man is going to be the reason the last of us happens

[@Montserrat-dy1py]

Hitting mush rooms=Mario song 😂

[@MEOW-d1c]

Mushrooms: ow, bro why did you hit me? VIGUVGJHJHGVGAASDRF

[@user-mc5zr4kq5f]

Bro kidnapped the whole family of smurfs 😂

[@Rip_Krazy-kr8zm1456]

Mom: what you cook for dinner ?? Him: i cook forest mushroom pasta.

[@betsymani2734]

For people who recognized the first one but didn’t know what it was: the first mushroom in this video is called a red amanita. They are highly poisonous even though being so much recognized in pop culture. It is what the mario 1 up mushroom is, it’s what the mushroom emoji is 🍄, it’s seen in animated shows a lot like fairy tales, its depicted on many pins, and its what all you preppy girls wear on your sweatshirts or whatever you say you are. There ya go. I went through a goofy phase in like 3rd grade where i filled up a whole table with post it notes with the names of mushrooms on it i copied from a book.

[@FascinatedByFungi]

The mushroom is called the fly agaric or Amanita muscaria. You can learn more about it here: kzbin.info/aero/PLhnS_yEZ0YGQqRr982YlnwX6Oj6bhO7zv&si=IODN2KgJzBZwJBUT

[@arimanuquinteros7008]

I love how you chose most of those to be deadly mushrooms

[@Umloucodacabeca]

WE LIVING WE LOVING WE LYING WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@rayniusavero4742]

Mushrooms is so cute 🥰

[@TheSilliestGooberEver1]

Minecraft sound effects unlocked for the next mushroom update:

[@yogogoyogirlyogogoyo]

can you imagine being slapped awake and then yanked out of your bed?

[@Kwazii_cat144]

Its all shits and giggles until one sounds like a squirrel and then you hear a howl

[@Paradoxspiner]

The first one and the last one looked cool

[@Drake146-14A]

Bro kidnapped 13 mushrooms like nothing💀

[@emanuelfirmapaz6097]

get mushrooms from minecraft be like:

[@denawagner360]

I love the baby aminita pantheria at the end. So cute.

[@Dylan.Random.Besties1]

its giving LET ME STRAIGHT TO THE ✨FAERIE SORIÉE✨

[@HisMajesty99]

No way he found a Mario mushroom 🍄

[@its_india-k7f]

smurf cat: WHERES MY ALL MuSrOoM??

[@user-sb8pe8rk3y]

Bro tapped on the pvz doomshroom without exploding and kidnaps it

[@Yesbecauseisaidso]

I really love mushrooms!they are so weird looking and but the first one isnt

[@primeoptimusgaming-t7d]

Pov: your trying to wake up your mushrooms but you dont have coffee bean