Super Smash Bros. Direct 8.8.2018 - Easy Allies Reactions

Big new character reveals, stages, modes, music, and so much more as Kyle and Brandon get up early to see what's next in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
23:40 - Direct Starts
Support us through Patreon: / easyallies
Schedule: easyallies.com/
Merchandise: www.fangamer.c...
shop.spreadshir...
Live streams - / easyallies
Stream archives - / easyalliesplays
/ easyallies
/ easyallies

[@RogersBase]

Pure joy! I always love seeing the Allies' reactions to Smash related reveals!

[@lebeunt4755]

Yoooo Roger ! Didn't know you were a fellow Ally. Nice (: You guys should consider doing a collab some time, preferably Smash related >:)

[@zacharycorona2002]

Same!

[@kyril98741]

RogersBase enjoy watching your reaction too.

[@shadowoftheninja5723]

Love your reaction as well dude!

[@TheTNTerminator]

We need a Easy Allies and Roger crossover.

[@pick_jeremy]

That K. Rool fake-out/reveal was spectacularly executed. So glad he’s finally playable 🐊

[@Ayoul]

All their CG trailers are amazing.

[@eleeschalow]

Dede was trolling the fans, he was laughing cause people were looking for him for so long and the reaction people and DK had when it wasn't must have been a planned troll moment. Beautiful.

[@akaimizu1]

Brett Bates True. I’m truly considering giving Sakurai a nickname after this. Sakurai could hereby also be known as “King T. Roll.”

[@fusionomni305]

Sakurai trolled us using one of his own characters. Figures.

[@flamefusion8963]

I hope they have a trailer that doesn't quite give away who it is. It would be even more surprising.

[@MountSec]

Snake: otacon, i found a strange gun... Otacon: a gun even you dont know snake? What is it? Snake: It looks like a banana...

[@King_Luigi]

_"Edible ammunition, huh? Times sure have changed."_

[@timmothythecuriouschangeli6345]

Time to take a final trip,...to flavor town.

[@tico9951]

A weapon to surpass metalgear

[@fury6688]

Tico Ligthart ! *METAL GEAR?!?*

[@alejandrofelixmorales176]

jajaja he has one in Peace walker xD

[@MysteriousMrL]

"She's a creep. I like the way she moves." Proof that Kyle is constantly coming up with song lyrics. Just in case.

[@ValkeersYT]

This game is turning out not only to be the ultimate Smash game. It also feels like the ultimate celebration of anything Nintendo is and the Art they put out there. I'm so looking forward to this T.T

[@JayAyers]

ValkeersYT So much heart and value in this game. A MUST have!!!

[@robardian3697]

I also see a life and death theme Sakurai is putting into it. I'm not surprised. Losing Iwata hurt everyone.

[@SK-gn5ur]

Though it’s not melee

[@jignjorf9076]

It's not just Nintendo, it's video games in general. There are just *SO MANY* franchises and IPs represented in this one game, whether they be playable, assists, collectible trophies, or even just songs in the soundtrack. It's absolutely bonkers.

[@meganlinart948]

That Luigi part was completely gold!!

[@quagthias]

26:31 Look, I know many of us were joking about how mortifying it was to see Ridley spinning Mario's hat on his finger, but Luigi's white-eyed, lifeless body is infinitely more shocking. This is Simba-hanging-himself-in-bootleg-Lion-King-videogame levels of shock.

[@keaton3258]

quagthias I think ridley ripping a hole through megaman then crushing mario was more shocking

[@insaner2play]

Thank you for posting this and not showing spoilers. I completely forgot today was the Direct and missed it. And I rather watch it here first for that extra excitement.

[@clockstomper]

Sakurai has got a lot of aggression, violently killing the characters must be a coping mechanism after working on Smash so long. Really feels like this is a greatest hits, his way of saying goodbye to the series.

[@robardian3697]

clockstomper and the loss of Iwata. There's definitely a life and death theme going on.

[@joebyeden6003]

What if like Samurai be the last boss of the game? 😍

[@joebyeden6003]

I mean Sakurai. 😂

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

俊偉柯 Giga Dedede?

[@oyeh8908]

Robert Rolfe And the new Final Destination stage seems to take a trip through heaven and hell.

[@GoGojiraGo]

"We've got some more holes to fill!" ~Easy Allies, 2018

[@quanticprophecy]

35:04 The pride of having so many stages 42:56 The Banana reaction 44:02 The new Pokemon 45:51 Kapp'n funniest part of direct 1:16:17 48:19 Second CG character reveal trailer reaction 48:51

[@Oswalius]

I loved everything about the production of this direct, and it felt really gratifying to hear that feeling properly explained in words, and then broken down and analyzed. A lot of the other reaction videos are all about the loud hype and the content itself, which is good too, but the very steady discussion of the direct from a meta/behind-the-scenes perspective was really refreshing.

[@Futurepointmusic]

Oswalius yes, I agree!

[@miller619619]

Starts at 23:40

[@victorzamora2620]

Mvp

[@AgentMcQueen]

*MVP*

[@HylianMigz]

ty

[@artasky6093]

mcde27 you are my hero

[@Heru_Iluvatar]

Thank you! Saved me from senseless rambling!

[@maxredfern4316]

The final ????? shadow at Dracula's castle is Kid Dracula. LOL

[@ShinKyuubi]

Yeah after I paused it I noticed, I didn't think any other CV fans noticed or remembered him besides me.

[@trevormcdermal]

I knew someone else caught it! I paused it, jokingly guessed Legion, then noticed the shoes and spikes. I raised my hands and paced the room, "No they didn't! That's gonna be nuts!" I love it.

[@ShinKyuubi]

trevormcdermal It's a pretty big surprise, tbh I thought even Konami forgot about him...lets see...two actual games, an appearance in a racing game and a few other Konami games including as an item in one of the Ganbare Goemon games for the SNES. There is a bit of debate though on whether or not Kid Dracula is a really super deformed kid Alucard or a new incarnation of Dracula 10,000 years from the future since CV Judgment brought in the Time Reaper and Galamoth still being alive in that time and trying to take over..given CV Judgment and Kid Dracula themselves are not canon to the CV story line as outlined by IGA I don't know.

[@trevormcdermal]

Not Wai Wai Racing right? Which racing game?

[@ShinKyuubi]

trevormcdermal I may have goofed and got him confused with his old man who I do remember being in the racing game since it's been so long since I actually seen the little guy but according to a wiki I found: he was in his own game series, an item was shaped like his head in Ganbare Goemon for SNES and Gameboy, he was in Wai Wai World in the games Wai Wai Poker, Bingo and Jockey, and he was playable in the SNES and PS/Saturn ports of Parodius.

[@Corran123]

That silhouette at 28:33 looks like Kid Dracula.

[@YaMamasAss]

Corran123 It is

[@Videogamer96_]

Sakurai thinking he's slick

[@havik9517]

I'm sorry, did Luigi just get murdered and have his soul harvested by DEATH?! And is now wandering in purgatory! Wow!

[@Crichi404]

Havik 951 His soul left his body and then his soul left his soul 😂

[@ShinKyuubi]

It looks like his soul was fixing to go back into his body when Camilla's mask showed up and scared his soul.

[@Graphomite]

Think back to the spooky Inkling reveal. Didn't it look like the characters were standing in some sort of purgatory abyss? Hmmm...?

[@RandomPerson-vn6sc]

Bring peter griffin to Super Smash bros I'm pretty sure Mario got strangled, wow!

[@MunchKING]

They're platformers. They've got a whole stack of extra lives. :D

[@PSpiceProof]

Oh my god, Alucard is Dracula backwards, I'm such an idiot...

[@brachmindunsparce6044]

I lived my entire life without this information.

[@gu3z185]

@Tim Alucard named himself Alucard, his real name is Adrian. He named himself Dracula backwards once he started fighting his dad, as a form of symbolism, like saying "i am the one who will kill dracula"

[@zeus28frenzy]

@Tim His real Name is Adrian Fareinheit Teppes

[@kingwhoisfire8455]

The gaps in the mural were not in the one shown at E3. Characters have also been moved around. I am thinking as more and more characters are added to the game, the mural will just get bigger as each character is added to it.

[@YaMamasAss]

king who is fire They definitely will, so no room for speculation for now.

[@TheTyranex]

That just tells me that I should a screenshot of that artwork till the end of the game

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

Once the game comes out and the full art/roster is revealed, we need a comparison video.

[@j_0anna]

yeah when you compare the new artwork after isabelle's announcement to the original e3 artwork, characters have been noticeably shuffled around.

[@RaveDX]

This game DESERVES our money...

[@Masappo]

This really seems to be the ultimate version, wow.

[@skywardshield5477]

Gabriele Mucci Seems to be? SEEMS?!😅

[@Masappo]

😂😂😂

[@chip48]

mmm..nah

[@SirMalorak]

And, get this, we will probably get even more announcements. If not for live characters, then for DLC stuff. This game is insanely packed with content. THIS is what AAA means!

[@lebeunt4755]

Sakurai is a blessing.

[@Aussie27Legend]

For real, that direct was better than their E3 show

[@Feelin_DanDy]

Truer words, never spoken.

[@reason9262]

This direct did a great job of filling in some gaps from e3.

[@JohannesCornely]

Why is noone talking about how great smash ultimate just looks. The art design is amazing!

[@Schmidteren]

28 hours of songs from all the classic series. holy fack!

[@finallyjeremy8217]

Kyle's laugh is infectious 😂😂

[@kruai453]

23:59 When Luigi's muffled scream plays, both Kyle and Brandon look off to the side to see where it came from :D

[@LandPirate62]

Years later I keep coming back to this. Pure joy indeed

[@Thomasfuh]

Sakurai is flexin! Damn! :O

[@otherbully]

Nintendo should make a legitimately scary 3D Luigi's Mansion game for the switch.

[@keaton3258]

linda jems that style doesnt work for luigi or nintendo really

[@tjlnintendo]

Ehh it doesn’t need to be scary, but as atmospheric like the 1st Luigi’s mansion

[@lukemoonwalker8444]

Next Level Games is onto it (hopefully)

[@quagthias]

24:15 needs to be a reaction gif "Comin into the store to pick up my copy of Smash Ultimate like..."

[@helmiboboy]

quagthias and following 15 seconds later,Reaper gonna steal my soul like I killed my social life in real world.

[@Gambit2483]

I would buy this game for 100 dollars and still feel like I got my money's worth

[@RamenSploosh]

Gambit2483 it'd still be worth it for $200 even, lol

[@GoldenSun5631]

This is probably the only game that would be actually worth that money, considering the sheer amount of stuff in it

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I'd pay $300. $400 if it had all of the former stages and future DLC included.

[@cobracommander192]

The music alone is worth over $150...and it even comes with it's own player and playlist maker. Oh! It comes with an entire game as well! lol

[@ln5321]

I love Brandon's genuine appreciation for the way the trailers themselves are structured. It wasn't called GameTrailers for no reason.

[@CollinsQuerJogar]

Is cool to see a reaction where the reactor doesn't scream at everything

[@The_RedVIII]

Luigi is dead guys lol.

[@Nyah420]

Smash trailers turned into a horror movie. By launch date, half the cast will be dead and then they'll reveal who's been behind having them killed and BAM! Adventure Mode is revealed!

[@bundersproductions2240]

Peach is probably next.

[@-kold]

Blake Pullin dont forget megaman ridley bodied both

[@16ktsgamma]

Mario Ridleyed Megaman Ridleyed Luigi Got his soul taken away by Death.

[@robardian3697]

Did nobody see him put his soul back?

[@TinnedWaffles]

If anyone from EZA is reading this (Blood maybe?) tell the guys this setup right now looks SLICK. The blue light on the wall in the centre, lots of nice gradients, the two hosts framed by the shadows at the edges of the background, the hosts in their own lights. I dunno if you guys have already used this setup or what, just letting you know this looks SAUCEY

[@MrFatLipx]

Nintendo has a real fetish for brutally murdering their lead characters. At this rate, Wario will be disembowled in the next reveal.

[@IRNStudios]

Ryan there were purple and yellow chairs behind sakurai...

[@sircadet9035]

@@IRNStudios that most likely shulk kid tbh

[@bobbyburchenal74]

If the next reveal is Incineroar, then Pikachu's going to the ER with third-degree burns next.

[@killernyancat8193]

@@bobbyburchenal74 Sooooooo...

[@spootot]

Shoutouts to Sakurai's voice-over

[@clementp.5187]

Oh WOW ! Check THAT out ! 😂

[@orangeapples]

“They can’t even do a graph without being cheeky.” If that is not a genuine reaction I have no idea what is. Just the way they did it was so perfectly stupid and they know it.

[@alexanderchilton911]

You guys were so jolly. Loved watching with you guys.

[@UltrosTako]

We need a 12 hour Allies Stream when this drops

[@waywardlaser]

49:23 those Jones moves

[@AndyTMonaghan]

When people groan about Nintendo getting into movies given the history of video game movies or even ties ins outside the rare few exceptions, if they did a feature that was nothing but the team that makes these reveal trailers but have a interconnected story, it’d be a comedy joy, Luigi Mansion could be the Disney/Nintendo version of Ghostbusters and nearly all these characters barely speak and yet are still so effective.

[@Rot_Soft]

Andrew Monaghan I don't care about nintendo making movies just not happy about them making a movie with Illumination studios as their films (Sing, Minions, the lorax etc.) are terrible.

[@paulmoore5392]

Ben Bridge To be fair, Illumination isn't Blue Sky studios

[@Rot_Soft]

Paul Moore Blue sky atleast made a few good movies (Ice age, robots and the new peanuts looks nice). Illumination consistently make cheap bad stuff. The first despicable me is the only one they have made that was even slightly good.

[@bryanlenning3436]

Kyle and Brandon doing anything is just pitch perfect

[@masterburgn]

For Sure i would pay over 100 dollar for this game. this game is sakurais legacy and a big celebration, not of the other genres out there, just for the SMASH-SERIES itself!

[@gnatnab9320]

These guys are pretty cool. I've found them because of the direct.

[@Dagumanz]

SSBU is worth the price and then some, so much Nostalgia and love is going into this game. Awesomeness babe, yeah! Alucard was in Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse (NES), Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (NGBA) and Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (NDS). Alucard was also in some Nintendo TV shows and Special Comerials.

[@TheTitanForge]

I love Jones's pure fanboying and Kyle's giddy laugh. XD EDIT: Thanks anon below me. I was way too sleep deprived yesterday watching full smash reactions of all my fav youtubers

[@MAXISORAWIGGLES]

TheTitanForge Huber????? You mean Kyle????

[@joeyzapata6786]

This will be one of the few games that I would be willing to pay $100 for. It looks that damn good.

[@r.f.switch5847]

And that was before Joker, Banjo, Terry, Sephiroth, and Sora got in....

[@bashful_michael]

Loved seeing your guys reactions! The direct was amazing and this game looks incredible.

[@MasterAlucardGV]

kyle was so entertained by luigi suffering

[@AhDeh]

Kyle: "We get to see Luigi's dead body there. It just brings you joy" Poor Luigi, Kyle is not a fan of him it seems :(

[@DiegoT]

The ultimate fighting game ever!

[@Crdavis1996]

Kyle’s giggling in the Luigi bit has me rolllling. The sleep deprivation.

[@Halo117Legend]

Hopefully Subspace Emissary or a form of it returns.

[@aliciafraser1835]

SOOOOOOOOOOO Hoping that's what the "Mystery" Mode is. I don't even care if Sakurai doesn't give us cutscenes this time, I JUST WANT THE ADVENTURE STUFF!

[@supersmashmaster43]

Yeah. Think about it, Rathalos is a boss, similar to raquaza and bosses from subspace, and that stage looks pretty similar to stages from subspace.

[@AIejandroide]

SuperSmashMaster43 that was not a stage, otherwise they would've tell us, this HAS to be a story mode boss fight.

[@supersmashmaster43]

Alejandroide yes I know, but it’s a stage regardless just not a stage you can fight on.

[@timmothythecuriouschangeli6345]

the pixelated icon looked like the Subspace icon to be honest, but if not something this big hiding could ether be a far more built up version of Smash Run, or a custom making stage that dwarfs the previous two in sheer creativity, and to be honest, i'm ok with ether of the three. Please just not let it be another Smash Tour.

[@stevenjones8575]

When you first faintly hear Luigi's scream in the distance to the right, Kyle and Jones both look to their right.

[@D3stinySm4sher]

Once again, Sakurai and his team bringing the GOODS with these reveals. So good. The info dumps! So good. Giving SO MANY fans ALL of these things they've been requesting for years, and doing it with style.

[@babyskywalker5]

42:55 "OH IT'S A FAKE BANANA!!" Gotta love Kyle And that music during the items section is fantastic

[@Constantine-316]

I approve this.

[@ShinKyuubi]

You got good taste..OG Symphony of the Night Alucard portrait is best Alucard portrait.

[@tico9951]

Your Just An assist trophy now

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Chrom is actually an Echo of Roy, but he does mimic Ike's up special. Wonder if other Echo Fighters will do stuff like that?

[@MunchKING]

I like that Krool's final Smash is "I don't care about the fight, lets go blow up DK Island." :p

[@gamabomb6340]

I'm glad to finally hear some post discussion about it! Most vids just react then end, but its really cool to hear both sides. One who wasn't a huge fan and another who follows it. Awesome video guys!!!

[@xavierwhitcraft1310]

It’s so weird going back nearly 2 years ago to these videos because now we have Min Min from Arms in smash

[@sacul6470]

Alucard was in Castlevania 3 before SOTN, also Dawn and Aria of Sorrow after.

[@Andareas]

kyle's face of joy at 34:23 filled me with joy. Good vibes all around.

[@googleit1131]

The smash games are always, ALWAYS packed to the brim with stuff. Not only that, but the smash games are almost always a much higher quality than most other games. The fact that Nintendo, or anyone, can make games like this over and over again is impressive. It’s one of the few games that are legit worth more than $60 just for the content and quality. Assuming this game has the same quality as Breath of the Wild, for example, I wouldn’t mind paying a lot for this. If they add a story mode to this, it’s easily worth the price of 2 games.

[@Reggie21]

Even in the Japanese stream, Sakurai tone was pretty cheeky, especially on the stage numbers and the music numbers lol

[@troy4682]

Seems they're still keeping Boss Baby and Jimmy Neutron a secret

[@yoshimasterleader]

I don't think those trailer cinematics are just trailers. Those are cutscenes.

[@lukemoonwalker8444]

I love that even with Jones' anticipation for Simon as a character he seemed more joyful during the King K. Rool reveal due to the remix

[@thomasstewart9752]

Once again, Nintendo is more true to 3rd party characters than the people who own them.

[@NikkiTheViolist]

They want tweets? Well, they definitely got that. King K Rool's reveal got put in a local newspaper, and that's basically the equivalent of a tweet.

[@Lonequacker]

THE KING IS HERE FOR THE THRONE also Kyle dying of laughter at Luigi getting fucking murdered was gold

[@JacienV]

10 months. Between the K. Rool trailer at the end and Banjo-Kazooie's trailer. My god. This video is what got me into EZA and eventually made me sub to the Patreon.

[@Nix-Man]

couple things I noticed with K. Rools' final smash: 1) Isn't that K. Rool's island from the 64 game? 2) The island from the 64 game looks like it was pull right out of the game, adding to the theme of 'If its a 64 era title, make it look the part.' 3) When D.K. Island blows up it goes all black and red (and blue). The whole island becomes silhouetted and the color scheme matches up with a hand full of D.K. levels with the same esthetic themes (Donkey Kong silhouetted on top of a high contrast background with only his signature red tie showing.) 4) It may be one of the most balls to the walls super move I've see in a game like this. 5) idk, I'm now on a hype train that I did even realize I bought a ticket for.

[@Paritan164]

Find you a guy who looks at you the way these two looked at that New Donk City Hall stage.

[@clerzerkerTOto7]

Alucard was in Castlevania III on NES

[@LancePuns]

To add on to the point of how the narrator doesn't try to sell you on anything - this is something they do really well. Nintendo, and Smash specifically, has a tendency to let their fans hype themselves up rather than try to over exaggerate it. It's something I really love because then it feels like I'll actually enjoy it because when they told us monotonely about it, I felt excited because of it itself, not how I was told about it.

[@traviscummings9178]

I definitely agree with Maximilian Dood's assessment of Smash. For context, it's during a stream highlight vid when he was comparing different fighting games to various foods. When he got to Smash, he compared it to an all you can eat buffet where they have a little bit of everything.

[@jp0123456100]

The spaces in the mural are added for this mural. in the original there was no space for those characters

[@ShinKyuubi]

OOOOH I figured out the ??? shadow on Dracula's Castle stage..IT'S KID DRACULA!! It's Alucard as a kid when he looked up to his dad, there were like two spin off games for Kid Dracula waaay back in the day and outside of a Konami racing game he hasn't been seen since.

[@Playerz714]

I hope they have some type of character that is never revealed until you play it like in Melee and you unlock it like mewtwo in melee. Can you imagine the hype of it

[@GG-zi2yo]

Playerz714 Sakurai said they are revealing all the characters designs and trailers before release date.

[@GlossArt]

would never work in 2018, it'd get leaked or just posted on social media by the first to find out

[@Feelin_DanDy]

'Cuse me while I pick up pieces of my brain everywhere.

[@Spicypuff]

That blurred section has to be the story mode. It has to. The custcenes are too good to just be throwaways and it seems to be telling some sort of story. Not only that but have you noticed that amount of villains in the game? Chances are they'll be bosses. Only 4 months left.

[@lucent7000]

Spicy Puffin that's what I got from the use of the CG, too. No way they're spending all that time on CG just to use it for hype and not be included in the game. Not thinking there will be a ton of CG, but I'm sure there's more.

[@diersteinjulien6773]

the characters reveal always had good CG, just look at the reveals for sm4sh, who weren't in the games. Though I agree, the blurred green part on the menu must be a solo mode or something like that, there's no way around it.

[@Rot_Soft]

Lucent This doesn't really make sense seeing as Smash 4 also did Hugh quality CG trailers and didn't have story. However I think the theme of the characters dying and the amount of villans does mean we will get a story.

[@lucent7000]

Ahh. Guess I didn't realize that. I didn't really keep up with Sm4sh because I was done with Wii U since Nintendo wasn't doing a very good job with the support. Could tell they were getting ready to give up on the system.

[@Spicypuff]

@@diersteinjulien6773 You got a point. Granted the trailers for sm4sh was more of a "here comes a new challenger vibe". These new cg cutscenes seem much more connected. Atleast to me.

[@redsorren9562]

"A dead body, you get to see Luigi's dead body on the floor right there. ... And it just fills you with joy"

[@agentorange8530]

Not a Smash fan but I'm getting it just for the music player

[@tico9951]

Agent Orange might aswell play it then

[@googlenumber832]

You don’t need to be a fan to love it, try out a character from a series that you liked the music of. Eventually you’ll be having a great time with friends or foes at home or online.

[@leelore]

I thoroughly enjoyed this reaction despite not being in the game. Great discussion and genuine joy from you guys. Also kudos for not being distracted by that RDR2 news.

[@TheDonmayo]

I love how the guy on the right laughs his ass off at Simon's reveal trailer xD

[@keir92]

kyle, beautifully summarising why custom characters suck

[@jamiebarnes6666]

Metroid prime 2 corruption? end me.

[@clementp.5187]

🤣 Yeah that triggered me too

[@MysteriousMrL]

Oh yeah, 2 was called Echoes. I didn't even think about that until this. And now Dark Samus is an Echo fighter. Sakurai planned all of this.

[@epzzz]

More Brandon + Kyle shows please! Love them together when Kyle isn't the podcast moderator.

[@ShonenStyle]

The giggles of a newborn or the laugh from Kyle during the death of Luigi, it's​ your pick folks...

[@clockstomper]

The Konami devs who are stuck scrubbing toilets at the health spas must be hoping now that this means Konami will let them work on games again.

[@really.not.important]

34 Castlevania tracks and they couldn't include "Wandering Ghosts"? I AM OFFENDED, GOOD SIRS!

[@andyenglish4303]

I swear the guy on the left, if you isolated his audio you'd think it was from a sex tape. XD

[@TD-zs2nc]

Theory with no way to back it up: censored mode is for emulating past smash titles. It's prolly won't happen but that would be awesome.

[@miendude]

I wanna see Brandon randomly get really good at Smash and go to Evo next year!

[@Halo117Legend]

Rip Luigi 1983-2018

[@JasonBetthauser]

I hope during the next Easy Allies Podcast someone says, "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Smash is now #1!"

[@gamescomfonseca]

This video made me hyped for Smash. (Because of your reactions and comments) Congrats, Allies!

[@sph3re]

"...I'm _horrified,_ Jones."