Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Classic Mode - Donkey Kong

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As always is interesting seeing how ya play and chuckling at your skits in the info.

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11:38 Godzilla VS Kong: Nintendo Edition

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""You sure that's a good idea?" Palutena asked. "Didn't you sort of kidnapped the mayor?" "That was Cranky Kong," Chris pointed out. "DK didn't have anything to do with that, except for the whole DK Jr. thing." Palutena groaned. "Let's not get into that confusing debacle in here." - CHRIS: It's not really confusing. *Holds out hand* Donkey Kong's grandfather was Cranky Kong who kidnapped Pauline in the early 80's who was eventually captured by Mario in that weird time he was actually kind of a villain so his son Donkey Kong Jr had to rescue him. And in turn Jr's son D.K who should probably be called Donkey Kong the third- BACKUP SINGERS: DONKEY KONG THE THIRDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHRIS: *Looks around confused before talking again* Eventually moved to the Jungle and became the hero of Kongo Isle and was the one invited to the Smash Tournament. PALUTENA: Okay well if Cranky Kong IS the original Donkey Kong how come he looks so much older if his games were only in the early 80's and the Donkey Kong country titles were in the 90's? CHRIS: Uh maybe those kind of monkeys have much shorter live spans then humans do. PALUTENA: Well then how come he's STILL around then 20 something years later? CHRIS: I think it has something to do with the Crystal Coconut- PALUTENA: And for that matter if the Kongs have accelerated aging *points over at Donkey Kong* should't old DK Thirdo also be pushing a walker and talking about kids having to get off his lawn? CHRIS: I think you gain eternal youth once you actually become a smasher so though others in their world age normally they remain looking the same age. PALUTENA: But Pauline isn't a smasher and was in her 20's in the early 80's so shouldn't she be pushing 60 by now? CHRIS: Uh... I'm sure there's a reason for that. Probably something involving you know where she's been for like 3 and a half decades. PALUTENA: Or like I said this whole thing is incredibly confusing. *holds out staff* We haven't even touched on the whole Diddy Kong relation or who D.K's mother is. CHRIS: Wasn't it Kanga Kong? PALUTENA: Eh that's just a joke Diana made in another super long commentary bit to a youtube video since that's the only writing she's been able to get done lately. ""You sure about that? I heard from Mario you randomly go crazy when things don't go your way. I'm worried about you tearing the mayor in two pieces if she fails to give you a slice of cake." DK gasped. "I'm offended! I'll never do something so gritty like that! " - PALUTENA: What if it was about her failing to give you a banana- DONKEY KONG: *In flaming outrage* I WILL LIGHT HER ON FIRE AND PUNCH HER FACE IN WITH MY FISTS! PALUTENA: Or more then likely do that double handed forward slap manuvear. *looks over at Chris* Again really relied on that one a lot man. CHRIS: Hey I got in a final smash and a ground pound and a... accidentally made them unable to recover win as well you know. ""It's not my fault that's an accident waiting to happen! I simply gave DK motivation to repeat history," Palutena scoffed. "Besides, what's the worst that could happen?" "...Besides the whole 'Local Mayor Abducted by Gorilla. Gorilla Swiftly Put Down by Authorities' headline on the city's newspaper? Pauline's a mayor there! People care for her more!" " - PALUTENA: You know how is Pauline the mayor anyway? I mean what exactly was her political background besides "ex girlfriend of construction worker who became famous icon throughout the world" exactly? And for that matter what does she even DO as mayor anyway? Throw concerts? I mean yeah "Jump Up Super Star"'s a song and everything but that's something you play on American Idol, not on the campgain trail for running an entire city. CHRIS: Huh usually you try just being a troll but seems like you're actually asking some more hard hitting questions. PALUTENA: Yeah I'm hoping this will finally motivate Di to get off her ass and make a story about it. CHRIS: Didn't you say she's super lazy and only makes youtube comments? PALUTENA: Well sooner or later that has to change right... right? Uh sure. But anyway good playthrough man. Guess the Mario one was a bit easier considering you had a death in here but still good on you for the win. -

[@AuraChannelerChris]

Hope you didn't miss the post-banter sections in some videos. Even the opening video has one. Ha ha.

[@crazychannel5712]

OH MY GOD THAT IS A LONG STORY IT MUST HAVE TOOK YOU FIVE YEARS TO FINISH THAT

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Battles 1:18 Donkey Kong Vs. Diddy Kong 1:49 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. King K. Rool 2:24 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Wario & Captain Falcon 3:19 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Ness & Lucas 4:49 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Inkling & Inkling 5:43 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Mario & Luigi 6:54 Bonus Game 8:10 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Master Hand & Crazy hand (1) 9:40 Donkey Kong & Diddy Kong Vs. Master Hand & Crazy Hand 11:38 Donkey Kong Vs. Bowser

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weird crazy hand first?