Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - MEDUSA'S LABYRITHNE

[@levishawback1218]

Man, this year's intros are just knocking it out of the park.

[@AbovetheAgAme]

This one looked more professional than usual...scary..

[@chasewilson3693]

wonder how much in exposure they paid him?

[@Lunar_Sovereign]

yeah but i still LOVE pat's face at the end of the shitstorm 2 one even after years.

[@sum0panduhhh118]

I really liked the intro from the first week of shitstorm. did 2 snacks do that one?

[@MajideMan]

Sum0 Panduhhh He did.

[@taumpytears]

Woolie must be on title duty.

[@meelans6126]

👍

[@NormalLee67]

His 20/20 vision double-checked to make sure it was spelled correctly.

[@johnmoya7654]

I gave you the 69th like be grateful

[@TheGrizzlo503]

title *doody

[@cubansupreme]

oh hey there Saitama, sorry that your anime got replaced in its usual timeslot on Toonami with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Animation. that's right, it's finally happening.

[@neralas]

Level Designer for Medusa's Labyrinth here! Nice to see people play and enjoy our game as well as the friendly comments and nerdy lore talk! Keep it up! (:

[@neralas]

Hehe, a lot of people has issues with that encounter. ;D They just have to be a little bit more... Careful.

[@metalmoshingmad777]

Neralas did you use unity engine to build/run this beautiful game.

[@stryflyer]

Nothing says stealth like leaning out with a torch light. Shitstorms make that clear.

[@onesandzeroes7390]

stryflyer I'm amazed they didn't get it

[@onesandzeroes7390]

It's funny when they miss shit tho

[@EmpyreanMAULER]

Holy shit, was beginning to think I was the only one thinking the same thing in the comments lol.

[@Enochian_Tomfoolery]

Whats funnier is they compared this game to Amnesia yet forgot the most basic mechanics of it.

[@why7893]

I was prepared for them to get the light source and it was just another shitstormy flashlight In ancient Greece.

[@Kit942]

"Greek mythology is a bunch of divine beings smelling their own farts and turning chicks into trees." That's a pretty accurate synopsis of Greek mythology, actually.

[@Enzo_Matrix92]

Not too far from ''name any other religion ever''.

[@gerek4235]

Don't forget the incest.

[@Sigismund697]

to be fair when you are on of the few living being with any sense of intelligence around the world your options are limited I mean guys like Osiris had to pick their own sisters because there was no one else available

[@ElementalDAR]

Mythology time So Medusa was a priestess to Athena, the goddess of wisdom. Being a priestess meant among other things she can't date, and other things. This didn't stop Poseidon however who was like, "damn". So he showed up and at her like some creepy anime bullshit. She prayed to Athena to help, but gods can't fight each other directly. It's like, a law or something. So she had to make Poseidon not want any. So she made Medusa so ugly no one would want any, but to scare off a god it had to be a lot of ugly. Like tons. So she made her into the first of the Gorgons, seriously ugly. The ugly was strong enough to scare off a god, but mortals were like "we can't handle that shit" and turned to stone because it was too stronk. The end. Except for the whole Perseus part, that came latter.

[@senshi910]

ElementalDAR actually from what I know, poseidon raped her in a temple of athena(I think it was athena) and athena wasn't happy, so she punished Medusa. dunno where the logic is in that, but whatever

[@MalisinECila]

I glad someone else knew this.

[@liamslaymaker5058]

That's closer to the version I've been told, but Greek mythology is not very consistent.

[@ElementalDAR]

Malisin E'Cila I sort of specialize in myth and folk lore. But people don't read it when I lecture so I shift it up a bit online.

[@yup1503]

senshi910 I remember it as medusa saying more beautiful than Athena or Aphrodite (can't remember which) so they turned her into a monster.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Ah greek mythology. Where every story starts either because the goddess where catty, or because Zeus was sticking it where it in everyone.

[@OckhamAsylum]

Rape, incest and bitchiness. 70% of Greek mythology summed up right there.

[@PajamaSenpai]

Cant forget the golden shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@isaacargesmith8217]

And one of the least dickish gods, Hades, is often the villain in modern depictions while all the ass hole gods are seen as good guys. Proof that the good always get the short stick in the end.

[@RickJaeger]

greek mythology: it's hip to fuck trees

[@OckhamAsylum]

Isaac Argesmith I was SO confused about that when I rewatched Disney's Hercules after finding out how the gods actually worked! I was sitting there thinking "Zeus? A respectable dad? A GOOD guy?! And HADES is the evil guy here?!?!" If you ever find yourself watching that movie again, just remember that the guy giving Hercules a speech on how to become a "true" hero has personally raped at least half of everyone and everything in Greece. But that's Disney for you. I wonder if they actually read up on Greek mythology before making that movie? Or did they just read a few names and job occupations, spot the guy who ran the underworld and think "Oh, his job sounds evil!"

[@Rawyr]

"it's a stealth section" *KEEPS TORCH OUT... FOR STEALTH REASONS...*

[@shuvamkabir5633]

In fairness, they couldn't figure out how to put the torch out manually, or put it away.

[@Rawyr]

taking out the bow seemed to work

[@Mr_Jumbles]

Shuvam Kabir oh you mean like all the times they dropped it... and then 10 seconds before Pat dropped it for the bow And the multiple ways to drop/throw it

[@tokiwartooth9935]

Pat upon seeing the monster's walk cycle: "What a dumbass!" *Proceeds to get spotted almost immediately multiple times because he's carrying a lit torch in a dark room.* For someone who has played Amnesia, Pat is really slow on the uptake.

[@tri3s4life]

>trying to do a sneak >carrying brightly lit torch >'drop your torch' was the first thing the game taught you Never change.

[@Chadius]

*PER* *FECT*

[@godzillakiller1]

*YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?*

[@PlagueOfGripes]

That was a super cute intro. The other part is not as cute. It's other stuff.

[@loudrockacdc]

PlagueOfGripes cute

[@obermegalutschoar]

Do I hear disappointment of not seeing any sexy creepy snake ladies in the video?

[@SundaySmiles1]

You mean the part when they open the box to reveal the soulless bloodsucking horror of midnight. Also known as the common Ginger?

[@SchrodingerMil]

Jamie Sutherland Do you not know who Plague is? Are you new here? Rude.

[@TheRandomLetsplays]

They got the lore all wrong for Medusa. Medusa was a follower under Athena. And Poseidon found Medusa attractive, so he raped her inside Athena's sacred temple. Athena got super pissed, but not at Poseidon, at Medusa. Back then women were blamed for everything. Plus a god can't punish another god. So Athena turned Medusa into a hideous Gorgon. These chucklefucks were talking about Arachne who was a sick weaver who shit talked Athena. When Athena lost she turned her into a spider because she was salty as fuck.

[@dollenrm]

TheRandomLetsPlays exactly Medusa is one of the most tragic stories ever

[@eugenechaud4966]

TheRandomLetsPlays Nah dog, she can't be raped again as a Gorgon. It was a defense mechanism.

[@StayStrongAndBrutal]

She wasn't a gorgon then Eugene

[@eugenechaud4966]

ll PISTOLA ll Shhhhhhh

[@christopherbuzzi8836]

Actually there are many different variations of the same myth, so their version could be just as accurate, or inaccurate, as the one you're telling.

[@bazzjedimaster]

oh boy do i love when Matt shits on God of War for the 10 billion time that horse is not dead and beaten at all.

[@Katagara84]

That's not Medusa. Where's her Chain Daggers and blindfold and purple hair? I bet this Medusa isn't even self-conscious about her height.

[@BananaMate]

I bet she doesn't even want to secretly bang Shirou. What a poser.

[@mex1jvr]

Katagara i know! and it doesn't have ufotable budget

[@antary90]

Medusa was just a big fat monster in her Gorgon form.

[@GmaxStuff]

Just find this one some cute glasses and everything will be fine

[@SaitoBatch]

I bet she can't even summon Pegasi to ride into battle. What a poser.

[@lemeres2478]

no, the problem with the medusa myth is that it is one of those old, uncomfortable stories. Y'know, medusa got raped by poisiden. And then SHE was the one that got punished by her goddess. Basically, medusa is an ancient story of victim shaming. Which... yeah.... A lot of greek stuff was rapey. Zeus. Centaurs. Appollo. Satyrs. Hades.

[@ziongamer6905]

at least Hades was nicer than the others

[@lemeres2478]

ZionGamer he still seems like the creepo that lured an underage girl to his house so he can lock her in the basement.

[@ziongamer6905]

+Lemeres You're right, but at least he took responsibility for the girl and didn't ditch her to have fifty thousand other children.

[@lemeres2478]

ZionGamer and he also didn't wimp out and allow his wife to take revenge against the girls and children.

[@wordlesslies2]

Actually, the "current" story of Hades and Persephone was an attempt to make Hades seem eviler, like Satan, and undermine Persephone's power (cause she was female). While Hades did whisk her off to the Underworld. She chose to stay of her own volition. If you read up on her, she was THE most fearsome of the two. Ancient Greeks were so terrified of her they wouldn't even say her name, for fear it would turn her gaze on them. And before anyone tries to say that Hades carting her off to the Underworld is still creepy. He took her down there to talk to her and basically propose. He didn't force her into anything. The story of him basically starving her is believed to be fake since it doesn't show up until Christianity. Which was a popular trend by Christian revisionists. They did the same thing to Loki and basically destroyed all traces of Sigyn. Most ancient polytheistic religions suffered from this, actually. Also, many women in Greece actually told the story as Medusa being turned into, well Medusa, as a way to protect her from ever suffering at the hands of men ever again. In fact, there were ancient buildings with Medusa's face carved over the entrance way. These buildings sheltered women who had been abused.

[@unamusedrohan1666]

Fun fact: If you look at most Greek God family trees, you will notice a straight line from Uranus' genitals to Aphrodite.

[@Light4All-p6g]

A dick so powerful that he just fucked the whole sea into making Aphrodite.

[@Chadius]

Then Uranus renamed himself James McCloud- OOOOOOOOOOH

[@jordanetherington1922]

Lovecraft gods are scary cause they don't care Greek Gods are scary cause they DO care.

[@virginiasupersand2917]

Do they care, though? The Greek gods were a bunch of petty assholes. Sending heroes to die. Etc. Fuck em.

[@tbonevideos23]

Virginia SuperSand Directly getting involved with something usually means you care even if you hate someone that's still caring you just care that the person dies in a painful way...

[@jordanetherington1922]

Virginia SuperSand That's what I mean. They care enough about people to get petty.

[@LieseFury]

I don't think I've heard anyone on this channel mess up any lore worse than Matt and Pat's description of the story of Medusa.

[@hoaxslayer4244]

"Eve fucked a snake and gave birth to an apple." - Pat, Deadly Premonition

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Nosfer-Pat-u, the rarest of the vampires.

[@MinersLoveGames]

A Nosfer-Pat-u was once an angry, salty ginger leprechaun, that through a curse now eternally wanders the world, sucking the life out of everyone it meets, while asking if they've played Xenogears or if they have a Forty of Crack...

[@SympleSymon]

I thought it was Pat Manchu...

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Nosfer-Pat-u sold his humanity to obtain the true Unholy Power: The Bird Squad

[@WiggidyWack]

Funny enough, during early concept I dubbed him Patferatu.

[@bomric1788]

I thought it was just classic "The Pat"

[@nicholasrowley947]

That opening was absolutely awesome. The art style, the music, the silent film look; my God this is perfection.

[@DeadBoneJones]

I actually like the new intro but I'm still disappointed. I wanted more lore about ghost oneechan Liam and Father Woolie's stando [Premarital Sex]

[@XexalSeyer]

Same here, I was expecting the next intro to be a continuation of that one, not uh, whatever the new one is.

[@thepickles8833]

That's not right... Father Woolie chose Mahvel over pre-martial sex with two extremely hot bisexual girls...

[@liamslaymaker5058]

I think it's my favorite, mainly because of the reference to the Cabinet of Dr Caligari

[@Umberman]

with SHORT HAIR

[@Nekogg23]

Or how child Matt has facial hair.

[@goodvillain1015]

> Torch burns out quickly > Have the ability to sprint Matt: I should walk slowly and stop to look at walls.

[@FrozenOver0]

+nickreilly72 Eh, let's be fair here; with a free indie game, you might not know how much of a role light will actually play in stealth. Not every free indie game on screen is all that thought out. Plus, I can understand the packrat tendency of not wanting to throw away a torch with some time left in it (Since you apparently can't just put out the fire and light it again later).

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

🎵15 Orks on a Dead man's 'ulk Looking down da barrel of a gun gruntin at eachotha through big sharp teeth sayin' "This otta give us some Fun!" 14 Orks on a humie ship Killin anything dat isn't green gruntin at eachotha through big sharp teeth sayin "Time's be gettin lean!" 13 Orks wit da Captain's Chest 'opin it'll fill their greedy lust gruntin at eachotha through big sharp teeth sayin "I was da one who saw it first!" 1 lone ork left to steal da loot wishin' it hadn't turned out so grunted to itself'a through big sharp teeth saying "I shoulda let da Pilot go!"🎵

[@greatbalwaagh2465]

Green is da best!

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

More intros than Jojo part 4

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Isn't it 3:3?

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Hoax Slayer Part 4 currently is on the 4th. It's only 3 if you don't count the 2nd one because it's the 1st but with some musical changes and Koichi's stand act 2

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Gamal Elkordy Yeah I wouldn't consider some minor music and animation changes a different opening.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Hoax Slayer Ah that's why

[@EmperorZ19]

Who would have thought that carrying around a huge light source would make it hard for you to sneak? I wish they wouldn't give up on these games after dying a few times.

[@FloyDZeD]

Finally, decent audio quality has returned.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Saizo Komiya But not for long...

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

Ancien Greece is an underused horror setting.

[@Texan_Patriot]

It works!😲

[@bulliwyf]

Well, at least you guys didn't hold a glowing torch in your hands when you tried to sneak past the monster. That would have been dumb.

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

man I love it when nothing scary happens and then something scary happens and they give up

[@CrownlessKingIX]

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari intro is really cool. I love that the cabinet was turned into an arcade cabinet.

[@ViolacTrough]

Medusa was punished for the evils of premarital sex and she never accepted it.

[@metalmoshingmad777]

DWC15 dude... Poseidon raped her, And as a result Zeus vanished her from his kingdom as punishment. That is what led her to transform into medusa, which also played a huge part in fueling that unhinged rage she had for all men at that point. Once Zeus got word of her dangerous transformation, he decided to send Perseus to assassinate her before she could act on her plans for revenge. Perseus also used her head as a weapon after beheading her! So in other words, The Greek gods are dicks.

[@ThatKarin]

Aww that intro is delightful. SBFP Animators are all some cool folks.

[@AstartesEz8]

so we're all in agreement that the openings are the best parts of this shitstorm yeah?

[@chrisp123ify]

With the exception of Anatomy.

[@thepickles8833]

I dont know, the Shitstorm has been a very nice balanced bag this year with a variety of intros, scary game and funny games. I'm liking it

[@killerqueenkaboom]

Hey!!! The new intro is a reference to The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919) Great silent film and the start of the German Expressionist era of film. AKA: The era that inspired a lot of horror. Shout out to film history.

[@internetnobody6754]

I love The Cabinet of Dr Caligari nice intro guys

[@KnTLPS]

-*Attempting to be stealthy* -*Refuses to put away bright fucking torch*

[@ttlpwn34]

*Sneaking with a torch out* "This is too hard, he keeps seeing us!"

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

That's not how you spell Labyrinth. Even "Blazblue" is a better spelling than that. Fuck's sake.

[@0rriAndroid]

"Revelator" isn't a god damn word

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Ya see my Gurlz? I think I'm ready to jump on Patreon...

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Oh, shit. You post the gurlz already?

[@0rriAndroid]

they hype

[@deadmaster9360]

Prophet, seer, and revelator is an ecclesiastical title used in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) that is currently applied to the members of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. It's a word, yo.

[@jediknight4951]

Mirror knight versus Medusa COMING TO PAY-PER-VIEW

[@Roronoa2zoro]

What the fuck is that intro? It looks... PROFESSIONAL! This isn't what I subscribed for.

[@kensan9000]

next year matt should sit down with pat without telling him what game they're playing pretending it's a mystery box but then it turns out to be a shitstorm

[@ItsSansom]

Pro tip. Drop your torch. Know what I mean?

[@ThePa1riot]

A horror game based in Greek mythology? That's one of those premises that makes you think, "why hasn't this been done sooner?"

[@CloakofAuron]

A mix of "Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" and "Nosferatu"? FUCK YEAH, I LOVE THIS SHIT.

[@BriGuyIL1980]

I want there to be a series where Matt and Pat retell classic myths and legends through their own inimitable fashion

[@RozzanaRose]

Also Pat there are Satyrs, Fawns, and Pan... Satyrs are known as being typical assholes - Goat + Man Fauns are basically nice cute Satyrs ( I think their mythos is younger than Satyrs', bc some ppl see them as one and the same, or they view them as their own things and call them 'Fauns' ) - But think Lamb/Deer + Man And Pan is just an asshole God

[@thebigwagyu]

RozzanaRose Eh, Fawns have been known to do some Lovecraftian "fuck your mind up with unspeakable horrors" shit.

[@christopherbuzzi8836]

From what I read it's more that Satyrs were the Greek version and Fauns were the Roman version.

[@RozzanaRose]

Willard Squire I mean that's possible, bc there's so much lore .. although, generally in art and stories, I've seen Fauns being depicted as more benevolent than Satyrs. But people may not distinguish the two, or might just see them both as problematic. Depends on the story of course, haha

[@scorpiosystem8082]

I like how both Mat AND Pat conveniently ignore every tutorial message about dropping torches, swapping between gear, and using the BOW AND ARROW ON THE GOAT MAN

[@LordMoku]

So at this point the Best Friends channel is just game intros, where they give up as soon as gameplay starts.

[@virginiasupersand2917]

Basically.

[@Hdawger2]

*Enemy walks in a simple circle* "Time to give up on the first monster encounter!"

[@DeadBoneJones]

The actual myth of Medusa is actually way worse. I forget the specific individuals involved, but one god actually raped her in another goddess' temple, and that goddess cursed HER for defiling it. ...it's probably a good thing that Greece fell, all thing considered.

[@splinter1619]

DeadBoneJones Posiedon and Medusa had an affair and they made out in Athens temple, and Athena got superbutthurt and cursed Medusa to look like woolie

[@christopherbuzzi8836]

There are many different stories about Medusa's origins, some versions even had her born as a monster, but the most common version implies Medusa having sex with Poseidon, consensual or rape, and Athena either gets mad at Medusa and turns her into a gorgon or turns her into one to protect her from ever being raped again. Also her two sisters get turned into gorgons too.

[@Nagittchi]

"King Polydectes sent Perseus to kill Medusa in hopes of getting him out of the way, while he pursued Perseus's mother, Danae." Man, Greeks why you so fucked up

[@gambucino1260]

the way she was dress she probably... oh

[@Ultrazoop]

17:53 is such a good light spook; the way the walls at the bottom of the hallway are lit so that they make the silhouette of a big spooky monster man standing on the stairs is cool and nice

[@SecondCitySavior6969]

Lmao, so they botched superhard and showed 4th intro in that Sweet Home ball exposure on stream

[@AbovetheAgAme]

They may as well start the stream with the balls already out nowdays...mosaic stream plugins

[@thepickles8833]

but only the true Stormfeelers were given the vision of His return.

[@LittleMountain90]

6349 256 This is easily the longest period of time King Crimson has ever affected.

[@EvtheNev]

Pat : "What a dumbass" As they proceed through a stealth section with a brightly lit torch.

[@templar19]

Poseidon was the coolest part of GOW3? I guess the coolest part of the first 10 minutes, maybe.

[@atdgsoad]

I just loved the Cabinet of Dr Caligari style intro. Although I must say this years Shitstorm is somewhat mellow I am huge fan of the you guys. Never stop. Love from India.

[@MinersLoveGames]

Mr. Tumnus' cousin absolutely wrecked their shit.

[@profhubertj.farnsworth9930]

The idea of slapping someone until they fell asleep is hilarious to me.

[@blueskysonmars]

When's Beyond Good & Evil?

[@RRM25100]

when the newest entry comes out...

[@jarix1670]

Martin Cuevas When's Munches Odysee ?

[@uriel7395]

When will Jojo part 7 be animated?

[@lemeres2478]

so they are going to say they have had the LP in development for 8 years, but then reveal that they are only now (well, 8 years from now) starting the predevelopment process.

[@isaacargesmith8217]

When's mahvel?

[@HolyDeviant1]

I love how the head falls off the torch. Just, like, plop.

[@902100101]

"horror's within," so wait you mean patt, regular old normie patt is just chilling in the box?

[@gaminggoddess85]

I would've expected a minotaur in the labyrinth but no, just a random satyr for whatever reason.

[@emperorwai]

Actually, Matt, Medusa was a priestess in the temple of Athena and Poseidon was a dick, goes and rapes her in Athena's temple and Athena punishes her for basically letting Poseidon and her defiled her Temple by turning her into a gorgon.

[@dirrwen]

wow so it's an even shittier fate. thanks greek mythology.

[@emperorwai]

Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war but really did not see herself as female and thus was completely content with blaming Medusa. Yes, her beauty was unrivaled(hence Poseidon wanting her) but the Greek mentality in general was royally fucked.

[@dirrwen]

Emily Waite interesting, I didnt know that

[@OckhamAsylum]

It's strange how the minds of ancient people used to work. Just imagine, in the old days, you weren't just blamed for something you had absolutely no control over, but were actually tortured, killed, and generally made to suffer for it. I think some similar things happen in The Bible and other ancient stuff, where rape victims usually had to marry their rapists.

[@joinsideke]

I think rape victims being married to their rapists was for their "benefit" because no other man would marry a "defiled" woman. It was simpler time...and by simple, I mean stupid.

[@c.anborough3503]

I love how Pat and Matt play a game called MEDUSA's Labyrinth and assume that the "statue" of a Minotaur is actually a real statue.

[@brendondellinger355]

Does Medusa even appear in this video? Man, I know fear is usually scarier when it comes to NOT KNOWING stuff but this is ridiculous.

[@VanAugerify]

I was hoping this would be here tonight when i got home from work! Ahhhhhh best time of the month love these

[@JoseRS1186]

Gorgonism is a fair punishment for unknowingly tempting voyeur Gods into rape frenzies.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Three amazing intros... I can't even pick which one is my favorite damn it!!!

[@mid90sshinigami]

God damn it Pat, she's not a Medusa she's a Gorgon.

[@mid90sshinigami]

Ash was great you fuckers.

[@logandh2]

+Mid 90's Shinigami She is one of many Medusas and Ash Crimson is about as a good a protagonist as Anakin fucking Skywalker.

[@mid90sshinigami]

1. No she's not, 2. Guy gives up his entire existence to stop his ancestor and you're comparing him to Mr." Waaah I really don't like sand!" ?

[@logandh2]

+Mid 90's Shinigami 1. Fuck you 2. Extra fuck you

[@mid90sshinigami]

Well you seem pleasant.

[@screamingphoenix8113]

Wow. Whenever you thunk the intro can't get any better... you are right.

[@MaskedBeeX]

I have a feeling dropping the torch would at least distract the Satyr or make it notice you less.

[@PhoenicopterusR]

Oh my god, thank you. Who in their right mind actively uses a light source while trying to stealth?

[@SympleSymon]

K Blank: Sam Fisher does alright with his three lights, lol

[@jled787]

This. They may be a bit buzzed and couldn't remember that they can drop the torch.

[@KF-hf4nt]

Holy fuck that intro is amazingly cool, the best one yet

[@jestergodfield690]

why did they think could hide while holding a torch?

[@jestergodfield690]

Dana Yumikun SEEMS LEGIT! 0_0

[@21Cayque12]

Shitstorm IV had the spoopiest intro ever but the intros to this season are fire

[@Fortune-ateDaughter]

Medusa was a devoted Priestess to Athena. She vowed to stay a virgin and never marry. Poseidon took a liking to her because of her beauty and raped her inside of Athena's temple. Athena could not punish Poseidon due to him being a male god and one of the main three, so she punished Medusa and turned her into a Gorgon.

[@C102y]

Man, the animation on that intro was fantastic!

[@blueblazer9991]

Do reflective sunglasses make you invincible against Medusa and other gorgons?

[@BrianRabadue]

i assume they'd just rip em off your face. or just kill you :u

[@ActionYakPolice]

Matt: "They're good ones, regardless of the day of the week." Days of the week? Nah, that's Norse gods! *rimshot*

[@RoboGuy2K]

I'd love a full play through of this.

[@Carlitoloko]

I think the game is just 30 minutes long.

[@SkyCE9A]

AWESOME intro! The Cabinet of Dr. Galigari is a great movie, it is the first movie to have a "twist" ending.

[@monsouranda2822]

Guess they forgot the bow?

[@-Gurza-]

"If you cover your whole body in mirrors..." So basically Shawn Michaels

[@Solid_Seth]

Was there ever a Greek God that was a good guy and said to the other gods "You guy's are assholes!"

[@echelon1020]

I think Hades. Or at the very least, he didn't screw with humanity just for shits and giggles.

[@tinseltina]

Just Persephone and depending on who you ask it was for the best for both of them

[@Powoga]

I mean, Hephaestus was kinda cool, I think.

[@Chadius]

...they kind of take turns calling each other dicks.

[@Solid_Seth]

Those are all pretty reasonable answers, but I've come to the conclusion that the true hero of Greek Mythology was Cronus. He was completely right in eating his kids. Sure he did it for selfish reasons, but he probably knew they were going to be assholes.

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Pat: "Turn around" No! No, Pat. *No* turn around! What is your obsession with trying to ogle at the monster's balls WHILE it's attacking?

[@bambadep]

Oh good, finally, a new intro. Plague is shit.

[@jarix1670]

con Wrong.

[@PhoenicopterusR]

Plague is a hero, a god damn hero!

[@isaacargesmith8217]

You're just mad that monster girls make you feel weird "down there".

[@sticklyman196]

B8

[@TheDeliciousMystery]

Now theres a goddamn referential intro i would never have expected.

[@badvibesforever711]

What the fuck there's no cute snake ladies in this video 0/10

[@TheJaranggigi]

Holy shit that Cabinet of Dr. Caligari reference! Goddamn that was sweet!

[@redguardgaming902]

it's not "A" Medusa pat, Medusa is a gorgon pffftt

[@redguardgaming902]

Wait, he knows that pfft duh I knew that

[@RanMouri82]

Still watching in 2020, and still get a laugh when Matt says, "from Poseidon who's fucking beast pimp".

[@coltonallgire1135]

Don't get me wrong. Love every single shitstorm intro ever, even this one.... but definitely liked this one the least 😞

[@coltonallgire1135]

***** fuck no, dark chocolate is better in every conceivable way

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Interesting. All the men I polled liked milk as opposed to dark while all the women preferred dark.

[@coltonallgire1135]

PrettyH8Mach1n3 men like milk? What are they, vaginas?

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Colton Allgire I thought it had more to do with the fact that dark chocolate's healthful aspects are and dark chocolates commercials are often directed at women (who are regularly presented as chocoholics in commercials) but that the guys that I was talking to had that more nostalgic love of the candy of their childhood. Unlike a lot of women, I prefer milk chocolate myself because it has less of an alkali burn. That being said, I really liked the direction taken on this intro.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

***** Heh. I think milk chocolate can be nuanced and well done when you get the high quality stuff. Sadly, I think people think the cheap milk chocolate tastes the same as the more high quality varieties.

[@Erk1234567]

Holy Shit, this Caligari Opening is a deeper cut

[@AfroMetalMizu]

You guys don't deserve this hype ass intro. Also, Medusa? Have you guys been watching and reading Prison School? Fuckin better...

[@0rriAndroid]

do all gorgons turn you to stone or was that just medusa's thing?

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Richter The D Turn to stone meaning geting an erection ;p

[@Light4All-p6g]

Medusa was the only one who could turn people into stone, or give a "stoney" as Afro is theorizing. Basically Medusa is not the only Gorgons with her sisters I believe being turned into ones but she was the one who pissed off Athena the most, so thus she got the stoney beams...... Man, if this was how it worked then God of War 3 would be a very different game.

[@stanx96]

I just checked on the current chapters. Will someone just win already?! One Piece is gonna end before that damn calvery battle does!

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Stan Sketches Gettin there

[@TheStrxggler]

Nosfepatu: Terror of Beds and Birds alike.

[@WatchesYouAtNight]

Why do they let Matt play?

[@gerythionargarys7848]

The lols.

[@Serehful]

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari intro? Bravo, guys. Give props back to the ancient horrors of cinema.

[@Haloinfinite26]

Roman gods > Greek gods

[@TMillsYo]

All of these intros are amazing. Much love to the animators.

[@Hammybread]

Love that new opening! Dracula pat.... lmfao

[@HarukaShinji]

All i want for Christmas is for them to hit 1 mil subs I've been watching them for ages and they deserve it so much.

[@TiltedStilts]

8pm is the highlight of my day

[@N00BSYBORG]

A world where Ash Crimson still exists? How horrifying.