HOLY SHIT SPARROW, YOU'R THE WORST Let's trash it with the birdman! Intro By: / dkirbyj / crankyconstruct / littlevmills
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@ZeroRaider7 жыл бұрын
Tony and the Band of the Hawk continues!
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
"If you want to get to that Skating Park in the Sky, you'll need to pile up many more corpses. Otherwise.. you will become a corpse too."
@rikowolfin49847 жыл бұрын
Tony Did nothing wrong.
@HAOSimulator7 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me that Eric Sparrow will take out a Behelit and sacrifice you to the god hand? Nah, he'd never do that....
@slifer8757 жыл бұрын
woolie is not tony's equal because his dream is not clear.
@EpitaphxOfxGungnir7 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, Tony is way too fucking nice to be Grifith. He'd be Skull Knight. Woolie will be suffering from Eric Sparrow's gnarly betrayal, when a legendary figure riding in protective gear, old as bones yet still shredding, and telling kids to stay in school... Who could it be? None other than TONY HAWK!
@TheDirtbaggrif7 жыл бұрын
Woolie should just... play this game alone for a few hours.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
To his credit, that's the sort of thing he tends to do, partway through his LPs. To his _discredit,_ yeah, he really should.
@MirkoMatarazzo6 жыл бұрын
Nemesis Staaaaaaaaarssss
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Christ, every time Woolie goes "I know a guy who..." I'm expecting some REAL eldritch shit to be spoken about. Like, he seems like the kind of guy who knows everyone who does everything.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
He seems like the kind of guy who has a life right out of the Mighty Boosh.
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Jeedy Jay Okay, now I KNOW you're English.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Matt - Link the drug dealer spots young Woolie.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
American, actually. Californian, more specifically.
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Jeedy Jay Really? Because, like, The Mighty Boosh is the most off brand, weirdest form of English humor out there. I would have thought all you yanks would treat it like bad Monty Python sketches.
@TheHenrytouchdown7 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that Griffith is a better human being than Eric Sparrow
@griffithdidntdonutin89427 жыл бұрын
TheHenrytouchdown You are right friendo
@darkslayer1161 Жыл бұрын
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Eric Sparrow is deemed worse than Hitler!
@darkeimp5557 жыл бұрын
The just, **absence** of ANY kind of transition between story moments. Holey sheet.
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
"I bet there'll be some stories with zombies or something." Boy are you guys going to have a blast in THUG 2.
@tristantinethegreat15557 жыл бұрын
Does Woolie even know what the grab button is?
@EHKOS7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure he's even aware of it's existence...
@pramitz65007 жыл бұрын
5:52 "The grab button is not working" 99% chance he is pressing the wrong button.
@KingofWar077 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking.
@wormmon20067 жыл бұрын
Tristan Doyle The game even SHOWED the grab button! 10:29
@tristantinethegreat15557 жыл бұрын
wormmon2006 I know, it's so awful.
@Stagnargh7 жыл бұрын
this game is not as hard as this video makes it out to be
@DriscolDevil7 жыл бұрын
Stagnargh played it recently? the game is janky shit. I only liked it as a kid.
@Gustavozxd134 жыл бұрын
@DontHaveTo ListenToMe meh the gameplay is jank compared to thug2 and thps4
@TheOneAndOnlyNAB7 жыл бұрын
Oh man I can't wait until they get to THAT point in Hawaii.
@InContemplation7 жыл бұрын
Truly the apex of salt will be upon us
@shadowfragment7 жыл бұрын
Fuck that part. But it's going to be so entertaining to watch.
@exodosthesoulbanish7 жыл бұрын
That challenge mission is fucked but I am looking forward to the guys going to Vancouver and Russia.
@kahlildozier13977 жыл бұрын
More like wait until they get to "cure for a hangover" in Russia. That'll take about two, three episodes alone?
@ManualReplica7 жыл бұрын
If they can even get to Hawaii lol
@maxumusjesus7 жыл бұрын
As we all know, Tony Hawk is Solid Snake and has turned into Old Hawk Snake
@TehComs7 жыл бұрын
Skating has changed.
@nathanolney82927 жыл бұрын
UniCom A skateboard to surpass Metal Gear
@NotAGoodUsername3607 жыл бұрын
Unskilled Such a lust for kickflips...!
@monkeyman1233217 жыл бұрын
I do hope you all remember when soild snake was playable.
@Artyom12477 жыл бұрын
ID tagged skaters carry ID tagged boards.
@Rhino-n-Chips7 жыл бұрын
Woolie literally plays like my mom, bumping into everything and being able to do more than one trick without bailing is cause for celebration.
@MaragiAmagi7 жыл бұрын
Woolie's tremendous skill at this game amazes me
@SteelBallRun18907 жыл бұрын
**ERIC SPARROW DID NOTHING WRONG**
@TysonRex377 жыл бұрын
**ERIC SPARROW DID EVERYTHING WRONG**
@islamroks117 жыл бұрын
*ERIC SPARROW IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD. HE IS THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF WHY GOD TURNED HIS FACE FROM US.*
@pyropoyo7 жыл бұрын
*DON'T PULL THIS SHIT LIKE YOU DID WITH KENNY, KENNY WAS FINE, ERIC IS **_NOT_*
@admiralpepper69337 жыл бұрын
*GRIFFTH HAS BEEN REBORN INTO A LITTLE FUCKIN' SHIT-STAIN CALLED ERIC SPARROW! GOD HAS TRULY LEFT US IN OUR DIRE HOUR.*
@ShadowWolf9367 жыл бұрын
Dalton McBleh I read that in Kenny's voice
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
OH YES. I'm all about dat T.H.U.G. lyfe. New Best LP Also, all that slowdown on the dialogue is fucking hilarious. It takes me back to Slowborne...THAT'S AN AAAAAAAALLLLIEEEENNNNNNNN.........SPEED.....
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
_"OHhh God~..!"_
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Drug dealers coming together to tear down young Woolie's skateboarding dreams so he can pursue a normal career and get steady pay. Well young Woolie ain't about that, he has to travel back in time and fail the past so he can be what he isn't today!
@ghostfear20117 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu "THHAAATTT'SS A LOT OF WOOOORRRDDSSSS."
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
***** I think that's what it sounds like when Woolie processes words. Slowed down
@ghostfear20117 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu "You have to hit them. I don't mean to be a shit here."
@sokumotanaka92717 жыл бұрын
You know I'd love to see the universe where bioware made this where you'd have paragon and renagade options. Eric: "You gotta help me man!" *Press R1 to turn eric into the dealers.*
@joshuar16397 жыл бұрын
Woolie claims another victim! That poor security guy, he was just doing his job!
@dxlelouch15397 жыл бұрын
didnt you know? that secruity guard was that guy he killed, the football story was just a coverup
@aperturesciencegames7 жыл бұрын
He was a potential pie Rival *HE HAD TO GO*
@LieseFury7 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to "Billy, cut out the audio where I said emulator"
@GoldRaptor007 жыл бұрын
young woolie must perform a combo so sick that it reaches across the multiverse and makes Gwynevere go "holy shit, didst thou see that sickass combo?"
@TheStrxggler7 жыл бұрын
Crisis on Infinite Woolies: Skater Woolie of Earth-6 breaks the sound barrier while doing a 1080 thus bringing the Anti-Woolie in existence, dooming us all with short hair and green all day every day.
@Castor4647 жыл бұрын
At first I doubted your decision to play on beginner, but then I saw you play the game.
@cuddlemegently7 жыл бұрын
Why does Woolie make this game look so hard..?
@suwatsaksri71917 жыл бұрын
He makes every game seem hard
@chitownsfinest10137 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Quidilla it's on easy too
@baphometsvoice62717 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Quidilla Because that is the Darlington superpower
@lucasmartinez57037 жыл бұрын
Because Woolie. Nothing new here.
@chrisossu20707 жыл бұрын
Inverted controls are his one weakness.
@stanx967 жыл бұрын
Back to the totally radical and bodacious adventures of little Woolie.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
We have to go back to when the Woolie opened and change the future!!!
@BioDomeWithPaulyShor7 жыл бұрын
PLEASE FIX THE EMULATOR
@gambucino12607 жыл бұрын
BioDomeWithPaulyShor FFS PLS
@ChronoToaster7 жыл бұрын
I wish the game grumps would play this, but they'd never achieve this level of progression between episodes
@SmokeyOwOs7 жыл бұрын
ChronoToaster they'd still be in Jersey by the time they reach part 5
@goufr35407 жыл бұрын
How about if the Grumps played Ride to Hell, see them struggle through that greasy clothed LP.
@lvl5Vaporeon7 жыл бұрын
ChronoToaster They wouldn't even leave New Jersey.
@maddsmon61817 жыл бұрын
ChronoToaster I want to like them but they don't finish most games...
@drakevegas70737 жыл бұрын
Game Grumps needed a guide to get past the tutorial of Wind Waker. Any game that tells you what to do is too much for them.
@kot43117 жыл бұрын
Can we rebrand the Zaibatsu as 'The Kings of No Pants'?
@aperturesciencegames7 жыл бұрын
But without Pat's short pants he is only -half- a quarter of a man
@thevgclounge38727 жыл бұрын
Love the THUG LP! Thanks for doing this guys! When i was a kid i went through this game so many times. i was way into skating before the games, so it was awesome to skate after i skated all day and wad tired haha! Makes me want to buy a ps2 at my local retro game shop.
@ja.n.80497 жыл бұрын
This LP is making me more wet than a day at the David Cage mannequin factory.
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
Lady from Alien: "OhhH God!~..."
@Valentine_iii7 жыл бұрын
OH GAAWWDDDD
@jacobwoolf20107 жыл бұрын
J A.N. the worst part is i know your not a chick...
@TheColdOnez7 жыл бұрын
I miss when games were this absurd.
@MXCoriginal7 жыл бұрын
Tony Hawks Underground With Special Guest: The Skulls Unit.
@CrisDaThug7 жыл бұрын
how does two grown men not know how to read "Press R1 to Grab"
@DriscolDevil7 жыл бұрын
Cris DaThug how do two grown men with years if experience not remember that an uncommon button for grab is being used for grab? it was funny at first, but grow the fuck up already.
@CrisDaThug7 жыл бұрын
by the poor grammar, misspelling, and insult you're probably just a young internet troll. you say uncommon but i'm pretty sure the tips on the controls stood on screen till the mission was over. no excuses
@GuelermeDias7 жыл бұрын
Wait, you're the one that fucked up grammar.
@CrisDaThug7 жыл бұрын
another man child :)
@ssybot55757 жыл бұрын
Lordofhate9621 White Knighting means to defend a woman without any hard evidence to why they have a good point in an argument.
@SkylerWallaceUS7 жыл бұрын
1) Get Pat to fix the emulator to fix the slowdowns 2) If it isn't the emulator's fault, don't play this game on a potato 3) Make Woolie get off the board 4) Teach Woolie that R2 levels the board so he stops eating shit when he flies off a quarterpipe
@Just_B7 жыл бұрын
I thought leveling out in the air was R2, same button as spine transfers and acid drops.
@nicklambert47817 жыл бұрын
for real dolphin runs it fine.
@SkylerWallaceUS7 жыл бұрын
I'm a little foggy on PS2 controls. Updated the comment.
@jesuschristgau85837 жыл бұрын
"Make Woolie get off the board" yes because the most fun part of a tony hawk skateboarding game is NOT skateboarding. let's just admit this is a bad game .... and that dude kinda sucks at the bad game
@Melkac7 жыл бұрын
+jesus christgay It's not. Also there is literally a PC version, why the fuck are they emulating PS2 shit.
@Jon_the_Wizard7 жыл бұрын
I used to absolutely CRUSH this game, and seeing you guys play it...well, it's like pulling my heart and feeding it into a salad shooter right in front of me.
@ThePa1riot7 жыл бұрын
You know, not enough sports games have this level of escalation of events. You start of wanting to get sponsored next thing you know, you're on the run from tweakers, getting in car chases, and then hopping the last train out of town while your hometown burns thanks to your supposed buddy.
@rushc57 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever been so frustrated while watching Woolie play a game.
@blah31892 жыл бұрын
Playing this game and Need for Speed Underground when they came out was peak childhood summer
@drabberfaun53537 жыл бұрын
the stealth mission at 5:00 is where tonyhawk games and mgs2 universes cross.
@watchingrob7 жыл бұрын
"Tony Hawk is watching right now from his Lazarus Pit." that fucking killed me for some reason.
@mono-gn7kn7 жыл бұрын
Lil Wools grew up in Grenada, the New Jersey of the Caribbean, attempting to do as many sick grinds as he could to earn enough rep to retrieve his stolen Hulk doll.
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to the 'Bam Magara: The Videogame' Playthrough. You know, the thing EVERYBODY wants, because EVERYONE knows who Bam Magara is.
@HotDog-BongWater7 жыл бұрын
Adrian The Vulture Underground 2 was more of Bam's game tbh
@AussieDragoon7 жыл бұрын
I mean he had his own show and was on Jackass. If anything he'd be one of the more widely know skaters.
@shooterb0y237 жыл бұрын
Spitting image of him nowadays. Karma is a bitch and a half.
@Jake-jo4fw7 жыл бұрын
No, that's THUG 2
@lucasmartinez57037 жыл бұрын
You're basically describing Underground 2 dude (though he was the villain in that game).
@UltimateCarl6 жыл бұрын
I remember I'd never heard the term "flippin' a bitch" before this game. Being... I dunno, I guess 15 or something at the time, my friends and I thought it was the funniest thing and just said it constantly for like months.
@maxcardillo63907 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this LP I have been playing this game again On SICK difficulty. Its actually really hard but so much fun
@PsychoEditor7 жыл бұрын
remember when liam would practice games ahead of time?
@lucasmartinez57037 жыл бұрын
*Watches this part* I miss him already.
@darkowl78077 жыл бұрын
Maybe people shouldn't have chased him off with the same shit they're doing now, unless you want another exodus of a member
@MrStatistx7 жыл бұрын
darkowl7 thank you. I wrote in the past they are going to piss someone else off and then be like 'boohoo, why did x have to leave???'
@MrStatistx7 жыл бұрын
Seasoning the Obese I mean I don't get it myself 100%, since in my job I have to deal with hostile customers and bosses and can't just block or ignore them, but it also means if we don't want someone else to leave, people can turn down their keyboard warrior bullshit and at least use different tones sometimes.
@DriscolDevil7 жыл бұрын
Seasoning the Obese "if you died from gunshots, you shouldn't have been a cop" or maybe he was a person with a dream and wanted to try something and people like you and the faceless judgement squad showed him why he should just stay silent. what a great world you are helping to make.
@chaseb53767 жыл бұрын
Little Woolz and Eric Sparrow (AKA young Matt) doing their thing before the KZbin business.
@zepelinnn17 жыл бұрын
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
@InContemplation7 жыл бұрын
PRETENDING I'M A SUPA-MAAAN!
@omarali76057 жыл бұрын
SO HERE I AM
@PleasantlyLee7 жыл бұрын
Now I realise that I know this game too damn well because I'm yelling at my screen, telling Woolie what to do. Boy are you in for some weird ass, hard to understand convoluted shit. I LOVE THIS GAME.
@JayQuilson7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Matt and Woolie for making my boring ass shift slightly less shitty. I sincerely appreciate it.
@hyenalord7 жыл бұрын
So when do we get to see Woolie play Tony Hawk: Ride with a facecam? I want to see some genuine Woolie wipeouts in his living room.
@pirajacinto47 жыл бұрын
Dude this storyline is AMAZING! So much hype, so much stuff going on. So funs. GOOD IDEA!
@mjolnir12087 жыл бұрын
This is very quickly becoming my favorite thing on this channel.
@Foehamner7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this is a series. Somehow, I thought the last episode was a one-off and was pleasantly surprised to see more today.
@ChristianStout7 жыл бұрын
Hanging out with 16 year old Woolie would have to be either the best thing in the world or the worst thing in the world.
@Skip_Jaymz7 жыл бұрын
you could see the fist floatin for the purse thing xD brutal, im sure youll get better as you go tho, this is one of my favorite games period glad to see you guys play it
@paulmarkelionisjr7 жыл бұрын
I love how the 2 drug dealers that were chasing lil woolz at the train station were Jay and Silent Bob
@poeticteen007 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Matt and Woolie play a big part of my childhood. Still love the music from this game.
@Charl1eSheenWIN7 жыл бұрын
I grew up with this game. Liked it
@JellobiafraM7 жыл бұрын
God this is brutal, I now know how people who play Dark Souls feel watching Woolie.
@finnclougherty4537 жыл бұрын
W A I T K I D I T S T O O D A N G E R O U S
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
You know... that Skate board stand that induces heart attacks isn't such a bad idea. Let me give it a try. Stand Name = [*SUPERMAN*] Appearence = Highly styalized skateboard with miniature thrusters on the back. Ability = Anything he circles degrades with each consecutive pass. The more circles completed, the worse condition the target undergoes, until eventually it crumbles into dust. The larger the object, the more passes must be made, so he cannot for example destroy a city by circling it, but a person will die in at least two, depending on their weight. These circles must also be uninterrupted, so the user's skill in avoiding obstacles must be taken into account as well. Power = D Range = D Speed = B (As fast as a sports car.) Durability = B (More durable than a regular skateboard, to the point where a car crash is not enough to scratch it.) Developmental Potential = A
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
Watching Woolie stealth is the worst.
@gb7zone77 жыл бұрын
"There's probably something with zombies in this game." Nah that's ridiculous. That's THUG 2, silly.
@voyagerwitch7 жыл бұрын
"you're gonna have to impress all the guys from andor londo, and blighttown..." DAMN IT MATT THATS TOO GOOD
@Suutswonderland7 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the time my friends all grinded a subway track. R.I.P lil fish taco, gone but not forgotten.
@Psycosis137 жыл бұрын
Wait Woolie,it's too dangerous,ya don't know what cha messin wit.
@imthedude23517 жыл бұрын
>Not using TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY for your intro Ya blew it.
@lovingfool20607 жыл бұрын
I'm The Dude Oh god, that movie...
@TheMuhka7 жыл бұрын
I loved how they looked right at the last purse item multiple times but completely missed it. Eyes of a Hawk! A Tony Hawk!
@ThomasBahamas7 жыл бұрын
I love how the cars just spawn all of the sudden in the train station, the drug dealers die but Eric survives.
@TheProtoChimp7 жыл бұрын
I can't sneak past the dealers. We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
@burnspll1037 жыл бұрын
I think Woolie being ass at this game makes it way funnier tbh
@burnspll1037 жыл бұрын
To be fair the emulator slowdown is probably making it way harder...
@brunomunemassa82667 жыл бұрын
Every time i see Woolie Jr. fly aimlessly to the side instead of up, i just picture Woolie not holding the controller. It just hovers over his hands with no functions being used whatsoever...
@Zotjad7 жыл бұрын
Matt and Woolie playing street/urban/gang games is the best. Also hope that little Woolz's mom making him ride in her car's trunk to avoid the cops gets added to the lore.
@seraphssavior7 жыл бұрын
Woolie really needs to get some glasses.
@MiloKuroshiro7 жыл бұрын
seraphssavior but he have 20/20 vision. He doesn't need gwasses
@lucasmartinez57037 жыл бұрын
It's not that he needs glasses. It's that he can't tell left from right. He's pretty much poop at all cardinal directions XD.
@MrZeeky777 жыл бұрын
Why can't Woolie read, the platforming and getting on ledges is driving me crazy.
@ozowoz7 жыл бұрын
Zeeky Because Woolie is black, Pat is wrong and Billy is on vacation
@simbadg137 жыл бұрын
"wheres the last piece I know I saw it?" As woolie passes 2 pieces with the GIANT GLOWING MOVING GREEN FIST OVER IT!!!
@JAXTAROO7 жыл бұрын
" Fuck Eric Sparrow !!! " is what I am chanting throughout this entire LP
@Handsomeanthony687 жыл бұрын
I really want to go down memory lane with these guys. I honestly do. But they make it look so hard. I was 14 when I beat this. C'mon guys.
@TacticalSeaSquad7 жыл бұрын
It's got a big freaking GREEN HULK FIST over the objective Woolie, jesus
@Koyol7 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of all the hate thrown at Pat and Woolie and maybe it's PS2 emulation fucking the game up but come on Woolie. You're playing like this is your first Tony Hawk game. I haven't played one since the Wii was new but I could get back into it in minutes. p.s. I love you, Woolie
@dalton52297 жыл бұрын
"...Press R1 to grab" >Woolie keeps getting on buildings by glitching through geometry
@animedudevid7 жыл бұрын
God watching Woolie on this is killing me. But hey it brings back memories.
@PureMetalDragon7 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the van in the intro say Hitomi or Bust. So bust or bust then
@SmokeyOwOs7 жыл бұрын
Woolie: a guy who makes missions that are ridiculously easy easier by changing the difficulty,still fails miserably
@LieseFury7 жыл бұрын
"And/Or Londo" -Matt
@mindshuffler33327 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Little Wools is really shredding those Ollies out there! This is like, a major disrespect to that suit - wearing establishment, bro!
@jesusfreak777ize6 жыл бұрын
Don't you hate it when stuff falls out of your bag and gets stuck 10 feet above you? Good thing this time, there was a quarter pipe underneath it so a sick skater could get it for me.
@JSTPband7 жыл бұрын
I'm literally cringing at how difficult you guys think this game is, but the commentary is priceless lol
@AussieDragoon7 жыл бұрын
If I can say one nic thing about History's Greatest Monster, Eric Sparrow...he's voiced by Ben Diskin.
@ThiagOldgoat7 жыл бұрын
This video proves that Pat is not the only one with alarming problems to spot things.
@spartan39247 жыл бұрын
Anyone can be a skating superstar! but especially those of you that are immortal skating demigods that can survive breaking your neck ATLEAST 8 times
@CritScratch7 жыл бұрын
And so continues the skating misadventures of little 'face planter' woolz
@Alcamest1007 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy they are playing through this it makes me want to do the same in the future, but I'm being as nice as possible Woolie doesn't seem to understand the game that well. Lol I expected him to get better by part two but then realized this is the same recording session!
@RhinoKneel7 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'm the only one who went back to this game after watching the first episode.
@bplup64197 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: everything in New Jersey is near a nuclear power plant.
@jakubmakalowski64287 жыл бұрын
Sneaking over to Elm Street? Sounds like a nightmare.
@Dewott_m87 жыл бұрын
The pacing of this anime is not fast enough
@kingdub86557 жыл бұрын
I was playing this game when I was like 10 and had no where near the level of difficulty woolz is having... frustrating to watch but still entertaining 😂😂
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
why is Tony Hawk holding River City for ransom?
@zaneseibert7 жыл бұрын
Having a stealth mission in this game suddenly makes Solid Snake being in one of these games make way more sense.
@D00D647 жыл бұрын
TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY SO LIVE, TODAY TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY WE LIVE, TO SKATE