Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - THE RING TERROR'S REALM

[@Vladstronsy]

You know what the real horror is here? THOSE FUCKING CHARACTER MODELS.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

vlad stronsy This entire game.

[@4thSurviver]

The real horror is Matt forgot to make a black gift reference when that guy was talking about his dick.

[@n0m4nic]

What are you talking about? I have never seen such a perfect likeness to Lovecraftian horrors.

[@Darkenedspirit0]

This is revolution 60 quality character models lmao.

[@4thSurviver]

***** That's not fair this was a Dreamcast game not a game that came out a month or 2 ago. Plus they weren't covered in tribal tattoos.

[@wiiztec]

The office music is like for when the bad guy finally reveals his master plan that you've been falling for the whole time

[@Jacked_Dude_Loves_Wheyfus]

wiiztec That was....an apt description I guess.

[@clock3001]

Five minutes in, I demand a full let's play.

[@Laughing_Pumpkin]

clock3001 same for carrier

[@Guitarded1995]

DO IT NOW. NOT LATER, NOW.

[@OfficialVibi]

clock3001 DOOOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTT

[@Gamer4672]

this is by far the best episode of this years shitstorm. I second this...the shittier, the better

[@slifer875]

it could be the new deadly premonition!

[@ZK95004]

I think this game is fairly true to the source material because if i had to listen to that main music loop for seven days i would totally kill myself

[@MegaFallout3Fan]

I like that her shadow just looks like a lamp cover.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

MegaFallout3Fan Holy shit you're right it does. lol

[@SuperKillerpickle]

We are all lamp shades

[@SympleSymon]

I was thinking more butt plug, or candy corn...

[@GanguroKonata]

She can hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp

[@bancoran]

a Lamp Stand, at that

[@pkerch00b1]

Oh this is a strong one.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

sir shalo Oh it sure fucking is.

[@iainquigg1559]

are we not gonna talk about how he died at work and they were wheeling him out of his house

[@SympleSymon]

Wasn't he working from home...?

[@iainquigg1559]

i dont think so cos his girlfriend got his job at the office building and was at the desk he died at

[@EmilySpiritExT]

I think he was working at home. Like he took his work laptop home to work on the project late at night. And his seven days were up, so he died at home. And I think in that poor time skip forward, his belongs and stuff got removed from his house. So his work laptop was sent back to his office at his office building.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

I guess he turned into a monster and fucked off home?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

That’s being a business man in Japan, living in your urban house inside the office building

[@ghostfear2011]

What an intro to this game.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

ghostfear2011 The greatest intro...

[@ghostfear2011]

Michael Murphy Everyone also looks like plastic.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

***** Being plastic is fantastic.

[@stanx96]

"you okay lady?" That line gets me every time.😂

[@ghostfear2011]

Stan Sketches I need to butter my pooper.

[@taurus1234]

The Piano player is the real villain.

[@Triceritrozer]

DONK DONK doop doop doop DONK DONK

[@winkoman3]

​@Triceritrozer lmao youtube will translate your comment for me and "doop doop doop" becomes "baptism baptism"

[@KingTimmahB]

I barely got passed "Wha Happen?"

[@bondage-chan9738]

Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 16: We've had it wrong this whole time. They played us like fools. Like fiddles. Way back, at the start of it all, we made one simple mistake. We took them for their word. Listen. You've been lied to. Cheated. Think back. Think hard. Back when the Zaibatsu first assembled, was it _really_ Matt and Pat? Or was it... Pat? That's right. There never was a Matt. In the start, it was only Pat the lizardspy, Woolie the self-aware Russian-controlled AI swamp mage, and Liam, father of Vita. But they knew. They knew they'd never come into power with just them. They needed a leader. They needed someone that was funny and charming, yet also relatable. A man of the people. And so Pat developed an alternate persona. With his lizardlike vocal cords, he emulated the voice of a _second_ member and posed as this "Matt". For a while, they were able to get by using simple video editing and voice acting. However, when their popularity began to rise, the Zaibatsu realized that Matt would need to be seen in public. They realized that their current method was unsustainable. So Pat staged a coup against David Cage, and stole from him the control panel for PAT-TRON, completely redesigning the bot as a physical representation of this "leader" that they had created. Through his reptilian telekinesis, he is able to control this "Matt" from a distance and make him appear to be a real human being. Appear to act independently. But we now know the truth. There is no Matt. There is only Pat.

[@ufofighter16]

MASAKA!? Are Zack, Leeloo and Crymtina all a part of this lizardspy ruse too!??

[@lovebacon777]

I refuse to believe this

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Matt's a hand Puppet

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

Matt's like the Tyler Durden to Pat's Edward Norton. Just a figment of his imagination that has haunted him ever since "the incident".

[@romanticrubberfistex3820]

Bondage-chan, will you write my eulogy?

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

"Today has been a long day. I've worked upwards of 40 minutes." Pat is my spirit animal.

[@Xport9]

This needs to be a full LP. If not, it's just a lost potential.

[@fernandosau1498]

Wakka's Al Bhed Potion Lost potential? Isn't that part of the mantra on this channel besides hype shit?

[@Tuschi17]

I really liked the 7 day format actually. Getting more into an interesting/fucking stupid horror game is great. I hope they do something similar and give whatever they like best/least this month a full LP. That'd be great.

[@sirbig8292]

Get Liam on it *RIGHT NOW*

[@JeedyJay]

A frequent refrain around here is "lost potential is worse than no potential, at all."

[@jenkind1]

this game is boring and lame

[@orngcreator6115]

This music is driving me insane right now.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

orng Creator This music is the best.

[@Kazeromaru]

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[@GamingwiththeReaper]

That Sploosh sound for the menus is the most horrible sound ever, whoever thought that was a good idea?

[@murphyslaw_1776]

TheLukasall David Cage

[@Guitarded1995]

I legit thought it was a duck quacking.

[@demilung]

It reminds me of something from Earth Worm Jim.

[@xabless]

I actually thought the sound was coming from another video from another opened tab xD

[@demilung]

xabless You're a brave man, not many would openly admit something like that.

[@Brunhemoth]

these are straight up jimmy neutron characters. "oh my gah!"

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Brunhemoth ASMR Oh Jesus its been so long since I've seen that show.

[@thepickles8833]

the pizza is aggressive

[@luedog4life]

Brunhemoth ASMR Jimmy Neutron was my jam...

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

AWWWW GAAAAHD

[@coyoterom9614]

Ahhh, brings me back to the old days of watching Spoony reviews. THE RIIIING! TERROR'S REALM! *splat*

[@thepickles8833]

Dalad Jelly

[@coyoterom9614]

Dalad Jelly... said by The Pickles. Oh shit.

[@TheManiacKing]

You ok lady?

[@EstukoV]

This office simulator is quite scary, I hope my future doesn't look like this.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Mother Rinko Oh don't worry it will.

[@AudioGardenSlave123]

Think about if this music just played every second of your life from somewhere above you. Just booming around you the rest of your life. Even while you're sleeping, duh dun uh uh uh duh dun uh uh uh duh dun uh uh uh duh dun.

[@EstukoV]

AudioGardenSlave123 The fucking music, during the video I kept wondering. "Did I leave a game on? What the fuck is playing."

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Offices absolutely fascinate me for some reason. One day I just want to buy an office building, fill it up full of cubicles and whatnot, and just live in it.

[@EstukoV]

BLACKIESBOY I'll bring some cup cakes.

[@brainflash1]

Hey, I thought Woolie was playing the Reboot video game.

[@sporeceress1465]

But did you? Did you really?

[@ianduarte1992]

but i love the reboot pgameplay tho.

[@EpicHysteria]

I think hell would be being forced to play this game and listen to this horrificly soul-wucking song for eternity

[@stanx96]

*sees title* Oh god. oh no. aw geez.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Stan Sketches *bursts through the wall* Oh yeeeaahh!

[@ufofighter16]

In the words of the immortal Joseph Joestar, "OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[@stanx96]

RollCritFail OOOH MY GOOOOD!

[@circular7]

The October storm is for fecal matter this year.

[@TomatoAbe]

Max Power SANAVA BEEEEEEEEEECH!

[@ufofighter16]

Damn this cursed computer, it only types in R'lyehian!! Fyughck!!!

[@Solid_Seth]

RollCritFail I can only think of Shadow of the Comet from reading this. Just say a bunch of gibberish and it kills people.

[@lucina056]

Solid Seth Remember when that one guy says "That won't work on me, Parker!" and then it does...

[@Solid_Seth]

Lucina056 I DO remember that. You start and then he's like "NO! NOT THAT!" I also remember if you take too long to say an incantation, one of the guys kills you with the most powerful arcane magic known to man...a gun!

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

He's a Killer Queen Gunjumper, gelatin Make your night, with a danker meme Guaranteed to blow your mind *Everytime*

[@AfroMetalMizu]

EVERYTIME~!

[@KurstKensei]

HE'S BACK!

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Kaiden Krueger I wasn't so sure if I could/should even continue doing this, as I'll never beat Ground Control to Major Pat, that shit got over 600 +1's.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Swagbito Uchiha Same feelings here ;P We all posted some good shit a while back. Least we tasted the top at least once ;P

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

AfroMetalMizu Oh, I'm not talking about that, that sort of thing happens every now and then. More often than you'd think for me. I mean that it was the third parody I made, and after such a good one I basically blew my load early lol

[@dantr14]

Well here we are in the shit part of the shitstorm

[@johnkramer2144]

Implying that Dead Space 3 wasn't the start of that.

[@queenoflions7955]

anatomy was the scariest game so far and it didnt even have a monster

[@tenworms]

Honestly Anatomy has kind of ruined the rest of this Shitstorm because it's so much better in every regard than everything else they've played. Probably should've saved it for later.

[@SpankSandwitch99]

Shy Guy yesterday's was shittier

[@Broahsaurus]

The brown eye of the shitstorm

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

MAKE THE FUCKING MUSIC STOP

[@fernandosau1498]

Colin Kauffman NO KEEP IT LOUD THOUGH

[@BaneDane_JB]

Play Drakengard 1, the music ... NEver... stops

[@SaltedMallows]

If I have to listen to this song for another 30 minutes Im gonna strangle a coma patient and nut on my hand

[@pukerat7562]

Drakengard 1 had an excellent soundtrack that the rest of the series failed to live up to.

[@BaneDane_JB]

Puke Rat I agree but you have to listen through the migraine until the Stockholm syndrome kicks in first.

[@connorlowrie9091]

Man you can just hear Pat's soul die in the first five minutes.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Connor Lowrie Pat had a soul?

[@connorlowrie9091]

Well the one Woolie stole for him did.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Connor Lowrie Oh right...

[@DrPie0licious]

Holy shit this music is the fucking worst

[@Pipboy3004]

I've been listening to it for too long its worming its way into my brain

[@Prlwy-T]

Should I be ashamed to say I enjoyed the office theme after 20 minutes?

[@AGrayPhantom]

@HeroicToaster It sounds like it belongs in a Professor Layton game; NOT a horror game.

[@peculiarkindalur1222]

it sounds like the first 5-10 seconds of a song that belongs in a layton game

[@TheLuckyDingo]

HeroicToaster I haven't heard music this good since DOOM. Truly this MIDI soundtrack is up there with the greats. When the composer was asked how he created one of best masterpieces of all time, he merely turned around and began smashing his face against his knockoff Cashio keyboard. We only knew of three Bs, until now. God bless the Ring.

[@jules8564]

I can't help but chuckle every time a word like "impossible" or other similar words pop up, they immediately say "bakana!" or "masaka!"

[@goodvillain1015]

The character models are the true horror

[@thepickles8833]

especially that black woman with silver popcorn hair

[@circular7]

At least they can laugh at how bad the models are, more than we can say for Omikron.

[@gdadder]

circular7 no laughter comes from omikron, only sorrow.

[@RigmaroleHM]

I thought I remembered Matt playing this before! That piano theme was too familiar

[@thepickles8833]

_"This is the most inaccurate derivation of source material I've ever seen for a horror game"_ uhhh yeah Matt... about that...

[@thepickles8833]

For those who don't know... Ringu is about an intersexual girl named Saduko who gets thrown down a well by a man she slept with because he found testicles behind her vagina. The first books are about the video tape but later the curse goes digital, eventually reaching cyberspace. But here's the thing, the curse is treated like a virus... a sexually transmitted disease. So yeah... this game is based on the books.

[@gambucino1260]

The Pickles wait wait. Intersexual? testicles behind her what? is that in the movie? I think I had a fever dream where I was watching scary movie the one with the ring and there was a scene with her and a gag about her testicles. I was more than confused b/c she's a girl. or at least I thought.

[@SympleSymon]

Wait, so instead of just having the video tape transferred to digital, DVD or whatever, it turned into some kinda Resident Evil online game?

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

:) The more you know. Now I want to kill myself.

[@RanMouri82]

@@gambucino1260 Sadako was genetically male (i.e. had a Y chromosome), but had Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, making him appear female.

[@NootalieWalf]

It’s been years and this song still haunts me

[@matthewhall1467]

I'm genuinely surprised that this game has the nerve to consider 5 piano chords to be its entire sound track lol

[@elijahnakumura4375]

To be fair it's a nice jingle. that being said they could have made a remix or 2 at least lol

[@YouSoSpice]

How the fuck can this be considered nice? In what dimension?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

YouSoSpice this dimension. The one where my opinion exists...

[@YouSoSpice]

Please return to your home dimension, you don't belong in this world.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

YouSoSpice Lol cute. Fuck off tho

[@DarkWraithKevin]

It still shocks me Pat hadn't watched Gantz by the time this came out

[@MakiKuronami]

Did you know? Skeletons go through their entire lives infested with a parasite called flesh. #SkeletonLivesMatter

[@RRM25100]

#ALLANTAOMYOFTHEBODYLIVESMATTER

[@dcung8833]

right and which parts the skeleton? the skeleton...part

[@johnkramer2144]

SKELETON MAAAAAAN~ SKELETON MAAAAAAAN~

[@lemeres2478]

What about dem dere lazy appendixes? The wellfare queen of the body?

[@NickiRusin]

You're just a ghost haunting a skeleton covered with flesh, what would you know about skeletons' problems?

[@ImperfectWeapons]

The intro to this game plays out like a really, really bad student film.

[@fungusbrain1martin]

No, a student film would be overly pretentious. This plays like a film from someone who doesn't speak a word of English and found a camera that fell off of a truck in Tajikistan

[@fakeigniz13]

I watched Liam and Matt do a full LP and I still wanted more

[@leannescarbrough1264]

A true masterpiece in horror! It has the pulse pounding music, the stunning character models and environment, riveting story line, and fast paced, edge-of-your-seat action that will leave you breathless.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Wow, two minutes and... wow. I don't know I should call the sound design guy a terminal idiot for choosing the worst sound effect for a menu ever, or if I should praise him for choosing the perfect sound to describe this, aka the sound of a wet cartoon turd being flung on a wall!

[@PureMetalDragon]

Know what. I feel like MST3000 this train wreck up.First off, greatest horror game ever. These fucking character models are gonna keep me up at night for at least a week. 4:46 On the left is an example of what happens with the forehead slider is set to maximum, while on the right is when the nose and creepy bug eye is set to "Dear god kill it with fire!" 6:03 So this is a Dreamcast game? Poor Dreamcast, hasn't it suffered enough already? 6:36. Is that an office, or solitary confinement 8:18 That is NOT a computer. That is a fucking giant Hershey bar. 11:30 wait a sec... don't tell me... Not another RE clone 14:21 Oh for the love of Jesus on pogo stick, it's an RE clone. Stick a fork in me, I done. I am fucking done. 15:15 Hey people, ever wondered what the Terminator in T2 would look like if he was played by that guy from Tenacious D who isn't Jack Black with an ugly toupee? Wonder no more. 17:26 Gotta admit, wasn't expecting the love child of a caveman and the California Raisins as enemy. 21:06 Hey! Speak of the devil. Here we have the half-sister of that Raisin-caveman enemy. Not sure from which side though... 21:22 Nooooo!!!! Don't put the camera so close to your horrible character model. Seriously, who was the inspiration for that one? A store mannequin? 22:40 Serviced by Robert?! Phrasing, dude! Watch your phrasing! Gonna need some mind-bleach for that one. 23:44 Wait a sec..... So we may have a virus outbreak, so we evacuated the whole town. That's not how virus outbreak work! You need to quarantine people, not send them off into evacuation centres full of people. The best there is people. 25:07 I swear, this lump of shit is trying so hard to be RE, I'm sure it's original title "Denizen Malice" 26:12 Hell yeah someone's inside. He's making the sequel to this game. 26:26 And this person is making the music 26:43 Damn! That was quick. Did she just use The World so that no one would know she was pissing? 27:20 Ok what the fuck? Why is his face not the same colour as the rest of his head. Is he Leatherfacing it up in here? 28:12 Ok, what the fuck? Did Meg just use The World again? Well too bad for you, because I guess Lukino has Star Platinum and can also move in the frozen time! 28:18 Ok, so office lady on her first day, and big security guard asking her if she wants to see his black gift that much. Guess it's only only natural to see porn scenarios pop up in this, because whoever made this was a wanker! 35:45 And that is what happens when the cheek slider is set to maximum. Seriously, that guy looks like that chubby God Hand. 38:20 Oh come on. You can't end the video after discovering the hypest tech in the game. Oh well goodbye Denizen Malice, I mean The Ring Terror's Realm. We only saw one monster, but you gave us plenty of fright. But no connection to The Ring. Felt more like a weird vision one could have if one happened to watch Resident Evil, Sword Art Online and bad 3d porn while tripping on LSD of dubious origins. 5 Cartoony Turd sounds! When's full LP.

[@dsfrreerg]

You are the best. really.

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

If a ghost kills Matt, does his wife take over on the channel?

[@EquesTron]

Pat losing his shit during the opening cutscene is pure gold.

[@dWalrus]

I demand a follow up for Preacher Woolie's story.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

Dio I also demand a follow up!

[@JeedyJay]

I'd just be happy with Woolie breaking out a Father Woolie persona in a video or stream. He should embrace that as a gimmick.

[@brendondellinger355]

I would love to see Woolie be the Pastor in Daredevil. DD: Father Woolie, I have sinned. Woolie: I know my child, pre-marital sex. DD: What? No! I mean yes, but that's not what I came here to tell you, I- Woolie: Enough! Where are the pies you promised me in order for your sins to be forgiven!?! DD: Right here, but are you sure this is how it's supposed to go? I don't remember the Bible saying anything about p-p-p-p-what are you doing? *Daredevil witnesses as Woolie rubs the pies over his skin or he has to get the hose again creating what we know as Woolie Slime* DD: *sighs* (Walks out of the rickety shambles that is Woolie's House) I knew converting to Zaibatsuism was a bad idea, I'm going back to Catholicism. XD

[@dcung8833]

I demand a road roller!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Woolie just assimilates pies through his skin to gain their strength.

[@Sandwich1414]

I remember watching the Armake21 video of this years and years ago, and I was hoping Matt and Pat would hear that god tier voice acting in the opening like "You okay lady?". Also that office music with the banging piano sounds like some kind of Danganronpa accusation music or some shit like that.

[@benbreuer4966]

I really liked this kind of shitstorm game where you see the title with the idea of its general premise, but then they play the game and it’s absolutely nothing you could’ve guessed it was.

[@BimmyJimmyTurbo]

Late to the party, but the game is literally heavily based on the source material. It's just that the 'source material' is not any of the Ring movies, but the novel trilogy (or now around 5 books, I think) of Ring, Spiral and Loop. Even the VR world is from the books.

[@harleyconley5799]

why would the developers think that those faces were good

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

"sinister cabinet", huh? Must be a Blazblue cabinet. Speaking of which, when?

[@0rriAndroid]

a month or two

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Sooooon~ I made a tumblr by the way. All my stuff's there. Gonna get em on gelbooru too ;P

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

AfroMetalMizu Oh damn. The big-time. You gon' make dat bank when you get your Patreon running, man.

[@0rriAndroid]

all i ever use tumblr for is pornography. never quite knew why it was so hated

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Chris Merkel Studios We'll see ;P Need you guys to spread word of my lewd exploits. I'm goin to post my stuff on gelbooru now

[@grundledan7876]

I guess I'm not the only person refreshing their videos as soon as it hits 9pm

[@C24U_]

Pat for shame. Master of RE2 doesn't even notice when the first enemy in the game uses the EXACT same clicking sound Lickers make when they move around.

[@Sniffhow]

When Pat saw the blatant Resident Evil item screen I lost my shit and started laughing like an idiot

[@boredcollegestudent]

For the first time ever in my life, I muttered aloud... "Oh, now the pod cast makes sense".

[@Ganolink]

Ah I remember a youtube by the name of Armake21 playing this way back. Good times old yourube, good times!

[@Blade9blood]

Ganolink Good times, indeed. :)

[@Melvinshermen]

Ganolink Spoony

[@geckowonderful]

The player character looks like if a dev took his grade school niece's How To Draw Mango books and stretched it over a trapezoid

[@tomisabum]

"Matt's telling me, and I'm showing you, and he's the sheriff."

[@NootalieWalf]

Funnily enough, watching this from actual quarantine

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

2:50 Be warned, the condition known as Hot Dog Fingers can strike at any moment!

[@lancrin9262]

oh god those faces are burned into my darkest nightmares

[@MARPOLO13]

This is some intensely up beat music for a game that's suppose to be horror.

[@SympleSymon]

I feel like the composer was going for a Halloween-style theme, but didn't quite grasp what made it so iconic.

[@MARPOLO13]

David B Andrews I can see that

[@lozo1006]

Am I the only person who watches the first 5-6 mins of this video every so often and can’t forget the office music for some reason?

[@YouSoSpice]

no

[@mryamada-u7n]

Oh please, in the names of heaven, hell, and everything in between, please PLEASE do a full LP of this game. Matt and Pat are at their absolute best when LPing shitty Resident Evil-type games.

[@BloodOfAutumn]

I come back every so often to watch the first five minutes, then leave.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Literally nothing happened this episode. The hell.

[@Nightweaver1]

Get hype for Office Simulator 2017: The Stapling.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Soliduz Znake That was only like 10 minutes of the video lol, and near the beginning.

[@Maioly]

1:26 it... actually has more to do with the source material than the movies oddly enough...

[@Chaosshrine]

11:06 that's the laugh of a man who knows what kind of hell is coming and is glad to drag someone down with him

[@LainWithSweetTea]

This just reminds me We are getting a shitty ring sequel soon because horror movie makers Don't know how to make a decent horror film anymore.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

ShionDidNothingWrong Is it a sequel or a remake? I completely forget now.

[@LainWithSweetTea]

Michael Murphy I don't even know anymore. All I do know is it was made to snatch money from your wallet rather than scare you.

[@murphyslaw_1776]

ShionDidNothingWrong Yeah you're probably right.

[@SympleSymon]

Don't worry, we get Saw 8: Legacy next year

[@darrelsam419]

ShionDidNothingWrong The only thing I'm looking forward to in that remake/sequel is that airplane scene, because it looks absurd and hilarious.

[@mitchgosser2802]

For the love of god, full LP.

[@ZComiX]

oh god, i need a full play.

[@FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony]

The scariest part of this LP was that they made Harambe jokes well after that shit joke died.

[@EaterOfBoners]

Samuel_Castellanos Most of these were recorded months ago, you troglodyte.

[@FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony]

Doesn't change the fact it was a shit joke right from the start.

[@FoolyCoolyBlackLagoony]

It was gutter trash day one, I think I laughed literally once at one joke, and I do mean literally once. Now its a "joke" thats been beaten into the core of the fucking planet.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Lol, lmao. The salt.

[@Xandy743]

It has now been zero videos since a Harambe meme.

[@jetrivera5764]

So this is the Video With The Squirting Semen Sound Effect

[@WesSearles]

I'd beg for a full LP of this if I hadn't already killed myself due to the music...

[@RanMouri82]

34:19 Rewatching in 2020, and Pat's not far off. Thanks, Australia.

[@FullOut]

Watching Matt and Liam play this in 2020. Anyone?

[@codafett]

Same. Shitstorm forever.

[@W9451]

5 minutes in and I'm now expecting a full lp

[@herbg4866]

Wha Happen?

[@tiptaphooves]

If you listen really closely, you can hear James Small beating furiously over this living nightmare of a game.

[@CharlemagnePalace]

I just realized Resident Evil _totally_ ripped this game off.

[@godzillainspace5922]

the splosh sound effect is my absolute favorite

[@caramelfrappe402]

Love how everyone's a dick to Meg, even though she's pretty civil. "I'm sorry for bothering you-" "GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU'RE NOT SANE!!" lol wut.

[@falguard]

The ghost and the virus possess a symbiotic relationship, maintaining each other's survival and propagation in the face of being forgotten/eradicated by modern medicine. Sadako is the virus. The virus is Sadako. Also, she is dtf like whoa.

[@SympleSymon]

Thank you for being more informative and coherent than this fucking game.

[@BrainAbsoluteZero]

falguard you forgot the bit about it being a virus in a computer simulation... Having read Ring trilogy books this game follows the canon far more than the "not at all" it seems.

[@RedBishopGaming]

FULL LP!!! This game gets even whacker

[@10GaugeManiac]

The fight ends with Megu throwing the ghost off the roof of a skyscraper after a tower battle.

[@hathbeenslain]

OH MY GOD FULL LP NOW!!!

[@optimisticgamerjace8929]

I think this matches the source material pretty well. I remember when the ghost from the ring pulled out some silly putty and started playing with it. That shit was scurry!

[@MrKiwitox]

I haven't laugh this hard in any other shitstorm video ever. Congrats.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

you okay lady

[@sascachuhuan]

The Ring terror´s realm? You mean marriage?

[@murphyslaw_1776]

sascachuhuan Nice one.

[@itsnicetoseeyou]

sascachuhuan *Seinfeld bass riff*

[@AJPwny]

What's the deal... with RINGS?

[@sc12343]

I nearly died laughing at that opening cutscene, fucking Nigel, and Fish Monster Detective

[@Gojiro7]

how is this garbage game not more talked about online? this is deadly premonition or IllBleed levels of hilariously awful XD Those Gundam menu noises alone just kill me, where the fuck is Vinny Vinesauce laughing his ass off over the Start button jizzing the main menu?!

[@Daniel-Rain-YT]

Maybe because all 3 of them aren't "awful" but just weird?

[@OtherBross]

I feel like with a good beat and some more careful mixing, you could make a sick remix out of the office theme.

[@Mevenda1]

Wha happun?!

[@mst3kforever]

i would absolutely LOVE to see a full LP of this. The plot twists in this are amazing.

[@iliketehfair]

Everything about this game is as perfect as Pat's TV calibration.

[@johnkramer2144]

Literally 5 minutes in and I'm claiming this as the most beautiful train wreck of a game I have ever seen.

[@blueskysonmars]

When's F.E.A.R. 2 Project Origin?

[@0rriAndroid]

i prefer the first, but it's still damn good

[@TroopperFoFo]

Don't lie you know the third is your favorite.

[@0rriAndroid]

fuck the third one, holy shit. there's just straight up doom shit in that.

[@kraajkase]

Pretty sure they already played it in one of the previous shitstorms

[@letthebasscannon223]

Yeah, they played Project Origin in either Shitstorm 1 or Shitstorm 2, I forget which. I want them to play F.E.A.R. 1 though. Amazing how it still holds up after all these years.

[@CosplayerWill]

That opening cinematic was fucking amazing. Oh my god, literally choked on my coffee from laughter.

[@Daniel-Rain-YT]

Epic ost just like the Illbleed one :D

[@nanomasa929]

Illbleed has a kickass soundtrack tho...

[@Plasmaman2]

we need a full playthrough of this

[@goldchris1111]

these fucking plastic models are fantastic

[@Nightweaver1]

They're Plastic Fantastic.

[@Artyom1247]

Nightweaver1 Elastic Spastic Plastic Fantastic

[@j0hnnyblade]

A-VANT-GAAAAARDE!

[@TruKriegsaffeNo9]

"Teach me how to die" is a real lyric from a real song, unsurprisingly named "Bleed Me An Ocean" and unsurprisingly played by Acid Bath.