J vs Ben: IMPOSSIBLE Neville Longbottom Harry Potter TRIVIA Quiz

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Matthew Lewis deserves a lot of credit for selling Neville's arc. He goes from such a lovable screwup in the first two movies to a complete badass in the last movie. That shot of him cutting Nagini in half may be the most awesome moment in the entire series.

[@2nitoja]

helps that he alsou goes for 11 years old to over 20

[@GubbiGap]

He plays it so well in Order of the Phoenix! He really sold how much Bellatrix escaping effected him and motivated him to fight

[@danyialkhan4107]

Y

[@ossmann89]

Shoot I didn’t know the books were based on the movies

[@coolnerdlll6053]

@@ossmann89 I never said they were. I'm giving the movies credit on their own.

[@grantgibson8680]

Love how J goes from top of the world confidence to just pulling a massive Neville on question 1.

[@Sepricotaku]

"they're gonna be mad and write fanfiction about it for 15 years" .. some of them professionally.

[@portorfordstyle4038]

Prince of Slytherin

[@matthewesquire4518]

"Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley = PotWeasle." - My wife

[@heloisa7712]

Ben no need to change your pen habits because it annoys somebody else. A lot of fans probably enjoy that. You are the sweetest soul!!!

[@amandakallhoff3928]

Also it’s his pen. If there’s germs it’s just him or J touching it who cares.

[@hollynixon9570]

Funnily, I always think it looks very satisfying when he plays with the pen and his mouth.

[@SalKhayer]

At this point, there is a direct correlation between a Carlin brother having facial hair and their ability to remember answers.

[@CarlosAlexDanger]

I kinda want Ben to surprise Jay by showing up with only a moustache

[@anna-katehowell9852]

I donated like $100 to that mustache and I really feel like I'm getting my money's worth. It's magnificent

[@Jabbrwocky]

J looks like an old timey villain with the mustache and I am here for it

[@Huff-and-Puff]

Yea I’m getting waluigi vibes

[@addictedtorust3487]

I think he resembles the dad from the wild Thornburys

[@stecky87]

Caput Draconis is the only password I can remember. "Snape would be OSHA compliant" is not a sentence that I'd ever thought I'd hear

[@Helmer54]

"The first question is always easy" J- "we'll see about that"

[@felicityanne979]

"Hold my Carlin Coffee"

[@hufflepom]

Neville disembowel toads is extra cruel when you realize that he has a pet toad.

[@MulanBelle]

Horned toads are a type of lizard. They sometimes get called horned lizard because of that.

[@hufflepom]

@@MulanBelle interesting. I love learning new things!

[@robsooooz]

Snape, for all his bravery and heroism, is an adult that loves bullying children

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

​@@robsoooozyup

[@erikagholston6610]

That’s what I thought.

[@imjustelm]

suggestion for a quiz topic: Professors, where questions on any teacher at Hogwarts, past or present, are up for grabs. I know they’ve done a McGonagall and Lockhart quiz, but one on all of them could be interesting 👀

[@NeverendingBlonde]

Passwords! I know they have password questions throughout quizzes, but just passwords would be interesting.

[@Dilophoraptor-q5b]

I agree with the professor quiz

[@InteGritti]

I’ll bet he asked Hagrid to fetch the Cornish Pixies, and Hagrid did it in less than 5 minutes so he assumed it was easy.

[@babetfredrikze9330]

That'd be so funny

[@AuthorZaraHoffman]

J missing #1 was like when they both missed that Hagrid was first introduced in "The Boy Who Lived" from that quiz forever ago J going for the Broadway reference made me smile

[@abdulalhazred6363]

Ben, don't worry about the pen. You be you. They will get over it.

[@lismarie9011]

42:49 the captions are something else 😭😭

[@rivermoore1716]

Snape making a truck back into a loading bay might just be the funniest thing I've heard today. Other than the rememberall incident of course. And the stache! Looks great!

[@SandraS1397]

Draco has a Unicorn wand too. I'd like to hear your thoughts in Draco's wand being Unicorn hair and Unicorn wands being least likely to perform dark magic.

[@shmelvampire]

I mean, I don't think we ever see Draco explicitly using dark magic? I'm not done with re-listening to the 7th book, though He tries to use cruciatus once, but in the end, he doesn't finish the curse

[@Anniebellpotter]

Also they have pointed out in the past that Draco seems more like a dragon heart string type and literally Draco dragon

[@DreadKyller]

@@Anniebellpotter Yeah but that's kind of the irony of it. The fact that Draco doesn't have dragon heartstring as a core, and instead has unicorn hair, which is hard to turn to the dark side. It reflects pretty well the struggle he goes through with his task in HBP, where he really can't bring himself to actually do the deed, despite his upbringing and bravado he's put out over the prior years, when force came to shove he found it difficult to actually perform an evil deed.

[@septimor32]

15:50 " Stars.. Can't do it, not today " - The Road to El Dorado

[@Tairn79]

I think you guys were missing how mean the detention Snape gave Neville to disembodied the toads was. Neville loves his toad Trevor and making him disembowel the toads is like making him disembowel Trevor multiple times.

[@shoshanarubinstein2354]

I think it's more fitting for Neville to have Unicorn Hair wand than Phoenix because Phoenix's are known for rebirth (Harry escaped death and Voldemort tried to be immortal, but Neville doesn't have anything to do with death) however Unicorns are known for innocence and I think Neville most of all embodies innocence, he stands up for what's right even at personal cost.

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

“Somthin about Saturn” is absolutely the name of a country song 😂 Seriously…It works so well

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

It immediately made me think of "Somethin' Bout A Truck" by Kip Moore.

[@charleslee8313]

17:10 -- Thanks for that "Blues Brothers" reference. I love that movie. Give Ben credit for that last question! At least 1/2 a point.

[@Morgyborgyblob]

Fawkes does drop another feather in OotP. It's the signal that Umbridge knows the Weasleys are out of bed after Arthur is attacked.

[@DarkMewtwo1994]

J's face as soon as he says the answer to question 1 was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😅 he was so confident then he says it out loud and he's immediately like "what?? Why did I say that?!"

[@connoredward354]

Ben, honestly it really makes me feel uncomfortable when you DON’T put the pen in your mouth when thinking because it’s clear that it’s part of your thinking posture and it makes me feel uncomfortable that you’re adjusting that due to a KZbin comment.

[@CrystallineSpyder]

It's okay, when you said "Scurgio" you were definitely thinking of "Tergeo" which is a spell used to remove liquids like blood and grease, or could be used to clean objects

[@alexmckee4683]

Erin's right, there's Tergeo which is used for cleaning things. Scourgify is used in the stinksap scene but it seems likely that Tergeo could have been used as it's used on Harry to clean the blood off his face in HBP.

[@Huff-and-Puff]

This is actually what I said as my answer plying along. Turgeo! And I was wrong and confused why haha

[@Dilophoraptor-q5b]

I said that also.😅

[@angellynn9937]

Red moon is my fav. Luna was so pro Ron. Even after his, apparently natural rudeness… she gets him the most

[@Anniebellpotter]

Same! I also just love the idea of this insecure Ron falling in love with someone who is so unapologetically herself. I feel like that’s what he needs to be comfortable in his own skin and stop seeking external validation.

[@metalpuppet5798]

Nevil fits Lunas strange, quiet character soo much more. Ron would have made no sense imo

[@libbyann78]

Snape saying "safety first" needs to be a t-shirt

[@Margaret-yv9ed]

Ethan: “The listeners, the readers, the watchers” Me: Well I’m here for it! *I am your guide through these vast new realities*

[@TheTuneShifter]

Follow me and ponder the question: What If…?

[@wyattstevens8574]

​@@TheTuneShifterThe Watcher!

[@MulanBelle]

On the Cosforums site, the ship name for Ginny and Neville was HMS SIGNS (Society Introducing Ginny/Neville Shipping). On FictionAlley, the ship name is HMS Flaming Toad. The portmanteau ship name for them is Nevinny. Back before book six came out, I shipped them, because at the time, I shipped Harry with Luna and Ron with Hermione. Btw, the ship name for Neville and Luna is The Government Stole My Toad.

[@-alovelygaycat-]

Wonderfully funny ship names are my favorite.

[@cathyestrada7360]

Ben trying to make J feel better after the rememberall incident just proves he’s the kindest of souls 🥹

[@Boundwithflame23]

~ 15:53 Yall missed an opportunity to play the “stars. Can’t do it. Not today” clip from Road to El Dorado

[@KitaraStrife]

Y'all talking about "stars" and being told not to do it, and then ya miss a GOLDEN opportunity to blip into the Dreamworks reality for a Road to El Dorado moment. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lauramathews3151]

When you said problem free philosophy.... my brain screamed HAKUNA MATATA

[@bytheallspark2]

This moustache is amazing!

[@annasorrells2247]

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework Me: The stars are not in position

[@LCM393]

The edits/ cut aways felt a lot more high effort in this one. The pixie one actually made me chuckle

[@martanegronsantos-buch258]

It cracked me up too😂

[@dolcethesmorse1890]

Ben: "I'm crashing and burning like a plane falling out of the sky" The Points: ......

[@scootergsp]

37:24 Regarding Ethan's comment about D&D 5e rules: Refilling a container would more likely come under the Conjuration School of magic as that involves either the creation of material out of thin air or the transportation of something from on place to another. The Transmutation School deals with changing the physical properties of something into something else.

[@DemLep]

I knew someone had to beat me too this.

[@Swashbuckling112]

"something about Saturn" would be a great band name

[@billysmith5409]

Horned toads are actually a species of lizard native to the southwest United States and reach roughly 18 inches in length.

[@sme02]

18 inches?? 😂 they are not that big. I've handled several different species of them. They're pretty small and very chill.

[@billysmith5409]

@@sme02 it is what I found online.

[@TheSoulDivided]

Charms can't be that soft; Flitwick teaches it, and he was a dueling champion. It must come in handy every once in a while

[@TheSaltTrain]

I wouldn't say it seems soft, but it has a lower skill floor to be successful at it than Transfiguration. The basics of charms are easier to grasp and get started using it effectively

[@Septimus_ii]

It's probably the most practically useful of all the subjects. But in my head it's a bit more based on instinct whereas transfiguration is more technical

[@stephenadams8712]

36:30 alchemy is an optional class students can take at sixth and seventh year

[@zakhm05]

Emerald phoenix sounds like a nickname of a Dumbledore who ended up in slytherin ❤❤❤❤

[@ahabasi]

Ethan is my favourite host! I love his sense of humour and the natural flow with the CB 🙃 but of course, i love all of the team ❤ Thank you for your job and for sharing your passion, adding joy to my everyday life 😊

[@annaoffive]

Totally sold me on Red Moon (Ron/Luna)! And I do love Ginny with Neville, as a Harmione fan! 😁

[@connie40star]

The first question was, "PRETTY OBVIOUS ".😂

[@I2_Dylan]

I have a thought that Neville could never be the chosen one because Snape loved lily which he pleaded to Voldemort to spare her. She was offered to step aside in which she still chose death to save Harry. Because she was offered to be spared isn't that part of the love protection? Because Neville's mother wouldn't have been offered the same treatment because Snape didn't love her but did Lily. So the sacrificial love wouldn't work the same as it did for Harry. I could be missing something but just curious! Love the videos, listen to through the Gryffin door on podcast while working!

[@thequirkyquark]

Every day, J looks a little more like John Green's Pizzamas picture.

[@TorieIsis]

J: you need wands to do potions Snape: There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class

[@chetkirby8675]

There was an old pottermore article that mentioned needing Wands, that’s a movie quote

[@FawkesthePhoenix15]

In the recipe for the polyjuice potion there are several parts about stirring it clockwise or counter clockwise with a wand. This is in lots of recipes in his sixth year and you don't see a lot of recipes for the classes snape teaches.

[@Anniebellpotter]

I just want everyone to be aware, as a Ginny and Neville shipper, while i referee to them as ginneville, there official ship name is, I kid you not, ✨flaming toad✨ Do with that what you will Also worth noting, small detail that makes my shipping heart happy is that the reason never ended up in umbriges office in book five is when the square(idk how to spell the name I listened to the audio books) grabbed Ginny, Neville tried to defend her so the grabbed him too

[@matthewarcher3024]

It wasn't six cauldrons all at once. That's how many he had melted up to that point from first year😂

[@crazysasha1374]

Still, 6 is a whole lot.

[@wyattstevens8574]

If I had a nickel for every time that happened...

[@AlexAnderson-kb6pc]

So great to hear y'all are Ted Lasso fans, totally your kind of show lol. We also have not one, not two, but 3 Ted Lasso posters/items in our home

[@c0urtn3y526]

Tergeo is the wiping spell, it removes grease or dirt from a surface (used by Ron in #7) Scourgify was also used by Tonks to clean Hedwig's cage

[@jennifergrant664]

The "Somethin 'Bout Saturn" song has to be sung by the country band Box Of Snakes.

[@naomi_falk]

My youngest sister just started reading Harry Potter and she just told me she pronounces Neville's name "Ne-vile" 😂

[@danyialkhan4107]

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[@coolbrotherf127]

The Harry Potter books do have quite a few weird names that most people, especially children, wouldn't know how to pronounce.

[@Larry_The_Clam]

This is great!😂

[@shalice7784]

eugh, people are still reading harry potter in 2024?

[@marthacalkins8054]

@@shalice7784Yes…some for the first time, some for the fifteenth.

[@zakhm05]

Yall should change the intro art to add J's glorious mustache

[@user-kp6eh2wp3o]

NO!

[@lynnettapierce1741]

J, I just can't with the stash. You look like an evil villain.

[@AgentMattox]

I'll counteract it. I like it when you put the pen to your mouth. I like weird quirks.

[@matteoairaghi790]

The Monster's inc easter egg was absolute gold 😂

[@laurenkillebrew6576]

Disappointed there was no use of the El Dorado "Stars. Can't do it. Not today" scene

[@DandTBros]

I quote that scene every week

[@inthert8118]

Glad it wasn't just me that was disappointed 😅

[@sponkianna8652]

Okay, who‘s gonna produce that Trelawny-Country-song? I think I need that in my life.

[@joshuacarroll6668]

J’s rocking that moustache so well that I think he’s gonna look weird if and when he shaves it off

[@SgtSupaman]

I assume you mean that Cadogan was a real knight in the Harry Potter world, because he definitely isn't part of Arthurian legends. But wouldn't it be a given that most, if not all, the paintings hanging around in Harry Potter are of real people? The Fat Lady was also a real person at some point, was she not?

[@castiandisciple8363]

The last time I did a HP film marathon, I SWEAR I saw the portrait of Anne Boleyn on one of the walls. If it actually is there, that could be a nod to the fact that she was accused of being a witch IRL. It does make you wonder if the set designers put in other portraits of real historical people who were rumored to have ties to witchcraft and/or alchemy. (After all, Nicolas Flamel was a real alchemist)

[@bigmarv333]

Sorry Ben, “almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

[@juliajohnson4080]

I try to watch these videos while I work out but it’s hard when I keep laughing so hard 🤣

[@EgomorCrystal]

that zoom into your forehead lined up perfectly with the ad hahaha 3:50

[@martanegronsantos-buch258]

Love the reactions after J said rememberall 😂

[@love97113]

I went on a J vs Ben binge and I’m not sure why I noticed this but Ben and J very often have different spellings of member names. No idea who is getting right but I think they should get brownie points if they get the correct spelling 😂

[@zackatk77]

26:40 You mean to tell me Ben and J put you lot through weekly spelling tests? 😅

[@pergos1]

If my teacher up ended a box full of tarantulas, forget never setting foot in the classroom ever again, I'm not setting foot in the school!

[@Halfbloodprincesss8]

I have already forgotten what J looks like without a moustache 😂 Also first vote for the country band’s name to be “Azkaban Country-Band” (like Azkaban Contraband)

[@Silverheart575]

Eben with hindsight, i never saw the harmione ship. It was pretty clearly being set up since the beginning with Hermione and Ron.

[@sunilpermaul7876]

Do you know how sadistic it is to make a student disembowl the same animal that they have a beloved pet as? Like, Snape has to know about Neville and his toad, and what does Snape make him disembowl? Toads.

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

He definitely knows about Trevor, considering that he was going to poison it if Neville didn't make a potion right

[@sunilpermaul7876]

@@thedragonwarrior5861 Yes, you're totally right!! I forgot about that. Snape is the worst

[@mitchumiceblast]

My teacher had a millipede in her classroom and her name was Millie. I think (as I recall-it was so long ago) she had a tarantula as well.

[@madhatter4743]

People chew on pens all the time I don’t think it’s bad that Ben does it. It’s his own pen. It’s not a random one. I think Ben is fine to do what he does

[@MorsecodeZ]

Okay, I don't know whether they choose the commercial spots or let KZbin choose, but either way, going into J's brain is the best transition into one I've ever seen.

[@bstybyz3]

13:11 I didn't just hear that TWICE, did I? Erva? ERVA?

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

Fun fact both my grandmother and I have Neville’s birthday. So every day on my birthday I always think about Neville and then Harry as well because his birthday is the day after me

[@udubhuskies2537]

29:59 I only watched Ted Lasso because of yall raving about it. And so worth it!

[@Saruska323]

Please do a quizz on any of xoir theories! Make the Patreons and team memebers do a quizz on What if Harry was in Slytherin for example...lets see how well you know your own writings!

[@jb888888888]

Um Actually, when we first see Neville he lost his parents to death eaters.

[@ossmann89]

The korn stash. I don’t think I’ve smiled more for any of your previous vids, ever

[@darthcravus]

Unicorn cores seem very Hufflepuff and so does Neville but he's in Gryffindor I have a unicorn core wand and am proud to be a Puff

[@lonelyprince0]

worth noting that Transfiguration started off turning a match to a pin where as Charms we didn't see them casting spells for 2 months, because levitation charm wasn't performed in class until Halloween

[@nondominis4359]

The stache is looking sick J! You should keep it permanently!

[@annamercier249]

Ethan is my new favorite person for making a Blues Brothers reference

[@xBoiko]

39:01 To the comment about wand work in Potions, in the first year, Snape actually says that there is no silly wand waving or incantations in his class.

[@ashaktar7494]

8:45 it’s so odd hearing that unicorn hair cores are for good people when draco’s wand core is also unicorn hair!😅

[@jb888888888]

When Ben wrote "Scourgio" he should have said "Well I _meant_ scourgify." Because J has totally done that to get points multiple times in the past.

[@audrey265]

J: "I remember being 11 in 1999" Me: was born in 1999

[@crazysasha1374]

I love these sessions. They've become so chill.

[@RandomHuman91]

It is time for another J V Ben, very excited and also Matthew Lewis was a great actor, really brought Neville to life

[@crazysasha1374]

Is "tickling my brain like a tarantula" going to be a running joke?

[@ravenhunter9468]

I was one of the two people who asked about the first password in second year! My husband and I loved getting to meet you guys!

[@alexmckee4683]

I don't think there's wandwork in potions. Snape says that many students may not see it as magic at all because there "is no foolish wand waving" in this class. Potions is a superset of alchemy I believe, as it seems to cover alchemical concepts plus neutralizing poisons, creating medicines and restoratives, and creating substances that are clearly alchemical in nature as they transform things, such as felix felicis which grants luck, aging potion, developing potion that allows photos to move, elixir of life, and Voldemort's potion that protected the locket horcrux which resisted transfiguration and vanishing.

[@Septimus_ii]

Yeah, I think it's magical but completely separate from wand magic. I think that actually goes for most Hogwarts subjects with Charms, Transfiguration and DADA a bit being the only ones focused on wandwork.

[@648546lllooolll]

The mustache makes you two look like sibling. When you don't have it, you look like you're just friends.

[@Lordmewtwo151]

Cherry? I know he's grown quite a bit even as of book 5, but Cherry doesn't sound right. From Wizarding World ("Olivander's Notes"): The Western wand-purchaser should dispel from their minds any notion that the pink blossom of the living tree makes for a frivolous or merely ornamental wand, for cherry wood often makes a wand that possesses truly lethal power, *whatever the core* , but if teamed with dragon heartstring, the wand ought never to be teamed with a wizard without exceptional self-control and strength of mind. (emphasis added) Granted, the core was unicorn hair, not dragon heeartstring, but still it doesn't seem quite right, even with his character development to that point. Ben's original answer (Ash) made more sense to me. 25:18 Why are we bringing Beast Boy into this?

[@um7239]

The best thing about being a Neville fan girl and fanfic writer is that you remember and memorize most of this

[@bkrman08]

I love the blues Brothers Reference