SUPERCUT: Rick Sanchez's Greatest Rants 2

[@ElkiaStellar]

5:39 She was Rick's daughter Jerry, She had options! *OOF*

[@dizzythecat5083]

What does this mean "oof"???

[@Enneamorph]

Поля Лемская it’s a sound effect. Usually means “damn” sympathetically if used as an actual word. If it’s a sound effect, it’s for pain, especially when you get the wind knocked out of you, such as falling or getting punched in the gut.

[@dizzythecat5083]

@@Enneamorph thank you!

[@VibrantDesigns]

@@Enneamorph Are you trolling? Yes its a pain for sound but it's a meme that is orignated from the game roblox. It is the roblox death sound.

[@Enneamorph]

Vibrant YES, I’ve played roblox. I just decided to leave that part out to answer a question that didn’t seem to be asking that.

[@trashstarr]

One of my favorite Rick lines is "Your dad threatened to turn me into the government so I made him and the government go away."

[@jimcanterak7349]

"I couldn't make it work and I can turn a black hole into a sun." He's got a point.

[@potatoe2505]

I wanna see it happen, seems cool

[@coolexio]

Nelson Mandela couldnt make it work and he spent 27 years in jail.

[@thefastrightptg5048]

he’s just trying to act strong don’t take it too literal

[@oapeleftherotisaftistisepo9540]

@@thefastrightptg5048 He's the smartest man in the universe (his universe) I think when he says he can turn a black hole into a star we can assume he has actually done that.

[@TheNefastor]

For the non-scientists among us : doing so would mean reversing entropy on a scale that's beyond God-like. Either you do it through spending enough energy to get on the Kardashev scale just by yourself, or you do it by reversing the flow of time. Ain't no other way.

[@lordnarasimha2500]

Notice the thing eating Jerry actually stopped to say “oof” while rick was going in on him.

[@Soul_Alpha]

Never noticed that 😂

[@WikterRor2807]

Holy shit I never heard that

[@Josuh]

O o f

[@jadonwilliams9194]

It's actually the snake lol, that's why he looks at it

[@Lucid_Mask]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tyr_Archalion]

"There's no such thing as Hell!" -Man who literally met the devil

[@rorybranos]

And later on saw a guy go to hell

[@haidarhakimable]

He says jesus in every sentence..

[@Royal420Way]

He has captured actual demons. But who says evil needs a home.

[@jakelawliet3584]

He's lying. You think rick is always telling the truth?

[@haidarhakimable]

He's a cartoon

[@rumpustime5460]

I love how Rick roasts Jerry so hard he actually crawls further into the monster's mouth

[@emann715]

003 7712 when the monster says “oof”

[@hevke8564]

if i got that roasting, i would want to die too LMAO

[@EnderGoku9001]

Wouldn't say roast. More like hit him in the feels

[@SilverWolfEnthusiast]

Oof lol

[@resogamer5917]

He isn’t crawling in, the monster is just swallowing him slowly...

[@stewiegriffin7237]

"Is that her address?" "YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE YOURE A BAD SON!!!" my fav quote in this whole video

[@legiongamer-works-podcaster]

Bad son or bad dad???

[@Fadilanse]

that shit burnsssss

[@christophermoore6110]

@@legiongamer-works-podcaster he doesn’t know his mom’s address

[@GoOutsideGang]

That shit cute too deep 😂 he destroyed my mans soul

[@jhintastic7941]

Lmao ahhahahaha

[@Fiddlewinks]

What he said to Jerry can be physically felt.

[@youngapgoon8246]

Fr

[@uglypencilyt7532]

Shut up you have a boy name but your profile pic is a girl what a fucking idiot you are

[@SushiSharki]

ugly pencil yt lol

[@lazercrusher48]

Hey ugly pencil yt, to quote Rick, “I’m surrounded by an inferior piece of shit!”

[@sufoh9913]

@@uglypencilyt7532 Damn dude, its not his fault that your parents think you were a mistake.

[@jordanward6878]

5:41 just realized the monster was the one who said oof

[@HuslWusl]

@Mr, Basura Head Idk when I first watched this episode, but I took me until I saw this comment

[@HuslWusl]

@Mr, Basura Head To realize the monster said oof

[@Gibbon_dog]

“No more Dad, he threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away.” Best line ever

[@mynameisnotimportant1519]

Yes

[@mrmosty5167]

It certainly can’t be someone who’s entire culture POWERS MY BRAKE LIGHTS!

[@NathanCAY1010]

fucking cried at that part!

[@akashijamoka]

I was just there I'm crying xddddd

[@averagefloppaenjoyer9429]

Nick H 5fn x

[@karenhuerta8072]

Nick H poiuytrewqasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@NathanCAY1010 uh emotionally or laughing?

[@the5thmemelord256]

"She was RICK'S DAUGHTER Jerry, She had OPTIONS!!!!"

[@luigidollmcshorts168]

"Oof."

[@nightlock2743]

5:40

[@mehirsinghr]

Meme Scholar Literally was watching a part and read this comment at the same time WTF

[@jaheimlovett6640]

Oof

[@conntoons_4848]

Oof

[@infinity-8250]

also just noticed the snake says oof😂

[@ಠ_ಠ-ಷ1ಬ]

Thunderstorm just made my day😂😂😭

[@supersecret4899]

That's hilarious!

[@nightlock2743]

😂 yeah, cuz it got bad 😂

[@nightlock2743]

@5:40

[@CarInMyAss]

Ikr 😂 that shits great

[@hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464]

I just realised doctor glipglob is literally the equivalent of doctor nword

[@marburg6005]

hey me too

[@dllion1688]

Wait how?

[@ktsm]

@@dllion1688 go back to the final episode of season 1

[@JoeMakaFloe]

@@marburg6005 *what up my glip glops?!*

[@satanofficial1691]

no its doctor ifthenwordandthecwordhadababyanditwasraisedbyallthebadwordsforjews.

[@Soumo.Biswas]

"20 CC's of liquid dream killer" 😅😅

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Heh. Tho to be fair, Morty wouldn't exist for Rick to adventure with. Tho he doesn't care for Summer (sometimes). Lol

[@nepnep3043]

"Oof"

[@BarioIDL]

@@sougotokiwa8439 there are a lot of human w/ mortywave

[@sougotokiwa8439]

@@BarioIDL and the recent "incest baby..."

[@maxdadbod5058]

damn jerry has some big loads

[@alexanderward5286]

Duuude that line “ you injected her with 20cc of liquid dream killer” that legit had me floored

[@centricwarriors5999]

fuckin' Jerry.....everybody knows a Jerry.

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Alexander Ward "Floored" ? The Fuck ?

[@tomwoods8021]

Alexander Ward oof

[@judy-9999]

Alexander Ward: I think it's my favourite line, EVER!! 🤗 I wish I could find a way to inject it into my conversation, someday, but I'm not a Rick 😜☺️💞🇨🇦💞🙋

[@lebest3062]

Destruction 100

[@m.behan6]

Drinking game: every time Rick says “morty” or morty says “ah jeez” you take a shot

[@spacegoat_3d801]

I lost at 7:48

[@fbzitachiuchiha4life240]

Greatest game of drinking I ever played🍺🍻

[@suthernsavage5643]

Yas

[@Kirsten4260]

Are you trying to fucking kill me?

[@loudwhispre9406]

_"It's the hardest working liver in the galaxy _*_and now it has a hole in it."_*

[@leletaufon8034]

morty: jeez Rick you can't say F**k you to your granddaughter. Rick: I just did morty and here's desert F**K YOU 😂😂😂😂

[@justtimes9257]

classy

[@zoppie]

@@ishpeeedy Of, course, they, are,

[@rushpatriot2866]

@@zoppie O'course,they're

[@RyanBrown5]

Dessert.

[@HardcoreHC92]

I luuurve it 😂😝

[@GumbalyaE]

The fact Rick has Jessica’s number and morty doesn’t makes me laugh

[@tygrkhat4087]

Rick has everybody's number.

[@najibosman6497]

Hey man at least he got over her finally

[@GumbalyaE]

@@najibosman6497 just to get ruined again

[@pabloinzunza1914]

Morty has it because he calls her in s5

[@GumbalyaE]

@@pabloinzunza1914 me 8 months ago: Hmm if only I knew rhat info oh wait the new season wasn’t even out yet but it’s still the fact she had him saved in her phone

[@Tucker619]

You know it’s bad when the monster goes “oof”

[@noodlethewolf]

Word

[@etherjumper]

In Pickle Rick, it might be a good rant on ricks part, but the therapist gets the last word. Only character who has ever left Rick lost for words.

[@CabezasDePescado]

that episode, his rant, and the therapist character were shit, all around season 3 was weak, that episode and vindicators might be the worst episodes of the show so far, myself could be write one long rant about everything wrong with season 3

[@stillGRE]

I've never met anyone who didn't like pickle Rick

[@oneangryguy6475]

Garrett Evers you must not have been looking very hard if at all, I don't think I can count how many times I have seen people criticize pickle rick and season 3 in general

[@bb2fiddler]

Would you people stop feeding the trolls

[@magneto44]

season 3 is my favorite season by far personally

[@senddeath6901]

1:33 "Dr glip glop is the best in the galaxy" Rick: "it's like the n word and the c word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews"

[@TheEyez187]

Lol'z +187th like

[@KaziKami]

Dr glip glop is a known racist he was so racist that he made his last name glip glop to piss of traflorikians

[@jeremyguerrero9932]

This show helps me with my depression

[@simpliiseun3504]

Because you laugh so much??

[@NavinKumar-yp2rf]

@@simpliiseun3504 it's talk about harsh truth

[@edgarpena3994]

I totally agree with you brother

[@zejdland]

@@NavinKumar-yp2rf and what is that haesh truth

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@zejdland aliens everywhere and infinite demensions filled with wacky colourful species and creatures. We must all come to terms with this harsh reality eventually.

[@scorpio938]

I have had way to much time on my hands this quarantine so this is a couple of things I noticed/ theorized 1.) rick does care for morty on multiple occasions he's caught telling him this and not going back on it, such as when he calls morty his little buddy and asked him for a kiss on the head 2.) in “ who’s purging now” we see a glimpse of morty’s anger when he takes it out on the cat people and rick tries to hide this by telling him it was a chemical in the chocolate 3.) All morty’s have a ‘dark side’ and could easily snap, like when morty shot rick with a gun he didn’t know was fake 4.) rick won’t let his guard down because of his constant fear that he is in a simulation and doesn’t want it getting out that he has a weakness

[@DLCS-2]

Rick is afraid of getting hurt.

[@walkemdowntohellwithanARPava]

@@DLCS-2 yeah.

[@sarahzahira7432]

Yeah, very very hurt

[@nateds7326]

0:17 a line I specifically look up every now and then. such a great line.

[@ostleytium7554]

2:25 I like this 🙂

[@TBomb15]

2:50 Ricks speech notes kill me. "Uh hi, everybody. I'm rick. You know when I first met bird person, he was" (trail off) (crumple up notes) (ad lib)

[@Kaiser_XIII]

5:33 Jesus Christ, Jerry got absolutely OBLITERATED!

[@jayzah]

KaiserXIII rip jerry

[@jukes4499]

Even the snake thing said "oof"

[@zachcoldwell7978]

Anyone see the tear roll down his face?

[@Master.Jedi.Kenobi]

@@zachcoldwell7978 yeah, everyone

[@BlackDiamond2718]

And he did the same to Rick by luring his family back to him. Now Rick has lost the power he had on his family.

[@trevorhouff1173]

I need this show back in my life

[@niggster]

November 2019 wassup

[@TotalGAMIX]

@@niggster can't wait

[@harveyheron3302]

@@niggster yeahhh

[@dickgrayson5174]

@@niggster so close

[@fairy4430]

@@niggster its here!!

[@GuluPatwalia]

Morty: "You can't say F you to your granddaughter" Rick: "I just did Morty, here is desert F you " Had me dying! LOL

[@bobthedestroyer6205]

Not THAT funny but ok

[@t8nto]

@@bobthedestroyer6205 You’re name is “Bob The Destroyer”….

[@bobthedestroyer6205]

@@t8nto good observation

[@lucklesscope8367]

"It certainly can't be someone who's entire culture powers my brake lights!" Favourite episode and favourite quote

[@douglastaylor4562]

The best part of Rick is that he's a shameless bastard and every time he belittles, mocks or makes some other kind of derogatory comment towards something, you can rest assured that he's actually right, unlike any other character would be in the same situation. He's the narcissistic asshole of a character that's supposed to get proved wrong at the end of an episode, but in Rick's case, he's always right.

[@Zeuts85]

Not quite. There are a few episodes where he gets legit knocked down a peg or two. Pickle Rick is the best example.

[@MyNguyen-zi8wm]

@@Zeuts85 yiep although rick is an unapologetic ass, i have to agree w u on this

[@briankoontz1]

Rick's not right, he just has the perspective of someone who resents having to go to ridiculous lengths (becoming a master scientist) to save the world. He makes everyone around him pay for the crime of creating a world that needs to be saved, since that project is his entire identity.

[@grahamleupp7244]

@@Zeuts85 Another good example is Auto-Erotic Assimilation, where Unity dumps him.

[@loristnorton3723]

@@grahamleupp7244 you know he almost killed himself there.

[@tek512]

Everything Rick said about Jerry was 100% accurate.

[@suzie_lovescats]

Absolutely and Rick's proved right after that thing temporarily made him dumb the first thing Jerry does is bully Rick 🙄

[@eccentriclullaby1357]

The bit from 3:50 had me dying. Morty tripped and Rick simultaneously belched. It's timed so well 😂😂😂😂

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

“It certainly can’t be someone whose entire culture powers my *break lights!* “ is the best roast ever. Change my mind.

[@an-animal-lover]

Can't be done

[@that_one_av57]

6:10 The way his neck bends makes me feel sorry lmfao

[@KitzuneAmayori]

In-Depth Gaming reminds me of when Squidward broke his neck

[@plavobackasredalarmsleader241]

Kaminari Pickachu wait what

[@KitzuneAmayori]

Amicko Aberin when spongebobs house broke down when trying to fix it

[@alyeexayeeed2296]

“I believe you but I just want to die “

[@supimcrimson9483]

my depressed ass when my friend tell me everythings gonna be ok

[@faethefairy2274]

@@tobito3100 I CONTROL YOU! I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!

[@shinjiadventures7558]

"Why am I bragging about that I have nothing to prove. I'm surrounding by inferior pieces of shit and-"

[@dylanmaggott6437]

toxins.

[@safwannizam2932]

I really don’t see the problem people have with season 3

[@drumrocka]

Safwan Nizam they’re just dicks on the internet. Enjoy what you will and forget what anyone else says.

[@clintholmes2061]

They set the bar so fucking high and some are easily disappointed.

[@luffyghoul3237]

Season 3 is my favorite season

[@luffyghoul3237]

@steve crawford thx bro bro

[@xl6941]

@steve crawford LMAO, are we??

[@CumminsIsKing]

Rick's perception of high school is actually pretty damn accurate.

[@Tpforbunghole]

That moment you realize rick is a literal god since he made his own universe.

[@syllight9053]

You can be a god too. All you have to do is make a cage and develop an ant colony. Boom. You have the power to delete their life, make it better or just plain tourer them

[@824-b9d]

8:36 Probably the first and only time rick says “OWW”

[@Whitesnake18]

824 % I somehow never heard it

[@emilior934]

it's the president saying "NOW!" TAKING HIM DOWN!

[@gwallace5403]

@@emilior934 rewatch it, he says that AFTER rick says ow.

[@Rousella]

That's a little bit cursed, i never heard of it tho

[@mycommentpwnz]

"What are we vindicating, comfort?" I didn't get that at first lol....

[@madeyalook5942]

Morty smiles when Rick starts cussing at Sumner @ 1:04

[@judy-9999]

made ya look: Of course I looked; it's an interesting comment. He didn't exactly curse "at" her; he used a curse word for emphasis. And it was a good point. She made a good point, also.. . .The writers are fantastic. The illustrations are creative & the voices are fun. It's all good; that's why we're here. 💞🙋💞🇨🇦

[@Ecstasus_Mania]

He seems really satisfied-

[@bluepartyhat8791]

“It’s the hardest working liver in the galaxy, Morty. And now it has a hole in it.” 😂

[@Guccicurry]

5:39 Damn even the worm went “oof”

[@FallenAngel-jm9nq]

Guccicurry xd

[@khumotawana17]

"Every hospital claims to have the best doctor in the galaxy , it's like those pizza places that claim to have the best in the whole world, it's like they're having a pizza contest, have you ever been to a pizza contest? "

[@derrickphillips2765]

“Geezus he’s not a god” “You don’t know what I am. And you don’t know what I can do. I’m Dr WHO in this motherf***”

[@autiedaughtie8277]

“It certainly can’t be someone who’s ENTIRE CULTURE POWERS MY BRAKE LIGHTS!!!”

[@FatalShotGG]

4:03 "I'm a hero, Morty" *cuts to a clip of Pickle Rick slaughtering rats*

[@rapidrotation]

3:17 I really do feel for him here. Birdperson is one of the only close friends he's had for years, and his wedding ended up being a total lie the one time Rick let down his guard.

[@kokayinewsome9308]

One of the best reasons to watch the show is the crazy ass rants and the mysteries.

[@squanchy4360]

5:41 even the Gibble snake felt the burn 😂

[@christopherg2347]

"And I could turn a black hole into a sun!" Well, that *is* impressive. I mean, he is literally undoing Entropy.

[@jyotiradityasatpathy3546]

Cringe

[@bukucinho]

@@jyotiradityasatpathy3546 Ye

[@casualmemesurfer2754]

Wtf is that first name? Bro got named after a Egyptian god💀💀💀

[@Krissshereee]

Me personally Rick hits me on all levels especially emotionally he’s too real and I love him ❤️

[@arianalucrezi3213]

“A spoon Morty, a spoon?! There’s a pile of silverware next to you and you throw me the one thing that could never kill anything?”

[@yourlocalentertainmentchan9153]

Rick: *literally just killed a guy with the spoon by shoving it up his eye*

[@levitate7]

2:52 kills me everytime holy shit

[@Ivy94F]

Never noticed it until I saw it the second time around. Lol. I lost it when I read that note. Lol.

[@oscarnv23]

That ”OOF” when Jerry is getting eaten always gets me

[@lucifertheangelofdeath1169]

“Because if we can kill our enemies but we can’t jack them off how are we any better than them?” The mere *fact* that rick says that, not morty, not Beth, summer, or hell even goddamn Jerry, makes the line in general even funnier! XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harveyheron3302]

Lol

[@gogogoooooooooo]

Lucifer The angel of death Idk I can only envision Rick saying that and no one else.

[@23.10-k1v]

Lucifer The angel of death isn’t this sarcasm

[@Supreme_Otaku]

"You throw me the one thing that can never kill anything" *5 seconds after killing someone with it*

[@silentdogfart4892]

I've watched every episode literally hundreds of times and still find new things

[@marshalapex9792]

"She was ricks daughter" that hits different once you've watched season 5

[@Username-or9nr]

3:42 was my favorite part

[@brookoffthehook5166]

The whole rant kills me

[@Unavailablea4]

😂😂😭

[@bearlyalive9669]

I just realized Rick took down the government because of Bird Person's death and he did it all emotionless

[@lonestarwolfentertainment7184]

I relate so much to Rick’s “I am surrounded by fucking idiots!” Vibe.

[@jamarcus8409]

1:55 arguably one of the funniest lines of the whole show 😂

[@makaibrown8297]

4:54-5:12 is how i feel about every shitty superhero movie that gets a sequel or doesnt need one.

[@sarahfanpop]

I love this show, I was having doubts about this show at first but the more episodes I watched, I just fell in love with it. Oh how my relationship with this show progress 😂 plus during the purge episode, we know that Rick will always have doubts of trusting anyone but just for the sake of Morty, he is still willing to help her and he even asked Morty to stay in the car, still helping her. He still cares in his own way

[@pbjames]

Rick such a badass

[@LucresntBlade]

*YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE A BAD SON* !!! Legendary Line.

[@arenddelignie1395]

1:05 when my biology teacher asks me to learn 4 chapters in one test.

[@alyeexayeeed2296]

5:43 “oof”

[@judy-9999]

alyeexa yeeed Thanks, that's cool; I hadn't noticed.💞🙋💞🇨🇦

[@alyeexayeeed2296]

Judy Kinzle np 🙂🙂

[@161friends]

i dont get it i cant hear it

[@Oli-ey7rt]

Yellow Hermit 5:42 is better

[@161friends]

@@Oli-ey7rt ooh tyty

[@markr5212]

Writers of their own press release!

[@louislee5608]

6:26 Rick : _I CONTROL YOU, I CONTROL UNIVERSE!_ WOW I really love this.

[@ozinusa]

"being nice is what stupid people do to hedge their bets"...…..lmao

[@nirajrajkharel1706]

His best rant is at the end of pilot episode. That was awesome!!

[@animefreak6191]

Rick is savage

[@tebofighter]

"she got me in the goddam liver Morty, it's the hardest working liver in the universe, now it's got a hole in it" 😂😂😂

[@hameedhussain9391]

8:18 oof rick is a savage

[@paige8880]

7:48 *take a shot every time he says Morty here*

[@UndercookedBratwurst]

Was that 5 "Morty's"

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

I realised that the more Rick repeats Morty's name the more drunk he is

[@brendanecton4416]

I love his statement in that therapy office

[@mpstudies]

Except he got owned by the therapist

[@Logstudent1988]

man he's so on point in everything.. Love Rick

[@okami4476]

Did anyone else enjoy season 3 more since jerry wasn’t in it as much ? No one ... Just me.. Aight

[@Swaay420]

Season 3 made me realize that....I am Jerry

[@thegruesometwosome2831]

I don't like s4 so far but excited for the finale

[@merlinho0t]

i like jerry. rick and morty wouldn’t be rick and morty without jerry, beth and summer. essential characters

[@TakodaRides]

I like having jerry in it so Rick and morty can make fun of his intelligents

[@STONECOLD1988]

I’m with you.... fuck Jerry

[@cheytahhh]

"Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures, Morty, first rule: no more dad!" Season 3: Releases Rick and Jerry episode

[@BIoodbathh]

“I just did Morty here’s desert” lmaoo

[@vanicdraws_2999]

Summer: super knowledge? Rick: possibly.

[@timv1109]

I just freakin noticed the moster sucking up jerry just goes "oof" and rick lays inti jerry like wtf haha

[@senjikenkryomasa2361]

“Why in the f would I do that ever”

[@Myriad.sounds]

I like how in this compilation every clip leads into another. One clip ends with you think they have a pizza contest for best pizza in the world, and the next clip is rick saying his liver is the hardest working liver in the galaxy. One clip is rick ranting about why he'd ever turn himself into a teenager, next clip is him as tiny rick lol

[@nexxanor-1059]

When Rick said he’d never let his guard down again... I felt that shit x10

[@zboy1152]

“God damn it I love myself” -Pickle Rick

[@loosingsleep4071]

The realist cartoon character you’ll ever meet 😂😤

[@cartergosongshaywrdgojob6135]

you suck

[@agassifarhan774]

If he was real maybe he would be a public enemies and could be exiled around the world

[@Lowkeylie]

Nah, there are characters in several cartoons that are way more real to me. A few in Bihari for one thing. Like… uncomfortably real to the point it gets under my skin.

[@leofeo2098]

Is Morty a threat to Rick?, is that why he keeps him close, and constantly bringing him down? Cause he seems overly preocupied of always reminding Morty, who is the smartest between them.

[@dclong693]

You think Rick knows he will become Evil Morty and he imposed Stockholm syndrome to keep Morty in check to gain favor to save his own ass.

[@madi.5898]

@Kleinsorge Stephanie So he's just using him?? Wow tf

[@randomusername284]

Rick lets Morty do his thing for one episode and suddenly we got giant flying sperm

[@Kratosordinson]

Pickle rick was my best episode . Dude turned himself into a pickle to avoid family therapy

[@aydenroman6329]

"It certainly cant be someone whos entire culture powers my BREAKLIGHTS!!!!" He sounded so damn angry when he said that its hilarious

[@kelidesu]

5:41 HOW COME I NEVER HEARD THAT ´´UUUFFF´´ IM DEAD

[@sofialouised]

Underrated channel

[@Paul_Barrera]

sofialouised I

[@godxstreaks411]

NERDVANA you need to shut the fuck *UP*

[@yakoubimomo7393]

yeah i know how dare she have an opinion

[@tio4101]

To this day when a squirrel looks at me I put my hood up and cover my face

[@davidecarusone3333]

What are you doing you fool, now THEY KNOW THAT YOU KNOW

[@cunningsmile4166]

5:43 Wow. I know I guy who fits that description well. Just never thought of not in words.

[@tracisweeni9822]

"God damm it I love myself"

[@brianjones4729]

“It’s the hardest working liver IN THE GALAXY morty now it has a hole in it” lmao I died

[@NubRusty]

"here's my reverse ask" . love it