Tyrion and Varys Being an Iconic Duo

A Game of Thrones compilation with funny edits showing Tyrion and Varys being a great duo. (Re-upload)

[@blackfox4138]

I love how you can see JUST when the writing started dipping off. Their conversations went from a jovial battle of wits to ye olde Beevus and Butthead.

[@mattjack3983]

Yeah you can almost pinpoint it

[@Burning_Sunrise]

huh huh uh huh...hey Tyrion, you just said 'dip' uh huh huh huh.

[@KobeJordanHakeem]

After season 4 its just cock jokes and dumb banter

[@Abyrae]

​@@KobeJordanHakeemAnd jokes about not having a cock.

[@paulmustermann7068]

"You have no c**k" hahaha

[@cnote2458]

Everyone always says no one roasted Vary better then Tyrion. But i truly believe Daenerys burned him better.

[@aurelia8028]

😭

[@hansolowe19]

Meh.

[@xxDrain]

It's the writers who burned him.

[@DJ.M-C_OFFICIAL]

Now i understand it😢

[@marine47ncaa25]

Based

[@Starrfoxxxx]

Tyrion: Did you read it? Varys: It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North! Tyrion: So, what does it say? Varys: Nothing good I laughed up my coffee at that one.

[@theach84]

Ha 😅

[@The2Khafre]

I love that Varys knows right away that Tyrion is lying about Theon lmao. Its so telling about how he thinks

[@The2Khafre]

@@leachimy24 I think your missing my point. It just showcases that he's not only aware that it's a lie because he's a political equal to Tyrion... But he's also aware of why he's doing it... Hence the respect he shows Tyrion later.

[@sldarwin5615]

Tbf I always found it weird that Tyrion told arguably the smartest of the three the lie that’s so easy to figure out

[@markracsko8414]

It's even better in the book. There Tyrion talks to Varys last and the eunuch already knows that he told Pycelle he intends to ally with the Martells and told Baelish to broker a marriage alliance with Lysa. Tyrion tells him a different lie about Dorne, that he wants to send Tommen there. Varys acts like he believes this and doesn't know Tyrion's true intentions with Doran, and Tyrion is happy about the outcome of their conversation, but the text doesn't actually make it clear whether or not Varys really fell for it.

[@dylanjacques3480]

@@sldarwin5615he would have figured out Tyrion’s plan no matter what lie he used so why not save the best of them for people they may actually work on

[@sldarwin5615]

@@dylanjacques3480 yeah true

[@code_renard]

You can totally see how they have more banter going on at the beginning, and by the time they ran out of books, they reduced them to an overblown gag

[@sam101497]

I like to think of it them being able to be friends finally

[@chrisd3742]

I was going to say the same. The dialogue starts out with every line having some meaning pertaining to the plot and characterization, clearly backed by a book. It progresses into sounding like someone let an intern write their dialogue. Just crap, a waste of good actors, money and talented production crew.

[@xxDrain]

What a shame, the way things ended. Truly.

[@Nulcha]

true! and it makes no sense at all. argh

[@The_unknown_legend1409]

is it reallly that bad? i am in season 5 half and i genuinely love it . would i be disappointed at the last season or something

[@Nulcha]

@@The_unknown_legend1409 first of all I envy you that you have still so much left to see for the first time! I don’t know if you will be disappointed with the last season but chances are high. You can see that they rushed the last season and it feels like a forced ending (in my opinion)

[@scoobydoo5131]

@@NulchaAs Tywin would say: it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact!

[@highground3609]

Why did I read this in Varys voice 😂😂😂

[@gareth.6657]

Their chemistry was unique 😂😂

[@TonyPakRat]

Ha! I see what you did there lol

[@Rash23215]

​@@TonyPakRat what did he do??

[@TonyPakRat]

@@Rash23215 he said “unique” but it was a play on words with Eunch, which is what Varys is

[@Rash23215]

@@TonyPakRat oh....i see.... thanks

[@artyb.channel7496]

I live for these scenes. Their conversations are always entertaining.

[@praisejolaiya2918]

😂😂😂yeah

[@kim_or_kimmy]

"we don't have many books" "we don't have many men" 😂

[@sp00kyg1rl]

“I never said you were perfect” Varys always delivers the best lines😂

[@AlexanderYamada]

"She thinks you want to eat her baby..." 😂😂😂

[@jinx7501]

"But the queen mustn't know" Yeah, Varys knew Tyrion's game immediately 😂

[@marine47ncaa25]

D&D’s instant suffering began the day they stopped involving George as much. Dialogue to dust

[@MRJMXHD]

Facts

[@geeman.8081]

A lot of the dialogue is for the show only. If I remember correctly Varys and Tyrions conversations in the books were pretty bland.

[@cmflorence8037]

@@geeman.8081 bland? Shay's cottage? Walking through the walls of the Red Keep? What do you think bland means exactly?

[@geeman.8081]

@cmflorence8037 bland means bland, Varys weird giggling and non existent personality was boring in the book, his dynamic was not too different from the other 4d chess player Baelish. The show at least set them up as rivals to at least give both of them more of a personality.

[@kaihiggins725]

@@geeman.8081difference is Martin helped write the episodes he left after season 4

[@maromalul9134]

I'd want to read a specific book filled entirely with nothing but the adventures and interactions of these two titled "The Dwarf and the Unic"

[@Disxidence]

*eunuch

[@theeye1176]

Unic-orn

[@TonyPakRat]

​@@theeye1176now THAT was clever lmao great comment man 😂😂

[@VonJay]

The Half Man and the Spider sounds better imo

[@justsomeguywithadogpicture2622]

he's actually a merman but whatever

[@drugbustin]

Fun Fact: When Tyrion Corrected Varys and said " The most famous dwarf in the world " he was referencing a then recent pole about himself ( The actor Peter Dinklage)

[@brandonriddlesprigger8754]

Tyrian really was fond of Varys...You can see it in the "The queen mustn't know..." scene...

[@xxDrain]

0:33 Varys was not buying that shit :D

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Either that or his opinion of Tyrion was dropping immensely in real time

[@MrOgge50]

4:46 Varys’ face!! 😂 oh and Tyrion’s “I need to speak to someone with hair”

[@dmac___]

“Theon Greyjoy 😐”

[@PowermadNavigator]

- I wish we could converse as two honest, intelligent men! - I wish we could too. - Where is the God of tits and wine?

[@lawv804]

Varys and Tyrion in seasons 1-4: Some of the most compelling dialogue on TV. After sasons 4: Cock and ball jokes.

[@elisaa9981]

Peter Dinklage is great, but in my opinion Conleth Hill is grossly underrated.

[@starhalv2427]

I hate how it devolved into eunuch jokes.

[@Historygeek2006]

A few every once in a while were funny but it was so obvious when the show was relying on repeated jokes😭

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

3:07 "I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard" _cue laugh track_

[@MetalMannequiin]

Its such a pity to see the writers butcher Tyrion and Varys friendship after season 6. The dialogue crumbled, the conversations were an eyeroll and Varys death made little to no sense at all.

[@mattjack3983]

There were alot of things that happened from season 6 on that made little to no sense.

[@VonJay]

What writer writes better than George? People have wild expectations. It took George so many years to come up with the dialogue, besides that he’s extremely talented. Audiences really expect hired writers with limited time to come up with legendary dialogue.

[@davidstefano2709]

@@VonJay If Eli Attie, Debora Cahn, Lawrence O'Donnell, Lauren Hissrich, and John Wells could eventually figure out how to write The West Wing at NBC without Aaron Sorkin (and they *did* figure it out after a season or so), I don't think it's too much to ask a team of writers at HBO to figure out how to write GoT without George - and they failed at it for basically 3 full seasons.

[@celticknight221]

Varys was such a player in his own right. He got done dirty

[@TheWorstType]

How could you have cut off the first one?!!! When Tyrion says "I don't like being threatened" Varys' response is gold like genuine confusion of "What? Who threatened you?"

[@CB-lw7ty]

I feel like the talks about Theon Greyjoy with the looks between the two was very much each knew what the other was doing and they were already sure they could trust eachother, it was more to keep up appearances to any spies Littlefinger and the Queen might have.

[@pain17ification_Ray_Smith]

These two are the best bros...until Tyrion exposes Varys as a traitor to Dany and he's burnt alive, but bygones! 😅

[@csch1510]

Done by the very man who later betrayed Daenerys himself

[@MRJMXHD]

Spoilers

[@85pearlboy]

Varys exposed himself 😂😂😂, blame the idiotic writing,

[@Sharinganeye82]

imagine Stannis Terror ! Im trying 😂

[@phoivos]

It really looks like Varys's actor is reacting to how bad the cock jokes are, rather than Varys himself reacting

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well, when the actor is good you will always have the impression that this is not acting but the actor him/herself reacting... But no, that was VARYS.

[@davidl242]

Varys the spymaster who missed massive armies migrating across Westeros to set traps…. Good writing…..

[@Saskatchetooner]

He knew

[@stanleyjeli448]

like Varys said. minute 7.25 Daenerys wont listen to lonely old man.

[@majeedmamah7457]

Are you talk8ng about the golden compass

[@guifire9747]

tbf, said massive armies and fleet seem to warp across Westeros as needed, so it's kinda unfair for him

[@Jagg93.]

I have to give Peter credit for his role as Tyrion... idk how could keep a straight face in some of these exchanges 😂

[@lordbonney9779]

It’s not too hard, you just need to repeat the lines over and over again before the scene and believe that you aren’t funny. The repetition helps ignore the words, and often comedy fails if the character knows what they are doing is funny.

[@ThollaW]

Its goes from the best dialouge and banter known to Fantasy straight into jokes about cocks. Sad

[@johnnypheis8379]

When the Dink said, "the most famous dwarf in the world" I don't think he was acting. Evan if he's not the most famous, he's definitely my favorite.

[@crazypfc777]

This gives me "Tyrion and his sassy gay friend" vibes

[@sharkdentures3247]

"I wish we could speak honestly with each other." "Oh, I wish we could too." LMAO! (I'm not sure what that dry style of humor reminds me of, House MD or maybe something else? But I love it!)

[@ashishkulkarni891]

its always joy to hear the conversations between these two...

[@boxhead411]

StG, to have Tyrion, Varys, Tywin, Margery's grandmother and Little Finger playing a game of wits in the same room 😏

[@stiopruryd4879]

That would be a Tywin victory by the thinnest of margins ever

[@boxhead411]

@@stiopruryd4879 who is 2nd place 😏

[@madelinegarber7860]

Oh man I’d have paid so much money to see that.

[@TonyPakRat]

I feel like Oleena would just start talking shit and making little side comments throughout the whole game/conversation 😂😂😂

[@zhefaloosia7953]

Varys loves the Tea, specially from Tyrion

[@lucapettinari1500]

Varys bowing at every bullshit Joffrey says is gold

[@user-ie7tf3hh5c]

the least believable marriage he tells to varys

[@derekquigley5816]

Because he knows Varys is least likely to be the spy.

[@Sirfluffy51]

Ooooo the queen mustn’t know, lol he knew he was joking.

[@attilamagyar91]

Clearly visible when the writers lost the support of the books. "-Hahahha balls joke "

[@Solitude1990]

"...the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling" He just told Tyrion he's not even swimming in the water, he's paddling on it. Such clever writing

[@originalname5528]

"i plan on marrying myrcella to theon greyjoy" *side eye* "theon... Greyjoy... "

[@patriot459]

Hahahahahha that little smirk of the the queen mustn’t know haha

[@andrewfalconer8599]

While everyone is playing the checkers, these two play three dimensional chess.

[@mafundzabbaloyi3665]

"because I have balls, and you don't." classic 😂

[@WhoShorts_]

lol, you think thats good writing? clearly you're American if you think that good, hasn't got a clue about actual 'classics'

[@elisaa9981]

Rude!

[@VictorDeraberu]

Nice touch .....got me cracking

[@JediPhoenix1976]

4:47 - Suuuuuuure, he's a eunuch....😏

[@SerOfGondor_]

they’re so besties💅

[@lexx5313]

They did both my bois dirty! 😞

[@paulpetersen879]

I loved these 2

[@beaniemanmg9134]

You can see and hear the devolving dialogue.

[@Abdallaelharty]

Best duo conversation in game of thrones. Second only to tywin's.

[@badbunny4631]

They used this actor to play the mountain in the end!

[@Lexio3031]

Good writing time of death: 5:30

[@julesgch3976]

I rewatch these when I miss the OG seasons

[@Dibbz_TV]

The writing dipped hard jeezus Christ

[@89mok1]

Idk who's a better duo who deserves a spin off, Varys and Tyrion or Ned & Robert 🤔

[@Slmon-pm2tu]

4:38 oh no😂

[@freshmeatpopsicle]

makes me want to rewatch the series. stopping before the last season oc xD

[@borgCube100]

Back when Varys was smart (he KNEW Tyrion never meant to sell Marcella to Theon, for example) and Tyrion was good at his job.

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

Dinklage really did a great and awesome role.

[@flintcityhc1524]

Varys is the ancestor of Mr Humphries on Are You Being Served? - prove me wrong

[@djnb5382]

"At least your balls won't freeze off" 🤣

[@bbenjoe]

If the books are ever going to be finished, I hope Varys will be revealed to be a lost Targaryen or Blackfyre prince.

[@stefaniepoetting1255]

It rook me some time to enjqy these two.

[@randallbrittingham3439]

Love this video, but it’s painful to see the immediate decline of writing through their dialogue. It’s Like watching a prized painting burn…

[@Nulcha]

awesome video. and as anyone can see, it makes no sence that Tirion betrayed Varys at the end. omg i hate the last season so much

[@StableGenius123]

why was this deleted and reupoloaded can I ask?

[@eillan1914]

Probably copyright issues

[@csch1510]

​@@eillan1914probably YT's issues

[@fatzethiasbolt9410]

uhhh the queen

[@tugbatok9008]

i need to speak with someone with hair ahahah

[@unblessedcoffee1457]

Really, Kings Landing was the only setting we needed.

[@arvidruhland1967]

0:33 he's disappointed by the lie and immediately sees through it

[@brendanmatrix9393]

I want to come back to it but it ended so badly that I end up angry

[@xiloh7035]

season 8: haha varys no kok

[@braxtonkern5551]

need to make a shortcut on varys funniest moments

[@themissingpeace7956]

Tyrion is the only person I know who ended up being worse after getting sober.

[@MissEtak87]

What I love about this 'little' man is that he demanded an actual role instead of those not so good roles... aka history of the little people. What is really shitty, those little people, their health complications generally end their lives early. Please look at one musician group Kid Rock who selected one for their mascot and how they handled it. Death changes everyone, especially as we fall in love with each other like brothers and sisters by living together. Massive kudos to this 'little' man, for he played a roll of perfection, as my EX under the stars husband - one german russian badass Army Ranger with too many titles on World of Warcraft and an Eagle Scout... now how did I end up with a bunch of dudes who are as dubbed by the Paladin Healer "Loot Whores" Film Name: Cyrano ... Well, they stole the kitchen and the coolest streamer who embraced herself and worse the terrible things on the outside, everything stolen from her as Prey labeled as a rejected child not unlike this 'bastard' Tyron Lanster... He was born short, but I was born a girl... girls survival is greater than man's... Well cheers us to my dude. I make sex jokes...

[@MissEtak87]

100% truth... I looked upon the entertainment industry wanting to be a singer... then an actor... then just date one of those faces... then just have a one night stand relationship... I know teenagers new to the world and unrealistic. One of the downsides, I wanted to be loved by all... Then one day I figured it out... How could I 100%? Believe it or not... If I am offensive to everyone then I just 100% in friendship, love, and I didn't do a damn thing aside from embracing myself... I lied though... Unsure of what it was I selected a trial name on the Twitch; we experimented with the masses who wanted me to drink myself into a plunder. Unfortunately the health of everyone is that I'm too good looking or unachievable or something thus must drink myself to death before they could ask me to sleep with them. Not a big deal my friends. Upon providing the actual handle, for I didn't want to lose my pre-y2k handles I came back to the same group but lost the following while including those who dedicated thanks to one chat bot who kept track. Well I do not know who they were, but we lost them. Now Twitch I grant to you a present. I had streamed onto a server of testing, one cooking stream of broiled salmon complete with the house's input on the matter known as a fire alarm which was a first, and the ending of it was not unlike the results of Hellsblade. I wanted to be the beacon of support for everyone is important, but I had to give up time with my family, Time I will never get back. Please make it worth our while and shorten it if you wish, but the video was a how to eat better for everyone. Community Contributor anti-depression anti-suicide Unit of humor, for life is doooo. Cookiethegrill ---> 3ttack Affliated with Twitch, Amazon, World of Warships, Dish Network, Cisco, Comptia, VAlve, EA, Nvdia, HBO and so on... Please, let's not compare me to my Warrior... turned out I was supposed to roll a Holy Priest, but instead rolled a mage who professioned in Gnome Engineering with way too many titles. Also my stream was a bar, and that Paladin always wanted to own a bar... Ty Jason aka CmdBash, also affiliated with his work, but that's only if everyone wants to recognize me... I am a bastard child in my own way after all...

[@martijn7416]

❤

[@Ironsights51]

“He tells dwarf jokes, I tell eunuch jokes.” “I do not tell dwarf jokes.” Subtle, but so funny.

[@poppinlochnesshopster3249]

I don't get it. What is the subtlety?

[@severussnapeytp715]

@@poppinlochnesshopster3249 I didn't get it either

[@scottfitzpatrick1939]

Season 1: IQ 220 Season 8: Dunning Kruger

[@melkyorkaimo4459]

I'm entirely sure that I'm entirely sure what I'm suggesting

[@pierrealex3680]

Season 8 really fucked up about them. I honestly think that Tyrion would have trusted Varys over Daenerys

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

~4:45.... He may not be able to do anything with it but that doesn't mean he is not attracted to it. Then again it may remind him of something younger and of a different gender😂😂😂😂😂

[@daughters4life55]

Why did Tyrion choose the one that the queen was told about... was it his plan all along to ship Marcella off to dorn?

[@Ziids7]

I believe he was trying to root out one of Cersei’s informants and didn’t know who it was, so he told several people a slightly different story and whichever one she came to him and moaned about he knew was the person he was looking for, which was Pycelle.

[@daughters4life55]

@@Ziids7 yeah I get that thanks I'm asking why did he choose that particular plan out of the three

[@Ziids7]

@@daughters4life55 to try and keep Dorne on their side or at least neutral, as there was a lot of bad blood between the Martells and Lannisters.

[@WhoShorts_]

yes ofc

[@NoName-cb9mg]

@4:43

[@b4nterontilt245]

???

[@aurelia8028]

@@b4nterontilt245 ass m8. tis all there is to it

[@sasankm4383]

1:22

[@myalterego2878]

Where's the comment button for half that shit is wrong anyway?

[@HalfandSac]

wait so varys wasnt a pedo? he just knew all kids from his whispers?

[@jaredgalarza]

I hated them for killings Varys.

[@martijn7416]

Varys

[@Colaschnittchen]

I couldn’t watch past 3:15

[@josephrizzo3738]

no

[@Nino-zg4ux]

Tyrion after season 4 was awful lol

[@bdrobe2]

Once it was only c**k jokes, you could tell D&D ran out of book material.

[@loppy6481]

Omg the dialogue was so terrible later seasons wtf happened

[@ralphcifaretto1]

D&D

[@85pearlboy]

Garbage of a show, 😂😂😂 Varys and Tyrion, a caricature of themselves after season 5