Top 20 Worst Lines in Game of Thrones

[@michaelmcknight5796]

"To be honest, I was never really afraid of fire" -The Hound

[@chrishernandez1323]

That one is massive

[@tavasoli]

😂

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

"Hot, or otherwise."

[@jamesbalbutin6796]

Bro was traumatized

[@PerryPalmtree]

Im laughing so hard at this 😂😂

[@ankurgupta987]

"To be honest I never really cared about holding the door" - Hodor

[@HEYitzED]

Lmfao

[@Max_6200]

Underrated This is so hilarious

[@ashperk9718]

This one is great and truly would be shocking if Hodor spoke this 😂😂

[@adamlord6332]

"Hodor" - Hodor

[@Scerotic]

Flameo sir..flameo

[@theogeffrelot983]

"To be honest, I've always been OK with my little brother playing with my toys." - The Mountain

[@RamssCoreM]

LMFAO 😂

[@pedron.loyola8698]

You forgot Bran in the end saying “we need a master of whispers” when he literally sees everything. Bruh

[@BillGunslinger]

Maybe he is featherbedding

[@hollowknight459]

noob. Yes he can see everything. but he have to know where to search for. millions of informations, when he only can be once? use your brain

[@weebwhodoesntloveanime6955]

"To be honest, I really never cared about the Lannister's legacy" - Tywin if he survived

[@DrRAZI99]

Thank god that Tywin died before the show went to shit

[@MyPrideFlag]

Tywin was so smart that he became aware that he's a characted and that D&D will ruin him. So he chose death.

[@Raminagrobisfr]

"tbh, i really never cared much about my sister and her children" Oberyn if he survived "tbh, i really never cared much about the seven gods" high sparrow

[@andrewkohler3707]

@@MyPrideFlag Olenna managed to die with one of the best lines in the series in order to avoid being Season 8.

[@aokisan3313]

Goated profile pic

[@TKize777]

"To be honest, I never really cared about those elephants," -Cersei

[@FinnyWinny121]

This is perfection

[@user-kt7lw]

The best by far

[@severussnapeytp715]

💀💀

[@anfani6839]

This is making me laugh more than it should

[@PerryPalmtree]

😂😂😂

[@monke2837]

"To be honest, i never really cared about minerals" - Hank Schrader

[@SuperCacazinho]

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJ

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Sounds like every StarCraft game ever.

[@Samiii90210]

💀💀

[@Mikerich_94]

What is this? A crossover episode??

[@alyssonpereiraassuncao4322]

​@@Mikerich_94 the national face of depression

[@danielfaraoanu9515]

"To be honest, I never really cared about the breastplate stretcher" -Lancel who dedicated his life to the breastplate stretcher after King Robert ordered him to.

[@KaiHung-wv3ul]

"To be honest, I never cared much about honor" -Ned if he lived to Season 8

[@coldfries282]

@@KaiHung-wv3ul God imagine what they would've done with Ned if he lived till season 8.... Kinda makes me glad he died lol

[@hastur3201]

That was Lancel's last thought, before he got incinerated

[@Prophet_of_Colour]

@@KaiHung-wv3ul That one is kind of true though, as the very most honorable people literally don't care about their honor, they just are honorable. It's like dignity: you don't preserve or ruin it, you just have it or you don't, and nobody's opinion can change that.

[@KaiHung-wv3ul]

@@Prophet_of_Colour Fair enough.

[@annett5]

"To be honest I always really cared much for other people" Joffrey

[@dmdeign7116]

🤣

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"...Innocent, or otherwise."

[@JBackkkkk]

hahahahahah

[@WadeWilson_]

This is the best one in the comments

[@annett5]

@@WadeWilson_ ❤

[@JakubMatl]

“To be honest, I never really cared about my children" - Cersei while holding dying Joffrey at his wedding

[@Ziel23987]

Well, she didn't care too much for them. At most she was upset when they died.

[@ksawerystankiewicz5562]

More of her reaction to Tommens death

[@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken]

They were a vehicle for her own desire for power.

[@pierre6061]

@@everythinggoodsfeckingtaken completely agree. I don’t understand why this thing wasn’t explicitly addressed in the show, I think it would have added a lot more depth to the character, in a similar way to Breaking Bad: in the end Walter admits that what he did wasn’t really for his family, but for himself.

[@revengeszn8739]

The notion Cersei loved her children is the biggest lie ever lmao, cant believe so many people bought it She saw them as an extension of herself, thats not love. If she loved Tommen she would see Margaery made him happy and left the Tyrells alone

[@jraposo]

"To be honest, I never really cared about those chickens" -Sandor Clegane

[@datsj2152]

"You are my Queen, I don't know what else I can say" Apparently, the writers don't too, Jon

[@senorkaktusz5940]

Jon was such a great man at the end of season 6. I even admired his character. Then they made him (and almost everyone else) stupid, and gave him a stupid ending.

[@milkyway208O]

@@senorkaktusz5940 Yeah, D&D surprisingly didn't completely butcher Jon's character until season 7

[@andrevanderlinden8722]

"To be honest, I never really cared about the Stark children" - Brienne of Tarth probably in the first draft of season 8

[@splaar]

I mean, they made her say "Fuck loyalty." That's basically the Brienne of Tarth equivalent to Jamie's iconic bad line

[@datsj2152]

Even as a joke, bold of you to assume this season had a draft.

[@Coltist...6g3]

​Lol, the whole season is the first draft.

[@Rie-pm8vf]

The only reason they didn't include that part is because they lost it somewhere after getting black out drunk after writing that garbage.

[@SJ-ym4yt]

”To be honest I never really cared about turning people into skeletons” - The Night King

[@dutchvan.740]

To be honest i can talk and understand english Night king

[@KaiHung-wv3ul]

"Dead, or otherwise"

[@user-vu6bi2jr8g]

Wildling or otherwise

[@13thvarebel16]

Winner

[@raskolnikov7034]

W Arya L Night king L the season 8

[@hexgirl_x]

"To be honest, I never cared about the innocents" -Daenerys Oh wait, that one is actually true according to season 8

[@hedgehobbit6844]

“To be honest, I never really cared about burning them all.” -King Aerys

[@IantheDugan]

“To be honest, I never really cared about Elia Martell,” Oberyn chuckled to The Mountain

[@vario6492]

Her children or otherwise

[@bryanlee6065]

Oberyn kinda forgot about his sister

[@Lite727]

“If you think this is gonna have a happy ending you haven’t been paying attention” Ned Stark exclaimed to King Robert in regards to the Targaryen girl.

[@Darthspino66]

@@Lite727 nah it was said by Ramsey to thion

[@Dryaspis]

**canned laughter**

[@carllazarraga2858]

"To be honest I never really cared if harry put his name in the goblet," whispered dumbledore calmly

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

Made me laugh, nice.

[@MehIgotnothing]

🏆😂😂 brilliant

[@michaelbenedictlajara]

You think ur happy?

[@GabrielRodrigues-ro1ep]

Whispered Dumbledore, calmly or otherwise

[@made-line7627]

Hahaha

[@petroniobrazjunior3867]

"To be honest, i never really cared about finding the breastplate stretcher" Lancel Lannister

[@CompletelyNormalHuman]

GODS what a stupid name

[@Noob-ng1of]

underrated 😂

[@illmitchjax]

"To be honest, we never needed allies" - Jon Snow

[@usyan]

"To be honest, I never really cared about the one ring" Gollum, if LotR written by D&D

[@matthiasvansoest141]

😂

[@ulollolmao8631]

Sauron :" Me either"

[@latronix-omnigenus]

Right, because Tolkien didn't write around 1200 pages of a convoluted story around the power and might of Sauron just to have Frodo throw the ring in the Volcano and never get to see Sauron?

[@imamfakhruddin1015]

@@latronix-omnigenus Lol first of all, how you come to think that the story of LoTR is in any way convoluted is beyond me. Secondly, it was stated very early on that the point of the journey is to PREVENT Sauron from coming back, Frodo throwing the ring into Mount Doom is literally their ultimate goal. Lastly, it was pretty obvious that the "power and might" of Sauron refers to his armies, not Sauron himself. If anything, the story revolves more around the power of the One Ring , which has its own sentience and is not directly controlled by Sauron.

[@MariOmor1]

"To be honest I didn't really care about making myself immortal anyway" Voldemort if D and D wrote Harry Potter

[@schangzz]

"To be honest i never really liked torturing people" - Ramsey Bolton

[@user-li2im7xy4c]

Innocent or otherwise 🙏❤️🤣

[@wirginiamobillio]

Lol

[@mrgainz7252]

"To be honest , I never really cared about finding Nemo" - Nemo's Dad

[@TheStickyDynamite]

"To be honest, I'm against bloodshed at weddings" - Walder Frey

[@konstantinasfyri1967]

''To be honest, I never really cared about baking pies'' Hot Pie in season 8 of Game of Thrones

[@wizxioo4522]

The true villain

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

Basically Lord Manderly in the books, if you know you know

[@hayfordsarfo1646]

🤣

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

​@Ammoniumbicarbonat LOL. Better pies than Hot pie's pies

[@TrollsAndScrolls]

Oh no, that broke my heart

[@flankspeed]

Tyrion: "...And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" Gary Oldman: "EEEEVERYOOOOONE!!"

[@WWESVRGAMER]

No one in Westeros cares what the audience thinks what the Best Story is.

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

@@WWESVRGAMER No one in Westeros cares about someone's story when they elect the king.

[@WWESVRGAMER]

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p except the ones who are choosing.

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

@@WWESVRGAMER Why the hell does it matter what story the king has? How does help him to rule the kingdom?

[@anshagrawal4624]

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Experience in life and the lessons learned

[@chriscross8547]

"To be honest, one can simply walk into Mordor" - Lord Boromir Stark, 19 BBY

[@mazingerz9118]

''To be honest, I never really cared about Hodor'' -Bran, sitting on his throne with a smirk

[@ameelrod1164]

Oh wait. That one's true

[@BH-98]

The line that Bran says to Sansa “you were so beautiful that night” should’ve been here. It’s so gross & insensitive even for a supposedly emotionless character like Bran.

[@princessleiaorgana7238]

I think this was to show that Bran can't see everything (or has any emotions or understands them) but of course they never elaborated so yes, without explanation, it was definitely a pointless, insensitive line.

[@Melody311000]

It was creepy

[@KevinAccetta]

Omg yes, I completely forgot about that because it's just so gross. Like.. why even make that a line of dialogue...

[@niksterkai4303]

Bran knows about a wooden wheelchair that a Targ King made god knows how long ago. I think that he would know about what Ramsay did to her.

[@gley7527]

"You were so beautiful the night you got raped"

[@pandagames3193]

„What‘s she like down there“ feels like that one dialogue option in a story- based game that immediatly gets you minus points for that relationship

[@HikariPrime]

‘Jamie’ disliked that. ‘Jamie’ will remember that.

[@bilnaat1000]

watch you'r tongnue m8 or azu... cersei will come down and show you some next level broken-bone-bending

[@SerMattzio]

It's such a weirdly derogatory line too. It's like he hates Brienne or something. Combined with him mocking her virginity previously, it's like Tyrion turned into some low IQ frat bro or something, embarrassing.

[@zaraoftarth]

@@SerMattzio Yes he acted like an absolute a hole! Remembering how respectful he was to honorable people.

[@pasandesilva2295]

@@HikariPrime I like where you are going with this!

[@nolanfischer4855]

"To be honest I never really loved Dany" -Jorah Mormont

[@patrickwantstodie4894]

“To be honest I never really cared for the gabagool” - Tony Soprano

[@pbluma]

Ohhh!!!

[@anexpertonthematter1468]

Sorpresatta

[@derekmann8239]

“To be honest, I never cared about my honor. For capturing the Avatar or otherwise.” -Zuko, if ATLA was written by D&D

[@davidhoffman6980]

Someone should totally make a "if D&D made Avatar: The Last Airbender" video/series.

[@ehtishamkhan2004]

"To be honest, I never really cared about my mother or anything" -D&D Katara

[@Muz__27]

"To be honest, I never really cared for this stupid little child" Tosses him to Luke. - Din Djarin written by D&D

[@rahul0000nm]

"To be honest, I never really cared about Hogwarts" D&D Harry Potter

[@sagatious6435]

Zuko : "would you come back and take your rightful place on the throne?" Iroh : "I dun wan it"

[@despinapoutachidou5949]

Cersei in the early seasons : a compelling villain that you just can't help but love to hate and hate to love Cersei In s8 : 👁👄👁🍷 I want my elephants

[@Gaius_Arminius]

Ah yes, such an interesting window -cersei, season 8

[@thomasbrennan1038]

@@Gaius_Arminius that’s literally all she did in the last 2 seasons, look out a window.

[@BlackRose-rp7kv]

That's literally how my brain remembers her. Sipping fucking wine looking out a window angry or in deep thought looking evil and shit

[@mind-blowing_tumbleweed]

Tbh in books she also was becoming more crazy with time

[@vxskud]

Where's My Elephant! Where's My Elephant Where's! My Elephant!

[@johnfluogaming7124]

Sandor Clegane to Sansa : "look at me. Stannis is a killer, the Lannisters are killers, your father was a killer, your brother is a killer, your sons will be killers someday. The world is built by killers. so you better get used to looking at them." Arya Stark to Jon Snow, 6 years later : "I know a killer when I see one."

[@fiercetap7936]

“To be honest, I never really cared about Propane” -Hank Hill

[@phillballer]

Samwell telling Tyrion he’s not mentioned in a song of ice and fire as some sort of hilarious punchline when it makes no sense to not mention him

[@ronnsnow2859]

If Samwell is Grand Maester, he has full authority to add Tyrion into the book.

[@madamebkrt]

This is what I hate most about the later seasons. Characters are ruined for one line of comic relief. I wish Supercuts Delight mentioned that fact with the infamous Jaime line...It was written for a cheap laugh, nothing more. Disgraceful.

[@thedoctor4327]

It would only make sense if Tyrion’s only contribution to the story/war was the Battle of Blackwater because they were already in the process of writing him out of history by giving the credit to Joffrey and Tywin. But not even mentioning how Tyrion was convicted of killing Joffrey, being the indirect cause of the death of a Prince of Dorne, suspected/confirmed to have killed Tywin, etc.? Beyond idiotic in-universe and beyond inept writing in real life

[@Demolition89336]

Like, damn. Did Tywin come back from the dead to write the book? You know what? Scratch that. An undead Tywin walking in during the Council of the Hand would actually be a better ending than the one we got.

[@heauxkage5611]

righttt!! that was such a shitty punchline

[@soroush9142]

You missed one: Brienne saying " Fuck Loyalty " to Jaime in S07E07 when her whole charachter and storyline is based on her loyalty to Catelyn and her daughters. If not worse, it is as bad as Jaime saying he doesn't care for the innocent.

[@gfilmer7150]

Brienne’s a hypocrite. She killed Stannis, her liege Lord.

[@JahanMisra]

@@gfilmer7150 after stannis killed her original liege lord (in the show)

[@gfilmer7150]

@@JahanMisra Stannis was the heir Storm’s End and heir to The Throne. Renly a pretender King, a usurper, and he was committing treason.

[@Lord_Of_Night]

​@@gfilmer7150 But that's not hypocrisy because she always chose to support Renly from the beginning. And continued to do so after Renly died. That's just plain loyalty.

[@gfilmer7150]

@@Lord_Of_Night Yeah, loyalty to a man who committed treason by going against Stannis. Not to mention, Stannis was THE last legitimate Baratheon at the time and Brienne killed him. She killed the last living lord of the House she was a banner man of.

[@WiseOakDakota]

For number 10 Sansa saying she doesn’t know how to use a dagger, remember when she tried to hide the blood on her mattress? She used a knife and literally stabbed the mattress multiple times

[@middleofthebarrel]

"killing a dragon

[@aeroevans9987]

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister with a finger in the bum." - Euron, probably

[@bencarlson4300]

It’s a terrible, stupid line from Euron, but Jaime’s facial reaction never fails to make me laugh

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

What a brutal way to die. To be sodomised to death by Euron Greyjoy.

[@nehalarifabbasi4147]

Man forgot he had actually killed a dragon.

[@HyunaTheHyena]

She was looking kinda dumb ...

[@dutchvan.740]

Atleast he knows how to use the pointy end

[@wolfzeru5745]

"To be honest, I never really cared about fighting or getting stronger" - Goku if Dragon Ball was written by D&D

[@carllazarraga2858]

Lmfao

[@rubyangel2900]

LMAO XD

[@CJLOVE23]

😂😂😂

[@A-SUS]

"goku kinda forgot he loves fighting and getting stronger"

[@andrewschaaf3119]

So gintoki

[@demerzel3798]

“To be honest, I never really cared about my collection” - General Grievous

[@ExtremeMedium]

"To be honest, I never really cared much for gold." -Bronn

[@therwbyfamilton8023]

Quiburn: How Many people have you killed? Jamie: I don’t know… Quiburn: How many people you saved? ( Sarcastic) Jamie: Half a million… The population of kings landing. Quiburn: (Shocked by this) Few years later: Jamie: I don’t care about them. Innocent or otherwise. That just shows you. He sacrificed his honor, gets mocked at by the people as “ Kingslayer, oathbreaker, man without honor” since he was A TEENAGER to save his people… But Nahhh he doesn’t care apparently.

[@gfilmer7150]

D&D always like d-bag Jaime more than good guy Jaime for some reason.

[@mythbuster43]

Also, King's Landing somehow doubled in population to a million between Season's 3 and 8.

[@gfilmer7150]

@@mythbuster43 I would assume it doubled due to refugees but they never explained that.

[@stevelui278]

But he also tried to kill an innocent child and pushed him out a window. So there is that.

[@lydiapinnell1124]

You know how teenage boys are, they be bored and random 🤪

[@DGonyt7]

“To be honest, I never really cared about my dragons” - Daenerys if she survived season 8.

[@jcolinmizia9161]

Ah yes, no one has a better story than Bran the Broken, who was left out for a whole season and you didn’t notice.

[@Butterflieslove2]

😂😂😂

[@HEYitzED]

Wow I really didn’t lmao. Which season was that?

[@jfells4838]

@@HEYitzED sorry for the late reply but I believe it was season 5.. my gf and I recently rewatched the show so I think it was then

[@Ziel23987]

We did. It greatly improved his story's pacing.

[@splaar]

Honestly his story in the last 4 seasons was just one of procrastination, then last-minute attempts at writing on the part of the writers. Kinda like they had no idea where to go with his story after the books, so they just didn't for season 5, and then when planning season 6, they realized they had forgotten to make literally any effort on Bran's story, so they kinda just threw something together and called it good

[@thalmoragent9344]

*"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister"* Yeah, no one's gonna know that though, but you did something FAR more impacting... you _literally killed a flipping Dragon._ Rhaegal was far greater than Jamie as an opponent.

[@davidphillips-zee1083]

And the Rhaegal kill was more impressive, despite it being assisted by a ballista. Aiming one from the deck of a rocking boat, at a flying, moving target that’s hundreds of feet away and nailing it on your first try is a legendary feat. But that scene isn’t meant to show Euron as an incredibly competent and dangerous threat. No it’s purpose is only to shock the viewer, get them mad about Rhaegal’s death, then point that anger at the convenient straw-villain that is Show Euron.

[@plumbusc1379]

He did something even far more greater: managed an ambush on open sea.

[@tyson5073]

that scene is when i knew how badly rushed the final season was, like it angered me inside to see it happen

[@virn333]

@@davidphillips-zee1083 if they ever finish the books and readapt it ppl are gonna be so terrified by book Euron lmao.

[@motherofshite3142]

If those assholes actually fixed their writing and stretched the ending over two seasons as HBO offered, Euron might've ended up as a good character, and we might've given him credit for his wins.

[@sperg1]

To be fair number 10 "I don't know how to use it" is a more poetic way of saying she's no fighter or swordsman, not that she literally doesn't know how to use a knife lol

[@gundukamble3383]

You forgot what Arya said after that. She said stick them with the pointy end. Does sansa didn't clarify what she was saying or Arya didn't understand what sansa was trying to say? And the scene ends. Maybe she should have given her some tips regarding knife use if what you're saying is true.

[@tikarimiekka8048]

@@gundukamble3383 Well, Arya's answer can actually be a poetic way of saying "it's better than nothing". Is obviously a cheap call back to S1, but still, works

[@cochonchon4223]

​@@gundukamble3383it means that Arya explain that it's not that hard to fight

[@majs1996]

"Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" 80% of the characters that reached the final episode alive 💀 When Tyrion started that speech I honestly thought he was talking about Jon Snow, or even Sansa.

[@chrisvenom4876]

Ilyn Payne too

[@jefferyepstein6109]

You can see the disgust on Peter Dinklage’s face when he had to say “And who has a better story than Bran the broken.” 😂😭

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

I thought you were dead Like Game of Thrones

[@alvilssovas9564]

Peter Dinklage is defending the season vehemently lately. I think the work there took a toll on his intellect irl aswell

[@dr.park-inson8565]

@@alvilssovas9564 is he? I saw some of the Interviews he Was doing when season 8 aired and he looked genuinly depressed about it

[@SilkyLew]

@@alvilssovas9564 he look like he has a gun to his head though lol

[@alvilssovas9564]

@@dr.park-inson8565 yes it there. Samwell Tarly actor says the same. That it's not bad etc.

[@CollaborativeVODS]

I love the mad queen arc. She's evil because she "kind of forgot" that she was a hero

[@xenondoro8573]

She's not mad, she just has dementia. She forgot about the Greyjoys too.

[@hemanthreddyvennapusa18]

Thank god he was killed before that ! I could definitely imagine dumb and dumber making him say that

[@baron6148]

It's because she is a tArGaRYeN~~

[@WAZOOMA]

I think she had always shown murderous and hypocritical tendencies. I find her pretty annoying and I liked that she eventually showed how bad she could be when given the power

[@xenondoro8573]

@@WAZOOMA Very few had an issue with what she did. It's just that the plot was rushed. Dany was always about protecting the weak and her doing a 180 for shock value made no sense. We should have been given a reason for her to turn on the people of King's Landing which actually would have been easy to do. Dany always had this us vs them, black & white thinking and especially in the books she is furiously protective of her own people. In the books she hasn't lost any of the Dothraki who bent the knee at the end of book/season 1 or any of the Unsullied really. In book 5 she loses one Unsullied and is absolutely crushed. Her dragon supposedly killing one random person ends with her locking her dragons up. On her way to Mereen she took down every single crucified slave and buried them. This is how she operates. I strongly believe that in the books her reasoning for burning down King's Landing will take us back to the speech she made before she hatched her dragons: "Those who would harm you will die screaming". She could try taking King's Landing the way she took Mereen by sneaking in the Unsullied to arm the civilians against the masters. But in King's Landing the peasants would turn on her forces and have them killed at the square. This would emphasize that the people of King's Landing are "them", not "us". Considering how in the show Dany had non-white forces they could have easily included themes of racism which would have forced Dany to choose a side and see the Westerosi as an enemy. This imo would have been the best way to do it since it strucks a chord with the BLM themes and the viewers would have been just as conflicted as Dany by understanding her reasoning yet also being horrified about the mass murder she committed.

[@alejandrorolon414]

"To be honest, I never wanted to make anyone fly" Robin Arryn

[@lordtains]

"To be honest, we never really cared about good dialogue." -D&D, finally telling the truth

[@denadra]

Grey worm : "You can't do that" Bran : "Yes I can, I am king" "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king" -Tywin Lannister

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

tywin: YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER any man who must say you're my daughter is no true father

[@kaylobrok3272]

Ragnar disagrees

[@alexschlaeft]

I mean it is pretty smart. Tywin proved that bran is no true king and the real villain in the end of game of thrones

[@zacorton8919]

​@@godemperorofmankind3.091this actually makes sense

[@86lanzo]

@@zacorton8919 it makes sense because Tywin ran his family like a business..Cirsie was more an asset than a daughter.

[@sielaff2112]

Honorable mention has to go to Sam's line at the end about Tyrion not being mentioned in the book the maester wrote about the war. How could such a book even be written without mentioning him? His kidnapping arguably set off the whole thing and he was Hand two separate times ...

[@SerMattzio]

Oh God that line is so cringe because you know they wrote it just for a nonsensical "lol funy" joke at Tyrion's expense. It fails at every level. Nonsensical, humiliates Tyrion even further, doesn't fit Sam's character AND it's not even funny either!

[@mohamadtarek2842]

this one makes the top 5 easily

[@jackierosas9593]

Dude, they could’ve had it be his book description. That would’ve been a nice reference and illustrate how history is warped depending on who the victor is. But that would’ve been paying homage to a good story that they ruined and require too much thought. Ugh. It makes no sense that he wasn’t in the book. He was accused, tried, and found guilty of assassinating a king! Not just any king but his NEPHEW! A kin king slaying dwarf is the perfect scapegoat, it draws the attention away from how terrible Joffrey was. Tyrion would be a revisionist Pro-Joffrey/Tywin historian’s wet dream.

[@mercurydylan899]

Agreed. It is a call back to the beginning of season 3 I guess when Varys tells Tyrion that he won’t be mentioned in the history books. But that was a reference to the defense of Kings Landing. What a stupid stupid call back. D & D should oooofff themselves.

[@AVerySillySausage]

Yeah that definitely t3 for me, just because it comes so close to the end and sums up how little the writers cared at that point and how little they expected the audience to care. Him being captured pretty much started the whole thing. He was Hand of the King, fought at the Battle of the Blackwater and organised the defence of the city, then he was Master of Coin. He married Sansa Stark. He was accused of murdering the fucking king(pretty big one), went on trial for that murder and made a big grand speech that many people witnessed(the sort of thing that would be recorded by Maesters). He demanded trial by combat and there was a legendary fight between one of the most notorious and vicious killers and another legendary fighter/killer.. He escaped and murdered his own father, the hand of the king and one of the powerful and influential men in the entire kingdom, this caused the queen to place a bounty on him. He then became Hand to another queen who destroyed King's Landing and finally made another big speech that ended up with him practically choosing the next fucking king. HOW do you get through the whole story without mentioning any of this. At that point they had stopped making the show to appear to the sort of people that would care to think for 2 secs about that.

[@AZ-ok7xk]

"To be honest, I never really cared whether you put your name into the fire" Dumbledore said calmly.

[@mannatreats664]

"To be honest, I never really cared about justice."-Batman

[@thedoctor4327]

Euron in the books: Potentially the biggest threat South of the Wall. Became/remains king due charisma, intelligence and unpredictability , subtly removing threats to his power ASAP (hires an assassin to kill one brother long before he arrives, captures one brother who could start an uprising immediately after becoming king, buys off the lieutenants of a rebellious brother/send that brother off on a Suicide mission, and “marries” his niece off to a supporter to derive her of support), and steeping in the dark arts including having a horn that can control dragons. Euron in the show: Ramsay Snow, sex crazed frat bro edition. Became King by making d*ck jokes, let his niece/nephew steal his fleet out from under him (I guess he left the keys in the ignition) and his only goal is becoming Cersei’s boy toy

[@ronnsnow2859]

This is so accurate it makes me angry.

[@rainluna9765]

There was so much missed out of Euron story on the show, who as a character visited so many places more than anyone in Westeros did. He went to the ruins of Valyria. He's supposed to have taken a dragon horn from there. On the show Euron never got to talk about anything he'd seen on his travels. IMHO his story is better than Bran's.

[@Asonunique23]

His ship is full of his mutes bastard sons

[@larochejaquelein3680]

I still remember when I read that Euron chapter in Winds of Winter years ago. It was so creepy and eerie. Dumb and Doofenshmirtz always disappoint me.

[@RaynmanPlays]

Euron in the books may be the closest thing to a human incarnation of evil. D&D got bullied by some frat guys in college and never got over it, so that's what they decided was the human embodiment of evil.

[@Romy-90]

"Start your own house" I kinda expected Greyworm to ask: "And how THE F*CK should we do that?!" Ahhh...it's so stupid, it hurts 😂🥲

[@szabok1999]

It just doesn't make sense in any way. How does an army form a house?

[@javigd96]

Also they go to a fucking island where they will die. Like I don't exactly remember how but the air is poisonous if you weren't born there or some shit like that.

[@koshea44]

@@javigd96 I think I read somewhere that the butterflies on Naath carry some sort of disease or something, unless you were born there like you said and are therefore naturally resistant to the disease. This is why no foreigners try to conquer the place and the butterflies are the only real defense mechanism the people of Naath need to stay safe.

[@jonstark153]

House cockless

[@paveljuga7068]

@@koshea44 This is D&D canon, some of the most formidable warriors on the planet all probably died choking on their own blood and vomit because they just kinda forgot about the fucking butterflies.

[@eddy4505]

"To be Honest, i never really carred about catching Jerry!" -Tom, from Tom and Jerry

[@HikariPrime]

It’s still Hilarious how DnD rushed and butchered the show so they can start work on other projects like star wars, just for them to be kicked off almost all projects after the last season aired 😂

[@theboomotherfucker]

Hilarious? Its called poetry justice.

[@FunZies.]

@@theboomotherfucker "It rhymes."

[@melissablackwood]

Dumb & Dumber should never be allowed to work in the entertainment industry again. Unfortunately, they have enough money to laugh at that statement. But they also have a lot of ego, so I hope it hurts at least a little bit.

[@KanohiVahi]

More like depressing

[@margarethmichelina5146]

It's like dumping your long time girlfriend because you are in love to a new hot chick that come in town only to find out that she is married

[@Soundtracks92]

I’d actually let the “finger in da bum” one slide cuz it’s so bizarre and out of nowhere I can’t help but laugh. Plus Jamie’s reaction is gold

[@Edmures_rampant_manhood]

That line is only cringe if one is familiar with book Euron, imo

[@Boobalopbop]

I just hated Urine’s stupid face. He definitely more annoying than he is intimidating. Jaime could have taken his head off at that moment, or anytime pretty easily. At least how the character was built on the show.

[@Sirinwara]

@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron is actually frightening. I read it a couple of years ago but I remember that his crew on the ship were all mutes and he was exceptionally cruel to anyone he has come across (including family members) Series Euron is not menacing, just a cheeky wanker lol

[@JoeTheBroken]

@@Edmures_rampant_manhood Book Euron: Psychotic one-eyed magician pirate lord & savvy politician with Valyrian steel armor addicted to a drink that lets him see the future trying to bring about the literal apocalypse Show Euron: Simp with a magic teleporting fleet who likes to stick his finger in da bum

[@taylorjaffe8299]

@@Boobalopbop "Urine" LMAOOOOOOO I'm using that now, thank you! That will be my new name for show!Euron because he's definitely there just to take the piss.

[@newpgaston6891]

I think the problem with some of these lines (like the "Sansa is so smart" line) is that the showrunners had something in mind (either because GRRM told them, or because they wanted it to be this way) but failed to achieve it. They wanted/thought Sansa to actually be super smart... They never really showed that, her decisions/thoughts ranged between "obvious/common sense" to "downright idiotic", but as they wanted her to be smart they had the characters say she was. Typical failure of a "Show, don't tell" principle. They're not smart/good enough to write Sansa as a smart character, so they simply have her do "unpredictable" things while smirking to remind us of Littlefinger, and then they have other characters say she's smart so we don't question it.

[@i_die_a_lot_in_video_games]

I genuinely thought Jaime's line was intended as him attempting to undermine Tyrion, to be like "haha I'm not the good person you think I am, I'm still as selfish as I've always been" and Tyrion saw right through it; that's why it was so flat and so blunt, because Jaime meant none of it. When I found it he's actually meant to be genuine, and that line is meant to be taken serious, I felt a little part of me die inside

[@footballeditz8241]

"To be honest I never really cared about Lilly," -Severus Snape

[@evok3226]

😂

[@telescopicfish]

Yeah, that’s how bad Jamie’s line is. If that was said in Harry Potter, the whole fan base would of gone to WB and demand a new movie.

[@wignermn9391]

lol

[@samuraicupcake289]

I DON'T WANT IT. SHE'S MY QUEEN. ... Oh hi Mark!

[@dianatorralbo7690]

LOL

[@samya1231]

Underrated comment ! XD

[@matousrehak5556]

😂😂😂

[@northernsupernova1]

equally bad writing in last seasons as this movie

[@Elven.]

🤣😂😆

[@timsanders1984]

So not surprised that pretty much all of these lines are from season 8 and I totally agree with number 1. When I watch that scene I just scream "EVERYONE" because literally every other character on the show has a better storyline then Bran.

[@ndep93]

"Why do you think I came all this way" is the most teeth-mashingly angry I've ever been at a TV show. Bran admitted to having foresight of 9/11 and having the ability to prevent it, but did nothing since it benefitted him to sit home.

[@ndep93]

@chair shot to the head So he contradicted himself moments later. Or, he's just that much of a diabolical idiot and waited for the moment (that he probably saw coming) where someone would suggest he be king.

[@gwenstacyisbestgirl]

​@ndep93 Agree. Bran was a Lil shit😂

[@DJKBELL]

The entire Jon and Arya reunion was SO disappointing to me 😭 I was looking forward to it so much for 7 seasons, and it was so off and cold and dumb. The Jon/Sansa reunion was way more emotional which makes NO SENSE 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@HB-ey2dk]

Right? All they need to do was play the Stark song while they hugged and have no words, aside from Jon maybe finally shedding some tears or something.

[@Schrader_myguy]

“Maybe the the true game were the thrones we made along the way.”

[@danielgibbs9846]

“And who had a better story than Bran the Broken…” King Robert comes out of nowhere: “Gods, what a stupid name” *Lancel running around in the background still looking for the breastplate stretcher*

[@cheesuscheese2001]

season 1 vibes

[@evok3226]

😢

[@Nazareneprotestant]

😂😂

[@jessicagoodson7452]

Bran the wheely wheely legs no feely

[@DibbzTV]

“WHERES THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER?!!!”

[@harvesterofstorms4932]

“To be honest I never really cared much for them. Innocent or otherwise.” In just one line, Dumb and Dumber took an entire character arch and destroyed it. Also, I hated Jamie’s little “I did it all for Cersi” tangent in that episode too. So him finally standing up to her and leaving her went absolutely nowhere.

[@nicksladev2316]

Jamie’s character development was the saddest death in the whole show

[@ulollolmao8631]

@@nicksladev2316 no danys was

[@nicksladev2316]

@@ulollolmao8631 no jaime’s was because he changed the most during the course of the show and had a great redemption arc, but they ruined in the last season. That didn’t happen to Dany. Her character arc was pretty subtle.

[@ulollolmao8631]

@@nicksladev2316 she went from helping weak people to killing them out of nowhere you're delusional if you think that's the same as Jaime just saying he doesn't care about innocents

[@nicksladev2316]

@@ulollolmao8631 you’re an idiot if you think she had a stronger arc then Jaime. She didn’t grow as a person as much as Jaime did in the show. My point is that Dany didn’t really have an arc to ruin she just had a bad arc. Jaime legitimately had the best arc in the show, he went from bad Prince Charming to good guy who regretted his actions and tried to make up for them. The writers threw that out the window just like Jaime did to Bran. Please try and tell me what Dany’s arc was before season 7-8. Exactly she wasn’t even that great of a character. Jaime was far better written so having that destroyed was definitely a bigger letdown. Dany’s arc was rushed but she was supposed to become evil eventually, Jaime wasn’t supposed to act heartless and betray the good guys after all that he’s done to make up for his actions.

[@RamssCoreM]

"To be honest, I never cared about the iron throne." - Daenerys Targaryen

[@marceames4670]

"To be honest I never really cared much for family" - Dominic Toretto, Fast and Furious 8, by D&D

[@andrisbogdans5103]

''To be honest, I never really cared about my family and its financial status'' - Walter White if he made it to S8

[@TeaDrinker3000]

He literally never cared about his family. By the time we reach the 5th episode of Breaking Bad, he flat out chooses to reject Gretchen and Elliot's money out of his own pride, and decides to be a meth cook. A more accurate interpretation would be "To be honest, I never really cared about chemistry".

[@PlgDctr]

He literally admits in the last episode that he did it for himself. If he did it for his family and not for his ego, he would just take Grey Matter deal.

[@maximusd26]

@@TeaDrinker3000 he did it about himself, doesn't make him not care or hate his family but yeah

[@mariocop7184]

“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. It made me feel alive.” -Walter White, “Felina” S5xE16 It’d be more accurate to say “To be honest, I never really cared about the chemistry”

[@MariOmor1]

This is the moment Walter White became mentally diseased--oh wait...

[@Vahapetautus]

To be fair, tyrions ashes line makes complete sense. They stupidly wrote Varys to carelessly speak ill and contrive to betray Danaerys, and Tyrion thought he’d join him in death. Don’t understand the confusion. Yes it’s not the most gripping line and delivered strangely but still makes perfect sense.

[@TheKitchenSkink]

Yeah, I agree with most of these but don't what the problem with this one was.

[@noneofyourbusiness3288]

"Why do you think I came all this way?" Just makes me think Bran was the secret villain orchestrating it all, which could have been fun. But since we never got any indication of Bran plotting and playing the titular "Game of Thrones", it falls flat.

[@elicichocki4924]

“To be honest, I never cared much for Padmé.” - Anakin Skywalker, written by D&D

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

“To be honest, I really like sand” -Anakin Skywalker

[@budguesor9222]

I never thought i would say this but I am glad Sean bean, Richard madden, Charles dance, Michelle fairly did not make it to the final seasons. They were saved from saying stupid lines, amost all their dialogues remain hard-hitting, thoughtful, loyal to their characters, and thus memorable.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I feel like Dance would've read the script and just said "No." and force them to rewrite it until it's worth his time.

[@justsurvivingforbutterchic9339]

even Stephen dillane and Natalie dormer

[@FutureOverYou]

But damn did I wanna see Fairley all zombified as Lady Stoneheart.

[@louwinters508]

The characters just became like parody versions of themselves.

[@shinzouwosasageyo2785]

Or even Oberyn

[@theogeffrelot983]

"To be honest, I never really cared about seeing other people's flesh while they were still alive." - Ramsay

[@miserableunoriginal]

“To be honest, I never really cared about honor” -Ned Stark

[@avatarmikephantom153]

I still laugh when Bronn laughs at Dickon’s name. That laugh is just perfect.

[@joshuaprietophoto]

It's just the collective sad laughter of everyone who worked on the show when they read the scripts D&D wrote for seasons 7 and 8

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I think in medieval times, it would make sense to have a name like Dickon. It's like D&D forgot they wrote a medieval time story, oh wait, they already forgot what the hell were they doing

[@LordMangudai]

It's just another in the litany of brainless dick jokes that the later seasons of GoT had devolved to, but yeah, Jerome Flynn sells it with his reaction. Anything good in those later seasons is due to the acting and the production crew trying to salvage what they can from the mess of a story and script.

[@joshuaprietophoto]

@@maliziosoeperverso1697 Another good point. The writers continually, suddenly, introduce new things late in the story and just presume the audience will accept them. Predetermined rules suddenly being overturned is ridiculous

[@cbraat27]

Biggus Dickus

[@tuvout6844]

" To be honest, I never really cared about power " - Palpatine

[@coconoisette]

"Especially unlimited power. Pouah, me?! I'd much rather bake cupcakes" -Palpatine

[@misanthropic-subbrick6143]

You mean the Senate right

[@wtf_is_a_handle696]

"To be honest, I love democracy" - Palpatine

[@Prophet_of_Colour]

"To be honest, I was never actually hateful" Darth Sidious, who canonically hates every emotion except hatred and willfully hates everything except hate out of spite for them all not being hatred

[@KaiserOfPrussia0910]

“To be honest, I really did want it” -Jon Snow to ‘Muh Queen’

[@thesenate9562]

Decided to churn some out: “To be honest I never really cared much about my parents’ deaths” -Batman “To be honest I never really cared about responsibility” -Spider-Man “To be honest I never cared for ducks. In my pool or otherwise” -Tony Soprano “To be honest I never really cared about Batman” -The Joker “To be honest I never cared for Lyanna” -Robert Baratheon “To be honest I never much cared about my family’s name and legacy.” -Tywin Lannister “To be honest I never cared for my family” -Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader “To be honest, I never cared for humanity, innocent or otherwise” -Superman

[@camilo9192]

the last line of this show is "I once brought a jackass and a haneycomb into a brothel..."

[@hello7032]

Don’t remind me

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

Start of a bad joke ..

[@liamsnotabot]

Fitting, like the show, a bad joke that never ends

[@carsynagen3525]

That. THAT is my #1. I was just like, "thats it? THATS the end? thats the LAST LINE OF THE SHOW?!" omfg who decided that was a good idea-

[@thesenate5913]

"To be honest i never cared for them, innocent or otherwise" For just this one line, D&D should have been beaten by an angry mob of GoT fans.

[@hello7032]

Enraging.

[@bensdreamatorium8315]

Killed, even. No remorse. It’s all for the greater good.

[@deadsirius3531]

I am probably giving them way too much credit, but I always read this line differently. Just like when he suddenly becomes a total asshole to Brienne in the end. I feel like at this point he's resigned himself to go and die for Cersei, and he actually hates himself for it. I think these lines to Brienne and Tyrion do two things: they express his bitterness with himself over not being able to "quit" Cersei even though he's now good enough to know he should. He has gone through so much growth and improvement, but in the end believes he'll still be remembered for this last act he can't stop himself from. Secondly, I believe that he's actively trying to make his loved ones hate him so they won't be so hurt by his death and final moral failure. I dunno, like I said this may be putting way too much thought into it but I really don't think he literally means these things he's saying. It's a lot better to me anyway than believing that even these writers could abandon his character arc so completely.

[@thesenate5913]

@@deadsirius3531 you're giving the writers too much credit, yeah.

[@JohnDoe-yw5ws]

He literally said to Catelyn that he killed King Aerys partly because he committed atrocities against the people. D&D are unreal

[@user-bl6zw1dr2t]

I do agree that some of these lines are not the most eloquent pieces of writing but it's hard to believe how naive and shallow the author of this video is. Some of his reasons are even more cringy than a finger in the bum

[@kraay7768]

100% agree

[@TheDrexxus]

"To be honest, I never really cared about tits or wine." -Tyrion Lannister

[@TheAlphatitan]

I actually prefer Anakin’s sand line from star wars over most of these.

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

These lines are coarse and rough and irritating and they're everywhere.

[@andrewlowden322]

I was thinking “sandstorms are ….. very…… very………. Dangerous”

[@-TheUnkownUser]

That line is a masterpiece then…

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I'm actually glad that happened. It became quite the lovable meme.

[@silentempr8003]

@@premiumheadpats4150 to the point that even in the comics Vader doesn't hide the fact that he hates desert planets

[@thebonfireofgains]

My least favorite line of all is "Dany kinda forgot the Iron Fleet."

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I can't forget that no matter how much I try.

[@jarret45]

@@premiumheadpats4150 dude I've tried so hard

[@alexanderzack3720]

or "was basically the end of the dothraki"..... 10 minutes later at least half of them are well and fine..... also dany made ALL of them her bloodriders... you know sworn to avenge her death. and they casually walk past jon without reaction

[@klarakhan]

Dude anytime someone says "I kinda forgot etc etc" I go thru it all over again

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

I feel so bad for all the people working on this show. I remember seeing a behind the scenes clip of the actors reading their season 8 scripts, and the actor for Varys just so disappointed in the complete betrayal of his character.

[@marycanary86]

every single actor on this show is a fucking victim for what they did to all of them in s8....

[@alexmagney5326]

Seriously... I sometimes wished I was Arya but knew irl I'm Varys no doubt. To see what they did to him in season 8 and to hear him say all those idiotic things he'd never say... they butchered him, Tyrion, Jaime and basically all characters I loved. Except maybe Sandor. Was disappointed but way less and he did get time with Sansa and Arya so fine I can get over it.

[@antibull4869]

I dont have much sympathy for the actors/actresses as any one of them could say “i refuse to work unless you fix the story”. They chose money over the story. Same as D&D.

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

@antibull4869 you do realize.they are under contract right?

[@alexmagney5326]

@MrBuns-yi2hk exactly lmao it's like Jamie Dornan in 50 Shaded of Gray or Pattinson and Stewart in Twilight. They wanted to quit soooo hard. Hated what they were doing. But contracts are a reality lol

[@kelianndulac9283]

“To be honest, I never really cared about my head” -Ned stark after his death

[@cholze9146]

“To be honest” -Petyr Baelish

[@ElinorMahoney]

“Stick them with the pointy end” was a callback to a conversation between Jon and Arya when he gave her that sword all the way back in season 1/book 1, and it’s obvious that they tried to make it a cute and nostalgiac moment, but it was so forced and just made Sansa look a fool.

[@Mayeur000Donz]

I think it'd have been fine if Sansa had just looked at the knife nervously, clearing trying to picture herself in a fight, and Arya says "Stick em with the pointy end" just as a "It's easier than you think" little bit of reassurance. Which is... probably what they were going for, but "I don't know how to use it" confuses the landing.

[@Hahahaha22345]

“The same, sticky end!”

[@user-kt7lw]

@@Mayeur000Donz that would be awesome

[@NothingBesideRemains]

@@Mayeur000Donz You're right. The line isn't great, but it's not so bad if you don't take it literally. She's emphasizing she's not a fighter and has never stabbed anyone. Checks out. Arya knows what she means, even if Supercuts takes it straight literal. This should be swapped out for another.

[@LordIvor6]

@@NothingBesideRemains Why not have her say "what do you expect me to do with this?!" - Sansa would deliver it in her usual arrogant tone and that she prefers others do the fighting on her behalf. "I don't know how to use it" just made her sound like a tool.

[@LFC_Fan23]

Bronn: "What's double Riverrun?" Tyrion: "Highgarden. You could be Lord of The Reach" This line from Tyrion rubs me the wrong way far worse than anything else in S8. The way he says it and the fact that he clearly doesn't have any bargaining power in that moment. Bronn has no assurance that Tyrion can fulfil his promise. Also the fact that Tyrion somehow believes Highgarden hasn't been taken over by a new house. Or that Bronn would ever be accepted as its lord. And what truly pisses me off is the fact that he actually made good on his promise.

[@lordolxinator]

He could have easily said "The Twins", and I would have been happy. House Frey's keep seems fitting for Bronn, it's a scuzzy place, but also far more than a sellsword would deserve in his position.

[@Asterix958]

@@lordolxinator Twins could be granted to Bronn actually. Riverrun is illogical because at this moment, Cersei doesn't have Riverrun. Cersei should offer Hornhill and Tyrion made Bronn lord of Twins after utility of Bronn and his mercenary company in Long Night. After the battle, Every commanders and soldiers awarded for his prowess. At this moment, Tyrion say Bronn "which castle do you want?" and Bronn jokingly say to Tyrion Cersei promised to Hornhill to assassinate you. What's double Riverrun? and Tyrion say Twins.

[@made-line7627]

@@lordolxinator And twins = double. Mind. Blown. 🌬️

[@soroushm2498]

And you know....the Reach? Because the Tyrells weren't even the richest or the most powerful house in the Reach and now that they're gone,it's time for house Redwyne,Hightower or Rowan to be named warden of the south

[@dmidkif]

To me it seems we were supposed to accept that every member of House Tyrell except Olenna was burned in the sept, and that now it’s just a bunch of peasants roaming around Highgarden waiting to be ruled by someone.

[@miserableunoriginal]

“To be honest, I never really cared about the north” -Jon Snow

[@Landfish100]

"Why do you think I came all this way?" is, coming from the omniscient psycho who just watched a war crime take place, one of the most sinister lines in the whole show

[@manavendrasingh3414]

that's just bad writing and isn't supposed to mean anything

[@Landfish100]

@@manavendrasingh3414 unintentionally sinister

[@Cunnysmythe]

I thought Daenerys calling Sam the younger Tarly deserved an honorable mention as D&D clearly forgot the source material and completely erased the reason for Sam being in the Night's Watch and having his character arc to begin with

[@ntandomandlamakwela1425]

That one is really bad. They don’t even watch their own show, because the VERY season before he takes the family sword because he says it belongs to him. That’s why his father has so much contempt for him in the first place. If Dickon was the heir, Sam would still be in Hornhill.

[@jaimelannister1797]

@@ntandomandlamakwela1425 there's an interview where D&D forget Sam is a POV character in the books

[@WWESVRGAMER]

@@jaimelannister1797 george forgot about theon being a Pov from 1998 to 2011 lol

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

@@WWESVRGAMER I think you completely missed the point. Theon was believed to be dead for several years while he was held prisoner and tortured in the dungeons of the Dreadfort. We didn't need a POV of this, we got all we needed to know from his flashbacks in aDwD. And the Boltons were waiting for the right moment to reveal Theon, which didn't really occur until aDwD. The fact that we didn't fully know what happened to Theon for several whole books was an intentional decision by Martin to build up the mystery, and it makes the reveal much more powerful than the extremely lazy and bland way that D&D handled the storyline by immediately showing everything that happened.

[@WWESVRGAMER]

@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 so it was a death fakeout? Good to know.