SuperMega Plays COOL MATH GAMES

[@parkeranderson142]

When I saw the intro I turned down the volume on my phone so fast for fear of the unknown...

[@sclyfer3461]

Devasta The Seeker same but I’m in school so I’m being charged with indecent exposure

[@buggyking2523]

Hey if your parents know what it is ask them why.

[@TheMrboom11]

"mom, I was on cool math games I swear!"

[@xanz1lla]

I got so scared as well sksksksk esp bc my house is super echoey and my mom is in the other room

[@BigCheeZeMan]

@@buggyking2523 i agree with this guy. Your parents would have to explain how they know what it's from

[@whoopdee-doo6393]

Whoever named this site “cool MATH games” is our saviour.

[@toxic_shr00m]

There first was Cool Math, a company that helps teach math, and then they made a gaming site and called it Cool Math Games.

[@flipposlippo1510]

It tricked all the teachers into thinking it was educational

[@redmist6630]

why am i watching tthis lol

[@sslingo]

@@EWT123 my teachers knew it wasn't really math but didn't care

[@seasaltine]

yall didn't even play one of the Papa's games, fake gamers

[@sleepyote]

Disappointing

[@thatoneguy7537]

What they didn’t play a papa’s game?! UNsUbbEd

[@bogtwo4124]

@@janordanu2008 I'll always love the freezeria

[@jacksonfett3808]

Those games are the poopoo

[@mayramichel3027]

I like the cupcake one

[@TheGreatArloMan]

Jackson out here playing cool math games with the budget

[@lazzania5859]

Shit made me laugh

[@montsombreSE]

Dear me.

[@dillonward6996]

Turns out Matt and Ryan left Game Grumps just to play cool math games.

[@hunnybeeblues]

Dillon Ward a wise choice if you ask me

[@LeudieBlues]

Math is hard

[@Dressyone223]

Is that who these guys are?

[@hacksbeenjamin]

@losing dog that was in bad taste lol

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Dillon Ward it was blocked on the company WiFi

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

Ryan just couldn't grasp how the slice game worked and that's honestly hilarious

[@AnuxeL]

Was painful to watch

[@joeyislitanddankasfuck2726]

He was doing it on purpose dummy

[@BirdaeBlue]

Joeyislit Anddankasfuck after years of being gaslighted he was definitely just confused

[@mincemeat1900]

I'm the 666th like and I'm not sure how to feel about it

[@A.Broken.Arrow.]

@@mincemeat1900 good. Feel good about that.

[@cassidyk1647]

A good Ryan quote to take out of context "you screaming my name doesn't help me"

[@AlexaBosse]

ryan’s turn on fat slice reminds me of when patrick kept putting the dollar in the vending machine instead of replacing mr. krabs’ first dollar that they got paint on

[@brodykent876]

Haha I dont even know what in the fuck you're talking about

[@BirdaeBlue]

Brody Kent that’s awesome dude

[@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990]

Did it? Did it really? What part in particular?

[@KingSlimeProductions]

@@brodykent876 spongebob reference u fuckin nonce

[@alexmaharrey7814]

that intro had me worried i was on the wrong website again

[@reinieden2379]

I knew what website I was on, cause you don't use that shit when you're a shitty weeb.

[@poundsofslothcigars]

same bro. For a sec thought I was back on cool math gays again lol

[@replayyrewind]

@@reinieden2379 "a g a i n"

[@reinieden2379]

@@replayyrewind Yes I can read, and also spell.

[@daisydaswani689]

Had a panic attackbfor .04 seconds

[@Hayatory]

inklings are NOT miners, i have NEVER seen an inkling in a mine once!!!

[@ccda3324]

I've choked and died on my grilled cheese sandwich after seeing this comment. This is my will that my lawyer is typing out to let you know that this comment is very funny.

[@Hayatory]

thank you emulator Jesus

[@moneymantrahoe]

wow thanks for the opening

[@notme9275]

It was an easy transition from that site to this. I closed that window, but I didn't stop choking the chicken :)

[@logococo3399]

@@notme9275 Sounds familiar...

[@schlubenno3827]

I didn’t even notice, I guess I’m just so used to hearing it. 😏

[@dub3r5]

17:25 “You know how many costumes you can buy with the SuperMega Patreon money”

[@Alistocrat]

That intro disoriented me so much I felt like I was between two timelines.

[@schlubenno3827]

I dissociated.

[@maxwatt2931]

What a sweet young group of boys! I sure hope one of them doesn't, embezzle $60,000

[@edgebreaker3681]

Wait it was Jackson???

[@maxwatt2931]

@@edgebreaker3681 sadly :(

[@thedamnedcat3240]

i dont know what id do with my life if one of these boys embezzled 60,000.

[@cajunking5987]

Who tf would care lmao

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@cajunking5987 Joke flew right over your noggin, chief.

[@victori4027]

MY PHONE WAS OUT LOUD AND MY BROTHER HEARD THE INTRO AAAAA

[@goldenhearted603]

That’s the equivalent to summoning the raid boss

[@eddiegomez2911]

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[@hidden1319]

You both have something in common right

[@dranos3565]

"Its showtime"

[@edi2renzus]

Matt and Jackson were really questioning their friendship with ryan during the slice game

[@SnaggletoothOriginal]

Matt and Jackson: RYAN! RYAN! LIKE A SHINOBI! *Ryan cuts off the 28th smallest slice possible*

[@TheLiza403]

Snaggletooth watching him play the slice game was infuriating

[@infinitevoidpov9999]

watching matt play chess was the most frustrating thing i've seen all week

[@tylervinger3414]

The Paranoid Pill the opening he used was basically asking for checkmate

[@evilduck4217]

“I’m going to move the squid here”

[@ChrisTheMadKing]

Matt the song goes “you’re a squid you’re a kid”

[@chrod64]

Yikes

[@grantsipsey9173]

Where a squid can be a kid?

[@NoName......]

Ruh roh

[@shoople]

i heard the "im han solo" song playing over the speakers in a sephora the other day. i literally had no other relevant place to say it but it was mentioned here so i had to tell someone.

[@jackofclubs6229]

Glad to hear about it in the year of 2021. By Han Solo song, do you mean the one from the Star Wars Kinect game and Star Wars just dance?

[@jenkhemhuffersanonymous3990]

@@jackofclubs6229 nah it's the Han Solo song same principle different song

[@mycahi3447]

I was like, why do i know that intro? *replays* OH

[@goodguyalexis]

No Fire Boy and Water girl alright I'm pissed

[@nerida618]

Nice intro! My friends keep laughing when I show them but I don't know why? Really enjoying you guys experimenting with different styles!

[@funnifunk]

I'm scared to tell you why in case you're joking.

[@elliebyrne6118]

this is either too pure or a hilarious joke

[@faith-on-the-internet]

Tommy Keane woooosh

[@ChillGamerBlue]

The intro bit is generally associated with a certain hub.

[@senorpigeon9564]

papi faith that ain’t no woooosh guy. He hasn’t explained it to him yet.

[@unclekath3800]

Yeah, Matts a real gamer G-struggles A-from a M-crippling E-inkling hentai addiction R

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

Clever comment

[@trachea5104]

R for ryan

[@vermont6260]

“Us?”

[@songpunk1275]

R-...Word

[@jackofclubs6229]

R- rule 34

[@abigailcaulfield4614]

Its like being in middle school all over again...

[@noahjansen3392]

Abigail Caulfield Yea that intro really gave me nostalgia, video was good too

[@Mezzy..]

Yeah. The porn intro too

[@sajinkahnalt]

You watched porn during middle school? Ballsy

[@supermegashowofficial]

Hah you losers aren't in middle school 😂😂😂

[@Kiritora321]

really legit gaming bro why is that funny? Did you get held back in middle school? Are you in middle school? Am I asking too many questions?

[@kei.13]

"In Splatoon, all playable characters are 14 years old."

[@burningsexuality1540]

@croissantcrust yeah fuck you nerd

[@mabelistrans]

@croissantcrust they ain't playable though

[@mabelistrans]

@croissantcrust ah okay lol

[@madison2785]

LET’S ARGUE: Papa’s Freezeria is the best Papa’s game of all time

[@TheNewGen08]

FACTS ON FACTS

[@raymondnavarro7700]

Wingeria you noob

[@lilly8776]

No it’s the lemonade stand

[@ranchreviewer9040]

maddy facts

[@fruitsaladcowboy1061]

nah, papa's taco mia all the way

[@IG88IGLOO.]

This Jackson guy is great! Hope he gets a raise soon?

[@moonstorm1611]

man i was hoping they’d play my classics- raft wars, fireboy and watergirl, and papa’s freezeria

[@tristanhall1995]

Moonstorm1 their where the best lol at school

[@miaruuu8375]

oh my godddd, i wanna play raft wars againn

[@d1ngus-dangus]

I miss raft wars

[@flame430]

I miss the papa's games, and fireboy watergirl. Those were my two favorite. Raft wars were pretty good.

[@nightcollapse]

If they don't play that chicken game where you train your chick to race, swim, and jump im gonna be sad Edit: not sad anymore cause I'm playing it Also it's called duck life Edit2: my chick has a top hat. I'm on sky high rn.

[@flame430]

Duck lif is one of the best games

[@gwen.brianne]

Ducklife was my favorite Coolmath game

[@palefacethered289]

Thank God! I was looking for a video to watch so desperately and supermega uploads just for me. Thank you Mark and Brian

[@islandboy9381]

Wrong it's obviously Ryan and Jon

[@tastypotato9272]

You idiots... you mean Julie and Ring Rong (oh and also Kiss)

[@palefacethered289]

@@tastypotato9272 Caren and Sam?

[@tastypotato9272]

@@palefacethered289 them too

[@epadilla8555]

"You're a KID you're a squid now" they're minors

[@nomansland1494]

That ad is so old it’s irrelevant, it’s never been recreated or re-aired again.

[@dr.avalanche4994]

If you’re going to hit my nostalgia box then you might as well play Kid Pix while you’re at it.

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Fuck yea kid pix was my favorite thing to play in the computer lab in elementary school!

[@sugarbxnny741]

Kid pix was the best thing on earth

[@U.F.O]

Inklings are canonically 14 in Splatoon 1, 16 in Splatoon 2.

[@ben_dover97]

Hero Main that makes “things” even more creepy.

[@U.F.O]

Yes, yes it does.

[@mouseonthestreets8675]

That opening made my brain shut off and I got scared

[@Shrek2onVHS]

31:57 “he also stole $60,000 from us.” I friggin hate that dastardly Jackson

[@joshawottva]

“They’re not minors!” -Matt Watson 2019

[@Mitreme]

Joshua DW the sound of a man in denial

[@zancypantz2502]

When you find out their F̷͈̤̘̦̈́͑ͅo̵̧̢͉͓͍̬̣̩̐̒̇ư̴̥̪͇̍͐̾̓̑̾͠r̷̢̡͆̈́̐͝t̷̨͇͈̬̲̯̤̭̆ė̶̯͓̭̳̃́̆͑͒͋e̶̦̟͎̮̯̖̍̎̾̄̕ṋ̴̖̹͋̈̎̐͜͝

[@flental6708]

18:06 *_"Oh, I'm so dude!"™_*

[@poundsofslothcigars]

this is how u know they dont work for gg anymore

[@JwGina]

These boys got a lot of time on their hands and I love it

[@Lucaccino17]

They're talking about how Matt is parked super close to Brent (Game Grumps Manager) This was while they still worked with GG

[@lindabiscuits9330]

@@Lucaccino17 wait, they're not apart of the grumps anymore?

[@Lucaccino17]

@@lindabiscuits9330 nope, they're leaving the nest of Danny and Arin. They have an update video here on the channel somewhere

[@poundsofslothcigars]

@@Lucaccino17 lol isnt wat I was talking about but alright

[@tb.7788]

31:53 😬😬😬

[@rushc5]

Had I used these super cool math games, maybe I wouldn't have been such a failure at math.

[@cinnabonsoftware]

Had Matt used these super cool math games, maybe he wouldn't have jacked it to Splatoon porn.

[@phatfrankie]

Oh jackson ended something alright

[@joshuahoover6523]

Now I can’t go on KZbin for a week thanks

[@ohmygahdbilly]

*kill them my child, then you can watch all the supermega you want*

[@IKIGAIofficial]

Josh Hoover you can if you kill them

[@CostonSkatesRegz]

Yeah dude just kill them

[@JesusLovesHisSheep]

use a shovel it’s quick easy and fun

[@maizeandblue5102]

@@JesusLovesHisSheep I think I played that game on CoolMathGames

[@andreworto14]

The lack of Lemonade Stand is frustrating to say the least

[@nyLbackwards]

Thank you for the epic upload, they just blocked coolmath at our school so this was great for mourning

[@Rebel-hl9nn]

try using coolmath.com/games worked for me I think

[@funkymonky8067]

32 fucking minutes of cool math games, i’m so happy

[@letzplayer112]

YOU GUYS NEVER PLAYED RUN ONE OR TWO I DEMAND ANOTHER VIDEO

[@googleuser377]

I was watching this in class... thanks for the intro.

[@behema9815]

THEY BROUGHT THE SPLATOON JOKE BACK FROM THE DEAD

[@abrahamcaro3144]

9/10 For part 2 y’all boys should play Run 2, Duck life, The Papa’s games, snailbob, and redball.... just an idea

[@ZacBasket]

You boys need to make cool editing intros more often

[@jimbothompkins]

The reference to the classroom game brought back a slew of old memories

[@FreeTheOne]

I love the thumbnail of Ryan struggling so hard to count lol

[@elle9414]

I was at school and the intro scared the life out of me. I clicked out so fast.

[@emrahalien2972]

Its what you are doing if you arent watching this so what's the difference?

[@jonahszaro3545]

That new art style is pretty groovy, nice job boomer bros

[@thehiddenhippo9829]

I think they are getting rid of flash in 2020 not epic

[@hidden1319]

Yeah and here we are now :(

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Oh and that’s not even the half of it

[@pj1789]

supermega breaks into my old middle school to play coolmathgames

[@katieburgess6322]

Ryan not understanding a children’s game is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever experienced

[@MyGawd-]

Man, does anyone remember Jetix?

[@dopomaximus7083]

I remember going to the website to play Pucca games that took 20 minutes to load on my old block computer

[@electrix_panadal00]

Some of the original shows they had were pretty good

[@islandboy9381]

That channel that had weird but cool French made anime?

[@ViperStrike]

Spider Man & Transformers Robots in Disguise & Xmen & Kids next door were the best on TV.

[@zarbixii]

This is the kind of quality content we can expect now that the boys are working on the channel full time

[@abbadon6441]

I have no words. I wanna say something funny but I'm just really excited to watch this

[@danboofin5094]

MATT AND RYANN!!!! How dare u play the shitiest games. No run, no raft wars, no duck life, atleast play the classics

[@mikeikee]

ahem.... *not any papa games*

[@Mitreme]

duck life superiority

[@moose4134]

LMAO the intro

[@TheBinchoutan]

Lifesizemortal PornHub

[@k54-k7b]

The video that started it all for me. It’s been about a year and a half now and thank god I found y’all. Keep up the good work.

[@squatmaster1405]

When your teacher reacts to that opening sound

[@MSQuaint]

When you watch let's plays in the middle of class with no headphones on.

[@maizeandblue5102]

When you make stuff up for fake internet points.

[@severedheadzzz]

I have a friend who was so addicted to peggle that he got into an accident because he was playing it on his iPad while driving 😂

[@maks_____]

The intro completely threw me off and I love it

[@andrewyankee5792]

The immediate increase in quality after leaving grumps is amazing, that intro was hilarious, great job whoever edited!

[@elmanymt]

this was before the embezzlement

[@JakeRanney]

Jackson sounds like Mike Matei

[@gob7428]

My dad keeps watching porn on my phone

[@cowsome12]

my dad keeps making porn on mine

[@hidden1319]

My dad wants to film me in a porn with my phone

[@midgematic8659]

My dad wants to film with me on my phone

[@Adventthief]

My Dad used me to film on his phone

[@tallryansheehan]

My phone is my dad

[@antieros5985]

I love Ryan's heavy breathing after he makes the white knight joke

[@spawnofkermit2687]

Two flash games that I spent way too much time on as a kid Ed Edd n Eddy: Candy Machine Deluxe Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre

[@ishdakfgp9200]

Hey, if your still and school and your school bans youtube, you can: 1. Go to google translate (the website version) 2. Set it to "spanish -> english" 3. Type "pakvim(dot)net/search/(whatever you want) 4. Translate the link and click on any vid. (Btw spaces are %20)

[@midnightcrow517]

All I heard during the Tower Destiny gameplay was just continuous "Jackson". *Jackson intensifies*

[@MookalH]

Inklings as a race aren’t necessarily all minors, but all of the ones present in-game (with the exception of ~5 characters) are at least 14.

[@IncorrectHB]

To truly experience the cool math games full potential you have have to play at least one Papa game and Run Edit: And Fireboy and Watergirl (either one)

[@tv_head1408]

HB FS judging from your profile picture you should not be watching this video

[@sleepyote]

Day 7 of asking Super Mega to play a Harvest Moon game

[@liambailey6535]

I will be so happy if they actually play LEGO pirates of the Caribbean

[@七百七十七]

This.

[@tombsy2826]

Literally in the Splatoon commercials, the whole time it's chanting "you're a kid now, you're a squid now"

[@Awesomewithaz]

Damn jackson

[@sepnot]

You guys should totally have a flash games series, dedicating episodes to one or two solid flash games!

[@P1K3L]

I loved this website as a kid, damn shame they didn't play any of the really good games, my favorites were sticky ninja and that blacksmithing one (even though it's highly inaccurate)

[@Lameashellcosplay]

A series dedicated to playing every cool math game is what id die for.

[@stuflu8380]

Erm. Matt Watson states That 4d chess didnt exist, but it was clearly shown in the Big Bang theory, I thought he was a real fan, explain That.

[@GalileoCap]

I like how halfway through the episode they stop having fun

[@xopha]

Crazy to think I may have fought Jackson in Medabots.

[@hyper4831]

My heart stopped at the intro, thank you SuperMega.

[@Feepis]

“Who dips pretzels in ranch” Let me tell you, I tried that a few weeks ago cause I was curious and that shit is incredible

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

Feepis it’s the bEST snack

[@funnyjoke9225]

Thank you for mentioning the class room. Only supermega64 would remember that crown jewel of the stealth genre

[@felixargayle8706]

Pearl and Marina are 21 and 18 respectively, you're all good, Matt.

[@victoriaodegaard1]

Fireboy and Watergirl + the Papas games were the best!!! I wish they played them

[@theukulelerabbit5584]

Now all we need is to have them play poptropica

[@graciewilliams90]

God I love this channels humor, even the comments get in on it and it’s so great, y’all are great

[@Dersingoki]

Wow! What a cool intro I've never seen before! Must be new on CMG

[@timbaxter3977]

Brings me back in time watching this another great supermega video I'm happy to support all of your content

[@Quesopika]

Love the early uploads, waking up and watching the boys

[@QuasarManiac]

I’m a quadriplegic middle aged weeaboo who has never seen the sun for more than a minute in my entire life and yet I still understand the fundamentals of dribbling a god damned basketball more than Matt does

[@saturdazedreviews3591]

This was cool for sure, but I'm disappointed because I didn't learn any math. 5/10

[@Flixanoa]

Thanks for the intro in the middle of class