SuperMegaCast - EP 116: Bunker Bros

[@starro54]

Controller: On Headphones: In Supermegacast: Uploaded yup .... its gamer time

[@DevilFruitSmoothies]

Fuck yeah brother

[@blowfishfootman]

Preach

[@bananacramps199]

Uh... It's always gamer time

[@lukaslukas5747]

E P I C G A M E R M O M E N T

[@djredduck27]

crafting time

[@MichaelKLee-jf7qs]

You guys give me a big but non aggressive beta male smile

[@scolveldynasty]

Well that is just the thing, beta male smiles could never be aggressive, otherwise it would not be a beta male smile.

[@MichaelKLee-jf7qs]

@@scolveldynasty Well that is just the reason why I explained it so that no Chad would catch any hint of aggression from my comment

[@scolveldynasty]

@@MichaelKLee-jf7qs understood

[@nukekilla432]

my massive dong and I dont approve of this, time to sarge. Sad!

[@glitchfreak316]

:[) i think being beta is actually pretty alpha!!!

[@naesneedshelp9151]

If we are talking about supermega lore, the Ming update was the real thing we were all looking forward to every episode.

[@toddoverlord8326]

They moved

[@dbldee2331]

@@toddoverlord8326 huh

[@somewhatunderstandable4373]

Ryan's fursona would be a bear and Matt's fursona would be a giraffe

[@mitchellprice5586]

I vote komodo dragon and stick bug

[@HickoryChip0]

I see Matt as an opossum doing the beta male smile and Ryan as a bull

[@lee-fc5bu]

It would be a skeleton giraffe

[@Itss_liam96]

More like RAT Watson. *Smiles in Beta*

[@Ryan-qx9cg]

My ideal fursona for anyone includes a noose around the neck

[@alexjoseph7772]

Ok I actually know the answer for why humans have only one baby (twins and triplets etc. are anomalies not norms). One of the reasons the development of bipedalism in our ancestors was such an advantage was because as Africa became cooler and drier (it used to be deep tropical jungle thousands of years ago) instead of swinging through trees we had to start walking as trees became less common and therefore we were able to keep our hands free as we moved. This meant we could carry food along with us and not have to waste time trying to find more food constantly as we did when we had to use our arms for brachiation. So if we were to have more than one baby, this major advantage would become useless since both arms would have to be taken up by holding two or more infants. Seeing as human babies are born comparatively much earlier in the gestational period than most other animals (most can walk minutes/hours/days after being born but humans can't even hold up their heads for ages) to allow for the large skull and brain to fit through the pelvis in childbirth, a mother would have to carry her babies around for a long time meaning she would be vulnerable with both her hands full AND would have to spend a bunch of time foraging every time she wanted to eat rather than keeping food with her. Social codes and communication was super rudimentary so group childcare wasn't really a thing, and so she would have to leave her kids under a bush or something to go get food which would probably result in them getting eaten. If she just had one she could forage and carry food while keeping the kid safe at the same time. Those selection pressures that allowed mothers that more often had single births rather than multiple ones to survive more (and therefore their babies could survive to breed later as they matured) meant that the frequency of genes that predispose higher rates of multiple-offspring pregnancies decreased dramatically. Basically, we needed our arms for shit when we started walking around and since human babies are born useless and stupid and stay that way for months, a mother and child are more likely to survive if the mother can have one arm free instead of carrying around two or more kids. Idk if you guys are allowed to know this because of your good christian status i'm sorry i corrupted you

[@ecosauce420]

@@alexjoseph7772 I came back to add this in and how non-precocious human babies are because of our pelvises :) great summary!

[@dr.avalanche4994]

Thank you for this that really intrigued me

[@NoThisIsAxolotrick]

Cool

[@gumshake689]

omg thank you for this!

[@MrsThewinningloser]

the thought of a little old man punching matt's car is the funniest thing i have ever imagined

[@joshc7442]

1 1 6 i s a p a l i n d r o m e

[@CB-qg3yh]

Sarah Bonito on the podcast!!!

[@crunchya0l]

DomnoSaur Yes please, I would love this

[@defunct303]

MC Ride on the podcast!!!!

[@lavalyjably4489]

This would actually complete my soul.

[@bonjolor8298]

I saw one of her concerts a day ago

[@lavalyjably4489]

@@bonjolor8298 I've seen them twice this year, they are amazing live

[@misterscorpius1446]

The boys talking about Tom Cruise eating his baby's placenta made me regret eating while listening to the podcast.

[@bigfootistruenotreal9202]

Mister Scorpius can I eat your placenta. Like when you give birth. I assume you ate your own placenta.

[@jamesadamo2131]

Dear Matt and Ryan from SuperMega I have formulated this messages to ask of you to please bring back the Pokémon Emerald Let's Play series. I miss the series and I am dissapointed that it had ended. Eventhough this series ended over a year ago, it would be very appreciated by not only myself but many other SuperMega fans I'm sure. It was an amazing journey, watching Condle, Breloom, Goodfriend and the rest of the gang's development on their adventure with Tarzan. I was excited to watch Holes 2 grow into a big strong metal boi. I wanted to see how the Pokémon, Isreal and Palestine, got along. I wanna hear some more of those glorious Christian songs. I'm now sad and I would be very happy if you would bring it back, please. Lots of love James Adamo PS. I am from the poor counrty of South Africa so if you would please give me the little bit of hope to keep me going in this wild, disease riddled land.

[@survivalguydude4511]

No matter how hard you try spamming this on every video they are *NOT* bringing it back.

[@calvino6949]

Are you from South Africa before or after apartheid? Because obviously one is culturally cooler than the other.

[@cronos3000]

they lost the file, its not coming back sadly

[@Lilorangeguy]

Dude it's been a year. :/ I really doubt bringing it back.

[@AlbertStichkaJohn]

There's a bit in here about not picking fights with drivers. Almost a week ago I got shot through the thigh after flipping off a driver for a mildly annoying behavior they were exhibiting. Can confirm, people are unpredictable, and their responses can be disproportionate. Changing my bandage while typing this.

[@fimblebimble902]

Oh my the funny gamer boys are giving me the vapors

[@crustyrustonline97]

"Like a Lego cube" I'm crying

[@misastan]

bold of you to assume short mexican men get intimidated easily

[@gleekthemonkey4570]

We do

[@jamgoesontoast2318]

My dad, uncle, and grandma live in CA and he’s been telling me about how bad it is. I hope everyone is okay and safe out there!

[@Bigbossbadge]

the honey link doesn't work for me w the exclamation point, works as just megacast though, might just be me but wanted to let yall know

[@TigerBears11]

When are you guys gonna get Dan on the podcast? You’ve been promising it forever!

[@lilrat6805]

Look at last week's episode xD

[@TigerBears11]

Lil bean - whoooosh.

[@aydanvanderwende5642]

r/woosh

[@Chris-qc2zy]

Tiger Bears when you link subreddits outside of reddit

[@yeeto1930]

@@Chris-qc2zy r/wooooooosh

[@nana-ix]

I want editor justin

[@ryderls2729]

13:05 Jackson foreshadowing

[@l.m.a9288]

i stopped watching the game grumps vs supermega episode to watch this

[@mrplant6990]

Good thing you got your priorities straight

[@mur22]

i guess we know who won

[@oirkthelast7035]

I go to school with one of Matt’s cousins.

[@JesusLovesHisSheep]

does he smoke weed

[@pleasestop2143]

Oirk the last / okay. Now this is epic

[@marcelocoronel166]

I live in Matt's nuclear bunker

[@oirkthelast7035]

suh my fuh dih bih No

[@julialyss5353]

weird flex but ok

[@hacksbeenjamin]

Well i guess I'll stop listening to episode 59 and listen to this one.

[@lizibeff]

You know, as much as I hope for supermega to blow up in the future and for the boys to get the recognition and audience they deserve, I kinda like the smaller audience they have rn. they wouldn't be able to do or say half the shit they do if they had a bigger audience, or just generally more attention on them.

[@HidoriTohiro]

thanks Matt for validating how I feel at work about the nitro (sippy) lids lmao. especially since your podcasts are how I spend my lunches. If you're ever in chicago, I'll give ya some coffee and maybe also the deed to my store if we're slick enough.

[@jojesus893]

The big name for that jazzy beat classy thing you talking about....you might be thinking of RETRO SYNTHWAVE

[@eldepe6556]

Been listening almost everyday while working a souless job at Walmart. Listened to every one except the 2017 year review, I love it and you guys alot.

[@austen8828]

I'd like to be that miniature shrunk down man inside of the top hat. I've seen Ratitiouie, I know that I am more than qualified.

[@gunnerleatherwood4611]

Austen spell it right you XR

[@CB-qg3yh]

I fucking love whenever there is a weird sound in the room, and they have no idea what it is

[@JGardy17]

That book club thing was probably a joke but half of it sounded pretty cool.

[@MimmiEkman-h2i]

the part in the beginning about Matt in a fight made me literally cry laughing which I really needed this awful week, love you guys

[@leonardode-pinchy3234]

I’m surprised Ryan didn’t call out Matt for saying hank of the hill

[@illiteratekiwi6536]

train guy is the backbone of our society

[@Spearmph2]

11:23 I'm disappointed they didn't make a "I'm hard as a gun" reference

[@GwynethEmily]

but what was the lore update?

[@kitnamedgran]

We'll never know

[@flaminh0tsushi]

I can't seem to remember which podcast it was, but there was I think a recent podcast Matt and Ryan kept making Seinfeld impressions. If you know it please let me know!!

[@CriIp]

I've missed that intro music, glad their back.:D

[@aaronhallene6364]

aw god i just love these boys. i screech at my dog every time they upload a video. I don't actually watch the videos I just use you guys as a timer to scream at my dog im sorry.

[@rudyythompson8049]

Fat Dabs and Podcasts

[@svddsosa7396]

Matt & Ryan could you guys talk about dealing with heartbreak? I hope you guys see this comment. I know the chance is low but its worth a shot.

[@shadowlink828]

Love it when the KZbin men talk about Tom Cruise slurping placenta up through a bendy straw

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

Train watching is actually a super huge hobby

[@whitejayz4655]

Got my cheetos and back up doritos Got my monster energy Got my headphones Got Diablo 2 And got my two favourite boys to listen too here we go

[@goldbug9353]

You guys have great chemistry. I hope supermega never dies! Also, bring drunk drawing to Philly!

[@simplyfantastic58]

King of the Hill is a bunch of fun Matt. You're gonna be laughing your ass off.

[@StoopsyDaisy]

3:18 absolutely killed me. Feels bad man XD

[@eliasplaysmusic]

I left my concert hall setting on on my S9 and this is the most epic sounding conversation about penises ever right now

[@perp5879]

low key title and thumbnail should've been Street fighter bonus game reference with the angry Mexican man punching Matt's car on the crosswalk

[@jayjayxl604]

Please keep saying the episode number at the beginning of each podcast, Matt. It shows us you guys aren't stock piling episodes for later use.

[@marjago]

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT OBAMA VIDEO AT SCHOOL!!!

[@courtneygrumblis]

Ryan's laugh is literally the best 😂

[@beaniecakes124]

the smoke from the Chico fires are blowing directly into my town and i’m literally dying because I hAvE sEvErE aStHmA but we’re chillin i guess

[@gaskidmusic8135]

I have feil asleep to this podcast for the last seven weeks

[@MeowGoesTheDog]

I came back today after listening to a bit of the podcast a few days ago, and the first thing I hear is 12:27

[@Eepies]

Matt reminds me of freddy from return of the living dead

[@randomrick463]

But imagine Matt creeping towards you dressed as Tarman.

[@adamsandler7980]

Matt reminds me of Freddy from Five Night at Freddy Freakers.

[@dragonsember]

Don's thumbnails are getting progressively better

[@jonnie0004]

“You would never do anything, I would never do anything Yet”

[@seanfarley9235]

I would love a super mega book club

[@FlamingoRadio_]

Why can't these funny boys get the funny editor on the podcast? Justin's twitter is a fucking goldmine!

[@bingbam5093]

time to write my world history essay, thanks boys

[@TrueCrouton]

But how are plastic lids on drinks saving any plastic compared to a straw?

[@dylansullivan380]

“You play some video games and smoke so-a cigarette...”

[@coachfrank1221]

Love my offbrand WeDontSuck

[@vickytang]

thanks for putting a smile on my face funny youtube boys

[@Kosology]

We’d like to take you back to the classics

[@sunday-vf7jc]

I have just now noticed that matt has a beard, huh. Over 100 of these, and I never noticed

[@bunnybaker2289]

Humans tend to have one baby at a time partly because of this. Human genetic survival strategy centers around “quality” rather than “quantity”, meaning humans allocate more of their resources into fewer children. These children remain helpless for a long time and develop over years, but in return for all the survival risks, the brain has been further developed and complex thought has been developed. Many human behaviors reflect the “quality” survival strategy, including choosiness in picking mates.

[@peefmcgoose2908]

You guys should really do more music, that singing was actually really pleasant

[@worthcarlin5639]

Ryan was really relatable this episode

[@MegaDchamp]

Dude I will Happily buy some merch knowing it was handled by my two moist boys!

[@danilonunez4771]

I like the audio book podcast idea tbh

[@izzydrawings8112]

I remember in my health class I had to do community service and it was 10% of my average

[@stephanieyvonne5578]

I made my mom listen to the Honey ad-read and now she is getting Honey, and she's using the join code. She said, "that's the whitest boy I've ever heard" when Matt talked. She is, indeed, white as well. So to Matt, if you see this, you have been placed as the whitest male in the entire world in her eyes. I hope that can make your day -Katlynn

[@NoThisIsAxolotrick]

Cool

[@moneywalrus2069]

I love the seinfeldmega sticker

[@gummidoggi]

Haha yes! They boys!!

[@dillpoopoo]

SO HAPPY KOTH IS ON HULU AAHHHH ON SEASON 5. SO GOOD

[@carriganreilly]

does honey work on your website

[@Its_PizzaTime]

One thing I don't really like about the podcast is the updates. It's not all that fun to listen to an older podcast and hear about channel updates that have come and gone. I dunno I just think separate update videos would be better than updates at random points throughout a podcast.

[@walkingskin2920]

My dad was listening to a chinese podcast and they said the sperm was spinal fluid

[@copper2226]

Matt is a confirmed baby boomer.

[@drawnonteeth409]

This week Matthew and Ryan talk vore!

[@fewglow5076]

Smaller animals take less time to develop, so cats and mice can have more pregnancies. Humans also take more time because our brain are so large and complex compared to other animals.

[@lizzardborn2645]

gets an ad during the ad read

[@gyro_max5655]

i dont usually get bothered by asmr noises but the part at 44:32 bothers me greatly love those supermega boys

[@alliedrawsart4614]

I’ll be up to be getting that merch ;) *smoooch

[@CallieOhkay]

I think Ryan and I would get along on the weekends

[@gongusdeedeetow1510]

Im so high and you boys are the best.

[@m.ma.l174]

full metal jacket the mickey mouse club song the loss of childhood and walk aimlessy through hell.

[@shiboatisuto]

Man i cant wait to cop the anime supermega pins

[@raibeenah3007]

RODNEY YOU ARE THE BOMB get it

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

Y’all sleeping on that soundcloud Lofi hip-hop my dudes

[@Deitjh]

I watched King of the Hill after you guys and other youtubers kept talking about how good it is. Its just an ok show though so I don't understand the love of it.

[@deslacooda]

I'd say a big part of it is all the YTPs on KZbin. Perfect for absurd editing bullsh*t.

[@Liliputian07]

It's interesting how they're thinking about the idea of artistic voyeurism without using any academic language these bois can be smart bois when they want

[@prawnfriend7394]

y'all ever gonna do that podcast with Sarah from kkb

[@tadhg9558]

Doesn't Post Malone have his own luxury bomb shelter in the Nevada desert or something like that? Like it is really luxurious while also functioning as a bomb shelter

[@SpiralSpeed]

hypebeast.com/2017/11/post-malone-3-million-dollar-shelter-utah Utah it seems.

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

How come you guys aren't on Stitcher? 116 episodes and still no Android user love?

[@HickoryChip0]

My favorite gay couple... Did I just get a KZbin ad during an in podcast ad read?

[@danilonunez4771]

I was waiting for this!

[@bremble4986]

Hearing Joe Biden's name threw me off

[@twunvy]

I relate too much to Ryan's Saturdays

[@wantdeadmemes1530]

When is there site going up?( what time pst)