SuperMegaCast - EP 62: Tales From The Past

[@meaganhensley8360]

I went to high school with a kid who wore a fedora and walked with a cane with a big jewel on the top of it every day.

[@jacksoncarver469]

Meagan Hensley YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH NOTCH!?!?

[@issiahjk]

Show me your feet

[@papagrande7448]

And you didn't fuck him?

[@aurorasparks1985]

What a legend

[@othiasmcgwee9916]

so did i, did we go to the same school??

[@shnorbles]

Matt's hand must be pretty cold from holding that slushie for so long

[@citrinefool]

@Benji maybe he drank it all a long time ago

[@leonardode-pinchy3234]

In 3d now too

[@svmoki]

thats an animation god cant you tell thats not real...

[@mykubaka]

@@svmoki nope its real youre just an idiot

[@hillbillypowpow]

Matt's hands are always cold. Body too long for good bloodflow

[@PilsnerGrip]

The barbie game story is sooo good man, kinda gave me feels too, but laughs at the same time.

[@mickeyjohnson3895]

You guys need to find the Barbie game and play it

[@ryanblaz4118]

It should be like the baby's first fortnite video though, where Matt dresses and acts like a stereotypical jock and Ryan just acts normal.

[@DragonTamer31K]

@@ryanblaz4118 I agree except Matt should do black face to be authentic for the story

[@guardianbear6635]

It really is strange to see how people perceive themselves. Talking about all the hang ups they have about their bodies when they are both good looking guys.

[@supermegashowofficial]

I look like a potato with a grape on top

[@I_Am_Wasabi_Man]

@@supermegashowofficial moster trucks

[@supermegashowofficial]

@@I_Am_Wasabi_Man can i borrow some of your dynamite?

[@I_Am_Wasabi_Man]

@@supermegashowofficial im glad we can reciprocate references

[@SomeHeroAlex]

Okay so I read the Wikipedia plot synopsis for "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator," and I tell ya, shit IMMEDIATELY goes off the rails. It picks up right where the first story left off, in the glass elevator, and takes Wonka, Charlie, and his family *TO A GODDAMN SPACE HOTEL WITH CARNIVOROUS SHAPESHIFTING ALIENS AND THE FUCKING PRESIDENT GETS INVOLVED!* These aliens devour *24 people* in their pursuit of Wonka, and he kills them by *BURNING THEM UP UPON REENTERING EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE!* There's a(n unnecessary) chunk of the story where Wonka gives the old people some revitalization juice or whatever, but they take too much and regress back to infants, except one of them who VANISHES (she aged to "minus two"), so Wonka and Charlie go to some limbo ass dimension to get her back, age her up to *358* and then back to 78. Then the president (remember him?) invites Wonka, Charlie, and his family to be guests of honor at a dinner at the White House. What. The. *FUCK?!*

[@SomeHeroAlex]

Blue Guy If only we could reclaim the lives of those who were required to read it.

[@rebeccahjorleifson3819]

I was curious and thought "maybe I should look this up" thank you, kind sir, for saving me the time

[@chloebay7494]

the author was on something strong

bong the music industry HAHAHAHA REALLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

[@mohr6369]

My favorite moment with my dad was when he started his own business and became the owner of a company, he used to be a heavy drug user which made it so i couldn't see him for 3-4 years, but he changed and I'm so proud of him, and that he could do this.

[@naominerd4075]

Good for him, lots of people can't get out of the drug rut. Hope his business goes well. ^^

[@mscapgras]

This is too fuckin wholesome for supermega

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Ryan was so fucking on-point this episode. I laughed so damn much.

[@er3n54]

My favourite moment with my pops is everytime he kisses my forehead and puts a blanket on me when Im sleeping . He is not an affectionate man and he doesn't really show his emotions so such small acts of affection are precious. No joke here or autistic comment , just a wholesome comment.

[@atomisk7694]

hahhahhahahah youre gay

[@senpai5160]

This one time I fucked my sister in the back of my pickup truck and then my dad walked in got confused and fucked my cat. Good times.....good times.

[@bc_gaming4502]

@@senpai5160 Ahh memories...

[@Masonia_]

Ima be honest, I'm kinda pissed people replied with stupid shit.

[@isthatmattandryanfromsuper7951]

Mason Hamrick fuck off mason you like like a lesbian from tumblr

[@Dasucakies]

I was about to sleep damnit.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Dasu Jesus, where do you live? Where I live it just turned 11AM when they uploaded.

[@nazare5911]

I smell a barbie.

[@flynn9039]

DoubleChoc shrimps on the barbi are not fucking real gosh darn

[@Clide0_0]

Dasu do you live in asia? Lmfao or do you just have a weird ass sleep schedule

[@marcoaguiar2619]

Dasu you go to sleep at 11AM? How old are you

[@meghanmallon4892]

thanks for the birthday present boys. never stop making these.

[@theSoruman]

Birthday twin!

[@ThePotatokun]

I would upvote, but im such a child at heart that i want to be 69 thumbsup forever. and happy birthday!

[@jackb9372]

BeardedPotato upvote? You've been on Reddit recently haven't you?

[@tupslmao]

hey man, happy early birthday

[@cederelhall]

Dude nice! custom thumbnails. I'm just now realizing it's all episode specific

[@StandardEnemy]

josh flem Yes yes YES! Daddy likes these new thumbnails too!

[@TellingItTash]

Man, KZbin was doing so well until Arin Egoraptor Hanson vandalized global treasure, Ray William Johnson's wall.

[@breesway9749]

Ian Tash the dick drawing that changed KZbin and destroyed careers.

[@roosterbro6547]

Hey Matt, I just wanted to let you know that my favorite memory with my Pops is him comforting me on his shoulder while I cried until my nose started to bleed. (I got blood all over him it was pretty gross) It was a bad day and that hug was the best feeling ever because I could really feel his love after feeling like I had let him down. Thanks for asking that question so I could ponder and think of my actual favorite moment with my dad. I hope you beautiful funny KZbin men have a good day.

[@greggory5156]

I just got into you guys and only until recently did you finally launch what looks like a incredibly successful Patreon. Its great to see how much you guys have grown into your own.

[@andrewbay8891]

KEEP THE PODCASTS COMING, its all that entertains me at school and im running out of podcasts to listen to fast I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@_llexx_926]

Favorite dad moment: Going to the beach and watching my dad etch in the sand "I LOVE CHICKEN" with a heart surrounding the words. Yep, definitely related to my dad with my sense of humor.

[@schlubenno3827]

This is one of my favorite episodes yet. I love hearing your weird and endearing childhood stories.

[@frankostanko8369]

My favorite moment with my dad was when he taught me the difference between cunnilingus and anilingus when we ate steaks. Boy, I was confused for so long..

[@CTTheGamer]

CaffeinatedCookie Hw didn’t teach you about penislingus?

[@naominerd4075]

Penislingus. That honestly rolls off the tongue a lot easier than "Fellatio"

[@jeans9292]

youre saying fellatio wrong if it doesnt roll off the tongue

[@HaydenLoreArt]

My favorite memory of my dad was when he told me if I ate as much junk food as my mom, my children would come out autistic. I wish I were joking.

[@10toothlesswonders69]

gottem

[@toxotesarcher4532]

I wonder how many people lost their fucking marbles when ryan said ned flanders is from family guy

[@nicholasgeere5125]

I noticed, couldn't tell if it was a legitimate slip or he was fucking with me

[@Heyoka.Kaine.]

the story about the big black jock who plays a barbie pc came is BEYOND adorable

[@bigbeeforoni]

My friends parents waxed the floors in their newly remodled basement. My friend ran, and jumped down like a slip-n-slide, and slid headfirst into the wall. Actually into the wall. We had to pull him by his ankles to get his head out from the wall.

[@fingazization]

ryan you are bigger, but you are very handsome

[@cheezorger]

dude can you dim down the b-word, the -er is too violent

[@thefreelancequeen]

This is one of the quintessential episodes of the podcast, definitely would be in the top 10 non guest episodes

[@sonicwontletmeleave]

12:04 watch out headphone people

[@Basicallypan]

It wasnt loud

[@shiboatisuto]

Thanks but you're a little late

[@vincerodriguez1025]

when i heard that that was the hardest I've laughed in a while

[@salmonkindalikeme9316]

Only about 30 minutes in, and this feels really natural. One of my favorites. Great podcast guys!

[@toadboy7493]

I swear to fucking god, there's an AD around 40:19 or whatever and it showed a trailer for Battle of the Sexes and the distributor was none other than FOX FUCKING SEARCHLIGHT

[@rlenclub]

12:04 thanks guys, my blood pressure was super low today

[@noxjoe]

hi matt my favorite moment with my pops is the one where he gave me a nice pat on the head before he went to the store for milk, he must be stuck in traffic or something hes been out for 9 years haha

[@supermegashowofficial]

My mom just told me he got stabbed by the bad guys from home alone

[@schlubenno3827]

Haha never heard anything like this!!!

[@aaronvargas6004]

Holy shit, this podcast was by far my favorite. Not exactly sure why, just some real good vibes in this one. Keep it up, you two lovely boys

[@SkilesHasFun]

I wish every episode of the podcast had Arin just casually walk in and join the show six minutes in.

[@datboijoni7725]

I went to a church that had a gym when I was in third or fourth grade, and these kids found this equipment that looked like hockey gear, but made out of this stuff they use on play mats. Then some other kid found plastic rods with cylinders of the play mat stuff attached. All the kids started to attack each other, and I swear I was scared for my life. Those kids were about three feet taller than I was, and they just had this gear and thingies they were beating other kids with. Looking back at it, it was hilarious, especially when I remembered that one of the kids got yelled at by his parents.

[@xzwf]

46:35 Matt's laugh gives me life here

[@muttmania]

woah ryan that's so cool that you lost that much weight so far, for real that's great!!

[@letz5464]

I ship you not Wow yeah I agree it's so cool that he's losing those pounds, for real just it's great I'm so happy for him!

[@medicdroid1]

1:03:56 Pro Jared's timbs.

[@QWlN]

I support the ads. Make that money.

[@16bitmustache]

The best thing about having a day off of school and stuff is easily listening you boys and playing Mario Kart 8

[@DxCforever2]

Ryan please we all think you're very handsome regardless of your weight! But also congrats on losing weight!

[@prul]

this is probably my favorite podcast

[@xyzedgamer3476]

Accurate representation of Matt in the thumbnail

[@EmraHemingway]

XYZedGamer You know that's Matt right

[@Rodknees321]

On the right dude, that's Matt to a T

[@lawnmowerman5287]

That Ain’t Maty

[@Tuschi17]

Wow! I loved these stories. I hope we get more of that sort of stuff sometime.

[@ChimpEasy]

Bless you boys these podcasts always help me through some of the work day

[@aug2873]

Love the custom thumbnails

[@kinkyinkling5232]

August Elliott love your profile pic

[@justinv.535]

12:00 DUDE Top 10 supermegacast moments for me

[@guardianbear6635]

'There's a dragon the size of Australia.' 'Man I didn't know your mom was in that book.'

[@supedude6]

"You can see Earth from the moon, right?" - Ryan Magee

[@SpikeRamos13]

Matt, favorite moment with my dad is a tie between 2 moments: 1) Went to a Baseball game recently, 24 by the way, last time we went to a Baseball game together was when I was 6, had fun and bonded, real nice day... 2) My dad decided to play a game with me since he knows I love playing fighting games, he decided to try it... he legit beat me by button mashing and laughs and rubs it in my face... during the moment I was a little upset, but looking back makes me laugh, he still refuses to give me a rematch to this day...

[@iandsideb]

Turn the volume up at 12:04, you can hear someone whisper in the background!

[@nasty7240]

FUCKING OW

[@Philip_Recchia]

Lmao asshole

[@Marble223]

My favorite memory with my Dad is less of a specific moment and more of an experience. My Dad's been a truck driver since I was in 8th Grade, and for the summer I went on the road with him. I had been for a couple other summers as well. It was wonderful. The sights, the rest stops, the showers at Loves. I can't imagine the inner strength the man had to have to endure me DJ'ing 90% of the time. It wasn't always perfect by any means. Being on the truck we often ate out, like almost every day. I would gain an insane amount of weight and lose it during the school year and repeat. I have a couple stories of weird Rest Stops and grimy showers as well. But I wouldn't trade it for the world, that was the most bonding experience I've ever had with my Dad. I love him.

[@ethanmiller1808]

Legit so proud of Ryan, it's awesome to see in 2022 how much slimmer he is

[@_Yedd_]

Rewatching ep1 to present day episodes and Ive got to say 61 and 62 are definitely some of the best so far. The Julian- Ding Ding- Oney- Ross- and Tucker guest episodes were very good as well

[@stardustreverie6880]

I genuinely wanna meet Ryan's jock friend and play Barbie dog-grooming games with him...

[@Sage_3000]

I was going to sleep untill ryan yelled DUDE out loud at 12:05

[@dannymork8135]

Hey guys. As much as I look putting on your Let's Plays while I work, I want you guys to create stuff you love and that you can get something out of. Patreon is a great place to at least start that. I already support a few illustrators and podcasts and if you guys joined, I would totally support Supermega in whatever you both decide to do

[@breesway9749]

I love the podcasts, please keep doing them forever, you're my favorite boys.

[@joediaz3438]

The best memory I have of my dad is when I was around 6 he would always take me to work with him he did construction so I like all the tractors and stuff and then one day he taught me how to drive them which was pretty cool...that I will always have is a memory of

[@headphonecadaver5321]

My favorite moments with my papa was when he would tell me stories about his life and all the crazy stuff that's happened to him. It's really cool to see what your parents did before you were born :3

[@kardmaster77]

guys find and play that barbie game

[@Immor7alBG]

You shouldn't chew gum when hungry, because chewing makes your stomach produce acid because it expects food, or at least that's what I've been told.

[@naominerd4075]

That explains it! I noticed before that if I chew gum for a long time, I get really hungry. I figured it had to do with the chewing. Thanks for the explanation.

[@ethanjones2543]

Even though I know the new episode has already come out, I wanted to say a story about my dad. I remember my mom had gone somewhere and my brother was out with his girlfriend, my dad and I were watching Return of the Jedi. Even though that's nothing big, I love those close and comfy moments with my dad :)

[@towerz_og8297]

Can we get a face reveal for 300k?

[@OVTClearMind]

A. Torres They show their faces in lots of videos though?

[@perk4565]

I can't tell if he's being sarcastic

[@OVTClearMind]

The Tiger Neither can I. I hope so

[@user-fe8xc8ri7o]

lol

[@Bassvolt]

THATSTHEJOKE

[@WodyHG]

You boys just made my morning, again

[@nicolerogers7169]

Wait what the hell you guys almost have 300k ?? I can’t tell if you guys have just grown really quickly or time had just flown by

[@BuskaBoiga]

28:00 did matt just yes yes

[@daltonfreeman6551]

my dad and i put together my first computer. he looked at me and said "you're majoring in computer science, how can you not put a computer together" and i said, "well i figured this could be a good father son bonding experience, kind of like a rocket, but not a rocket" (referencing the time he bought a model rocket and wanted to build it with my older bro, but it sat in the closet for 12 years). and his response of "hahaha dammit, now i have to" absolutely made my day

[@SKULLEDBUICK]

It's strange that Ryan never knew any potheads until senior year of high school. In 6th-8th grade, I knew quite a bit. I'm like 20, so it was kinda around the same time. I guess that's the difference between Pasadena, Texas & South Carolina?

[@vicvinegar6828]

Jesus getting the wind knocked out of him is my new favorite mental image.

[@jakasaras5525]

Really love the artwork on these podcast better than the old ones, keep up the laughs bois!

[@audiowithdrawal]

I dig the new art direction

[@TerraGenocide]

my favorite memory from my dad was when I grew up without him

[@RAGINLEMONS]

1:11:03 I'm the exact same way. I wish I could quit but I do enjoy the social aspect. The best conversations happen when I'm smoking it seems.

[@Ushygushy103]

This has to be the funniest one I've listened to

[@darkeimp555]

My mom and dad separated when I was a baby so he wasn't really in my life. I could probably literally count the number of times I've seen him in person throughout my life on one hand. HOWEVER! I have a good memory from the most recent time I saw him, a few years ago. My dad had asked me about my life since he hadn't been there to see it, and he asked if I was dating. Similar to Ryan, I have a lot of self image and self confidence issues, so the answer was no, I wasn't and had never dated anyone, even though I was 30. There's that stereotype of dads never wanting their daughters to date anyone and I basically expected that kind of reaction (because hell, I don't know what dads are like in real life) but he was heart broken. He told me I should find someone, that I deserve to be with someone and have that experience in my life. It was a beautiful moment, and something I really wish I'd had growing up. Someone to tell me I deserve to feel good about myself and deserved someone who appreciated me and that being in a relationship was a valuable part of life. My mom, though I'm grateful to her for raising me, always had nothing but negative things to say about relationships since hers hadn't worked out. Unfortunately I still haven't gotten over my confidence issues so 3 years later I've still never been with anyone, but at least I have that encouraging memory of my dad to help me work on it.

[@bonnie2434]

I never loved smoking, but I did it a lot because of the social aspect. I felt so stupid not doing anything with my hands while standing outside shows with people who were smoking. Eventually I started bringing my yo-yo, but I still felt out of place. Now that I don't go to shows, I never have this problem. It feels good. I haven't smoked in like 6 months (applause!!). Bringing my lighter everywhere is still something I do. Just in case someone asks for a light. It's a good way to meet people sometimes. It sucks that's the way it is. Alcohol is kinda the same thing, but it's more fun and less dumb. And you can't just drink a beer outside a building for no reason. (It sucks that's the way it is.) My ex always said nicotine patches worked better for her. It might be the same for you, Ryan!! Anyway, keep it up. You should be proud of even wanting to quit. And congrats on the weight loss!! :>

[@heyits_mojo]

I love how they explained undercuts like old people not knowing what they are

[@brianr244]

“If the priest blessed the shit could I eat it”- Matt Watson, 2017

[@Apollyon-zm1lh]

listening to this one while healing my 5th chakra please come back super mega

[@survivor_seth]

Ryans laugh at 49:43 is the best part of this podcast to me

[@BigSchim]

Hey, Ryan! Use Mario, Rabbid Luigi, and Luigi. Buy new weapons at this point. If you've been stingy so far this is where it jumps in difficulty. Like I actually lost the first fight after getting all golds. Give Rabbid Luigi good dash damage, give Mario good stomp damage, give Luigi as many Steely Stare powerups as you can, reduce it's cooldown to 1 turn. Luigi's secondary attack is AMAZING for drawing enemy attacks, especially getting rid of enemy overwatch... err, villianwatch. You make a lot more in each chapter than before so you can upgrade now and upgrade half way through the chapter to weapons that also do special things. If you want, you can switch Luigi for Rabbid Mario. He's a little more situational though but he's really good at killing grouped up enemies. You don't really need healing with Peach or Rabbid Peach. Rabbid Luigi is a pretty good tank with vamp dash and his shield. Give everybody cleansing jump, and +1 movement since it's usually only 30 power orbs per character for the first one.

[@redwolfjo3_647]

ok no lie, I get that sweat drop down my side all the time. Hearing Ryan say that very truly makes me feel a little more normal. Thank you

[@Michael-vl4dq]

I completely forgot Matt didn't have his shirt on

[@Spong3Bob9945]

Well my favorite memory of my dad was in Junior year of high school, a week before prom I broke up with my abusive ex for the last time, and no longer had a date to prom. My mom drove me to take pictures with my friends but stopped at the police department first, and when we pulled in the lot my dad was standing under a tree in his uniform with a beautiful corsage that matched my dress to remind me that “I don’t need a date to have a flower, and that dad will always love me.”

[@senandevitt706]

im late af, but one of my favourite dad memories is listening to dubliners cd's with him and my brothers and singing along to them

[@SkicoNow]

12:03 JESUS that actually made me jump lol

[@chazjw1]

I really like the new artwork for the channel

[@herocuke]

30:10 Been there a few times Ryan. Sucks but I'm glad you grew up to laugh at it with you're best pal Matt. On another note, I want someone to animate Ryan's laugh at 30:27 to turn into a funny cry and then Matt standing over Ryan with a hand on his shoulder. Would be a funny short animation.

[@2Dtube1]

I don't recall Willy Wonka going on a murderous rampage in the sequel. All I remember is that he and Charlie and his family went to space, everyone freaked out, and they landed back down.

[@Lumifire]

I'm so excited! Such a great way to start the morning.

[@Donnel4]

My favorite moment with my father was when he came into my room while I was in a skype call with some friends and started talking like Kermit so now my friends call him Kermit

[@notgrubba]

It's been a *week* , why is ep 61 not on iTunes yet?

[@louismccormick3263]

Grubba The Hunk when bold doesn't work

[@bethanywilson2053]

Loukalike *tragic*

[@gatsu6906]

*_OOF_*

[@siIIylittlegoof]

Something Something *_W O A H_*

[@microsoftranchbottle]

Grubba The Hunk *BOI*

[@spice8631]

I’ve been watching Ryan since the cyndago days, and I never knew that he smoked

[@whyteraven2182]

As someone from western Kansas, I can confirm that we have many towering beanstalks that protect our farms from the frequent tornados.

[@harleylewis9017]

Their impression of the Snoop Dogg song killed me

[@SISGshow]

"i'll be ned flanders" "we're talking about hey arnold not family guy" fAMILY GUY OH MY GOD

[@alexmontesano6419]

I think my favorite memory of my father would have to be this one winter. We lived on a lake that froze over and this one year we fixed up our three wheeler to be able to drive on the ice. So my dad brought the three wheel out onto the ice and tied a sled behind it, he then talked me onto getting onto the sled and we whipped around on the ice together.

[@ProjectOccasus]

Reminding myself to share the story at 22:00 with a friend. Too funny

[@frootyroots7574]

The Jesus to Santa origin bit made me laugh SO hard ?

[@jandhamchannel]

“She’s just the... the size of Austral” “DUDE!!!!!”

[@EmraHemingway]

About the Ryan Rabbids thing, play Steamworld Heist (It's a 2d strategy shooter very much like Mario+Rabbids). It's supported on every console