SuperMegaCast - EP 351: Illegal Haircut

[@carolinef9887]

matt’s pregnancy glow is insane this episode

[@Syndusias]

such a beautiful boy, I just want to drape thin ham and turkey slices on his bones, smother him in honey, and let loose a cage of ferrets. Get a lawn chair, and beat off while I eat my sour patch kids sorbet

[@brendanmoran57]

My favorite part is when Ryan tells Matt he loves his body

[@antlerbraum2881]

Got me all hot and bothered 🥵

[@garrettlee9511]

These funny brothers finna make me act up 😩 💦

[@goobalore]

i am GOING to COME.

[@sachinkelsen1751]

As a mismatch socks wearer myself I’m beautifully touched by Ryan taking a stance. Hope that bigot Matt takes some notes

[@antlerbraum2881]

I personally try to keep ‘em matched, but hey, if one is missing I’ll gladly mismatch! 😊

[@ratbastards332]

oh FUCK i just looked down to see that i am also wearing mismatched socks

[@BelroseYT]

Matt walsh=Matt Watson

[@jeremyrennerpornotruth]

are they grey and black or not ? if theyre not its unfashionable

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Fun fact: Actor Matthew grey Gubler always wore mismatched socks specifically until he had to shoot a scene for the Life Aquatic and he ended up breaking his foot or ankle or something, bc it was bad luck for him to match

[@franlilith4591]

jumpscare warning, they lift the fursuit head to reaveal Jim's actual screaming severed head

[@DrAustinSauce]

You know Ryan's legs are gorgeous when a decapitated Furry head used their last bit of energy to stare at Ryan's feet/calves. I feel that.

[@jefferinno]

You’re neurotic 🙏😊👍

[@exosluckyone]

its nice to see a guy with the same body image issues as me but its depressing at the same time. the complexities of supermega are bittersweet

[@houyeet]

Ryan looks great and so do you

[@UtakatatheRogue]

there are only 3 men in the world im gay for and one of them is ryan magee all bodies r beautiful!

[@nottodaygalvatron]

you, my good sirs, have won the internet today 😂

[@makemake2364]

Rip reddit

[@spaghetties3366]

You sir may have le reddit gold. Epic doge man

[@marvelousball]

Rest in peace le reddit

[@biffanytetzer9667]

Jack Black in blackface is genuinely 100% in a scene in Be Kind Rewind.

[@TeaAndAPiano]

Unlike matt, catching even the slightest glimpse of Ryan's moobs through his shirt is my hyperfixation

[@ghoulishtoad]

Real shit I'd suck the fuck outta those moobies 🤤🤤🤤

[@DrAustinSauce]

Hey homie get what you can get. I could draw an interpretative picture of it for you, but it's based on what my mom says they look like.

[@jeshwemmy1634]

Matt thinking the North Korean haircut rule is real is totally a matt thing but also a prime supermega bit

[@Tenacious-Pee]

​@beaplant2698 They should go to North Korea to openly speak Ill of their glorious God (Kim Jong Un). That would be a funny prank, I'm pretty sure.

[@hushthecipher]

Are we still doing this bit where we act like Ryan isn't the hot one?

[@ARTDaGAT]

Matt is the brains, Ryan is the hot one and Justin is the wild card

[@mustardofdoom]

I know the fursuit head is from a fan, but it's really funny to have it on display and not mention it in the podcast.

[@lady.gremlin]

Ryan, people find peaks, valleys, and mountains much more spectacular than flat land. You are the heartthrob don't forget.

[@Chroniko1]

Y’all both have amazing bodies and you don’t gotta change for anybody. As long as you try to eat as healthy as you can, both of you guys are good the way you are.

[@antlerbraum2881]

The Pinocchio pfp makes me think this is a fib, but I agree lol.

[@EndsleyIV]

Idk Matt kinda looks like that kid in Willy Wonka who gets stretched out and it’s not okay.

[@ryderls2729]

Matt's hair is at the top of the list of illegal haircuts, it's definitely hurting the show if you ask me

[@sansisntness]

yeah he really needs to start using Keeps again, the bald spot is definitely growing

[@EndsleyIV]

Thank god for alopecia drugs brought to you by PFIZER™️

[@dontlookspins]

Lmao of course Matt believes that North Koreans are banned from getting that haircut even after that completely contradictory article said all North Koreans were forced to get the same haircut. There’s actually a documentary called going to North Korea to get a haircut by two Australian dudes who wanted to see which article was lying and they found that no surprise, they could get whatever haircut they wanted.

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

I want the Mao cut with sideburns and a soul patch, a tear tattoo to pull it all together

[@swogg4586]

Oh shit was that you I saw yesterday?

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

@@swogg4586 At the bouncy castles, jumping REALLY high with the leather pants, yeezies and bare chest sherpa vest? Yes.

[@CringelordJen]

for someone who enjoys wearing mismatching socks for years, im glad the ICON that is Ryan Magee is getting everyone on board

[@oliverseguin7812]

“Foilage” gets me everytime

[@sggage7823]

56:03 Fun fact: in the movie “Be kind rewind” there is a scene where Jack Black does blackface because he so badly wants to portray a black man in a documentary. He immediately gets lectured for it and apologizes.

[@alyssacarlisle25]

Definitely my favorite podcast episode so far. I love how you talk about such a wide range of topics and still manage to keep it entertaining and relevant. Keep doing what you’re doing

[@TheOriginalCody]

Today Matt and Ryan become Yeonmi Park

[@dontlookspins]

Matt next podcast: yeah so this one is true guys, there’s only one train in North Korea and they all have to get out and push it to the next stop

[@CHIPtsune]

very enjoyable podcast today, great job guys! funny bits great energy, nothing overdone, and interesting topics. Also the regular space talk i enjoy :0

[@drill6739]

not the haircut myth😭😭

[@moeadul]

judt wanna say, congratulations matthew on completing your court mandated community service buddy

[@AnnaMae_ASMR]

and THIS is why they are called The Funny Brothers

[@Cyber-Cameron]

y'all might as well just rename it to the "slurcast" after this one. wow.

[@antlerbraum2881]

I mean first they came for Italians, and I said nothing BUT now…

[@DrAustinSauce]

I can't believe they said the /word/. Now I can't watch this without headphones without triggering my Grandma

[@syn2253]

I thought after the first minute they’d let up but for the full 1:24:24 they really just went for it.

[@Pyeongchang3476]

omg guys when i heard you guys say my name on the podcast, my name is pyeongchang!

[@garrettlee9511]

Holy --

[@drizzuI]

im glad you guys could finally come out about your relationship AND the pregnancy. i’ve had my suspicions but didn’t want to be rude and assume anything so it’s nice the have closure on that. congrats ❤️

[@india4387]

It’s nice seeing them talking about current events and personal opinions on things. The navy ad was fun, feels fresh from the same old ads

[@texacosnow7045]

As a man named Ryan I love you Ryan

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

I feel for Ryan because I am also a guy who's in decent shape, but has a bit of a spare tire. I think not all guts are created equal, and that I draw confidence from the fact that you can tell who has ab muscles under their gut pretty easily, and especially for shouldery guys like Ryan, you get more of a "oh that guy lifts" vibe.

[@dylanperkins278]

Marvin and Roger, I love you guys

[@zhang6754]

Where are my fellow MAPS at (Matthew Watson attracted person)

[@lady.gremlin]

I always wondered why you guys were recording in Justin's break room

[@OvniLad]

Happy birthmonth my two beautiful sassy gay boys. 🌈 Wish you the best as a family of divorcees with a baby boy. I'm so glad social services let you adopt baby Justin in spite of the numerous arrests Matt's had and Ryan's poppers addiction 😢🤗😘

[@spencer6106]

this was a great end to the podcast, I'll miss you boys!

[@chriscarrillo967]

truly hasn't been the same since we lost Arnold... miss that goofball. mack and byron are OK too.

[@jamesbishop9450]

Listening to Matt talk about biosignatures when that’s exactly what my astrophysics masters project was on is wild

[@drew2510]

Ref the pod man

[@DeathOnTwoLegs09]

Dude Ryan I’m so fucking high 20:00 and I started to freak out when you were repeating the word so many times

[@louie.lenard5795]

This episode was brought to you by Radio Free Asia

[@dontlookspins]

Exactly lol Matt really doubles down on the absurd headlines without doing any research in to the veracity of the source the article is citing, as long as it’s about China or Korea of course.

[@louie.lenard5795]

@@dontlookspins yeah I’m always kinda surprised people actually believe that stuff still especially when they’re generally more left leaning. I guess in the US the anti communist propaganda and so on really is especially rampant.. but the headlines about the DPRK are always so outrageous, how can anyone read that and go “sure that seems right” lol

[@sefflikejeff1917]

It's actually so annoying how confident he speaks on something he knows nothing about

[@dontlookspins]

@@sefflikejeff1917ideological hegemony is wild, I hope Matt picks up a book one day instead of letting Twitter clips of Yeonmi Park and fox/cnn headlines tell him what to believe about a country that got firebombed back to the stone age by the US military and then had a puppet dictator ruling the south for US corporate interests for several decades following the Korean War.

[@hushthecipher]

Matt goes on a 30 minute rant about space that derails the podcast once again. Nice going buddy! (Sarcasm). Looking good Ryan 👍

[@rabbitwanter]

i wore mismatched socks today but mine are christmas themed 🎅

[@antlerbraum2881]

I wish you a very early merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[@OvniLad]

Cursed

[@syn2253]

It’s crazy that Matt got so fed up and shot Ryan in the face and this video isn’t demonetized… rip king Ryan

[@FandralStar]

Hot dog= Mustard, Relish, Onions. That's it. That's all you need, and all that should be.

[@markyay]

to answer Matt's question at 10:29 : coz they design junk food to appeal to ur tastebuds to make u crave them more than anything else. Big Food is making you addicted, u need to fight back

[@atrium3399]

love when they talk about space

[@91n3tr33]

Almost became an audio listener this week after being caught off guard by the furry head 😢

[@tristantrevino327]

What’s wrong with a furry head, idiot.

[@tb.7788]

38:33 my god the matter of fact way matt says Ellen is dead and then ryan just rolls with it 😂 i’m fuckin dying

[@Chewbarta]

Ngl, Matt looks hot with his dyed brown hair.

[@Kingbimmy]

The segment about space was so cool to listen to, cuz I adore space, and I love researching random shit about that. This ep was great all around. :)❤

[@derikdotnet]

Jesus Christ my name is Derik, I'm in my early 20's, but I have not read art of the deal. Still that genuinely freaked me out when you guys addressed me

[@drk680]

Same dude

[@sil80_]

matt is really such a good and humble boy i love him

[@radraccoon8911]

Love when the boys talk about space! Lets go!

[@Zackaria_sMax]

48:16 What a waste of $5! It was just a penis. It wasn't a "penis butt", it wasn't a "penis butt" at all!

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

You waste 37 hours a year separating socks by color. Mix match gang get an extra day of grinding a year

[@bprups3115]

in pennsylvania and most states on the eastern seaboard the government told everyone that if they saw a lanternfly to kill them which is kinda the same thing lol

[@alexisbruce4586]

ryan clearly thinking of p.f. chang’s instead of the capitol

[@abstrusepaladin]

"Ok this one is true: *the very fake haircut one*" hahahehe

[@shawnskeetersullivan9721]

Ryan said it for real this epsiode keep speaking the truth brother

[@ethanfisher-perez9620]

Guys I LOVE the cooking simulator channel idea

[@sicksour7791]

i am currently wearing grey and black socks

[@Syndusias]

anyone watching this in 2024, glad our boys are back?

[@tombus7671]

Of course the day when the mismatched socks trend begins is the day i wore matching socks, DOH!

[@JackJohnson-bw4pu]

love the boys and I understand the issues with youtube and the need for patreon, but maybe only shill it like once per episode instead of like 3 times it feels like 10 minutes of the podcast was a pateron ad

[@DonTonSoup]

Okay throw your bias aside and admit Kim's basketball rules fuckin rule. What a surprisingly rad idea from an actual goblin of a human being.

[@noahthomas6496]

This is it. That'll do pig.. that'll do

[@xXChloeKissXx]

matt knows what's good with the mint yerba 🙏🙏

[@nick-galvan]

This was a great lowkey finale episode. Great run guys! Goodnight SuperMegaCast!

[@gemini_jack4927]

I've got some black and blue socks, to mach the bruises I have on my knees

[@djizzy2]

Matt and Ryan?!?!? Of North Korea????!!!!

[@imp4356]

This was the lowest quality podcast so far.

[@drk680]

9:19 my names Derrek and I subbed to the patreon a bit before this came out and I’m technically in my early 20’s this threw me off like crazy the first time I watched this lmao😭😭

[@DDuffy143]

That navy ad killed me…

[@eliasplaysmusic]

We need my two lovely uncles 2: the unclening

[@SkyflyNB]

I hope they get Jack Black on the podcast cause they really need some more diversity

[@wienerschnitzel186]

justin is a cutie nomming chips

[@dd11111]

The last big scientific hurdle we crossed was cybernettic limbs. If you asked me.

[@demondrummingonyourcasket1095]

Matt’s got that dreamworks smirk

[@barrothontherocks3325]

i used to not mind raycon ads in any way until they started the "dupecession" stuff, eugh

[@gabebitner4101]

My favorite part of this episode is finding out i actually agree with north korea. On basketball of course nothings else. Dunks should so be 3 points. Good shit kim

[@carlycraven790]

I think you’re fashionable Matt. I love Ryan honestly asking about that! But yea Matt you dress cute af I think

[@astrowolvez]

The thing with that though is they may be protecting employees but they’ve done nothing with the artists they collaborated with. So they’re left with to the wolves and aren’t properly compensated.

[@Getsadandstuff]

a nail that sticks out is hammered down (japan) cutting down the tall poppy (australia) don't put your head above ground level (netherlands)

[@BBallRambling]

This was an excellent listen

[@brookie6969]

gonna be honest, ryan could brush up on his chairman mao history

[@ChagaThunder]

Gee golly these funny brothers I tell ya!!!😭😎

[@Dontasticats]

What the fuck, I thought the navy actually sent them an ad

[@OlGurtyBSTRD]

Fash Watson laggin in this one

[@DeathOnTwoLegs09]

Ryan in his Adam Sandler era

[@adiacouture5357]

no joke one of the best episodes i’ve listened to in a while. thank you boys for your coming out story.

[@_missmarissa_]

59:30 - 1:15:00 Matt deGrasse Tyson

[@LucasNogueira-cr8fs]

how i miss the funny brothers 😔

[@agalla2456]

Ayo Ryan, it's hard hearing you talk about yourself like this. You've been doing it for a minute now, and I hope you are able to talk to a professional about it at some point. You deserve to feel good about yourself regardless of your weight or the "peaks and valleys" lol. I'm 28 as well and struggle with the same shit, but this body dysmorphia stuff is the real mind killer dude and I hope you can get some relief.

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

That raycon ad is so strange, like the script writer was kinda just saying words they recently semi-learned I google dupecession and it shows nothing, what the hell are they on about. It has such a corporate nonsense tone that I doubt Matt & Ryan wrote this themselves, yet even googling raycon dupe, raycon dupecession, none of this shows anything. Also interesting they went with the word dupe, it's used as a shorthand for duplicate, but it's actual definition is much more appropriate.

[@LotionMan17]

Rip funny brothers

[@joelbahn4136]

Who tf says "how tall is the net" for a basketball hoop 😂

[@mikemath9508]

the poppy that grows tallest gets chopped down

[@Radd33]

Can someone please tell me the name of the soundtrack that plays during the sponsor segments?

[@vevokay0115]

ryan mega aand maatt super play poker i think that would be coool . Go all in