I love how Batman never takes a swing at Robin or Green Lantern. His roasts are rated E for everyone but his boy and his hype man.
@shepherdsson Жыл бұрын
For real, I was looking in the comments if anyone else notice green lantern was the only one not being roasted 🤣
@checkme1830 Жыл бұрын
Actually, GL did get roasted. Got told to start making better movies.
@shepherdsson Жыл бұрын
@@checkme1830 I thought that was Superman. Green lantern has like 1 movie ever
@knightmare3706 Жыл бұрын
I mean......roasting lantern is kinda easy. Just tell him he's looking yellow. Also roasting the son is friendly fire and we don't do that in the batfam. Unless it's Jason.
@byronrush9802 Жыл бұрын
@@knightmare3706 or Damien cuz f*** that guy
@aidenfurry471 Жыл бұрын
"one Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a firepit, what will happen to Apocalypse when 500 go off simultaneously?"-Batman Darkseid has reason to be afraid
@lonewanderer1328 Жыл бұрын
You’re bluffing Omega Lambda 7 X L 9 You dare? YOU DARE?
@cameroncalger8724 Жыл бұрын
@@lonewanderer1328 I do dare 🦇
@IsaiahRichards692 Жыл бұрын
Darkseid: At least the doctor that delivered me didn’t kill himself shortly after! Batman: Of course he killed himself; deliver something as perfect as me, everything else is a disappointment by comparison. Asian parents called him relatable. Darkseid: At least I have powers! Batman: Yet you’re powerless to ever see your kids again.
@SaintBeowulf Жыл бұрын
@@IsaiahRichards692gl:GYAT DAMN
@gamerorsomething2363 Жыл бұрын
"You actually do a great job at DC" "Wait fr?" "Yeah we have to have somebody in the background" 💀
@murderousgaming6706 Жыл бұрын
69th like
@user-jg5qx7eg8i Жыл бұрын
77
@gabrielacosta9470 Жыл бұрын
“GODDAMMIT!”
@Divine_Trunks Жыл бұрын
GODDAMNIT😂😂😂
@lordhanzoakablackjotaro Жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@xxx_rimuru9620 Жыл бұрын
Batman: "good job son" Robin: "love you papa" 😂
@cookiesncreamkinglover Жыл бұрын
Same😂🤣🤣
@suohd.sunking6964 Жыл бұрын
"It's Mr. Steal yo girl" "Oh woah oh" "It's Mr. Steal yo girl" "Oh woah oh"
@lishagoode6516 Жыл бұрын
And yet he doesn't say "I love you" back.
@tristongin4361 Жыл бұрын
Flash: Batman is this a joke to you
@The_Collecter285 Жыл бұрын
Is Mister steel yo girl
@madladjosh6363 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen better Fight scenes in Peppa pig" Amazing
@enyatriolo6528 Жыл бұрын
cw flash is not that bad for batman to say that
@Krotas_DeityofConflicts Жыл бұрын
The guy said Netflix and Flash don't have Netflix series that's neither good nor bad.. lol
@RORONOA_THE_YONKO_COMMANDER Жыл бұрын
Sage peppa vs ssj3 suzie
@dalekrenegade2596 Жыл бұрын
@@enyatriolo6528 The first two seasons were great it was season 3 that things started going downhill.
@trystatearea Жыл бұрын
was there even fights??
@SodaChampion508 Жыл бұрын
Batman’s ability to roast anyone is almost supernatural.
@jeromemartin3294 Жыл бұрын
PEAK HUMAN CONDITIONING
@jayjay86443 Жыл бұрын
He learned it from Joker. Years and years of dealing with him exposed him to levels of roasts not crafted by mere normies. If we don't count that a friggin universe God-dragon thing specifically made him as his pet creation, which means Batman is basically a gift from God.
@bloodcross7047 Жыл бұрын
It’s his super power
@AbyssScythe Жыл бұрын
Lmfao I would absolutely love to see Batman, Joker & Deadpool roast literally everyone whether their DC or Marvel hell even The Top Gods like The One Above All & The Presence
@Cartoon4f410 ай бұрын
Thats his superpower
@-burstverse-1010 Жыл бұрын
People try to expose Batman. His rebuttal: "What about you?"
@cannoli7672 Жыл бұрын
"Darkseid...Who you hidin' from?" "Batman." "Wait, you're scared of Batman?" "Terrified." The level of matter-of-fact he described his VERY RATIONAL fear of Batman...is well within Darkseid's personality. 2:37
@Fallout4277 Жыл бұрын
I mean that's fair though because while the rest of the Justice League were getting their asses kicked by darkseid's Army Batman legit pulled up to his crib and threatened to blow up his planet apocalypse with all of them on it and he was dead serious about it to Darkseid even gave him respect for that.
@xrayghost133 Жыл бұрын
Batmanophobia - the irrational fear of Batman Not a real word, but...
@jayjay86443 Жыл бұрын
@@xrayghost133 Since Barbatos exists, it's a justified fear. It's only Joker-type villains that resist it, as they're made of pure Chaos magic shit.
@SomethingSmellsMichy Жыл бұрын
@@xrayghost133 It's not a real word because it's a completely rational fear.
@xrayghost133 Жыл бұрын
@@SomethingSmellsMichy Aye, you got a point.
@moonboyphynex2900 Жыл бұрын
Green Lantern is literally me through out the whole video,lmao
@fin-xr9qw Жыл бұрын
Same
@BEAST9747 Жыл бұрын
He makes the whole video more funnier
@AbyssScythe Жыл бұрын
@@BEAST9747exactly 😂😂😂 there needs to be a season 3
@SeanChukwuezi Жыл бұрын
Honestly he had a terrible movie I dont think he wants to roast batman 😅
@vlonejsvibez849610 ай бұрын
At the end is the funniest stuff I have seen in my entire life.😂😂😂😂
@KitaChanVR Жыл бұрын
"Batman, what is making you so angry?" "Your forehead" "F*ck you" "F*ck your genetics" "God daaamn."
@night_playziamnotalphanigh698 Жыл бұрын
GOOOOOOODDDDDDD DAMMMMMMMM
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
UNBRIDLED SAVAGERY!!! 😂😂😂
@Animemanist Жыл бұрын
Nah goddamn 🔥🔥🔥
@unknownentity8489 Жыл бұрын
Through all that, not once did he go after John Stewart.
@tgatt5759 Жыл бұрын
He did once. "You need to make movies people enjoy"
@kimoradabreeder Жыл бұрын
You don't go after your hype man.
@unknownentity8489 Жыл бұрын
@@tgatt5759 I assumed he was directing that at Superman since Superman was the one that responded to it, or came off as so.
@Chrpull Жыл бұрын
@@unknownentity8489 nah green lantern said God damn after. No one liked green lantern as well so I assume it's him.
@ChaoticUrges Жыл бұрын
Doesn't need to because he's dating hawk girl
@Ken_himura Жыл бұрын
"Imagine being scared of hogwarts" I can't man🤣🤣🤣
@lazarus8018 Жыл бұрын
There's a spell that breaks anything it touches over and over again until it's dust, and they teach this shit to little kids. I'd be scared of hogwarts too.
@byronrush9802 Жыл бұрын
@@lazarus8018 and l they could basically make kryptonite on demand there's also the dementors basically all they need is the horn of a unicorn and they can kill Superman well basically anything from a magical creature would work that has inherent magic they can also turn them into a rat for fun or a fish out of water or just go with the killing curse it kills everybody
@elementalist1174 Жыл бұрын
" better watch your tone before I pull this rabbit outta this hat " haha
@Pepega580 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha oh boy lately there are many people who are scares of "Howards"
@Fallout4277 Жыл бұрын
@@byronrush9802 I can see it now, Harry Potter walked up to Superman, and just says Avada Kedavra!, and he dies
@_zhn_ Жыл бұрын
Batman telling Hawkgirl she's doing a good job for being a background character 😂
@Digital0100 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@not-so-obvious_autism7779 ай бұрын
The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig
@bjamin11 Жыл бұрын
Bro, this is the voice over I needed to see SuperXavier create into a short.😂
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
3:23-3:40 *Batman Literally ROASTING the Living Hell Outta Darkseid* 🔥🍗
@thenoorcrownofficial Жыл бұрын
Darkseid is gonna need life equation at this point.
@L3GacY3 Жыл бұрын
Really my favorite moment Batman ever had, how do they make these Roasts up?!
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
@@L3GacY3I wish I knew bro!!! 😂😂😂
@L3GacY3 Жыл бұрын
@@ShaneDouglas713 FR FAM
@theplaguegamer6216 Жыл бұрын
2:03 that was hilarious. All batman said to roast her was "I don't want to" I was half expecting the GTA "Wasted" meme to play.
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
Hawkgirl: "I'M YOUR GF!!!" 😠 Green Lantern: "Not in public..." 😒 Me: SAVAGE!!! 🤣
@Typical_Slayer Жыл бұрын
When he said,' Your neighbors think your name is Bruce ' I died
@flallana184 ай бұрын
5:13
@YūreiMagnet Жыл бұрын
Batman is the real Anti-Life Equation
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
FACTS
@SpectreCiNW9 ай бұрын
Your comment... Gawd DAAAM
@drug_mastermind Жыл бұрын
Im in detention right now for laughing so dam hard in school and got cought
@wallsterrence Жыл бұрын
Got caught lacking
@GrizzlYNC Жыл бұрын
Roast the teacher
@drug_mastermind Жыл бұрын
@@wallsterrence fr
@RedXDRevenge Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I’m still in School doing a project laughing to this rn
@kaygetsuknight5009 Жыл бұрын
GOD DAAAAAMMMNN
@Ken_himura Жыл бұрын
"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" lmao🤣🤣
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
Batman: "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce..." Superman: "I can't take this anymore!!!" 😤 Batman: "Something you and your wife have in common..." Me: The Savagery continues...
@geekymetalhead5112 Жыл бұрын
Daaaaamn
@cwa728 Жыл бұрын
0:45 Batman:“If only you weren’t the “Fastest man Alive” then maybe Iris wouldn’t go for Green Lantern’s fat hog.” GL: God daaa- Wai- OH SHI- Barry: YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME FOREVER JOHN!!!!!
@Umbreon.editz375 Жыл бұрын
Actually in the original adio it's wally. . .
@CohenRounding4 ай бұрын
Batman wouldnt go after Green Lantern because he is Batmans hype man
@tjjeffrey9965 Жыл бұрын
“Oh nah bring that ass here darkseid” I’m still laughing from that😂😂
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
He wasn't safe...🤣
@vagueroy3959 Жыл бұрын
Aquaman saying you can't fly as a insult is crazy 💀💀
@juantron4517 Жыл бұрын
“She’s Brucing her Wayne” 🤣🤣🤣
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Жыл бұрын
i thought he sid "boosting her wayne" sound just as fuck'd up anyway lmao 😩😩😭😭
@HonestAbe18 Жыл бұрын
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T The only thing boosting is the ability to not get any bitches.
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
Batman: "You're actually doing a great job in DC..." Hawkgirl: "Are you serious?" 😯 Batman: "Gotta have somebody in the background..." 🤷♂️ Me: OMFG!!!!! ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@thenoorcrownofficial Жыл бұрын
That was brutal 💀
@t-greenrock404 Жыл бұрын
Green Lantern: GOD DAMMIT!
@night_playziamnotalphanigh698 Жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN
@not-so-obvious_autism7779 ай бұрын
The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig
@ShaneDouglas7139 ай бұрын
@@not-so-obvious_autism777 ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@datboybobby Жыл бұрын
Green Lantern caught no smoke, this is the power of being the hype man.
@Fallenhell100 Жыл бұрын
The "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce" honestly killed me🤣🤣
@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын
3:20 my fav part 🤣🤣🤣
@yokinghydranikrod4611 Жыл бұрын
This is funny. I literally discovered “if Batman was a savage,” and “if Robin was a savage,” the other day, and you just added a season 2 on KZbin. Your videos have made me laugh harder than I have in a while, so please keep it up.
@rubynall80 Жыл бұрын
The only way to beat Batman is to beat his prep time, but that would be difficult because you'd have to beat his prep time before he can prep for his prep time.
@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 Жыл бұрын
Then you need to prep 26 plans A-Z and you still have to prep for his prep of his prep...
@greg-sm8mq Жыл бұрын
Not to mention his pre mind prep and pre pre prep of prep for prep of the prep to plan for the prep time to prep the prep time he's a out to prep and before that he's dreaming prep time when he's asleep and in his dreams he dreams prep time Prep time inception o.O
ITS OVER WHEN TH3 BATMAN WHO LAUGHS ITS OVER FOR THE WHOLE DC AND MCU IS OVER
@BlockBlazer Жыл бұрын
There needs to be a joke about Vandal Savage in the next part. There could also be a joke about how one of Flash's weakness could be a slippery surface and that could segway into how Batman is iced up.
@BlueShadesWellz Жыл бұрын
"GAAWWDD DAMNNNN!!!" -Green Lantern 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thorn344 Жыл бұрын
I like how, over the course of all this verbal abuse, Batman took maybe one swing at Green lantern, and it was by far the mildest roast of the bunch.
@KonoDioDa0065 Жыл бұрын
If your talking about the movie roast, it wasn’t. It was directed at Superman, GL just went Gd Dam before Superman got to talk, but Superman did respond as the person who got insulted. As others have said, Batman doesn’t roast his hype man.
@michaelbreckshot6589 Жыл бұрын
Hawkgirl: You ain't hit this Batman: I don't want to
@theurge407 Жыл бұрын
"Pull a bunny out of the hat" had me dead😂💀💀
@Chill_Shinobi Жыл бұрын
"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" im ded 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
@comicfan1324 Жыл бұрын
Batman still hasn’t roasted the Green Lantern. That’s a sign of true friendship.
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
Hype Man Privilege
@Redslayer59 Жыл бұрын
Please keep up with this. This is some of the only laughter I get.
@GTTeevtooz Жыл бұрын
3:07 I love this part lol
@l-dragolordofall4600 Жыл бұрын
the best part is bat man and black lantern like holly shit that was fire
@l-dragolordofall4600 Жыл бұрын
black lantern=♾️damn power
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
Superman: "Batman, WTF?!" 🤨 Batman: "Why you mad? I gave Lois back..." 🤷♂️ Me: WOOOOOOOOW!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын
"Yo girl is getting that Arkham Pipe..." ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@AdolCoffee Жыл бұрын
"GOOD JOB SON" "LOVE YOU PAPA" HAHAJAHAHHAAHHAH
@laurelsilberman5705 Жыл бұрын
I love the stance Batman takes to fucking ROAST Darksied. Like he’s tuckin in for a minute😂 And also: “Your neighbors think your name is Bruce” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@Worst_Drawer_On_Earth Жыл бұрын
"I've Seen Better Fight Scenes In Peppa Pig" Got me rolling 💀
@naleemabbott Жыл бұрын
“Better watch that tone before I pull a rabbit out of this hat”
@LordEyepatch Жыл бұрын
Batman, you wear leather in the shape of a bat, you talk in a deep voice, you only come out at night. I see a pattern.
@midnari Жыл бұрын
Your wife saw the pattern too. - Batman.
@soaran5250 Жыл бұрын
@@midnari GOD DAMN!- Green lantern
@durrangodsgrief6503 Жыл бұрын
@@midnari and she said it's like your parents one shot and it's done
@midnari Жыл бұрын
@@durrangodsgrief6503 GOD DAMN - Green Lantern. KZbin couldn't even handle that burn.
@courier6653 Жыл бұрын
Your wife also came at night - Batman
@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын
5:28 The Flash did a MEME!!
@TRU-1S Жыл бұрын
ALL THOSE ROASTS ARE STILL GETTING ME EVEN THE "GOD DAMN" KEEP IT MATE.
@jackhanver1420 Жыл бұрын
Green Lantern been hyping Batman so that he doesn't roast him.
@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Жыл бұрын
he only roasted him once lmao
@Frankster0 Жыл бұрын
5:06 Finally, someone talks about Mbappe carrying France during world Cup
@l3mu3l1 Жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman changed outfits on them.Batman roasted everyone that bad.🤣🤣🤣
@TheSkullofHell Жыл бұрын
1:32 "Arkham pipe" 💀
@SevereThunderstorms-p8l9 ай бұрын
Dark side “yeah I’m a god but Batman’s a demon that hurts feelings 😢.”
@lafayettethegreat4537 Жыл бұрын
Batman: "Got to have someone in the back ground" got my head hurting when I laughed.. Got dammit!!!
@G0lden-gamer Жыл бұрын
Bat man fucking went in on Darkside 😂😂😂
@gloriousbeast2548 Жыл бұрын
This shit deserves a season 3. I can’t help but laugh so hard at this, bruh. 😂😂😂
@RC_Gaming_306 Жыл бұрын
3:56 wait that’s supposed to be hawk girl?
@Crxolfy Жыл бұрын
i wanna talk about weaknesses Batman: I Already Know!! 🤣🤣
@brendonstephen1246 Жыл бұрын
I need one where he goes after green lantern and the man just goes off on Batman the whole time. I'm hoping for the day
@hiddensoulgaming3123 Жыл бұрын
You don't target the hype man, only him n robin don't get roasted. And the movie reference is for Superman since he says "Are my movies that bad?" Or something along those lines
@kaygetsuknight5009 Жыл бұрын
All i can say is GOD DAMN
@ryman974110 ай бұрын
2:40 the fact superman isn’t afraid is just telling us how quick he gonna die😅
@sephirothangel220211 ай бұрын
Hawk girl: “IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND!” John Stewart: “Not in public” Hawk Girl: “Man *Bleep* you guys” Flash: “ *Bleep* you Bob the builder” Had me dying 😂😂
@sisamoiseiuli16103 ай бұрын
1:38 this made me rewatch it for so long bro😂
@Vertedmemes62239 ай бұрын
J'onn : "Batman wat is makin yiu so mad" Batman: "Your forehead" 😂😂😂😂😂 this got me dying
@Thewatchingangel223 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling season 2 of robin being a savage will come out due to this video
@dencyg605210 ай бұрын
Superman was shocked when Darkside said he is hiding 2:34
@S-oo-S Жыл бұрын
"he taking yo bitch and your secrets "👌👌👌
@fxcf8082 Жыл бұрын
If only we could see a arc where someone freezes Batman's assets lmao
@joseguadalupeestebanjulian7483 Жыл бұрын
Batman is a demon he's roasting people left and right ain't nobody safe from Batman the roaster the ultimate roaster 🗿🍷🫡🫵🔥🦇
@rodrickshortjoe168110 ай бұрын
Hawkgirl : im your girlfriend Green lantern : not in public
@MemeKing699 Жыл бұрын
5:51 HAD ME FALLING!!! 😂😂😂 I ALMOST SPILLED MY DRINK!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheOneWhoAsked-pv5xp Жыл бұрын
Hawk girl: What about me? Batman: What about you? Hawk girl: what don't got any mean shit to say to me? Batman: Actually you're doing pretty good in the movies. Hawk girl: Really!? Batman: Someone needs to be in the background.
@tytheaniman497 Жыл бұрын
Doctor Fate, Darkseid, and Hawkgirl got it the WORST!😲🤯😂
@Rambo4life1235 Жыл бұрын
Hawk girl - “ I’m your girlfriend “ Green lantern- “ not in public “ 😂😂😂😂😂
@AdolCoffee Жыл бұрын
CATWOMAN IS PROUD
@star.master_cranium Жыл бұрын
Darkseid still has PTSD from the Radion Bullet and the Hellbat Armor. Also if 3 God Like entities admit to be terrified of Batman you know there’s nothing mere about him!
@J22955 Жыл бұрын
Bro uploaded 2 of these lets go more batman W's
@StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude Жыл бұрын
0:38 God Damn
@shadowsansvii87159 ай бұрын
1:45 is the best part
@WillOfMyD6 ай бұрын
What song is he singing?
@SaberEBW Жыл бұрын
"Id rather take a gun go in the past and kill my own momma than have to look in the mirror at that face." DARK SAVAGE!!!
@Bob-lr2xp Жыл бұрын
"Your neighbors think your name is Bruce"
@omarrafaat4780 Жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN
@ValiantStranger12 Жыл бұрын
Batman has the power of Affluence and Gaslighting 😅😅😅😅
@autumnblalock5644 Жыл бұрын
"but batman's a demon who hurts feelings". 😭😭
@MonkeyGng Жыл бұрын
Nah the "GODDAMNIT" got me dead, kingstick is too funny
@blakebrown115 Жыл бұрын
0:05 I know
@tankedchris1768 Жыл бұрын
I love how he roasts everyone after they started roasting superman he really said "im the the only one thats allowed to roast him"
@JaxONoculus3 ай бұрын
1:45 robin is goated 😂
@specterknight873 Жыл бұрын
The reason batman is so savage is that he knows he doesn't have a bullshit weaknesses like the color yellow
@felomega7499 Жыл бұрын
Darkseid is gonna need the life equation after Batman is done with him
@Spidey586 Жыл бұрын
Batman is a true menace😂😂😂
@adamxei9073 Жыл бұрын
Hawk girl design looks better in this than the DC one.