Hello, yes I am a certified truck driver. The car doesn't stop when you tell it to. When you arrive at your destination you smash into the building with the cargo and drop it off which is why the average life expectancy of a truck driver is 6 days. I've lost both my elbows thanks to this and it makes it terribly difficult to stear, further adding to the danger of driving these trucks but I love my job. This game is just realistic. I am also a part time sewer helicopter pilot and it's very accurate.
@mileshill71967 жыл бұрын
Served in the navy for 7 years, can confirm that humvees flip far easier than what was shown in this game.
@akrybion7 жыл бұрын
I know it isn't your branch of expertise, but do helicopters also bounce like rubber balls?
@HonestMagpie7 жыл бұрын
I imagine it depends how hard you throw them at the ground.
@dontrestyourhead7 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the helicopter to still drive on the ground like a car tbh.
@Enbious6 жыл бұрын
dontrestyourhead so was I. I would have been soooo happy, too. So so happy.
@DangerNoodless7 жыл бұрын
"Hey, what could be a good level for a helicopter?" "Dunno, maybe like an airport or just a green field?" "UNDERGROUND TUNNEL. YES!"
@conmorr43917 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Survival Driver 3: Options and Survival Driver 4: Credits Don't forget Survival Driver 5: DLC either.
@damianea1037 жыл бұрын
Did you hear? Survival Driver 6: Microtransactions just got announced!
@ricojes7 жыл бұрын
Survival Driver 7: Unremastered Reupload of the previous games that run poorer but with a fully functioning cash shop in Singleplayer.
@Geoff694207 жыл бұрын
Survival Driver 8: Always Online DRM Edition
@terolunkka97557 жыл бұрын
I can sure that only one part of game series coming, sometime next year, maybe. not 10 sequels
@SmaMan7 жыл бұрын
Survival Driver 9: Pointless Tie-Ins & Knuckles. Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series.
@MYNAMEISTUBBZ7 жыл бұрын
I can confirm, all military vehicles flip over the second they bump into anything. Its something you just get used to. 11/10 for realism.
@GrubbJunker7 жыл бұрын
They seem to be indestructible too. I didn't know technology advanced so much. Go humanity.
@alexanderurbanyak18577 жыл бұрын
Also HMMWV has a top speed of 60 mph (on the speedometer anyway), at which point it sounds like you're entering the Earth's atmosphere.
@meunsterchease99837 жыл бұрын
Alexander Urbanyak ear pro required. Just like this game
@rubberduck88677 жыл бұрын
Can I call you sergeant Bob? :P
@OdiumTV7 жыл бұрын
actually pretty accurate. cough *stryker* cough
@LutherKreiger7 жыл бұрын
BIG congrats Jim for your world-record speedrun of Survival Driver 2: Main Menu Tank level 3!!! Amazing!
@rafoofeal43797 жыл бұрын
Jim Please don't stop this series ...For me it's the sole of the channel .
@WoodManGamer7 жыл бұрын
Rafoo Feal for me it's the halibut of the channel, but I agree, Jim please don't stop this series!
@lifedecoded98427 жыл бұрын
For me it's the rainbow trout of the channel, but I agree, Jim please don't stop this series!
@JulianColbus7 жыл бұрын
For me it's the Anoplogaster cornuta of his channel, but I agree, Jim please don't stop this channel!
@NoveloMaus7 жыл бұрын
For me it's the tsuba of the channel, but I agree, Jim please don't stop this series!
@DozingGreen-fz6rg4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "soul"
@KaiserAfini7 жыл бұрын
Pharaohs used to drink a spoonful of poison and a litro of oil each day. Over time, they gained immunity to such attacks. So you see, doing this series is not for nothing, you are investing in your mental sanity by building on your defenses each day. So keep going Jim, you don't want your boglins to loose their emperor to an asset flip assault.
@freakishuproar11687 жыл бұрын
Did you also know that the largest pyramid at Giza, that of Pharaoh Khufu, teeters on the brink of a giant stone-lined sinkhole? There is a mysterious chequered floor at it's base of unknown provenance.
@ilikemorestuff7 жыл бұрын
Great Scott!
@redchris057 жыл бұрын
Also, the Sphinx is an ancient helicopter. This guy knows his shit.
@jpxyUA7 жыл бұрын
I really like this series, it brings Jim a little closer to the audience :) also a good space for his ranty moods :D
@liamdavis23877 жыл бұрын
I think it's worth the reminder that Jim doesn't really even get much from this series of videos. It doesn't do as well as Jimquisition in viewers, and he doesn't get patreon money from it. He puts himself through this shit out of duty, and we should thank god for him.
@xany4077 жыл бұрын
Judging on the main menu, this is one HELL of a game. I sure love stock photo wood in my menu. The store page just gives it that air of mystery too, damn good shit. ...really though what the fuck
@Zack-dk3pt7 жыл бұрын
its gotta make you wonder what int he world was this "dev" thinking
@ryleybenson10097 жыл бұрын
Even if they're not the most lucrative business videos, Jimpressions bring me joy in my emotional roller coaster of a life
@gregprete42275 жыл бұрын
I know not alot of people were fans of this series but i love it as much as i love you jim
@CarlSlime7 жыл бұрын
The game is letting you know right off the bat with the main menu sound effects that this is going to be a train wreck.
@LEWIS19927 жыл бұрын
1:51 On a serious note, it's sad to hear that this Jimpressions series isn't successful for you. Such a shame if it gets discontinued.
@chunguspizza7 жыл бұрын
Lewis Wood one of the most entertaining series on KZbin!
@NamelessBody7 жыл бұрын
Can't be as successful as Boglinwatch. Seriously though, it's gotta be his most successful content, as far as ad revenue is concerned? Jimquisition's ad-free and the other series he does are smaller than this?
@pyramidhead69987 жыл бұрын
Lewis Wood He has about 500k subs and every Jimpression Video gets around 70-100k Views. This isnt actually that bad for someone who uploads daily. Its not fantastic, but it really isnt THAT bad.
@gilded_lady7 жыл бұрын
While it probably brings in the most ad-revenue, that's still a relative amount of money. I'm sure that the Jimquisition consistently (a key word) brings in more money than these videos do, especially once you take the amount of time to produce into consideration.
@pyramidhead69987 жыл бұрын
Carrie Mansfield Well technically, the Jimquisition videos earn him about 12k $ per month, cause theyre not monetized and patreon funded.
@SecondDigitOfPi7 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "Helichopper" and then he said it. :) Jim has truly penetrated my mind.
@Ktastig0d7 жыл бұрын
The Jimpressions series is my favorite of yours to watch besides The Jimquisition. We appreciate you showing us the hilarious crap that's out there! Thank God for You.
@Mrlaged7 жыл бұрын
As a former professional truck man I can confirm that trucks act like that. At least the last truck i drove did. that is why I am now a former professional truck man.
@D0NU757 жыл бұрын
A WINNER IS YOU
@gregsmuffin16537 жыл бұрын
lol its like water and spunk got really really soapy together. Best description ever. My mind has so much to think about with that statement!
@TheMadmanAndre7 жыл бұрын
I spent a Year in Afghanistan. Can Confirm that a 10-ton MRAP would cartwheel into the stratosphere if it so much as hit a speedbump. There was a wet-behind-the-ears E2 we nicknamed Private Scruffy - poor bastard was at the wheel when he accidentally clipped a HESCO berm at speed. According to my CO he actually made it to orbit. From that day forward he was forever known as Astronaut Scruffy.
@DragonNexus7 жыл бұрын
Jim, please don't stop, I love these. They were fun before but now they're more tightly edited they're even better! Also "Playing Driver 2". Good job, KZbin. Good job.
@TheRogueWolf7 жыл бұрын
"Why does this cave have a tiled floor?" Because the helicopter would probably scratch up a wooden floor, Jim. I mean, come on now.
@Ibrahim.19937 жыл бұрын
Not even one minute into the video and I'm already in tears. Thanks Jim, I needed a good laugh today.
@technopoptart7 жыл бұрын
this game is like what you'd think a child who's spent the morning playing with their grandpa's models and drinking cold decaf coffee would imagine up
@TheRealKoltoroc7 жыл бұрын
somehow ride to hell retribution doesn't look that bad anymore...
@Sonichero1517 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's PlaysN'Covers *at least there is boobs*
@RoyalFusilier7 жыл бұрын
[butt rock loops, but it loops incorrectly so you can tell a definite beginning and ending to the song each time, in the middle distance]
@SilverShion7 жыл бұрын
Where's my "LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT" joke ?
@jpxyUA7 жыл бұрын
THE VOID IS OURS!
@legion9997 жыл бұрын
That's a jimquisition exclusive
@Grunt0Attack7 жыл бұрын
Please don't quit Jimpressions. My weekly douse of laughter from Uncle Jim Jim help me get through my stressful life. I will be very sad if that happens :'(
@Feasco7 жыл бұрын
That main menu sound clip is like something out of a time before PCs had sound cards. It's a historical artifact.
@Grimm1417 жыл бұрын
In response to what Jim wrote in the video, you do this for us Jim so someone else doesn't have to. Thank God For You!
@bakedspade7 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest review Jim's done for a while, loved it.
@Tahu5Fan7 жыл бұрын
Jim's commentary in this video kept me sane.
@kalsaithrak7 жыл бұрын
Jim Sterling. The only person on the planet that will ever beat a level in Survival Driver 2: Main Menu.
@TheBigFuriousGamer7 жыл бұрын
These videos are so great, I'd be lost without them.
@hisgardiwolfe73637 жыл бұрын
Jim, I just found out that a 2d brony horror shooter just made it onto steam thanks to steam greenlight... and its apparently really good, at least from the reviews. its called D’LIRIUM.
@doibantikov24867 жыл бұрын
Hisgardi Wolfe Everybody like this so Jim can make this happen.
@hisgardiwolfe73637 жыл бұрын
I mean, its a simple, 2 hourish pixel shooter thing with horror themes, for less than 2 bucks. that happens to be full of ponies. I think it`d be fun for jim to finally play a game worth just a few bucks ACTUALLY costing just a few bucks xD
@jackhazardous40086 жыл бұрын
It looks alright. I don't see any flipped assets
@MordecaiTheAwesomeBluejay7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for SURVIVAL DRIVER 3: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA QUIT?
@MrJohndoakes7 жыл бұрын
9:34 "Why does this cave have a tiled floor?" Because whoever programmed this was a fan of the old "Airwolf" TV show?
@Geoff694207 жыл бұрын
As someone who was in the US Army, I can confirm that M-998s (the second vehicle) generally don't handle as poorly in real life as they do in this... well I don't want to call it a "game," so let's call it a "software product" (in much the same way as Velveeta is a "cheese product") The truck is a Scania. I couldn't tell you off the top of my head if it's an R or a Streamline.
@jdrok50265 жыл бұрын
Hmmvs are just more uncomfortable
@Poppi_QT5 жыл бұрын
Like Icarus, you flew too close to the sun and got stuck in a roof. That's how the legend goes, right?
@charlesgurley70307 жыл бұрын
Fantastic quality control. They sure did clean this shit up! I mean look at this splendor! We are blessed, we are truly loved!
@svetlanasygiainen53397 жыл бұрын
Oooh boy, the end of the year's "Jim Sterling's worst games of 2017" compilation should be effin hilarious this year too. I mean, i was entertained by you, but it has nothing to do with the game.
@ChibiFlonne7 жыл бұрын
Should these cheap asset flips even be considered for that ranking? I feel like that's giving them more attention than they deserve... Butthurt is always more delicious over TRIPLE AAAHH games
@JediFan4217 жыл бұрын
This flying helicopter sequence is going to be the opener for sure. I can guarantee you that.
@ElmoMiniatures6PlusPlus7 жыл бұрын
Never stop Jim, I literally cannot stop laughing once you get going 😂😂😂😂
@therealsulaco7 жыл бұрын
Jim, you are incredibly generous in referring to this as a "game".
@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX7 жыл бұрын
I actually went back and paused so I could read your feeling.....god damn fucking games!
@NoProHarrie7 жыл бұрын
Haha we've all been waiting on this unknown main menu game!
@Python-el5hs7 жыл бұрын
I have drove vehicles in the Arma series and can confirm that is exactly how military vehicles control. Plus fences make the best anti tank mines.
@shaggymattrocks7 жыл бұрын
its been a while since the last time i laughed out loud while watching a youtube video, thanks Jim
@AvgChamp7 жыл бұрын
Hey I covered this game a few days ago and, surprise surprise, i too thought it was bollocks. It's nice to see Jim's reaction to it too!
@Goremarox7 жыл бұрын
As a truck driver with 40 years of experience, I can tell you that the physics and control response are 100% accurate. Fucking love this games realism
@pyramidhead69987 жыл бұрын
10:44 shots fired. Love you Jim!
@ablationer7 жыл бұрын
Hearing Jim go "Bleh!" whenever the screen goes to shit never gets old.
@ronaldom00n7 жыл бұрын
If this doesn't win a "Title Screen of the Year" award, there is no justice in the world.
@alexm4987 жыл бұрын
This was a good one, Jim. You're such a funny boy. Thanks for cheering up a sad sack today :)
@dimitre3167 жыл бұрын
omg the ending! you had me in tears laughing. omg thank God for Jim Sterling!
@antthegord94117 жыл бұрын
Like many others I too can confirm. Please Jim, if you must rag on the entire game at least appreciate the hyper-realistic physics.
@kosmikme7 жыл бұрын
The earliest of acces
@kosmikme7 жыл бұрын
Richie Marcus My phone actually wrote the word in French (I live in France) so well played shit Chinese phone
@dowman57 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the misspelling makes the comment even funnier.
@Hugmir7 жыл бұрын
I love you for this content. I'd be really sad if this series were to end.
@blacxthornE7 жыл бұрын
The first one was so popular, they had to make a sequel two weeks later.
@RockYeahh7 жыл бұрын
I broke when you got to the room with the helicopter and now I'm crying with laughter and choking. I might die. Jim this game may have killed me.
@thomaszubrzycki40087 жыл бұрын
As ex army, i can tell you for sure that when large pieces of shrapnel hit your vehicle with some speed, it can flip it over.
@terataxi3167 жыл бұрын
In UE4 the default mouse controller is inverted. So literally one of the first thing you do is always apply a -1 scale to the Y axis in the project settings. The fact alone that the "developer" didn't even bother to do that shows that he knows nothing about UE4, let alone game development.
@peterw49107 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, that game Unknown certainly looks like a contender for game of the year XD
@Evanhalf27 жыл бұрын
My brother, who is in the marine corp, just confirmed with me that two weeks of his boot camp training was spent doing what is technically referred to as "ultra-gravitational vehicle training".
@TheCapedCrusader947 жыл бұрын
Jimpressions are fucking hilarious, never give up on them, thank god for you!
@Estlib7 жыл бұрын
"main menu" is now officially my new favourite subtitle for a sequel
@Estlib7 жыл бұрын
bubsy 3: main menu
@TashiMortier7 жыл бұрын
Haha fuck I nearly pissed myself laughing at the end. Thank you, Jim. I needed that. :D Thank god for you. xD
@mikesweeney59847 жыл бұрын
Hey jim prior service here never drove a tank but the 1151 humvee dosnt handle anything like that worst u have to worry about is tye ac not working
@wahttehfuk7 жыл бұрын
Dude from Ft Hood here, can confirm that hummers and APCs actually act like that, flipping is the US' secret key to victory.
@dwarfbunni7 жыл бұрын
you do it for us, and thank god for you jim.
@sirdiealot78057 жыл бұрын
You were supposed to go down in that pipe. I love how this game has destructible terrain but a indestructible helicopter. Destructible Terrain! This game is very advanced.
@entitledOne7 жыл бұрын
I'm a professional Helicopter driver. I can confirm that you can glitch through the ceiling when you fly up too fast.
@RedRocky547 жыл бұрын
The fact that you said driver instead of pilot leads me to believe that you might not have been entirely truthful in that statement.
@jdrok50265 жыл бұрын
@@RedRocky54 I mean dont we all pilot vehicles
@Onbu_7 жыл бұрын
Once again: On behalf whole Finland im sorry.
@seriousspikesam77707 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken. Ei jumalauta...
@troublesafoot78367 жыл бұрын
Diminishing fucking returns my arse please for the love of god don't stop this series
@safe0sam7 жыл бұрын
I havent laughed this hard since watching Jim play Eve of destruction redux
@ceemay77067 жыл бұрын
This is a low Budget Asset flip Jim. You can buy the APC,Humvee,Little bird chopper with all logic preprogrammed on the UE4 Marketplace.
@vrapbrap7 жыл бұрын
Grats on beating a level. You've done well boglinboy
@Durandurandal7 жыл бұрын
So I've been listening to some of Jim's vids at 1.5 speed and it sounds really funny.
@cmbara1027 жыл бұрын
Incredibly realistic simulation of how HMMWVs work.
@ShawnBlaque5 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss this is the one I've been looking for lmao!
@galloe89337 жыл бұрын
I was just here for the Helicopter. Looks like a well-made game, looks really fun! 9-Zombie head spiders/10-Zombie head spiders. It needed more flicker for full imersion.
@nonfickshun7 жыл бұрын
So are these games leftover from Greenlight or are these new games just going directly onto Steam?
@MsTerkup7 жыл бұрын
nonfickshun the second option, sadly
@rangeroftheeast97167 жыл бұрын
WOW! Best game of 2017 so far 10/10.
@SuperKittyPogoDance7 жыл бұрын
As a former Marine, I can confirm that some people's driving made you think their vehicles really did perform like the ones in this game.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
Jim, I love you, but now I'm afraid of having nightmares where I'm in an helicopter and I learn that you're driving it... I'm totally kidding, but I'm probably never going in an helicopter ever again!
@BrotherAlpha7 жыл бұрын
Wow. You do deserve to take the rest of the day off for playing that game.
@rainer52127 жыл бұрын
Can we get our Greenlight back?
@ricojes7 жыл бұрын
better the devil we know, huh?
@CZProtton7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, even the stuff that got greenlit was not this level of bad that often. Now, its free season. For shit. Flowing through the pipes, making it to steam.
@CarozQH7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Survival Driver 3 - Options Menu
@pessimisticvideographer50397 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks KZbin, I'm glad that you told me that Jim Sterling is finally going back in time to play Driver 2.
@Umbreona7 жыл бұрын
This game uses sounds from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Was it made by the same people?
@XOLiD557 жыл бұрын
It's just like Arma
@Psychotyzm4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha, That Kid Harrington joke :D I never watched this video before :D
@derdrakkar7 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, I have no idea how to make vehicles in videogames that feel anywhere close to good to use." "Oh, I have an idea, let's make a game that is nothing but driving!"
@panzerfaust50467 жыл бұрын
"So what's steam like these days?" 6:50
@martijnreicher32747 жыл бұрын
I just have to imagine the Airwolf theme playing when he is flying the helicopter
@RaPtOr96007 жыл бұрын
Crap i know that this day will come well three of four vehicles are mine, i made them. It take me two months, from scratch to importing in Unreal 4 Im very proud of them, but im sad when i see how they are used.
@guilhemherisson32547 жыл бұрын
Who remembers Driver survival mode back on PS1….great times!
@comical95877 жыл бұрын
4:30 - all things considered, that was a pretty neat turn, though.
@cristian24527 жыл бұрын
Steam Direct was a mistake. I miss greenlight :(
@ziAeRmLnjwyd5OTDczHiCOch1KjZ7 жыл бұрын
Yeaa, me too. Those scammers who made big money with votebots, all the free key for vote bullshit, and millions of asstflips by a single developer pushed to greenlight after paying only 100$ for 50 assetflip release was so much better. Also i miss the virgin greenlight defenders who was flaming the developers under every single game with very strong points like:"Its an another anime game, no thanks.", while thier steam accounts had only like 5 games, and half of them was free to play. Good old times.
@Muirbidul7 жыл бұрын
"You [can] even destroy the (fucking) pyramid!" -Jim Sterling
@Jks887 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, everything is spot on.
@UltimatePerfection7 жыл бұрын
You should get one of these fancy programs that shows key presses on the screen so we know exactly when you let go of a key.