Survivalism | I Don't Know About That with Jim Jefferies #92

[@AK907guy]

Thanks for continuing to upload to KZbin!

[@MBAus-bo2ym]

“Sorry about saying C**T, I’m Australian.” Line of the podcast.

[@questioneverything7582]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@sixtsix6573]

I'm pretty much right there with Kelly in the "screw it" sense of surviving anything apocalyptic.

[@helenpauls1496]

Same here! The disease, fighting, carnage, slaughtering, etc that would ensue is best avoided. Quick vaporization is the best outcome.

[@questioneverything7582]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@cooney2011]

@@questioneverything7582 mate get a life and stop posting this comment everywhere

[@9mwood]

But aren’t you glad our ancestors weren’t pussies?

[@garettjames6349]

That furniture looks amazing. I wonder if they'll stay in this spot for more than a few shows... lol.

[@dustingrogan8811]

The grumpy sign had me in stitches

[@agentorange81]

I remember making survival kits , little trick for fire 9volt + unsoaped steel wool + dry lint from dryer ( best lint) = fire ,was cool to try the steel wool turns red embers immediately

[@ZombieLocky]

The Patreon link is in the description now. Good job team🍻

[@Daniel9753]

Now if they could get their sponsors in there too they'll top tier

[@JaydotraM]

Prepper camp… I bet they organized that for years before they had it. Amazing!! I don’t think that joke got the credit it deserved.

[@mtraven23]

imo, that made it even better!

[@kanenkirstiebutler]

Forrest shopping for a bug out bag during the podcast 🤣

[@bradford3670]

Love it, he used the word BINDLE!

[@latimeria2]

I went 5 days without water and vomiting before going to ER. Only started to feel muscle cramps after the filth day. 3 days without food and water is quite simple if you are not outdoors. In extreme heat you’ll probably dehydrate the first day.

[@purplypinkish6828]

I see forest hasn’t been liking his shorter leash and invisible muzzle but it’s better for all of us lol

[@jefffoy530]

This was a fun one. Thanks guys!

[@noahstevens3060]

Storms in the southern hemisphere spin clockwise. In the northern hemisphere they spin counter clockwise. I don't know what Forest was reading. It's called the Coriolis effect, and it's a well documented phenomena.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Most aussies that live in bushfire or flood prone areas are preppers. Gotta recheck/stock my bushfire BoB in a couple months.

[@mtraven23]

flying crocks would absolutely fuck up pretty much all the overhead power lines. and they'de shit on your solar panels. You wanna go outside during the flying crockagemen to clean shit of your panels? safe to assume jack is dead at this point, so you cant send him (or you did & thats how he died).

[@sparkywatts3072]

A nation wide power grid (that's three grids) outage that lasted more than a few days would bring this country to it's knee's! It truly is a national security issue.

[@Chris-bc4hb]

Forrest would be so grumpy during the apocalypse

[@Sklang32]

And how!

[@AnonymousanonymousA]

Do a vid in the history of the occult

[@s_kelli_ngton]

It'd be a fun one but they got torn apart for doing astrology could you imagine how It'd be for any occult practices and lore?

[@futuresequence.]

They already did religion.

[@stevesmith3033]

I love Jim Jefferies, I can't listen to this other dude's voice. Jim deserves to work with a higher caliber of talent

[@Stikibits]

The Coriolis Effect Cyclones are shaped by the Coriolis effect. Cyclones are large air masses that rotate around a center. As they rotate, cyclones pull air into their center, or "eye." These air currents are pulled in from all directions. In the Northern Hemisphere, they bend to the right. This makes the cyclone rotate counterclockwise. In the Southern Hemisphere, currents bend to the left. This makes cyclones rotate clockwise.

[@jefflabbecomedy]

Should you be on KZbin during the science fair? You're supposed to be the smartest kid in 5th grade, what're you doing here? Your mother and I are going to talk about this.

[@dryherbvoter]

Hunt, fish, forage, and conserve food. Collect water from tarp condensation, boil, and conserve water. Build shelter to keep from the elements. If everywhere was toxic I would make the best of the final moments. Hug my family, friends, and celebrate the life we lived. Someday there will be one hundred percent peace, love, and care. Humans will usher, clean, and keep planet Earth safe.

[@jeffhill526]

Did some time in the army, Iraq. Never used the term fubar. If something was good. It's high speed. A shittty soldier is a soup sandwich

[@jeffhill526]

Don't ever assume stolen valor we got that under wraps

[@Ffinity]

@Jeff Hill: Some terms were around while you were still in your dad's bag!

[@christophertar6808]

Love the show and always watch it on KZbin so don't stop filming it please. Why does the dog never move?

[@nva6880]

they may have played with the dog before the show to tire him :D

[@christerj4808]

Because he is a good boy! (I think, unless it's a lady dog)

[@upthereddevils]

It’s dead !

[@sativarosegold3604]

It musta crawled under Forrest for warmth and suffocated

[@disparityband]

i guess this taught me that survivalism is extremely dependent on the circumstances and total luck and seems for any kind of long term to be complete hogwash. this advice is all over: One minute it's keeping cash in the bag along with prescriptions etc, the next minute cash will be useless immediately. how the hell are you gonna refill your life-saving prescriptions after a few week anyway? and how are you "working the land" in your over-run, dangerous, embattled suburb in any meaningful way? I guess people in the middle of nowhere could just learn to hunt/fish/camp and hope the poisoned earth isn't too poisoned yet. everyone else doesn't seem to stand any real chance.

[@6egotronix]

17:08 Honey doesnt really work in Europe and especially in its south-eastern parts :D

[@mikkoliukko]

Years ago I was in a train and talked with a man who's profession was disasters. If Finland goes to war we blow up all our bridges we have over 100k lakes. And my hometown mentally very ill criminal hospital have their own little power plant.

[@disparityband]

The ham radio operators are how we found about what was happening on 9/11? please someone elaborate.

[@BradGryphonn]

When it comes to bush survival shows, 'Survivorman' is somewhat more authentic than Bear Gryll's fantasy shows. Just sayin'. I am what they call here in Australia, a 'bushie'. I've lived in remote areas over the years and have a bit of survival knowledge. Probably just enough to be dangerous to myself.

[@st.denysthemartyr791]

Forrest is a lot of fun, when he's not being a complete buzzkill. Right...?? Or just me...??

[@Arthur_Pendragon2022]

Nice sign, Forrest 😂

[@joesikic6531]

Religious people don't need to prep because everything is their gods' will. Just suck it up, rejoice and thank your god 🙏

[@sativarosegold3604]

So does all tuckered out in Australia mean food coma?

[@ykook7000]

Tuckered out means tired

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@ykook7000 did you listen to the pod

[@Stikibits]

Les Hiddins is the FARKING best!

[@lynxfx]

She is a dead ringer for Winona Ryder in Mr. Deeds.

[@BPH55]

Good call. I think she’s gorgeous.

[@gl5009]

Still first, IM #1!!!!!!

[@DoctorProph3t]

Lol missed it by a few seconds. Sorry buddy, no ten million dollars for you.

[@mechajason]

Hey Jim Man versus wild, was actually a rip off of the original guy who started it and it wasn’t Bush Tucker. I’m sorry, but that belongs to us Canadians we have a survivalist called Les Stroud. And well yeah

[@nartouzumaki8232]

Nice Guest .. would ve been nicer if it was Bear Grylls tho

[@corypostell4247]

Is everyone ignoring she just said a full freezer will last longer than an empty one and she's an "expert" lol

[@danielcamacho4166]

Would it not? Lol

[@michaelbullman208]

Full freezer stay cold longer because there is more mass inside

[@corypostell4247]

Just seems like common sense. Like a full glass of water to an empty one and ur thirsty?lol

[@danielcamacho4166]

@@michaelbullman208 this

[@Ffinity]

@Cory Postell: She knows something about thermodynamics, you clearly haven't even heard of it!

[@adampowell4614]

God damn, I don't think quick clot would be my first move.

[@justablokepostingfunvids7137]

Ohhhhh yeahhhh

[@doode1971]

HELLO SHADOW BOXX

[@paulclissold1525]

Hurricanes in oz as if Cyclone tracey remember. Also and its a tidal wave japan has tsunamis god knows what other countries call it.

[@seabass1015]

The old Hot/Crazy ratio on display.

[@TWBrit65]

Damn... forgot all about the Bush Tucker Man

[@jackkadaka9020]

See ya in the soup lines.

[@paulclissold1525]

Why not commit to democracy looking after your brother not abandoning them. That is not society.

[@paulsbuildingandpropetyyma544]

Love Jim's stage show ,But this was like watching a dead phone ...

[@JK_Clark]

If a tropical cyclone forms above, or north of the equator, it spins in an anti-clockwise direction. If it forms below, or south of the equator, it spins in a clockwise direction. This is all because of the way the Earth turns on its axis.

[@jonelleward7814]

Jim was slow off the mark with B.O.B - my first and only thought was battery operated boyfriend !

[@erikanderson1250]

Where's jack?

[@matttrafton2725]

I want to listen to this so much yet, I can't stand Forrest.

[@a5ym]

I can see all of you getting slander during shitopalypse while you are knifin last tuna can, you should embrace it 😂 anyhow dictator from red square is helping you, ain't he

[@Fetor]

so the front (better) half of the show is behind a paywall now? fuck that

[@sparkzebra3779]

That dog is a Buddha

[@robertcurtis3815]

Eat Louise because his audio is distorted AF! Jack's a massively better AV tech!

[@DaveWhoa]

im not sure why both are required

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

Make jokes, not war!

[@Bryanpeacock33]

Jim used to hate rich kids now he does a show with 2 of them...just messing around

[@flnthrn2]

Kelly, you gotta show us those britches you got painted on.

[@estevanjuniorjimenez8372]

Noah first prepper

[@stellarart3444]

What is the point of scoring at all if Forrest just decides anyway? He should spare us, and call it at the beginning.

[@backseatgamer7367]

Maybe I pushed that button too quick....lol

[@backseatgamer7367]

Na you can tell when there's Gunna be a cyclone by how busy the bottle shop is.

[@paulclissold1525]

Les hiddins

[@chewbaccasaw5232]

Haha this chick hates Jim

[@wholle0]

Bob also Battery Operated Boyfriend

[@refusedchad]

apropos of nothing; melissa has a great pair of earrings

[@almillar5560]

Hey Jim your cousin is a foof ? NotThere’s anything wrong with that… lol

[@PeanutButter-19]

Jesus Christ, by the time these guys get to talking about what the show is about, they’ve already lost me. 18:36 by the way. Later!

[@AJ-ut8cz]

That's not why people watch.

[@PeanutButter-19]

@@AJ-ut8cz Why do people watch, and how are you qualified to speak for these people? Why do YOU watch?

[@rmc5785]

@@PeanutButter-19 It's comedy. If you don't have a sense of humor you're wasting your time.

[@hrfdude4234]

no disrespect, but I will not take "Survival" tips from a novelist! I'd rather watch "Cast Away" or even "Into the Wild"

[@backseatgamer7367]

First like I win....

[@FourOneThreeOh]

Do you, though?

[@KickassUncle]

One of the worst.

[@DaveWhoa]

it did feel a little flat