Surviving Nature’s Deadliest with a "Modern Day Darwin" | Ep. 898

Forrest Galante is a wildlife biologist, conservationist, co-host of The Wild Times Podcast, and TV presenter for Extinct or Alive and Mysterious Creatures. He is also the author of Still Alive: A Wild Life of Rediscovery.
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What We Discuss with Forrest:
00:00 - Sleep cycles
05:04 - Orcas that terrorize human boats
08:02 - Sea snakes and their venom
28:47 - Do snakes actually eat humans?
30:38 - Unknown animals inside a giant cave
35:20 - "Backpacker's Paradise" in Laos
38:30 - Hunting for extinct species
47:00 - How politics ruin wildlife discovery
50:09 - Finding a rare tortoise off a tiny clue (with tortoise footage)
1:02:53 - Finding a rare shark in a fish market by mistake
1:10:06 - How bringing back woolly mammoths can combat climate change
1:14:13 - How we can bring back woolly mammoths
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[@christopherjove1719]

Talk to Paul Rosolie about huge snakes and uncontacted tribes in the amazon

[@JordanHarbingerShow]

Paul Rosolie on Giant Jungle Animals, Violent Uncontacted Tribes & Parasitic A**hole Worms | JHS kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2Kqd3ynh8aqoac

[@eftheusempire]

Paul Rosalie himself says "un contacted" is not the right way to describe them. They are most likely remnants of the huge populations that existed there before white people

[@seanokane9309]

someone needs to get both of them together, lets be honest hah @@JordanHarbingerShow

[@Estakin]

Jordan says been there done that...

[@michaelgelunas1113]

Murphys Law 1) anything that can go wrong will go wrong. 2) nothing is as easy as it looks 3) everything takes longer than you think it will

[@Johnson11c]

I love Forest Galante. Anyone who can just pick up and go do the things he does is amazing and I have utmost respect for him

[@Ellieangel777]

Also Paul Rosolie the Amazon defender, awesome peeps!

[@larz2893]

The dudes great but you know he grew up doing expeditions with his parents right? He didn’t just “pick up and go” lmao

[@441rider]

Laughing about hard drug sellers and doing them not so good for kids. No Darwin, frat brat..

[@thesingleequestrian413]

I love when Forrest's accent comes through, I hear it in "can't" and "answer". He's so knowledgeable and I love the Wild Time podcast.

[@charleshyde6461]

I get up at 3am for work and I hate life every day that alarm goes off. Sleep is key

[@sTraYa249]

🎉

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

Yes it is. That is brutal getting up early.

[@JohnnyCarterMusicOfficial]

It’s literally impossible to find a bad Forrest Galante interview. The dude is filled with unique knowledge and experiences, also a super down to earth likeable dude ! ❤

[@camrose306]

I listen to an unhealthy number of podcasts from all types of people and topics and can confidently say Forrest is my favorite guest out of everyone ive listened to. It doesn’t matter the host or the questions he always nails it!

[@patrickwallen5065]

Snakes have trouble with our shoulders, they get the head and one shoulder, it's hard to get the other in.

[@stuartj1234]

Thats true if the body is laid flat...........however if its on its side then they have a much easyer task. I forget where i learned this but it is real.

[@sasquatch_z]

Forrest!!!!! This man is the main reason I have such an interest in wildlife as a whole

[@Donreptiles514]

I swear forrest is the pinnacle of outdoorsman/ wildlife animals shit. Cant go one week without the wild times podcast.

[@brek5]

Lol, the seasnake venom scare is one of the best stories I've heard in a while.

[@insanesavagetv]

Not gonna lie opium milkshake sounds amazing 😂

[@nathanprasad6201]

Opium milkshake?!

[@thatswhatshesaid6326]

I was thinking the shroom milkshake sounds like a “why not” kind of time. 🍄‍🟫

[@mimmkey]

The Bro-ologist is always such an inspiration!! Well done Jordan. Incredible interview with one of the most important conservationists of the modern age.

[@JordanHarbingerShow]

yeah tbh I love this dude.

[@mimmkey]

@@JordanHarbingerShow He makes it hard not to love him. Hell one of the main reasons I write his podcast jingles is to tell my kids in ten years that I helped him become who we all know he will be. Please keep doing what you're doing buddy. You're also EXTREMELY important, especially at this point in history. I have full faith that you end up in the first few chapters of a lot of people's books.

[@user-pq7rf8jd2k]

I spent several months out in the woods, with bare minimum equipment, eg no tent etc. I found I naturally woke up half an hour prior to sunrise. Mainly due to the sounds of the forest. Then sleeping wasn't an issue but the rain, would slow me down, but I had to be aware of the effect to my core temperature, due to poor shelter at times. Living with nature will change your perspective of self, nature and the value of humanity.

[@healdiseasenow]

Waking up early and going to school ruined my freaking life

[@sc4rez]

the thumbnail really does not do forrest galante justice but . Great interview

[@SquirrellyMom]

As a home school mom I can tell you first hand with actual experimentation. A kid who is allowed to sleep until he/she is done. And then doesn't do school until early afternoon learns way better and way faster!!!

[@TravelWithBradley]

Probably true but not realistic.

[@Dedlyniteshade]

​@@TravelWithBradleydont know if it has anything to do with it or not but I never had to start school early growing up. Did really well with my studdies but I'm 36 now and I've always struggled so so much to get up early. I'm definitely not lazy but I never had to make myself get up early as a kid and it became a huge problem when I started working so I still wish it was something I got used to doing young

[@Likexner]

@@TravelWithBradley Not realistic? Shes literally telling you shes doing it right now. Unless you think shes lying, its realistic.

[@malik479]

Maybe if kids go to sleep early like it used to be in old days when sun goes down and everyone wakes up when sun comes up , 8am is not early

[@colinmcclymont]

Aye right,my mum would have the bed clothes off she would pour milk in cornflakes after she woke you up, if you didn't get up soggy breakfast, ping was the video game, but this is worse, fcuk right wing politics

[@ellie698]

I'm on the orca's side tbh Humans are invading THEIR space

[@BTKYG]

Excellent guest Jordan, I love Forrest huge inspiration

[@chariseyoung9547]

My one sons principle in High School agreed with me that boys in puberty dont get alert till 10:00 so he let my son start School later. My son graduated plus got into a music program and won a Scholarship. Its refreshing to meet open minded Teachers and Principles who look into such Research and Honour parents input instead of beating everyone over the head with curriculums.

[@Sigma1_969]

To really appreciate that letter, and that specific moment, try putting yourself in that position...you think you maybe dying, but you don't want to worry anybody, especially your wife and kid/kids...so you decide to write a letter, then go to sleep hoping to wake up in a few hours... That in itself is enough to choke an elephant.. I can only imagine what words were in that note, I mean what would you write.

[@joshuarittenhouse4938]

As a teacher and past student (obviously), I've always said school should start later in the day. At least secondary school so parents' schedules could continue as is.

[@minibuns6220]

That was a great interview. Thanks for this episode very cool!

[@ryandavies6609]

I believe the "announcement" he is referencing coming at the end of the year is that Colossal have found a site for their Dodo! While there's no timetable for the Dodo's physical arrival, the company will be working with Mauritius Wildlife Foundation and the local government in Mauritius!

[@TheSanjilops]

Great episode. Jordan Harbinger show, the OG podcaster, and the only one still keeping it real with how he handles his channel.

[@JordanHarbingerShow]

I try!

[@Oscar-Racso]

The fact a wolly mamoth could be alive in my life time is amazing

[@glennwillett-yb3pg]

The barometric pressure can affect you. I get bad headaches when the weather gets unstable.

[@rebjorn79]

Awesome stuff. Thanks!

[@mattjack3983]

So, the two Orcas that have been decimating the sharks are known as "Port" and "Starboard". It's pretty crazy how murderous they are. There are some good videos here on KZbin about them. Just in case anyone was curious.

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

They are killer whales.

[@Jeff-jl2xc]

​@@donkeysaurusrex7881and clearly u don't know shit about them..

[@MrCashewkitty]

They are killer whales.../s Thanks for sharing that, fascinating for sure

[@erichtomanek4739]

He talks about the Saola horns like it's so unique; Sad Oryx noises, but not the Scimitar Horned Oryx. . Saying that, hopefully the Saola is not extinct and since it's rare it may be able to breed in captivity and reintroduced to protected lands, like the Arabian Oryx.

[@erichtomanek4739]

Man Made Climate Change is a Lie, forrest.

[@jonathanbrooks9768]

been a fan of forrest for awhile, but this is my first time watching this podcast. Gotta say im a big fan of how unafraid this guy is to admit his ignorance. in podcasts anymore it seems like theres alot of people who try to be experts in everything, so its not seeing people openly saying "i dont know" or "i have very limited knowledge of this subject solely based on pop culture". Forrest is pretty good about this too, whenever a subject comes up hes not versed in, if he gives his opinion, hes the first to say hes not for sure and to take his words with a grain of salt.

[@kimmartin5698]

As one of those old farts you mentioned, I happen to agree with you on sleep. Not going to bag on you for being who you are. We are all different with different needs when it comes to sleep, diet, etc etc. Live in the way that works for you

[@letsdothis9063]

Yup. The same reason office jobs don't really do anything until after lunch. Its so stupid. Most of my life, i worked physical labor , landscape and irrigation, steel plant, ect.. When i got a job as rep for a medical supply company, i was astounded at the waste of time in the office. We would have these stupid meetings first thing in the morning, that had no point. I was looking at the time thinking like "i have to be in another state in two hours, lets wrap this up". The days that i stuck around the office (happened a lot after an injury), i realized that they actually worked about two hours out if the day. Of course, they would handle issues as they arose, but for the most part, after the "meeting", they would hang out until lunch, then do some work, then they would start to wind down for quiting time. Anyway, the whole thing blew my mind. I asked my wife about it, and she said that it was pretty much the same at her work.

[@kaitlyn3066]

Why did you do Forrest so dirty in the thumbnail lmaoooo

[@jenbingham0914]

Yeah, that is a pretty rough pic of Forrest!

[@annalapoint7156]

Excellent program! Love Forrest!😍

[@reggaevibes100]

Cool interview

[@steve-ocrypto8845]

Speaking of evolution it looks like Forrest is evolving into Randall Carlson.

[@Deaducation]

I wish I could get Forest to go to a rarely explored valley in Canada

[@davehughes53]

Most animals and humans hunt in the early morning hours. I ancestors had to be vigilant and on guard in the early mornings from attack from man and beast. It’s important to start waking early at a young age to get accustomed to waking early to work and be productive.

[@jamesreid2644]

Have you seen the research on how different generations are alert at different times in order to protect the settlement? For example, teenagers stay up late while everyone else is asleep, and elders wake up very early. Overall, there was always someone awake to warn the settlement of potential dangers.

[@davehughes53]

@@jamesreid2644 Re-CERT have you seen the research and which young people can stay up long hours without it affectingB

[@jamesreid2644]

@@davehughes53 eh?

[@stewboyq5216]

Lol I love how you mention why it was important for our ancestors to wake up early, and then your conclusion is that it’s important for modern people to wake early. Seems like the implication is that because our ancestors had to worry about being hunted by predators or people in the morning, you should too?

[@Jeff-jl2xc]

​@@davehughes53You have the DUMBEST most ridiculous logic I've heard in a long time kiddo! Not many jobs require you to be up early these days so no it's most certainly not needed

[@Baranello92]

When I was in high school we started at 7am! I was miserable for the first 2-3classes. School starts WAY too early

[@WarHammer1989]

I really respect how Forest Galante for that sea snake story

[@jamesbradford2564]

One great show😂😊😊

[@Smokeinspace49]

Well we found out no one can out party Laos. Hahahha I love Forrest great interview.

[@martyjames1981]

The great barrier reef is on the north east coast of Australia the opposite side of the country to where forrest is talking about

[@lindabrown3893]

Holy cow! Or wooly mammoth. Great show, new subscriber because of Paul Rosalie querry.

[@louisgiokas2206]

Interesting talk at the very beginning. There is really something to it. In the area I live in, the high school students start school first, then middle school, then elementary school. Researchers have known for a long time that it should be the opposite. The only excuse I have seen has something to do with sports. This is madness.

[@mitzibullet]

'I was too old for that at 23' 😂 What a geek..

[@mikederasmo7621]

new sub here, love it !

[@JordanHarbingerShow]

welcome!

[@stewboyq5216]

The thumbnail photo is hilarious, of all the photos of Forrest you choose that one

[@rebjorn79]

Let's bring back Sabertooth Tigers and randomly drop a few thousand of them all over the place!

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

Deal

[@MAYK1NG]

Omg in Canada the research is overwhelming and schools has been reluctant to start later despite much great success in some who have but it’s a current issue up for change.

[@PaletteBegonia]

Love Forrest, a very interesting guy who's had one of the craziest life's. He's proved animals declared extinct, not to be so. And he's proved how mentally crazy he is 😂 survived naked & afraid, has done hundreds of expeditions if not thousands actually.. and he's ones of the very few who have the "il go see for myself" mentality, rather than making his observations & opinions behind a screen.. and never actually going into the field.. Definitely watch his pod if you don't already, it's called The Wild Times. It's all based around animals, but they do cool segments like Extinct or Alive , or an animal battle royale, in where they pick three parts of the animals & though it's not real.. it is fun and super refreshing. Because you have the humour & interest from these other things they do , for me it meant I found myself watching way more than I intended too & I've stuck around😊

[@rabbithomesteading3797]

41:43 I was thinking of eDNA just before he said that. He focus on water. I heard of getting it through the air. A zoo somewhere did that for studies. Didnt find every animal in the zoo but did discover a rare wild animal (cant remember name but think it was like a gopher type animal) that wasnt in the zoo! So instead of putting a camera up to hopefully something runs in front of. Set the eDNA thing up and dont really have to get that close to find. Super excited about eDNA tech! Goes from hopefully something runs in to this (trying to calculate game cam footage trigger zone) idk say (i cant calculate so throw numbers ) 100 square foot, or yards even exaggerated but dont matter, to they were withing a square mile from here. Way better coverage...

[@MrCashewkitty]

Hmm. Haven't heard of this. I'll check ot out. Thanks

[@nomojo1110]

_Killer Whale_ is a (very slightly) shortened version of the (very dodgy) translation of their Latin name, Orcinus orca, _Killer of Whales._

[@funonvancouverisland]

Stimey has his own pod?? Awesome!

[@Dreamledge]

What software do you guys use to record?

[@robertvasquez4602]

Lol I hate to go to work in the rain I don't like doing anything when it's raining

[@camrose306]

It should be illegal to anything other than sleep or lay in bed and read when it’s raining lol

[@alexanderren1097]

The whole reintroduction of mammoths into the arctic tundra again will be an interesting experiment and I’d love seeing those back. But the idea that it’ll somehow restore the entire habitat type and prevent climate change is unfortunately just wrong. Humans did not hunt mammoths and the other European and American megafauna to extinction and cause a habitat catastrophe that then resulted in melting of the ice caps, massive global warming, and end of the Ice Age. Humans are powerful and potentially destructive but we weren’t THAT powerful 11,000-13,000 years ago. The “Overkill Hypothesis” is wrong, it’s simply not possible for small numbers of roving hunter gatherers to kill THAT many mammoths across ALL of Europe, Siberia, and North America, let alone the shortfaced bears, American Lions, Sabertoothed Cats, etc. There’s more and more mounting evidence for cataclysm, whether comet/meteor strikes and/or massive solar events, being responsible for ending the last Ice Age, melting the ice sheets, causing catastrophic megafloods, habitat destruction, etc. and all of that being what caused the extinction of all those megafaunal species as well as significantly reducing human populations globally. All that said, I still want to see the mammoth’s brought back. That’ll be super cool!

[@MrCashewkitty]

Agree 100%

[@JanMcAllister]

I knew that waking up at 6am to get ready for school really sucked, im 58 now but im a morning sleeper

[@Dusty-uy3ev]

I used to sleep in, through any alarm. Now I wake up at 400 with no alarm, barely matters what time im in bed, im just up at 400 now.

[@a.azazagoth5413]

20:48 : Occam’s Razor

[@letsdothis9063]

BTW... Steve-O is looking really healthy and sharp nowadays.

[@larrywilliams9139]

Good point about unintended consequences. Feral horses are a tremendous ecosystem disruptor for the American west, and they were only gone from N.A. about 10000 years.

[@WarFoxThunder]

22:55 As a michigan resident, i can assure you it wouldnt have killed him. i didnt even know we had snakes, but literally nothing up here kills you besides a small selection of top of the food-chain wildlife. that or the god awful drivers on 21 mile road

[@MrCashewkitty]

I saw a dude get bit by a copperhead there. It was a dry bite and copperhead are rarely lethal but they can be.

[@HFFCANADA]

Me from age 25-31 present day i actually revel in getting uo at like 4:30-5:00 on weekdays and especially weekends. Just like one week i kept getting uo at 5 and never stopped lol

[@OGVibes392]

Man’s just let him breeze past the fact he said we kinda speak orca tf you mean kinda, dawg I want an explanation and estimation on how long til I can ride them mfs

[@matthewpitre8159]

I have ADHD I could not do mornings at all When that sun's a little bit past the middle of the sky and it's not so damn bright and hot That's the best time Get out do your stuff while there's still bit of sunlight out Then you get home for dinner cook out something for dinner Bit of a nighthawk myself

[@phapnui]

People in the vanguard are always reviled. Then they are co-opted.

[@astronauttae1615]

If you bring back mammoths with out bring back one of its natural predators, won't that off set balance

[@thrashandburn10221]

"So we're out in Western Australia..." **Leo point and whistle meme** there's your first mistake!

[@bryanl1984]

Murphy's Law is the term they were looking for.....

[@Cope885]

This is a mans man taking on the problem himself not to cause more worrying for others

[@sTraYa249]

I grew up in Australia & regarding the highly venomous coral snake which is red, yellow & black, but there's a false one that has same colours, but in different sequence. The Aborigines have a saying that goes something like 'red & yella kill a fella.....' & I can't remember the last part of the saying ( maybe somebody will know ). A good thing....if one can remember it to tell the difference.

[@stewboyq5216]

I think i heard that one when I was a kid: “red and yella kill a fella; red and black, friendly Jack”

[@rachel7397]

Red and yeller = cuddly fella. Red next to black stay the fuck back

[@stewboyq5216]

@@rachel7397 lol ok since you got that backwards you’re not going to lead my expedition through the bush

[@lindamacduff2566]

Red on black, you're o.k. jack.

[@donkeysaurusrex7881]

In the states we say, “Red touches yellow, he can kill a fellow. Red touches black you can Pat him on the back.” Because the nonvenomous king snake is also red, yellow, and black just in a different order. Though personally I just recommend leaving them all alone.

[@89burni]

School was never about making you smart or anything. Even universities dont do that. Its to make you a good worker ant. Doesnt matter how awake you are. Whats matters is that you are here and doing s

[@Malcolm325]

The wells are not the only ones that’s listening

[@silentedge69]

The Orcas never sunk A boat. They were taking out rudders. Multiple rudders. They know whats up

[@ptownzfinest12345]

Yes they have..do some research

[@ptownzfinest12345]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5_Si2quf69keNUsi=pAggVhTEUJKl9wYq

[@tooshady47446ttv]

Bro ran your work up and he's like yeah it was a bad theory😂

[@ackshually404]

iv had that "milkshake" back in my party days but there was a few other ingredients and i consumed them individually not in a literal milkshake. it would defos be too much for a lot of people but i was a poly substance abuser at the time so i loved it. pretty sure if i had that now id go straight to the hospital lol. dont do drugs tho it took me a long time and a heroin addiction to figure out life is better without them

[@MrCashewkitty]

I once drugged an entire Christian heavy metal band with Vicoritas, a handful of Vicodin per pitcher. I had no ideas they were a Christian band and figured they partied hard.....yikes!. There's far too few of us addicts that make it out. Congrats.

[@ackshually404]

@@MrCashewkitty yeah man congrats to you for also making it out and I hope none of that band ODed

[@VaxtorT]

Modern day darwin? Like is that supposed to be a compliment?

[@chrisblester37]

I like to start work early because the time goes so fast I start work at 3am my choice because before I know it, it's 9am and iv done 6 hours work

[@johnbwill]

Not sure about the starting school at 10 idea is an evolutionary thing. When I am engaged in remote wilderness hiking .... especially in hot climates - you go to sleep when it's dark (7-8pm) and therefore start waking up at dawn - or before. I know for sure, our ancestors would have woken up at dawn ... thats when all the birds and animals are up and about - good for hunting and gathering, especially in hot climates. Teenage neanderthals might have actually been middle-aged. Thanks though interesting interview.

[@kevinsimmons2815]

I really can’t wait to see extinct animals alive

[@TheSmartestManonEarth]

I like how its titled filipino not just a human. I get it gives location and sure you thought about it

[@Silverback_GMT410]

I guess that cave in asia is like a terrarium

[@djquinn11]

Dude looks like a young Steve Buscemi.

[@davidnorton2473]

Can't believe what sissies you guys are! Opium milkshake sounds great 👍

[@jeffsharp2981]

Taking a Tiger shark eating a sea snake one step further ,… if Tiger shark consumes a sea snake, whether it bites or not, venom is still within the snake, so as it is broken down by the sharks digestive system the venom would be released …..any info on what happens as the snake head is opened up from the digestive system and the venom is released although not through a strike?

[@MrCashewkitty]

I know some snake venom isn't bIoavailable orally, at least in smaller amounts. I've drank alcohols with both scorpion and cobra in them. Maybe the alcohol denatured the venom?

[@xmanmexRonin]

Isn’t there Rock pythons in the Congo ?

[@decalla10]

Can we make mosquitoes that don't bite humans and roaches that don't fly?! That'd be great.

[@MrCashewkitty]

Given the possible catastrophe of the genetically modified mosquitoes in TX and a few other places, I don't think we should be tinkering with mosquitoes, tics, etc. Have you seen the Why Files episode on genetically modified insects and virus manipulation? Scary stuff

[@theartistformerlyknownaslu3871]

That Instagram dm he’s talking about I’m pretty sure was mine lol. He never responded which tells me it was a coyote but I swore what my uncle killed was a red wolf

[@Blalack77]

Nah, I don't think that's wimpy - there's something about rain that just makes you want to chill/sleep/rest/etc. I mean, my parents were born in 1963 and 1968 and they are the big time hardworking go-getter types and are always working or doing something and they don't like staying indoors really but when it's raining, I can often find them inside, covered up with a blanket on the couch watching TV. Also, with the not knowing if you're a millennial or Gen-X thing, that's sort of how I am - I'm pretty sure I'm in this micro-generation that they call "Xennial". Which makes me happy to not be lumped in with regular millennials - and there's _clearly_ massive, obvious and fundamental differences between older millennials and younger ones. I mean, I think Xennial _technically_ "ends" or cuts off like a few months before I was born but given the description of Xennial versus millennial, I have zero doubt that's where I fall. And the definition they always give of Xennial is, "people with an analog childhood and a digital adulthood". It's just this very short, transitional, micro-generation. Basically people old enough to remember rotary phones, smoking indoors, having dangerous toys and playground equipment and/or having BB guns and even playing outside at all - but still being one of the earliest generations to sort of get addicted to videogames with NES, SNES, Gameboy/Game Gear, Sega and later PlayStation, N64, etc.; having an antenna with 3 or 4 channels instead of satellite or cable was common and a time before the internet was public and when even computers were super rare (basically rich people or school computer labs) but who were still young enough to still kind of naturally integrate/mesh with computers as they became popular and the internet as it became available and even smartphones to some extent - although the first smartphone I got was in like 2017 or 2018.

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

I ain’t worth shit on a rainy day. BTW, they dont start school so early for the benefit of the kids, they do it in order to train kids to join the regular class work force

[@stevee.7419]

Modern day Darwin! LMAO!

[@yellowstoic7678]

Luck comes to those who are prepared.

[@marshmellow303]

We must study the eels of the darkness. They will unknowingly lead us to the secrets of eel reproduction

[@bastardofthesun331]

Wouldn’t the snake be inside the sharks belly in that fashion?

[@codem0de]

Murphey's Law btw

[@malik479]

Just add spikes to the boat bottom

[@ceeteemcdee4126]

Interesting guest! But humans didn't cause the extinction of the mammoth...you might want to talk to Randall Carlson about that.

[@herbthompson8937]

Hail Carlson and Hancock!!

[@alexherbert9404]

I dont know any parent in the history of the world who wakes up their young children if they can help it....hahaha