36 self inflicted gun shot wounds to the back.... caleb was so young
@XxidfkxX5 ай бұрын
Gone but not forgotten 🕊️
@newp0rt5 ай бұрын
that was such a good line
@TheCynicalBee5 ай бұрын
Literally the best couple on the internet. I have watched probably dozens of these videos already.
@Honey42O5 ай бұрын
Same
@EllieDempseysVersion5 ай бұрын
“And then you get really emotional…and start crying like spongebob”
@hallowedknight42675 ай бұрын
We have ears and subtitles. Trash comment
@ambersather74605 ай бұрын
Pain and crying thats what it's like for me too 😭😂
@michellereneetruthseeker93395 ай бұрын
that actually BROKE MY HEART FOR HER... ( maybe it's just me) ? ... WE ONLY CRY WHEN OUR HEART IS FEELING A CERTIN WAY. WITCH MAKE OUR FEELINGS VALID. AND we should always feel safe..❤ SENDING YOU LOVE ALWAYS....
@ozitona77045 ай бұрын
I just got to that part and read it before he said it, hilarious. Got me a in a goofy mood now
@SRTJamo5 ай бұрын
@@michellereneetruthseeker9339 🤡
@life.with.parkss5 ай бұрын
“am i like that?” then proceeds to fake cry to see if caleb notices 😂
@LoveLee_Dreamer5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: If you clean the cat's litter regularly, they're not smelly at all. If they stink, that's a you thing.
@GoofygooberstonАй бұрын
Diet plays a part too. Reason why cat poop smells so much is because of all the filler in commercial kibble and the like. If you feed a diet of mostly wet food that's largely meat based it doesn't smell at all until you're like right there.
@prodbytarantino15 күн бұрын
My cat will literally shit on the floor if I don’t clean it immediately after he goes, he thinks it’s a one use type thing I guess😭
@Corndogger615 ай бұрын
It’s sus that you have so many CIA flys in your room
@WilliamLucas-hy8mx5 ай бұрын
Sus is a palindrome
@KingBongHogger5 ай бұрын
Thems is drones!
@briannewman56143 ай бұрын
I have always wondered how they can make them so juicy?!?!
@Seinneka835 ай бұрын
A rootbeer flavored sour boys would be fun but I would love to see an illustration of Kris on the package this time or maybe even Kris as one of her persona's like Katrina or Riley.
@STARIIS_15 ай бұрын
that would be amazing !
@FriedSheep695 ай бұрын
Do they have maple syrup flavor yet? Haven't checked in a while
@STARIIS_15 ай бұрын
@@FriedSheep69 i dont think so, i could check rq
@dashzee.online5 ай бұрын
Root beer, or red birch beer would definitely tickle the taste buds in the right way in licorice form.
@rahtiger58784 ай бұрын
You can have an indoor cat that doesn’t stink if you feed them the right food and clean their litter daily.
@Honey42O5 ай бұрын
9:40 Kris when she said "Hey Caleb check out my new beats!" was so cute. I was cracking up.
@vintageyamahasquid5 ай бұрын
As someone whose been riding for nearly 20yrs, that old man was right. It is the motorcyclists responsibility to make sure you can be seen. He was probably riding in that vans blind spot. Also, that mf was about to die if that old man hadn't called off his boy.
@jordishima4 ай бұрын
It’s hilarious how many of these crotch rocket e-boys post these videos of interactions, and with the exception of a few videos, it’s always them demonstrating that either they don’t know the rules of the road or that they have no idea how to de-escalate a situation. I don’t ride, but I don’t have a problem with riders. However, I have a big fucking problem with these types of riders’ attitudes. They’re not only abrasive, but dangerous
@briannewman56143 ай бұрын
😂 It comes with driving those kind of trucks. No back glass,no rear veiw mirror. You adapt and over come. Move your head around to positions. To be able to check the " blind spots"! A few inches this way,a few inches that way,up,down. Each and all allow the driver to ascertain the safety of switching lanes. This instance witch appears to be at a stop sign has no relevance at all as to whether or not the vehicles coming to a stop BEHIND the driver are visible. The only necessary option at a stop sign after stopping. Is to proceed forward or in the desired direction as according to local traffic laws. Behind him at a stop sign 🛑, not switching lanes or merging into traffic.
@AuralAzure5 ай бұрын
seeing the way you guys interact is so heartwarming. i'm like half here for memes, half here to see what unconditional love should look like.
@the19Zabaniyah5 ай бұрын
"I don't know if it's a joke or ironic" My brother in Christ..those are the same thing
@snowwhite58425 ай бұрын
Caleb, hats off to you, you took a Canadien and made her into Texan in record time.
@draculinalilith3965 ай бұрын
you are way to good at straight face trolling
@darkkforest5 ай бұрын
1:21 I never had a cat that smelled once in my life, but dog, yead they STINK. Depends on which side you're used to at the end of the day.
@xmateinc5 ай бұрын
The only thing that stinks about most cats is their litter if you don’t clean it regularly. Lots of dogs on the other hand just stink, you pet them then have to go wash your hands to get the smell off! Not all dogs, but a lot of them. Humans can smell pretty bad too!
@BreeValerieАй бұрын
@@xmateinc Humans stiiiiiiink 😂😂😂 But on another note, yeah, I agree dogs smell more 😊 love all of them, regardless ❤
@trailmix47155 ай бұрын
I had one hamster for like a month and a half and it escaped it's cage, crawled into a blanket, and couldn't get out. Never wanted a hamster again.
@Grant_Little27275 ай бұрын
Why can’t Hamsters ever have normal deaths.
@DavidSRJR5 ай бұрын
One of the first things you learn for driving on the road with a motorcycle is no to drive in the middle of the lane. One is for visibility in mirrors and second is the middle is more likely to be covered in oil and car fluids.
@LJGator8085 ай бұрын
14:51 - Hahaha Frankie always dwelling in the wings ready to put Caleb in check when his noise levels elevate
@BrokenPencilStudios4 ай бұрын
The Minecraft gaslighting was crazy XD
@thomasnelson61615 ай бұрын
Outdoor cats are serial killers. If you want a cat, you should keep it inside. Do it for the little lizards and birdies.
@ZodiacBoi425 ай бұрын
Me and them cats got something in common
@thomasnelson61615 ай бұрын
@@ZodiacBoi42 you both covered in ticks?
@AnotherPipeDream5 ай бұрын
@@thomasnelson6161they both hunt for sport
@ubblebungus5 ай бұрын
@@thomasnelson6161 me and them ticks got something in common
@KiboSanti5 ай бұрын
And for the cat's health!! People put out poison. Hawks and owls grab cats. Coyotes eat them alive. Cars hit cats. Outdoor cats get sick, injured, even caught and tortured by freaks. It's a dangerous world!
@adriennebrown10404 ай бұрын
Cats aren't smelly as long as you clean the box every day❤
@sick0h5 ай бұрын
Oompa joking about not wanting to jam out and listen to beatboxing. Then theres me looking up Rahzel as soon as beatboxing was brought up.🤣
@TheAngryYumm5 ай бұрын
Ah yes the gift thing. I LOVE giving gifts and making things for others but recieving gifts is hard.
@pandapumpkin86105 ай бұрын
Cats don't have smell if you clean the litter box properly, it's not the cats it's the owners.
@ronniejohnson99854 ай бұрын
Calm down
@pandapumpkin86104 ай бұрын
@ronniejohnson9985 mmmmmmmm...... No!
@creedishere4204 ай бұрын
Fake news. Fact: Shit and piss smells. Litter is not very effective. Cats are not indoors animals.
@itsasmoker89914 ай бұрын
Lol nope
@SquillyWonka5 ай бұрын
4:16 the YAH! kid was standing on bidness
@way2slimey4 ай бұрын
10:07 went to take a bite of my dinner and nearly shit myself when Whiplash started playing 😭
@gzuz41483 ай бұрын
5:52 Most relatable sentece every autistic person can relate This is why i watch you Oompa
@aaronlee2k035 ай бұрын
if you want oompavile to get a cat like
@Najayia5 ай бұрын
My cat doesn’t stink you just need the right litter :)
@parkermckenzie48355 ай бұрын
I don’t think they understood the reference, in Tommy Boy he listed Herbie Hancock as one of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence instead of John Hancock.
@AlyssaY2222 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone who would point this out lol
@froydinger5 ай бұрын
36 gunshots to the back? dude was really suicidal jeez
@ShroomyD5 ай бұрын
Cats ain’t smelly if you take care of them lmao what
@ashleycannon51085 ай бұрын
Cats aren’t smelly if you take care of them and have a good spot for the box 😭
@miriamgollnick90284 ай бұрын
exactlyyyy, and getting an indoor/outdoor cat is my fav bc they usually use the restroom outside. but we have a litter box for them if needed
@keidas4 ай бұрын
That's not true, you will become use to their smell but anyone entering your house will smell their smell, unless they are an outside cat you will always be able to smell their box
@ashleycannon51084 ай бұрын
@@keidas you can put your box in a good place with fragrance fresheners and keeping it clean it is not hard to have cats and be clean period I ask my friends all the time if they can smell it to make sure.
@MichaelN-m6n4 ай бұрын
2:21 “36 self inflicted gunshots wounds to the back” gah damn 😂😂😂
@J-Rod914 ай бұрын
The “Herbie Hancock” thing is a reference to “Tommy Boy!” He was taking a test where the answer was _______ Hancock and he wrote “Herbie” confidently. Then later someone says “I just need your John Hancock right there” to which Tommy (Chris Farley’s character) says “I think you mean Herbie Hancock!”
@AlyssaY2224 ай бұрын
I was looking for someone else who noticed this 👆👆👆
@nelcifer85105 ай бұрын
I died laughing with the beat boxing "double farts" 😂
@the_chubby_jedi91892 ай бұрын
I haven't never heard of a hamster dying in the normal way.
@goochgoosh5 ай бұрын
Its incredibly rude that you guys have cows and i havent seen any cow content on here. Wtf man, give us the cute cow content!
@annaburtenheim53105 ай бұрын
Tip, pine pellets (get it at like tractor supplise) make a huge diffrence with cat smells.. I cat sat a cat this week and omg.. Regular litter makes it STINK The pine litter covers the smell so well. It smells of pop maybe 10-15 minutes if you don't immidiately take it out. But people are genuinly surprised when they come over and see the cat and learn she is a strictly indoor cat.
@Gravedigger9335 ай бұрын
14:42 No one want's a bird that's so stupid it will drown itself in the rain as their national bird.
@knockacullion5 ай бұрын
Thats a Gyro, and they are DELICIOUS and thats probably lamb in it
@ForgottenRebel775 ай бұрын
the robbing pedos one is super based.
@peterreisislove5 ай бұрын
Oompa doompa boompa
@ivanation5.565 ай бұрын
12:17 oompa locked in
@peterk18214 ай бұрын
Trying so hard to find the original video they were reacting to
@ChelseaRoeser4 ай бұрын
I would PAY to see Kris beatbox 😂😂😂😂
@tigressm.35603 ай бұрын
6:38 the way Caleb looked at Kris. He was reading her reaction 👀
@The_Ooberist_Goober5 ай бұрын
3:45 is so real i get so nervous the days before Christmas and my birthday idk why i have such bad anxiety about opening gifts 😭
@XopheAdethri4 ай бұрын
The worst thing about cobra chickens is that they fucking attack and all you CAN do is run for your life or punch it once in the head and body the bird with little effort. They're so aggressive you gotta get out or end them, there's NO middle ground.
@alexcorado95083 ай бұрын
My cat exclusively likes to only pee and poop outside like a dog so I lucked out lol. Only time he has accidents or needs a litter box is if it’s raining, snowing, or some extreme weather condition. So he’s more like a cool roommate and less like a pet sometimes 😂
@narrationtimewithchazz52965 ай бұрын
The eyeroll she did when he brought up the CIA 😂
@Forbidden_Aspire0nPawz5 ай бұрын
The more I watch Caleb’s videos, the more I get recommended autism tests under each one.😺👍
@coffeegirl184 ай бұрын
14:47 - I like turkeys too. There's usually some in the fields I walk past or a random pheasant.
@draculinalilith3965 ай бұрын
11:58 genuinely that is epic and hilarious. You like just made a video on that kinda stuff too lol.
@nathancroke96022 ай бұрын
At least the hamster didn't die 'because' you buried it in the Batmobile.
@Vincent-f7vАй бұрын
“Why so serious” - the honkler
@RosettaAllen5 ай бұрын
there are litters now that absorb the smell from the litterbox. As long as you clean it often it really doesn't smell like it used to
@gwrider21465 ай бұрын
Wasn't it Ben Franklin who wanted the national bird to be a turkey? I believe the story goes he thought eagles mostly were carrion eaters vs. the slyness of turkeys.
@KatWalk115 ай бұрын
You said "do do!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@ScottChegger5 ай бұрын
Omg amazang! Time stamp??
@thatonecroissant5 ай бұрын
Yuppie!!
@violetnorwen849121 күн бұрын
The bird video made me think of the time my grandparents got hit by an albatross 😅
@molly51115 ай бұрын
where did kris get that sweatshirt i love it
@XopheAdethri4 ай бұрын
2:59 bro's dumb too, bike guy's helmet is a fucking deadly weapon.
@ballinbenny01285 ай бұрын
On Thanksgiving years ago, my dad and I was coming from the store, and a turkey flew up and crashed through his windshield. It was insane.
@Olgoofylamesquare5 ай бұрын
Ima get a framed picture of this non couple and put it on my refrigerator
@AlleyCryptid5 ай бұрын
You don't have to be ok with killing every single creature you kinda don't like ffs.
@Theo_Yt15302 ай бұрын
9:57 is something I’d do during school extremely randomly
@chamberlayne92875 ай бұрын
I see Bald Eagles all the time. Eagles, hawks, falcons, owls, vultures, we got em all out here. Watch out for your tiny dogs and cats cause they'll nab em up like it's nothing. There was this huge eagle just sitting on the ground and as I was pointing it out to a friend it flew off and that's when I realized he had a little squirrel in one claw and the poor squirrels tail in it's other claw. First I was in awe and then I was so sad. I still think about that squirrel. Circle of life I guess. Rip tailless squirrel.
@nikistevenson15505 ай бұрын
9:10 I also thought Caleb was saying Kris looked like Herbie Hancock. I was like huh? And then Kris says, "Oh that was a comment?" 😅😅
@Seissmo5 ай бұрын
After the comment about the CIA, Caleb was never seen again.
@demure43985 ай бұрын
Imagine if we didn't have the eagle screech and it was just a turkey gobble over airstrike footage
@Dubie_Official5 ай бұрын
Fun fact the screech of the bald eagle that you so often is actually from a red taild hawk.
@OhAwe5 ай бұрын
Oompa dancing to beatboxing 🕺🎵
@diablomoko4 ай бұрын
The double farts remind me of banjo kazzooi
@GrampyFred895 ай бұрын
When’s the next grandma video?
@imgolds5 ай бұрын
I respect the grind
@sebas314155 ай бұрын
She's dead
@LobotomyPatient145 ай бұрын
@@sebas31415did he stutter?
@Thejuicemerchant5 ай бұрын
I honestly don’t get how you have the strength to comment this on every video
@Jeremy_the_unfallible_n-a5 ай бұрын
probably never, oompa has become so rich he doesnt even really try any more
@gretchenritter39555 ай бұрын
My cat is trained to go out to potty. But he has a litter box in the garage for bad weather.
@xiphiasoffishwell4781Ай бұрын
I remember that Minecraft quest.
@StrikerEureka15 ай бұрын
36 self inflicted gunshot man xd
@Cattipilat5 ай бұрын
Heh, ever heard of a thing called… Pearl Harbor 😈
@acykablyatley5 ай бұрын
9:55 epic replay button
@_Just_J_5 ай бұрын
I don't often like anything but this time when told to I had to That timing was impeccable
@mk-xh8rm23 күн бұрын
Cobra chicken hate will always be acceptable.
@lilk104205 ай бұрын
love you oompa
@elissaferguson6753Ай бұрын
i love how that noise they use isn't even a real bald eagle noise, they use the noise from a red tailed hawk because bald eagles sound lame.
@Overbakedbeans5 ай бұрын
listening to them make fart noises made my day
@yo_its_gingey53295 ай бұрын
You can train cats to go outside like a dog, you can also train cats to do tricks and play like dogs too. Get a cat. Train it to go outside.
@KiboSanti5 ай бұрын
You can train a cat to walk on a leash with a harness! It's really cute and they enjoy it.
@-Doza-5 ай бұрын
That was the nicest way to say beatboxing is cringe Caleb
@Thejuicemerchant5 ай бұрын
4:16 damnit the time traveler is back at it again
@DevonStaples-hi5 ай бұрын
not the trolling with minecraft 😆
@Cody_74975 ай бұрын
They talk abt opening the gate bc when I was a kind it was always the passenger
@BreeValerieАй бұрын
I can't understand why you think cats smell. Dogs smell more... Subjectively 😂
@EightPieceBox5 ай бұрын
Kris is so red pilled and based since moving to Texas! 😂 I admit that I would be more inclined to watch conspiracy theory videos than haunted houses.
@BaconVader5 ай бұрын
What. Get rid of the Culinary Institute of America!?.!!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!😎
@brittaney40115 ай бұрын
You two provide such relationship envy
@TriciaStewart844 ай бұрын
10:03 hell, I was double fartin’ along with y’all 😆
@starfane79015 ай бұрын
YES! Van Dam movie marathon
@itsme-s.5 ай бұрын
Kris trying to understand the memes "So what's going on" Caleb "It doesn't matter. You don't need to understand it. Just laugh, or dont..move on 😒" Damn 💀 I know I'm not the only person like, "Fck ok I'll never ask another question again I sincerely apologize I'll just go hide in a dark corner now"
@RayneHeartStudios4 ай бұрын
"Minecraft is in fact a game for all ages... Now we don't take responsibility if your child starts murdering every digital life form, now do we?" -Microsoft or something
@thxdxn5 ай бұрын
Oomp if you have the right sand, your litter-box room won’t smell. We’ve tried multiple expensive sands, one of the cheapest brands ended up working the best, usually the smell lingered in the hallway, now you don’t know we have cats if you don’t see them.
@n3on_spxrks4 ай бұрын
Them at 9:45 pushing their hair to the side in sync
@alminzukic57405 ай бұрын
2:06 he is, he's either all benevolent, or all powerful. Not both.
@HankChillin5 ай бұрын
Caleb are you trying to look like JSchlatt and connect your sideburns to your mustache?????