Quagmire has a surprise for Loretta

[@doggo2995]

I cannot believe just how much better the writing is here than the newer seasons. And the jokes are really memorable

[@RowdyLowdy]

Truth.

[@JohnSmith-yf5bk]

They really just gave up after the first few seasons. There was actually breadth to the characters

[@RowdyLowdy]

@@JohnSmith-yf5bk OMG u are SO wrong dude. So wrong. I respect ur opinion but I disagree whole heartedly.

[@youhaveayds8975]

@@RowdyLowdy do you not remember the episode Seth literally wasnt in because they overuse his voice for every little thing they think of? its clear the writing has fallen to shitty "Remember the time when" memes. This is also due in part to Seth not really writing for the show anymore, so its not something to hate the entire show for, but its extremely clear the earlier seasons had way more soul and wittier jokes.

[@blackwolfashrial7402]

And the jokes aren't dragged out for 5 minutes straight.

[@adrianmarcolini2210]

Cleveland getting the door slammed on him while saying "I love you" was actually pretty heartbreaking ngl

[@clouds0103]

No wonder why Meg went crazy for brian in that one future episode 😂

[@bradburdine9406]

Apparently he been working on her for years

[@Mrkervel]

😄😄😄 my thoughts exactly

[@lauras8fia]

you know if you ever wanna screw around or something

[@brawlstarsmomentsandvideos6530]

Ikr

[@lunar9p]

Just about to write the same 😂

[@lauras8fia]

-Kick Joe, kick! - Peter, he is a paraplegic. -That doesn't mean he can't hear

[@christopherholmes7324]

😆

[@gameoholic1994]

Loretta was pissed at Quagmire for perving on Lois in the bathroom, and yet she’s happy about him reaching into her “cookie jar” for his fish? Maybe Loretta was just jealous.

[@rosajessica7405]

That’s just creepy

[@Angel_dust_ur_local_spider]

👍

[@josephevans42069]

But than she blamed quagmire for her marriage being destroyed and she was mad at him cause Cleveland wouldn’t take her back

[@rosajessica7405]

@@josephevans42069 what is wrong with that woman?

[@aaronkenyon7112]

Bitch is crazy. Cleveland made the wise choice and decided not to take her back

[@sharpayevans8642]

Joe: *begins drowning* Peter: Oh, Natalie Wood. Definitely Natalie Wood.

[@Extinguish_]

Shit had me dead

[@Heisenheimer.]

"You're right Peter, it was Natalie Wood"

[@RaffeSan]

“Ah, gay” 😂

[@Lucky_deniz_scpTuber]

yes Peter the answer was Natalie wood 😩👌🏽

[@HippyHouse]

Damn Loretta and Cleveland are just Will and Jada!

[@no-thanks]

They don’t look the same.

[@HippyHouse]

@@no-thanks over your head?

[@no-thanks]

@@HippyHouse Not even, Sherlock. The comparison fell flat. Try again.

[@HippyHouse]

@@no-thanks ive found the only Jada supporter! lol wild

[@danramone9836]

@@no-thankshow did the joke go over your big ass head lol

[@SpinelessJohn]

I remember when Loretta was a character

[@fidelgarcia2224]

Didn't she die?

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

@@fidelgarcia2224 yeah she died in the Cleveland show

[@torianholt2752]

@@AHappyBlackGuy Cleveland says her mamma still smells.

[@disastrouspeak6665]

lmao

[@Stitchpuppy01]

I remember when Bonnie was pregnant.

[@XtremeConditions]

"For a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass." LMAO what the f***.

[@jonbradley4044]

In this episode: Joe fall in the water and is in critical danger because he can't swim. In later episodes: Joe has super human strength and saves multiple other characters from drowning at once.

[@IvanTube0]

the jackass episode is proof

[@werdnax4981]

because joe learns from his mistakes

[@Ambipie]

You can swim with your top half or stumps. He was probably overwhelmed by his own weight. You don't always react well to falling.

[@jeediginjal6505]

He's doing a impersonation

[@qesitah_mandala7125]

He was impersonating Natalie wood.

[@bubbachubba3600]

My favorite part is when the jokes are funny and they don’t have to explain the joke

[@westside1158]

Quagmire reaction is priceless 😂

[@fedayn1838]

Haha

[@djdonmediagroup3340]

9:03 don't see them look that genuinely happy together often

[@JonSmith-oy4bi]

Peter really said, “Ah gay.”

[@JasonLee1653]

I like how Brian barks when Peter says “bobcat”

[@josukefrthistime]

Peter couldn't understand Brian, that's why. He barked out "Loretta is screaming, I think she's in trouble."

[@digitdude1375]

Story time: When I was young (don’t remember age) it was a late night and I was looking for a kids show with my mom and we saw this exact episode, at first I thought it was a cartoon, as a kid duh, but when the quagmire scene happened, my mom shut the TV off and I asked her why, she never answered

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

"I thought it was a cartoon" It is a cartoon. You meant to say you thought it was a KIDS cartoon which it i'snt. Funny story though bro.

[@digitdude1375]

@@MadMax-ii8gq this is a year old, you didn’t have to waste your time with the correction

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

@@digitdude1375 You didn't have to waste your time responding to my correction but here we are.

[@CFSF69]

@@MadMax-ii8gq Get a room you two.

[@fidelgarcia2224]

@@digitdude1375 did you ever find out why she did it?

[@danield982]

That moaning from Loretta tho, demonic loln🤣

[@j-rodthelibrarykid1166]

2:13 wholesome monologue

[@escape_to_entertain]

2:15 guy behind peter looks like Cleveland 😂 but gray hair

[@chrisneilsen8411]

He does Cleveland from the future

[@escape_to_entertain]

@@chrisneilsen8411 yeah. And that old man have lil diff kind of mustache 😂

[@therealcharles9503]

Ayo that's racist :trollface:

[@bandoking6133]

@@therealcharles9503 I said the same thing and I’m black goofy

[@agentwolf69420]

Cleveland's twin but he gets older xD

[@dooder6755]

2:10 Cleveland browns great grandpa

[@estebandominguez141]

Hahahaha you're right

[@TakaruH]

bro when he said ily to loretta my heart broke

[@mesmereyesthesimpleminded9607]

"I did gigooggity that girl. I gishmoygittied her gaflayvity with my googus." XD

[@sparky111000]

5:53 they all just chilling 😂

[@MoebiusChungus]

The jokes, the characterization, the story. Everything flowed so well during the early seasons. Still good nowadays but back then they really had an entertainment engaging story along with jokes

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

And they do today.

[@nese1]

@@To-New-Beginnings. They dont

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@nese1 they do but I guess you haven't seen it. Lol

[@nese1]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Just because you like something that I think is absolutely rubbish doesn't mean I haven't watched it.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@nese1 and just because I and th,e majority like FG doesn't mean its "Rubbish" lol

[@Third7Plays]

“Ya gonna have to reach into the cookie jar” I kinda love Loretta. Her cheating was wrong but yes Anyway Cleveland got another wife so it doesn’t matter

[@annamars4079]

Nowadays it would be Bonnie throwing him overboard and not asking for help lol

[@ray2dasherthedragon336]

They need to do more of the IRAQ LOBSTER

[@biggdaylon2]

3:10 y’all see stewie’s shoes appear out of nowhere? 😂

[@sonickingjames9228]

Yeah his shoes 😂

[@christinam9435]

That brief moment after Brian barks so Peter I'll stop being annoying and looks ashamed.

[@signaltoground9159]

godzilla had a stroke while reading this and ******* died

[@christinam9435]

@@signaltoground9159 hahahaha. Good, never liked Godzilla, the grumpy shouty thing. When typing my phone changed "will" to "I'll". My comment refers to 5:09 in the clip :)

[@stormstargd247]

7:54 - 8:23 Why is the part where Peter tells Cleveland about Loretta’s affair seem like the funniest part to me? Lmao

[@bromanworldz2569]

This will always be my favorite Family Guy episode. Everything about it was so fvcking hilarious.

[@allysanchez5630]

Loretta was right about one thing though. What kind of husband apologizes to his wife after cheating on him?

[@leavemealone802]

Damn, I forgot how adult Stewie acted and how Brain was like, you know, better

[@thehiddenone8892]

I like how they foreshadow Quagmire and Loretta’s affair in this episode

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

This is literally the episode it happens 🗿

[@jeanettefelix3835]

Peter:"ah gay!"

[@everything5066]

Back when Bonnie didn't want Joe dead

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Yawn. Come on be original. Lol

[@cherrydonut9879]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Cough

[@cherrydonut9879]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Sneeze

[@cherrydonut9879]

@@To-New-Beginnings. Burp

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@cherrydonut9879 reason. Lol

[@spookz_nyeyt2585]

May God bless you guys

[@qesitah_mandala7125]

3:44 only a couple of Oreos gone, imma take the rest home to the cats 😂

[@mludj3631]

Back when Peter and Brian were friends

[@jefferyjr.939]

They still are

[@friendlystonepeople]

That Rock Lobster song gets me every time.

[@AnarchistPoop]

Cleveland is such a sweetheart, man

[@ManBananaCat]

1:50 aww gay XD

[@amvsandedms4806]

The song was one of the best songs I've ever heard...

[@forteOG]

1:16 LMFAOOO they really all just named anyone in a wheelchair

[@jayydel]

I fucking lost it and couldn't breathe when peter tried to give man cpr

[@AverageHandle_]

5:00 I like this part of the video (the sequence)

[@samgunz1]

Why'd they make lois and bonnie so attractive and Loretta so... blah 😂

[@PlatanoTuSabe]

Lol cause the creator aint attracted to black women probably 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@rainydays6675]

Fr

[@Rio-pd5bw]

Donna's attractive

[@samgunz1]

@@Rio-pd5bw yes.. they finally did him justice lol

[@philliplam2704]

yea she trash trash ew

[@crackle6875]

This is one of several reasons why you practice treading water with just your arms, doggy paddling with just your arms etc.

[@nicoletravis8702]

Am i the only one that misses Loretta?

[@wonderlady5835]

4:45 The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one

[@abelhabteab8888]

Remember when the joke was to have stewie be the only menace to society?

[@kakdjfkdjdbf6594]

Peters song was everything 🥰🥰

[@mr.authentic2505]

Give another 10years the jokes will still hits hard

[@ayskeabennett1673]

I’m so happy Loretta got canceled

[@thecargeek7090]

5:06 ruff ruff ruff 😂😂😂

[@josukefrthistime]

Loretta's in trouble? Come on, boy!

[@masoncage8602]

1:53 XD

[@Ambipie]

He loves her, that's the problem. He can't fix someone else's screw up.

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

To recap: Loretta cheated on Cleveland and in response to Cleveland's apology, Loretta kicked Cleveland out. This, my friends, is the state of the world. Thank you, simps.

[@Ambipie]

That's why he couldn't stay mad at Quagmire. Because Loretta instigated. Quagmire probably meant to tell Cleveland, since he was the one who hesitated with the fish thing

[@nocapent8878]

Facts simps caused the shift

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

@@Ambipie wow. Until I read your comment, all these years, I had never even considered the possibility of Cleveland being mad at Quagmire. Why would he ever, ever be mad at Quagmire? He's not married to Quagmire. Even if Quagmire was trying to fu€k Loretta, Loretta is Cleveland's wife. Loretta is the only one who owes Cleveland anything. She swore to him and God at a church. She made promises to Cleveland, not Quagmire.

[@mdrussellmash]

Yeah, and then later in the episode, Cleveland tells Loretta that he deserves better than her and that he’s getting a divorce.

[@youtheman1367]

Chill out.

[@wristwart4133]

Peter: Kick Joe kick Lois: Peter he can’t swim he’s paraplegic Peter: that doesn’t mean he can’t hear

[@Mysteriousbard420]

Quagmire couldn't even process the open invitation

[@xZippy]

Back when Bonnie was pregnant for years and years because... logic.

[@goofybutserious4807]

Quagmire wants that "ow" treatment 😏

[@lukasoleroth5157]

1:52 my favourite family guy line of all time

[@jeffreyrivera9895]

Im dead 😂

[@michaelcameron2166]

meg thought screwing Brian was repulsive, then wanted to do it eventually. Quagmire thought screwing meg was repulsive, but wanted to eventually. Some nice character development

[@MORGUEMAW]

okay but in older episodes were the only times Bonnie actually cared for Joe. Now she's just a cliché "im dating a disabled guy so i cheat all the time" character. I really love seeing when Bonnie actually cares for Joe.

[@Mistressofthelostones]

Me to lol

[@albertbolivarwashere3044]

"HAH I KNEW IT! LOOK EVERYBODY LOOK! LOOK! SHES A FRAUUUDD"

[@jessegarduque6442]

Damn I was too young to understand the natalie wood joke but now ik and I'm fucking rolling 1:32

[@jessegarduque6442]

@@Knock-Knock-Whos-There539 Natalie wood drowned a long time ago i can explain it but I'd be easier for u too watch a vid about it

[@nicotorres5965]

TBH, how annoying is that Loretta cheats on Cleveland and yet she is mad at him too.

[@enki0047]

Seth MacFarlane is a genius!

[@michaelterkildsen7964]

quagmire and Loretta 😭😭😭

[@haydendraycott7897]

So Quagmire's willing to do Loretta but not Angela?? Damn...

[@SmurfySmurf12345]

Ikr?

[@tylerp3327]

He’s down with the swirl

[@Mistressofthelostones]

Indecisive I guess

[@lizardwave]

0:56 hey quadmaya

[@skymaster256]

0:35 what are the chances

[@gruntgamer4204]

9:20 rock lobster has good guitar rhythm.

[@collinsmeica1581]

"It doesn't mean he can't hear" 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@MiMi-Elona]

Sir... Sir... Sir... Sir... Sir...

[@SuperDupTNT]

Family guy is home to the best medical scene of all time 3:51

[@gswxdylan]

1:18 "Stephen Hawking"😭😭

[@tziondudley]

ROCK LOBSTER !!!

[@thecargeek7090]

4:45 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cheesebiscuit1493]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Peter A RoCK lOBsTEr

[@Ambipie]

Peter: that's gay Goes on to be a part of like five gay jokes

[@lucasperez3917]

This remind me of the serious cases Will Smith and Jada Smith

[@samschmit7181]

Is this episode available in HD anywhere?

[@kk_2163]

Brian is like MORDECAI

[@Hauxsho]

1:22 Richard petty 💀 bruhhh 😂😂

[@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296]

Hahahaha geil, der Fettsack mit der Kapitänsmütze! Zu geil!

[@Aayan1112]

No joke, this sounds dope 9:41

[@be2402]

Fr i wish i knew the song's name

[@Aayan1112]

@@be2402 the real song is called “rock lobster” i Think

[@PoorDog69]

0:57 the size of his eyes got so big after the surprise ;3

[@ttcwally6843]

Underrated szn of family guy

[@imagine778]

Omg never give Peter CPR cards.🤣

[@mrparasaur6012]

I was your first subscriber

[@maxeatsbugs]

honestly i prefer quagmire in the earlier seasons a lot more

[@kyleschwartz2501]

OH NATALIE WOOD DEFINITELY NATALIE WOOD! 🤣

[@agentwolf69420]

Peter: "I dont want to talk about this" (Talks about Superman)

[@AbbeyWagner4547]

1:02 whyyyyyyyyyyy Loretta 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@AbbeyWagner4547]

LOL 😆

[@adog828]

*AH GAY*

[@Soba_Official10]

Loretta is stupid to cheat on a man like Cleveland even if it is a cartoon sheesh

[@nateisdabest]

Bonnie saying Richard Petty lol

[@NocturnalCoder]

bonnie at least cares here xD