Riff Raff Freestyles on

[@austinjones9171]

“We at a Chinese buffet eating on a Monday. Its a Tuesday” man just shattered the space-time continuum with these bars

[@Thehungertaker]

It actually was a Saturday, but that don't matter anyway.

[@bocheli9]

😂😂😂 Across the Riffraffverse

[@khathn4200]

I bang genuine, no homo , I’m talkin bout in my trunk 😂

[@triilowrld]

@@Thehungertaker🤣

[@iamtheteapot7405]

​@@ThehungertakerEating at a Ruby Tuesday, on a Saturday but it felt like a Monday.😂

[@tommymontana6143]

Bro every time you think he lost the beat he come outta no where and found a word to rhyme 🙏

[@garrettmiller4363]

Yo what song is this? I feel like it’s scrappy but I can’t remember

[@_NotThatMikeMyers]

@@garrettmiller4363 Don’t Make by 8ball & MJG

[@BobbyBoushayy]

​@@garrettmiller4363don't make me 8 ball mjg

[@grayslade1990]

​@_NotThatMikeMyers thank you... I used 2 have it awhile back but couldn't remember the name or lyrics 2 it.... I thought it was u don't want drama til I looked that up n realized it wasn't.

[@screwheadtx3658]

@@garrettmiller4363 dont make me 8ball mjg

[@Ty.Watson]

The fact that they’re dying laughing and he’s keeping his composure while spittin a genuine freestyle is top tier concentration

[@Spittagotti]

It’s a H town thing‼️😂

[@walter2695]

@@Spittagotti for sure!🤣 when i see people driving those big ass cars with the rims that poke out like 3 feet and they are swanging all over the street and they dont kill anyone thats master concentration its awesome H TOWN BABY.

[@Spittagotti]

@@walter2695 lol for sure, straight boss hoggin lanes down here‼️

[@VLE-Grimace]

@@Spittagottinah it’s a comedian thing, Riff Raff is a master troll lmao he plays his character so well bro

[@eduardoaguirre8187]

That boy ass 😂

[@PsychExperience]

Growing up is realizing this freestyle is actually fire because of the spontaneity and the energy.

[@iamtheteapot7405]

And it's actually off the top.

[@getemdetric60]

Lol I knew it was fye when I heard it . Dis one of dem hotboxin da car freestyles

[@lukemccormick77]

And the comedy. This is art but it’s also the funniest rap I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@eduardoaguirre8187]

Shits ass

[@BigRoss5150Gaming]

Facts tho

[@ryanramirez7733]

“Coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket” is one of the greatest lines ever 🔥

[@moehammondmedia]

Ever!

[@OJ-1Kenobi]

The greatest line ever 😂😂😂

[@JDOE1331]

Marijuana in my sock

[@bhamboo7507]

Nah bro it’s “you talking about, o I’m onna game mf you on yo knees”😂😂

[@The_Love_Doctor_Sean]

"They found Mary J in my Socks" LOL

[@cashgardner6883]

He could’ve played for so many teams, didn’t graduate but also graduated at the same time. Legend

[@patsnation3221]

Cash Gardner 😂😂😂👌🏽

[@shrimpboogaloo3796]

Bars

[@460FordBronco79]

On a Monday when it’s Tuesday

[@ajlecs7932]

he ate on a monday at a chinese buffet but it was also a tuesday at ruby tuesday at the same time 🔥

[@thekadegang6098]

Mans got more knowledge then are parents combined doe too. Respect💯🔥

[@ray2coldd23]

“Older than the moon + da sun” greatest bar ever in history😭😭😭

[@JonnyHalfton]

like when chief keef said “i’m the fuckin president in the sun like obama”

[@Krackedskul]

​@@JonnyHalftonbro what does that mean 😭😭

[@billballinger5622]

@@JonnyHalfton nah nah nah it goes like "I'm the fawkin president, in the sun! (like Obama! yeah)

[@dannyshacklebolt2461]

​@@billballinger5622bro acting like that clears things up 😭😭😭

[@kamilareeder1493]

"But they found crack in my jacket, they found Marijuana in my socks" 😂😂

[@kylejohnson4615]

Nothing brings me more joy than coming back to this video once every couple years

[@tmoney0212]

same 😂 just did it

[@revinot]

After so many years this dude is till older than the moon + the sun🤣

[@JAVIER-cd8mr]

Riff Raff could’ve been the best athlete in the world if it wasn’t for that damn crack in his jacket.

[@eyosyastebeje9555]

And Marijuana in his socks

[@JAVIER-cd8mr]

Eyosyas Tebeje ....true true

[@eyosyastebeje9555]

@@JAVIER-cd8mr 😂

[@Kenjiiscool]

@@eyosyastebeje9555 At least his diamonds gonna glisten so hes gonna go fishing

[@Max_Le_Groom]

"Shoulda hid it in My glasses."

[@alexmathewmendoza]

To this day this freestyle is a gem, it’s so disjointed and unorthodox. His flow is almost hanging off the beat but he still manages to hold on.

[@yungrinoo]

Literally a perfect description! His flow was literally just hanging on

[@matteo7241]

@Bubba Saget low key makes it better 😂

[@MrLAdodgeHER]

Agreed

[@rellrell1377]

@Bubba Saget 😂😂 on God bro mf ass

[@sydbrown310]

This lowkey ties into that first comment about him being a Four Loko in human form., Because his flow is exactly like being so drunk that you're just barely able to walk properly and your friends can just barely understand you

[@Skip01]

People really acting like this ain't the best off the dome freestyle ever.

[@asheodrane8133]

Lol

[@garrisonsavage2323]

Skip01 for sure not the best but underrated most definitely

[@asheodrane8133]

Garrison Savage just funny

[@HicktownHero3030]

It's in its own category.

[@orenthiadillard8993]

Word is born! This has to go down in Hip-Hop History. Pure comedic improve rhythmic stream-of-consciousness spoken brilliance.

[@herpallday1284]

If sway didn’t reach out for daps that first bar wouldn’t have even been handshakes and hugs. Absolutely the realest freestyle of all time.

[@julydays4194]

Yea I thought it could be the same about the "take your fatass to sleep" part 😂

[@notgoak4347]

Ts shit killin me i watched this a million time nd ian see tht 🤣🤣

[@MrSh4des]

Rhyming it with pancakes and drugs lmao

[@a.v.julian9917]

"I coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket" BARS!!!

[@smartguy7220]

He had a couple of bars throughout this freestyle. If he really tried and gave it some effort he would’ve killed it

[@spaceplateau]

@@smartguy7220 he did kill it lol

[@daleteachout2629]

😭😭😭

[@tiaramoore5349]

Found marijuana in my sock🤣🤣🤣😂

[@misterjoey3384]

I lost it

[@08bourquem]

This freestyle changed my life

[@kinghag3809]

honestly

[@mattproffitt3914]

Goddamn... GENIUS

[@Dolph-Face]

Same, that’s when I knew I had to ball across the seven seas.

[@adamsmith5913]

Lol like Wilson

[@Dolph-Face]

JADAEMONIQUES SHOOTA you set your alarm to start hating

[@luckyMrrpProduction]

One of the last off-top freestyles. This is an artifact

[@MrShragg]

Eating on a Monday - it’s a Tuesday

[@user-uu6gz2cs8y]

@@MrShragg Make it feel like Ruby Tuesdays

[@wm_9640]

@@user-uu6gz2cs8y but it’s a Saturday but it don’t matter anyway

[@saltybrackishfresh]

@@wm_9640 I come thru w diamonds and sapphires on my chest and figure I was kin to Ken Griffey Jr!!!!

[@khiraqq]

@@saltybrackishfresh ​i come thru, i played down south.. oklahoma sooner

[@SuckahK205]

"Mark cuban said mane you gonna have to box one of ther players cus they gone have to take your position diamonds gone glezzlin"😂😂😂

[@PK-vf8ht]

😂😂

[@joellongares1320]

Let’s go fishinnnn

[@andresmoreno45]

Woodwheel twisting

[@30mgOxy]

Glisten*

[@gnikthenobody]

That shit hard bro fuck that lol

[@boosiestojakovic7295]

When he said “let’s just go fishin” I absolutely lost it 🤣

[@beenjamminbuttons7771]

he said “sign on the back says ‘let’s just go fishing’” cause the previous line was ‘wood wheel twisting. he’s talking about a car. genius

[@toastedcheerios]

@@beenjamminbuttons7771 nah he said "let's go fishing" cuz he's from Houston and Htown rapper Lil Flip we blow endo freestyle is a classic around here and Lets go fishing is a famous line in that freestyle

[@beenjamminbuttons7771]

Jay C after fact checking your response, I discovered that you are in fact correct. I applaud your knowledge of Houston culture and I thank you for schooling me up. also, this just adds to the depth of Raff’s bars

[@DjBriteLite]

@@toastedcheerios you are a 3rd coast native with that knowledge 💯

[@garywalker3701]

That's a lil flip line

[@Ao1dev]

“Jumping out the candy coated grim reaper jeep” 🔥 still coming to this video 10years later

[@Warmwinterz]

Same

[@oftengone]

Fr fire

[@lovelore]

Aged like fine wine

[@PSLViews]

"I put you sleep"

[@NoLurp]

It’s even funnier that he used to do candy paint jobs as well 😂

[@NBAkingsfan10]

This man coulda played any position for any team at any time in sports history!

[@Getmoneymarc448]

If only it was t for that damn crack in his jacket

[@gettinwast3d]

@@Getmoneymarc448and that damn marijuana in his socks

[@strikercurry339]

😂😂😂

[@iDogSatScoobyDoo]

Facts

[@BigZ52]

​@@gettinwast3dHe woulda had to box someone tho 😂 them boys big af 😂😂

[@iaminedible2245]

“Jumpin out the candy coated grim reaper jeep” is unbelievable

[@michaeldavis9693]

It’s such a Riff Raff line too

[@copaxan]

Shit actually hard😭😭

[@atlien5935]

Diabolical

[@HazmatCrowl54454]

That line has lived in my head rent free, for decades….

[@lacost9]

One of the best ever said

[@LionZionOfficial]

I've watched this easily over 30 times.

[@maleman6029]

Ide like to see Bronson go sober and then see what he sounds like

[@anthonymiller6937]

Sorry your life is so sad

[@iamthefuss934]

LionZion I’m at like about the same mayne lol hold up

[@Abcd-sl1mf]

Rookie numbers tbh

[@venomtang]

Word

[@lexingtonaluminum4863]

Riff Raff : I graduated never Also Riff Raff : I graduated in 1991

[@kcaldridge5928]

Alexander the great don't forget about "99" 😂😂😂

[@sergegutierrez3019]

He graduated with different degrees.

[@latinbroly]

Dont forget the solar system

[@jasongallozo9149]

Riff raff again: I got more knowledge than both of your parents combined I graduated never

[@jasoncarson1043]

@@BananaJuicce let that sink in

[@cheyann0818]

"I graduated in '91 damn that motherfucka older then the moon plus the sun" 😂🔥

[@uriyal5239]

😂😂😂u got that part lol hey BTW

[@teamdarkskin3351]

Bruh 😂😂

[@tavionchisholm9461]

Cute

[@atzenvsdude]

Chey-Ann Gray xDDDDDDDDDDD

[@tenrotv10x88]

In sayin bruh!!!

[@gavinbelknap5134]

“I ain’t trippin you know I ain’t never trippin” I say this so much in my daily life

[@theguy025674]

Glad I’m not the only one

[@cavetr0ll]

Riff Raff is essentially a 4 Loko in human form.

[@Bl913]

Has he evolved into White Claw yet?

[@tlevy2006]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@BUDGETBALLER]

funny you should say that cus he was in a rap group named the three loco

[@okami3271]

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@plalyst123]

Your comment made me cry! 😂😂😂

[@xxxsnipez]

To this day “diamonds gon glisten let’s just go fishin” is one of my most used sayings

[@asafoetidajones8181]

I'm not allowed to go fishing. Or Michigan, incidentally. And I have to ask my wife for permission.

[@cwalkhomie1454]

Fun fact, that line is from Lil Flip's "Da Freestyle King." Riff Raff loves that Houston rap flow

[@roccopennino8090]

Cold asf😂

[@timekiller6163]

​@@cwalkhomie1454You think he loves Houston flow? I mean he's only FROM HOUSTON!

[@jakepalmer8201]

I come back to this freestyle often for creative osmosis. He just literally DOES this. No waffling. No stuttering. No forethought. Really this is incredible.

[@djd6a]

Check out the Tim Westwood Rae Sremmurd one-another similar one

[@TuroSivirian]

A lil bit of stuttering but always ends the bar on beat which is the coldest part 😅

[@rickyjimenez0x]

That’s because Riff don’t care he’s himself

[@sqaure4175]

Look up Life MC 10 minutes of madness. He's from a group called Phi Life Cypher, and the ABSOLUTE must listens are Herbaholics, and The Shining. Also they did songs with the Gorillaz

[@Squirtlenuggetz]

No *pancaking and drugging

[@theghoulboyofficial]

i was 15 when i first heard "i eat fried gristle and bacon with eggs...and TOAST", ten years later and i can still hear those words echoing through my mind

[@HunterBlackheart]

Fried Gristle is crazy

[@ysdmu7858]

The fact that he did the whole freestyle with his arms crossed has to be the hardest shit ever lol .

[@josephbellamy3659]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ByJoshKrause]

Nah fr

[@jamestbmt9621]

Major cringe bro

[@DIKEFOSSUM]

@@jamestbmt9621 cap

[@Andrew-dd3yt]

@@jamestbmt9621 cap

[@thenewdoctorvinscool]

At least we all can be sure that riff raff's freestyles are truly off the top of the dome

[@Jakarii]

im so weak xD

[@marlonromero4181]

hell yeah,riff Raff got bars for dayz wen he freestyles its just the passion in those bars tht r jus so beautiful

[@marlonromero4181]

"hand shakes and hugs,u gonna meet me outside u gonna see me with pancakes and drugs"the meaning behind tht is so deep,but for some reason many people don't understand riff raffs words

[@Rex13lackWolf]

I was feelin some of those bars. No lie

[@mattmaccay8457]

Y'all tryna take riff raff serious he don't give two fucks how bad he is he do what he love mad props lol

[@yeezus292]

Imagine how many teams Riff Raff couldve played for

[@hisroyalhighness8566]

He was born in the league

[@anthonypaden7687]

Best comment here

[@VitorHugo-bc5rm]

He could've played for Washington Redskins, Phoenix Suns, at overseas, Oklahoma Sooners, and Dallas Mavericks Damn, that's what I call a super athlete

[@noch21Gramm]

all of them.

[@noch21Gramm]

at the same time.

[@egyptianpiffin]

"and TOAST" prolly my fav part of this whole thing

[@Chris-st9mm]

I knew I wasn't the only one

[@jsd4544]

Damn that mothafucka there he ball the MOST

[@NKM666]

''but they found crack in my jacket'' still gets me after 10 years

[@frndawggg3799]

I come back every couple years just for that line lol

[@thalegendx4559]

“Handshakes and hugs you wanna see me outside wit pancakes and drugs?”🤣🤣

[@HingleBerry420]

"Take yo fatass to sleep" lmao

[@nawfr223]

Man what I lost my shit wen that man said that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@damiens4200]

that's me all day mane

[@sydbrown310]

Take yo fat ass to sleep

[@shannonmesenbrink3745]

@@nawfr223 literally the first line 😂

[@internetexplorer1593]

Imagine being so insecure you can’t admit this is hilarious, thoroughly entertaining, and impressive.

[@notabadword4026]

Entertaining yes, impressive no.

[@Maestro-gh2ei]

@@notabadword4026 you can do better?

[@Maestro-gh2ei]

@@user-lw6gg2oh2sbro big l and riff raff aint the same typa music but they both greats cmon now

[@Maestro-gh2ei]

@@user-lw6gg2oh2s lol word that's all im sayin bro nobody in their right mind would legitimately put riff raff in the same sentence as someone like big L but he funny shit charming

[@nodnoc]

I love how Internet Explorer comments on this video a whole 9 years later 😂

[@issaSeeK]

"Sign on the back let's just go fishing" a real lyrical genius

[@mikesmith1442]

I don’t see anyone talkin bout the fact my mans said “I blaze a pound I let my top down I coulda played for Washington redskins 6 points for a touchdown”

[@brianstone3722]

Best line of the whole freestyle for real 😃

[@adub92199]

That was a fuckin bar

[@hitthelotto3699]

🔥🔥🔥🙌🏻😭

[@adrianmedina3582]

What a legend

[@dustinherman3860]

That really was a fucking bar lol

[@anthonywiersma2556]

“Man let’s just go fishin” is the greatest mic drop EVER

[@Warmwinterz]

Stolen from lil flip

[@realheel5722]

One day this will be universally recognized as the greatest off the top freestyle of all time and be handed down orally from generation to generation until the end of days.

[@uchusky08]

correct

[@ChewChewbeats]

I think it’s happening

[@stankboxers]

it was a legit off the dome freestyle tho, gotta respect it

[@Kpeg9]

That and the fact he was legit having fun lol

[@coldcut4751]

Kenny McCormick why u had to bring race into it doe? coulda just said he realer den most today rappers but you had to go and add race

[@coldcut4751]

Kenny McCormick i mean his music is very very ass, he funny but his music trash asf

[@tyronegetts5824]

@@h2jkfvhdhnenrjf Aye cuh raciest af les see u do better g

[@tyronegetts5824]

@@h2jkfvhdhnenrjf Know yo shit cuh befo you speak

[@xwfxstormgaming6287]

This is actually impressive he managed to freestyle off the dome and make it hilarious 😂

[@BruceTopherWayne]

I respect this more than 99.99% of freestyles since it’s actually a freestyle

[@slugie7934]

true

[@iaintookthatbb6599]

EXACTLY!

[@ninjaboy191]

This was the most raw, genuine freestyles ever

[@2cuptommy338]

Coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket. Hahaa

[@FIatlineProductions]

Lol' and marijuana in my socks

[@nast8219]

What's next? Weed in my hat?

[@quintonsanders9694]

He got that line from AD SwishaHouse artist

[@jshonsmith3399]

I'm your 1k like

[@paullara11]

@@quintonsanders9694 which one?

[@DMsubble]

idgaf what you say this shit killed me. "everybody say damn he ball the most. he ball from coast to coast, he ball cross the seven seas. you talkin bout "oh im in a gang" mofucka you on your damn knees cause you gay." RIP done.

[@mralldayiskate100]

Yea that killed me too!

[@weilzudope]

so funny its ridiculous

[@walbizures9002]

LMFAO😂 I lost my shit...

[@DeceptseaN]

r0flc0pterl0l "i pull up sittin' sideways with sway, we at a chinese buffet, eatin on a monday, it's a tuesday- make ya feel like it's damn ruby tuesday, but it's saturday, but it don't even matter anyway"

[@SwantonSexBomb]

r0flc0pterl0l That bit was vicious.

[@jasonjasonson9154]

This dude coulda played for like 5 teams lmao

[@ikkemikkel2232]

+jason jasonson but they found crack in his jacket

[@jasonjasonson9154]

Mikkel Lykke Mortensen he shoulda boxed one of the players

[@ikkemikkel2232]

+jason jasonson or just went fishing

[@jasonjasonson9154]

Mikkel Lykke Mortensen I would go fishing with him, but he popped trunk on my sister

[@TheFlopychicken]

+jason jasonson I'm dead

[@johnnygoddamn1456]

Diamonds gon glisten wood wheel twistin sign on the back “let’s just go fishin” Tooo clean with it

[@johnnygoddamn1456]

Yess like off the dome is crazy

[@TimeMonitoring]

Riffs a Tekken character you can't unlock. Purely honorary

[@PicksForU]

Check this pls kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2mUfpltnrl8frs

[@AngelHxze]

Lmfaaaaoooo

[@dredvax]

Nah

[@guddaluv2006]

dayaum the mf older then the mfn moon + the 🌞!!!

[@SadDreamz]

😭😭 this freestyle really GOIN DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE TRUEST WORDS A RAPPER HAS EVER SPAT

[@antonio.vivant]

𝗡𝗼 𝗕𝗦.

[@brandonsurreyguy]

The part where he said he is older than the moon and the sun that had me rolling

[@Turtleburtle44]

Had homegirl gaspin

[@rylanrobinson8487]

@@Turtleburtle44fr bih was 💀

[@amanirobinson2861]

Most of these rappers have pre saved bars for situations like this. Hella refreshing to hear a straight off the top

[@abyss5883]

thats the power of coke right dere

[@stankenton3735]

Pancakes and drugs.

[@mindofjavier7696]

The whole time he’s like at the brink of choking but never does, he jus keep going n going, this is another level of rapping right here

[@ceasefire4523]

When his arms folded you know the bars gon be fire

[@nick81885]

That Ken Griffey Jr bar goes so hard and comes out of NOWHERE

[@InsaneGilligan]

Mark cuban said he'd gone have to box wunna these playas

[@essential_listening]

I swear that bar is way too hard and completely exceptional compared to every surrounding line 🤣

[@mekalferrell980]

Aye nah on god lmao

[@brandonsurreyguy]

The part where he said older than the moon and the sun was crazy

[@avatarmiyo1711]

Snapped outta nowhere 😂

[@joeyyalexxhill]

"I'm hopping out the candy-coated Grim Reaper jeep" bruh 😂😂😂

[@proreframe6057]

lmfaooo shit had me crying

[@triplecityace]

😂😭😭😂

[@rashadtucker659]

🚨🔥🙏🏾

[@rashadtucker659]

The Boy he hopped a a mean ass jeep, all black

[@torachan23]

How can a black truck be candy coated? Lol 😆

[@BigBeefNCheddar]

“I come through with diamonds and sapphires across my chest figured I was kin to Ken Griffey Jr.” Insane bar completely out of nowhere!

[@lucasreutebuch]

You caught that too? 😂

[@olafoos9623]

Mark Cuban said ""..meehnn you gon have to box one of these players" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@rossmontoya9350]

Favorite line He said that shit soooooo effortlessly.

[@davidfrestar1511]

Cuz they gone take your position diamonds gone glisten

[@maxo7908]

@DVN got the sign on the back uh let's just go fishing

[@garysanders2008]

diamonds gonna blisten 😂😂😂

[@PontFlair]

The gag order protects the Dallas Mavs players who were dealt w/ by Riff Raff

[@joeman840]

If you really break this down, it's incredible. You can tell he's straight up thinking each line at a time

[@prodbyxanderr]

Nah fr tho😂 best freestyle

[@avisInterude]

Ongggg

[@FlanRoBoThEaD]

THAT'S FREESTYLING 😆 tha's what's crazy to me, rappers will rap their whole songs and people will be like "he killed that freestyle" like what????

[@lovelore]

@@FlanRoBoThEaD yeah like the flatbush zombies freestyle yuck that made me cringe

[@GT4Shorts]

Hellllll yeah mannn

[@rossfregia6922]

this guy instantly makes my day better

[@Brancock01]

HOW TF IS HE SO OFF BEAT BUT NEVER FALLS OFF THE BEAT😭😭

[@sedthefitnesstrainer]

Texas swag 😅

[@JTonJTonHenny-gq4vv]

Thats how we do in Texas 😂😭😂😭

[@twenty4242]

he dangling off the edge the whole time 😂😂

[@buzztrucker]

It's a southern drawl bar spittin' style. He comes off a bit but catches up and somehow it comes out just fine and on beat.

[@D-Paramountcy]

Who else back for their daily view?

[@fakeplastic31]

I'm with you man, this shit is classic. Cracks me up every time.

[@locust1536]

me!! watched this literally 10 times. cant get enough

[@kjbluemamba]

LoudLexus 5 fingers of death freestyle

[@auburnboi09]

Aye 😂

[@mattproffitt3914]

He's a goddamn genius that's made MILLIONS acting a fool.

[@dw5760853]

one of the funniest freestyles of all time

[@Psycomantis1]

The more I listen to this, the more I begin to love it

[@lexboogie85]

me too haha

[@lexboogie85]

me too haha

[@SwantonSexBomb]

+Psyco Mantis That is Riff's greatest attribute.

[@Freshlygrazed]

I'm actually physically crying... hahhahhahaa ... I dead....

[@slappytheclown4]

Probably the funniest freestyle I've ever heard, holy shit I was dying during the whole thing. "I coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket" greatest bar of all time.

[@myname6473]

"we at a chinese buffet on a monday but its a tuesday. make it feel like ruby tuesday but its saturday" LMFAO BRUH 😂💀

[@smellyfish36]

dont even matter anyway

[@jaylasimmons2344]

😂😂😂

[@jaylasimmons2344]

that didn’t make sense what so ever😂😂😂

[@ProtaJ]

MY SIDE HURTING🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wxckin2060]

My Name im crying😂

[@CrisCozy]

Congrats on a actual freestyle off the head

[@JustDoYou33]

Cris Cozy yes sir salute for the comment

[@nilpatel7088]

so because he sucks at freestyling he is legit makes sense maybe he just sucks lmao

[@JohnSmith-qx6kx]

@@nilpatel7088 Where's your freestyle video?

[@JohnSmith-qx6kx]

@@nilpatel7088 Hatin ass nobody lmao

[@gee_ruiz]

🔥

[@bigpermization]

This might be the most positive comment thread I've ever seen on a video on youtube. Amazing.

[@btran3206]

Like everyone else, I come back every so often to watch this gem. I always watch it at least 5 times in a row and still crack the fuck up Everytime. Straight 🔥 🔥

[@bryceevans331]

You can always come back to this shit and it still makes you happy

[@yungrinoo]

I know! Watching this makes my heart warm

[@jakepalmer8201]

Yo this is actually incredible. Dude just like, decided to say all of that. Honestly this is talent.

[@likeyouknowwhatever2811]

This was freestylin always been. Just a bunch of us being goofy af and rhymin, low key.

[@k2txmes343]

This shit is so fucking funny. Whenever I’m having a bad day , I just come back and watch this. Thank You Riff Raff 😂🔥

[@BigZ52]

Facts . Exactly what I did now lol thanks Riff Raff!

[@geraldfillion4904]

​@@BigZ52me too 😂 god bless Riff Raff for this insane freestyle

[@GameRelated.]

They gave this mf a Doodle bob beat and he walked it Real legend🤣🤣💪

[@rylanrobinson8487]

💯🔥

[@easymoneysicilian2442]

Doodle bop beat is fuckin hilarious 💀😂

[@wonderemporium6094]

This is a legit freestyle. He might have added a few punchlines in there but you could tell he was thinking as he was going. Most people just rap bars on their upcoming album. Big props RR

[@ambrojai2535]

Unlike most of people. You can tell he went with whatever popped off in his head xD

[@darkjb48]

Ambrojai riff raff too legit, purely off the top

[@ZayBeatztm88]

He said candy coated grim reeper jeep

[@rubenrodriguez8878]

StaleCheetos TX represent💯

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

❤❤❤he did good to me

[@36epc]

“I got more knowledge then both of your parents combined” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thesecretrectangle]

He’s probably right tbh

[@maxberg8159]

Than*

[@lucasimmons075]

I mean he is older than the moon plus the sun

[@herniqqaprxf27]

Im DEAD at LOL 🤣😂🤣

[@selevabeats]

Lmaooo

[@diorgasmask]

This freestyle belongs in the Library of Congress.

[@tyronemooselips771]

Handshakes hugs yous want me outside wit pancakes n drugz??

[@sutterbox6947]

I'm in the candy coated grim reaper jeep

[@Revelation_22_13]

I let my top down...could"a played for washington redskins 6 pts for a touchdown

[@todaytodayhaydude]

i might give you a six point dime and this is a carrot this is apparent

[@kcrossover4267]

I Coulda played for the Dallas mavericks but they found coke in my jacket

[@jayp4475]

ctfu

[@thesecretrectangle]

My guy straight up said “Eatin on a Monday, it’s a Tuesday.”

[@dharte213]

But it’s Saturday....

[@roberteichelberger4443]

But don’t really matter anyway

[@RoninNYC]

Diamonds gon Glisten 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Kel336]

💀💀💀💀‼

[@Kel336]

He carried the 1

[@WockAdimi]

Only freestyle that had me weak so props to him

[@GoGetta24781]

+brandon idgaf that one is good too,... "Im so hot, yea I keep that shit heated. Engineer get pissed off and he try to delete it". LOL

[@Alpha1BDaReaLiSeD]

+brandon wolf and he had a candy pumpkin im done

[@chrisr58cr]

Lmao nah look up Omelly freestyle on sway you are gonna be in tears reply back when you see it

[@WockAdimi]

Chris Ramos lmfao he is so garbage

[@xGMOGaming]

“Sign on the back, LETS JUST GO FISHING!!!” 🤣🤠🤠

[@SmaddyT]

"Ugh, handshakes hugs. You want me outside? You wanna see me with pancakes and drugs?" Possibly the best opening to a freestyle EVER!😂😂🔥💯

[@YoureNotReet]

Lmao

[@accountog8613]

He said draws

[@TARPGOD]

@@accountog8613 he clearly said drugs

[@michealbanksjr.3630]

@@accountog8613 you must put the captions cause the caption believe he said draws and drugs even though he said drugs.

[@shufiesz3313]

Take yo fatass to sleep

[@djdyvurse]

You can tell this dude used to listen to old Lil Flip Freestyles… I don’t care what y’all say… this is impressive. The purpose of an MC is to entertain and be charasmatic. He did that.

[@InstrumentalHeaven23]

Especially with the "Lets go fishing" line lol

[@ps4online]

When I’m feeling down. I always come back to this freestyle

[@JNRix1]

me too

[@yusefslim6428]

me as well bruh

[@yaboyvickk5635]

Same

[@yusukeshyne]

Same

[@Jericho.109]

Listen to it twice. I don’t know why, but the second time had me grinning from ear to ear.

[@dohertyz]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS FREESTYLE INTO AN ANIMATION

[@tsfxpre174]

dohertyz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@themoonsshineinc.4460]

Fr

[@JamminStuff]

This is the best idea ever I can already see it

[@deni8584]

on jah

[@ondoinganevildeed5049]

This is insane, I’m super high rn and had this exact thought was thinking is it worth learning to animate to fulfill this legendary freestyle

[@collinogara]

"Could've played for the Dallas Mavericks, but they found crack in my jacket" That line was actually good as hell

[@TheOceaneOpz]

This is the best freestyle I watched on KZbin.

[@nathanmatthews1774]

Mark my words in 50 years we gonna come back and this will be the best freestyle ever. Fun, creative, funny, great flow. Riff is a legend for this

[@vanessaedwards5379]

"We at a Chinese Buffet, eating on a Monday, issa Tuesday" 😤😤🔥🔥🔥

[@RAREGUALLA]

Make you feel like it damn Ruby Tuesdays but it’s Saturday

[@angelowilliams7497]

It don’t matter anyway …

[@deionhercule7097]

@@angelowilliams7497 this part always kill me 🤣

[@awnaur0no919]

"Lets jus go fishin" 🙂🙂🙂🛥🛥🛥🎣🎣🎣

[@honorworks6]

@@RAREGUALLA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@livinlikelarry6298]

Who's banging this Heat in 2021?

[@Random-rp9bv]

"they found crack in my jacket"🤣

[@Robzabest25]

im banging ginuwine no homo

[@grungyasscinema]

This video is the best thing about 2020 and it happened in 2012.

[@HonchoTheGreat]

Yurrr

[@shangojackson60]

Here after he popped trunk on my sister

[@NICKTAYLORMUSIC]

One of my favorite freestyles 😂🔥

[@jonnyhungg]

Pancakes and drugs always gets me 😂🥞

[@Taerock3]

@@jonnyhungg could've played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket always gets me

[@lilphilippe6026]

@@Taerock3 it's when he said he could have played tail back 😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@chrislehmann6240]

Bring him back we need some good entertainment in this trying times.. love to big Riff Raff!

[@fifttttyyyyy5thhh880]

The way he took the handshake and just went off that shit is so crazy to me lol 😊

[@noahice6521]

handshakes hugs🤝

[@andresmoreno45]

Handshakes hugs 🫂🤝🔊

[@252Ron]

Honestly, every line made sense. And, his flow is Texas. Birth place, chill y'all. Charismatic.

[@chris45627]

Facts this flow was funny to me until I started listening to Screw Tapes. This a Houston flow. Lil Flip’s on 3 in da morning 20th anniversary is just like this but he kept flowing for like 8 minutes

[@dimplefreak3484]

"He get older than the mu'fucking solar system" Where is sense here?🤔

[@findtyrus]

Dimp LeFreak that nigga old as hell

[@untitled06]

Yea bro this a classic screw tape freestyle!

[@252Ron]

@@untitled06 I like it!

[@yajirobe9822]

"Mark Cuban said man you gon have to box one of these players cuz they gon take yo position" 😂😂 Jodi HighRoller!!!

[@JuveCarrera]

Aaron Hall bro I died lmao

[@yajirobe9822]

😂😂💀 shit had me dead

[@spinoyen4756]

Lmaooooooooo

[@tovmusic]

That shit killed me lol

[@X29488]

diamonds gon' glisten

[@5empre]

I remember back in the day they used to drag him for this I’m so glad this has become a staple within the culture 😂

[@jaretmane]

I graduated back in 91. Damn that boy older then the motherfuckin moon plus the sun.... I coulda played for the Mavericks, but they found crack in my jacket, they found marijuana in my socks

[@RandyKillerOrtan1]

I have seen about 4 of his freestyles ... this nigga could have played for every team and he come through alot

[@user-ln5yo4ir9v]

I went to high school in 1999 I graduated in 1991

[@garciaivann]

VJETROSLAV KURČINIČ lmao nah but he said he didn’t go to high school in 99

[@calmatic4254]

Back to the future

[@grungyasscinema]

But he said he didn't graduate in 1999, everything was fine.

[@johnconnor3038]

He got held forward 8 years lol

[@PennyLane_Bryant]

@@johnconnor3038 da hell?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

Idk why but "he ball across seven seas" kills me every time

[@eduardocortez4922]

I can’t count how many times I’ve listened to this everytime it goes harder 😂😂

[@juanherrera5783]

On Christ