Sweet Caroline but with guns

[@punchi2990]

What the oblivious janitor listens to in action movies.

[@yup7323]

FUCK this doesn't have enough likes

[@ThatIrishLass]

This is perfect

[@nightwarper1760]

Needs more likes

[@pennylawrence8750]

Yeah Basically

[@collynmarsh8348]

It's not that the janitors are oblivious. We're just not paid enough to give a shit.

[@somebodyyouknow5290]

I just imagine Neil shooting at the crowd and calmly goes back to singing.

[@peachgrubonalog4921]

he pauses a second or two for comedic affect

[@ianalexander7267]

Or that hes in a shoot out with the cops and this is his final moments on earth, so hes just singing just before he leaves this world and the movie ends

[@saintroddy]

Quite typical for a Roger Waters concert.

[@claymore32]

This is what happens when you don't sing along.

[@Twentythree33]

666 likes. Let's keep it there. Edit: Fuck.

[@aarontelander]

This is just “Sweet Caroline.” That other version is “Sweet Caroline Without Guns.”

[@pandasticus]

The one without guns is the clean version

[@imtoolazytocomeupwithaclev2323]

Just like This Is America.

[@somebodyyouknow5290]

It should be called "Sweet South Carolina."

[@therealhelmholtz]

@@somebodyyouknow5290 how about sweet north carolina

[@dianauwu1312]

@@therealhelmholtz sounds like someone lives in South Carolina

[@Chunnipi]

Notice how the chorus shuts up the second he shoots. Niel doesn't like sharing the spotlight

[@mrmcfezz2727]

bloody hell

[@suicideispainless8107]

As soon as they start singing again, he reloads and starts capping mofo's

[@JP-jj2og]

That sounds like a Muppets sketch 😂

[@SashInTheWash]

I would like your comment but i am scared of that number-

[@SashInTheWash]

@Florida Mike Thank you :)

[@jonathanlewis6408]

Should have muted the backing singers after the shots went off.

[@mpu1013]

LMAO

[@ianmcneely2446]

Jonathan Lewis Different instrument of backing singer stops with each shot, final shot it’s just silence and police sirens.

[@rachelpanth5527]

Hahahagahahahahgagagajahfuck

[@supnowbruv465]

*They just come back after every 3 gunshots.*

[@parkchimmin7913]

Darn back up singers are so stubborn that they refuse to die

[@alesharks5135]

Now when I hear sweet Caroline without gunshots I do not feel whole.

[@ivycoveredwa11s]

Ale Sharks same here

[@TantalusIreland]

Literally listening to this two minutes after a trad band sang it in a bar I was chilling in cause they didn't open fire in the chorus

[@softcloudsx1726]

*are you a quiet kid too?*

[@whalienabi]

This song came on the radio (it was a 60s themed radio) and I was genuinely weirded out not hearing the gunshots

[@thecrybox3253]

Yeah Weird

[@connorw2k]

Ngl, I thought every note would be a gunshot.

[@marabelcarmicheal4516]

*that’s not nice*

[@dimitriperez4721]

*that's not nice*

[@TA-yt1qy]

*that’s not nice*

[@seedmix754]

*that is nice*

[@macadoodle1237]

*Lets make it nice*

[@roadhouse6999]

The fact that he's only firing three shots at a time and taking such a long time between them makes me think he's executing people.

[@sidcoolman]

logical reasoning

[@Voidi-Void]

half of the budget was spent on hiring people for the chorus, because it wouldnt be good unless the shooting felt real. ha. ha. haha. comedy. le funny.... i suck

[@jhil8530]

2 in the head they'll stay dead, one more just to be sure.

[@DwWarWolf]

This makes think that it be cool if it happened in a movie like “stuck in the middle with you” in reservoir dogs.

[@patgalvez4563]

Arab terrorists

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

My crush: So I heard you're in a band. What instrument do you play? Me: (sweats profusely)

[@imapretty12]

Mood

[@stormwager9340]

Tiga

[@GonnaDieNever]

It's fine, just play Tchaikovsky.

[@brian.phillips1985]

I play the 50. AE

[@cuckoobrain7999]

@@GonnaDieNever that's not an instrument that's a man

[@nickk9501]

neil diamond with a desert eagle is strangely comforting

[@angelbait5]

indeed

[@SageLatrans]

It's like he just saved you from a mugging, or during the apocalypse, or the purge or something

[@fuzer909]

@@SageLatrans Neil Diamond is The Man From Tomorrow, the action thriller directed by John Carpenter in theaters nationwide Summer 1979.

[@ireallycouldntcareanymore7702]

He looks like he'd be the main character in the death wish franchise

[@eligarrett4213]

American intensifies:

[@DialthebarSoap]

And he gleefully shot the audiences. Bodies dropping at the rhythm of the music. A hundred hit wonder

[@memagan2868]

we need more people like you in this dirt. I’m a worm . Bugs tasty. I used to be a rat.

[@arbysregionalmanager7032]

@@memagan2868 I want to be a worm

[@memagan2868]

Same@@arbysregionalmanager7032 @

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

@@memagan2868 Were the other rats chill or where they as evil as they're portrayed in movies? Asking for a friend

[@memagan2868]

@@pho_is_not_interesting pretty chill but they’ll bite

[@lavatacoburrito9410]

The fact this song is about JFK's daughter Caroline kinda makes this more messed up than it already is.

[@Chrispy624]

im sorry WHAT

[@Thalia_Aquaticaa]

Took me a minute to understand that

[@thinhnonyt]

wait... WHO’S DAUGHTER?!?!

[@andityree627]

Nothing bad, ever happens to the kennedys!

[@depressednugget5984]

Ok this makes it more r/holup material

[@mykoomy]

This seems like somthing that would be in a Tarantino movie

[@Dave-us5fq]

Or Edgar Wright... Baby Driver shootout style

[@FMZ101]

Or Deadpool perhaps.

[@David101569]

This would've been with the Birds of Prey trailer

[@constantheadache2045]

Funny, I am watching Death Proof right now. Got all his movies for Christmas.

[@thecluckingassassin]

@@constantheadache2045 nobody cares

[@greatrome9219]

"Sweet Carolineeee" "Don't son the gun is loade--"

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

10 sentences said before disaster

[@concernedthanos6725]

Eh it’s just a few holes in the roof

[@starfoxdelta]

Noooooooooooooo

[@thejanitor3263]

SWEEET CAROLINE BANG BANG BANG...

[@ridhosamudro2199]

"it was just a lousy flesh wound, dad"

[@AppleJuiceStudios]

The fact that Joker didn’t dance to this in his movie says a lot about society

[@sneff212]

We really live In a society

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

@@sneff212 we live in a bottom text

[@roycastanon5754]

Rene Deschamps what does that mean? I’m not caught up with terminology

[@davidwave4]

Says a lot, but nothing in particular.

[@berthaeartha3557]

Society

[@honeybrained]

It's kind of concerning how happy this makes me

[@MIersetting335]

Same here

[@omlette]

I'm scared for yall

[@bdz_4206]

Yes! What is that about? Maybe the gun just makes it more accessible? I like the original, but listening to it on repeat when I'm depressed and feeling alright? maybe Tchaikovsky was right and all music does needs a good bit of gunpowder going off xD

[@bradenvester4308]

I can see this being in a Deadpool trailer.

[@Noobsaibot21]

Or Kingsman 3 or something

[@memislvni]

The hands touching hands with the tiny hands 😂

[@wayne909]

Would only make me despise that character even more

[@bradenvester4308]

Jamie A. You can't steal comments B. Never saw another comment like this C. Your point is?

[@wayne909]

@@bradenvester4308 A. Comments can be stolen B. We've seen this comment everywhere C. Jamie is just making the point that this comment isn't original

[@carl5905]

them: “oh your name is caroline? like the song?” me: *reaching in pocket* yeah... like the song...

[@frank6842]

This comment has been reported to the FBI

[@Kay_213_]

FBI OPEN UP

[@paxotium7971]

I'm laughing, you win the internet!

[@carl5905]

Benjamin Sam no. i have to play my song.

[@redbaron7117]

John F. Kennedy said this is illegal

[@RabidLeroy]

The intro to a movie about the happiest sniper who loves their job. One who enjoys his job when no other could. Guys, pitch the movie, and quick.

[@loadeddice4696]

He's just bobbing his head behind the scope with a massive grin on his face. Meanwhile 5 blocks away the ambassador's dead and there's panic in the streets

[@fenderstratADHD]

Stephen Paddock

[@thomascain8840]

sniping's a good job mate

[@Tmoney2115]

Professionals have STANDARDS

[@toxicslug9233]

Played to a montage of epic head shots

[@ernesto7870]

Me who’s name is Caroline: *Nervously Sweating*

[@caro.created]

YES

[@GB-vj1eg]

@@caro.created *bang bang bang*

[@michael_schumacher5616]

400th like

[@kadenelijah9329]

@@michael_schumacher5616 I must have crippling Alzheimer’s cause I don’t remember asking

[@dragnslayr502]

@@kadenelijah9329 I must have dementia because I actually agree with someone for once.

[@lexiswhite588]

I unironically like this a lot.

[@plasticweapon]

best way to like something.

[@blazeytown4444]

i only ironically like this a lot

[@dylaniam1589]

This is THE BEST VERSION OF THE SONG

[@westep4273]

The best part is that this song is about JFKs daughter

[@ericwofford1896]

Truth

[@SpoopySquid]

O O F

[@esme4587]

Jfk says turn up the radio as sweet caroline and his wife doesn’t remember the loud gunshot in the song or the screaming

[@biblicallyaccurateshlong2565]

Oop-

[@yormother]

bruh

[@queenwiggum5594]

Pumped Up Kicks but in 1969

[@dumbass247trollege9]

Pumped Up Kicks but in 19 *69* *_god bless our countries success_*

[@thatguyapplesauce1060]

I wanna like the comment but it's at 69 so I can't

[@audiodood]

uhh

[@vitaurea]

@@dumbass247trollege9 moon landing, june 19 *69*

[@artemefimov8215]

@@vitaurea virgin moon? More like *NYAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@Bador]

its not logical but the gunshots make the song better!

[@moinservus6566]

hätte nicht gedacht dich hier zu finden

[@MIersetting335]

Adding guns and cannons to songs make them netter usually

[@sonofpears4691]

@@MIersetting335 tchaikovsky no

[@nhagan001]

It changed the story in my mind. Makes me think Caroline was a cheating bitch!

[@leosurname6993]

@SuperMXLvr New 'merica fick yeah

[@kittenjibanyan9106]

Other people: *chooses pumped up kicks* Me: *chooses this song*

[@xxbluemysticxx6914]

Kitten Jibanyan lmaoo saaamee 😂😂

[@JoshAkersFilms]

The 420th like ;)

[@laine8241]

oh 😯

[@shownuisaheartthrob7214]

Aite see u soon then!

[@laine8241]

kthdiorr LMAOOO

[@laughing_jackal6291]

When I hear Sweet Caroline but it doesn't have the guns: "My disappointment is immeasurable"

[@rojas9187]

And my day is ruined

[@cjrockband]

Add them

[@laughing_jackal6291]

@@cjrockband okay, * Goes into a school * (Please excuse me for my humor is advanced dark)

[@chuahsoonlee7502]

*my gold is beyond you're understanding*

[@laughing_jackal6291]

@@chuahsoonlee7502 *And my Silver is basically incomprehensible*

[@alishaviau5538]

My bro just said:"Is he shooting Caroline?"

[@caro.created]

please do

[@Landmassorussia]

Yes

[@soap-in4hk]

Caroline Perry sweetheart it gets better don’t worry

[@caro.created]

@@soap-in4hk idk who you are but i love you

[@soap-in4hk]

Caroline Perry ily2 💕💕💕

[@permets2apollox453]

Okay, but imagine a version of this where after every round of gunshots the chorus is made up of noticeably less singers

[@ozzyking9607]

When you pause the song but the gunshots keep going: 0 _ 0

[@corytellez4054]

Daaaam

[@adeadmeme8068]

Ozzy King Chicago in a nutshell

[@jt0n]

Oh shit man what school you go to 😱😱😱

[@lhtyeehaw1319]

This post was made by big city folk, us county folk live far enough to hold entire battles on our land without the neighbors hearing, tanks and all, and I'm talking out of experience

[@vallisdaemonumofficial]

*0 0* *\/\/* *Wutz* *Dis?*

[@tidalrose26]

I wanna play this at my wedding and see if the guests notice the difference

[@gemasatya8761]

everything going fine till the gunshot doesn't stop

[@jasham4762]

@@gemasatya8761 oh

[@MIersetting335]

@@gemasatya8761 fuckin hell mate

[@chloejec6318]

Me & the boys getting married in america:

[@toothfairy10133]

wait until they're all drunk for maximum efficiency

[@mayaothman6969]

Other countries: sweet Caroline (original) America: sweet Caroline (with gunshots)

[@cherryyy7833]

Maya Othman ahahhahahahahhahaha

[@daishangoua8383]

Maya Othman maybe bc the shootings

[@shownuisaheartthrob7214]

@@daishangoua8383 pool shootings

[@FansFAX]

LOL IT IS VERY AMERICAN

[@ubettagamestopem8267]

Pool shooting??

[@pittypolyphonic]

this is what I like to call the 'lore compliant' mashup because it essentially doesn't change the song FROM the song, but adds a little bit of panache

[@alexandace9550]

No idea what the lore is, but I find this song to be pretty novel to me, and funny. I hope you enjoyed it, too! (Even if this comment was 3 years ago.)

[@zapx1239]

@@alexandace9550 It is about former USA president JFK (John Fitzgerald Kennedy), who was famously assassinated. The song takes the name after the name of his daughter, Caroline.

[@alexandace9550]

@@zapx1239 I read a few of the comments, and I found that really interesting! Thank you!

[@pauljames1807]

I feel like this was made to be in the trailer of some Ryan Reynolds action movie.

[@SimonSavitt]

Someone really needs to send this to him

[@celso2843]

Holy shit yes

[@TheJanvicgwaps]

Deadpool 3

[@oomfoof7294]

@@TheJanvicgwaps Ryan Reynolds has been in other movies. And Deadpool has been played by other people.

[@thattypicalslimy8548]

@@oomfoof7294 Voiced by other people, he is the only person to my knowledge to play the character in a live action setting.

[@wvnchxstr8301]

If this doesn’t make it into a movie, what is society.

[@wayne909]

It gives me hope for society if it never sees the light of day in a motion picture

[@gitoalcantara9359]

Deadpool 3, Joker 2 (if they're gonna make one), any Tarantino film,

[@outlawstarjoseph8064]

Wayne why? Your idea of a good society is a bunch of pussies?

[@dylaniam1589]

@@outlawstarjoseph8064 I think Wayne thinks a good society is people relying on other persons. That's bs

[@kadiborrett7601]

i like your profile pic

[@bnewman]

The only thing more American than this song is this song plus guns

[@asmallpers0nsalt998]

*freedom Intenesifies*

[@mapbot4158]

Yeah

[@hijerikhere5418]

More gun?

[@zacharethska9192]

@Richard no it's funny

[@zacharethska9192]

Forget pumped up kicks imma use this next time

[@maeple8699]

So I remember in my elementary school literally everybody would sing along to 'Sweet Caroline' whe it came on. It would be dead quiet, only the song playing in the background, and then you just hear an uproaring amount of 8-11 year olds just yell "SWEET CAROLINE, DUN DUN DUN!" at the top of their fucking lungs. It was amazing. I always just thought, 'what if there was a school shooting with Sweet Caroline playing in the background?' And I just think of this, with kids singing along and then a bunch of screaming. Or the teachers accidentally played this instead of the original song.

[@MIersetting335]

Sweet Caroline changed lol

[@ariana1042]

👀👀👀

[@crepegoth]

Ngl, when the chorus starts, all I can think of is someone just shooting at zombies with this song playing in the background.

[@havefunucrazyidiots]

Lucinda Carrizales am i gonna get a film degree and the rights to this song and spend a shit ton of money to see this go through? maybe i fucking will now lmaooo

[@definitelynotrichardnixon297]

Seems like it would be in a borderlands or fallout trailer

[@whatdadogdoin5402]

Whenever I listen to this one, I always pretend I am and I make finger pistols lmao

[@hoarsecorpse]

You on some twd type shit looool

[@thememe-museum8669]

Zombieland 3, this has to be in it

[@ellieapplegate9778]

When you’re listening to this song at gunpoint and he’s about to let you go but then he instinctually fires in sync with the gunshots

[@bloodbane6998]

fuck 😂

[@sisno7682]

Ellie Applegate you just predicted a new tik tok trend

[@mewtuwa]

Can't even blame him by that point, tbh.

[@colinbergmann5750]

I can see the scene already. "Alright, get outta here" 🎵sweeeeet Caroline!🎵 Bop bop bop "Shit, fuck, oops"

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

This is so specific I love it

[@rachelpanth5527]

The clock doesn’t dismiss the class The glock does

[@thegoldenberry2138]

iconic

[@andrewtruter8050]

The glock does

[@whothou]

this glock* would've made that line 10x better

[@bluespy4050]

THIS GLOCK DOES

[@cluichebeann9158]

@@andrewtruter8050 Hey man This glock does

[@rojeezee]

When you lose yourself in music like this, and forget about the world on fire, life isn’t so bad. As a matter of fact, life is great. We should all remind ourselves every so often, that we’re blessed.

[@arsony1775]

So you know how school dances sometimes have requests? We had a system where pretty much any song could be put in like a jukebox, since our school was always pretty lax with cursing in music. There was really only one guy who sifted through the songs, and I guess this one got brushed over because at my Senior prom last year, this managed to play and scared the shit out of SO MANY PEOPLE.

[@ezraflower]

Omg

[@BebopBun]

Would have loved to witness that

[@Phycorax]

Can you elaborate? Like the aftermath?

[@Actiomedey]

I don't believe you but I really want to.

[@violinparadise106]

Holy shit

[@Lonan]

My mom was named after this song. At her funeral I'll be playing this version instead of the original.

[@fujifilm5127]

Coincidentally, she died from a drive by

[@Lonan]

@@fujifilm5127 She isn't dead yet you fucker

[@superburritogaming1657]

@@Lonan she will be soon

[@randomuser5831]

Who names a girl Neil?

[@humsss]

Funny, but thats kinda messed up?

[@areyouserious2112]

*When you listen to the original and you still hear the gunshots.*

[@boelleboble1388]

bruhhh

[@MoarteMorrison]

Find help

[@pam1574]

Ikr? 😂

[@pam1574]

Morphelia Yes! Lol

[@ivycoveredwa11s]

Victoria’s Cabinet yeooo 😭

[@YourMrSato_Inc]

Imagine having put both versions into your playlist and the bios come over and this is on the speaker what a heart attack

[@carolyntalbot947]

People have always played "Sweet Caroline" for me as though my name was Caroline. My whole life. I have a complex about it. Especially now, is this a threat?!

[@doublepinger]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moe5i5SQbd6CbNE Is this better?

[@douglasparkinson4123]

yes

[@ModernLapis]

um I hope not

[@AbductionFromAbove]

Same here bud. Same here...

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@doublepinger uP

[@notexactlybatman]

Here in Britain I can confirm, this is how we imagine the average American.

[@notexactlybatman]

@ClandestineOstrich Hol' up what do you mean "we"

[@noahv9024]

Here in America I can confirm, this is an average week. Its sad.

[@simonelliott5804]

That is very correct 😗✌️

[@govols1995]

Luckily we decided in 1776 that we don't give a fuck what Britain thinks.

[@simonelliott5804]

SuperTunadude that’s nice dear xx

[@marshall9003]

As an American attending public school, this song really speaks to me

[@jacobshirley3457]

You just took the bullets out of my mouth.

[@jacobshirley3457]

words*

[@captainanus8131]

Jacob Shirley there is no way you confused bullets with words, but I got a good laugh out of it. Good shit

[@greymagic857]

yes

[@madi6704]

@@captainanus8131 its a joke pretty sure

[@averycody9916]

JFK was listening to this and he thought it was the song until he felt it

[@mikepatrick5909]

lol this came out years after JFK lost his mind..

[@rubyhillman1859]

@@mikepatrick5909He quite literally “lost his mind”

[@yeetorbyeeted]

You mean until it hit/struck him.

[@Asdtable]

@@yeetorbyeeted that would imply he knew it was coming

[@distant1334]

Fun fact this song is about JFK's duaghter

[@Emma-dz4oy]

*No one:* *American school talent shows:*

[@BMackerill]

Talent shows? I thought they had it each lesson?

[@imgayskskskskkskskskks3377]

Dident you hear the news us American kids are emigrating- I'm kidding-//

[@telepromtle8285]

European remix: Sweet Caroline but with human speed bumps with a special feature of knife sounds and car bombs

[@ShuTheIdiot]

@@telepromtle8285 don't forget acid attacks

[@alduinmimir2586]

@@imgayskskskskkskskskks3377 ph@g

[@bee2514]

Sweet Caroline but you’re a student in an American public school

[@spyrofrost9158]

Unoriginal and unfunny

[@bee2514]

Spyro Frost yikes who hurt you

[@MellowSquash]

@@spyrofrost9158 children can be murdered in schools everyday but that's fine so long as we got the 2nd amendment, huh?

[@erinsmith3731]

@@MellowSquash The 2nd amendment isn't really the issue. The guns aren't either. It's the people that are the issue, or well at least in my opinion they are.

[@Chris-ed5zj]

Erin Smith facts

[@kyledore1534]

Kind of disturbing since the inspiration for this song was Caroline Kennedy.

[@MacenW]

Not disturbing

[@OkFellow]

that's sad

[@3lla911]

yes

[@E4439Qv5]

Bad enough that it already reminded me of the Boston Marathon bombing. This? So much worse.

[@esme4587]

Oof

[@spinnzg]

Sweet caroline! WITH NEW KITCHEN GUN! BANG BANG BANG

[@beanman6684]

Sweet -Caroline- Kitchen Gun *_bang bang bang_*

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

*SPARKLES LIKE NEW*

[@L3thal0xygen]

I-

[@paigeirons6675]

imagine they’re trying to play this at the high school hockey game as they usually do but play this version on accident

[@danielpaterson2694]

It's like a scene in a movie where two lovers are going on a shooting spree.

[@AndyApustaja]

soo.... Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

[@lccm1026]

Deadpool

[@datboi1102]

@@lccm1026 I was thinking more of Mr. and Mrs. Right

[@bobnick355]

I thought of that too

[@connoraugh1626]

JD and Veronica in the graveyard?

[@_esmeralda_5112]

This version is by far MUCH more satisfying.

[@davidjohnson8297]

You are truly American

[@keetonfoust]

I was singing this song and my sisters asked what it was. They now think this is the original.

[@apunnojustice7475]

Glad to see there's a school friendly version!

[@Love-xl9ep]

CoasterCraft Productions NOOOOOOOOO STOP BRUH 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@loverswonder8569]

*:0* But really that was funny xD

[@Allforthegiggles]

XD

[@jamaicanball6285]

..... Damn XD

[@h0rrifyme]

@@loverswonder8569 J o l y n e

[@MrSanfrinsisco]

Okay, but let's be honest here. This version is way better then the original

[@fresh_vanilla]

MrSanfrinsisco it hits differently for se reason

[@realmvision21_58]

Grammar Nazi here, it is “than the original”.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Just missing a woman’s scream and crying children

[@Ryan_omalley04]

Lt. Finglefuble Dingler I’m worried

[@plasticweapon]

@@realmvision21_58 *shoots grammar nazi*

[@dariusdenofsin8606]

Ngl this is how I imagine Texas

[@samuel_s.8181]

As a Texan I can confirm this is exactly it

[@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043]

i’m more of an alabama person but yeah we do listen to Sweet Home Alabama and we do date our sisters-in-law

[@Luv_Ashley__]

can confirm

[@paranoidlemon2275]

yea this is accurate, can confirm.

[@adriznosdm8195]

Soouuuuuth Caroline *BAM BAM BAM*

[@athenashideout5144]

Why do I feel like this should be the background of an action movie

[@kwaaay]

This song is the new pumped up kicks

[@queenmakavelli]

Sketchy omg that baby is so cute

[@kwaaay]

mixed_baby_1971 that’s me as a baby lmao thank u

[@xxbluemysticxx6914]

factsss 😂😂 and yes that baby is sooo adorable

[@yougotthewholesquadlaughin9407]

you OLD since this song came first

[@jakethesnake1503]

Pumped up kids was never the old anything

[@lilmolens5160]

School shooter: pumped up kicks Me an intellectual:

[@suchamoodright4902]

Nice.

[@faux3113]

Sweet Columbine?

[@TheTrainmobile]

This is the only correct version of Sweet Caroline. All the other versions without gunshots just lack in quality.

[@MIersetting335]

True

[@spacebubble1552]

Highkey

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

The gunshots do give more impact to the chorus

[@The-Eternal-Zoo]

I want you to know that this has filled me with such a sense of joy and mirth. I cannot say truly that I've ever had a song that's filled me with such glee and the urge to go on a good old fashioned rampage so much. For that, I thank you.

[@maiajade4180]

My friend loves oldies and classics, and they'd told me that while they were at prom during senior year, they'd requested to play this song, and unfortunately, because they didn't specify which, the DJ thought to play this version.

[@itfan42]

Did someone believe there was a shooter? 😂

[@maiajade4180]

@@itfan42 Probably 😂 said that a lot of people just kinda shrieked and a few ran outside, while others stayed inside and just went on the ground, but it was funny though 😂

[@ClingyCrab]

Oof

[@lunahetfield]

How did it go?

[@lovablesnowman]

@@maiajade4180 /r/thatHappened

[@thegreatcalvinio]

Foreign exchange student: **cries** American kid: “First time?”

[@usednapkin245]

thegreatcalvinio Sex

[@harrisonbrand8985]

Usednapkin i guess so, yeah

[@ImAfemaleNoob2]

Foreign exchange student: **watches American kid pull out their own gun** American kid: “Where’s yours? I have an extra if you want it.” David Hog 3 states over: I wAs ThErE! wE oNlY tOlD tHe ShOoTeR tO kILl HiMsElF 50 tImEs ToDaY! tHiS iS wHy We NeEd A gUn BaN!

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

Captain Kefler what? Stop trying to shoehorn politics into your memes it’s really not funny

[@jcstides]

Everyone said my name was stupid so I changed it. I’m pretty sure the first comment was political too

[@nukesdabomb5704]

I was expecting the whole song to be guns. Not a specific part.

[@MacenW]

Same

[@griffin1155]

haha nice

[@andrewpereira888]

Make it yourself

[@bri2057]

@Tin Tizzy ....boi if you don't

[@lhtyeehaw1319]

Which makes it that much better

[@GippyHappy]

Is it weird that I’ve always felt this song was missing something and this sounds more natural?

[@Nacalal]

Plot twist: this is actually a really sarcastic song about Niel's ex

[@dlmhdlmd]

this song was written for jfk’s daughter-

[@BellaBigNob]

*Lol the nerd in my class is playing th-*

[@Rollincoal6.6]

F

[@brooke6531]

Rip

[@penguino8185]

F

[@Xenolodd]

F

[@Moon_Silky]

F

[@brenolk4642]

Am I the only one who can image Deadpool killing people to the gunshot?

[@yannikmeister]

i need to see this

[@mitchellw6811]

No. You're definitely not 😋

[@noahs7132]

Deadpool 3 maybe 😁

[@HungNguyen-pf8zm]

THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@laylasimone3196]

This should be in the intro of the movie

[@kylemarkley7170]

when Sweet Caroline plays on the Pip-Boy radio

[@tjgodofchaos3186]

I'd picture this song showing up in a movie about a serial killer and this song plays at the climax where he has a standoff with the police

[@phoenixwright8364]

Potential new Joker movie idea?

[@changednamelit]

Oh Komi-san

[@aaronxgaming4042]

Like hes duel wielding smgs in front of a bank?

[@cardboardheadguy7814]

That would make a great movie

[@largedaddybennett9167]

Boutta look like Devil’s Rejects

[@thecringeyboy3194]

Welcome to America. This shall be your guide.

[@redbaron7117]

421st like. Screw everybody.

[@Lukeirin]

Wait, this is not the original version ?

[@blueboi1632]

this was the one made for the US, the one without guns is for the rest of the world

[@ComoraIn3D]

Apparently not

[@mariojudahsdad7333]

@@blueboi1632 I hope most people know he’s joking

[@Super-nb5ed]

But, this is the original version.

[@superuniversalzakdude7539]

no it is not,

[@chupakabruhhh1613]

I can just imagine him singing while sitting on a chair on stage. And everytime the back-up singers get more audible than him, he suddenly whips out a gun and shoots them.

[@beepbeep7478]

Americans Listening to this: * takes out an earbud and looks around*

[@idontvibewithliving9897]

Ailani such an underrated comment 😂

[@ezraflower]

I honestly did this bruh

[@justadiamondwithinternetac3662]

Stfu

[@RazrBlayde]

Where I live, it's just my neighbor sighting in a rifle, no biggie. If I was in a bigger city around here, though...may be correct, yeah. Lol

[@theoneandonlydogmeat9708]

Just a day in ts neighborhood... a wonderful day in the neighborhood...

[@EmmyBlubonic]

Me when the song starts: Hey! This sounds pretty normal! Me after the shots: _okay_

[@SharkSprayYTP]

What shots?

[@childalpha6954]

It's all fun and memes until you listen to the original version but still hear the gunshots.

[@matthewj9977]

Tarantino put this in your next movie

[@GUAZEDRX]

Genius!

[@Genvire]

i'll ask him when i see him later

[@Genvire]

he said sure

[@dubletmango9244]

@@Genvire yes!! Cant wait

[@sushibinstwt_]

You mean deadpool

[@Colbytk]

Me and the boys pulling to Iran after being drafted

[@solarwalkman]

Along with Star Lord

[@TeemoQuinton]

yes

[@lt_briggzi8694]

@@solarwalkman dont forget joker

[@sirenalexander3877]

Lt_Briggzi ツ don’t forget Deadpool

[@lukepalmas4776]

Remember when that was the biggest meme of 2020

[@FeurFeurFeur]

When a group of Russians begins singing sweet Caroline in the airport elevator

[@thetrashypistachi4162]

Is that a MW2 ref?

[@FeurFeurFeur]

i do content right i think yes

[@OktX_St]

Remember, no Caroline.

[@ezcomeezgo1715]

SVEET CAROILINEEE

[@TonyTones123]

"Remember...No Caroline"

[@beetleyy9928]

Ugh all the dramatic tiktok kids making those “POV you have to kill your serial killer boyfriend but but before you shoot him he calls you your nickname” makes me so annoyed. This is funny. Let it be funny.

[@dollyinterrupted]

Let the kids have fun, bro. Its not that deep.

[@teat1598]

Ikr

[@idrk3707]

who asked

[@elliot5374]

Why ruin humor like that :C

[@bee5997]

cry abt it

[@brianalex2561]

Can you just play the american national anthem like this? No copyright or anything?

[@WallyPollyAnna]

This is the funniest comment here, everyone else go home

[@alexandersmart2429]

Yes, provided that you are an American citizen

[@kristinagraversgaard5328]

you mean Country Roads?

[@StarboyJuno]

@@kristinagraversgaard5328 Wait... hold on that ISN'T our anthem?!

[@kristinagraversgaard5328]

@@StarboyJuno According to all the American people i know, it is...

[@bugsinmyskinbugsinmyskin]

What instrument do you play? Me: uuuuuhhh..... Flute?

[@Peanutbutter_Funk]

"And aaaaall the other kids with their pumped up kicks..."

[@TheCarDemotic]

Uhhh the Barrett M82A1 .50 Caliber Anti-materiel rifle

[@junkogaming8467]

I actually play the flute. I'm not joking.

[@Iggihbh246]

America: i play the nuke it was so bog ot enlightened two entire cities

[@Ratburger_]

Normal person: So what do you play? The quiet kid: Uh.... the flute Normal person: But you have a guitar case.... The quiet kid: The quiet kid: *If you run fast enough I’ll let you live*

[@LiterallySoldierboy1011]

“Picks up quiet kids books” Quite kid: you’re safe

[@breadbank22]

Quite.

[@cantaloupegodling352]

This feels like something out if a comedy-action movie trailer. With the gunshots as that one bit in every trailer where there are a bunch of action scenes cut together.

[@silicon212]

Make the director Quentin Tarantino, and it's meant to be.

[@toyotasummersalesevent7482]

Sounds like a soundtrack that would go along with some cliche comical horror movie, as the murderer goes on a killing spree

[@charliegreene3093]

I was thinking more like mafia movie where a whole gang gets killed one by one.

[@shayZero]

When you know OP randomly photoshoping a gun on a record cover inspired further work

[@Max2ds]

This is the American equivalent of throwing in a door-knock sound

[@thescruffinator8830]

except it isn't because that exists here too.

[@jflanagan9696]

Oy guv pip pip. Cheerio m8.

[@UOAPlays]

True, I kept peeking out my windows thinking the neighbors were arguing again.

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

UOA Plays I had neighbors like that but finally they moved out after the girl burned the guys stuff in her backyard and it got out of hand

[@andrewbernal9957]

This is starting to sound normal to the point where the normal sweet Caroline sounds really weird.

[@bottlerocket2528]

This is an American treasure and should be stored in a fallout shelter on the basis of cultural significance.

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

there's 21 gunshots total in that song, yes, i counted Edit: 21 is the average size of a school classroom

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

21 Caroline Salute

[@flameoguy]

That's five more than Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture

[@officerari]

1, 21 guns

[@chloerobins4487]

21 guns

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

I didn't realize this was a Green Day crossover

[@Kissteria595]

The concept alone is worth a thousand likes

[@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac]

2:35 When he realizes he shot Caroline

[@rlm1338]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cerealsucksatediting]

Tiktok: *Let's be edgy and sinister and take this version*

[@amelia584]

and i love it

[@cerealsucksatediting]

@Galaxi thanks

[@kamrynkoegler8891]

Wouldn’t this be called the American remix

[@fairyneveth6071]

69th like

[@kamrynkoegler8891]

TheFadedForest 🙌🏻

[@thermophile2106]

‘MURICA SQUARED

[@tyluhbaybay]

Ss version

[@jyrkipyrki5540]

America school musical

[@meangreens7209]

Pov: you get a little too fed up with Aunt Karen at the 4th of July barbeque 1:07

[@Izzymarie098]

BAHAHHHAAHA JAIL

[@northup1]

the day after someone gets on the quiet kid’s last nerve

[@ColonizerChan]

Okay Patrick, your Glock is an instrument.

[@elis-posse]

This just popped up in my mix without me ever listening to it before and I wasn't paying much attention to what was coming up, and lemme tell you, it was a shock to hear neil diamond shooting up his special little caroline