Swing At The King

Theft King needs to go outside
Original Idea by BonBun (@bonniemvo) on twitter

[@BenduPV]

Only JUST realised that I I forgot the temperature indicator that's supposed to be in the bottom right, smh 🤡

[@noobz102]

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[@fguy8846]

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[@yetanotheridiot9582]

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[@scrap87]

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[@thekingmrturtle]

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[@doctorbroom7892]

"I would never attack JonnyBlox" One second later : Theft proceeds to attack JonnyBlox

[@minigargantuan3788]

bro fax

[@pirilon78]

"I wasnt punching up he was!" "Who do you think you are? You look like an *sshole. What a clown"

[@izzydf8116]

“You swing at the king you best not miss” 💀💀💀 bro sounds like an edgy 12 yr old and he’s 31

[@Lonely_Mimik]

"I would never attack this guy!" 1 moment later "Look at this guy he's a fu**ing clown"

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@@izzydf8116 Yeah to be honest, mildly cringe, and severely cringe for the situation. He tried to think up a good line, and its like decent, but wow, the context the line was said it, makes it absolutely hilarious. He called himself the "King". He's never going to live this down, not until he's in the grave, and everyone will forget,

[@fguy8846]

I see that the king lacks in the ability to go outside and touch some grass

[@llg4683]

Nah, he's just a man-child

[@boomylyric298]

@@llg4683 yup

[@JacksJunk]

He swung at the grass and he missed

[@ICE-gh3fo]

faxs

[@CactusMaractus]

He is a big baby

[@little_lost_demon]

Theft King saying "If there is a hell, Kane Carter will burn for eternity" just has so much damn meme potential. And honestly this video is the exact type of meme I was hoping to come out of this drama. Theft King's meltdown just sounded so strangely similar to the FNAF 6's ending, so I was absolutely hoping for a meme like this.

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

lol

[@qed7356]

Man Theft King went full on Henry mode and paints Kane as William Afton

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

@@qed7356 ha true 😂

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

@@qed7356 good one bro😂

[@lratio674]

Specifically with the *So don't keep the devil waiting old friend.* Clip, they fit together like puzzle pieces.

[@MagoDraws]

Even the guy at the end was so dumbfounded at theft that instead of following the script, all he could mutter was a “what”

[@mariofanalex4455]

What’s the time stamp that sounds sad

[@nezzled]

@@mariofanalex4455 2:45

[@ColoringAHouse]

@@nezzled niko pfp detected

[@nezzled]

@@ColoringAHouse yes

[@dankonline]

@@nezzled activate the "oneshot good, fnaf game bad" sleeper agent protocol

[@coocoo_mcf]

Theft King : i try to resolve this in private *Also Theft King : Demand public twitter apology*

[@Hunterofyeets]

And he said that on stream as well.

[@MrHam-od4dd]

Man I actually thought Theft was chill then he start pullin out some satanic shit and banning people to hell for eternity like who do you think you are? The best apology video in the world couldn't make up for all the wining this dude did.

[@Geiger_]

I agree with you on every level, i was a big fan of his content until he started to go nutz.

[@Aquarium05]

same with both of you, i saw some of his videos before all of this drama and though he was pretty chill and cool, but then he started to do all of this.

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

dam

[@spear-throw-legacy]

Are you my alt account? Because we share the same story.

[@slaughterinthespotlight1669]

@Ctrl_C except Henry is a good person actually

[@commanderdemonno9819]

he swung at the king, and he landed the cleanest of all hits in history

[@cyber_dragon_123]

He invoked the power of a Minecraft PvP player with a grudge against Microsoft.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

In all fairness, the King pretty much leapt at the incoming blow.

[@commanderdemonno9819]

@@llewelynshingler2173 at this point it's not fair to call him a king

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@commanderdemonno9819 What about the greatest of all insults... The RPC entity?

[@commanderdemonno9819]

@@llewelynshingler2173 _fair choice to call him that_

[@uhyeah]

LMAO this is TOO good!

[@TheDragonCorporation]

Hello uhyeah

[@oof_gang00]

Omg big fan keep up the good videos

[@Mushroomhead671]

We stan Uh Yeah

[@y4mm978]

Hi 📷✨️

[@YeOleJester]

The actual king of FNaF KZbin is here (Not saying the others aren’t good , I just really like your vids lol)

[@void_official404]

I love how the FNAF 6 True ending became a meme for the drama that's coming from Theft. This is pure gold right here. LMAO

[@mymemessuck4756]

He could have been a solid fnaf youtuber if he had done two simple things: -be a good person -stay out of everyone's business when they tell you to

[@Sturmgeist978]

Just wait till kiwifarms turn him into the next lolcow and puts out his dox

[@mymemessuck4756]

@@Sturmgeist978 that sentence means absolutely nothing to me but I want you to know I 100% agree with whatever it means

[@apairofglasses775]

@@mymemessuck4756 what happened here?

[@caldercockatoo2234]

Also -stop using clickbait thumbnails and titles Although thankfully it seems like he already decided to stop.

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

yup

[@Goosecognito]

“Punching up? I would never attack Jonnyblox!” Not even a moment later “Fuck Jonnyblox, fuck that guy.”

[@protalukoriginal4560]

Theft moment

[@eyetimus]

Hand Unit afterwards be like: Congratulations on completing your drama week! We apologize if your situation wasn't presented to you in a completely honest fashion when you first started. But, it was important that Kane's intentions and actions are geniune. Here at FNAF Community, we value fun, friends, and fairness. But more importantly, we value our commitment to atoning for past mistakes and tying up loose statements. Thank you for your participation. There is no need to return to King's channel, as it's no longer accepted by us. Please take this certificate "Pointless Drama" ! Goodbye for now. Thank you for participating in this mess.

[@seriousnorbo3838]

I acually read this in HandUnit voice lol

[@j-films6663]

Let me see what I can do with this.

[@bryceyarnold4778]

@@seriousnorbo3838 so did i :)

[@josephgaming9920]

this reads like a copypasta and I love it

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

Well they were all but genuine, im all for trolling manchilds but trolling is pretty much the opposite of genuine.

[@itsatticuss]

Ngl the "swiing at the king you best not miss" line was badass

[@Slipperyslab]

In this it was. But in the livestream it sounded goofy ahh asf

[@monke_lord-qq8ws]

If it was said by someone else (who wasn’t the most controversial thing in the entire community) then it would go down in fnaf history. Theft was the king of nothing

[@thatoneguy9582]

apparently it’s literally just a quote from a movie or sumin

[@cousinmajin]

@@thatoneguy9582 I think it's from The Wire

[@antisyoda1619]

@@monke_lord-qq8ws "wheres your crown king nothing"

[@khoshekh7419]

The situation is downright depressing, but I absolutely love all the memes coming from it. Edit: This has to be my most liked comment ever, that's really funny!

[@FreezeGodDamn]

Here we see the true man! He isn't into the situation, he is here for the memes

[@nickbits-ii8my]

same

[@deadlinkofficialartst5592]

fat memes lol

[@benjypineapple2570]

You described the meme panorama of 2016 to now.

[@khoshekh7419]

@@WhoAmIHmmm Oh yeah for sure, everyone involved directly in the drama could have handled shit differently. In the end, I don't have the energy to care anymore, this is just standard practice for twitter / general online drama. Everyone's gonna be a petty little shit and that ain't gonna change any time soon, so I might as well just laugh at it cause it ain't my problem.

[@mic2348]

"you swing at the king you best not miss" clearly he didn't miss because theft cried and sobbed to his audience like a child would, even cursing kane theft's content WAS pretty good, until this piece of drama appeared and theft shat the bed then got his ass whooped for it

[@deli_joy]

king expected a single, cohesive bullet. kane brought in the good ol' reliable shotgun

[@judyh3707]

An entirely self-proclaimed king

[@Alltheprayers]

@@judyh3707 _absolute child's play_

[@lukethelegend9705]

I never particularly liked him.

[@geIatoos]

Man got angry at a tweet that wasnt even meant to mock him

[@Talia_Foxx]

I'm absolutely not on Theft's side in any of this, but I do have to admit that "If you swing at the King, you best not miss" is a metal line.

[@superik408]

It would've been more badass if ANYONE except Theft said that

[@sundalosketch4769]

@@superik408 Let's just add it to the next fnaf fan game and call it a day

[@skellyskellington1878]

It's not even an original line, it's just a misremembered quote from The Wire.

[@SolaFideSolusChristus266]

@@skellyskellington1878 what's the correct version?

[@Code_Ax0]

No, no it isn't. 💀 May seem so in this case due to the power of editing but in the stream it was utter desperation and cringe to seem cool. 😭

[@IcyCubey]

Jesus Christ, this is well made. Well done, lmfao.

[@scrappydooinalobstercostum4523]

I can't even enjoy a creator anymore without some drama happening. This whole situation is just depressing.

[@tatarchan5212]

Tell that to every hello neighbor, bendy and poppy playtime fans. They know the pain.

[@TragicJade]

@@tatarchan5212 yeah..

[@averagegenzguy2751]

Drama consumes all. Only very few KZbinrs bounce off of it like nothing. It's all because of Pride. So far the only people who can survive this apocalypse to the bitter end are some select Internet funny women and men. Slimecicle, Alpharad (for now), Jaiden, Jschlatt People who either bounce off, ignore, or absorb drama.

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

@@tatarchan5212 Tell that to any godamn fandom bro, the only fandom i know that hasnt got any kind of weird degenerate drama is Hollow Knight and maybe Omori but pretty much everything else is filled with weirdos.

[@spear-throw-legacy]

@@tatarchan5212 I am a fan of all of those (except hello neighbor). Yeah it's true.

[@quandaledingle4964]

This is fucking brilliant. Well done.

[@F_for_F]

Big fan

[@quandaledingle4964]

@@F_for_F want my autograph

[@F_for_F]

@@quandaledingle4964 I am not worthy of the autograph of such a legend

[@quandaledingle4964]

@@F_for_F fine i'll just rob you then

[@LoganJonahJameson]

Omg it's Quandale Dingle

[@lukethelegend9705]

This entire controversy can be summed up in one quote. *”Gonna cry?”*

[@daneeko]

i love it when drama in a game's community ends up having parallels to the game's actual lore

[@Daanimationoven]

"I would never attack Jonny Blox" proceeds to talk bad about him

[@NuggetGames-xb8qi]

Theft was having a lack of father moment.

[@piranhalettuce]

More like a lack of parents

[@lemrester]

@@piranhalettuce that's false cause he stresses his mom out 🥺🥺🥺

[@Garbo_trashcan]

why do people still use fatherless as an insult apparently not having a parent = being a fucking asshole and manipulator

[@tatarchan5212]

Even world's most annoying cringe Queen jellybean has more maturity than this manchild.

[@GengarFan1997]

People are really running that joke into the ground now, huh?

[@gabby_5820]

This speech has so much meme potential, holy bananas. And you milked it just right. Just downright amazing.

[@Charnutboy]

Real yandev shit lmao

[@LolmareStudiosOfficial]

Seriously the situation is so stupid and hilarious at the same time. At this point Theft is becoming more of a joke. The things he said to Kane just made it a meme seriously. Lmao

[@IvanLerma759]

I Saw FNAF+ Freddy, Candy, and Popgoes in the fire, Flumpty's probably in Lefty's Position.

[@SpringBuild54240]

Meanwhile, Ignited Freddy.

[@sprucebadger8229]

*That egg has already been fried*

[@kauffythesilly]

Nah, flumpy bumpty sat on a wall and had a great fall. Like humbty bumbty.

[@IvanLerma759]

@The Battle cat And Big Jimmy He can Transend time and space plus is immune to the plot, so it'd probably make sense.

[@Value134]

Dude, this gave me goosebumps. Well done, superstar (haha, funny fnaf reference)

[@apairofglasses775]

*well done old sport (cultured, memorable,dsaf reference) ⬛⬜⬛ ⬛⬜⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[@Value134]

@@apairofglasses775 PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX!

[@apairofglasses775]

@@Value134 GRAND CANYON,GRAND CANYON, GRAND CANYON, GRAND CANYON, GRAND CANYON

[@Mike14264]

"Hmm, what's this? 'Here lies Theft King.' What a baby."

[@NetherBro]

“You swing at the king, you best not miss” - The Clown

[@Mazerwolf]

“You swing at the king, you best not miss” yet he forgot who the real king was

[@realjaspe]

Theft King is the only known person that's mad to get money. Kane Carter is 100% based

[@VJArt_]

I love how you made Theft Kings monologue begin by cutting off Kane mid sentence, as it be like that with him injecting himself in drama

[@Eldenringplayerlol]

injected himself in drama so hard he took drug's

[@DWN037]

I've been waiting for this edit

[@Serek_Studios]

the definetion of chronically online

[@Average0Joe]

i love how he stutters so much through out this, it show that he is making up his own story as he goes lol

[@lehonouredone]

After he did a interview with EnchantedMob and changed his opinion about Poppy Playtime at that exact moment my feelings started to change for this guy and at the end my feelings about him being a clickbaiter who just wants money was right. End Communication.

[@crazykillerchimera]

What do you mean exactly? He asked EM for a free code for chapter two on a whim not expecting anything, and was surprised he said yes. He still trashed chapter two, so not sure what your referring to.

[@lehonouredone]

@@crazykillerchimera what I'm referring to is after interview he was suddenly like "I think EM is genuinely sorry guys" like really? They harrased a 15 year old making him go to a hospital and if that wasn't enough they stole his character designs from the game that he made and made Poppy Playtime which then turned into a cash grab.

[@crazykillerchimera]

@@lehonouredone Ah I see I thought you were talking about the game. Yeah that was total bs

[@lehonouredone]

@@crazykillerchimera yeah the game is good like many people worked on it and just because EM is a fking idiot that doesn't make the game itself bad

[@drawingdragon]

@@lehonouredone "They harassed a 15 year old making him go to the hospital" is an incredibly deceptive way to frame the situation. And why were you surprised? His vitriol at MobGames was based on nothing (the "evidence" in his video trilogy is laughable) and his "interview" video was also based on nothing. Don't be surprised when someone who backs themselves up on shaky or nonexistent foundations suddenly turning when confronted with shaky or nonexistent evidence to the contrary.

[@rclark777]

Theft King saying "you've been ignoring me I beg of you" makes him sound like an incel supervillain lol.

[@doritos4956]

There is no queen of England

[@DeviemTwen]

@@doritos4956 Tighten

[@Slimerite]

This video basically: "Connection Terminated. Im sorry Kane Carter but thats bullshit"

[@justa_user]

Theft King oddly has very inspiring quotes, despite it just being because he felt like someone bigger than him was literally abusing him when Kane was literally just trying to get King Theft to stop freaking out. "I'm not religious, but if there was a hell, Kane Carter will burn for eternity..." Even then, the one video that is the opposite of what I just said also does. "If you swing at the king, you better not miss" *Kane Carter did hit and got a Crit*

[@useryeeted4336]

Aww, the Memes just get better and better lads.

[@RealSnuuy]

Still the funniest fnaf drama i've seen so far

[@kingvideogames]

If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and do a donate to Theft King after his rant, with the message saying “Kane swung at the king and hit him in the balls so hard he became a pawn”.

[@Firec0in]

Guys, never let yourself become like this. You will look back and realize how cringe you were. Never ever get this low.

[@Talonflame876]

Theft is not even a kid He's in his 30s

[@RatTailSoup4]

I bet theft is SEETHING at the memes

[@twofiftysix]

The swing may have missed, but he tripped and fell on his own.

[@doomedgundam6684]

He did swing at the king. With a fucking executioner axe and took his damn head off.

[@seriousnorbo3838]

"I would never attack JonnyBlox" and other jokes you can tell to yourself

[@outspade]

well, we’ve finally found an upside to security breach basically retconning the ffps ending

[@StreamFamily]

How is that an upside?

[@squiddu]

this is the new canon

[@xinderx]

They didn't retcon,springboy just survived

[@familytablet6453]

I'm surprised you didn't have Kane grab Theft and say "So don't keep the devil waiting, old friend"

[@aster7420]

YESS!!! I was hoping someone would do this, and you friend have done just that. You've made my day and I love you.

[@StenchSniffer]

Tbh, the, “you swing at the king, you better not miss.” goes hard.

[@lorylikestoast8467]

The amount of memes coming out of this drama is just *mwah* chef’s kiss 🤌

[@RealSnuuy]

(Wrote from my memory) Theft king be like: Channel terminated I'm sorry to unterrupt you Johnnyblox, if you still even remember that name but i'm afraid you've been misinformed, you were not here to make me a beter person, nor have you been called by the individual you asume, altough you have indeed been called you have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and donations, chilfish drama and clickbait content, a labyrinth with no exit a channel with no subs, you don't even realize that you are attacked, your lust for doing the right thing has driven you in endless circles, chasing the sound of clickbait in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near yet somehow out of reach, but you will never make me apologize, none of you will, this is where your story ends, and to you my brave subscriber, who somehow found this stream intended for you, altough there was a way out planned for you i have a feeling that's not what you want, i have a feeling that you are right where you want to be, i am remaining as well, i am nearby, this drama will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally fade away, as the agony of every troll should, and to you monsters trapped in this drama, be still and give up your spirits they don't belong to you, now i'm not religious or anything but if there's a hell, Kane Carter will burn for eternity.

[@DeviemTwen]

“My father, if you can hear me, I knew you wouldn’t return. It’s in your nature leave behind your creations. I don’t care of your progress of finding milk is incomplete, or abandoned, I am still here. Growing into the very thing you swore to destroy. And as for my mother, I knew she wouldn’t leave my side. Not my mother. I couldn’t trick her then, so let me trick her now. It’s time to fall, Kane Carter, and all of his devilish deeds. Swing at the King, and you best not miss... 😏”

[@juliangabrielnievera5428]

Best ending than FNAF

[@DaylenTvGaming]

The king has fallen but in a good and just amazing way. Amazing meme

[@AHandleWasAlreadyTaken]

Theft king- Thinks he makes a good point. Everyone- Makes cool fanart and supports Kane

[@intal4231.]

Atleast he apologized

[@Jay-xp2lk]

What type of King cries after getting rickrolled 💀

[@PancakebatterLuigi]

1:30 Why did that actually give me chills, bro sounds like a maniac version of Henry.

[@StenchSniffer]

I’ve watched this like 4 times, I absolutely love this

[@de-fabo4028]

This...this is simply a masterpiece

[@SiilyClown]

These memes have been hilarious, but im so glad that these moments are immortalized. For other people to see, and for him to remember if hes really honest about wanting to change.

[@BIGDADDUI]

"You swing at the king you best not miss" He clearly took your head off

[@Apollo34]

Pov: You watch theft king burn his own platform to the ground

[@EvanAgredano]

"This ends... For all of us. End communication."

[@itsnic2295]

You swing at the King you get E T E R N A L D A M N A T I O N

[@keyboardkets379]

Ok all drama aside, can we talk about how well made this video is, like you did not have too go this hard.

[@swisscheese-394]

this uniorinically sounds good with the audio quality of the recording

[@chotisit9328]

"You swing at the king you best not miss" I CRINGED SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀 Theft King really fell off huh

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

I really wish that all drama looked like this

[@owlface5023]

Fnaf announcer guy: "Great job! Not only did you ruin your own career in record time, but you did it such a way that somehow nobody is impressed! Despite your vigorous attempts, not one person understands what you are talking about or why any of this is happening. Most of all, there is actually no one else we can legally blame but you! Please take this Certificate of Being Cancelled so everyone else knows that you are saying, holds no weight whatsoever! Now get out! :D"

[@pheodactlr]

THIS HAS NO RIGHT BEING THIS FUNNY

[@GippyHappy]

I’d be cracking up if I was Kane. Like imagine your opponent throwing the fight that hard, ruining their own career before you even have to respond. It’s like they stepped into a boxing ring and as soon as the match started Theft just proceeded to punch himself in the face as hard as he could multiple times while everyone looked on in horror, then from the hospital he’s like “yeah, I totally won that fight 😏”

[@suly5836]

Something always rubbed me the wrong way with Theft King and how overly positive he was over everything, it was too good to be true. The moment the Kane love leter video was posted I was in awe of how dumb the situation was and then tis happens.

[@deathninja3389]

i always woundered why he was so positive as well like he never expressed no anger, no sadness it felt off

[@GengarFan1997]

@@deathninja3389 Some people are more positive than negative.

[@jockdouglass3824]

I feel like he was suppressing something as if he'd crack at slightest wrong against him

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

@@jockdouglass3824 and he did

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@GengarFan1997 But it seems that pretending to be those folks will not end well

[@atropos1429]

Holy fuck This is one of the best things I've ever seen from this whole batshit situation

[@RayetheFox]

I should not have watched this video while sick, I just choked on a hard cough-laugh😭

[@toastedprocastinator]

jokes aside, out of context, most of this sounds perfect for an Popgoes teaser

[@StarlyTheScrambled]

i literally just got in the loop of this drama and im loving all the theft king slander

[@ZaneDoesFNF]

something that makes this even funnier is that theft is like 30 but acts like an actual child

[@alexplosion_ITA]

Thank you, this is just perfect.

[@toons4560]

I kind of expected somebody to do it.

[@ShortFuze1170]

The first video I saw using TheftKing’s audio, I genuinely thought it was from a fan game with Kane Carter as William afton lol

[@GroupNebula563]

“what” well said

[@dek5775]

when you build a drama channel looking for way to make even more dramas that it actually backfires at you

[@FilmBucket]

I knew something was off with Theft after I'd been watching him for a while and saw his complete 180 at the Poppy Playtime situation after interviewing the team, but I never thought it'd come to THIS.

[@cking4869]

Man, I used to really like Theftking too. Tbh I didn't even think what he did was that bad, but his reaction to it alone makes me rethink it

[@Ziedmac]

This is going straight into my fucking legendary playlist

[@KuronRat]

Damn... guess the fame kicked in real quick for him huh? He started of so good...

[@PikachuGamerSMT]

I love how he still says "dude" when he is angry/crying

[@magikarperxd]

"You swing at the king you best not miss" they did not in fact, miss

[@jjtheboss-live-tf2]

King of clownery

[@DinIsSoCool12]

i like how he says "If there was a hell, Kane Carter *will* burn for eternity"

[@Banahamut]

This video is perfect.

[@KingzzzYT]

Easily the funniest thing I have seen all day. Nice art of the Fanimatronics.

[@philardo]

I referenced swing at the king in his latest stream cause I thought it was a funny line, but now that I know the context I think I gave this guy vietnam flashbacks 😭

[@melikesmuffins6676]

Don't you dare slander my guys Phil and Kane like that lol

[@palokyu9891]

He straight up damned him to hell

[@BasementDweller_]

If you swing at the king, you best not miss. Luckily you didn’t miss.

[@aidanmation]

I've waited for this for my entire life...

[@Gamerbijjy]

I love this edit

[@mr.cschaosworkshop]

This is an absolutely _amazing_ way of covering this topic