Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery | Infomericals | adult swim

[@darkevilyn8444]

"you... left ME... for DEAD" "WE APOLOGIIIZED"

[@Cybermat47]

dark evilyn basically Vietnam

[@foofoo3344]

poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!

[@almisami]

The most realistic conversation about Vietnam ever.

[@capeck1993]

"ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'VE STILL GOT MEN LEFT OVER THERE?!"

[@tomiantenna7279]

The congressional medal of apology.

[@hotelmario510]

The delivery of the line "I'm going to kill him, but not before he kills you. i can't _get there_ in time" is really funny

[@IamBHM]

Those foolish trained soldiers made the fatal mistake of bringing their puny guns to a swords, knives, very sharp objects, and cutlery fight! They never stood a chance.

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Also got CLOSER to the person they were fighting. Ridiculous!!

[@SlightlyInactive]

Harrison Westphall can’t see shit with those thick balaclavas in the dark. just rushed b too soon

[@isaac5990]

You're missing the *point* of the video.

[@ComandanteJ]

Never bring a gun to a sword, knife, very sharp object and cutlery figth.

[@justinmacmillan1966]

With the right swiss army they could have stood a chance.

[@MastaOfMonkeyDisasta]

*Escaped from a Vietnamese work camp, captured by Vietnamese Forces in Pittsburgh and sent back to Vietnam* what, lol

[@Captain-Kidding]

Never trust those nail salons at the mall.

[@brianbagnall3029]

Kenny's a great guy. Hell of a producer.

[@glitterclitter_.]

@John R holy shit really!?

[@LRGDuran]

You know why? because he trusts master Shumway.

[@Tadesan]

Hehe, mark

[@Diederiiik]

Was *

[@ScrumpTCG]

just realized he was in breaking bad

[@SamuraiPie8111]

this is how people who own katanas actually think they can fight

[@Earoist]

+Agent Bill Wilson The whole time I was thinking "Why don't they just shoot him?"

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

+Agent Bill Wilson Would you stab a man before throwing him out of a plane?

[@slitor]

+Earoist because he deflects bullets....duh...

[@Earoist]

slitor That's what I thought too. But they didn't even try. He can deflect punches too.

[@flockofdeer]

+Earoist havent you seen every action movie ever? either the enemy always forgets that a gun shoots bullets or their accuracy is so bad that they would miss from two feet away

[@s0nnyburnett]

Alright men, single file and don't fire until you're within sword striking range.

[@burtonl7239]

They wanted him alive to do the mission. Their orders were just to distract him so the General could sneak up on his wife.

[@RoboterHund87]

Burton L They're all dead now, but it's ok fellas, it was just to distract him, not to take him down!

[@foofoo3344]

poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!

[@abayomimadein8637]

@@foofoo3344 those fucking bastards

[@maxscott3349]

He would just cut the bullets in half

[@matthewwinters5430]

"You're gonna spread a lot of fear with your penetrator. Right, it's a very masculine weapon"

[@kingfishcl8083]

I like how the fake japanese speaking people all wear chinese clothes and put chopsticks in their hair, specializing in tomahawks that are actually european battle axes

[@LostSoulz417]

+King FishCL The "Assassins blade" really a Gurkha Knife, lovely.

[@satesup4353]

Its so Samurai Cop, man... .

[@Cyromantik]

King FishCL I agree, even though I knew it was all satirical, my OCD was triggered but all this fuckery. Well played Adult Swim, well played.

[@mmko7263]

King FishCL The guy playing Indo doesn't have an accent and has a Japanese name in the credits, so I think he's actually Japanese. The wife has an accent but her actor's first name is Ko so she might be Japanese, too.

[@RoboBoddicker]

It’s real japanese. They sound a bit rusty though lol

[@nlsluckyegg8771]

"recaptured in 2004 at a mall in Pittsburgh and brought back to veitnam"

[@crazypath573]

all those weapons for 220 bucks? Great deal!

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

that is realistic... when I was younger, I remember being baffled yet intrigued in "QVC" or other cable TV sales type channels... I was always confused how they could offer a set of 12 folding pocket knives, 6 throwing axes, 12 throwing knives 12 steak knives, 5 filleting knives, 5 buck knives, 10 ninja stars, 3 different katana swords and a grappling hook with 50 ft. rope for the low, low price of $199.99... They would say it's a $1,200 value and someone is going to lose their job for offering such a low, low price... Turns out its the cheapest, most prone to rusting, most prone to falling apart metal with the dullest blades available. You would be forgiven if you mistook the back of the knife for the blade in some instances. Just because there appears to be a cutting edge doesn't mean it will do the job. To be fair; the years i remember taking notice of cutlery infomercials are the same years that Insane Clown Posse music videos were popular as well as freakishly colored contact lenses and Jenco jeans commercials... I am proud to say that while I was fascinated by the era, I never partook.

[@Ovahlls]

Joe Cat and then you get arrested for possession of 50+ knifes and blades.

[@flippywalrustv655]

Oi mate you ave a loiscense fo those knives?

[@VAMPIMPZ]

@@Ovahlls in america?? u can't even get arrested for owning 50+ assault rifles there

[@ChaosBW]

Actually yes even if they're display only

[@toxendon]

Keanu Reeves is taking every job he can nowadays

[@Tommy1marg]

well... that's his job... as an actor....

[@constantine1435]

Dude, this ist not Keanu Reeves. Come on.

[@GoteeWearer]

Constantine well aren't you observant

[@GreedySupperFast]

Constantine I thought that too, but then I realised he's wearing a wig

[@constantine1435]

his name is Rob Huebel, Just take a Look to the cast.

[@darrenpope755]

I love the over-the-top shaky cam. That cracked me up. So many movies think that is a good idea and it just sucks.

[@1aundulxaldin]

Sounds like a Liam Neeson movie

[@sonyagriffy]

Real elephant tusk and tiger claw spray painted gold. Lmao!

[@edvh88]

sonya griffy only the best!!

[@insolentish4529]

I loved your acting on" hey arnold"

[@peachylady]

@@insolentish4529 omg lol

[@ToxicCityOfficial]

Its a fancy, masculine weapon.

[@7777777Beau7777777]

Kenny trusts Shumway lololol

[@fritzstammen4535]

Oh boy

[@altvibr]

reminds me of something that would be in a grand theft auto radio station

[@juanchocorleone]

Yes! So weird and random.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Vaint Holy crap, you're right. I used to love listening to those stations after I got tired of the same songs all the time haha

[@Ovahlls]

West Coast Talk Station. Bless Her Heart That American Channel

[@carmelothegoat1892]

Vaint there was a tv show in gta 4 where they sold knives

[@VV-ig1po]

Rite

[@SCWood]

I love how the penetrator literally requires you to squeeze your fingers onto the blades to close it.

[@dharmallars]

A true master of a weapon needs to understand it’s strength. I regularly slice myself with my katana on purpose.

[@AngeloXification]

@@dharmallars Its the only way to develop an immunity tbh

[@spacefriend6588]

That one is actually a real thing, it's called the trident dagger. It's meant to be used in your offhand in a duel to trap your opponent's weapon.

[@OtakuVs]

Man the new Witcher 3 DLC looks really weird

[@Eztravi]

wouldn't expect to see you here

[@lorenzogutierrez5959]

The penetrator?

[@eamalvy]

- “Are you telling me we still got men left over there??” - “Kind of” 😂😂

[@NeroSeries]

I would watch more infomercials if they were like this

[@roguishpaladin]

I trust you've watched the Alpha Chow video, then?

[@pardonthemusic]

@@roguishpaladin i think they mean infomercials in general, not like the infomercial time block on [as]

[@jamiehalfkin5813]

@@roguishpaladin the alpha chow one had me laughing the hardest I had in a while the first time I seen it lmfao

[@paddyDeeful]

"they corrupted our mainframe, i don't know whats going on" hahaha

[@27182818284590452354]

Not a big Steven Seagal movie fan, but at least this one is short enough to end before you're completely bored.

[@GenericInternetter]

your comment was funnier than this whole video.

[@WinterSteele]

27182818284590452354e-19 Also features a lot less dubbing than usual-- always a plus.

[@wolvesnrp]

27182818284590452354e-19 I was bored immediately

[@mauigio]

LMFAO DED cause you killed me

[@mauigio]

@Jsuttian that what she said... She says alot

[@nothosaur]

7:20. That acting is perfect, vintage 1989 B-Action Movie right there. I love how he says, "Bring our boys home!"

[@DrDaffodil]

I am 90% sure that is Keanu Reeves.

[@rainergeis]

Rob Huebel

[@MistressMerr]

Man, even the less/not funny of these infomercial things do a really good job of not going where you expect them to go.

[@Americansikkunt]

They are wearing Chinese clothing and speaking japanese. That's not hilarious...Shunway can't properly speak with his own wife....that's not funny. Maybe add some farts and poop and it would suit my taste better.

[@RonWolfHowl]

+Americansikkunt Um… Are you trying to sound sarcastic???

[@davidfoster5561]

MistressMerr I just found them and I'm hooked.

[@roguishpaladin]

Americansikkunt That's part of the joke. Up until 7:18 he's the biggest mall ninja that you can be, just like many of the folks who sell cheap stainless steel katanas. Of course he can't speak any Asian language, never mind his own wife's. He probably chose what his wife would wear for the show as well. By all rights, he should be supremely incompetent with his weapons and the weapons themselves should not hold up...so when he actually turns out to be a complete badass with a sword, it subverts the image that's been set up.

[@Femaiden]

this went pretty much where I expected. It's Adult Swim, someone was gonna die. . .

[@DeGust01Gote]

this acting is flawless

[@TheLinkMedic]

the entire "fantasy weapon" collection

[@Donkeytron64]

look at it all and tremble with fear anyone can own this array of weapons but put 'em on your shelf at home

[@scriminamp]

Actual Footage of Metal Gear Solid VI

[@hunterbartlett3483]

I lost it at "Dong Valley, 1969"

[@valonquar1]

Glad to see the guy from the Playstation commercials getting work.

[@joee1213]

“It’s a fancy, masculine weapon.” -Kenny

[@ToxicJassassin]

That instant purchase at 3:00 got me

[@Admin-rn6ym]

LOL!

[@yellowblanka6058]

This is like a 13 year olds fan fiction come to life, lol.

[@EvilOttoJrProductions]

Huh. Kenny later turned out to be that nerdy baseball-card-collecting drug dealer from Better Call Saul. Weird.

[@crimsonwallace5508]

Thats where I knew him from THANK YOU!

[@D33D33_]

LOL I WAS WONDERING WHERE TF I KNEW HIM FROM.THANKS

[@WhiteLie---------------------1]

that's what I was thinking of the pie sitter

[@60000L]

I was confused for the longest time, thanks for finally reminding me hahaha

[@0mnicide]

Wrong. That’s WC Fields from On Cinema. He’s also Charlie Chaplin and The 3 Stooges.

[@casey6556]

I know the whole thing is very much a joke but somehow I still feel intensely bad for Kenny and his childhood trauma that has clearly not been addressed. Not to mention taking a knife to the throat.

[@solidkingcobra]

I kinda wanna see the dragon face cream show as well. Soushi knows what's up.

[@jaredletos1stcousin144]

The sheer skill in the way shumway holds the blade.you can tell he knows what hes doing

[@calliekatielady]

This is the greatest piece of art that I have ever seen. Thank you Adult Swim. I now know what living feels like.

[@memeboi4173]

*holds kukri* "The ASSASSINS BLADE" "oh"

[@quaiddairloom9221]

Meme Boi I agree

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Kenny:...."don't do it please..." 😯

[@MrTlong2010]

7:45 "Recipient of the Pentagon's "Sincere Apology Award."

[@williamherman9065]

Rob Hubel is possibly the most Underrated Comedian of my time.

[@fucgoogle4559]

Every time you see him you know it's gonna be good

[@devin6201]

He was great on human giant, first place I saw him and now you gotta hunt down those episodes

[@foreverphantom6881]

You get drunk you stay away from your phone, that's how people get hurt. So true.

[@nayr497]

Gotta love the amount of air time they need to fill on Adult Swim. Nowhere else would this skit be 11:30 long. Amazing!

[@kevinscott9013]

dragon face cream DESU

[@wehafse]

"How did you find me?" "We turned on the TV"

[@NinjaSushi2]

I like how guys with guns just keep running forward. Some don't even shoot. They just run straight into his sword. LOL!

[@terminallygray]

those are the Special Forces rejects. Their test to prove themselves is go on a mission and NOT get killed. Nature has some gruesome ways.

[@chaosandrew2086]

This is the most awesome informercial I have ever seen

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

"How did you find me?" "We turned on the television." I should have seen that coming, yet I somehow didn't...

[@MedievalGenie]

I like how a simple parrying dagger coupled with imagination becomes The Gut Spreader. Also I think that Assassin Knife is a budget kukri from Windlass. I've got one of those, it's of mediocre sharpness and overweight, like myself really.

[@joshgartland7160]

The kukri is a Nepalese weapon used by the Gurkhas

[@fredstolperman2785]

:D

[@LB-lb7pm]

"The Penetrator" is actually a parrying dagger.

[@ryanperez3338]

"SHOSHI! You did it girl! You saved your self..." lol best part

[@mattg7269]

Best part "how did you find me" , general " we turned on the tv"

[@MissFalcon]

The triple action gut spreader is actually a parrying device, also a gut spreader.

[@Dschoanig]

Kenny is just the best producer you could ever have

[@cluelesswanderer]

*W E A P O L O G I Z E D*

[@roguishpaladin]

"Recipient of the Pentagon Sincere Apology Award"

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Dragon Shumway from NTSF:SD:SUV featuring the actor from childrens hospital, Rob Heubel, played by the actual actor Rob Huebel. I love how everything in the Adult Swim network basically takes place in a shared universe

[@SMLEMK4]

Very sharp humor. Good cutting remarks. I think they got the point. Very edgey comedy. Err... wait I'm sure there's another. No...that's it.

[@oreohunter7798]

Those jokes were dull, such pointless puns, you really grind my gears, you need sharpen your wits, i can't handle you any more.

[@TJhandford524]

SMLEMK4 You made me laugh home slice! You split my sides man!

[@karokkiolo2491]

Are you going to cut this someday?

[@StrayGuitarist]

Your puns were pretty cutting edge.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

SMLEMK4 Your comment pierced me right through the heart.

[@phoenixrises1311]

The skit gets progressively funnier! Love it!

[@Mojoman57]

They corrupted our mainframe.

[@AirahsELL]

Shoshi: Everything hurts. Subtitles: I wish Indo was here. Shumway: And I love you too, sweet pea. PFFFT

[@demolition_lovers]

why does this unironically look like something out of MGS4

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Kenny’s story wrestling with his dad was just too amusing

[@milescorporosus4058]

"Just between guys, just fun."

[@danwood1121]

I would've been more amusing if the swords just bent and snapped like the actual mail ninja crap that those shows sell.

[@ISAAC607]

The joke is that its real

[@Demonanimator]

Well gotta to prove these were real somehow

[@leafpirate]

"escaped Vietnamese work camp in 1995" i love how it takes him over 20 years to escape

[@how2pick4name]

A katana with the words "bad mammy jammy" That looks really authentic... :O

[@zp6097]

I love how Chaos Neutral this show is! More!

[@RockLegend13]

The Pentagon's "sincere apology" award. Hahahaha

[@magnustoth8506]

Writing is brilliant. And that dude Shumway is such a memorable character.

[@JosieOuiri]

they killed kenny......

[@anagennao]

those bastards!

[@NG..]

“Circumcised by a Tomahawk” is my favorite movie

[@smirch]

"Ow, my nuts!" - Submitted for Emmy consideration

[@kelvinblack9354]

I can't be the only one who was thinking: ''YOU HAVE GUNS! USE THEM, DAMMIT!''

[@shanetheclassic]

I know what those soldiers were thinking - "This guy is clearly a trained martial artists with Swords, too fast for us to shoot at a distance. We better get within close range to ensure an accurate kill shot"

[@hyperhektor7733]

9:30"i accept your appology" "but i didnt'" "but it seem like one" hahaha

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

They’re so sharp they can cut an energy vampire.

[@Annatar3019]

8:36 Holy shit! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

[@音姫soundprincess]

gonna tell my kids this is metal gear solid

[@Outward777]

"The greatest asset this country ever has at it's disposal is fear" This just got way too real.

[@forrestdrouin7678]

By the time it had become an infomercial again I had forgotten that it was one to begin with.

[@timothygaynor5130]

7:26 that's music from Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars!

[@mark6302]

real elephant tusk spray painted gold

[@Vondruke]

Kenny is such an energy vampire.

[@MrBlawkEyes]

I cant get enough of these wtf how come no one made me aware of the awesome that is Adult swim Infomercials. These need more views.

[@U3X6785]

The poor producer....

[@barrettbarker8343]

8:34 I LOLd

[@manderson147]

The thing is that’s probably a fair price for that many knives.

[@mr.joshua6818]

Definitely

[@Error-5478]

"Spray painted gold"

[@jarlaxle3588]

It's like they say..."Don't bring a gun to a knife fight."

[@kevy_metal]

"Wrestling, just for fun, just between men" that was so brief but so uncomfortable even as it breezed by 🤣🤣

[@vinnieesposito8645]

It keeps me coming back.

[@taylorwest6986]

I wonder if Kenny ever got his baseball card collection back...

[@vote4carp]

at 7:19 I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT. This guy rocks.

[@NikkiRox247]

The Colin Robinson origin story we never knew we needed.

[@jaredletos1stcousin144]

1. SHUMWAY 2. Me (the most humble man) 3. Martin Luther king jr. 4. Gandhi 5. Norse gods 6. Other gods 7. adult swim 8. Adult swam 9. Swimming adult 10. Indo Yamamoto

[@avery-james]

“Just between guys... just fun.”

[@lynnlo]

Adult swim as a talent for making 11 minutes feel like an hour with its commercials.

[@dpj1]

Thank goodness, Kenny was really draining the energy from this show 😜😂

[@Demonanimator]

dpj1 how dare you.. he was one hell of a producer..

[@dharmallars]

Most powerful energy vampire in the continental US

[@the0mighty0burrito]

6:18 look! It's Geralt of Rivia!

[@therussianyetishow1238]

Shumway: *holding kukri* Me: oh cool my favorite blade! Shumway: “this is an assassin blade.” Me: Shumway no!

[@yjk5737]

Why are they all wearing Chinese clothes and speaking Japanese?

[@Stephen-uz8dm]

Because it's supposed to be corny and stupid. In the eyes of America, foreign cultures are often mistaken for each other or not even recognized as separate.

[@calif1mc]

Stephen Zogas Well, a lot of the world does the same thing about us, but we are more varied than any nation on Earth.

[@SamJohnston91]

Michael Cook Haha, hardly.

[@rickjones5945]

Sam Johnston No really, there's a reason why its called the great melting pot.

[@Stephen-uz8dm]

I'm Canadian but the same idea still implies

[@saintanick8749]

This is my favorite Steven Seagull movie

[@ExpieMF]

Good God! You brought choppers to my TV studio.