T4 lighting with Damooo (OOF OOF OOF OOF)

[@supersparks9466]

I did this exact conversation about a year ago with the same cabinet, what are the chances.

[@dsesuk]

I recorded this one because Nige and I did a lovely T2 cabinet conversion about 18-months ago and I always regretted not capturing it on camera. There are probably many examples of appliances being binned for something new where a bit of lateral thinking can give it an extended lifespan.

[@TestGearJunkie.]

@@dsesuk Pity about the L*Ds though, personally I prefer to pay the extra leccy bill than have those things in the premises 🤮

[@dlh190]

The way you berate your staff is first class, the comparison between Linda's camera abilities and Nigel's was beautifully designed to make her try harder. The braying to Damo was only let down by the lack of a comment like "the child support agency are after him".

[@dsesuk]

I keep getting hauled up in front of HR who desperately want to sack me - but then they'd be out of a job as it's my company. I've had more "final written warnings" in my time than I've had blow-jobs which is a desperately sad statistic.

[@TestGearJunkie.]

@@dsesuk Yeah, I've had a few of those (final written warnings, not blow jobs, they're not easy for a girl) 😋

[@devonfuse]

I started watching this and saw the "Parental Advisory" notice. Hold on a minute while I go and get a note from my Mum.

[@dsesuk]

Your mum's with me right now. I asked her if she was happy for you to watch it, but I couldn't understand her response while her mouth was full.

[@devonfuse]

@@dsesuk Hi Mum!

[@dsesuk]

@@devonfuse Fucks sake; check back in a couple of minutes - she's being sick into the toilet at the mo.

[@TestGearJunkie.]

@@dsesuk I think we should change your name to David Unsavoury 🤣

[@John_Faultless]

Pretty sure Damo is a figment of Dave's imagination 😂

[@rlfvacslakenheath]

Hes all hands that one.

[@dsesuk]

Christ John, I've inhaled so much Strongbow at this point that I'm totally confused as to what's real and what's not.

[@John_Faultless]

@@dsesuk 😂😂😂

[@AdamWatson001]

ROFL - Oddly, the shout-out (or rather, post shout-out skit) was actually better than the main content. 🙂

[@Kippaxx61]

We’ve missed your content

[@dsesuk]

Sorry, lots recorded or half edited - I just never seem to have the sobriety to poo it all out!

[@AdamWatson001]

P.S. I liked the different shots for the actual shout-out!

[@imark7777777]

Nigel is looking a lot better in this video, must have went on one of those makeover shows.

[@imark7777777]

Kind of hard to see how the cabinet is made I think I would've taken the unit out and mounted the strip on the side so it's reflecting and not direct into the diffuser. Then you would get at least some of the originals reflections effect. I'm only at 5:00 so I'm curious what they end up with.

[@remog38]

" He's not right you know" " I know "

[@ianmiller3182]

I have a social housing provider near me having a block of flats with 3 pin bayonet pendant sets. Replacement lamps only from them at £14.00 a pop.

[@dsesuk]

I did a video about those terrible things years ago.

[@TestGearJunkie.]

David, I didn't think you could get worse, but the ending to the shout-outs had us both on the floor guffawing loudly (and there's a sight I bet you wish you could have seen) 🤣 See you at Elex next month, most likely the Thursday.

[@dsesuk]

Elex should be fun... or a horror! We'll see how it goes!

[@Richardincancale]

13:45 Not sure which of you two has the bigger bounce! Wooo ooo ooo ooo!

[@dsesuk]

Oh please - my beer-moobs take it every time.

[@LindaTheLearner]

@@dsesuk .. them pathetic dog-ear flaps??? Admit it, you’re woefully out-gunned by my mighty fine rack!!

[@geniusmarcsays2434]

i have a question, about type 2 SPD, what happens if i connect it to the neutral bus bar instead of the earth? doesn't it still protect from transient high voltage?

[@dsesuk]

Probably. Especially in a TNC-S arrangement as neutral and earth are connected together at the head anyway. But, why would you connect it to neutral?

[@tazzy3469]

I hope that taser was fitted with an AFDD and 18th certified 🤔

[@dsesuk]

Indeed - a Hager AFDD. It didn't trip though.

[@olly7673]

Welcome back Mr S, it has been such a long time but I am glad to see you around again. Nice bit of sideways thinking with the LED strip, and one of those moments to have a bit of packing oneself on the back for a job well done, and saving the customer a load of cash. Nice to see you enjoy the French Riviera though looking at the expression on the bespectacled lady in the black and floral dress walking behind you in a few scenes made me chuckle. Looking at you and her watch as if to say "Will you turn that sodding thing off and talk to me?" I am presuming it is the long-suffering Mrs S, but maybe it was a stalker....... ogling your manhood from afar! 😆 We look forward to your next instalment eagerly.

[@dsesuk]

Oi oi Olly m'boy! Indeed, if there's a lady looking at me disapprovingly in any video, aside from Linda, then it'll be my better half. Also, if she's walking funny, you know I got lucky the night before.

[@olly7673]

@@dsesuk I don't want to sound course but she was walking a bit bow legged, and not able to stop "a pig in a poke" you stud!!!

[@steveosshenanigans]

Man hood in seat 26b ding dong !!

[@cycler666]

Brilliant, great job guys :)

[@dsesuk]

Why, cheers old sport! Thanks for tuning in!

[@mickbowler9111]

How many electricians (allegedly) does it take to change a T4 tube...

[@dsesuk]

Three. One to hold the camera, one to pass the glasses and one to change the tube.

[@Baggiolyful]

@@dsesuknot 4 ? Who holds your beer 🤔

[@joesouthgate]

Been off to hang out with Jordan at his southern France pad Dave? 😅

[@dsesuk]

Hell of a chateau that boi has got. Sponsorship is obviously doing him well!

[@CellAmen]

Hello it’s good to see you back

[@dsesuk]

Well, I thought I ought to throw something out there. It's been nearly a month!

[@cblairrrr2048]

Been waiting a while for a new one. Enjoy the post op pint

[@dsesuk]

It wasn't too bad. My massive balls have such a wide surface area that it actually made the shock sensation quite pleasant. I insisted on a second zapping but had to wait a while for the guy to charge his taser back up.

[@AdrianColes]

Welcome to the world of needing glasses for stuff that mere months ago you would not have needed.

[@dsesuk]

Back c1989 I turned short-sighted and had to start wearing NHS glasses in my final year of school which, not that it was really needed, fired the final "loser" torpedo into my (already spectacularly) low chances of ever getting off with either class-whore Kiola "four fingers" Powers, or class tit-shelf Donna McMahon. In 2000, I paid £500 for laser surgery to get shot of that nuisance and 20-20 vision did me well... until (ironically) 2020 when old age made me suddenly long-sighted. I *hate* being long-sighted. I'd prefer it the other way around - I need to see up-close, whereas wearing glasses for driving or such wouldn't be so much of an issue.

[@TestGearJunkie.]

@@dsesuk You're lucky, I've got a hole right in the middle of the retina in my left eye, which is a bit like looking through a net curtain. On the plus side, the other eye has compensated and is now better than 20/20 according to the consultant at the hospital eye clinic.

[@BarryWilliams-r4q]

Has elmo given you a flower necklace in club tropicana yet

[@dsesuk]

I have no idea what that sentence means.

[@Richardincancale]

@@dsesuk Is he thinking of a pearl necklace? I usually am!!

[@AdrianColes]

Account created mere seconds before commenting. Some sort of bot.

[@dsesuk]

@@AdrianColes Usually the ones that comment moments after upload pretend to be single women desperate to show off their bits. I'm not sure what Barry Williams has got, but I know it's nothing I need to see!

[@davewood4604]

Yay another DSES video. This time with the plapable sexual tension between Damo and yourself. Oooh a slow burner that one

[@dsesuk]

Well, he does cause me to make that 'OOF'ing noise. That can't be healthy.

[@AndrewBrownEngTechTMIET]

🤣

[@dsesuk]

Oi oi Andrew. Looking forward to the curry and Cobra next month?