T95 | HAHA ROUND GOES BOINK (War Thunder SUPER HEAVY TANK)

[@frankdrebin3988]

Passive of the T-95: *turns invisible when standing still*

[@jammygamer8961]

worked in real life too

[@mayankanand6733]

"It's vision is based on movement"

[@infinitydott]

@@jammygamer8961 High intellect joke lol

[@Aparthonox]

Wait how does it stand?

[@mileskessler2905]

Drax-95

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

Im half convinced if a t95 and MAUS actually encountered each other in battle, they would just hop out of their tank and play a chess match to determine who wins.

[@jo9622]

i mean if they did that would go like this t-95 commander: gets out of tank with everyone else maus commander: light em up!! 1-95 crew: all die

[@goldeneagle3088]

@@jo9622 other way around really

[@jo9622]

@@goldeneagle3088 yeah your probably right

[@tranquilclaws8470]

They would use their MGs to draw out a game of tic-tac-toe. It would be just as effective as fighting each other XD.

[@davecrupel2817]

Indeed. Only the most respectable commanders get to wield such mighty tools of warfare.

[@realnamerealperson5336]

going up a hill in the T-95 is like the interstellar meme "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 31 years"

[@brianr.6376]

More like every un upgraded heavy tank

[@07christianoj20]

No Need for going uphill just moving simply "This little move is gonna cost us 31 years"

[@hazardgoose2352]

haha I broke the 200 like

[@sturmgewehr4454]

Haha funi number

[@SleepySkull1]

"Why dont you see a T95" >American army losing the T95 in a field for 27 years. *Sweat in American*

[@lostevil333]

Wait really ? 😂😂

[@alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744]

@@lostevil333 yeap they did

[@johnfrancisterne1072]

It was behind a far smaller bush, too

[@lostevil333]

@@alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744 daamn

[@lostevil333]

@@johnfrancisterne1072 😂😂

[@callsignkojak6345]

"Ayyy I'm walking eaaarrrr" *Hears distant A-10 warthog*

[@glasslicker2829]

BrrrrrrrrrrrrRrrrRrRrr

[@tymurvotiakov]

@@glasslicker2829 Same u said but *t* at end. A-10 goes BrRrrRrrrrRrrRRt

[@PitchBlackYeti]

Well since sound travels slower than shells, if you hear an A-10 shooting it means someone else died and you're safe (for now) :)

[@Leatherface123.]

That a10 won’t pen

[@makfrags14]

A10 can't penetrate thicc T95

[@sajjadalikhan]

Drax: stands still to become invisible, still gets seen T95: nah you're doing it wrong, you gotta wiggle a little too

[@iaminyourwalls2211]

Thumbnail is the most accurate visual representation of what a t95 looks like in the heat of a match

[@ciro7027]

Me: I want wide putin Mom: we have wide Putin at home Wide Putin at home:

[@official_commanderhale965]

This is so much better mom!

[@nandolazuardiburhan1826]

Wide trump*

[@hornet8364]

@Alexander Allen Remember... no russian

[@mordekaiser8671]

*thicc*

[@JakeTheTankmaster]

That thumbnail is the best thing I've ever seen

[@mrskweaker2138]

@@FQP-7024, don’t tell me u got your feelings hurt

[@killerwolfexe92]

@@FQP-7024 ??? I mean its not that hard to figure out

[@gibbyboi7313]

T-9500

[@deprestonlittle3684]

Looks like the KV-3 from WoT

[@CRABBER-l7q]

Object 295

[@angryitalian5222]

T95: I’ve mastered the art of standing so incredibly still I turn invisible Edit: I put it back for u to see it:)

[@sooryan_1018]

Other tanks - No you aren't

[@mirjjmvl4661]

BMP-2: hi drax

[@gamergaming6604]

It just a turtle that why no one see nothing

[@jensn.1457]

Stole comment

[@angryitalian5222]

No it’s not

[@EverettB74]

Enemy: Oh dammit it a T-95 Other player" Just shoot the barrel

[@Electric_Bagpipes]

*T95 proceeds to pirouette on a dime*

[@davecrupel2817]

*boing!*

[@dillianwhyte443]

"When an immovable object meet an unstoppable force". Maus and t95 both bunkers

[@fixman88]

"Behold the one thing greater than yourself!"

[@bradenehlke7652]

More like immovable object meets immovable object

[@giovanniscarano2027]

Cheat fs

[@zacklp3844]

@@giovanniscarano2027 **laughs in angled 305mm armor**

[@lemurman7978]

@@zacklp3844 haha yeah that’s stops leopard heat fs

[@polmeria465]

Maus and T95 sitting together in a tunnel , wholesome asf

[@DoktrDub]

Maus - proceeds to continuously shoot T95 T95 - *Your free trail of living has now expired*

[@zandermean]

"trail"

[@k-874]

0:36 Even in the game the T-95's impressive camouflage is perfectly recreated

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Have to appreciate the engineering genius of using only 500 horses to move 90+ tons

[@Stalker_mechenov]

With 13 km/h only lol

[@AFT_05G]

86.2 tons,metric tons isn’t the same as American short tons.

[@deusexmachina8112]

Maus: (*Wrecked into oblivion by bombs*) T95:🎵 *making my way downtown walking fast*🎵

[@lwoos102]

Drives through tunnel Kalm Sees maus panik He’s blind kalm

[@plapkoki4119]

The naus literally said bo with his turret he qanted peace

[@_tal_5765]

Imagine 10 other people just pushing or towing this absolute chad

[@DionisusBond]

It's got a maximum speed, gear won't allow higher speed. Even downhill of when being pushed by others. Sadly :D

[@homerblancaver6098]

I had a game with 5 together. Poland. Going to A. It's horrible for.the enemy to watch. Until they drove a bomb.

[@thezestylime0989]

The problem with this thing, is that aphe shells (especially from the long 88 on most german tanks) dont detonate once they pen the cupolas. So this thing is frontally immune.

[@thebravegallade731]

At least the maus can pen it frontally come next update (apheds 317 pen at 500m)

[@the_mad_bear3683]

Laughs in bmp-1 atgm

[@Lord_Juvens]

As someone playing t95 frequently: everyone somehow hits the cupolas and somehow always 1 shots. Happens quite often 😅

[@thezestylime0989]

@@Lord_Juvens not from anything with a long 88

[@zacklp3844]

@@the_mad_bear3683 **Laughs in revenge bomb**

[@b.snotty8173]

Plot twist : That tigerII is actually a blind people who use his listening sense to find a target and he regonize the sound of T-95 he already knew he cant pen angled 300 mm front armor and let phly kill him.

[@darthgamer2014]

Phly: drives a gaint doom turtle towards 2 hostiles. Also Phly: kills King Tiger. Maus: Hey, what happened?

[@crazyd2]

Phly: What year am I in? Me who has seen a movie about time travel: Because the T-95 is so slow years past as you drove across the battlefield.

[@3Harmonies1001]

Phly: posts Me: I am speed

[@colew4150]

same

[@travislanterman3532]

@@colew4150 ive never been this early lmao

[@Veanixonn_]

T95 is one of the most badass looking tanks ever. I always wanted to get this tank in any tank game (War Thunder/World Of Tanks/ World of Tanks Blitz)

[@2727daqwid]

BTW: "Lisek" has accent on E not K (as most polish words) and should be read more like "LYSEK" - it means baby fox btw.

[@somethingelse9440]

What the heck i just played with a player named "lysek" he was playing 5.3 challenger

[@2727daqwid]

@@somethingelse9440 unfortunately lysek doesn't mean anything as far as I know :D i and y in polish are completely different sounding letters (i mean ok, in english too, i guess we have them kinda swapped?)

[@destroyerstar5674]

As Pole I agree

[@Bialy_1]

"lis"="fox" and this "ek" at the end makes this word soft and you can read it as "young fox" or "tiny fox" or just "fox" (but you want to say that in a warm way or you are a kid yourself) if you have infront of it "mały"="small"->"mały lisek" then you can translate it as "baby fox" or "tiny young fox" or "cub of fox". But in case of someone nick i would read as: this player was young when he made this account. ;)

[@destroyerstar5674]

@@Bialy_1 tak

[@Cylus1527]

One thing people always seem to underestimate when faced with a T95 is the frankly hilarious hull traverse speed the bunker is capable of. Seriously, that just has to be for game balance, right? How can something so immobile spin that damned fast?

[@CaptainSpacedOut]

I feel like a T95 is a blackhole. It's super hard to find, the army lost on for years and that tiger couldn't find it either. Gotta love how the Maus looked at the tiger back at you, to the tiger, you killed the tiger and the maus turret just stopped moving like it was a facepalm.

[@xXYourShadowDaniXx]

I love volumetric, only when it doesn't add 2 plates together just because they touch

[@ixispitzixi]

"Welcome to skill" Merch when?

[@PyroBlonde7777]

That's what I wanna know

[@masculineman123]

I really don't know if that maus was trolling or he is genuinely blind

[@3verstorm]

I think he was smart enough to know he couldn’t pen the front of the t-95, but there’s a chance he just like scope cam all game

[@sandwiched]

My favorite T95 map is 38th Parallel, southern team. I spawn in on the east side, head north-east, and take the first turn west. Shortly thereafter, an opening between the rocks to the north gives me a perfect place from which to absorb frontal shots for days, while not taking fire from the sides. It's hilarious.

[@homefront1999]

Now imagine if the T95 had the 155mm that it has in World of Tanks.

[@zenraloc]

Or the Tortoise had the 120mm L1A1

[@andrewdavies5669]

Absolutely disgusting thought I LOVE IT

[@yeetissheetsfoot60]

**SLAPS 200MM ON DOOM TURTLE** hehehehehehehehehehehe

[@QuakinMetal]

0:43 Got myself a new ringtone!

[@aidandixon6028]

The t95 has mastered the art of standing so still that they become completely invisible

[@emptank]

0:46 well you see the type 95 is quite cleverly disguised as a slowly moving heap of garbage, so on a cluttered urban battlefield it is actually quite hard to spot.

[@liamcaracofe5890]

“Keep the Vickers alive because the Vickers is my friend”

[@Фиртз]

I remember when I was still playing in arcade battles, I drove the T-54 (47) and saw how Troy tried to destroy the T95, they broke everything, and the crew was alive, they tried to set it on fire, but it didn't work, then I burned it out from the fire

[@Blakeistidy]

Day 91: play the Ju 87 B its had a sound change

[@XeroOps]

Your commitment

[@zauniblanke1588]

Can I just hang in there? Play the Ju87 with the sick Gunpod modification. Gives it 12 additional MGs. It's like sex in mud. Disgusting.

[@Blakeistidy]

@@zauniblanke1588 if u want to I’ll try and remember tomorrow

[@gamermg9439]

senpai will notice you sometime. i promise.

[@zauniblanke1588]

@@Blakeistidy that would be very nice :)

[@maddoge3032]

Ive been waiting for another t95 video for so long im so happy

[@PsihoDD]

"What year am I in?" I ask myself that every time I get into battle.

[@hugogarny8442]

0:11 FINALLY!!! I've been waiting this day for years

[@Devestator707]

Congratulations on creating a cursed image with the thumbnail.

[@zilla6134]

What is this Phly and Bo post in t a 30 minutes time stamp? Is this a miracle?

[@michaelm.5054]

Every video I wonder how he knew where an enemy tank was, how he saw a tank when I can’t see it on a big screen tv, and how he can tell the difference between, and the weaknesses in, different tanks. Blows my mind

[@brandonboyd2013]

If you play long enough, one learns these things

[@spoopyboi1005]

day 9: of asking phly to play rise of flights again cause the last time he played was like 4 years ago

[@SkySweeperSyn]

I love how attached Phly got to lisek over the course of the game. wholesome!

[@illuminaticonfirmed3579]

T 95 standing still Other tank:I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@mrmcmoustache9615]

“Well guys welcome to the jungle” Me: “well what’s left of it with you driving the worlds biggest flapjack through it”

[@guutn7973]

I wonder how they didnt see that HUGE tank from that distance... i wonder how did they get to tier 6 lol

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

As a world of tanks player AND war thunder player (I despise both), I can safely say they are fucking blind. Hell, world of tanks is a bit worse cause of all the damn lemmings.

[@TheCanadianSry]

At least they didn't lose it for 27 years

[@gordon5cc]

Omg that "welcome to skill" moment at 16:22 was such a massive flex hahahahaha

[@genchar692]

When I was a kid I use to think the bmp stood for Bain mattle tank like mbt

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

“Bain Mattle pank?” Sounds like something from an anime

[@jacobkingsford5209]

I want centre back to where we had 2 type 75's and three tortoises (including me) pushing a t-95 all in a massive conga line. It was hilarious.

[@simulatedspeed]

The thumbnail was like: HEHE I like ya cut G!

[@michaeledmunds7266]

"If I don't look it in the eye, it'll go away."

[@lisekpl]

HEY PHLY I know it was you , and now im in your video , best day ever !! btw "lisek " means "fox" so foxPL :)

[@DarkNap]

Lol PhlyDaily knows about the meme of our school 😂

[@dustinontaiyabbi5608]

The earliest I've ever been to a youtube upload. Love you Phly. Don't stop being the best. The only channel that can distract me from watching World Strongest man channels *Fun fact* ~ the t95 passed all of its trials and almost made it into Service

[@RainbowFrogi]

I was like "Oh new war thunder video from phly *looks at the profile picture*. No this is not phly, opens the video anyway and sees it is phly.."

[@connorsims5286]

15:25: Phly: Aw man it’s time for a comeback T95: Proceeds forward at three miles and hour.

[@mangotaco9433]

i miss playing war thunder:(

[@The_Ahab]

THANK YOU! (fellow volumetric ammo lover here)

[@Anckermann]

"Now" that you had a taste of the phrench 90mm armor piercing baguettes with the Bat Chat, why don't try out the heat croissants oph the AMX-13-90? Attempt #223

[@heathbarrett9362]

T-95:Hello! Maus: what i thought the russians only have T-44s

[@mrborito8604]

I really appreciate you work in edeting and aaaaallll, but hear me out phly (starts whispering in your ear): Old Intro Music xD

[@ManiacallyQuiet]

Imo its terrible as an intro.

[@daynecee683]

You know what I don’t like about volumetric? When I side shot a T-44 in my Tiger from 5 metres away and that weird top plate and bottom plate gap makes it bounce away and shatter the round. I also hate that I had a %500 booster on that round

[@djswx]

Phly, you've brung back the "Everybody" into right?. Well, there has been a certain song kinda stuck _In My Head_ phor a while that you could bring back! Attempt #6

[@declandickson2839]

0:11 POV: law suits and cease and desist letters are raining on your house like propaganda dropped from bombers during a siege

[@sabiqueekhan5340]

Hmm interesting birthday gift for me..... Thanks!

[@EthanPineapple]

I'm excited for another episode of Tankdaily

[@jo9622]

"its always nice to have someone there with you " i agree, they make good bait

[@sanguineaurora8765]

Me, peaceful little T95. The Wild Object 120: I'm about to end this guys whole career. Clonk. Strait through the mantlet.

[@mikeabberton]

One tip for the T-95. Make sure to use your crew with the highest Field Repair score, cause you are going to be repairing your barrel. A lot. Like, really a lot.

[@MudWave.]

Love the A-10 brrrt for each cut

[@terranjanes4308]

T95 also known as the Doom Turtle

[@jhajhadex9480]

The Thumbnail though and imagine if the T95 Doom Turtle was in Vietnam like in 0:11

[@pivkaaa]

Nice plot for a movie. T-95 crew jumps ten years into the future into the Korean war and have to fight to get back:) Then they could jump back in time and fight as a battering ram until they could get back into the second world war :)

[@spencerrea]

Thanks for helping me wake up Phly. Something FUN to watch while i get that sweet coffee

[@anthonyvizcarra9225]

I got the T28 and in my second game I pushed a squad of Tiger Es with a Tiger 2P who where camping out base, with the help of American CAS I was able to kill 3 of them and recapture the point. Also bounced 20+ 88mm shells

[@JP12345]

Okay I literally just unlocked the t95 today and the memes are legit, the thing is literally indestructible to everything apart from planes

[@mrsteel250]

I really like the little demonstration of the battleplan on the map, it’s a fun touch!

[@MrChalmers99]

14:35 Phly: No... Let's not do this. Maus: I need to do this... Phly: We could have been something together ;-; Maus: I must go. Phly: We could have done something, Maus! Don't do this to me!! Maus: If only I had more time... Phly and Maus: The Forbidden Love 2020

[@Novous]

I've one shot a T95 once or twice with Italian (R3 106? or Fiat?), it blew up so big it was like experiencing the opening of a Christmas present with the amount of joy

[@Mr.Classic287]

Little did they know there was a boss battle...THE GIANT ENEMY T95!

[@SkyScorpions]

Phly, you've been sent back in time as Semyon Konovalov; his KV-1 tank crew destroyed 16 German tanks, two armored vehicles, and 8 trucks in a combat action. Setting: a Custom Sim Battle or Realistic for you against some other KZbinrs/community. (Sim would seem better than Realistic in this case via limiting view like in an actual tank and making it like the historical battle situation) You (or whoever is the KV-1) have a few minutes at the start to position wherever you want on one of the large forested maps, and then 16 others begin a search how they want. Attempt #25

[@kiaan1317]

Volumetric: *makes T95 gun useless* T95: I HATE U!!!!! Volumetric: yer cupola is not a kill shot now T95: Oh ya.... I love you now

[@Darman0430]

14:35 ARE YOU TELLIN ME HE KNEW HE COULD PEN THAT MAUS THE WHOLE ASS TIME AND JUST DECIDED TO FUCK AROUND

[@Drnken229]

4:00 To be fair Phly, the way you drove from Spawn to the Action, you could have cut those 13 years out.. I could have went to Uni and studied, started my own Business, get a Wife and Kids already.. but I sat here and rather spend those 13 years watching you drive there... but not gonna lie - kinda worth it

[@ryanberner1013]

T-95 be like: I like one shoting and I cannot lie, no brother can lie.

[@kubanamaxa4677]

I like the moment when phly reads the Polish nickname "lisek". Lisek means fox

[@KnightofDark00180]

War Thunder Community: *Best way to kill the tank is to flank it.* Phly's tank getting shot in flank: *holdmyrounds*

[@Novous]

I've been trying to get my brother to play and every single time we get his 2.0 or 2.3 tank, it's a full 3.0 or 3.3 BR uptier. So not only does he have no experience, he has NO upgrades (10 km/h tanks) and half a tech tree (no BR backups), he also gets to face full uptiers non-stop. So we go "screw it, maybe it's always 3.0, so now you have a Sherman 105 lets go 3.0". SOLID 4.0 NON-STOP with stock, no-upgrade Sherman 105 with like 32mm of pen. And Gaijin wonders why it can't get more players--because it treats them like disposable NPCs that are supposed to be slaughtered for the amusement of the long-term players. Why would my brother spend money, or hell even his time, on an experience like this?

[@drfrenchfrythe3rd]

7:13. The suspense is like the death star bout to strike the rebel base

[@mutantlavalampderg412]

Love this thing, every time my barrel gets destroyed I cry a little Doom turtle lives as of October 2020 From texture bugs, rubber banding, spawn campers in RB WT is a mess but, a decent mess, BR being messed up too good teams are so rare too

[@_Funtime60]

I do NOT know what you're talking about. The T95 odes get uptiered to 8.0 every match, but it do NOT work (Just ask my wallet). Either you find a BMP and get ATGM'd or you find something else and you lose a barrel and thier fire the next shot which ammo racks you before you can even start to repair. That's not mentioning this things EXTREME bomb-ibliity, you will be bombed as soon as someone knows you exist and bombs are airborne. And I LOVE this thing and it's riveted on extra tracks.

[@zacharywesley6988]

Phly: I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye...

[@andrewhopkins3986]

For those of you who thought he was talking about leopard the animal it's not. It's a German tank named after the animal itself. It's from the Cold war era.

[@dpellican8053]

16:26 That's the noise you make when you know..you got eem.

[@laughingcloud3516]

the t95 was a prototype american heavy tank destroyer. it was never deployed cause it was super expensive, a gas guzzler, and prone to getting stuck

[@Kalashnikov413]

not really, the real reason why it was never deployed was when it was ready, the Siegfried Line is already done, which is the true purpose of T95/T28

[@Vlad_-_-_]

0:40 : the situational awareness of the average Tiger players.