Tachankatubbies

Deep in Gulag, the Tachankatubbies roam,
Spreading cancer with their deep, frothy foam,
Tachanka, the graceful Lord of our people,
Kapkan, the vengeful punisher of those evil,
Glaz, the watchful keeper of our holy sausage,
Fuze, the degenerate fuck who killed the hostage.
Pls help me
/ noxou
Stuff I "Borrowed:"
Teletubbies Opening/Theme Song
"I dont wanna go outside" by nohidea
Inside Rainbow #5 - The Spetsnaz Unit
NORMIES GET OUT's (with the rotated Pepe) screaming

[@xmerrin]

the spawn peeking god rises over the hill 10/10 accurate

[@Ziodo]

amazing

[@nebulahq242]

Kylo Ren yupppp

[@randys5704]

.

[@mikeadriano4391]

LMAO :D

[@MrPriceo0]

Check out my tachanka parody, i bet you guys will enjoy it!

[@Vuki1231]

The Fuze introduction killed me

[@eemeli27]

Vuki1231 legit still laughing

[@maxvanderlugt8010]

Vuki1231 me too 😂😂😂

[@fullence7906]

Vuki1231 SAME!!!!!

[@flying_duck_person3882]

Vuki1231 and the hostage

[@mikus5521]

Vuki1231 same

[@xenlegend5770]

Why does the sun look toxic

[@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469]

AzN Money cuz the sun lights are radioactive I think

[@ethanorozco1880]

The sun is a false god... just like my false life...

[@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469]

Adam Mitchell best answer in the world

[@brertt8350]

*T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*

[@noxictoxic8432]

AzN Money lol my user

[@don6115]

Extraction failed hostage killed

[@fruitcake5081]

Majid Ali Oh no! Were you the hostage!?

[@MrElmo54321]

When you fuze it just right

[@alimuhsen6314]

Donnyboyedits yea the world's friendliest hostage killer killed him as fuse said you do not have to extract a hostage if there is no hostage

[@sharpronin562]

Donnyboyedits 500'th like

[@kospls5154]

Donnyboyedits xxxc

[@ImCooperD]

How to get kills: go fuze on hostage

[@mohammedalghamdi5377]

Cooper Peterson always works Fuze the objective room for better results

[@zacmitchell7203]

11 man ace for the win

[@callmenorman631]

Cooper Peterson I go fuze on bomb and I still get tht shit those racist fucks

[@doncreed0700]

Normal lol im probably the only one that got this

[@darlooksansatom7921]

And he will get 10 kills in 1 round

[@rei6768]

Chernobyl looks lit

[@MJHLFCYoutube]

Who kan Kapkan

[@Sannamjon]

MH_LFC_03 KZbin who ate all the snacks? Snackan

[@spawnpeekkingjager6537]

Kapkan when i one tap kapkan tapkan

[@Sannamjon]

Spawn Peek King Jàger I MAIN YOU JÄGER IM A TOXIC PEEKER SOMEONE HELP ME

[@spawnpeekkingjager6537]

Sanam Jon i know you do my carbine is a asniper with chaingun rounds

[@aquariusm.910]

Jager is that starring sun that always is looking for spawnkills :u

[@dimaspanico01]

not anymore

[@shirabenning3153]

Dimas Panico i don't need no stinking acog sights to spawnpeek

[@spawnpeekkingjager6537]

Zukulent Mike ur right my man

[@lordtachanka213]

Spawn Peek King Jàger Not anymore.

[@winterlexi1.074]

"Fookin laser sights" Never gets old "LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED" Holy shit it's back... "Extraction failed hostage killed" Where have I heard that before? "You can stop worrying about grenades now" *fuze cluster charge activates* "Aw shit" Fuck you Jäger *dies* "You know what an artist and sniper got in common?" Me:fookin laser sights" "When a..." Me: fookin laser sight "Is out of place or when a shadow does not match with its..." Me: fookin laser sight "The only difference is the stakes.... mine are..." Me:fookin laser sight

[@nopda4095]

in every game my friend :*(

[@staceybrown1877]

WinterLexi 1.0 you heard the last one when fuze relished his childhood bully was the hostage

[@AlexJimenez04]

WinterLexi 1.0 loaded not louded

[@doncreed0700]

WinterLexi 1.0 thatcher

[@cuddiejulian]

nop da Stupid

[@billymarella2904]

the sun shouldve been jager with the solar flare headgear

[@thomased22legoyodagaming]

nah it could have bean rook this vid is out dated

[@Wydbrother]

This is beautiful Thank you lord Tachanka 🔥

[@romanspb01]

Bleach FTW (o)7

[@gennarosevero1856]

Роман Макаров (--)7

[@raul8492]

[-]7

[@MrPriceo0]

Bleach FTW you should watch my tachanka vid i bet you enjoy it tho

[@lordtachanka8811]

Np { - } 7

[@cazhox5604]

The last time one of my friends went Fuze on hostage. E X T R A C T I O N F A I L E D H O S T A G E W A S K I L L E D

[@spawnpeekkingjager6537]

Cazhox A

[@sarduxmistery5889]

Thanks for this masterpiece you lovely human being ❤️

[@dotdotdot9073]

Inaccurate, they left spawn and werent immidiately shot by the sun

[@russki420]

Hostage killed

[@DOITWITHDAN]

Extraction failed hostage killed 😂😂😂

[@liamv5112]

The 81 people who disliked was the teammates of fuze when they had hostage

[@fictionalcharacter5604]

{ - }> My LMG got sooooo Mounted when I watched this video

[@jr.jewfish9983]

Fictional Character XD

[@عبدالاله-غ6س]

Fictional Character what do you mean ???😉

[@Rb-ys6xb]

{ - }7

[@ubisoftcanada6484]

This Video mounted my barrel

[@General_Grevious.]

@@jr.jewfish9983 how would you know

[@panther724]

*Almost as good as MLG Teletubbies*

[@nsx.v8650]

Panther we never talk about that

[@person9419]

We never never talk about that

[@Siguardo1]

LMG Teletubbies.

[@vulturesquadronofficial]

Fookin lesair saights -That one guy no one plays anymore. Except for me. (Thatcher)

[@SlopTopMcCocc]

"Holding back tears" it's.... ITS BEAUTIFUL

[@Nezzi]

I love TachankaTubbies Now !😍❤

[@death2552]

Nezzi the fuze scenes XD

[@Nezzi]

HOSTAGE KILLED ! 😂😂😂

[@awoodpecker4922]

Collateral damage in R6S in a nutshell... *looks at hostage* "Yeah we're good, send *HIM* in. "

[@caton8228]

Best trailer ever

[@kubaparzyszek9056]

I think that Mute should be the sun, cause he's the youngest.

[@nukesrus2663]

Kuba Parzyszek But Mute isn't the spawn peeking god.

[@عبدالاله-غ6س]

A Canadian what about smoke? ?

[@nukesrus2663]

xmax-legal IT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE JÄGER

[@MasterBenjaminFerry]

1:08 that exploded like the ubisoft severs

[@martypig7308]

you should get an oscar

[@Loltroll8]

*LMG MAWNTED N LEWDED*

[@huddersfieldtown2927]

When the sun comes up the ads is deployed

[@Sannamjon]

Owen Sutherland you can stop worrying about gernades now

[@thesilentspider878]

Glaz: you know what a sniper and a artist have in common , details Fuze: extraction failed hostage killed 😂😂😂😂

[@JC-ef8me]

0/10 Jäger didn't spawn peek them

[@justderp5713]

*EXTRACTION FAILED. HOSTAGE KILLED.*

[@Sannamjon]

Derp Kun LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

[@free-beercoastrs3346]

Brings back memories of when I watched Tachanka tubbies as a kid.

[@zezothenoob9663]

This was more of FuzeTubbies, imo.

[@WhatInTarnation123]

Opening the youtube app and seeing this at this top of my recommended list makes me question my life.

[@ixixix4347]

This is so funny thanks for making this

[@Thundalife]

When your playing as fuze and your team asks where the hostage went

[@datlittlemlgpotato4647]

I love how at the end they are all dancing while the person describes them

[@Ryan-ni4yu]

1.12 OMG could not stop laughthing

[@photonicparadox2068]

No views 10 likes

[@ashmain5605]

Excursion GC operation health

[@alextorres3851]

This was in my watch later playlist from 6 years ago.. Damn.

[@RogerVanDamme5]

It just appeared again for me. Must’ve been at least 5 years since I’ve seen this

[@johnnymartinez8868]

This is beautiful😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭

[@dinocayden]

why do I watch these types of things?

[@Lazuli2-6]

I remember watching this as a kid, was creep out so much, but I love what they did with show now

[@dcedo]

Spetsnaztubbies

[@vertigo-ul4bp]

What The "Fookin' Laser Sights." Am I Doing With My Life?

[@babywaffle3503]

I always wished that someone would do this and finally they did I'm subscribing well done

[@xKroniiqaL]

The Fuze and the hostage killed audio get me everytime 😂😂😂

[@XScorpioXS]

I just love the part of Fuze when his screaming XD

[@chardog3039]

Only the best video of all time

[@thaamassi]

I think, im in love with the sun. 😍

[@danteezy945]

*"SOMEONE PICK UP BEUALO"*

[@TheDrummondinho]

This is a masterpiece

[@Hannah-jb5xj]

The sun is accurate depiction when he spawn peeks and I don't expect it, just a ray of light before you get insta one taped

[@Thunderchicken69]

I like how fuze isn't one of his voicelines but it's just "extraction failed, hostage killed"

[@slenderman-ow6vn]

1:Lmg mounted and loaded 2:ETD mounted let them come 3:do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Details 4:Mission failed, the hostage has been killed WHAT THE FUCK FUZE?!?!?!?!?!!

[@darrinmason3458]

If the show would actually look like this, I'd never miss a single episode

[@-441-]

LOL Fuze as Po!! That intro tho..thank you for making this.

[@DoktahAtlas]

Fuze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

[@dchousoseiso]

"extraction failed, hostage killed" lmao

[@jjcdr4776]

This is the best thing ive watched in my life

[@CJ-rm4ll]

Your reaction when the hostage is fuzed

[@fukknate]

“Extraction failed hostage killed” i was laughing so hard 😂😂

[@enlightenedrenegade472]

1:00 and I'm already laughing. At the end the memes were too strong. A new noxou masterpiece has been made.

[@themadman1776]

That man said lmg mounted and loaded off rip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chompy18skippy52]

*30 seconds into the video* You, sir, have gained yourself a subscriber.

[@andrewfullerton7782]

0:55 I'm dead

[@odinlarsen4984]

Dang.....I used to watch this when I was younger. But I would 10/10 watch this instead of getting creeped out by the real faces of the tubbies

[@zaiizaiitom]

"Over the fookin lazers sight..." you know this is a good video😂

[@ohnoohgod290]

"Extraction failed, hostage killed"

[@LostInDaSauce28]

Everyone else: hostage Fuze: acceptable casualties

[@lucacanali7196]

Love how the sun is Jager cause he peeks, lol

[@freetimeidiot4541]

Missed opportunity to give Jäger his solar flare headgear

[@doncreed0700]

I love that when it shows fuzes face it says extraction failed hostage killed they violated

[@AWPIDAR-tq4lx]

Omg the fuze intro was hilarious😂😂😂

[@crawfordau9734]

Quality as always,keep up the gd work.btw that fuze run wtf

[@angusjull8717]

I get here, KZbin says: "No views". 14 likes. 6 comments. That makes perfect sense.

[@UwU-se5vh]

Angustus Jull you have to watch a specific Amount of the video to consider a view

[@firulaiscaninez]

Me: Watching the introduction of the Teletubbies as a child Now: Watching this video

[@regenermoonshinebms6632]

Jäger because he's the first thing you'll see in a round and the last if you look at him directly for too long.

[@haijin7484]

Seeing sun face to face is like seeing Jaeger killing you at spawn.

[@MrElmo54321]

Every time I play Fuze on hostage, I always throw out the idea that if we take the hostage out of the picture, then the terrorists have nothing left to fight for ;)

[@shookedrook2157]

lol having the heads on the tubbies makes the show much better

[@marvelgoh5648]

Hostage is a magnet to Fuze's Cluster charge

[@caughtdown1]

This guy is the best fuzes line was "hostage killed"

[@shroom6766]

MLG teletubies has really been quiet since this dropped

[@dallas3644]

Fuze runs over the hill trying to escape the teammates trying to kill him for being there on hostage

[@impostrous]

Tachankatubies! Tachankatubies! Tachankatubies! Tachanka... Tachanka is equpped with modified RP-28 machine gun that can be mounted on a tripod stand to allow a broad range of motions...

[@codykeener7254]

I love fuze in this I do play him on hostage sometimes but never use his charge in the hostage room

[@jagarandbanditrainbowsixse4733]

Jägar:wtf? Im a sun for tachancubbies my work is done

[@hayleemichelle3885]

5 seconds in and I'm already dying of laughter

[@clumzyassassinz528]

I like when fuze comes out EXSTRACTION FAILED HOSTAGE KILLED

[@doctorcrusty3454]

Literally the best video I've seen in a month

[@TheUndeadPyroYT]

Jager trying to spawn peek from the hill.

[@engela3536]

The videos I get recommended on KZbin...

[@youatouchmybriggitte365]

I don't even play siege but I find this hilarious and get the references

[@oji3814]

It's.........soooo beautiful...........LAMB SAUCE MOUNTED AND LOADED!!!!!!

[@GameVirtuosoHub8282]

This is ruining childhood innocence.

[@nino7771cp]

When collateral damage *isn't* of concern

[@Shrekmaster-qc4ly]

Jager sounds like a baby, 10/10 accurate

[@icyalaskanhusky2647]

OMG This is what I watched growing up into a thatcher and castle main

[@darthnihilus3932]

EXTRACTION FAILED HOSTAGE KILLED. I hear that all the time when I main fuze