Tactical Hunting KEKW - Escape From Tarkov

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Kotton

Kotton

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@kotton
@kotton 4 жыл бұрын
Follow me @ twitch.tv/kotton for live interactive your mom jokes
@Sib_Birovec
@Sib_Birovec 4 жыл бұрын
12:22 Did you know that you swear in Russian?Very bad Russian expression
@Waristheonlyanswer
@Waristheonlyanswer 4 жыл бұрын
That is Russian milk for you, made from soviet grade cows, will last for a 100 years from the production date. :)
@DreodinLP
@DreodinLP 4 жыл бұрын
0:35 Schrödingers door. The door is in both states until you observe it. Only then it decides and the cat will die...
@maxmuller8633
@maxmuller8633 4 жыл бұрын
You play alot of exploding kittens.
@DreodinLP
@DreodinLP 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxmuller8633 yeah, that game taught me more about quantum mechanics than my studies of Physics xD
@BigJay923
@BigJay923 4 жыл бұрын
While you were roasting marshmallows, I was studying the crawl.
@blah007001
@blah007001 4 жыл бұрын
One thing an army medic told me is that the arms frequently get hit first because they're in front of your body around center-mass holding a gun. So if the bad guy is aiming center-mass, there is a good chance they'll hit someone's offhand wrist or forearm.
@cookiebandit101
@cookiebandit101 4 жыл бұрын
The buttcheek clench was real when you ran out of ammo lol.
@itstomm8233
@itstomm8233 4 жыл бұрын
You’re the best, plain and simple you wake up everyone morning and piss excellence 🤣💜
@shanesonksen1515
@shanesonksen1515 4 жыл бұрын
1:33 when you run out of bullets XD your expression is hilarious!
@kebman
@kebman 4 жыл бұрын
Cotton: No fear while cracking jokes. Me: Startled by my own shadow.
@xSinicle
@xSinicle 4 жыл бұрын
3:48 I crawled the entire way once on woods when I was new because i was scared as shit from everything. Only popping my head up to kill a scav if i heard one near me.
@Poker-vp3ch
@Poker-vp3ch 4 жыл бұрын
You would run out of time, you got at max 47 minutes. but it's a good joke.
@bradymaes2154
@bradymaes2154 4 жыл бұрын
SMDA - Semi-Monthly It would probably take 20-30min honestly.
@BRIARFLEET
@BRIARFLEET 4 жыл бұрын
I got shot after moving 5 ft on my first walk.
@xSinicle
@xSinicle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Poker-vp3ch Its like you know where I spawned and the route i took to get there. Notice how I said I popped my head up to kill.
@bradymaes2154
@bradymaes2154 4 жыл бұрын
ThatBoyBloom That’s why you gotta crawl bucko
@itsya_boi4135
@itsya_boi4135 4 жыл бұрын
2:36 the way he ran out from the hallway seemed like you were in a horror game.
@gubkabob7699
@gubkabob7699 4 жыл бұрын
I really hope you gonna read my message because you are the best streamer I've ever seen, no earraping screames, no bragging - just casual streams with your positive quotes. Keep it up and I'm sure you'll be more popular than Shroud at one day! You're awesome!
@truthxbl
@truthxbl 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, can I borrow this?" I'm dying
@johnnewton1051
@johnnewton1051 4 жыл бұрын
1:38 lol that pucker
@znx8424
@znx8424 4 жыл бұрын
6:48 that guard was dancing lmao
@yaboikez2828
@yaboikez2828 4 жыл бұрын
Moving his head to dodge bullets like Agent Smith in the Matrix
@PoPFopskyX3
@PoPFopskyX3 4 жыл бұрын
2:34 - THAT'S THE RAT ATTACK!!
@GuildOfCalamity
@GuildOfCalamity 4 жыл бұрын
Where is "Light Man" on Woods? Make that a series plz! Kotton's Tarkov videos are the best because he knows how to have fun in Tarkov (which is difficult, no thanks to the game).
@CuboidCheese
@CuboidCheese 4 жыл бұрын
That scav at 6:50 is insane
@aBanabis
@aBanabis 4 жыл бұрын
just found this youtube searching streams for this game, and i'm hooked. You're damned good...and funny too. I like the stream.
@biblesaurus6862
@biblesaurus6862 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton uploads and I must watch(even if I’m at work)
@biblesaurus6862
@biblesaurus6862 4 жыл бұрын
Tay100 I couldn’t wait
@gyurza__
@gyurza__ 4 жыл бұрын
Lol my boss called me this morning and said I'm free today so I got time
@chasingthestems7427
@chasingthestems7427 4 жыл бұрын
Currently watching while doing paperwork .......keeps me focused haha
@renegade123ish
@renegade123ish 4 жыл бұрын
Time to "go to the bathroom"
@garrettwoody50
@garrettwoody50 4 жыл бұрын
Currently watching while cooking
@vladimir_ckau
@vladimir_ckau 4 жыл бұрын
FIRST 3 MINUTES IS A FREAKING MASTERPIECE OF TARKOV ACTION!!! OMAGAD!!!
@zakkthemaniac0329
@zakkthemaniac0329 2 жыл бұрын
Damn 2:31 he ate a shit ton of bullets. Hello boss lol
@BigJeffreySMK
@BigJeffreySMK 4 жыл бұрын
That crawl was the same level of sneak needed to get a spec of food in the chicken's mom/chicken household
@bradrodgers1338
@bradrodgers1338 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton you have the power to stop the stutters. Can you please spread awareness of this fix for people who have good PC's but still have stutters. The ram usage for most people is actually semi-capped with a paging function that offloads a chunk of ram to your HD or SSD. This is fixed but going to advanced system setting, opening performance, settings, then click change under virtual memory. You just untick the option to auto manage paying files and it allows your computer to utilize all of your ram. You can take credit for this but it is the #1 fix amongst my discord group
@trashcompactorYT
@trashcompactorYT 4 жыл бұрын
0:25 Kotton deafness confirmed
@Blizzpoint
@Blizzpoint 4 жыл бұрын
Guys. Old gas station is like great lootz. I got a few slicks from There and some Alpha vest filled with gear. Dont miss it!
@lucijanoiveljic2179
@lucijanoiveljic2179 4 жыл бұрын
I’m walking down a scratch neighborhood watching this with AirPod pros in and every time you get shot at it sounds like it’s happening irl. I looked crazy the first time it happened dropping on the floor lmfao
@АнтонВертипрахов
@АнтонВертипрахов 4 жыл бұрын
Ebash kee-kee-gery! Kotton, you've made my day!
@taskforce6983
@taskforce6983 4 жыл бұрын
He took the headphones. He committed an unforgiving sin
@caddy1975
@caddy1975 4 жыл бұрын
lol check out your one eye when scoping the area
@Moon_Moon404
@Moon_Moon404 4 жыл бұрын
Loving this vids so much
@dumperdorer6907
@dumperdorer6907 4 жыл бұрын
Quigger is my friend mike. He's Korean. He goes by quigger because in highschool he was the only Korean wigger.
@FlyingThunder
@FlyingThunder 4 жыл бұрын
those parsh mags causing trouble again!
@themasterkey3
@themasterkey3 4 жыл бұрын
8:50 - Yea b/c you like wearing helmets with no headphones...
@calebvourazeris8499
@calebvourazeris8499 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite content creator of all time
@skinnylad22
@skinnylad22 4 жыл бұрын
can someone tell me why he dosent use ear defenders in game ?
@kovax5450
@kovax5450 4 жыл бұрын
AI seem to operate like a player sometimes, it is tricky to know whether it is a player or "just" the AI. Cool stuff as always man !
@Bennyy85
@Bennyy85 4 жыл бұрын
What is good ammo for the sks? Like best bang for my buck?
@mygrains5013
@mygrains5013 4 жыл бұрын
"Well, JustKyle, you're a wizard"
@anayman7
@anayman7 4 жыл бұрын
10:03 you can't sell these headset on flea market, it doesn't have a found in raid marker
@GM-122
@GM-122 4 жыл бұрын
He knows. Thats why he even said "how much do they vendor for"
@UniteUplift
@UniteUplift 4 жыл бұрын
how do you get 100 to 120 fps constant? i have a good pc i dont get it
@kev1734
@kev1734 4 жыл бұрын
The clenching fucking killed me man
@TheTrueJNR
@TheTrueJNR 4 жыл бұрын
could you elaborate on what custom controls you have? i got control as walk and c as crouch, alt still freelook and firemodes/gun attachment actions on extra mouse buttons :D
@ulfyn2143
@ulfyn2143 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton. The man who makes me smile because they don’t use the AS VAL meta
@BarneyGumbl3
@BarneyGumbl3 4 жыл бұрын
The auto captions translate scavs to scabs. Same thing 😂
@wm505gaming4
@wm505gaming4 4 жыл бұрын
I actually jumped at 2.37 and spilled hot coffee down myself
@BlooDxBG
@BlooDxBG 4 жыл бұрын
Could someone suggest me Monitor for the game , i have hard time spotting enemies
@colbynelson511
@colbynelson511 4 жыл бұрын
Love your channel
@Magelawls
@Magelawls 4 жыл бұрын
1:35 if you look real close you can see him trying to build
@Poker-vp3ch
@Poker-vp3ch 4 жыл бұрын
Either that, or he's pulling a Hellen Keller.
@marekuszczykiewicz8661
@marekuszczykiewicz8661 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton, why there are no archive streams available for rewatching? :/
@CaptainBroadSword
@CaptainBroadSword 4 жыл бұрын
Yo Kotton, when you gonna do another Bat Signal Shotgun run?? Looking forward to it!!!🤞
@Xamor101st
@Xamor101st 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm...those early wipe loadouts
@jong2359
@jong2359 4 жыл бұрын
0:55 it means he was Quigger than you at dying.
@Homjachello
@Homjachello 4 жыл бұрын
in the end bot said ^yeeebashhh keparika^. Mean kill kepka
@yusufakdag7418
@yusufakdag7418 4 жыл бұрын
map name ? pls
@personal8795
@personal8795 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton you were in the army right? If so I wanna know what your MOS wassss
@mikelangelo1232
@mikelangelo1232 4 жыл бұрын
I've shat my self three times. Is this a fucking horror movie now?
@colonmuncher3655
@colonmuncher3655 4 жыл бұрын
Ya’know I want to play this game more but I gotta be in the zone to play this shit
@yoshiki7757
@yoshiki7757 4 жыл бұрын
Tactical hunting, it's all Kotton getting the poop scared out of him hehehe
@HeyFox101
@HeyFox101 4 жыл бұрын
So I haven't been to Kotton's twitch channel in a while, and now that I went to check out his latest streams in recording they are all gone - like literally every single one of them. Is he not saving them anymore? Is twitch not saving them anymore? What happened?
@skyzz8738
@skyzz8738 4 жыл бұрын
Where is lightman kotton? I would love to see him in a yt vid :)
@MrFunzerker
@MrFunzerker 4 жыл бұрын
is this a reupload? i swear some clips look like they were in other videos
@majormayhem9224
@majormayhem9224 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice video
@leonpascal1328
@leonpascal1328 4 жыл бұрын
Fk Man, iam addicted to your PooP and MoM jokes... And who couldn't resist approaching that Jota... Kotton
@JIyHTuK
@JIyHTuK 4 жыл бұрын
12:23 EBASH KEPARIKA )))
@ysirtk6949
@ysirtk6949 4 жыл бұрын
Yo Kotton what are some good optics with level 1 traders? Fuck the iron sights -.-
@calmernow
@calmernow 4 жыл бұрын
From 1:35-1:50 is just how I am whenever I get shot at -w-
@mattspicer869
@mattspicer869 4 жыл бұрын
just killed the boss on custom and yea he had saga 12 omg dude u got the same loot from the boss as me maybe they nerfed the loot or its just on shotty boss.
@cole894
@cole894 4 жыл бұрын
at 9:30 and further, how do you use the taunt voice line such as "come out you fucking pussy"?
@gregd9266
@gregd9266 4 жыл бұрын
@kotton why do you not use your intro and outro videos anymore? I miss them =[
@Poker-vp3ch
@Poker-vp3ch 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice, I think he lost them sadly, getting a new pc, or his hard drive took a shit.
@jack-wp1jm
@jack-wp1jm 4 жыл бұрын
why this guy sounds like the mammoth of ice age haha
@Gen_Kael
@Gen_Kael 4 жыл бұрын
@1:32 wanna see Kotton bustin cheeks?
@KamikazeDigital
@KamikazeDigital 4 жыл бұрын
My delete is alt-x because my thumb can hit both.
@DEWAGE83
@DEWAGE83 4 жыл бұрын
CLAP DEM CHEEKS!
@dfredericks86
@dfredericks86 4 жыл бұрын
Kotton did you get your teeth did? They look all Hollywood different.
@grabbin_
@grabbin_ 4 жыл бұрын
love that thumbnail. ^^
@GhettoInsane
@GhettoInsane 4 жыл бұрын
"that buttcheeck itching" XD
@IJ72
@IJ72 4 жыл бұрын
And Kotton notice a butt clinching together! Hmmm...
@StAlchemyst
@StAlchemyst 4 жыл бұрын
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT! ALL OF KOTTONS VOD ON TWITCH ARE GONE! ISN'T THAT GREAT! THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS O IMPOVERISHED THEY HAD TO GO AFTER TWITCH VODS! ISN'T THAT GREAT! I WAS TWO WEEKS BEHIND AND TRYING TO CATCH UP!!! WONDERFUL!!!! FUCKING WONDERFUL!!!
@siskamore11
@siskamore11 4 жыл бұрын
Should make a shirt that says “ not both my arms !” And just be the Tarkov limb screen Printed on a wife beater .
@Poker-vp3ch
@Poker-vp3ch 4 жыл бұрын
On the back it says, "shit, my legs!"
@Sib_Birovec
@Sib_Birovec 4 жыл бұрын
0:29 cheater?How does it move so fast?
@MisterChernobyl
@MisterChernobyl 4 жыл бұрын
Well he still got smoked.
@tomck9128
@tomck9128 4 жыл бұрын
I got a kotton beanie on a scab today I will treasure it
@jakes8714
@jakes8714 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get why kotton doesn't have more subs. He has the gameplay of an adult but jokes of a child. Everything about him is cool. Did I tell you he VAPES?
@epsilon2843
@epsilon2843 4 жыл бұрын
widepeepoHappy
@smithwest8534
@smithwest8534 4 жыл бұрын
anybody else jump at 2:36? lol
@baklavacore4062
@baklavacore4062 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@spaceemu4life381
@spaceemu4life381 4 жыл бұрын
Papa kotton daddy kuh
@D4n12009
@D4n12009 4 жыл бұрын
Yeap, this video proves that youtubers have an extra layer of armor on their rigs lol
@tomzillathegreat9923
@tomzillathegreat9923 4 жыл бұрын
dude you would be chewing that milk eww lol
@bruteLulu
@bruteLulu 4 жыл бұрын
you are funny man
@ox3996
@ox3996 4 жыл бұрын
2:15
@kardio_dr1ver541
@kardio_dr1ver541 4 жыл бұрын
а ты очень хорошо говоришь по русски) I mean, and you speak Russian very well :)))
@helix5441
@helix5441 4 жыл бұрын
talks about milk Me and Probably russians: Yummy
@cozza1996
@cozza1996 4 жыл бұрын
on tonight's episode of "I shouldn't be alive":
@martinsvilands7334
@martinsvilands7334 4 жыл бұрын
You're late-ish for the wipe? Also, I'd rather be keeping mosins not AK's at this point in the wipe since Tarkov shooter has been eating at my roubles in lost mosins.
@Mindctrlpankak
@Mindctrlpankak 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT. you killed me?!
@datmanbrooksiehd875
@datmanbrooksiehd875 4 жыл бұрын
Mom can you put more v bucks on my account 😂😂😂👍
@AtlasAct01
@AtlasAct01 4 жыл бұрын
love u bb kotton
@Dexter_1309
@Dexter_1309 4 жыл бұрын
Tarkov is a tactical ass clenching horror game lmao
@Asdeno101
@Asdeno101 4 жыл бұрын
Haha got him
@grabsassfuls
@grabsassfuls 4 жыл бұрын
The impression of a fortnite player kills me every time
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