Tactically reloading sleepy time 🥱

[@KommanderKarl]

Another vertical short form for my horizontal format enjoyers who hate Shorts and hate how KZbin has partitioned out 2 separate fucking versions of its platform 💪 Support the channel: patreon.com/kommanderkarl

[@woodfur00]

Thank you a million times, I do hate Shorts

[@FishyBoi1337]

Absolute gigachad, yeah, I do everything in my power to remove shorts from my life and they still force them in front of me everywhere they can

[@Sleepingdruid37]

I hate that my own videos get more views on shorts than on horizontal full screen. Why do people prefer that??

[@woodfur00]

@@Sleepingdruid37 I'm guessing they don't. Views are counted differently for Shorts but there is zero transparency about how

[@marcfuchs6938]

@@woodfur00 I'm pretty sure they do. Because A) you don't need to make an active decision to click a particular video in order to watch it and B) with shorts being, well....... short, you don't need to be so picky about if to watch it or not and C) when scrolling, shorts get delivered to you, you don't pick them. So people might randomly end up on people's shorts and will watch them, because even if they turn out not being interested in the content, short content is good for a try. Horizontal videos don't get delivered automatically in a scrolling fashion and they are usually longer - when there is a 10 minute video, I will certainly only watch it, if I got some interest for it. I am about to start a serious channel within the next months, and while I hate hated shorts for a long time, I have arranged myself with them and will deliver those too. I highly dislike the vertical aspect ratio, but what can you do? If there was a choice for horizontal shorts, I would definately take those, but all this is due to people being too lazy to rotate a small device.

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Chief's got the bed kitty attachment for +3 coziness

[@hoIycow0]

literally the best cosmetic you can get in the series.

[@goob12309]

If you add the slippers attachment it's even better

[@ParatroopaBro]

Weighted blanket for +4 warmth

[@cheesepop7175]

Cold pillow for +3 comfort

[@shadowldrago]

It's the cat that gets me.

[@thecoolerthinkus]

can't sleep without petting the cat

[@thejackal007]

It's the petting of your cat at the end that makes it magical.

[@carterb.]

Got the rare cat petting idle animation

[@BizK74]

I will continue to happily watch every one of your videos two times (one horizontal one vertical), because you da man 👊

[@KommanderKarl]

I really appreciate it. From my perspective I’d find it quite annoying, but I just don’t make the kind of income from ad rev that I need to be able to stick to one part of the platform

[@kedwyd6535]

this guy needs to make a fps game with all these goofy reloads

[@iamsushi1056]

I’d play that

[@Shoyro]

Petting Peachy is vital.

[@VicariousNickk]

That backflip was clean 10/10

[@bloodmarine26]

Now we want the third person view too see that sick backflip!

[@float32]

Will his clothes fly out like a shell?

[@swedneck]

the devs didn't implement a third person animation, so the model just rotates in an A-pose

[@Snouswort]

Tactical cat is essential

[@BigOlRoundBoi]

He forgot to re-arm the pillow

[@nathanfranck5822]

Quick reload modifier is just to flip it

[@uncanny-catw]

oh no

[@bastilashan2627]

The kitty attachment is appreciated

[@cloudydaykumo]

The full backflip 😂

[@Yeeyeeazzhaircut]

Then the NPC narcolepsy kicks in for a very important quest

[@user-zs6ek2ic5r]

Sleepy boi

[@dennisthedestroyer3340]

W I’m here

[@KommanderKarl]

Glad you’re here!

[@DigitalDarwinPixels]

Goes to sleep, “whoops, forgot to pet the cat!” gets back up to pet the cat😂

[@BunnLilah]

Lol I was expecting flipping the pillow around to the cool side to "reload" your sleep but this is great too.

[@glenonwright1807]

That's how a real man sleeps.

[@neil4056]

Thumbs up for tactical petting

[@sleepybakura]

wish i could go to sleep so instantaneously 😂

[@ThePeriodicTableOfElements]

I guess you can tactically reload anything now Wait, can you tactically reload breakfast lol

[@Shoyro]

He reloaded a hot dog. Says enough there.

[@ThePeriodicTableOfElements]

@@Shoyro but not a COMPLETE breakfast (american, not british)

[@bendysans1473]

Bed gun Shoots dream bullets for both mental damage and stun the enemy Can't be hurt when in it and slows enemies when sleeping in it Gun reloads when you catch Zs while in it It does a total damage of 1 damage is rapid succession with stun stacking every 25 hits to the max of 15 stun power Can't move while in it but has a 5% chance to sleep walk Sleep walk makes you valuable but increases damage by 2.5× if woken up while sleep walk is active The damage would only be delt in melee damage. Even if you're holding a gun. You'll slap the enemy with the gun instead of shooting them Teammates who have the married trait, pet trait, or offspring trait are immune to the bed gun but not to the sleep walk when that is active for when they wake up the one what is in a active sleep walk though only if they are too close when the one in sleep walk wakes up Far away enough will result in missing and would not go after the Teammates who woke them if they have those traits or a good friend trait There is a 1% chance the bed gun malfunctions and gives the user paralysis demons that deal 25 psychic damage to the user every time the user noticed the creature is closer than before though won't outright kill the user. Instead it will lower the damage delt to ensure to make the user suffer as long as possible and refuses to go past the last hp for mental state The bed gun also gives buffs depending on the dream though if they have a nightmare it will give a debuff instead (Let me know if i am missing anything)

[@TheShadowForgeStudio]

Always be sure to pet the cat.

[@teaspoon1987]

I love these sound effects bro 💤💤💤

[@TheYellowLineProductions]

lol and also cute cat

[@Jamesugoi]

Bed Cat attachment: +15% comfort, +30% warmth, -10% reload speed, 40% chance of waking up earlier.

[@antifurry-fr9hj]

omg so funny

[@menacingpyro2005]

Always pet Private Furball before sleeping for a +20 cozy bonus

[@zzador]

that sleeping sound was on point.

[@goob12309]

That was one of the greatest reloads ever

[@thenorseguy2495]

I wish I could sleep like in video games in real life so I had more time to play video games😂

[@sillypiggy2122]

Hey Kommander Karl! I love your content! I always thought if a gaming company created a epic comedy shooter game focused on using/operating anything as a weapon, they should hire you for your creative talents! I strongly believe this could be a one-of-a-kind franchise that everyone would love. There's just the question of which gaming company could truly bring that concept to life and make a smashing hit!

[@DeadPollo]

Time to sleep... Oh wait almost forgot *proceeds to aggressively pet the chonky mass* now I'm ready

[@luigi64fan]

Funny reload/heal idea: Open a chip bag, dump the chips out, then eat the bag.

[@sunnyboi7203]

eepy time

[@PurplePikachizard]

Gotta pet reload the cat 😂

[@MihzvolWuriar]

I demand a 3rd person version of this.

[@AbzakhianMylerys]

+30 caL energy for more study before eating slippers from mama

[@Kesssuli]

I somehow get feeling Karl is watching Funny lettuce eating Frogman.

[@Air_Wubbox_Anti_UTTP]

The tactical way to sleep

[@DaxCyro]

Somehow I know this is done sleeping with his armored helmet still on. Which makes the backflip even more impressive.

[@divigami8696]

Can you Tactical reload my relationship?

[@KommanderKarl]

Good luck with that one 😂

[@divigami8696]

🤣​@@KommanderKarl

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Mine's always jams...

[@Vamilator7165]

Great as always Kommander

[@Tekkenandgaming]

I was just about yo sleep man, looks like I’ve been doing it wrong all along.

[@thegreenfox011]

no way the new tactical rest machine, on use grants +50 stamina

[@HeVsuit]

Swapping into pj is faster than reloading

[@runemanqwe]

See, i feel like theres a bug on my sleepy time reloads. I almost never seem to be able to finish the action and move into the "mmemmemmemme" animation. From what i can tell off of reddit, its being called the "Narky" bug?

[@1of8plusbillion]

You should reload the “Literal Gun”

[@nathanfranck5822]

Kommander alt account on a different platform would be wild

[@lindametzler8740]

Yay sleepy time gu gun

[@Lightforeverandever]

BEST

[@EddieHub21]

W Video

[@zoozoo_gaming]

time to catch some zzz's (tactical edition)

[@eoretaspace]

pets cat *tf2 med kit sound

[@peasmehasselberg975]

Kitty! 🥺

[@malahamavet]

I think all guys have a similar way of using a gun in order to fall asleep. I wonder if it's even possible to make that joke in a youtube friendly way

[@lilpif337]

wasted a perfect opportunity to put body_medium_impact_hard sounds for cat petting

[@Partyoss]

the cat increases sleeping speed, dont ask how it works

[@kingboss3tbfr]

is bro sleeping at day time?!?! if he isnt then who is shooting the deadly laser?!!?!?

[@Cheese..]

Eepy

[@Bighead_BOIIIIIII]

Bet you cant reload a car 🚗

[@KommanderKarl]

You just wait

[@Bighead_BOIIIIIII]

@@KommanderKarl no way you responded

[@SuperZedario]

Think it's be funny to play this in reverse with a fart sound as you flip back out of bed

[@Hoehlenmaensch]

Are you sure you want to overwrite this save file?

[@nathanfranck5822]

You can't sleep while enemies are present

[@_Death-Jr]

У бро есть кот который дает +6% енергии после сна 😅

[@MoltenHoniBun]

Tactical nap

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Since it's a "repost", I shall similarly repost my comment! *ZzZzZzZ* _hwe-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee_

[@antifurry-fr9hj]

lol

[@Kris-cg3eq]

Lol

[@gentleman12702]

sleep

[@plantbasedbullet]

First????.

[@GigiolaCinquetty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣