Love is Blind Season 7 | Episodes 7-9 Recap & Review | Netflix Series

[@dahliaherrod4301]

Tim could teach a class on how to charm a parent. My God. It was sheer perfection. Had me forgetting they're both toxic for a minute there.

[@Asyd739]

Who’s Tim? 😂

[@mamamalet]

@@Asyd739😂😂😂 the Boner guy 😂😂

[@dahliaherrod4301]

@@Asyd739 The guy who read the letter to Alex's dad. He has the picture of him and his dog

[@gennsui]

Trulyyy! Lol

[@gcinashemfuleni136]

It low-key pissed me off because I feel like they’re all so easily messing with their parent’s/family feelings.

[@ana_goncalves]

Ramses changed so fast... Like Taylor Tomlinson said: when you ask a guy to put on a condom, is like asking a child to put a jacket over their Halloween costume. They throw a tantrum like NAAAAHHH 😭 YOU RUINED IT, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT

[@TaitsTake]

Lmao I love this.

[@yoyo3318]

he went from progressive to caveman REAL QUICK

[@irenalovesart4064]

Again the lack of knowledge in America about contraception is staggering. There's more than 2 choices and crossing your fingers

[@GMAMEC]

@@irenalovesart4064I think the producers might be looking for a storyline. This was supposed to be an “issue” last season.

[@AS-rr9km]

@@GMAMECAgreed. They probably already talked about all of that lmao & the producers are like “you two need to argue about SOMETHING 😅” lmao. I see their faces & it seems like they are totally acting. Marissa didn’t seem genuinely concerned, at all. Meaning she knows his real answers hahah & they’re acting! (I think)

[@elladavis4699]

the men this season are absolutely DIABOLICAL

[@MoroccanSama]

both sides are trash!

[@MsSugarDyme]

DIABLO fa sho

[@candicem9651]

Uh, Alex and Hannah?

[@KamandaHickey]

Women are not great either. None of these couples make sense anyway 😅

[@pearlosibu]

Garett is great Nick is doing okay Tim is annoying but between them, he’s better So i ldk

[@chelseajones9544]

I was more excited for the new Tate’s Take than the actual new episodes of Love Is Blind. 😂💕

[@Dragonpuncher123]

I'm not even watching this season. I tried, but I hate all these people 😅

[@jenniferarres]

😂 same

[@oritsela]

Preach

[@dawns7980]

For sure!

[@mf8886]

Same His way of recapping the eps is more entertaining

[@dahliaherrod4301]

Condom s*x being the hill Ramses dies on is WILD to me. This ninja was rawdogging Marrissa knowing he doesn't want kids for a good 5 years but balks at condoms?! Seriously?! And why was Marissa's savage mama talking about Marissa wanting to be a stay-at-home mom? I have so many questions😫

[@Danni-8890]

A whole ass mess because she was like no im not staying home when she was in tbe pods. Like whet girl whet!

[@suras8984]

​@@Danni-8890 I feel like Marissa is fighting her desires for anything she now considers the patriarchy.

[@Danni-8890]

@@suras8984 oh I didnt even think about that. Shes way to wishy washy for me. Like girl just be who you are.

[@destinyschild5768]

A lot of men are like this and then they’re surprised they got the woman pregnant 🙄

[@FlowerGrl20]

That whole condom conversation made me think he’d cheat on his partner if… she couldn’t have sex. He was ok until the condom debate.

[@Daveyjonesvi]

Marissa and Ram annoyed tf out of me with these conversations. Like birth control, religion, and her military background never were discussed in the pods?? Like bffr

[@megcon5542]

watch The Hamiltons podcast were Amber and Barnett are saying how producers are manipulating it and asking contestants to speak about certain topics

[@ezzb]

They did talked about religion and her military background. It doesn't mean the topic was discussed enough. And let's be honest, if they didn't talked about relevant topics during the trial marriage the audience would complained about that (like is often the case)

[@AS-rr9km]

@@megcon5542Agreed it seems like they are acting upset & not genuinely concerned about the topics at hand whatsoever 😂Like the producers probably told them “hey, we need you to argue about something, anything!” Then fed them some topics - which they probably already agree on these things from the pods. Yet producers want to “stir the pot” for TV.

[@vanessa_lmao8219]

​@@megcon5542yeah after watching that the editing and scripts make so much more sense

[@pewngting7797]

​@@megcon5542 yes I thought this was common sense considering the fact that in ever season similar conversional beats gets hit

[@Danni-8890]

"I was drunk at a sleep test" is totally unhinged...I did not see that coming

[@amazingperson326]

That was definitely wild 😅

[@msnglink1]

Literally from google: "Don't consume drinks or food containing alcohol or caffeine during the afternoon and evening before a sleep study."

[@KimVerhaaff]

He was not at the sleeptest... 😂

[@tinkalinks]

Who is doing the editing for this show? No context😩

[@jalisa.williams]

You can’t even be on your phone during one

[@trellbee]

Netflix definitely rummaged through the garbage for these contestants.

[@beautifultiana6578]

😂😂😂😂 true

[@Kharizmah]

@@LM-op7wuNot this season, the next one

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Exactly. They lifted the dumpster and was like, "Let's get the trash that fell under it."

[@beautifultiana6578]

@@nunyabusiness3516 i swear, they brought the angry humans, no filter, judgemental, psychos, cheats, insecure, bitter parent, chaotic, liar, and unfaithful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all made it into the show in this season. Way to go! I doubt if any marriage is coming out of this season's mess.

[@AlittlebitofeverythingbyauntyB]

They should fire Chelsea if she actually picked them this season😂

[@sharranjami]

Tyler may see it as a sperm donation because he doesn't have a relationship with the mom; but if you have child support and the kids have your last name it wasn't a sperm donation bruh.

[@dammmnnnkaytreezy__9914]

Yea seemed like he lied

[@GMAMEC]

He and his mom had pictures of the children on SM. They were removed. He lied and thought that he would get away with the lie.

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Even that would have been fine if the moron hadn't LIED about it. They had literally NOTHING ELSE TO DO in those pods BUT TALK. There's NO WAY he didn't have an opening.

[@destinyschild5768]

And the fact that they discussed having kids like he doesn’t have 3 already!!!!

[@FakemeraldLove]

She changed the last name tho

[@eh1126]

Dude I cringed so hard with that “ a la Dante” 😂😂😂😂

[@colleenfinnerty2103]

He was even "Is that what you call it?" And she was like,"Yes! A la dente!"

[@eh1126]

⁠@@colleenfinnerty2103 I know!! She was so sure about it too 🤣🤣

[@PrettyPolyInPink]

It was cute!! Not Dante!!

[@CarlaintheCountry]

😂😂😂

[@miriamroxana]

I almost believed it too 😅

[@LaShawnDenise]

Wow what a surprise! A man who admitted to being a cheater, cheated.

[@Isabel_fit]

That's what I said!! In the pods, he said something along the lines of "some may consider this cheating... it just depends on what your definition is" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@LaShawnDenise]

@@Isabel_fit and then did the exact same thing 😭

[@alleycat5061]

Netflix better show us these unaired fights during the reunion! It’s driving me crazy not knowing the whole story. Also, Marisa’s mom coming at Ramses for having been married before when she has multiple kids from multiple dads, um what?

[@nunyabusiness3516]

I highly doubt Netflix has any footage of these fights. They don't film 24/7. It sounds like these people waited until they were no longer filming to have these conversations, I mean fights😂😂

[@alleycat5061]

@@nunyabusiness3516 yeah, you’re probably right, but I can still hope 😉

[@tabbatharenea8766]

@@nunyabusiness3516 Correct. Prior contestants have shared many times that they aren't filmed 24/7. It comes up after every single season.

[@CC12203]

I was thinking about how on The Ultimatum they have the hidden cameras on them at all times. Seems like they may need them on LIB so they can at least know what happened…

[@ShredderTainment]

24:03 Hannah is getting on my nerves. She’s so judgmental of the kid. He asked about how much water to put in the pot, and I still ask that when I’m helping the chef. Who knows if she has a specific plan? She was so mean to him! What a B!!!

[@essencepierce273]

Marissa’s mom is wild and you can tell Marissa sets boundaries with her which is why she called her a “b.”

[@zainabibraheem]

Frr she projects her insecurities of her failed marraiges onto her kids

[@ahmorgan]

You called it!

[@Asyd739]

I loved Marissa’s mom. 🤷‍♀️ she was real af 😂

[@ahmorgan]

@@Asyd739 she seems bitter and jaded

[@Petite_mon]

​@@ahmorgan This is exactly how she came off to me. I'm glad Marissa seems to put her foot down with her or she'd run all over her and brainwash her with her negative lens.

[@essencepierce273]

This whole batch was crazy.

[@zainabibraheem]

Marissa mum projecting her insecurities on her failed marriages is insane she has multiple kids with different men and thinks MARRIAGE (which means forever) won’t end in forever-how sad

[@gennsui]

Exactly!! That lady is lonely, bitter, and miserable

[@shyranhilaw4352]

Yeah, I agree. Her mom is definitely miserable and she needs therapy, just like Marissa said.

[@elitemployee]

No fr she’s like “her dad f’d her over her step dad f’d her over” Sooo the men YOU picked, maam???🤨🤨

[@Thisismyhandl3]

She’s a bitter old lady who made the wrong choices and now she’s taking it out on her kids.

[@beewest5704]

She is one piece of work. She should stop visit her trauma on her kids. You could ssee they are over it. Who wants to be married to someone who has been taught that marriage is temporary? Is she a nurse cause she carries mean nurse vibes.

[@honeydrop89]

Drunk at a medical sleep test. Tell me more .... LOL !

[@KW-up2ox]

Exactlyyyyyy!!!

[@RenayOpish]

Right?? I was like- what????

[@tfernandez6806]

That would’ve made Great TV!

[@JustAnEmptyCageGirl]

Taylor and Tim know how to play the parents game! Also I would like to hire Taylor to have conversations with my boss. This woman knows how to convince difficult people.

[@Daveyjonesvi]

She is a consultant so it maths out

[@joanna0988]

​@@Daveyjonesvi Right 😅 She's good at diffusing and reassuring.

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Damn Tim had ME tearing up reading that letter. 😂😂😂

[@pearlosibu]

I am officially in love with her at this point

[@pearlosibu]

@@SarahExtraordinarythat one can’t convince me of nothing. Her vibe is nasty.

[@rosemanos5123]

These episodes had so many Oh My Golly Wolly moments that I lost count.

[@nandib570]

❤

[@tashabnicole]

Monica got what she got cause the minute that man called her a mutt, she should have been out of the pods but instead she laughed and agreed 😒.

[@ccebs8009]

Also. He explained how he cheated in the past, and then he did the exact same thing to her. She never even delved deep in thr pods to see if he was a changed man. She saw red flags, then brushed them away

[@Asyd739]

There were so many red flags. 🚩🚩🚩

[@CARATMom]

💯💯💯

[@daughterofyah6209]

@@ccebs8009she is also a red flag too thats why. She low key tried to bully him around. She was not the same person she was in the pods. They both needed to go!

[@jclyntoledo]

​@@daughterofyah6209Facts

[@bessemenow7221]

i wish i wasn’t chronically online so i could be surprised at tyler being a dad

[@KaylaDashay611]

Literally same but also glad I wasn’t afforded the chance to get emotionally invested in Ashley and Tyler either lbs everytime I was like “awwww” it would be IMMEDIATELY followed by “fuck him bro, men ain’t shit” 😭😭😩😂😂😂

[@jclyntoledo]

😂😂😂

[@daebak_hana]

I was so bored by their scenes I skipped through

[@noluthandosibiya108]

"And now, over to Ashley and liar, I mean, Tyler" 😭😭😭

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

The kids thing would be a deal breaker for me. That should of been disclosed in the pods.

[@scovyaporsha]

Me too. Absolutely

[@joyous1011]

Same!! But Ashley's Dad did say she was a ride-or-die 😒

[@leontinehillenaar423]

If he really was just a sperm donor, it would not be a huge deal for me, but it seems like this isn't really the case. Then he should have told her much earlier.

[@abbient]

Ep8 - Taylor and Garrett's conversation about family and moving, etc is so necessary!!! Kudos to them for this... God, I want them to worrrrk 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

[@ellebrown7821]

Me too. They’re my favorite couple. So mature

[@pearlosibu]

Same. I would be crushed if they don’t.

[@joyous1011]

Favorite couple! I love their banter 😂

[@crustyfarmer7688]

But he is going to be absolutely miserable moving away from everything he loves. It won’t happen.

[@MrsSSmith77]

“Somewhere Monica’s out there punching the air” took me out. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TaitsTake]

😭😭😭

[@thecoincollector1684]

Hilarious

[@gcinashemfuleni136]

Not this season going from snooze fest to SCREAMING at most scenes because who Tf are these people ?!?!?

[@zazubombay]

Seriously! -- Who TF are they? And where do they find them?

[@tacrewgirl]

Right?!

[@perdybirdie]

Same it was whiplash

[@kendearmbe4740]

Stephen gives ZERO f about that argument with Monica

[@bongihill2780]

It’s like he actually wanted to be the villain. He was unbothered.

[@AS-rr9km]

@@bongihill2780Right, he said “I don’t even…I don’t deserve, much”. Like wtf??? 😂I had a feeling he would be like that; just by the way he spoke about cheating on his ex. “Technically” cheated by DMing a girl is literally cheating!? Monica - she’s smarter than that. However, she was blinded by what she wanted & not what she deserved. Holy F. She was a teeny bit bossy with the “gifts” things but without full context - I think she was still in the Right overall. Especially after meeting the Real Stephen. Holy crap bruh. Drunk, sleep test, didn’t remember, texted her that DAY, kinks/fetishes? Couldn’t have been under 2 weeks he got laid with Monica 😂he said those paranoid things about the marriage like, days prior. How much of a Horndog can you be!!!? He a sex addict bruh

[@cassius4177]

You ain't never lied

[@TK79123]

I think he did it to get out of the relationship. Seems like he was trying to discuss he had worries after she kept rolling her eyes and telling him to stop talking so he sabotaged to eject. Was more concerned about how internet homewreckees would think of him.

[@izachjohnson2979]

Absolutely 0 fucks were given

[@dayanacajuste7906]

"Poison Ivy is having the time of her life" Referring to Monica!!😂😂😂

[@TaitsTake]

Lmao okkkkk you caught that

[@CarlaintheCountry]

That tickled me 😂🌿🌱🍃

[@apriljoy5754]

I died😂❤

[@anushapremkumar7356]

Marissa’s mom is talking a lot of smack for a lady with that many kids from different men. I’m amazed Marissa is her bubbly self with this harpy in her ear the whole time🙄

[@Kharizmah]

The mom must be why she joined the military, best escape plan ever

[@Petite_mon]

Same thing i said! How she so sweet and cheery lol

[@channelcopies1149]

From what I gathered all of her kids seemed sweet! I’m like “huh????”

[@carmel2r]

Not a harpy 😂😂😂

[@daughterofyah6209]

@@Kharizmahshe said her mom forced her to the navy so 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@CowsRdumb]

So what I gathered is. Now we know why Monica was single. She's very bossy and rude. But Stephen is something else too because why does he keep talking about cheating and how all this temptation is gonna come from being in the show...? Last I loved Alex's dad. His scene made me cry

[@kennydiwashington]

Omg yesss i definitely cried on Alex dad part.

[@cindydavies3334]

I bawled

[@gennsui]

Alex’s dad definitely made me cry too

[@AnastasiaR]

I cried so hard and I don't even like Alex and Tim but that scene was beautiful

[@CC12203]

@@AnastasiaR- I feel exactly the same way (not believing at all in the future of them having a healthy relationship) so part of how touching that scene was is because it is likely to just be bittersweet when it doesn’t work out… 😭

[@LRamey]

Even tho I don’t think Alex and Tim will make it that dad had me in tears😢❤

[@Petite_mon]

I was crying so hard 😭

[@luneko615]

Saaaaame 😭😭😭​@@Petite_mon

[@CarlaintheCountry]

It wad a beautiful moment, but I was also angry because Tim & Alex aren't going to make it to the altar. If they do, it won't last. Smh. Dad is a great guy though ❤

[@LRamey]

@@luneko615 ❤️❤️❤️💯

[@LRamey]

@@CarlaintheCountry it was such a beautiful scene… I don’t see any chemistry between them at all

[@didi425]

Marissa's mom is also clearly jealous of Marissa.

[@shaleesal.2060]

I wondered that too especially since her siblings were very supportive.

[@NIO623]

Yes...she is hardened and jaded

[@beewest5704]

She is going to chase her kids away. Nobody wants to be around her energy. It's vile. She needs therapy.

[@daebak_hana]

She definitely is! Who calls their daughter a b*tch in front of their finance?!

[@brittanywashington5194]

I knew Stephen was fradulent! Every time he came on screen sirens went off in my head. I don't think Monica was even into him like that because she looked like her insides were crunching up every time he spoke. I think she just felt like he was her last chance of ever getting married. She needs to learn how to love herself because if she did, she would've closed the door when he admitted to cheating in the past. He basically was telling Taylor that he was going to cheat again because of all the temptation due to exposure. Pro tip: Let men talk, they'll eventually tell on themselves.

[@daebak_hana]

💯💯💯 he was talking as fast as a used car salesman. Totally phoney.

[@essencepierce273]

All I have on Nick and Hannah is that neither of them are ready for marriage.

[@pay4739]

right ..i feel like they can be great friends, though.

[@lizzieliz0708]

​@@pay4739 Friends? She treats him like crap.

[@beewest5704]

They will have a mother/child relationship. He will resent her & her list for him will dry up. The minute a 19 year old seems impressed by something Nick does he will cheat. Nick is giving loser vibes...peaked in high school. Its not even just about living at home. It's that he obviously has done non adulting. His parents knows he ain't shxt & really thinks his wife should raise him cause they were not up to it. Imagine having babies with a man baby.

[@cutpaperr]

Ramses' opinion on the US military is completely well founded. The US has caused a lot of instability in multiple countries, most of which could've been avoided. And that dinner scene with Marisa seemed like a conversation to me, not an argument cause both things can be true. You can be proud of your service and critique it at the same time. His tantrum about using protection though is a red flag. It can't be that unenjoyable bro. 😂 Calm tf down!!

[@TaitsTake]

If you feel that strongly about the military you CANNOT be marrying a veteran like Marissa.

[@Ria-wq9gu]

I think people need to stop looking at certain things as just black or white or right and wrong. They're other shades. If you don't have a military who's going to protect your country? Rather just work on improvements. Same with law enforcement and I say this from a country with one of the most incompetent and corrupt law enforcement.😒 Someone commented that Ramses left the church cos he probably thought it was too judgemental, plus he was yapping about pples opinions about his masculinity but he seems to judge a lot himself. 😏

[@ParticulaDeTacere]

​@@TaitsTakethat is what surprised me the most. He knew from the pods how she felt about it. Aaaand she dated a Trump supporter. I really don't see them lasting, even if they get married. And the condom thing gave me the ick.

[@LooksEveryday]

You’re faster than a politician changes his mind - like literally I hadn’t even had my breakfast yet. Your commentary is always spot on and your cultural references - sparkling water - Bill Cosby drink, Saved by the Bell ago - comedic gold and I’m here for all it. Thanks for making me laugh and talking about it like I would to a good friend.

[@TaitsTake]

We are now good friends :)

[@loriclinchard5206]

So agree! Tait, you bring a little moment of heaven to the day!!!!!!!!!

[@adrianamelgarejo5467]

"But she was thinkiiing it" you always get me with that one 😂😂😂

[@TaitsTake]

Lmao cuz I know they be thinkin it!

[@Pandoraaaa408]

Tate be 100% correct too lol

[@temiashiru]

Stephen was trying to escape so badly. he did not even try to fight for the relationship. "you're right.. i'll leave now"

[@kittylemeu]

I think he doesn't know how to argue. So he just blows the relationship up to escape. I couldn't stand how Monica was treating him.

[@Alesana907]

Ikr im pretty sure he had a hobo bindle premade and ready to go under the kitchen counter 😂 he threw up the deuces with no hesitation 🤣🤣

[@temiashiru]

@@Alesana907 LMAO! I gagged when he showed up in the scene as the girls were dragging him. He was ready to "hit the road, Jack"

[@RachelSmith-fs6tx]

He was trying to get out of there as soon as he realized he couldn’t sweet talk Monica with his word vomit out of the pods.

[@jclyntoledo]

​@@kittylemeuMónica was pretty mean and tough on him but in those last 2 episodes where he would randomly have those weird inappropriate convos with her, I could definitely see why she said he talked too much.

[@nope748]

damn, the devil works hard but Tait works harder, bless you and you have no business being this funny 😭😭

[@vernicegirl8987]

He’s the funniest KZbin I watch. Netflix needs to hire him to do commentary for LIB.

[@whimrocker]

Dude, if you want to tell me your take on the news, I’d absolutely watch. I think I even want that now. Go watch the news.

[@TaitsTake]

I love the news 😍

[@theshadysunshine]

Why meet anyone’s FAMILY when you know you’re not legit?! Like why? 😢

[@saraa475]

I actually really respect Ramses for his view on the US military. He was a little too judgy about it to her but it was so refreshing and rare to see someone mention Palestine on such a big show.

[@MelonBrews]

Probably the only thing I agree with him on lol.

[@kendearmbe4740]

And clearly Marissa and Ramses did not talk about the important stuff in the pods

[@scovyaporsha]

They were Busy looking forward to Screwing😢

[@lizg.8626]

She was too busy saying, “OMG! You are NOT a Leo Leo!!” & focusing on that. 🤯🤣

[@daebak_hana]

She was so happy he wanted to be a stay at home dad😅

[@1mnn440]

I feel for Monica and I don't like Stephen either, but the flower thing was annoying as hell. Girl, buy yourself some flowers.

[@alishaxoxos]

At least get back from “honeymoon” before you start with all that

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Easiest thing in the world for this man to do would have been by some grocery store flowers. She was clear about what she wanted, and he could have scored big points with that, but this moron acted like she asked him to do trigonometry and quadratic equations.

[@ahmorgan]

It kinda sucks because Monica is not great, but dude cheating makes it seem like she's not a problem

[@Asyd739]

Yeah, I agree. She’s 36 and hasn’t figured that out yet? Stephen is a complete ick ball narcissistic icky icky

[@unpopular2]

@@ahmorganI’m Sorry But Texting Sexual Things To A Woman is Not As Worse As Monica’s Attitude

[@iamHispen]

"Prolly the first time Tyler put a *hat* on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TaitsTake]

Shhhh they ain’t catch that one 😏

[@Alwayshope33]

@@TaitsTakehilarious!!!!!! It took me too long to catch that one🤦🏾‍♀️

[@digthewarmth]

Yuk yuk yuk! 😂

[@CarlaintheCountry]

That comment sent me! 😂😂😂😂

[@siriusk9769]

The men I didn’t feel uncomfortable about from the beginning were Garret and Nick. Nick may be annoying sometimes but he’s harmless, you can easily tell what to expect with him. And Garret seems to have good intentions (I just hope he doesn’t have any hidden skeletons in the closet). Also, justice for Nick should be a trending hashtag cos Hannah is nothing but a bully!

[@daebak_hana]

Hannah does not like nick so she's being mean to him. We have seen this before. But nick talked a lot but still gets his parents to pay his bills and lives in their basement.

[@MelisaRose-xc5of]

This man told Monica he was a cheater and she said not everything is black and white we really need to learn to listen to understand and not listen to respond

[@ccebs8009]

Right, cuz he repeated those same actions days into a relationship while being filmed... That man is a lunatic and Monica ignored all the red flags

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Stephen has been cringey since the pods. Monica has had to muscle past her gag reflexes just to be in a conversation with him EVERY time because he's just non-stop embarrassing. I know she has to be upset with herself for ignoring all those OBVIOUS red flags and thinking their biggest issue was him not buying flowers😂

[@Asyd739]

@@nunyabusiness3516exactly!!!! 🎯

[@Isabel_fit]

He barely admitted to cheating. He said "TECHNICALLY this could be considered cheating" 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@madwoman4864]

Life tip: when someone tells you who they are, believe them!!!

[@jasminedragon7360]

Marissa letting that man barebacked is CRAZY to me! It’s not just about the babies, he could have an STD if he is that against condoms. Safe sex is important. If a woman gets VD she can get ovarian cancer, she could not have kids, I mean it goes on! I hope she is okay!

[@MichElle-py8lk]

When you go on reality dating shows they give you a sexual health test.

[@jasminedragon7360]

@@MichElle-py8lk I didn’t not know that! I hope its more thorough then the background checks because they let that one guy on who was so bad they had to edit him out, so I still don’t think I could risk that but that’s just me.🤣🤣🤣

[@nunyabusiness3516]

Apparently that's what cancer leo leo gets you😂🙄

[@whitleywhitley2280]

​@jasminedragon7360 if you are that scary than you definitely should never be bold enough to go on a show to legally marry a stranger then.....her going raw with her legal husband, she should as long as she is protected from an unwanted early pregnancy by a stranger

[@jasminedragon7360]

@@whitleywhitley2280 they aren’t even married so yeah your logic makes ZERO sense!lol! So you are okay if your fiancé you NEVER met has NOT been wearing condoms (because as he stated it’s not enjoyable) with any of the women he sleeps with, and then after YOU have already been sleeping together tells you he doesn’t want kids anytime soon and won’t wear a condom. Honey if that’s the level you hold yourself at that is on you, ain’t got nothing to do with boldness🤣🤣🤣

[@dearmakeupdiary]

Lol 😂omg a la dante! You definitely said it right. *Al dente* 💯✨

[@TaitsTake]

Haha thank youuuu!

[@MissMatsu]

She’s on love is blind and hoarders a true pioneer had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@TaitsTake]

Iconic.

[@havok6280]

This recap should have been sponsored by Zelle...😂

[@TaitsTake]

For real tell them to holla at me tho

[@believe.receive]

Tyler coming up with the "sperm donor" narrative had me rolling 😂Technically every dad is a sperm donor, but those are HIS kids and HIS ex. It's so obvious at this point. Imagine finding out your ex and the father of your children is on reality TV referring to his active role as a father as "sperm donation" ahaha you CANNOT make this up. INSANE.

[@RenayOpish]

Also- his kids are gonna see that one day- WTF.

[@Unbound_Soul7]

He low key had lying eyes. I kept saying to myself there’s something off about him.

[@sexychocolate3616]

Then he had the nerve to cry after telling her!!

[@blackoffee]

I think the baby mum is a lesbian..??

[@naturallybeautiful9109]

Ashley daddy is zaddy lmfao 😂

[@kayiesse6346]

GIRL!! I said the same thing. He was sooo smooth with it. The beard, the suit, the swag. He's the sexiest man in this whole season. lol

[@beewest5704]

Why you thirsty 😂😂😂

[@andibea11]

"looks like SpongeBob when he dries up a little" just made me spit my coffee!!! Thank you - I love that so much!!!

[@TaitsTake]

Don’t waste that coffee!! But also 😈

[@thecoincollector1684]

Yup 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@havok6280]

If Marissa wants a prenuptial, she should discuss with Ramses. If she doesn't, her mom needs to butt out. Also not all lawyers are rich. Most of them are not.

[@Loveheart-er3ou]

Plubic defenders are not. But the others with a little bit of reveiws can do very well. When I had to get a lawyer in illinois the cheapest person I found charged me 500 dollars per court date. Which was basically each month. He made me take a deal by the 3rd court date to save me money.

[@beewest5704]

And how does her mom expect her to be the rich breadwinner & SAHM at the same time? Does she know Marissa asked Ramses to be the SAHD?

[@daebak_hana]

I think she wants to use all of Marissa's money. That's why SHE wants the prenup

[@adaaa11]

@@Loveheart-er3ouwhich takes time and skill and experience. And most lawyers end up working for other ppl meaning they are getting a salary Her mom acts like she’s gonna be rich off being a lawyer when she hasn’t even finished school

[@riapitts8322]

Craziest moments in order for me: 1. Tyler’s bombshell 2. Stephen’s sexting 3. Alex’s disgusting mess on a whole nother level 4. Marissa’s mom! But also has no one ever heard of an IUD? 😂

[@lizzieliz0708]

There can be complications with IUD as well.

[@katymello3547]

IUD is birth control

[@riapitts8322]

@@lizzieliz0708 theres risk and benefit with everything we do. Risk of IUd is extremely low. Condoms also has the lowest efficacy of most birth control methods. So are you willing risk of

[@michellep4843]

I have yet to watch an episode of this new season between you and Roxie says reviews y’all are keeping me up to date and y’all’s reviews are a lot more entertaining 😂

[@shaleesal.2060]

Love Tait's Take and Roxie Says! You should also try Reel James and Nicole Davies too!

[@arigold218]

I watch him and Roxie also! Could totally just not watch the show 😂

[@cristinacolon1127]

I started watching this season just cuz their reviews 😂🤣

[@Kenshaable]

​@@shaleesal.2060thx for the tip

[@Dee_Dee216]

Also Jessie Woo and Tammy Talks

[@chichonete]

I definitely had to eat my words about Stephen, I thought he was so sweet!

[@leggs4113]

Me too. I hate he made me look stupid. 😣😣

[@mrs.c6569]

I feel bamboozled! SMH

[@tabbatharenea8766]

The worst men usually ARE so super sweet...It's how they get away with shit (until they don't)

[@Asyd739]

This show reaffirms my good intuition about men. I had everyone “pegged” especially Stephen- I knew he was a duche.

[@chichonete]

@@Asyd739 we need to create a council so you can help vet every man haha

[@chickolat]

I don't blame the parents who didnt want to be on camera cus they probably saw previous seasons and realized that they are not going to show their kids in good light. The parents of this season is going to learn how terrible their kids are or how terrible their kids got treated by this so-called "fiance". Like Nick -- i feel so bad when Hannah's and Nick's parent watch how awful Hannah is.

[@essencepierce273]

Steven lost his job likely because he didn’t get his PTO approved. Taking about he showed up and asked his fireman if he still had a job 🤦🏽‍♀️.

[@dammmnnnkaytreezy__9914]

But the fact that the girl held it down and he still went cheat is crazy

[@Asyd739]

“This is the problem with the government trying to police women’s bodies” thank you for pointing this out. I’m saying it. Men don’t want to use birth control. But feel they can have a say in how we control our bodies. And I was disappointed he put so much riding on “feels good” For Him. Sex is about 2 people….many variables.

[@daebak_hana]

The problem is that men want to have consequences free sex. This doesn't exist in reality cuz kids and stds and feelings. The advent of birth control was mostly a win for men.

[@penneysalvo2885]

Marissa's mom is a savage and ruthless😂

[@X-101]

He does look like Ozone from Breakin(breakdance here in the UK)

[@ahmorgan]

Cutthroat! Four failed marriages will do that, though

[@Unbound_Soul7]

She needs healing

[@daebak_hana]

She needs therapy desperately. Calling your daughter a b*tch in a total chill way is toxic af

[@SamRachelle-o4m]

Ashley girl! I feel your pain, you're right all along, Tyler was too good to be true!

[@SerenityAtLast87]

YOU SHOULDVE SEEN MY SHOCK WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DIDNT SEE YOUR REVIEW SO I HAD NOTHING TO WATCH ON MY WAY TO WORK

[@TaitsTake]

I will make it up to you I promise

[@KatelynDawn]

Something about Ramses saying he would divorce Marissa if she joined the reserves but then would be all cool if his kids wanted to join us just not adding up to me.

[@wearesatellites91]

Makes perfect sense. You pick your partner, but you don’t pick your kids. He wants to choose a partner that shares his values, but ultimately, your kids have free will and should be able to do what they want with their lives. Even if he doesn’t like the military, he doesn’t want to control his kids’ choices, and that’s actually awesome.

[@honorimmortal3180]

Monica punching air when Taylor brung flowers is hilarious 😂😂

[@utubeact]

this season has rlly took a turn 😂😂😂

[@Widelene1]

My first time watching you, but you’re hilarious!!!!! Omg. Def subscribing!

[@lyndas.8765]

1. “You see these garbage bags?” “See them? I’m sitting on them!” 2. “She asked him to use a condom and he looked at her like she told him she’s reenlisting in the Navy.” This two lines. These two lines right here had me laughing so hard I had to close the video and clutch my stomach. Full on sweating bc I’m laughing so hard. Bravo 😭

[@TaitsTake]

Love everything about this! BREATHE :)

[@havok6280]

To be fair, Marissa joined the Navy after college, so she wasn't a clueless 18-year-old. Plus, she grew up in a military family.

[@leapark4281]

That still does not call for judgement if someone joins the military

[@jessicakennedy3325]

Now I understand when people who live in the DC area talk about how hard dating is there! These men are extra NO!!

[@tanashawarren4743]

I have never loved a KZbinr so bad. I be laughing the whole time. I'm so addicted. U never fail my brain♥️

[@TaitsTake]

Awwww! Never leave me 🥹

[@rachellerockel]

Okay, this review is better than the show 😂

[@gabriellaberman]

i knew i hated stephen for a reason. the man never felt genuine for a SECOND

[@rediettadesse2828]

Omg he felt geniuses to me I think I hv bad judgement of character n always fell for it

[@Deniecemelanin]

Yup I said the same thing the moment they were in the pods I was like NOPE, he was so full of himself, admitted to cheating and just overall bad vibes. I really did not like him AT ALL. So I’m not surprised he did this and clearly doesn’t feel bad.

[@Stormy575]

I felt the same way

[@georginamagoma]

You're right.

[@tacrewgirl]

The breakdown of Tim meeting Alex's parents was hilarious. 😂

[@TaitsTake]

♠️♥️♣️♦️

[@eugeniaGienieD]

There was an episode where he said something like, people gonna say he is not a good guy and stuff, and Ashley was like I know you. My alarm bells went off when he said that

[@channelcopies1149]

Did Marissas’s mom want to be goated as the worst parent meet up in LIB history? Ma’am, you are beyond rude AF. Some of the things she brought up may have been real and raw but you don’t know that man to be speaking to him that way. If Ramses were my son and I watched this part back, we would have to knuckle up at the wedding. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@tashabnicole]

When Tim made her daddy tear up that was the Big Joker 😂

[@TaitsTake]

LMAO ONGODDDD

[@traciesmith7434]

Three crazy moments, Nick’s parents pays for his phone bill, car insurance and he doesn’t know how to boil water. Two, Alex is a hoarder. I think she doesn’t know it. The excuses she was making are horrendous. Three, Tyler has three kids and he didn’t say it in the pods. And the cheating with Stephen and Monica

[@beewest5704]

How a person keeps their place reflects their state of mind. Alex's place is a mess.

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

The 300$ a week on groceries as a single woman was wild to me. I live in a high COL area and most definitely dont eat like a bird. I love food and like to eat!! the most I ever spent on groceries in a month was 350. Idk if she’s eating filet mignon and lobster on a daily basis, I need a breakdown on how she’s spending that much on groceries.

[@TaitsTake]

Nah I need her receipts.

[@theoriginalbunnygirl]

She said she lost like 40 lbs but she is still a pretty big girl to me. So maybe she still eats a lot lol

[@CowsRdumb]

@@AFFTFOMSICHTS nah because where I live the main grocery store is expensive af. One little quiche will cost $7. One pound of ground beef the small roll is 8.59 A loaf of bread $4. Inflation has got so bad down here

[@AFFTFOMSICHTS]

@@CowsRdumbso your only option is 1 grocery store ?

[@CowsRdumb]

@@AFFTFOMSICHTS no it's a chain of grocery stores. Even Walmart and aldi prices have went way up. Only budget friendly groceries stores that are here is Walmart and aldis. The other chains are super expensive here

[@Coco-ns2we]

The way I cackled throughout this whole video. Thanks for the laughs😂

[@lallana2882]

When Alex's dad started to tear up 😭😭 He got me!

[@thecoincollector1684]

I like these vids.... straight to the point with good humor... glad to have found you, Tait.

[@TaitsTake]

Stay with me 🥹

[@olivia.3232]

Ashley and Tyler... I am so sad for everyone involved that is not Tyler because one day his kids will have to see that he didn’t claim them and called them sperm donor kids. Evil!

[@tanashawarren4743]

Not u made Alex and her dad's meeting with Tim be this fuckin serious 😭😭😭😭 u literally take everything dramatic to the max 😭😭😭 I really love it here

[@TaitsTake]

I’ve been called this word, dramatic you speak of before ☺️🤭😇

[@utubeact]

you are one of the only youtubers who make me audibly laugh out loud at your jokes

[@DianaKomosa]

Agreed. Literally Laugh out LOUD

[@utubeact]

@@DianaKomosa he’s genuinely really funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@latreciaherring1229]

Co-sign this. I bark laughter every single time.

[@cee3901]

your commentary is so funny I've been laughing out loud the entire video 😭

[@TaitsTake]

Thank you for watchingggg!

[@tekaraleger5399]

I haven’t watched these episodes yet but seeing the pictures of Alex’s home was probably the craziest moment for me lol

[@jennaroseblooming]

3:15 "he looks like spongebob when he dries up a lil bit" 😭

[@TaitsTake]

Lmao you know what I’m talking about

[@jennaroseblooming]

@TaitsTake i really do 😅 but also mixed with a lil bit of Larry the Lobster? check his ancestry breakdown to confirm lmao

[@CamilleKG]

“Did you hear that Marissa’s mum? Did you hear that?” 😂you killed me there

[@thecoincollector1684]

I already watched all episodes but just now watching all your reviews..... fully entertained 😂😂😂😂😂 wonderful

[@OhThisIsNette]

Nah The Spades metaphor 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@TaitsTake]

Let’s go partner!!

[@DianaKomosa]

I had to check, several times, if I skipped scenes or episodes bc Netflix keeps dropping us in on the middle of fights on LIB. I do not like this new approach.

[@PanPan-sp6yc]

Always a pleasure to watch Tait's recaps

[@ReelJames]

I totally forgot about Bohdan's camel experience. 🤣 The drama really *was* much better than Week 1! All right, lemme keep watching. Great work already, bro! (Also, I see you with the MERCH!)

[@TaitsTake]

Haha watching yours as we speak!

[@ReelJames]

@@TaitsTake 🙏I appreciate ya, brother!

[@321tianna]

Aren’t you two adorable 🥹

[@TaitsTake]

@@321tianna v cute

[@ReelJames]

@@321tianna 😂

[@shana_mcd]

Whew I knew it was gonna be Crazy when I saw the 3 babies in the thumbnail 😂

[@ReelJames]

NOT THE PETEY PABLO REFERENCE! Between this and my Ja Rule reference, we've been on it, bro. 🤣

[@Beautylivesinme]

You both are hilarious 😂😅

[@ReelJames]

@@Beautylivesinme 🤣 I think I can speak for Chris on this one: we thank you!

[@karasmith348]

I love that you're here 😂😂😂

[@TheTotiF]

This shit genuinely made me laugh out loud so many times. Well done 👏🎬😂

[@madeinhere661]

"I also want to be involved in naming our kids. I'm a veteran" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zazubombay]

🤣🤣🤣

[@collettepryce3747]

I've been refreshing for Taits take as soon as I watched these episodes!!

[@mercybarasa7135]

Did you just say Nick's roomates?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TaitsTake]

Did I 🤭