Take Your Bets! Who's The Father? | House M.D..

[@HarryPotter-kd3bh]

“Taubettes” is my single favorite line from House in the whole series

[@booqueefious2230]

Out of all the good ones?

[@fitrianhidayat]

I thought it was Taublets

[@bait5257]

Taubinators from that game

[@cactus7802]

Lol

[@trespire]

@@fitrianhidayat TaubeTubbies

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

At first I thought that Wilson wouldn't do something as silly as House did, then I remembered that chicken bet.

[@peacedove390]

😂😂😂

[@vishalraghavan9742]

They had the chicken coz the shop they bought it from had only one pig

[@majormana1]

Wilson is crazy as House just not a rule breaker but crazy

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

@@majormana1 probably what lured Wilson to House is House's antics, he is as smart and capable as House but have strong moral compass to remind him what's breaking the law and what's not, meanwhile House just do things for the sake of amusement regardless of legality of his act. So he is interested in Houses pranks and silliness because technically he couldn't do it but he can watch House doing it.

[@majormana1]

@@rahmadrenaldi2624 true true.

[@milivoje922]

Wilsons instant guilt saying he would have donated the money to charity 😂

[@husainjam]

Same

[@Underground.Rabbit]

he just wants the fork man. xD

[@matthewhall7976]

"I'm not the bad guy here, I'm betting on them both being yours"..... -Wilson Hahahahahah

[@beverlyarcher546]

I would have donated it to charity

[@EmmanuelRodriguez-qv5nx]

Lmfao

[@smurfyday]

OMG, to see Wilson sink to that level, House is like religion, poisons everything.

[@Cris5631]

@@beverlyarcher546 UNITED WILSON FUND, a wilson is a terrible thing to waste.

[@odisseusrh]

the fact season 1 wilson wouldnt do that shows how House corrupts

[@Tauheed_27]

Here we can see Chase becoming House while talking to Foreman. FORESHADOWING.

[@michaelfasano8569]

Foremanshadowing

[@MrBored-zm9ww]

@@michaelfasano8569 lmaoooo

[@gamerpedia1535]

@@tyrellwilson9334 did you even watch the clip my guy? Chase literally said he did.

[@3DSDF]

He’s even growing the beard

[@B353RK]

@@tyrellwilson9334 if you watch from the beginning u can see he's looking at foreman and the notes at the same time lol

[@tomaspabon2484]

Man sometimes you forget that Wilson would be the ethics code breaking weirdo at any other hospital.

[@beemel5734]

And THAT is why House befriended him out of everyone at that whole convention when they met.

[@nR00R]

Taub catching both House and Wilson as they try to acquire his DNA, some of my favorite moments in the whole show. He wasn't dumb

[@FranciumBoron]

You've got at least a trillion cells! You're going to misplace one of them eventually!

[@saifahmed7143]

1:00 "He understood completely and then I was fired" 😂

[@krissy0628]

“He’s doing his clinic hours..” Wilson: “that is concerning… “ 🤣

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

What find ironic is Foreman is actually a perfect replacement for Cuddy... At first glance in the beginning, he would of been the better House, but his "street smarts" help keep House out of bigger trouble

[@beverlyarcher546]

Is this the only job he could get after house let him go or fired him? I can't remember which

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

@@beverlyarcher546 Foreman left, and then when he did stuff he normally does with House on his new team, he saved the patient, but got black listed from working with them again and other hospitals. So his only option was going back to the old hospital.

[@beverlyarcher546]

@@antithoughtpolice7497 thanks I couldn't remember only seen a few episodes my brother told me what happened it was chase who was fired wasn't it and the others left?

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

@@beverlyarcher546 Yes, that is right!

[@majormana1]

yup

[@snputri]

I really wish we get just one episode of chase after he became the head of department. Seeimg how he argue with foreman about crazy test/treatment, have a good friend who help him get his epiphany and crazy bet/stunts.

[@omerhayder3956]

Last time I was this early, cuddy was still the administrator

[@dragonlordplacidusax9413]

that really wasn't that long ago .... talking about the administrator part

[@anthonymendez1997]

Last time I was this early, Omar Epps was on ER.

[@DocHolliday3841]

@@anthonymendez1997 Really? Did watch ER, it sucked

[@michaelsong5555]

Cuddy was a terrible admin. She had House walk all over her. No other admins (in real life) do that. Sure, there are moments, but not all the time like Cuddy.

[@Sufanius]

“I was eating a baby for lunch….” Lol! Wilson and House these 2 could do a series not based in a hospital setting

[@mauz791]

There was an episode where Cuddy has a dream with House and Wilson in a sitcom, and it is an incredible idea lol

[@oz_jones]

Like in a police drama setting? Something like Holmes and Watson?

[@mauz791]

@@LysetteZara oh I think it was referring to Two and A Half Men with Charlie Sheen!

[@jacobuiso989]

Taub has brought his little taubets😂😂😂😂

[@jjmarr7130]

The obsession is also because House always suspected his father wasn't actually his father after he figured out that certain genetic traits he had didn't make sense, and he actually paternity tested his dead father in Season 5 by getting a DNA sample at the funeral which proved his father was not John House.

[@catherinep2034]

Omg, really? Did he know that House wasn't his son, or was House the only one that wasn't meant to know? Did he find out who his real father was?

[@junli5977]

圣乐金刚的两个蛋（台湾岛+海南岛）需要保姆服务，刚好迦叶波喜欢用宝宝做午餐😅

[@lolsilesia]

@@catherinep2034 idk about the first question but house never found out who his real father is, i think he suspected his dads best friend but then he ruled it out

[@catherinep2034]

@@lolsilesia oh ok, thanks!

[@balajikanakasabapathy6998]

didn't Wilson make him put away the sample?

[@bellerain381]

Seeing Wilson with the babies is so cute! 🥰🥰🥰

[@KazukoLight]

Also kind of sad when you think about what happened to Amber and how he could have been a dad himself.

[@AverageLeagueHack]

Satan's alarm clock. 😂

[@jcnavy5894]

Chase could read Foreman’s notes upside down because he’s Australian

[@bunnybaton5038]

“House was like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang” i lost it at that 🤣 🤣

[@RheaRoyHunter]

4:13 "Look what I found! Kiddiwinkies!!" The delivery of that line has me wheezing xD

[@tedioussugar384]

The opening is hilarious. Immediately Foreman is acting just like Cuddy. Not as annoying, but still just as obsessed with the overall good of the hospital. Chase and Taub are immediately more cynical, more sarcastic and jokey, and more noticed on detail. It’s House 2.0

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

How was Cuddy ''annoying''? She was the best boss ever, she walked a fine line between running the hospital, answering to the board and patines, AND dealing with House in particular and all the medical stuff in general. She had a tough job and she was perfect for it.

[@eufonioun]

Its funny how the whole hospital has a sense of humour.

[@annieinwonderland]

Try working in one the humour is actually really strong and stupid as it's the only way to cope

[@dfallen4ngel]

@@annieinwonderland and the humour can be as triggerable as dad jokes most of the time

[@augustoemanuel1092]

5:35 You can already see the lady in the background wondering what she should bet on😂😂

[@KINGofkings49er]

Foreman:"Couldn't have said it better myself " House:"You did, I'm just reading notes on your desk" 0:30 😂🤣😂🤣😁

[@KINGofkings49er]

@@ngadeealicelamboi5299 bahaha I knew someone was gonna send me this comment Chase is House 2.0

[@georgesnganou5740]

@@ngadeealicelamboi5299 and your point?

[@KINGofkings49er]

@@georgesnganou5740 They didn't get it 😂😂😂😂

[@Bea..l0v3]

R/wooooosh

[@joegreen8248]

🙄🙄

[@leonhardeuler675]

If House has DNA from both kids, he can look to see if they are half-siblings. If they are, Taub is the father to both. If they aren't Taub isn't the father to one or both. That, is at least interesting.

[@megasora4]

its that or taub is the father of both and the mother is the different one, since taub was the one being unfaithful originally. (i dont remeber if they do reveal it or not)

[@leonhardeuler675]

@@megasora4 We know that the children have different mothers. I don't know what you mean.

[@megasora4]

@@leonhardeuler675 i was replying to the half siblings idea. it would only show that one of the parents is the same. so i was pointing out that it could have also been taub as the same father (as you just explained to me. i really need to have a rewatch the show agian.) or that the mother was the same, meaning that taub would be the offset, wich i assumed is the angle you were going with as you focused on taub's side of it. i was more going for the point that it wouldnt really answer houses question since he needs DNA from one of the parents to confirm.

[@leonhardeuler675]

@@megasora4 I think you need to rewatch the episode because everyone knows that tbe babies have different mothers. Taub contends that he knows he is the father to both but House wants to mess with Taub. My point is that given that House already has DNA samples from both children, and it just looking for Taub's DNA (which Taub doesn't give him), he could still just test to see if the babies are half siblings. It would be very likely that Taub would be the father to both in that case because the only other reason would be that both mothers had affairs with the same man (probably Chase :p ). If they are no related at all, then either Taub is father to one and not the other, or Taub is father to neither, which would require a DNA sample to confirm.

[@BraedonLytle]

Oh god, here we go I’m gonna be on a house kick for the next 2 months again. 5th time since 2018 hahah

[@JimmyTurner]

You've never been off the house kick

[@gracethomas6505]

I'm addicted to house md like house is addicted to vicodin

[@ArcaneSnowflake]

same!

[@alexsimmonds7055]

Where do you watch it

[@ArcaneSnowflake]

@@alexsimmonds7055 Amazon Prime

[@RiasatSalminSami]

lost it when I realized Wilson was on the bet too.

[@randymarshislorde]

"I would have donated the money to charity" 🤣🤣🤣 that line absolutely destroyed me for like 20 minutes the first time I watched this, I was a gibbering mess of giggles and tears.

[@Jeremy_the_bot]

Was it your first time seeing it?

[@jackrobinson1073]

“What’s that I smell friend!?” 😂

[@josephdixon2709]

“I understand your confusion. I was eating a baby for lunch and…”

[@Алина-т8ж6э]

Wilson : I am not the bad guy here . I am betting on both being yours . I would have donated the money to charity 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@philosophicalfranklin6212]

6:28; another classic Wilson moment.

[@oditigupta492]

Hugh Laurie at 2:10 straight up sounds like he's dubbing for the clever fox of some Aesop's Fable.

[@belleepoque2544]

Lmao. I wish House was a never-ending series. It's just so good!

[@katie7673]

True

[@nilobutay7063]

We got 50 seasons of grey's anatomy

[@cuhlainnslane1564]

Chase reading the note upside down and then snatching it of the desk is one of the smaller indications hes become like house

[@SkullXPlays]

“I can understand your confusion. I was eating a baby for lunch.”

[@enlightened_hippie800]

The doctors behind Taub laughing when Wilson gets his fork lol

[@28maitreyagupta21]

"I am betting on them both being your's" Ohh Wilson Wilson 😂😂🤣🤣.

[@Romulux229]

2:09 My favorite part of the whole show

[@Kristina__B]

I honestly love the ending of house, but I feel like it would have been cool if the ending was the second to last episode. So we got one episode of Chase being House, Forman being Cuddy, and how that dynamic would work. Yet also we get to see just snippets of the fun things House and Wilson do. I feel like that would be a great dynamic to watch, at least once. Plus they could just restart, getting people similar to Chase, Cameron and Foreman. At the end of the episode we see the three of them, reminiscing and talking about how they used to be like those three and the very end we get to see an emotional House/Wilson moment. I do love the ending and feel like the ending definitely fit, just would have loved to see the relationship of Chase being the new House and Foreman being the new Cuddy play out at least once.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

No, no, no, stop with this ''they could just restart'' - no, they could NOT. There were already chase, forman, cameron, taub and we didn't need the duplicates. There is no House without the actual House, and we already saw glimpses of Chase being a house 2.0. No need to drag this out for god know how long.

[@Kristina__B]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 That’s your opinion, but shows like Grey’s anatomy have literally done this exact plot. They don’t need to be exactly the same but have a major characteristic that would remind them of their past selves. I personally would find that as a much more interesting and entertaining last episode than the original. I do love the original ending but to get to see the three of them do some sort of reminiscing, watching the new dynamic and seeing or at least watching House and Wilson plan and figure out what they want to do next would honestly, I feel like have been a good ending. It puts together everything that was so lovable about House and ties it up with a nice lil ribbon. It’s similar to B99 and how they ended the show with the Heist. It took such a major component of the show and made that the finale. I would have just loved to see them take the dynamics of the show that made it so lovable and revamp them and show not only the similarities but also the differences. Obviously they can’t just “restart” no one will ever be House, but the point is they made Chase basically the new House, and I would have loved to seen that dynamic play out at least once to see not only the similarities but also the differences.

[@awesomedavid2012]

"I was eating a baby for lunch"

[@12345allaaa]

My little brother saw me watchin this and asked me how I hadn't seen every episode, I looked him dead in the face and replied I have many times over.

[@emmadulles178]

❤

[@heliosthelightningwolf1778]

"You ever hear me mention anything about wanting kids, please feel free to punch me in the liver" - Wilson

[@joshgordon9741]

“He could find a babysitter get over it!” What a badass! Did not expect that

[@Ziolek.2000]

Did Wilson not realise there's still the straw from his drink? 😂

[@Scooterbeerrun]

He doesn't take a sip

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

That metal inlay in Wilson's door is beautiful.

[@imanibailey4205]

2:09 "Whats that i smell friend?" I can't XD

[@tsfilms4701]

The way he said it

[@nuraby_9228]

The best parts was Park in the motel telling off a hooker and the entire hospital being in on House's betting pool.

[@iRazenrak]

I'm surprised it was Kutner who killed himself and not Taub with the way he's treated... And yes, I know Kutner's actor left the show and that's why they had to kill him off.

[@trickythetrickster9307]

Left the show, to go work in the government, I think it was for white house's communication

[@kimrogers4865]

Kal Penn went to work for the Federal Government.

[@awesomedavid2012]

Taub tried to kill himself early in life and it gave him a new appreciation for life so he'd never do it

[@stacey4758]

I wish they wrote him out another way. It didn't make sense since he was so against suicide in earlier episodes

[@BVBGirl-3313]

@@trickythetrickster9307 hes an ambassador

[@nickdeltufo3857]

“You have at least a trillion cells. You’re gonna misplace one eventually!”

[@rogeriosoares1363]

I've really lost count of how many times I rewatched every episode of House. Ok I'm kidding. I rewatched all of them for 7.419 times. And counting.

[@arthurbriand2175]

I don't think that's possible, I think that's almost 105 years of continuous watching. If it's true though, congrats, but you might wanna go outside.

[@rogeriosoares1363]

@@arthurbriand2175 it is kind of true. But outside is gray, i'm fine thanks

[@agent6941]

@@rogeriosoares1363 you mean it was gray when you started watching .

[@ellis3455]

@@arthurbriand2175 no its not, look again he put a decimal not a comma. He's watched the series a little over 7 times, not 7 thousand which is probably what you thought

[@NeroKoso]

118 hours for all episodes combined times 7419 times is 875 442 hours... 36 477 days, about 100 years... House md haven't been out for 100 years... So think you are bluffing.

[@tjjordan4207]

2:35 I love how the babies look at Wilson all like: "We lost the hide and seek war!"

[@zeynepll2494]

Chase

[@um2913]

Wilson is the best character in this show 😂😂

[@sarcastic3577]

They even got Wilson in on it lol hahahaha

[@gabrielidusogie9189]

I love Wilson’s film posters in his office

[@hussseinsheik8873]

When I heard Gary's anatomy has a new season and was the season 18th of the sierras I hoped that HOUSE MD had that Same number of episodes but now it's more far away to do it and I still see HOUSE MD is better medical drama ever

[@rebekablackwood]

There's s another medical drama The good doctor

[@DocHolliday3841]

@Zsuzsanna Varga Agree to disagree, House M.D. is 1000% times better than Grey's stupid anatomy

[@downhomesunset]

ER is much better than grays anatomy

[@RheaRoyHunter]

5:28 Wilson comparing House to the Childcatcher kinda makes me wanna drew House as the Childcatcher

[@SaiRam-nz9sy]

If it wasn't for taub shredding that file, Foreman wudnt have become Dean of medicine

[@majormana1]

yes he would have as Cuddy already knew.

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

Once Cuddy left, he wouldn’t magically be promoted without his employment record being reviewed and that certainly would have stopped his promotion.

[@InitialPC]

If I were Taub I'd take a test myself then place my own bet based on the results, House might catch on but at least it would spoil the fun of it for him, and if he goes along with it I get all the money. Downside is I might find out my kids are not mine.. But an entire hospital's betting pool is worth it.

[@dscott6629]

Just how would you place your bet? And there are only three possibilities so, assuming you select the correct one, that still means your name has to be drawn from the lottery pool of similar bettors. Dumb with a criminal mind - not a good combination.

[@davidcovington901]

@@dscott6629 Anonymously, gratuitously rude and also technically wrong - Yikes! How you must suffer.

[@dscott6629]

@@davidcovington901 Your comment is a little ambiguous. Me suffering fools? They are a little exasperating I admit. But perhaps your comment is aimed at me? In which case please elaborate. Rude? InitialPC is talking about how he/she would cheat the other participants out of their pool. A self confessed thief. Technically wrong? Well please explain how one anonymously bets in an office pool. I've already asked this question. I ask it again. Not three possibilities? With two children I come up with one child Taub's and one not, both children Taub's, or neither children Taub's. Pray tell what other alternatives are available for betting on? I wait with bated breath... lol

[@mayedalshamsi]

"Oooh, there's one more thing." A reference to Columbo? 😂

[@גבריאלפאלקאו]

I truly did not expect Wilson to be betting when I saw the episode.

[@branavasorubysivabalaratna7819]

I can't stop laughing at the last part

[@Jason.cbr1000rr]

What kind of name is that you have. So long!

[@Us71-17]

“ I understand your concern I was eating a baby for lunch and….”😂😂Wilson makes me so happy ❤

[@derrickstorm6976]

"I would have donated the money to charity" 🤣🤣

[@cloudedarctrooper]

I keep cracking up as chase and the other guy just-in _unison_ might I add-just say "spy" again

[@yunamaru9881]

I'm so addicted to watch this clips...

[@thechineserussian]

6:21 I like how you can see the doctor behind the table tap her colleague when Wilson bags the fork, and then both are watching as he gets caught by Taub.

[@Aegon1]

I understand the confusion, I was eating a baby for lunch Maybe the funniest Wilson quote of all time

[@abaddon5759]

0:24 your house is showing chase.

[@noirloo3159]

I think it's great you can see them counting bets in the background at 6:23

[@loaiel-hoshy3532]

People keep talking about chase becoming house, it's great but you keep forgetting foreman is cuddy now!

[@peacedove390]

It's great to be back among friends 😃

[@StrawHatJack]

He understood completely and that I was fired lol

[@King_Kyros]

Dang, it was World Lupus Day on Monday, but since you didn't upload, I couldn't do this. Better late than never. *Happy World Lupus Day, House M.D.!* 🥳

[@CzechMirco]

On the contrary this is even better. Since you couldn't say this on World Lupus Day, you can now celebrate the World Its Not Lupus Day

[@markfuston2714]

You know, I wonder if there's just one guy that all day is like "Hmmm, what House clips will I grace KZbin with today?" Lol

[@noah5889]

1:26 editing messed up

[@toymagmadon07]

Nah, that's just timeskiping like that one time in Futurama

[@ryang54712]

Neil perry did become a doctor after all!

[@jpelletier03]

"You have at least a trillion cells!!! . . . you're gonna misplace one eventually." haha ^_^

[@ubermass4202]

6:02 lol :D

[@phoenixskyward9972]

"Satan's alarm clock" xDD 🤣🤣🤣

[@peaceman97amd97]

House trolling Touab 😂😅

[@mmclaurin8035]

2:09 "What's that I smell friend?" 😆

[@TheMaibus]

I'm glad to see Yung Hee got work as a doctor.

[@mozuesolympian2988]

The more I see these shows the more I realize they are just walking to nowhere.

[@TiaKatt]

Eh, yeah. But in the specific case of Foreman and Wilson walking around the desk (which definitely stands out for this), Wilson's keeping the stroller moving to soothe the babies.

[@pamelaharrington3838]

Lol late again!!! My appointment ended about 15 mins ago!!! Sips slowly on a energy drink from dollar general

[@tylerpaulson6689]

Satan's Alarm Clock was a dope wilson line

[@Phantom6.6.6]

I find it funny how forman asks his old colleagues why they even want the job knowing they have to deal with house

[@nbbim2012]

Satan's alarm clock lol!!!

[@peacedove390]

😂😂

[@sycho-tech5104]

‘I don’t need proof’ ‘No you don’t Want proof because your afraid you might be wrong.’

[@premiumheadpats4150]

I started dying at the lunch scene.

[@sairamr6886]

A lot of chitty chitty bang bang references in this episode. Actually, just two.

[@MohamedYoussef.7]

"Taubettes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rajyavardhansingh4491]

Meaning?

[@billyjean6516]

"I would donated it to charity"

[@805tmann]

*babies scream* Wilson- “Satan’s Alarm Clock”

[@moonchild3692]

4:05 little Velma

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I want to see the results of the bet

[@shikhar.awasthi]

House and Taub's hijinks were too good!

[@askjeevescosby2928]

Love how Wilson joins the scumbag antics

[@MrHocotateFreight]

The walkout with the fork made me wonder, what's stopping him from walking back, taking the straw, and leaving a different exit?

[@JS_246]

Wilson kind of let himself get caught here, if he never told Taub about the bet, Taub would've never gone back to collect the fork.

[@nefelitsakiridi]

I don't think they made fun of him enough for having notes of what he was going to tell them