Taking the Compass test with John Doyle

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[@IRJ53I]

Fun fact about George Orwell. He fought against the Fascist's in the Spanish civil war, only moving back to England after being shot in the throat.

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

"Guys lets be real, economic globalization isn't really always going to be a thing as I stream on the internet with my laptop made from parts all over the world. Pshhh...." - John Doyle

[@FTWorWTF]

@Justin the Fixer Aren't socialists also against economic globalization tho?

[@IRJ53I]

@@FTWorWTF Yeah.

[@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965]

@@FTWorWTF we're against global capitalism, the people exploiting the transition to a global economy and pocketing the riches for themselves. a lot of socialists i know are against nationalism, you know, we're the 'evil globalists' that alex jones is always talking about.

[@markhaus]

FTWorWTF there’s a distinction between globalist economics and internationalism. Most modern socialists and socialist lite liberals fall in the internationalist camp. What separates it from globalism is that it doesn’t guarantee free movement of capital, that capital must be justifiable. Globalism tends to be associated with not a lot of improvement in the free movement of people between borders because having cheap labor abroad allows for arbitrage of labor costs which then transfers wealth to the wealthy nations freely because of the free movement of capital. Internationalism is more concerned with building humanist treaties such as improving labor rights, technology transfers for less developed nations, social wealth and mutual aid funds, and global cooperation which is crucial to fight global capital because otherwise the capitalists just flee with their wealth to whoever will have them.

[@normtrooper4392]

I am not surprised that John believes in fluoride conspiracy theories. Also I still can't get over the fact that John has the M1 pointed roughly towards his head

[@ashfox7498]

The ghost of my grand daddy trying supa hard to pull that trigger RN

[@roryreviewer6598]

I mean...the fact that he exists might be pretty good evidence of a flouride conspiracy.

[@carrion1234]

good thing the flouride in the tap water disappears instantly once it's bottled up by nestle.

[@dutbud9049]

I can't tell if you're joking or not. The "fluoride stare" is literally a meme lmao

[@jiffy_draws]

I swear if he lived in the 1950's he would be bullied for being a nerd.

[@stevenx399]

They would call him pointdexter

[@stevenx399]

@Heavy Metal Collector Yup they obsess with the 50s cause they want to be guaranteed a wife

[@n0etic_f0x]

Dude if he lived in the 90s he would be bullied for being a nerd. I know because I was.

[@Big73Red]

I think no matter what time period John Doyle would get bullied for various things. Except for Ancient Sparta he’d have been thrown off the yeet cliff for being a weak baby.

[@davidnissim589]

The greasers would probably stuff him into a locker every other day.

[@hobosorcerer]

Hearing that advice from Ben Franklin made me more proud to be an American than any other moment I can remember.

[@alphabimbleton8172]

Ok mchitler

[@MisterRorschach90]

How cringe does a person have to be to make a sticker of a trump tweet and put it on their $2000-3000 laptop.

[@weakmoon2363]

which tweet is that anyway

[@darkstar1360]

It's like he almost understands why other people put stickers on there laptops.

[@jesseculp9452]

Its almost like he likes the tweet and wanted to display it... wow

[@somethingsoothingsoweshall3487]

Jesse Culp its obvious he likes the tweet its still cringe

[@jesseculp9452]

@Joe Average people hang quotes on their wall all the time, is this not the same thing? Its literally just a quote, whats wrong with wanting to display it. Its like all the soccer moms who hang "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" except this is a conservative displaying a quote said by someone they like.

[@lukelee7967]

He makes reference to the song "This Land is Your Land". And it seems he likes it and the message it has..... Woodie Guthrie was a lefty.

[@michealvaldros1755]

"One bright sunny morning in the shadow of the steeple, by the relief office I saw my people. As they stood hungry, I stood there asking is this land still made for you and me? ". Very subtle, what could it possibly mean

[@erichansen2860]

It's funny how he has to tell himself at the end he's not a Nazi.

[@AeneasReborn]

Yeah, he is economically further right than a nazi and significantly less authoritarian. Hitler was for total government control over the economy except for corporations that had to do what the state wanted. Not very conservative. Also John isn’t racist or anything of that nature.

[@therealgaben5527]

@CURLY CRUSADER yep

[@kakyointhemilfhunter4273]

@@AeneasReborn Sure he isn't

[@AeneasReborn]

Brother Sanguinary fascist authoritarianism is excessive regulations on business, speech, trade, and killing of opposition, not teaching 8th graders about Jesus’s crucifixion. John is in the auth quadrant but is absolutely not even close to a fascist. Fascism is anti conservative because it destroys past traditions radically and violently. It is also against religion. Hitler hated religion and all high ranking nazi officials were pagan. His next plan was to genocide Catholics.

[@TheSquareOnes]

@@AeneasReborn I don't pay enough attention to him to know for sure but he did freak out about the white kid getting shot by a black man (while ignoring pretty much all other violence against children in this country) and blamed the lack of ongoing coverage on BLM, which definitely sounds like the agenda of a racist. I'm not saying if he is or isn't, I'm just saying that if it ever came out that Doyle was a white supremacist it shouldn't surprise anyone at all.

[@woodroeparadee8374]

Him dodging and intentionally not understanding the questions reminds me a lot of Ray Comfort refusing to engage with philosophical discusions

[@thamasteroneill]

It's because they know answering honestly will make them look bad.

[@dutbud9049]

Or it's because the questions are fucking cancer and basically up to the user's interpretation? The Political Compass test is a complete joke for a reason.

[@fatalhug5998]

@@dutbud9049 yea some questions are like is art real art which is an option than a political stance and the wtf is spanking ur kid okay which is not political. But the problem is the question he chooses being dumb for reasons he explained

[@anikmonette2140]

@@dutbud9049 Yeah but... He responded to them as if he was functionally illiterate! How do you misinterpret a straightforward question about White Supremacy this bad?! Yeah, the test wants to corner people. Especially fascists... And you have to wonder why they mangle the meaning and play semantics instead of answering them honestly(such a mystery!)

[@medea6341]

The questions are intentionally loaded which the test literally admits and then Actual Jake pretty much does everything he can to not understand his reasoning. Not aJohn Doyle fan and John himself misunderstood some questioms but.. Jake is literally not even trying lol.

[@Blackrew]

>"He's just so dumb and he says so many dumb, wrong things." >Didn't elaborate on how it was wrong. Pretty much sums up this whole reaction video.

[@thuglifeinc4894]

Russian Roulette with a Glock. Sounds like a joke. Too bad, it's sucks and doesn't work.

[@lordlammi1562]

you only see inconsistencies because you're misrepresenting his positions. He says something, you hear something else.

[@eaglestdogg]

Nah dudes incredibly inconsistent because he's fascist which is largely based on inconsistent beliefs.

[@lordlammi1562]

@@eaglestdogg no he isn't

[@johnhowlett6028]

Test: "*If* globalization is inevitable..." JD: "ECONOMIC GLOBALIZATION ISN'T INEVITABLE! BUT ALSO CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE!"

[@hibiscushiatus6833]

I think adding something behind the chat so that it can be always read.

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

John Doyle above all else ,with no hyperbole, is a Goober.

[@docterfantazmo]

"Being proud of Brexit" Yeah... because that's working out so well for us Brits.

[@Gripen1974]

We in Swedish left want a Swexit so we get away from the neoliberal empire called EU. EUs constitution prevent us from doing left wing politics.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@Gripen1974 You mean, "we in the fringe part of the far-left in Sweden“- in the meantime most of the rest of us has realised that the best way to change things is from within. So now all the neoliberals blame the EU for being leftist! And yes, the EU is changing, and we live in a world where the issues we face, is far to big to be solved on a national scale. European countries need to be organized and work together - and the EU is the perfect framework for doing so.

[@Gripen1974]

@@gorillaguerillaDK Swedish neoliberals love EU, only Fascists and ultra conservative see EU as left. No sane member of Swedish left think we can reform EU , we must leave it and let it burn to the ground and remake it, for the EU constitution stop leftwing economic policies and big buisne4sws control the top so no changes will be in the constitution. So the best hope left have is sabotage EU so it crash and burn so a new institution can be build up. With left i mean Vänster party and those left of it fort he rest is rightwing hacks and neoliberals when it come to economic issues.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Gripen1974 Didn’t Vänsterpartiet drop it’s anti-EU stance last year? Just like several other far-left parties around Europe has been dropping the anti-EU stance! With a few exceptions most left to far-left groups across Europe seems to follow in the footsteps of the DiEM25 idea of Yanis Varoufakis....

[@Gripen1974]

@@gorillaguerillaDK They didn't active pursue it but it is a goal in the long run that we shall leave EU. So they keep it in the back burner for now. Mostly because they have to few spots in riskdag to do a fucking change to the constitution. This will prob lead to we get a rightwing Swexit as UK got all because SocDems have turned neo liberal whores and only have one leftwing party in the parliament. SocDems have turned right and so have many so called leftwing parties. me i am a syndicalist and we have been betrayed and fucked over by socialdemokraterna since they had a chans for power. Now do they work hard on to cripple unions and shit.

[@drummr1313]

"If I do this right, I should end up in the upper right." THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING, JOHN!!!

[@Gloomdrake]

Min/maxing the political compass

[@bbqseitan7106]

He wants to be with his hero Shapiro

[@AeneasReborn]

Being fur her right than Hitler is extremely normal in conservatism. Hitler was economically much more left than most modern conservatives. Hitler is just authoritarian. Lenin was homophobic and an extreme nationalist, as were almost all communist leaders until the 1970 ish era.

[@drummr1313]

@@AeneasReborn Being Authoritarian is a bad thing, so wanting to land in the top half of the chart is... not what you should want to happen.

[@AeneasReborn]

drummr1313 being authoritarian really just means you are comfortable with the government having control over certain aspects of life. The chart should really say anarchy at the very bottom and totalitarianism/fascism at the very top.

[@joetamburro1958]

Can anyone on the right have any opinion that you won't nit pick to death and/or willfully missinterpret in the worst way possible.

[@CriminalFriday]

John Doyle is like an amalgamation of every guy in my high school Bible class that added "no homosexuality" when asked what they would add to the ten commandments.

[@blackknightjack3850]

Really? He just seems like a run of the mill incel to me.

[@merbst]

No slavery? No rape? No ignoring poverty? No war?

[@ashfox7498]

We need a protectionist economy ..... I basically want to defund everything the government does Bruh wut?

[@sircory1337]

28:58 It’s because he believes private business should still serve the state. He’s a nationalist, remember. Basically the same thing the private sector did in n@zi Germany.

[@bridgetcooney5085]

What does he even consider abstract? There are so many levels of abstraction. Anything done in a work of art to convey emotion or something other than what is literally there is an abstraction from pure realism in art.

[@huntre111]

I mean, it's actually really impressive he managed to end up in Auth-right with that quiz, due to how the questions can be constructed, it's more correct to shift people about 4 spaces up and 4 spaces right for their true leaning.

[@tuntemon]

John, because the morals in the bibble was not based on anything before it was written? Showing more than a part of your ancle or leg was considered to much in past!

[@comradegingy6831]

I love the reaction here it’s making fun of him for things you don’t understand,not getting simple jokes and thinking he’s a mix match of politics for having his own political view.

[@Jcewazhere]

"There is now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment." I took that one to mean shows like SciShow, Good Eats or Bill Nye, not propaganda. The anti-intellectuals worry about that one.

[@vxicepickxv]

I think they're talking about things like Fox News.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

37:00 I was very surprised about this one. Turns out this is also the one thing that Shapiro said that I agree with when he was doing his political compass test. Actually now that I'm thinking about it, he answered very similar to Doyle on many of these questions, even the ones with the surprising answers and the criticisms of the test being leading and having answers being "superficial."

[@TheTinkertwon]

The healthcare one is what really got me. My boyfriend had cellulitis when he was homeless and 3 hospitals he went to for it wouldn't even treat him and said he was find cause he couldn't pay. How is that a good thing?

[@Bykanoks]

Big brain john oil

[@thamasteroneill]

John Doyle is a scary person. Keep an eye on his career. If he ever goes into politics it is our responsibility to fight him for every inch.

[@crosh3301]

Nah dude actually watch his videos. Dude's a genius.

[@iceboxnotrefrigerator44]

@@crosh3301 based

[@goodbeans]

@@crosh3301 you're an idiot

[@comradegingy6831]

@@goodbeans explain

[@goodbeans]

@@comradegingy6831 the person I called an idiot is an idiot

[@amandagarcia2848]

Is John Doyle getting semi-autos mixed up with revolvers? I'm confused.

[@AeneasReborn]

No,it was a joke about how people can be dumb and play Russian roulette crudely without a revolver.

[@crosh3301]

@@AeneasReborn Hello friend. You and I seem to be the only reasonable people on this video's comments. Don't waste your time with these people. They will never get out of the trance of everyone who disagrees with me is a fascist, the brainwashing has run too deep.

[@lrose5522]

If porn was illegal wouldn't it just make working conditions for sex workers even more dangerous, make it harder for people who've been sex trafficked to reach out for help (since the things they've done are illegal and would have to prove that they were forced which is hard enough to prove with rape in general), make it harder for people who do have a genuine struggle with porn to get help, and basically just move everything underground where it can't be regulated well at all?

[@charlierice1593]

Oh no, those poor sex workers!

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

@@charlierice1593 Sex workers are people too my guy, people that offer great services at competitive prices.

[@charlierice1593]

@@NoMoreSuperHero they are sub human and should receive capital punishment

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

@@charlierice1593 Dude, from one troll to another, you're laying it on TOO DAMN THICC. You gotta work your way to calling for the deaths of people you don't like.

[@charlierice1593]

@@NoMoreSuperHero lmao stfu

[@jdprettynails]

Well...I have porn in my house, but it's from before we had Internet. "Throw a dart on a map (minus the west)..." Yeah he's totes not a racist, you guys!

[@Shtoops]

Wait he did say he thinks globalism should be for people, not corporations. He just explained what he was doing poorly

[@AeneasReborn]

Globalism increases the ability for corporations to hurt workers.

[@elenapopovic2527]

Lolll accidentally leftist.

[@Gripen1974]

Reason Hitler and Nazis was more centrist on economic issues was they believed in social welfare and public healthcare. they was right wing on every social issue their was and very authoritarian. Their is a compass testy which place you on the lines of social right/left, economic right/left collectivism/individualism plus it add score of totalitarianism/liberterianism on the side. I was social left, economic left, pretty much centrist on collectivist /individualism with slight taint to collectivism and liberterian. It was alot more questions and felt it was more open questions and not so black and white as the normal political compass test was.

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

fluoride is also in bottle Water and in Some countries it's in like milk or people just use tablets and before it was in water you just Chomped on a Fluoride like mouth piece when you went to the dentist.

[@johnclaffey7478]

Or here me out for a second... find out which brands have no fluoride and buy their product? Just a suggestion

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

@@johnclaffey7478 fluoride is fine and good for you nerd

[@johnclaffey7478]

@@shadeyshroomy4006 tell that to your teeth soy boy

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

Yes my teeth are literally better for it

[@johnclaffey7478]

@@shadeyshroomy4006 turns out you’re actually right. It helps with cavities. It is also toxic though so bad for the brain. Either way there are different brands of bottled water for people who wish to use it or not

[@MissAnn999]

This is the first I've heard from Doyle. He needs to drop the Ben Shapiro impression. And laziness shouldn't be rewarded? Isn't his laziness and lack of critical thinking being rewarded as he tries to be a pundit?

[@marthsinclair3796]

No one: Facists: So I disagree completely with the methodology of this test. It's very misleading and uses a number of loaded questions to presuppose ideologies. Anyway, welcome to my stream taking this test.

[@AeneasReborn]

I try to go on leftist channels and find reasonable leftists and I’m actually quite enjoying it until one of you guys go retard mode and do what you always do, call people fascist or a nazi completely unfounded. Hitler was further to the left than John economically and he is also significantly more authoritarian. If you think John is a fascist then, I would like to tell you to fuck off and grow up. Use your brain instead of calling people names you fucking schoolchild. You ruin political discourse with your idiocy.

[@nikkan3810]

Fascist? You mean those guys who rounded up villages in churches and burned them? Kept ethnic minorities in labour camps working them to death? You will have to engage in some epic fucking gymnastics to find real fascists these days.

[@BatsAndBadgers]

@@AeneasReborn if you agree is not acceptable to call ppl loony lefties , Commie traitors and soyboys. Guess we have an agreement then

[@AeneasReborn]

BatsAndBadgers I won’t do that during serious political discussion. And I’ve never called anybody commie or a traitor because they could be mistaken for an ideology they aren’t a part of.

[@BatsAndBadgers]

@@AeneasReborn the reason why i said this and pleaee dont misrepresent your own argument, is that you said left leaning ppl go straight to insults, by default your are saying your bias that you beleive they insult people you watch , the people you watch go straight to insulting left leaning people, so even if you dont do it, you support content which does do it. you can feign innocence about it, but your comment sounded like gaslighting

[@chad5196]

Hey guys? You know where the John doyle jake debate is? Can't find it for some reason

[@stevenx399]

You’re not a normal guy Johnnyboy

[@frey8078]

John Doyle: First person to get a F on the Political Compass test for misunderstanding EVERY QUESTION

[@BenjaminGlatt]

Nah, Shapiro took the test first, otherwise where would John have gotten his wrong answers from?

[@crosh3301]

Wrong answers=anyone not a anarcho-communist, according to you geniuses.

[@Conformist138]

The thing with needing a mother and father always seems to imply they think children only see or interact with their parents until, i dunno, they get married or something. It's weird how isolated they assume children are.

[@jesseculp9452]

Uuuh, thing is they are, not until married but at least until like 13. So I would say parents are pretty important considering the first at least decade of their life is spent with them.

[@Conformist138]

@@jesseculp9452 Until age 13 you didn't have aunts, uncles, grandparents, teachers, coaches, neighbors, family friends, or your best friend's parents? Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Sounds rough having only two adults in your life for so long.

[@jesseculp9452]

@@Conformist138 Yes but your biological parents are arguably the most important, ask any child below 13 whether they would rather have their parents or any other person in their life. If they are any kind of parents, they are probably the most important to the child.

[@Conformist138]

@@jesseculp9452 I wasn't saying kids don't love the people who raise them or that they would be fine being taken from someone they're bonded with. I was trying to say that the argument of needing a man and a woman, a mother and a father, is silly. For example, a child who is raised entirely by a single mother or a lesbian couple won't miss out on male role models. The child can have all sorts of different people in their lives who aren't their parents but who can still demonstrate different types of social roles. I also reject the "biological" specification you slipped in there. I have both a biological parent and a non-biological parent and I can assure you there's no difference.

[@ryanboarman5910]

I was very left and very libertarian

[@aintsleptinninetyyears3621]

I'm kinda disappointed that Jake didn't know Marx's most famous catchphrase. He would say it and a laugh track would play, nobody ever knew WHO was laughing. Some say it was the Spector haunting Europe.

[@thisisdum123]

You heard it from good old Benny Frank! Get urself a mommy!

[@sircory1337]

I’m honestly surprised he wasn’t farther into the blue tbh

[@sircory1337]

Then again he did bs his way into avoiding the “I’m a racist” questions.

[@crosh3301]

Because he's literally not a fascist you people are unbelievably delusional.

[@jacknelson5094]

Maybe he’s not farther into the blue because wait a minute............................... he might not actually be as extreme as you make him out to be 😳but that can’t possibly be it right? After all anybody who’s to the right of buzzfeed are crypto facists according to the prestigious intellectuals of fat lefties on the internet

[@crosh3301]

@@jacknelson5094Ikr It’s hilarious watching the lib left extremist call the centrist a fascist. So predictable.

[@jacknelson5094]

@@crosh3301 Doyle is definitely not a centrist but he’s definitely not as extreme as the guy in this video make him out to be. I just find it so funny that whenever Doyle has some nuance in his beliefs the leftists pause his video and say “Lol your not allowed to believe that” as if you have to fall in line with everything your political ideology stands for.

[@amyarchie3439]

I always get in the lower left. The green section.

[@HollowGolem]

He's so funny, because he talks about the importance of using taxpayer money to do things like preserve theaters, etc. but also thinks taxes should be lower, and ALSO thinks that inflation is more important to control than unemployment, but is too smooth-brained to realize that those three things are in direct contradiction to each other. Why does anyone listen to this human pimple? He's just regurgitating the ignorant stupidity of his parents, or whatever indoctrination he got off of 4Chan and grandpappy's Fox News stream. This entire video shows Doyle is basically incapable of intelligent, original thought. He also seems to lack some basic reading comprehension, given the way he answered some of these and then immediately contradicted the answer he gave.

[@anikmonette2140]

Because this question was made to expose fascists. I knew he knew that, so I'm not surprised he answered the way he did. This test should be upgraded. Edit: Never mind. I forgot the other question about abstract art and he answered it honnestly as a true fash!(I am getting whiplash trying to follow this guy)

[@remington_acr1651]

@@anikmonette2140 I think you’re simply incompetent.

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

How many kids has Doyle raised? Going to guess zero considering he doesn't think it's a difficult job.

[@stevenx399]

He hasn’t kissed anyone besides his mom

[@horacioelconserjeopina3956]

@@stevenx399 is that bad?

[@stevenx399]

@@horacioelconserjeopina3956 Yes nerd

[@horacioelconserjeopina3956]

@@stevenx399 poor man, feels validated by kissing obese feminists

[@huggelion]

art is a social construct there for certain things can not be art. BRUH.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Oh, just like Brexit WILL suck!?

[@sly2076]

Why is the M1 pointing at his fucking head lmao the final destination movies would like to have a word with you DOYLE

[@r34lme]

Every time i hear this guy talk my eyebrows migrate all the way to the back of my head...

[@TheCreature42069]

He just wants to be America’s lawyer.

[@cristi713]

5:56 Jake’s laugh is God’s kiss

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

Yoooooo Benny boy Freaklin was straight spittin.

[@KokomiTeruhashi]

I'd like to be educated. Please reply to this with some basic knowledge about politics, cuz I don't understand why John's wrong sometimes.

[@alpacasmafia9265]

What do you want explained? I'll help all I can and see if I can make some sense :))))

[@BenjaminGlatt]

It's basically this: in the richest country in the world, it's pretty ridiculous that there are people with no homes, no food, no medical care. Now, most people here look at that and say, "fuck, we should stand up for the rights of other people to make the world better for everyone;" Johnny looks at the problem and says, "Jews, amirite?" HTH

[@devcron7041]

Well his point against international trade being bad because "what if an outbreak happens tho!" is pretty stupid considering that 99% of the time humanity isn't going through a worldwide pandemic.

[@alpacasmafia9265]

@@devcron7041 international trade is incredibly important for building a powerful country and economy. It's international trade that has allowed for America and China and a bunch of other countries to get so economically powerful. Hell, as Jake said, the reason America was so powerful in the 1950s was because of all the international trade

[@devcron7041]

Next, his stance on pornography is essentially the exact same as a radical vegan's. He believes that a product consumed by the majority of the population is bad because not only is the Industry corrupt, but consuming too much is pretty bad for you (a lot of people have cholestoral problems from eating meat, for example) banning porn because you don't like it is like banning meat because you don't like it. I can respect if if you personally don't want to consume it, and we can both agree that the industry behind it is bad, but fuck you if you want to ban me from doing what I want to do. With his other part about how porn sexualizes children and hurts their wellbeing, he cited absolutely nothing to back that claim up. Assume that EVERY TIME when conservatives say stuff without backing up with evidence or just showing a headline, that they are either pulling it out of their ass or that the article they cite directly disagrees with the point they are trying to make, because 9 times out of 10 it is true, the rest of the time being them pulling misread data from right wing news sites. Sexualization of children have existed ever since marriage was invented and beauty pageants were a thing (and still are). Banning porn wouldn't do shit to fix the problem of child sexualization (which, ironically, comes from the right the majority of the time)

[@merbst]

How many of these free market guys advocate for my right to purchase LSD?

[@dylanschmit2724]

32:15 jake says super stupid stuff and proves that he has 80 iq

[@mistrphixit7484]

Wow.. the comments and content here are top class.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Is he a WASP? Oh, and I really want to see him play Russian Roulette with a dice and Glock - only I will change the rule a bit, so if he hits 3, then he have to fire the Glock 3 times towards the temple!

[@MisterRorschach90]

Just skip the game, point, and shoot.

[@BenjaminGlatt]

John Doyle's brain is terrifying. Every other position he holds is mutually exclusive from the last, it's ridiculous.

[@Obelion_]

yeah its really absurd. like his opinions arent derived from some overarching moral compass, but he decides on every issue individually and very randomly

[@joshdiaz9773]

he seems pretty consistent me. He always holds conservative positions.

[@jacknelson5094]

Maybe because he took time to address every issue and didn’t just blindly insert himself into a political ideology and therefore he must believe A and not believe B. A little bit of nuance doesn’t hurt.

[@docterfantazmo]

1:06:49 Bloody hell, the question was "'should consential porn be legal', what's with the fucking Iliad of an answer!? Yes or no, FUCK or NO FUCK!?

[@Kristen70364]

"In the dark, all cats are gray." took me out 😭😂

[@Lastneuron66]

Minus 5 minus 3 for me on the test

[@TheN00bmonster]

Literally every sentence out of this kids mouth is a roller coaster. How do you have such incontinent dogma?

[@Gewsfrahba]

welp now im attracted to older women thanks jake and john

[@tayloradams3993]

I went and took it quickly and yeah, HARD green. Not an extremist, but

[@Nethr]

Don't worry Jake. No one knows how brains work.

[@DrZw0]

I am not sure if it's my setup but very often my ears hurt with the volume of your comments but the volume of the video being commented on is rather low. Your work is great!

[@wynngwynn]

Country: It's Me. It's You. It's Us.

[@sebg5145]

“It’s already regulated, it’s 18 plus” anddd that’s where you lost me. Ah yes, press yes or no on this “are you 18?” And most don’t even do that, just let’s you enter it.

[@keithhightower646]

You get rid of public schools and make attendance mandatory, how in the fuck is a poor family gonna send their kids to school?

[@vxicepickxv]

Sure are a lot of John Doyle simps in these comments.

[@jonathoncamp6452]

"Marijuana should be illegal because potheads are annoying." - John Doyle

[@stevenx399]

John needs to smoke man he is so pathetic

[@huggelion]

my problem with the compass test is that it frames truths as questions. like is capitalism exploiting the 3rd world

[@eaglestdogg]

I mean, many of conservative beliefs are based on things they believe are true but are demonstrably false.

[@sebg5145]

@@eaglestdogg like what? Liberals disagree with nature and believe that gender is a social construct(based off of John money’s failed experiment and coined an unproven term “gender”). Liberals mistrust the government until there’s someone they agree with is in charge and actually believe that those in power care about us.

[@dylanschmit2724]

37:50 jake says not to spank ur kids but then is ok with people murdering them when they are babies

[@pastelpurpledeathbed]

Based

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

This fashie referenced Woody Guthrie within ten minutes of this video but Woody Guthrie would have literally advocated his dêath

[@AeneasReborn]

Fuck off. Fascism is dead and done just like Marxism, it has killed millions. Associating this with John is an incredibly Neanderthal take. Fascism is more economically left than John and significantly more authoritarian. And unlike every Marxist leader until the 1970s, John isn’t a militant nationalist or person who kills gay people.

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@@AeneasReborn Okay brainlet

[@AeneasReborn]

that youtube channel says the one who didn’t even form a sentence to talk back. Your the smart one here.

[@alpacasmafia9265]

@@AeneasReborn ...what do you think fascism is?

[@AeneasReborn]

AlpacasMafia definitely not John Doyle for gods sake. It is an ultra authoritarian system in which everything benefits the state and only the state, in short. Private business is allowed but extremely regulated. There are government enforced monopolies like modern day China. The creators of fascism described it as essentially socialism but less about class and instead about nationality and authority. They despised both capitalism for its supposed mistreatment of workers and hated communism for their opposition to fascism. Their economics were close to modern day chinas state corporatism or Vladimir Lenins later economic policy after the socialist revolution went downhill. If you consider nationalism and racism as right wing, fascism is definitely right wing to the fullest extent, but if you don’t, they are around the center or center left and extremely authoritarian for both cases. I personally don’t consider racism or nationalism right wing because most communists and socialist revolutionaries in the 20th century were extremely racist and violently nationalist as well as homophobic.

[@uhu7813]

Sending death threats is incels' love language.

[@DrummingKid78]

Can someone please explain to me why people like him love Trump so much considering all the "sinful" things he's done like divorce, pre martial sex ext. ext?? I don't get it.

[@blackknightjack3850]

He makes left-wingers upset. That's about it, really. The right has trouble understanding that a Pyrrhic victory is a bad thing.

[@stevenx399]

He is by all means just another establishment Republican. The whole party ended up supporting him cuz he pushes for the same policies. The big difference is that he doesn’t care about using euphemisms. He will straight up say “Mexicans are r**pists” instead of the regular talking points

[@jacknelson5094]

Maybe because Christians don’t hate people that sin considering you know everyone sins. The whole view point of Christianity is to repent and ask for forgiveness and have humility while also loving and caring for your neighbors. Understand that Christ and true followers of Christ don’t hate you but want what is best for you.

[@ikhotivus]

RIOT THE GOVERNMENT! OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!

[@ikhotivus]

@@GarfieldEnjoyer1878 Yes

[@devonl9865]

physiognomy check

[@JCstock]

"Abstract art literally exists to have no purpose" BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL, WHAT THE FUCK. How does someone not understand art at all? How is that possible?

[@zwartdude]

he is suprisingly center... i expeted further right

[@Gloomdrake]

He lied on the test because he can’t answer honestly

[@SplotPublishing]

This guy just doesn't even understand the purpose of tests, how they're written, or why. He just might get the right answers by total accident, that's how bad he is at test taking.

[@Nemo12417]

I also dislike political compass. Many of the questions can be interpreted in different ways (for example, communism is fundamentally a good idea). If you think I'm exaggerating, Sargon of Akkad took a political compass test, and he got center left.

[@blackknightjack3850]

I don't think he's ever gotten center left. The most recent attempt he's taken has him at the center right from what I've seen.

[@Nemo12417]

​@@blackknightjack3850 This was years ago.

[@BlakeWhoLivesAtHome]

How the hell do you dive into so much shit without wearing a hazmat suit?

[@imlafonz8047]

32:26 Just because God knows what choices you are going to make does not mean that you do not have free will. Free will means that you have the choice over your own actions out of your own volition. If I time travelled and knew everything that you’re going to do today, that doesn’t mean that you didn’t have the free will to do those things out of your own choice and volition.

[@fatalhug5998]

It's only not a choice when u mess with that timeline like if u commit death on someone, or use it to hurt them in theat timeline

[@Xynth22]

Fuck. Only on the first question and it's already a big steaming pile of bullshit. This is not going to go well.

[@yunggrimbo]

i feel bad for this kid. i can see the youthful arrogance in the facade he puts up, i used to do this too (minus the nazi part of course) and i cringe so hard looking back at some of the shit i said. i just hope one day he can look back and cringe at himself too.

[@stevenx399]

He’s a incel. Capitalism has alienated many young men

[@tea-perialistgaming8217]

14:30 "to say im a nazi, but im not" JOHN, YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL SWASTIKA BEHIND YOU!

[@tea-perialistgaming8217]

@Tofu_Ferrero he does though... are you just stupid and don't know what a swastika looks like? Its that black shadow in the poster closest to him.

[@charlierice1593]

@@tea-perialistgaming8217 holy shit you're stupid

[@baguette7851]

@@tea-perialistgaming8217 you people are so braindead

[@jacknelson5094]

@@tea-perialistgaming8217 bruh it’s literally world war 2 anti-nazi propaganda lol

[@forger42]

Took the test while watching this. Ended up about one square up and one square right from the bottom left corner :P

[@praxlandy]

that’s not good, should be 10 squares right and 7 squares down

[@namelastnamefirst4520]

47:52 well at least he’s honest I guess.

[@andersonisowo9603]

Isn't he literally where Hilary Clinton actiually is?

[@benjatta]

on the healthcare option i chose somewhat agree, everyone should have basic healthcare, but you should be able to pay for private healthcare on top of that, like many countries like for example norway has

[@jesseholland261]

Not a single father figure in these comments.

[@TheBasedGreeg]

That quiz is showing him way to close to the center, his ideas are far more authoritarian and right wing than that

[@stevenx399]

The political compass test is BS and was made by right wingers

[@Fredfredbug4]

Imagine being a leftist and not recognizing literally the most famous leftist mantra.

[@arby327]

IS HE GOING TO ANSWER AGREE ON THE FROM EACH TO HIS NEEDS QUESTION

[@bananewane1402]

Ewww Blue I’m in the green

[@haydenbarrett373]

You're way too obsessed with John Doyle my guy. Just scrolling around your channel I've noticed that you've made 4+ long videos about him. You even made this video, 3 months later, in response to a video he made just for fun.

[@amerimangaka]

John is based, neo gastonists rise up