Tales of the EP-1320: Medieval (teenage engineering)

[@BandH]

Transcribe thine thoughts on the scroll below! 📜

[@executor32]

Prithee, esteemed merchant, heed mine advice: "thine" (or "mine") is only used when the next word beginneth with a vowel or the letter 'h'. Should it beginneth with any other consonant, as "thoughts" doth begin, verily thou must needs use "thy" (or "my") instead. However, thou couldst still use "thine" if thou wert to insert "own" betwixt it and the ensuing word, i.e. "thine own thoughts".

[@rafbass]

Congratulations B&H. If there is a marketing oscar prize, this video would certainlly score #1, gold trophy, gold coins, gold medals, gold rings, and all the medieval treasure available on Monty Pyton and everywhere else.

[@matt-lang]

I can't wait to hear all the new bardcore tracks that get made with this thing.

[@BandH]

'Tis a hit with all the lords and ladies of the land!

[@6lu5ky86]

Best core I've seen thus far, well done.

[@grproteus]

quickly, lay down a fat bubonic beat upon which we may gyrate. Well said, my lord.

[@BandH]

indeed.

[@rjframe4410]

This is the D&D tool we all need

[@zelest]

Medieval clothing paired with sneakers are a real fashion statement!

[@doobie_rockz]

One of the best B&H videos. Love this!!!

[@turpenstein411]

Not sure how many people will be into this, but as a hurdy-gurdy player who has been wanting some backing drums and organs for my jams... Im getting one

[@aschen__]

I play lute and was thinking the same thing... cheers!

[@omnidirectional1]

I want it because I can't get a hurdy gurdy lol it nice just with the instruments you can play

[@nomad1517]

The design is actually iconic. Not going to lie. Nothing looks like this at all.

[@BandH]

Medieval is ICONIC.

[@gyozaninja]

Agreed.

[@renebetancourtiii1456]

Looks like a calculator and an mpc 2000xl had a baby

[@farmboypresents9977]

Well actually it looks like my old calculator

[@kiwipiraka]

@@farmboypresents9977 pic or didn't happen

[@billiedoesbeats]

The medieval vs the ko2 reminds me of the friend you used to nerd out with in middle school, showing up to sit with you in high school when you were trying to reinvent yourself and be cool.

[@ventusmoses3428]

who's who tho lol

[@billiedoesbeats]

@@ventusmoses3428 lol the medieval is the one who’s still nerdy. The KO2 is nerdy but trying to rebrand 😂

[@ventusmoses3428]

@@billiedoesbeats 🤣🤣 I love this

[@MrPisster]

I'm such a nerd I was hoping/expecting this to be a new electronic instrument that constrained you to programing using medieval music theory 😅

[@sonarfreq]

Yes... you're a nerd alright! 🤣

[@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449]

Need this for my dungeon synth setup! ⚔️🐐

[@sooperheep]

Me too and I already have one, I’d dedicate this just to Dungeon Synth, praise Mortiis

[@bensadream]

Very cool, "Out-of-the-Box" tech! Undoubtedly good for a little bit of wenching!

[@lucid484]

ROFL does B&H usually do crazy in depth videos like this for new stuff?? this is gold lol.

[@BandH]

First time for everything.

[@kellymoses8566]

This products is so insane they couldn't resist.

[@Drone453]

Yes, I loved this. 🙌

[@peterm8605]

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to the recent Netflix series "The Decameron", medieval silliness refuses to die, bubonic plagues and unsafe food notwithstanding. Thanks to the Teenage engineers for building such a fine device that is, in Monty Python jargon, a complete waste of time. B&H, this is one of your finest videos. The park in NYC where this video was filmed used to host a medieval festival. Maybe it will come back this year with a Teenage Engineering booth hawking this fine product.

[@Vlachosj]

Anyone else thinking “Velcome to Bad Gear”…?

[@floydhopkins7901]

Thats going to be a fun one

[@GizzyDillespee]

I almost bought a new KO II at the local store a few weeks ago. Glad I waited! This one has more appropriate sounds for my tastes...

[@GizzyDillespee]

But, I mean, if Florian gets one, that would be epic...

[@MreenalMams]

More like Bard Gear

[@Vlachosj]

@@GizzyDillespee Maybe B&H will lend him one?

[@POTATOEMPN]

We shall be extricating ourselves from this wretched village with this fresh song.

[@FoodLoverFabi]

We making it out the castle with this one 🗣️🗣️🧙‍♂️

[@SvintMvrcus]

I wonder how many takes it took for each clip I would’ve been laughing my ass off

[@JMCFilmphoto]

Thy hath slayed

[@awakenedstate2769]

BRILLIANT!!! This was so fun! 💜✨ Keep up the amazing creativity

[@murdamooch]

Just ordered one cant wait to get it

[@BandH]

The King will be looking forward to your beats.

[@strayferal]

Everybody now do the Safety Dance! It's too dangerous in here! 🤣

[@florianschartner2030]

Fantastic Video! A new genre is born. Med Techno

[@BandH]

Dropping soon to a village near you.

[@ScaleScarborough-jq8zx]

Mirthful enough to slay the Bubonic plague and bring in such tasty pheasant with its curious melodies. Huzzah!

[@silasgotsch4458]

when they anncounced this, i almost bought it but could resist. Now i want it even more

[@pedronmaia]

It’s so ridiculous and I want it so bad

[@RegebroRepairs]

Exactly my feelings.

[@Pablo668]

The lady zipping past got me. Well played.

[@BandH]

⚡️⚡️

[@hiddenmaterial]

yall killed it on this!!!!

[@HelicopterDown]

This skit was awesome oh my god

[@crag_]

sponsored by large parcels of the halflings leaf

[@mrhaftbar]

I did not expect this. But I love it!

[@KingSek80]

2:20 Medieval Banger! 💥

[@badfeng]

You guys went hard!

[@myths61]

Instant like for that wonderful intro😂

[@Han_Moz]

this was made for me, i NEED IT

[@seriouslysarah]

I didn't realize this is an actual thing I can purchase. :O

[@goingmodular]

Man, this has to be the best demo song and best demo video I have viewed so far on the TE Medieval ! I bow to your wits !

[@tiffanyanthony]

“Sir Robin,” from Monty Python approves this video.

[@mokujinsan9946]

He bravely ran away and scarpered off....

[@ozzelot3349]

With this instrumentalis, we are sure to woo many fair maidens!

[@Barrrt]

Amazing video, thank you.

[@MichaelCarson1]

Haha, this is amazing!

[@brorianszk]

I love this video!

[@megloton]

You Guys KILLED IT! Great video so impressed!

[@BandH]

Why thank you my liege.

[@InvisibleZed]

brilliant video - thanks

[@Schemez-16vhiphopbeatz]

That flute sound is sick

[@user-cl1dg9lk4k]

Yeah, great !

[@ReillyElizabeth]

Best vid!! Cute redhead!! Slay Gabe, what a perfect review

[@SanderE39]

A fine review if I ever saw one, now all I require is a shrubbery!

[@djcomfyfroggywitch]

Ohh wow this is like EXACTLY what I’ve been dreaming of!!

[@BandH]

We’re here to make your dreams come true

[@fookiemonster]

"LAY DOWN A FAT, BUBONIC BEAT UPON WHICH WE MAY GYRATE" is the sentence of 2024! 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jamie.goodson]

Good lord that intro was glorious ❤ Nice to see some companies not afraid to take risks!

[@BandH]

Tis fun to take risk.

[@bombcollective]

I’m all for efficiency but surely it’s too early for Aprils fools.

[@craigsurette3438]

They thoroughly missed the mark on this thing,by not including options for non equal temperament tunings/ transposition, and ways of creating non 4/4 rhythmic structures, both of which are pretty much essential for making actual medieval sounding music . Lacking those features would be a deal breaker for anyone who actually makes medieval/ medieval inspired music

[@hymefly]

Maybe so, but that nerd sure made it sound great.

[@donnytheflow]

we making it out the shire with this one

[@rors4stu]

This is top notch stuff; I may just go out and buy an EP ❣

[@ATLASilluminated]

I so want one of these lol love the sounds and aesthetic

[@boundatthewrists]

I’m larping it up!!

[@dr.feelicks2051]

Hats off to Props dept.✌️

[@BandH]

Indeed 🫡

[@Chivalrics]

YES!

[@belgianheskey]

This thing looks beautiful, I don't even make bests and want it

[@BandH]

If you get it, you can start making medieval beats!

[@robertjamesonmusic]

Looks awesome

[@lancegingell6062]

Nicely done!!

[@Jack655321]

So basically the same as the KOII but with medieval samples. Got it.

[@debledvirginie1416]

Merci pour votre présentation que je découvre alors que j’attends l’arrivée de mon instrument 😍 Messires, vous avez conforté plus grandement encore mon désir d’en jouer 😁 J’ai adoré votre mise en scène très drôle. Votre video est juste MDR (Magique, Drôle et Revigorante) 👏👏👏👏❤

[@zurlocker1]

This was hilarious and well done. I'm not likely to buy one, but if I did, I would buy it from you. Also, I look forward to even more devices in the EP family.

[@Uhhliver]

Hell yeah

[@ethermourning777]

Give me that beat lawd!! We can do this the easy way or the hard way… 😈

[@KieronEdwards]

Getting very strong 'Safety Dance' vibes from the video ...

[@BandH]

We can dance if we want to.

[@edwardferry8247]

Twas wonderful Magic, ye have avoided the ducking stool .. hurrah 🙌

[@rethardotv5874]

Awesome production, take my like and subscribe.

[@VampireKittenTV]

I have a mighty need for this.

[@SorchaSublime]

Finally i have the perfect device to live DJ a soundtrack for my D&D games Im not even kidding actually ive wanted to set up a generative patch for background music in ttrpgs for years and this might acc bring it all together to sound like dungeon synth more than just electro noise

[@daviddiamond2415]

Can this be played directly from a midi keyboard?

[@zachary5351]

Excellent video, perfectly entertaining and informative.

[@cresshead]

it's looks/sounds a ton of fun and quite quite different.

[@benhnamte]

This intro is so epic haha sir LENSAlot

[@alfonta]

brilliant PR video for a nich product from the successor EP-133 K.O. II , make me wanna build a new music hobby

[@amslu]

It’s a ridiculous idea, but on the other hand, is there any other company that can pull it off?

[@pmbear]

congrats to you guys your EP-1320 video is better than Teenage Engineering's.

[@StefaanHimpe]

Did I get stuck in a time loop where august 6th coincides with 1st of april?

[@tillzillz]

feels like this would be perfect for the Texas Dungeon Siege!

[@marsoblivi0n945]

Use to be a fan of they’re products. But the prices on stupid products are ridiculous at this point. Not to mention the updated version would have been cool with at-least a few gigs of ram in this time era. Makes it useless to me given the price.

[@MyNameJeff..]

You guys are awesome for this

[@BandH]

why thank you good sir

[@rudetuesday]

In faith and word, it did have to go that hard.

[@fanpandatastic]

“Fat bubonic beat” was diabolical 💀

[@tomblaze2]

Renaissance Fair Core

[@creamfiend84]

Could make a straight Golden Axe beat.

[@LoserDub]

It's the same thing with a different color. They're just trying to get you to spend $300 10 times. And come on like I'm no computer whiz but I know they could fit easily a gig of RAM or solid state in there no problem. In 2024, nothing should be touted as having 64 MB of memory

[@LoserDub]

128mb** 64 mb locked

[@sonicforest521]

More of The Wicker Man(1973) vibe than The Holy Grail(1975). No need to use FX to make it creepier.

[@raul0ca]

TE used Charm. It was surprisingly effective

[@roseutterback5755]

I have never grooved with any sample had them all from 404sx 555 mpc1000 3500 2000xl and even the pioneer sp16 but the only one I ever like is the ep ko2 it’s just so fast and nobody uses the distortion it’s soooo badass and the time stretch it’s just dope

[@nomad1517]

I think they just invented a genre. MEDM: Medieval Dance Music.

[@BandH]

DANCE

[@theJoco182]

what a review! Lol! Well done!

[@deladonics]

Oh OK! Dang 🐴🍺🏰

[@AYATOLLAHBEATS]

Got mine🔊🎼🎵💪🏾

[@awakenedstate2769]

The "vile" kingdom of Jersey 😂😂😂

[@Osckii]

Brilliant video

[@DavidDeLuge]

Brilliant 😁

[@tailbiterz]

Hmm, looks very vintage as well, like some of the things I have in the loft, should I get one of these ? Liked the video and demos.

[@TheUtube666]

Looks like an old-time desktop calculator interface. The retail of $299 isn't too bad for all you get, but it seems to be such a niche product, albeit a well done niche product, I wonder what their sales forecasts are?