Prithee, esteemed merchant, heed mine advice: "thine" (or "mine") is only used when the next word beginneth with a vowel or the letter 'h'. Should it beginneth with any other consonant, as "thoughts" doth begin, verily thou must needs use "thy" (or "my") instead. However, thou couldst still use "thine" if thou wert to insert "own" betwixt it and the ensuing word, i.e. "thine own thoughts".
@rafbassАй бұрын
Congratulations B&H. If there is a marketing oscar prize, this video would certainlly score #1, gold trophy, gold coins, gold medals, gold rings, and all the medieval treasure available on Monty Pyton and everywhere else.
@matt-langАй бұрын
I can't wait to hear all the new bardcore tracks that get made with this thing.
@BandHАй бұрын
'Tis a hit with all the lords and ladies of the land!
@6lu5ky86Ай бұрын
Best core I've seen thus far, well done.
@grproteusАй бұрын
quickly, lay down a fat bubonic beat upon which we may gyrate. Well said, my lord.
@BandHАй бұрын
indeed.
@rjframe4410Ай бұрын
This is the D&D tool we all need
@zelestАй бұрын
Medieval clothing paired with sneakers are a real fashion statement!
@doobie_rockzАй бұрын
One of the best B&H videos. Love this!!!
@turpenstein411Ай бұрын
Not sure how many people will be into this, but as a hurdy-gurdy player who has been wanting some backing drums and organs for my jams... Im getting one
@aschen__Ай бұрын
I play lute and was thinking the same thing... cheers!
@omnidirectional128 күн бұрын
I want it because I can't get a hurdy gurdy lol it nice just with the instruments you can play
@nomad1517Ай бұрын
The design is actually iconic. Not going to lie. Nothing looks like this at all.
@BandHАй бұрын
Medieval is ICONIC.
@gyozaninjaАй бұрын
Agreed.
@renebetancourtiii1456Ай бұрын
Looks like a calculator and an mpc 2000xl had a baby
@farmboypresents9977Ай бұрын
Well actually it looks like my old calculator
@kiwipirakaАй бұрын
@@farmboypresents9977 pic or didn't happen
@billiedoesbeatsАй бұрын
The medieval vs the ko2 reminds me of the friend you used to nerd out with in middle school, showing up to sit with you in high school when you were trying to reinvent yourself and be cool.
@ventusmoses3428Ай бұрын
who's who tho lol
@billiedoesbeatsАй бұрын
@@ventusmoses3428 lol the medieval is the one who’s still nerdy. The KO2 is nerdy but trying to rebrand 😂
@ventusmoses3428Ай бұрын
@@billiedoesbeats 🤣🤣 I love this
@MrPissterАй бұрын
I'm such a nerd I was hoping/expecting this to be a new electronic instrument that constrained you to programing using medieval music theory 😅
@sonarfreqАй бұрын
Yes... you're a nerd alright! 🤣
@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449Ай бұрын
Need this for my dungeon synth setup! ⚔️🐐
@sooperheepАй бұрын
Me too and I already have one, I’d dedicate this just to Dungeon Synth, praise Mortiis
@bensadreamАй бұрын
Very cool, "Out-of-the-Box" tech! Undoubtedly good for a little bit of wenching!
@lucid484Ай бұрын
ROFL does B&H usually do crazy in depth videos like this for new stuff?? this is gold lol.
@BandHАй бұрын
First time for everything.
@kellymoses8566Ай бұрын
This products is so insane they couldn't resist.
@Drone45326 күн бұрын
Yes, I loved this. 🙌
@peterm8605Ай бұрын
From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to the recent Netflix series "The Decameron", medieval silliness refuses to die, bubonic plagues and unsafe food notwithstanding. Thanks to the Teenage engineers for building such a fine device that is, in Monty Python jargon, a complete waste of time. B&H, this is one of your finest videos. The park in NYC where this video was filmed used to host a medieval festival. Maybe it will come back this year with a Teenage Engineering booth hawking this fine product.
@VlachosjАй бұрын
Anyone else thinking “Velcome to Bad Gear”…?
@floydhopkins7901Ай бұрын
Thats going to be a fun one
@GizzyDillespeeАй бұрын
I almost bought a new KO II at the local store a few weeks ago. Glad I waited! This one has more appropriate sounds for my tastes...
@GizzyDillespeeАй бұрын
But, I mean, if Florian gets one, that would be epic...
@MreenalMamsАй бұрын
More like Bard Gear
@VlachosjАй бұрын
@@GizzyDillespee Maybe B&H will lend him one?
@POTATOEMPNАй бұрын
We shall be extricating ourselves from this wretched village with this fresh song.
@FoodLoverFabi9 күн бұрын
We making it out the castle with this one 🗣️🗣️🧙♂️
@SvintMvrcusАй бұрын
I wonder how many takes it took for each clip I would’ve been laughing my ass off
@JMCFilmphotoАй бұрын
Thy hath slayed
@awakenedstate2769Ай бұрын
BRILLIANT!!! This was so fun! 💜✨ Keep up the amazing creativity
@murdamoochАй бұрын
Just ordered one cant wait to get it
@BandHАй бұрын
The King will be looking forward to your beats.
@strayferalАй бұрын
Everybody now do the Safety Dance! It's too dangerous in here! 🤣
@florianschartner2030Ай бұрын
Fantastic Video! A new genre is born. Med Techno
@BandHАй бұрын
Dropping soon to a village near you.
@ScaleScarborough-jq8zxАй бұрын
Mirthful enough to slay the Bubonic plague and bring in such tasty pheasant with its curious melodies. Huzzah!
@silasgotsch4458Ай бұрын
when they anncounced this, i almost bought it but could resist. Now i want it even more
@pedronmaiaАй бұрын
It’s so ridiculous and I want it so bad
@RegebroRepairsАй бұрын
Exactly my feelings.
@Pablo668Ай бұрын
The lady zipping past got me. Well played.
@BandHАй бұрын
⚡️⚡️
@hiddenmaterialАй бұрын
yall killed it on this!!!!
@HelicopterDownАй бұрын
This skit was awesome oh my god
@crag_Ай бұрын
sponsored by large parcels of the halflings leaf
@mrhaftbarАй бұрын
I did not expect this. But I love it!
@KingSek80Ай бұрын
2:20 Medieval Banger! 💥
@badfengАй бұрын
You guys went hard!
@myths61Ай бұрын
Instant like for that wonderful intro😂
@Han_MozАй бұрын
this was made for me, i NEED IT
@seriouslysarah19 күн бұрын
I didn't realize this is an actual thing I can purchase. :O
@goingmodular28 күн бұрын
Man, this has to be the best demo song and best demo video I have viewed so far on the TE Medieval ! I bow to your wits !
@tiffanyanthonyАй бұрын
“Sir Robin,” from Monty Python approves this video.
@mokujinsan9946Ай бұрын
He bravely ran away and scarpered off....
@ozzelot3349Ай бұрын
With this instrumentalis, we are sure to woo many fair maidens!
@BarrrtАй бұрын
Amazing video, thank you.
@MichaelCarson1Ай бұрын
Haha, this is amazing!
@brorianszk21 күн бұрын
I love this video!
@meglotonАй бұрын
You Guys KILLED IT! Great video so impressed!
@BandHАй бұрын
Why thank you my liege.
@InvisibleZedАй бұрын
brilliant video - thanks
@Schemez-16vhiphopbeatz9 күн бұрын
That flute sound is sick
@user-cl1dg9lk4kАй бұрын
Yeah, great !
@ReillyElizabethАй бұрын
Best vid!! Cute redhead!! Slay Gabe, what a perfect review
@SanderE3929 күн бұрын
A fine review if I ever saw one, now all I require is a shrubbery!
@djcomfyfroggywitch26 күн бұрын
Ohh wow this is like EXACTLY what I’ve been dreaming of!!
@BandH25 күн бұрын
We’re here to make your dreams come true
@fookiemonsterАй бұрын
"LAY DOWN A FAT, BUBONIC BEAT UPON WHICH WE MAY GYRATE" is the sentence of 2024! 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@jamie.goodsonАй бұрын
Good lord that intro was glorious ❤ Nice to see some companies not afraid to take risks!
@BandHАй бұрын
Tis fun to take risk.
@bombcollectiveАй бұрын
I’m all for efficiency but surely it’s too early for Aprils fools.
@craigsurette3438Ай бұрын
They thoroughly missed the mark on this thing,by not including options for non equal temperament tunings/ transposition, and ways of creating non 4/4 rhythmic structures, both of which are pretty much essential for making actual medieval sounding music . Lacking those features would be a deal breaker for anyone who actually makes medieval/ medieval inspired music
@hymeflyАй бұрын
Maybe so, but that nerd sure made it sound great.
@donnytheflow22 күн бұрын
we making it out the shire with this one
@rors4stuАй бұрын
This is top notch stuff; I may just go out and buy an EP ❣
@ATLASilluminatedАй бұрын
I so want one of these lol love the sounds and aesthetic
@boundatthewrists19 күн бұрын
I’m larping it up!!
@dr.feelicks2051Ай бұрын
Hats off to Props dept.✌️
@BandHАй бұрын
Indeed 🫡
@ChivalricsАй бұрын
YES!
@belgianheskey22 күн бұрын
This thing looks beautiful, I don't even make bests and want it
@BandH22 күн бұрын
If you get it, you can start making medieval beats!
@robertjamesonmusic11 күн бұрын
Looks awesome
@lancegingell6062Ай бұрын
Nicely done!!
@Jack655321Ай бұрын
So basically the same as the KOII but with medieval samples. Got it.
@debledvirginie1416Ай бұрын
Merci pour votre présentation que je découvre alors que j’attends l’arrivée de mon instrument 😍 Messires, vous avez conforté plus grandement encore mon désir d’en jouer 😁 J’ai adoré votre mise en scène très drôle. Votre video est juste MDR (Magique, Drôle et Revigorante) 👏👏👏👏❤
@zurlocker1Ай бұрын
This was hilarious and well done. I'm not likely to buy one, but if I did, I would buy it from you. Also, I look forward to even more devices in the EP family.
@Uhhliver21 күн бұрын
Hell yeah
@ethermourning777Ай бұрын
Give me that beat lawd!! We can do this the easy way or the hard way… 😈
@KieronEdwardsАй бұрын
Getting very strong 'Safety Dance' vibes from the video ...
@BandHАй бұрын
We can dance if we want to.
@edwardferry8247Ай бұрын
Twas wonderful Magic, ye have avoided the ducking stool .. hurrah 🙌
@rethardotv5874Ай бұрын
Awesome production, take my like and subscribe.
@VampireKittenTVАй бұрын
I have a mighty need for this.
@SorchaSublimeАй бұрын
Finally i have the perfect device to live DJ a soundtrack for my D&D games Im not even kidding actually ive wanted to set up a generative patch for background music in ttrpgs for years and this might acc bring it all together to sound like dungeon synth more than just electro noise
@daviddiamond241527 күн бұрын
Can this be played directly from a midi keyboard?
@zachary5351Ай бұрын
Excellent video, perfectly entertaining and informative.
@cressheadАй бұрын
it's looks/sounds a ton of fun and quite quite different.
@benhnamteАй бұрын
This intro is so epic haha sir LENSAlot
@alfontaАй бұрын
brilliant PR video for a nich product from the successor EP-133 K.O. II , make me wanna build a new music hobby
@amsluАй бұрын
It’s a ridiculous idea, but on the other hand, is there any other company that can pull it off?
@pmbearАй бұрын
congrats to you guys your EP-1320 video is better than Teenage Engineering's.
@StefaanHimpeАй бұрын
Did I get stuck in a time loop where august 6th coincides with 1st of april?
@tillzillzАй бұрын
feels like this would be perfect for the Texas Dungeon Siege!
@marsoblivi0n945Ай бұрын
Use to be a fan of they’re products. But the prices on stupid products are ridiculous at this point. Not to mention the updated version would have been cool with at-least a few gigs of ram in this time era. Makes it useless to me given the price.
@MyNameJeff..Ай бұрын
You guys are awesome for this
@BandHАй бұрын
why thank you good sir
@rudetuesdayАй бұрын
In faith and word, it did have to go that hard.
@fanpandatastic29 күн бұрын
“Fat bubonic beat” was diabolical 💀
@tomblaze2Ай бұрын
Renaissance Fair Core
@creamfiend8411 күн бұрын
Could make a straight Golden Axe beat.
@LoserDubАй бұрын
It's the same thing with a different color. They're just trying to get you to spend $300 10 times. And come on like I'm no computer whiz but I know they could fit easily a gig of RAM or solid state in there no problem. In 2024, nothing should be touted as having 64 MB of memory
@LoserDubАй бұрын
128mb** 64 mb locked
@sonicforest521Ай бұрын
More of The Wicker Man(1973) vibe than The Holy Grail(1975). No need to use FX to make it creepier.
@raul0caАй бұрын
TE used Charm. It was surprisingly effective
@roseutterback5755Ай бұрын
I have never grooved with any sample had them all from 404sx 555 mpc1000 3500 2000xl and even the pioneer sp16 but the only one I ever like is the ep ko2 it’s just so fast and nobody uses the distortion it’s soooo badass and the time stretch it’s just dope
@nomad1517Ай бұрын
I think they just invented a genre. MEDM: Medieval Dance Music.
@BandHАй бұрын
DANCE
@theJoco182Ай бұрын
what a review! Lol! Well done!
@deladonicsАй бұрын
Oh OK! Dang 🐴🍺🏰
@AYATOLLAHBEATSАй бұрын
Got mine🔊🎼🎵💪🏾
@awakenedstate2769Ай бұрын
The "vile" kingdom of Jersey 😂😂😂
@OsckiiАй бұрын
Brilliant video
@DavidDeLugeАй бұрын
Brilliant 😁
@tailbiterzАй бұрын
Hmm, looks very vintage as well, like some of the things I have in the loft, should I get one of these ? Liked the video and demos.
@TheUtube666Ай бұрын
Looks like an old-time desktop calculator interface. The retail of $299 isn't too bad for all you get, but it seems to be such a niche product, albeit a well done niche product, I wonder what their sales forecasts are?