Talking Comics: Why Batman Sucks

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@Yono_A1533
@Yono_A1533 4 жыл бұрын
I hate batman this days thanks to the fanboys that overrated him
@Majinbeck_exe
@Majinbeck_exe 3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with sense
@NMbones98
@NMbones98 3 жыл бұрын
That's your fault for letting fanboys fuk up your perspective on a decent character for example Saitama is over hyped asf and his fanboys are the worst doesn't mean I hate the character
@NMbones98
@NMbones98 3 жыл бұрын
@@Majinbeck_exe wrong letting fanboys steer u away because they don't no wtf they are talking about makes no sense for example Rami spiderman is the most over hyped version ever and his fanboys are annoying but that doesn't mean I don't like Rami spiderman simple
@mangaz137
@mangaz137 10 жыл бұрын
I have never agreed with a KZbin channel so much in my life holy shit
@kenjohnson1028
@kenjohnson1028 10 жыл бұрын
awesome thank you.
@conormcgregor3285
@conormcgregor3285 8 жыл бұрын
Batman is my favorite hero but I think most people's problem with him is his fanboys. Just because he's a mastermind doesn't mean he should always win every battle. And i'm not saying this because I hate him, i'm a huge fan but this is true.
@jonahjameson1866
@jonahjameson1866 8 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne yep that's my problem with him I like the character just the fanboys are so annoying .
@theunforgivenmoon
@theunforgivenmoon 8 жыл бұрын
Exactly what you said, people think just because batman is smart or whatever that he can do any fucking thing.. when in reality he'd get his ass handed to him if he fought some of the villains in the DC universe.
@angelr4244
@angelr4244 6 жыл бұрын
PREACH IT !!!
@justintrudouche782
@justintrudouche782 6 жыл бұрын
I don't hate him because he wins all the time. I hate him cause its childish to dress up like a damn bat to fight a clown...… so stupid
@thegreatgeekdetective6925
@thegreatgeekdetective6925 6 жыл бұрын
Yes he’s still human. He’s pron to making mistakes. Just because he does know every fighting style known to man. Doesn’t mean there isn’t someone better. Some people ok this planet are natural fighters who don’t need training to fight. It’s true, as a person who has been in martial arts. There is always someone better. However Batman’s greatest weapon and skill is his stealth and gadgets. Without those he be dead. And he knows it. He even admits going head on is suicide. Batman’s greatest weakness is not being prepared. If Batman comes across someone he doesn’t know how to beat. He’s likely to lose. I’m not pointing these out as bad. But it’s good to know he does have character flaws.
@brettsgroovychainsaws5995
@brettsgroovychainsaws5995 7 жыл бұрын
You are totally correct. Don't listen to those ignorant DC batman fanboys
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Brett’s Groovy chainsaws Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
I like batman but my main superhero is spiderman.I just disagree about calling batman unrealistic.The main problem I have with bats is that he can be a complete dick for no reason
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
@@somedude3313 The reason is he's dead inside.
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 true....
@stephenwalker972
@stephenwalker972 3 жыл бұрын
@Major Coats your asking what’s realistic about a fictional character lmao
@luke-tq6uj
@luke-tq6uj 8 жыл бұрын
this is my problem with batman fanboys. I like batman myself but fanboys only like batman because in their perspective batman wins everything and is the most powerful super hero, they don't care about his character or motivations, which is why I don't think batman fanboys really like batman as a character.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
LOB Y Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@AzzAra09
@AzzAra09 5 жыл бұрын
What this have to do with this video? He was taking about how unrealistic Batman is...
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even win every battle.People just say that because he won some impossible battles like with killer croc or bain
@luke-tq6uj
@luke-tq6uj 4 жыл бұрын
@@AzzAra09 Honestly, Idk man I was like 12
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@Raimi Forever Batman is the most UNrealistic superhero.
@Squatimus
@Squatimus 9 жыл бұрын
I dont hate batman at all, but his fans ignorance make him look like a bat god which makes me so uninterested in him
@KaosNova2
@KaosNova2 9 жыл бұрын
I agree. I actually like movie Batman played by Michael Keaton more than comic book Batman.
@brandoncoleman3769
@brandoncoleman3769 8 жыл бұрын
+suemorphplus2009 dude that Keaton Batman was the best
@jank3epro-gamer-442
@jank3epro-gamer-442 8 жыл бұрын
its like their making him his slave or something cause they force him to fight people.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
DeyZeus Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@AzzAra09
@AzzAra09 5 жыл бұрын
@@KaosNova2 so you don't just like Batman
@JazzyZenBrotha
@JazzyZenBrotha 10 жыл бұрын
You speak the truth. Your points are solid and factual. I love it. This is what I've been saying for the last couple of years about Batman.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
JazzyZenBrotha Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@Raimi Forever And your a Batman fanboy. Get outta here fool
@faithoverfear.7
@faithoverfear.7 3 жыл бұрын
@Raimi Forever I see you everywhere bashing other's opinions, including MCU Spider-Man fans...grow tf up fanbitch boy
@killmonger5097
@killmonger5097 3 жыл бұрын
@@oisinreilly2639 Is this where angry jealous 2inch hard dick Batman haters hibernate at lol
@NMbones98
@NMbones98 3 жыл бұрын
@@killmonger5097 probably lol
@youngsir.tc_GW_VS
@youngsir.tc_GW_VS 10 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed will like and share its batman fans who swear he's invincible like guy just human with trust funds also one can't learn that many martial arts they get quiet on batman kicking ass when justice league war & bane is brought up
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
youngstert Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Bane is a pretty cool character unlike batman
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Bane is also more relatable than batman
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine unironically holding a comic book character to the same logic as the real world.... Sorry Cyclops, turns out genetic mutation can't turn your eyes into a portal to another dimension of infinite energy. Gotta keep it realistic. 🙄
@majorcoats7777
@majorcoats7777 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 you bat-tards literally say that Batman is relatable because he's "realistic" though lol
@dBolotok
@dBolotok 9 жыл бұрын
Hits people with all sorts of lethal weapons. "Batman doesn't kill" LOL He just doesn't kill the mastermind criminals like joker to keep his job. The way he hits the henchmen (with beatdowns and weapons), if you do that irl your victim becomes either a vegetable or dead.
@dBolotok
@dBolotok 9 жыл бұрын
I have witnessed a man die from a blow in the back of the head -_- ...
@Savatron
@Savatron 6 жыл бұрын
He does not kill because it is not the right thing to do.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
dBolotok Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@irenestewart1942
@irenestewart1942 10 жыл бұрын
Just the idea that Batman / Bruce Wayne can MASTER over a hundred different martial arts in 10 years is completely absurd. I've been doing 3 different arts for over 20 years and I'm no master.
@smsbackupcarlos
@smsbackupcarlos 9 жыл бұрын
IRENE STEWART yep, but in the other hand if I was a comic book character I would be the king of porn, and I would last at least 5 hours and could do it while sleeping as well, cause i train for 10 years on every sex position known to man, the Kama Sutra is like a children book to me because I train for 10 years, Oh and during those ten years, I became a master writer, master painter, a master inventor, a master at magical tricks, just too many to write in down so you get the idea.. ahaha Oh and also a philosopher, Plato would have nothing on me. Oh and I also found a way to increase my intelligence through meditation, which I can do while sleeping. Take that Batman. How do you like them apples. hehe
@AnnoyingDreamer
@AnnoyingDreamer 9 жыл бұрын
IRENE STEWART the fact that any supehero exist is bizzare its a comic book. Plus there already a person who mastered over a 100 arts
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone learns different asshole.Some learn faster than others
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
Also its a fucking superhero.No superhero is realistic or is supposed to be and if you think that your just as insane as batman's villans
@Cyalatermf
@Cyalatermf 3 жыл бұрын
@@somedude3313 dude you gotta make the heroes realistic for people to like them. And I'm talking about the way they act not superpowers.
@kevindavid9948
@kevindavid9948 4 жыл бұрын
Batman is the most overrated DC Superhero in the History
@Darkkent83
@Darkkent83 2 жыл бұрын
FACTS!
@alexpowers5117
@alexpowers5117 5 ай бұрын
But do you have prep time I think you are just jealous because you don’t have no prep time I have prep time I prepping all over the place I prep one out right now
@Domitris
@Domitris 5 ай бұрын
I’m Batman
@ikoyDaPnoy
@ikoyDaPnoy 4 ай бұрын
Batman’s character has evolved into something far removed from his original purpose. The clear distinction between hero and villain has been blurred, with modern interpretations increasingly glorifying villains while undermining the hero’s moral code. Earlier Batman stories portrayed him as an incorruptible force for good, someone who stopped villains before they could truly harm anyone. His rogues' gallery existed as foils to Batman's unwavering sense of justice, with his “no-kill” rule making sense in a world where he actually prevented crime. However, as the villains became darker and more violent, Batman’s refusal to kill them started to feel less heroic and more naive. Modern stories have transformed him into a character who allows mass murderers to live, knowing full well they will escape and kill again. Additionally, Batman has been overpowered to absurd levels just to keep up with characters like Superman, making him less relatable and more of a superhuman with endless gadgets. The result? Batman has drifted from being a symbol of incorruptible justice to someone upholding a broken system. His villains now seem more like victims of a corrupt society than the pure embodiments of evil they once were. In trying to make Batman “dark,” modern storytelling has lost the core of who he was - a hero who stood for good, despite the tragedies that shaped him.
@spideyfan6441
@spideyfan6441 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry Batman, But I Grew Up With Spider-Man, Curious George, Ducktales, And Mickey Mouse.
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 4 жыл бұрын
Batman is the worst Gary Stew.
@lonesharkadriano
@lonesharkadriano 10 жыл бұрын
Even worse, his Fans!!! They're Fucking Annoying and most of them don't even read comics and always give stupid excuse, saying, "Batman is the greatest superhero ever, because he's Batman". Sadly, Internet is filled with them. Batman = Chuck Norris V.2
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 жыл бұрын
agreed.
@theccc8318
@theccc8318 10 жыл бұрын
i am on thee same page with you then i hate those morons they he win cause hes batman and i love batman hes i really cool character but he cant beat anyone with OP super powers such as(superman,wonder woman,flash,manhunter,death stroke,and spiderman.
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9
@OmegaKingHyperionPX9 10 жыл бұрын
Caleb Cole batman only wins against those OP super power characters because due too "PIS" plot devices since he's most popular flag hero, otherwise we all know in real fight each of the characters would destroy batman.
@theccc8318
@theccc8318 10 жыл бұрын
***** I know right lol what a bunch of fan tards
@smsbackupcarlos
@smsbackupcarlos 9 жыл бұрын
lonesharkadriano The most annoying thing batman fans, say it's "Because I'm Batman" to anything he does.
@AzzAra09
@AzzAra09 5 жыл бұрын
You missed the core of the character. Batman is the archetype of the renaissance man, he's basically the Doc Savage of DC, directly shaped by the pulp era, which some characters had the abilities to master a lot of skills, reach the physical and mental perfection just with a lot of training, and so on.
@davidcarter3830
@davidcarter3830 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce as Batman has sent most of his enemies to Arkham but as Bruce, he doesn't spend a dime to help modernize the place to prevent these criminals from escaping. Just buy the damn place and do it.
@NMbones98
@NMbones98 3 жыл бұрын
Wayne security contradicts this
@HunterBidensHandgun
@HunterBidensHandgun 2 жыл бұрын
You are wrong. In the comics he spends billions in social projects and making the city safer
@ZERO4REAL
@ZERO4REAL 4 жыл бұрын
What I hate about Batman is that supposedly he can’t lose due to prep time. Most laziest thing ever to make Batman look op pffft please one hit from Spider-Man to the head (not holding back) and he’s dead.
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
Love your pfp.
@Arthurmorgan1768
@Arthurmorgan1768 2 жыл бұрын
Of course man i mean spiderman has super powers .
@Arthurmorgan1768
@Arthurmorgan1768 2 жыл бұрын
@@oisinreilly2639 why do you hate Batman so much ? I am a marvel fan but i like Batman , he is a cool guy imo.
@SHisiSlipperEdits
@SHisiSlipperEdits 2 жыл бұрын
If the scorpion survive that hit, then yes, yes batman will survive, just knock out
@DoctorZisIN
@DoctorZisIN 4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. He wears the most ridiculous, laughable costume, yet he's supposed to scare the bad guys because he has batrangs and grappling hooks. Sometimes he's the inventor behind his own gadgets, but sometimes it's Alfred, who is both the family butler as well as a weapons genius. WTF? The ridiculousness piles up exponentially. And what's this mantra all fanboys keep repeating "with prep time, Batman can beat anybody". What the F does that mean? How much prep time? Some heroes are immortal. They can have hundreds of years of "prep time" long after Bruce has died. And what bad guy decides to give the hero "prep time" before making his/her move? None of it makes sense.
@ghostofdeath7388
@ghostofdeath7388 4 жыл бұрын
Bullshit plot armour can do anything even if it really no logical sense
@thedarkknight9021
@thedarkknight9021 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Imagine making an argument so disconnetted with itself and having the bravery to post it
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkknight9021 Fanboy, get outta here.
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostofdeath7388 batman fanboy, get outta here.
@ghostofdeath7388
@ghostofdeath7388 4 жыл бұрын
@@oisinreilly2639 i am not a batman fan idiot
@Disconnect350
@Disconnect350 8 жыл бұрын
A lot of butthurt Batman fans don't like the truth.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Wolf Hound Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
Soooo true
@dirtyharry1688
@dirtyharry1688 8 жыл бұрын
We all know the real reason batman sucks. He shits in the suit
@nishithnath5007
@nishithnath5007 7 жыл бұрын
Dirty Harry 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paladinPraveen
@paladinPraveen 9 жыл бұрын
I complete agree with you! But please please please make a longer and more in-depth video just so you can make the bat-fans shut up!
@johansecolon6908
@johansecolon6908 8 жыл бұрын
bruh bruh list a shit ton of reason why he is more realistic than about 96% of dc and marvel
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Praveen Natarajan Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@veronicamcatee6171
@veronicamcatee6171 5 жыл бұрын
@@johansecolon6908 Do it. He's not more relatable then none of marvel characters I've said it before Batfans are igornat.
@ghostofdeath663
@ghostofdeath663 4 жыл бұрын
@@johansecolon6908 he's trash
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@@johansecolon6908 Hahaha, your idiotic
@michaelmyers7693
@michaelmyers7693 7 жыл бұрын
I here the batman fanboys crying
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@Rvndreji1998
@Rvndreji1998 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Batman-py7kt
@Batman-py7kt 6 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked right now
@dhwaniselvam8189
@dhwaniselvam8189 4 жыл бұрын
Hey never mind these fuckers. U believe what u believe in and let him believe in eating McDonald's and get even fatter
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@killblow 67 ikr.He even took Peter's suit and fired him just because peter tried to do the right thing smh
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@killblow 67 They think an alien that can absord the sun's energy and take a bullet to the eye is realistic🤣.What has happened to super hero communities?!
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@killblow 67 Smh.I really hope these people get some common sense
@Rvndreji1998
@Rvndreji1998 3 жыл бұрын
@killblow 67 asshole bittman is the dumbest superhero.... I know that u butman fans cannot agree to fact
@thegreatgeekdetective6925
@thegreatgeekdetective6925 6 жыл бұрын
Batman actually traveled the world for 18 years. Becoming Batman at 27. Not 25. It doesn’t matter. I do agree with a lot of things though.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
TheGreatGeekDetective Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@zyro9922
@zyro9922 5 жыл бұрын
So true. Batman is that type of kid who'll get angry if nobody plays with him so everyone in the house participates in his stupid fantasy world. Batman is just a smart detective. Period. Don't make him a hero. You wanna compare with someone compare with Hercule Poirot or Tintin. Spoiler alert they are far better.
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
Ali Hasan nice job spittin straight facts
@MrBranh0913
@MrBranh0913 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Somebody had to say it. As a Superman fan I've been saying this for years
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon H Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@nishithnath5007
@nishithnath5007 7 жыл бұрын
Finally I found a comment section where there are so many people who hate this fucking batman so much just like me
@philboom9136
@philboom9136 4 жыл бұрын
Im not a batman fanboy but I disagree. For a broken guy without any real hobbies.. Why Not? Every day something to do.. I mean Tony stark build a world changing thing in a cave and learned so much about Radiation within a short period of time to help Banner. It's a Comic.. Thats like sayin that John wick shouldnt have any muscle memory anymore by the time the movie Starts..
@Rvndreji1998
@Rvndreji1998 3 жыл бұрын
No tony Stark didn't u fool
@killmonger5097
@killmonger5097 3 жыл бұрын
@Major Coats the fact that your trying to make sense out of comics books is bizarre in it self lol
@mrsteel-ew5su
@mrsteel-ew5su 9 жыл бұрын
that is true and because of his grumpyness and attitude he created a psychopath the joker and gives you better reason why Gotham is the worst city in the world
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
mr. steel Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@therook7375
@therook7375 5 жыл бұрын
mr. steel your just an idiot lol
@plasticweapon
@plasticweapon 4 жыл бұрын
i don't know about "creating" the joker, but he won't KILL HIM!
@theantilifeequation1237
@theantilifeequation1237 4 жыл бұрын
@@therook7375 i smell buttburt
@therook7375
@therook7375 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Ramos lol 😂
@justintrudouche782
@justintrudouche782 6 жыл бұрын
Cant stand Batman, my friend (whose a grown adult) got legit angry at me for me saying that I didn't like the dark knight..... its just childish, a grown man who dresses up like a Bat, and his arch enemy is ……. The Joker??? really??? Fuck Batman
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
A man, dressed up in a wrestling costume, and his arch enemy is ....a Goblin??? really??? Soo childish.
@Cyalatermf
@Cyalatermf 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 dude his arch enemy is an alien from outer space whos race literally rebelled against their own leader and won. Also his wrestling suit is way better then wearing their black underwear on the outside while looking like a rejected furry cosplayer.
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cyalatermf Venom is an antihero, goofy. His main villain is green goblin, or Dr Oct.
@Rvndreji1998
@Rvndreji1998 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 that's serum u damn
@SHisiSlipperEdits
@SHisiSlipperEdits 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 I don't think doc ock is his main villain, tbh
@williamj.dovejr.8613
@williamj.dovejr.8613 2 күн бұрын
I hate how Batman is propped up while most fanboys shit all over Superman seventy ways from Sunday.
@doggtea1312
@doggtea1312 10 жыл бұрын
I'm batman free to, green arrow is a billionaire without super powers that mastered martial arts but you don't see him trying to fight folks like superman do u? No and that's cause he's more superhero realistic. Batman sucks
@faggotsmoker9588
@faggotsmoker9588 7 жыл бұрын
Dogg TEA um.... last time I checked Batman was in a robot. I've never seen a Green Arrowbot or something?
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
Actually green arrow did kill darkseid once.
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Green arrow is a Robin Hood rip off
@wteverisgud
@wteverisgud 3 жыл бұрын
A photographic memory isn't even a sign of intelligence so they were stupid to even mention it.
@NuclearWinter4200
@NuclearWinter4200 9 жыл бұрын
He is saying batman is unrealistic and batman a comic book character let me put it this way comic books>reality they aren't supposed to make sense
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Getlitorgethit Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
Keep living in ur big fantasy world,fanboy. Sorry but facts don’t care about ur feelings 🤷‍♂️
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguy3482 Why do you keep repeating that batman and his abilities aren't fact they are fiction.
@professerdonut3249
@professerdonut3249 8 жыл бұрын
he got blasted by darkseids omega beams and he just gets sent back in time that is just dumb
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Professer Donut Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@jerrel24
@jerrel24 5 жыл бұрын
Professer Donut Because that’s what the beams do. The beams can make the victim hurtling in time and space
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
When you try to make a point but don't know what you're talking about.
@theoptionaut.tailer7501
@theoptionaut.tailer7501 7 жыл бұрын
Lets face it, Batman is THE Gary Stu of Gary Stus! I don't even care about him or the bat family anymore. It's almost as comical as the old Adam West Batman who carries a spray can for everything, all of which conveniently fits on his belt. Modern Batman conveniently has a plan for everything...even a plan for when he's plan fails and one for when his plan for his plan fails and one for when his plan for his plan for the plan that fails, fails! Batman can correctly guess the lottery numbers for the next 20 years. He's taken into account climate change on the Earth for every square inch of the planet for the next 100 years. He can correctly predict where you're going to be 90 years from now, what color shirt you'll be wearing, and how much money you'll have in your bank account down the the last penny. With a quick glance at you, while he's eyes are closed and being blind folded, and only hearing half your breath - Batman can correctly recite your entire life up to that point! Why? Because he's Batman - the most Gary Stu'ed character in all of Gary Stus!
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
TheOptionaut .tailer Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@TimmyT1234
@TimmyT1234 9 жыл бұрын
So you can accept people like Adrian Veidt in the Watchmen, or heck, even Lex in DC (whose apparently smart enough to go toe to toe with superman). Or Iron man designing his own super suit... or any of the other people designing their own super suits... or literally just any of the other stuff others have done through shear intelligence, but being tactically skilled you cant accept?
@TimmyT1234
@TimmyT1234 9 жыл бұрын
John E Also his sidekicks get killed because we voted them to death at the end of a comic book, people die all the time in any of the super hero series
@ntkhoa2227
@ntkhoa2227 9 жыл бұрын
John E Iron man just designed his suit. He didn't have time to master a bunch of other stuffs. Adrian Veidt is extremely smart, but he doesn't have a vast amount of knowledge in so many different fields. The point is that DC made Batman human, yet gave him so many abilities that normal humans can't achieve in his given amount of time (10 years) and even boost his power over time. He is human, he can't see the future. There's a difference between backup plans and smart ass plans that are always effective, yet batman always seems to be steps ahead of his opponents
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
John E Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@Jue2323
@Jue2323 9 жыл бұрын
Man I agree with u. I think the way u do. Tnx for this video.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
jeison de leon Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@anthonypalermo8816
@anthonypalermo8816 3 жыл бұрын
Man
@balentinrosas4196
@balentinrosas4196 9 жыл бұрын
hahaha finally some truth!!! I agree with you 100%. On another note how can he possibly have so many gadgets in his utility belt? It's pretty ridiculous, Batman is just a dude in a bat suit. Some of the feats he has accomplished are absurd and ridiculous
@angelr4244
@angelr4244 6 жыл бұрын
Batman is nothing if you take all his toys he is powerless
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
balentin rosas Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@AzzAra09
@AzzAra09 5 жыл бұрын
So much bat haters here
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
Alessandro Poeta sorry but facts don’t care about ur feelings 🤷‍♂️
@thedarkknight9021
@thedarkknight9021 4 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguy3482 Fake facts are not facts tho
@Semnome-jg6oj
@Semnome-jg6oj 5 ай бұрын
I think Batman is the best vigilante, but he is a really bad hero.
@Zchaee
@Zchaee 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this video ! :D finally someone who understands haha
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Zero Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@gnarmalade8733
@gnarmalade8733 10 жыл бұрын
Batman is the dullest, lamest, most over-rated, unrealistic, "hero" of all time. Oh and having a lot of money is not superpower. Warren Buffet has a lot of money but I'm sure most people could kick his ass. Let's be realistic, I don't care how much karate skills you have, if a guy has a gun, your going to get your ass shot and killed. Let alone they made him kill Superman??? What?! A guy who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, freeze breath, super speed, super strength, and can fly got defeated by Bill Gates that knows martial arts. Come on, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Then all his fans make it out that he is a god and can't be defeated when in reality all you need is gun and it's over. Even his enemies are lame. A fat guy with an umbrella, a scarecrow, and woman who thinks she's a cat, gee seems real tough to handle that. But what really sets him apart is his boomerang and car that he can drive just LIKE EVERYONE ON EARTH. Batman sucks!
@marcusmoore1542
@marcusmoore1542 9 жыл бұрын
Chris Parker Haters gonna Hate
@averysadcat2500
@averysadcat2500 9 жыл бұрын
Marcus Moore you're an idiot
@marcusmoore1542
@marcusmoore1542 9 жыл бұрын
eri sox scrub
@averysadcat2500
@averysadcat2500 9 жыл бұрын
troll
@averysadcat2500
@averysadcat2500 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you ;)
@catfacepoetry3211
@catfacepoetry3211 7 жыл бұрын
the two desktops are too close, that is not ideal for heat release.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Cat Face Poetry Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@makhtar6029
@makhtar6029 4 жыл бұрын
How would he be able to learn all that when he’s usually busy fighting crime?
@jaysanders1347
@jaysanders1347 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god are you serious it was before he started fighting crime smh.lol
@WeedShaggy
@WeedShaggy 3 жыл бұрын
I like Red Hood more than Batman 😂
@tenrec
@tenrec 4 ай бұрын
This can probably be grouped with your listing of "photographic memory" as one of Batman's abilities, but I remember reading a Batman comic in which Batman states that he "remembers every license plate he is exposed to." I don't know why he says "exposed to" instead of "sees," but whatever -- it's a ridiculously unbelievable ability.
@michaelmacleod6517
@michaelmacleod6517 4 жыл бұрын
The Shadow was always better. Always.
@jordangiles4208
@jordangiles4208 4 жыл бұрын
There a villian that Batman as been Deafed by Twice in the D.C Unitverse. And His name is Prometheus.
@KaosNova2
@KaosNova2 9 жыл бұрын
I kind of would like being Superman or Aquaman, who wouldn't like it if the Sun or going for a swim made you super powered? Plus, Batman is an egotistical asshole overall who puts the little people in danger and gets them killed to save the lives of people who murder them by the thousands. Plus he can supposedly beat any hero while unable to save over 2000 people getting murdered by the Joker, or 5,000 from his rogues gallery.
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Aquaman sucks
@KaosNova2
@KaosNova2 4 жыл бұрын
@@V_For_Vigilante If you were offered ass kicking powers from Water, would you take them?
@propayne5963
@propayne5963 8 жыл бұрын
Batman Is to overrated his fans make him seem invincible and he wins to much
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Put some Gas on it Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Batman is not invincible, anyone with super serum can kill batman
@maximilian6830
@maximilian6830 8 жыл бұрын
i have that same pez dispenser in the crows nest of my home church lol
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Max the Great Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@anthonypalermo8816
@anthonypalermo8816 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Batman is a city boy!
@jawsdan
@jawsdan 6 жыл бұрын
It's not supposed to be realistic, because he is a comic character
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Jaws Dan Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@savagelogic8674
@savagelogic8674 5 жыл бұрын
Jaws Dan And yet one the main things he praised for by his retarded fanboys is how “realistic” he is.
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
He still sucks lmaooooo
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
People call him realistic but I just can’t see it
@ierondarklord6024
@ierondarklord6024 9 жыл бұрын
Well, then what about Iron Man? He is the most genius person to ever have have existed, acquired multiple doctorates in every fucking science before the age of 20 with excellent grades, has outsmarted Thanos by using his brain, has built 70+ high powered armors ALL ON HIS OWN IN VERY LITTLE TIME(even if you combine all of the most proficient scientists in the world, they would need more than 1000 FUCKING YEARS TO CREATE ONE SUIT), AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS SUITS CAN SURVIVE 100 NUCLEAR BLASTS SIMULTANEOUSLY. Now who is more overpowered? I hate Iron Man. What an unparalleled Mary-Sue.
@kidflash7403
@kidflash7403 9 жыл бұрын
That is pretty ridiculous. But I think the reason I'm more forgiving of that, is his intellect is his gimmick, if you will. Like, he's never been written to be this realistic super hero (like Batman is), and I don't believe his fans try to say that he's realistic (or at least, nowhere near the amount of Batman fans who do).
@ierondarklord6024
@ierondarklord6024 9 жыл бұрын
Kid Flash I don't think Batman is supposed to be realistic. The Christopher Nolan movies influenced people into thinking that Batman should be as realistic as possible. In The Dark Knight Trilogy Lucious Fox is the ingenious behind the Batman and that is bad but at least it makes the protagonist more relatable. In the comics, the Bat isn't the scientifically ignorant dummie that he was in the movies though even there Lucious Fox provides him with most of his tech and that has to change. I know that Nolan had to glorify Fox because Morgan Freeman is amazing but come on, he isn't the main character. But he should not be realistic at all. That was just Nolan's version. He is a superior human being both mentally and physically(although nowhere near Stark's Mary Sue level), is able to perform feats most, if not all high-class athletes could only dream of, is a brilliant tactician and strategist, he founded The Justice League and is a vital asset of the team, is greatly respected by all the members, is a proficient scientist and the best detective of all time and his IQ surpasses 200 points. Just because Iron Idiot is the most intelligent being to ever exist in comic books doesn't mean there can't be others extremely smart as well. And saying that you are more forgiving to Tony because his brain is his superpower gimmick is a ridiculous excuse which proves that you are a Marvel fanboy and I have the right to call you so.
@someguy4003
@someguy4003 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say this here and now BATMAN IS NOT HUMAN. The writers pretty much gave him superpowers ( but to a way lesser degree) and just said " and you know what! He doesn't even have powers" just to make him a little more interesting. I love batman more than any other comic book character, but batman is just as unrealistic as any other superhero ( in the sense that their abilities are both very unattainable)
@JoshuaOfGrandRapids
@JoshuaOfGrandRapids 9 жыл бұрын
This has singularly earned my subscription. Bless your soul
@eboardlifestyle
@eboardlifestyle 4 жыл бұрын
I AGREE 100% always have
@photocopyoftimeman2946
@photocopyoftimeman2946 7 жыл бұрын
Being a marvel fanboy i enjoyed this video a lot.
@angelr4244
@angelr4244 6 жыл бұрын
Photocopy Of Time Man I'm also a marvel fanbooy
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Photocopy Of Time Man Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@theshadow5352
@theshadow5352 5 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse you did. All marvel fans are fucking idiots
@ArcadeMarx
@ArcadeMarx 5 жыл бұрын
@@theshadow5352 fuck you and your dc comics
@jordanwebster1728
@jordanwebster1728 5 жыл бұрын
The Shadow AND DC fanboys. Fanboys in general
@juliantorres4947
@juliantorres4947 4 жыл бұрын
Yes all those learning all those skills in just 10 years is not very believable but some representations of Batman are more realistic such as the Nolan trilogy. In those movies he is very smart and skilled in combat but he’s not what I would consider a genius and his fighting skills are good but he doesn’t beat everyone up so easily (Bane for example) he just has a lot of resources and a desire to save Gotham. So while sometimes he seems like a god, it really depends on who is writing the character
@Anubis-xk4ht
@Anubis-xk4ht 4 жыл бұрын
In the nolan his fighting skills were shit and his intelligence was all given to fox
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Nolan sucks
@juliantorres4947
@juliantorres4947 4 жыл бұрын
one man army nah he’s the best
@oisinreilly2639
@oisinreilly2639 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliantorres4947 naaaaah
@ComicBooksandVideoGameNerd96
@ComicBooksandVideoGameNerd96 3 ай бұрын
Batman supposedly has 12 masters degrees
@tamadnapagong7860
@tamadnapagong7860 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes a man who worked hard for his achievements is unrealistic while a being capable of destroying planets because he absorbed the suns heat and God`s literal fuken vengeance is realistic.
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly this. I have always looked at these heroes from an outside perspective. Before I got into comics I always kept on hearing people say that batman is crap, unrealistic, overpowered, that he has the most annoying fan-base and is far more unbelievable then any hero. However once I got into comics I have to say that these criticisms are false. He really isn't anymore fantastic or unrealistic then the other DC characters and to be honest I never encountered any especially rabid fanboys. Maybe this was different during the 2000s or 90s but I see far more people shitting on him then say he can beat anybody with prep.
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
@Darth Maul Almost all the other heroes have sidekicks and train children. I know it is stupid but saying that batman is the only one who does it is ignorant of every other superhero. Hell even superman has done it. Also he never forced any of the robins. It was actually the exact opposite with the robins wanting to be trained to become a hero. And they always show in elseworlds that the robins lives would have been worse if Bruce didn't train them. Unrealistic, yes but wonder woman, flash, superman, aquaman, green arrow, captain america, spiderman, wolverine, xavier have trained kids to become heroes. So i guess they are unrealistic and dumb (which they are becuase that is the nature of all superheroes). And lastly what batman can accomplish in comics can be replicated by normal people in comics. Mister terrific is smarter, lady shiva is a better fighter, deathstroke is a better planner and fighter and lex luthor can defeat gods. Batman being powerless doesn't make him unrealistic in a setting where powerless people can do impossible things.
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr I said that in a comment as well
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@@tdvwest9514 BRO EXACTLY
@iseehowitis9382
@iseehowitis9382 4 жыл бұрын
I know the truth hurts. We see that you love him. No need to get all butthurt over it. Remember the truth shall set you free. Or you can ignore it and continue being morons all of your pathetic lives. The choice is yours. Have a nice life. Bye now.
@gundamcollector77
@gundamcollector77 4 жыл бұрын
Me the thing that makes this all makes sense is that what he taped into to achieve all of these feets was Trauma and Grief and not Doghe eyed determination but at a cost that also acts as a counter weight to all of this is that Batman is is secretly Crazy and he knows this he's not a stable guy hence is terrible attitude, and also why he does not kill Because he know he he goes to far he will become a villain the world will truly fear and its this constant internal battle that Cruce goes thew is what makes batman so great to me. Also side not i hate the BatGod Steriotie where batman can solve every problem in the blink of any eye and has a billions different contingency plans so he never lose, this is all a product of writers who do not understand the character and or just lazy writers who don't know how to make complexe or interesting dilemmas for batman to solve alos this is why Batman the Animated series has the best batman because he loses and gets out thinked all the time but at the same time when he wins its always due to a simple and clever solution never some cosimo's brained bullshit.
@grandealmoundlatte
@grandealmoundlatte 10 жыл бұрын
How is a man with millions of dollars who devotes all his time to vigilantism less realistic than an alien who can fly because of different colors in sunlight or human mutations that grant people extraordinary powers such as the power of magnetism, bird like wings or organic steel that covers their entire body?
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Colonize Mars Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@akaneriyun4774
@akaneriyun4774 3 жыл бұрын
It is unrealistic because an alien with powers is more likely than a man who has 10 years to master ALL of these skills + be rich + not die out of exhaustion.
@theccc8318
@theccc8318 10 жыл бұрын
Spiderman's power's Super human strength able to lift 10 tons squat 30 tons Super human speed able to run 200 mph Super human agility able to jump 100 feet in the air run jump 300 feet Spider sense basically gives him a super radar.....yea Wall crawling ability able to clime on any type of surface Enhanced hearing able to hear gun fire from 200 miles away Super human sight able to see something 30 miles away Super human smelling able to smell as good as a blood hound Super human healing able to heal gun wounds in a few minutes Super human durability impossible to hurt with out Super strength or firearms Super human reflexes able to dodge gunfire at point blank range Soooo.......11 abilities Batman? No powers yea Spidey has more XD
@mr.weaselsnipes4177
@mr.weaselsnipes4177 7 жыл бұрын
The CCC dont forget that Spiderman was given powers, while DC gave Batman plot armor for the dumb reason "Oh he must win" also Spiderman was smart before, but the spider added more.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
The CCC Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.weaselsnipes4177 Imagine being dumb enough to actually think that Spiderman doesn't have plot armor.
@Rvndreji1998
@Rvndreji1998 3 жыл бұрын
Spiderman was smarter before spider bite u fool
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 3 жыл бұрын
@Major Coats Imagine that sentence making sense, dumbass.
@ikoyDaPnoy
@ikoyDaPnoy 4 ай бұрын
Batman’s character has evolved into something far removed from his original purpose. The clear distinction between hero and villain has been blurred, with modern interpretations increasingly glorifying villains while undermining the hero’s moral code. Earlier Batman stories portrayed him as an incorruptible force for good, someone who stopped villains before they could truly harm anyone. His rogues' gallery existed as foils to Batman's unwavering sense of justice, with his “no-kill” rule making sense in a world where he actually prevented crime. However, as the villains became darker and more violent, Batman’s refusal to kill them started to feel less heroic and more naive. Modern stories have transformed him into a character who allows mass murderers to live, knowing full well they will escape and kill again. Additionally, Batman has been overpowered to absurd levels just to keep up with characters like Superman, making him less relatable and more of a superhuman with endless gadgets. The result? Batman has drifted from being a symbol of incorruptible justice to someone upholding a broken system. His villains now seem more like victims of a corrupt society than the pure embodiments of evil they once were. In trying to make Batman “dark,” modern storytelling has lost the core of who he was - a hero who stood for good, despite the tragedies that shaped him.
@pokerater4463
@pokerater4463 7 жыл бұрын
Batman is cool but I just hate when ppl compare him to superman......it's obvious superman is god of all superheroes.....batman is nothing to him.....then why to compare????
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Poke rater Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@twheeler1980
@twheeler1980 3 жыл бұрын
Batman is the ultimate rich boy fantasy. His superpower is Uber douche and the inability to kill. Such a country club meh hero IMO. Shall I invest my Billions in my community? NO! I’ll build a car, and a belt, and a cave… infantile hero complex.
@user-kq8dy6tg4f
@user-kq8dy6tg4f 3 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man best superhero all time
@bigduck4766
@bigduck4766 4 жыл бұрын
yeah and superman powers make sense lol
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
185 butthurt Batman fanboys
@ghostofdeath663
@ghostofdeath663 4 жыл бұрын
205 now
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
ghost of death oof
@ghostofdeath663
@ghostofdeath663 4 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguy3482 238 now
@Majinbeck_exe
@Majinbeck_exe 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostofdeath663 all these bat tards can’t handle the truth
@nethermanstudios
@nethermanstudios 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love batman. But I can see how a lot of it is not realistic. But nothing about heroes is realistic. So I tend to ignore that. But we all got opinions, and that's what makes life not incredibly boring.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
NethermanStudios Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@somedude3313
@somedude3313 4 жыл бұрын
@@celestem6900 no
@gagandeepbajwa1447
@gagandeepbajwa1447 9 жыл бұрын
Like martial arts and chemical engineering
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Gagandeep Bajwa Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@Onguard8737
@Onguard8737 4 жыл бұрын
Still not enough bit he has the worst writing in comic history
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
@@Onguard8737Have you read every comic? Have you even read every Batman comics? I seriously doubt it.
@Onguard8737
@Onguard8737 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 it depends on what the answer is your seeking because I read just about almost everything and some got me like tf.
@Jdudec367
@Jdudec367 4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure batman learned all that he knows in more then 10 years though also how is he less realistic then somone like superman? I mean with superman I think the main thing is since he is just a 'normal' kryptonian meaning any kryptonian can technically get as powerful as him. he is stupidly op compared to not only normal humans but he has a LOT of powers to Batman does fail and isn't perfect or can't just go anywhere we wants in the blink of an eye and it's also his character of who bruce wayne is that is realistic
@ghostofdeath7388
@ghostofdeath7388 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck batman
@Jdudec367
@Jdudec367 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostofdeath7388 great reply
@sogoals1929
@sogoals1929 6 жыл бұрын
Batman sucks.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Sogols Sikey Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@oliverqueen17
@oliverqueen17 5 жыл бұрын
Sogola Sikey You suck
@somerandomguy3482
@somerandomguy3482 4 жыл бұрын
Oliver Queen go cry somewhere else fanboy
@MG007.
@MG007. 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@Brandonhayhew
@Brandonhayhew 3 ай бұрын
Iron man is more unrealistic then batman
@cyberghost4043
@cyberghost4043 3 ай бұрын
its a comicbook so anything goes, its a work of the imagination, it is also inspiration for those you try to get better. and he has great IQ.
@marcsegura8826
@marcsegura8826 9 жыл бұрын
i like batman but his enemy is a clown and im going to bring up superman becuase he has a villian that is the universe treat
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Marc Segura Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@kingad8869
@kingad8869 4 жыл бұрын
Spiderman's enemy is literally a dude in a goblin costume. Superman enemy is a rich guy with an inferiority complex. Everyone has trash villians.
@spider-man6932
@spider-man6932 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 they ain’t trash bruh
@SHisiSlipperEdits
@SHisiSlipperEdits 2 жыл бұрын
@@spider-man6932 if u simplify enough then yes.
@SHisiSlipperEdits
@SHisiSlipperEdits 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingad8869 so true
@TheSYmPHONICNV
@TheSYmPHONICNV 5 жыл бұрын
Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker got away, hey! Batman’s in the kitchen Robin’s in the hall Joker’s in the bathroom Peeing on the wall, hey! Catwoman: You're absolutely insane. He killed your friend. Tried to kill Nightwing. Hell, he almost killed me and you're sorry he's dead? Batman: I had to try. If someone can be saved, I have to try. Catwoman: You do, don't you? It's a compulsion. You and your goddamn code. And you'll die because of it, you know this, right? Will that make it all better? Batman: Without a code, I'm no better than them. If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks. Even more than the Kryptonite, he's got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not.
@steveb8300
@steveb8300 9 жыл бұрын
Heavy heavy troll here
@moemoe-ib8ef
@moemoe-ib8ef 4 жыл бұрын
If you have money you can become a greater fighter then JON JONES, GSP, ANDERSON SILVA and so on who are real martial artist. Batman fans belittle true fighter who train till they break.
@theapexfighter8741
@theapexfighter8741 3 жыл бұрын
Batman never paid any of his mentors dude. He literary ran away from home and even Alfred wasn’t able to track him. he even had to work and steal while wandering around the world to survive sometimes.
@moemoe-ib8ef
@moemoe-ib8ef 3 жыл бұрын
@@theapexfighter8741 ha ha ha ha. Where I'm at every kid does that I did I it and you are never tracked because no one cares. Welcome to the rest of the world.
@theapexfighter8741
@theapexfighter8741 3 жыл бұрын
@@moemoe-ib8ef translate please?
@moemoe-ib8ef
@moemoe-ib8ef 3 жыл бұрын
@@theapexfighter8741 they idea that money can fix anything. How many victims are murdered every year in ghettos and 3rd world countries. A lot of them are moms, dads or their kids that are murdered for very little money or like what happens here a lot taken for ransom and nothing happens. But what if it happens to a rich kid. What's special about this kid other then he's rich and??? Let's just say he's build different from us poorer humans. he decides to live among us in the ghetto or poorer parts of the world. So he can get stronger not malnourished or killed like the rest of the poor. that plot is disconnected from realaity today. It may have been fun years ago like the 50s or even 80s but now to believe that money can turn a man into a god. That plot is so outdated. when batman begins was out in 2005 smartphones where not available technology was not like today. Its easier if you just tell me that it's because he has some superpowers, mutant or an alien other then he's just some rich white kid. I google (rich white kid)
@theapexfighter8741
@theapexfighter8741 3 жыл бұрын
@@moemoe-ib8ef Dude what the hell Batman’s training has to do with him being rich? He is not the only one. Ghost Maker, Bruce’s rival in comics, wasn’t rich, and is most likely a latino, but trained with the same mentors Bruce did, and only became rich because of the money he stole from the criminals he killed, using that money strategically to accumulate a fortune. What the hell is that speech of white rich kid and 3rd world poor kid and smartphones? I mean it looks like you barely have a point to make. Take a look at Bronze Tiger, he story is the same, except e was not rich, and instead of training with Everyone he could, he decided to train with martial artists and found O-sensei, becoming one of the most dangerous fighters in the world, better than Batman.
@johnathan6714
@johnathan6714 5 жыл бұрын
I mean the smartest man on earth learning all that in 10 years is kinda realistic right? And don't forget he learner martial arts from one of the best martial artists in the world. Yeah and a kid who used to get bullied all the time and has no idea how to fight back and has no skills except science, biology and chemistry can be super strong and lift 500 kg with a single radioactive spider bite. Totally realistic. And Batman had 7 sidekicks which 3 of them die. 2 die because of their own faults and mistakes and 1sidekick which is Stephanie brown dies because of Batman not taking good care.
@alexpowers5117
@alexpowers5117 5 ай бұрын
Every fan knows how to insert Batman in to every movie game series and he always wins How does he defeat ghost rider uhmmm prep time Bruce becomes a priest a exorcist How does he defeat Spider-Man pffff prep time How does he defeat Superman ohhhh contingency plan also prep time
@lelanddimmer5979
@lelanddimmer5979 7 жыл бұрын
He's just a rich boy vigilante, who probably couldn't make the cut into regular police work. That better not be a jug of pee in the background.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
leland dimmer Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@AnuAnoop07
@AnuAnoop07 3 жыл бұрын
Did you watch heart of ice ? Perchance to dream ? You are a person judging a book by it's cover . Just watch those episodes . Please ...
@brycea.339
@brycea.339 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I'm pretty much sick of all comic book heroes... DC or Marvel. Batman and Spiderman get a mandatory six movies every decade. And regardless of the superhero the fanboys never shut the fuck up about them. "Batman is better because he has gadgets." "No Superman is better because he doesn't need gadgets blah blah blah." Get fucking laid.
@redranger8424
@redranger8424 7 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that this guy is rolling.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Red Ranger Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@joshflores7967
@joshflores7967 8 жыл бұрын
to each his own😀
@Onguard8737
@Onguard8737 4 жыл бұрын
If he was that smart then why cant he build anything himself like okay little boy.
@alextyson7717
@alextyson7717 9 жыл бұрын
The Bat 1926, which had costume, cape, climbing rope, batsignal black automobile. The Black Bat 1933 even more similar looking costume to that worn by Batman who didn't appear until 1939 in Detective comics. The Bat's mask resembled a bat and the first appearence of Catwoman she was originally call The Cat with a mask resembling a cat. So Batman and Catwoman both copied after earlier characters. Ironman is more like Hephestus from Greek Mythology who was wounded and made weapons and armour and lived under ground. Can be said Batman beyond with a powersuit and Steel also with power suit are copied after Ironman. Tony Stark's personality is based on Howard Hugh's they even called his father Howard. Can also say he copies Bozo the Iron man which was quality comics character in 1940 or Heimlien Star ship trooper. Flash and Quicksilver both copy Hermes and Mercury from Greek and Roman mythology. Flash also copies Flash Gordon that traveled Faster than the speed of light in a space ship in 1934 comic striped and had Hawkmen in stories as Flash didn't appear until 1940 and had Hawkman in the same comic
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Tyson Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@vTenno_
@vTenno_ 3 жыл бұрын
Batman makes no sense
@spideyfan6441
@spideyfan6441 3 жыл бұрын
Agree, Batman And Superman Origin Story Are A Joke And It Doesn't Make Sense. It Feels Like A 3 Year Old Made Superman And A School Bully Made Batman. Batman Suit Has A Stupid Armor. This Is Why Every Superhero (But Spider-Man, Iron Man, And Black Panther.) Has Less Personal Problems.
@blacksnakerollin9145
@blacksnakerollin9145 9 жыл бұрын
ok superman and all them have powers but there not from earth most of them in the dc universe but man u gotta admit batman is pretty bad ass just him and the joker make u wonder what the human mind can with stand sure they say a master of shit but man he was created in the late late 30s early 40s hes had time to develop in to the person we know u can see a kid getting bite by a spider and thats realistic hahaha man thats like what ignorant? the main main purpose in batman is that with a motive anyone can be batman maybe not the fancy shit but anybody can be batman minus the crazy concoction of villians
@hallabam7495
@hallabam7495 9 жыл бұрын
Can Stephen Hawking be Batman?
@kidflash7403
@kidflash7403 9 жыл бұрын
I don't believe that he's arguing it's realistic, I think he's making the point that it's more realistic. I'll put it this way, in the comic book world certain events are just established as possible, like someone getting bit by a radioactive spider and getting super powers; you're just kind of expected to buy it. But when a character who's written as a normal human, achieves all these impossible feats, without any super powers, you should kinda start to question how that works; since he is just a normal person after all, now if he was written as someone with super powers, it would be more acceptable, for me anyways.
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
BlackSnakeRollin Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@IFLYBTZ
@IFLYBTZ 2 жыл бұрын
Batman. Can defeat Superman WITHOUT powers he knows when to attack or how much hit force he needs, he knows how to defeat Joker and Joker is a mastermind Batman isn’t the MOST unrealistic Superhero because the others ones LITERALLY FLY!, Some have super speed and super strength he could solo some of the Marvel Universe not All of it but he could soften it up for his fellow team
@jackdomanski4604
@jackdomanski4604 9 жыл бұрын
Why do you is realism the reason? No superhero is realistic.
@riiddisbuk2496
@riiddisbuk2496 5 жыл бұрын
The only time I liked Batman is when he *killed* someone.
@Venom-rr1vg
@Venom-rr1vg 5 жыл бұрын
I get it
@country_mouse7079
@country_mouse7079 5 жыл бұрын
So in a good amount of else world's and that one KGBeast storyline.
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Batman is so stupid because he doesn’t kill bad guys
@riiddisbuk2496
@riiddisbuk2496 4 жыл бұрын
@@V_For_Vigilante At least not the worst of the scumbags, like the Joker. Other villains like Bane, Mr. Freeze and other lesser criminals do understandably deserve Batman's mercy. Joker DOES NOT!!
@turtle-tank8231
@turtle-tank8231 3 жыл бұрын
knowledge is power and that is what batman has and Dedication . X-Men superman all these so called super heroes what drives them where is blood sweat and tears and dedication The Punisher has the same thing . with time and patience Yeah a normal person could take down a powerful super hero if they had Knowledge and Dedication
@bhuvan_357_5
@bhuvan_357_5 3 жыл бұрын
True. But Marvel Soyboys won't get it
@Titano5aurus
@Titano5aurus 9 жыл бұрын
Woah a 100 likes ;)
@celestem6900
@celestem6900 6 жыл бұрын
Titano5aurus Definitely agree, you should also check out kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPKmoaspb2pd9E
@Dawn_Of_Justice
@Dawn_Of_Justice 8 жыл бұрын
All Comic Book characters are unrealistic.
@veronicamcatee6171
@veronicamcatee6171 5 жыл бұрын
Accept for spider Man he's relatable.
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
@@veronicamcatee6171 Nope he is very unrealistic as well. Just because he is relatable does not make him realistic.
@plasticweapon
@plasticweapon 4 жыл бұрын
missing the point.
@tdvwest9514
@tdvwest9514 4 жыл бұрын
@Saiko Nog No having powers doesn't justify being a superhero, spider-man would get more mileage using is high intelligence then using his powers to punch people, being a super hero is inherently ridiculous. I also wouldn't consider batman a normal human or mentally unstable. With all the shit he deals with he has to be mentally strong.
@V_For_Vigilante
@V_For_Vigilante 4 жыл бұрын
Saiko Nog *was a teen* if u actually read comics you would notice he is an adult not a teen dumbass
@strongkarl2mega
@strongkarl2mega 10 жыл бұрын
I understand that your points are realistic but batmans super power is that he has the mentality to never give and to adapt. For me it also does not seem that unrealistic that he could learn all those things in10 years since he was a rich young man probably had A grade in physics chemistry and so forth. Also if you commit to doing something and you do that one thing 16 hours a day you would be able to master it in half a year ... I find your points are totally reasonable but you need to also see the other side of the argument it doesnt seem that ridiculous if you understand the mentality of batman he commits and once he does he doesn't stop. Just saying :D
@chuggaa100
@chuggaa100 10 жыл бұрын
Every god damned superhero has the mentality to never give up.
@strongkarl2mega
@strongkarl2mega 10 жыл бұрын
TheAsianPlaysGames Yes but batman would never give up with him knowing that he cant do the things which others can he out smarts them and never givesup kind of a difference :D
@chuggaa100
@chuggaa100 10 жыл бұрын
strongkarl2mega Yes but every hero eventualy wins. does not matter whether or not they outsmart the enemy or not
@strongkarl2mega
@strongkarl2mega 10 жыл бұрын
TheAsianPlaysGames True but thats because the writters cant just walk around killing off superheroes
@angelr4244
@angelr4244 6 жыл бұрын
Even if batman can do all that stuff he is justa rich guy. He isn't going to last long doing all those ridiculous things like bench pressing a thousand pounds. I know its possible but your veins can explode. So edventaly experts say that batman will only do this for 10 years
@KevinSmithfield-q5c
@KevinSmithfield-q5c 23 күн бұрын
You're just upset on how weak you are
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