Talking Flower Insult Compilation (Written by YOU!!)

[@doogtoons]

Which is YOUR favorite insult? Or do you have another one to share with us?

[@nedfaither205]

Your existence is God's accident is wild. I would have sent him to god

[@EeveeDraws]

0:36 it’s so funny 😂

[@superTC2009]

"your mom"

[@REALrileyishere]

“Your coins are worthless. Just like you!”

[@EeveeDraws]

You pick up coins like your dad picked up the milk

[@Goomba1309]

Canon Talking Flowers: being friendly and encouraging Fanon Talking Flowers:

[@JoshuaThompson-ut4fb]

Fr

[@ivo_robotnik]

That other taking flower: death threats

[@royalpain9281]

And then there’s Flowey the Flower =)

[@Muho_is_me]

​​@@royalpain9281"see that mushroom?.. go eat it (points at a goomba)"

[@CinzaChumbo]

@@Muho_is_me Ooh, that one is just evil 😂 (Could also be done with a poison/rotten mushroom 😈💀)

[@fabienshowtime2002]

"YOU'RE STILL CHASING THE SAME CHICK AFTER THIRITY YEARS? REALLY?" WAS SO GOOD 0:32

[@wstchwstchwstch]

0:50 dude... no need to make my phone charger even worse than it is...

[@Akin25700]

Exactly bro.😭😭😭

[@RubbaFrog]

That's just downright evil not even Satan would do it

[@NicholasVetter-sy8io]

That’s…not even mean. That’s just malicious.

[@STD64Productions]

0:08 “There I am, Gary! There I am!”

[@OllieAnimator]

I’m there too lol

[@STD64Productions]

@@OllieAnimator I actually didn’t come up with the insult, it was actually from the Annoying Orange.

[@camlol28]

Cool fact

[@lamppost101]

DeShawnTheGBGuy? More like DeShawnTheStupidGuy!

[@johnjennyglotfelty3338]

DISNEY IT’S YOU

[@KenMasters.]

In case there is another skit based on Super Mario World: "Hey, Mario! Robin called, he wants his cape back."

[@DianObsidian]

Damn!

[@blacksheepdg]

"obesity can be a real health hazard" -talking flower 2024

[@Itsamethekid]

Finally one you should actually listen to

[@martintheyoshi5930]

Nikocado Avocado was really 2 Steps ahead when he heard that.

[@Medachod]

0:13 should've been "...even Garfield wouldn't eat it!" to work as an insult. I could see someone who is feeling down instead receiving a ray of hope in knowing their culinary arts bear fruit to one individual.

[@jjh123go69]

1:33 words can’t describe how excited I was after seeing my insult in your video I just can’t thank you enough 😊

[@doogtoons]

Happy to hear it!! Thank you for your contribution!!

[@fr33xp.xēn]

​@@doogtoonsAugust 12th 2036 the heat death of the universe

[@Pacman.3129]

This flower hates me

[@Super_toaster64]

No, actually he hates mario

[@Pacman.3129]

@@Super_toaster64 I know,I was joking

[@DavidTooCrazy]

​@pacman.3129 what are you doing here 💀

[@Pacman.3129]

@@DavidTooCrazy Hey

[@da_gfy_man]

@@Pacman.3129hi

[@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn]

here's one to add: "You don't deserve insults that are relevant to the situation."

[@fazdude3118]

0:50 is the most wicked and hate-filled one of all.

[@gamindanny2773]

I hate that flower for thissss!!!!!!! 😭😭

[@PsalmJNFano]

1:06 what happened on that day, i mean what did he do

[@sahmedrb]

Nothing that day did he do, someone spread the iso of new super mario bros wii somehow bcuse some teenage store worker let him buy it cuz his wtch was off, and then he gave like a million people the iso so thats what

[@Thatcoolguyishere]

Nintendo supported peta

[@KhielleJones]

Type in August 14 2009. You will know what happened.

[@TCBlueFire]

At the end of the video. Mario should've paused and disabled the talking flower and the flower should've said "was it something i said?"

[@41_TheSocietyMaster-t9f]

These insults are fire! But lemme see if mines would make it to the next insult challenge: Oh wow! You got a fire flower power-up! But you haven't been cooking anything these past few days, so what's the point of you using the power-up, anyways? To try to roast the shit out of Bowser? I bet you couldn't even light a goomba on fire!

[@visualgagging]

whoevers voicing the Talking Flowers sounds surprisingly accurate

[@visualgagging]

also, screw it. here's one i came up with: "see you again sometime! cuz you're definitely gonna die in the next 20 seconds"

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Nobody: Flowey’s alcoholic cousin:

[@TheKing_hasRisen]

"You are the sun of my life, now get 93 million miles away from me" ☠☠☠💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠

[@Spookymansion52]

That one killed me

[@TheKing_hasRisen]

@@Spookymansion52 Really? Damn

[@Millymullfoxyblueagain]

0:46 joke is that the second one is harder

[@ghostlywindsChao]

The peach going out with sonic one hit hard gawd damn LOL

[@doogtoons]

I feel you bro

[@fr33xp.xēn]

​@@doogtoonsHey Apple

[@phabrick8r21]

​@@doogtoonsis this where Manic and Amy come from in the one 90s anime? Now I'm suspicious

[@Superstar5_]

Mario will always have Pauline as backup.

[@storminlogan1878]

And I thought he was taken

[@woag850]

1:25 WHOA I GOT IN! NO WAY!

[@kenthuang436]

Here’s my flower insult written especially for Daisy: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sorry to say that Peach will always be better than you!

[@ChrisHinners008]

0:30 True... He's been stopping bowser and saving peach for like 30 years and hasn't even moved up in the relationship.

[@Duuxling]

1:07 “I know what you did on august 14 2009 Mario.” HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT DID HE DO-

[@Mariofan71969]

Mario made a 4th anniversary of Mario wiki

[@OllieAnimator]

It’s kinda confusing in a 1985 game ngl. Ik it’s a mod, but it’s just feels off…

[@melonstuff9creative]

flower: oh hello mario! i bet your pillow is hot in both sides!

[@thecryoside]

Gonna throw a devastating insult I'm going to regret saying... "you didn't live up to the potential Mr. Rogers saw in you"

[@jaredjoe133]

August 13, 2009 is my birthday so I’m scared now

[@milesfreilich968]

Im going to wish you happy birthday on that day. It's coming up, so get ready.

[@milesfreilich968]

On second thought, nevermind.

[@BubbamanM]

You are exactly 1 year older than me

[@LunarTFM]

Cool, mine is May 24th 2000

[@ZacharyRalphFan2013]

I Was Born September 10th 2013 Because I’m Slightly Young

[@NyanCatGaming]

I’ve got one: even bob ross couldn’t call you a happy little accident he could only call you a mistake. So how’d I do?

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Short version: even to Bob Ross you're a mistake.

[@Pixelusually]

"With how many bricks you bump your head into, it makes sense how stupid you are" the flower

[@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu]

0:37 Don't people refer to that as a bad thing?

[@BillyGamingVRC]

"Ya know.. peppino spaghetti is way faster then you, he can even beat you in a race!"

[@AnthonyPortonovajr-ee9ye]

I have one. "Warp zone is not worth the time. Why use it anyway? To cheat the game?"

[@FoxieTheWordCapitalizer]

MY IDEA: "Prsh… What Are Your Fireballs Supposed To Be? Italian Spicy Meatballs?"

[@Heroas_Hamseros]

Bahahahaha! Good one!

[@FoxieTheWordCapitalizer]

@@Heroas_Hamseros Thanks, Unfortunately I Came Too Late… 😔

[@hyperfairy7779]

"You should go back to space, the mushroom kingdom would be a better place with you out of this world"

[@ihopesprunkilastsforever]

When Mario steps on goomba, talking flower uses an insult: Looks like Mario stepped on poop!

[@ghettostuntabulious]

MBJ turned Chauntè out with the quickness. 🤣🤣🤣

[@loganstack-vp8iq]

Hey, Doogtoons! This insult is: "Did you know that I mother ****ing love Tiny Tina from Borderlands?"

[@superTC2009]

"just play the second game if youre this bad at this one" *ok*

[@brodynicholas80]

1:22 that’s me!

[@ahmethacikasimoglu5819]

It ain't original

[@brodynicholas80]

@@ahmethacikasimoglu5819 I know

[@CabbageSalesman]

​@@ahmethacikasimoglu5819 maybe not, but it was still pretty funny

[@ahmethacikasimoglu5819]

@@CabbageSalesman yup

[@2DCheese]

Ok but that was actually hilarious

[@immortalfrieza]

"You are such an IDIOT!" -Talking Flower. "In this world, it's kill or be killed." -Talking Flower. Wait, wrong talking flower.

[@Flubberry_]

its kill or- kill- kill or be- kill or kileld be- be killed or kil- WHY CANT I SAY IT???

[@JustSomeRandomPeople-Microwave]

@@Flubberry_If undertale was realistic reference lol

[@RaceBandit]

@@Flubberry_ | Asriel tested positive for- wait, wrong meme.

[@bestcatever-ko9xl]

insult idea: "thirty years? really? i mean, suddenly peach gets kidnapped longer than usual and know bowser has kids? she clearly cheated but you're still chasing her?"

[@leonelsantamaria8124]

Peach shows Sonic over Mario because Sonic does it faster more than Mario LOL

[@AccelerateHedge]

Man, Sonic sure has a thing for human princesses.

[@Itsamethekid]

I've always been more of a SEGA person but Peach going out with Sonic instead of Mario? That's outright MEAN

[@GreekShinobi223]

This video is basically how people who hated the Talking Flowers in Mario Wander saw them as

[@lukascase5054]

Insult idea: "Your salami is smaller than a Goomba!"

[@ht82smash]

That SEGA one. DAMN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the_mightyest_7790]

I mean, he’s not wrong, if he likes it then I’m not complaining(I like sega too because of Sonic)

[@jackebicdude536]

Here's a talking flower insult specifically for luigi: "So you're saying that you're number-a 1?, keep talking to yourself. You're number-a 0!"

[@paulgnanguenon1333]

Mario’s response: and you’re just an annoying orange reject

[@R3TR0Guest]

Mario: Fire! (yeets fireball) Flower: (insert disintegrating emoji scream)

[@Princessfirefox21]

I was laughing hard on this video! It’s so funny. I hope there’s more in the future.

[@JoaquínRamos-h2f]

0:05 I read that as "*smashed*" instead of "jumped" 💀🤨

[@BackToThatGuy]

it got personal after the phone charger bit

[@SuperMario_120YT]

“You’ve been playing too much games, GO TOUCH GRASS” my cousin: make me

[@LF21Hungry]

talking flower: "i've heard what they said. and hey, im not like the others, im really sorry you're being treated like this, man." *mario jumps 2 times, appreciating a talking flower being kind for once, and goes further* the next talking flower mario comes across: "how about you date that on-" the previous talking flower: "GOD DAMMIT SHU-"

[@AlNimation64]

If I wrote one: “Oh, never mind! Party isn’t canceled, the clown just arrived!”

[@marissawolff8491]

I'm actually gonna use that insult on Discord, thanks!

[@awesomeman235ify4]

"I hope your phone charger needs to be changed at a certain angle!" Ouch.

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Talking Flower Insult Compilation (Written by YOU!!) Momentum 100

[@kylan429]

1:25 i think we're gonna need that uzi from the other mario Bros vid

[@ProudOrbit217]

For some reason my mind thought it was TheOdd1sOur voice speaking the flowers🤣 These entries were incredible! This was awesome!

[@cube.comment]

"Obesity can be a real health hazard" Talkin Flower Is Talkin Facts 🥳🥳

[@2ThumbsUpInc]

I love the insults that are just telling someone they know what they did on a very specific date.

[@StevieTheBeavie]

''Your Salami is smaller than a goomba'' -Talking Flower

[@BlueBlur2010]

“Bro’s built like a 1x1 Lego piece”

[@AyaanMuhammadHussain7]

Me: Insult me as hard as you can, weed. Talking Flower: What you gonna do, you piece of an abused tree? Me: sprays weedkiller on the Talking Flower

[@silviaaDE666]

this flower hates us

[@icecremmester]

“thankfully flowers can’t smell.”

[@amazingfireboy1848]

"A brain-sucker is on your head! Wanna know what it's doing? Starving."

[@TheMasterMoose]

0:50 THAT IS CRUEL. There was a time where I had to put my phone in ONE EXACT spot for it to charge. It was like finding the area in a Zelda puzzle.

[@lindseyfamily1962]

Idea: "Man, this game is BORING. Wanna play Sonic the Hedgehog?"

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

0:30 this flower isn't even insulting him, he's looking after him

[@PaintyMations757]

"Peach just called, She said she's going out with sonic because he does it faster"

[@Eltodofan_95]

What did mario do on August 14 2009?

[@alilgamergaming]

Mario's Comeback: "Says the guy who Can't even move. "Watch This" "A Video on how to be nicer! You could learn something"

[@Calebthegreat07]

My insult: Going after peach again? Didn't you have an affair with daisy? Its no wonder you have to pay child support!

[@TailsBacon]

Flower:Bro is still getting the same chick after years. Like take a break jump man!

[@Black_hole5]

"Why dont you go work at the sewers overblown wha- *causally dies* "

[@CoolAlex-lb7ts]

"okay, where did I leave the weed killer?"

[@FatalityOfficialhashtag0860]

August 14, 2009 was a 2009 Hudson River mid-air collision incident.

[@derek-64]

Still chasing the same girl after 30 years? Gotta admire his persistence.

[@TH-jq1dt]

heres one "you wouldnt even make it past 1-1 in the lost levels!"

[@Woody4444]

We need talking flowers like this

[@WilliamDearthwd]

One insult could be. "Princess and Bowser have binge-drinked champagne when they win Grand Prix." 🍾

[@SmashFan3095.]

“He does it faster” 💀☠️

[@fourlikeskids]

"Enough of saving that princess, why not just go away?"

[@regiboi7709]

Joke's on you, I prefer my pillow to be warm.

[@RadRaptor152]

Mario: "yes hello, i'd like to trade these 100 coins for some weedkiller instead"

[@KodenEdwards]

I have one! “Just get back to plumbing, you don’t even know how to, right?”

[@MF20122]

"I hope your feet grow every second so you'll never get shoes that fit you"

[@MarioGameSecrets]

This flower has better insults than half of the world.

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Back in the day we'll be dropping our Controllers in laughter.😂

[@mattsodano6264]

*Turns talking flower off* "What? Was it something I said?"

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

My cousin's back then would be cracking up so hard.😂

[@TheRandom1212Channel]

1:06 what did he did

[@ChocoDonut905]

A flood happened “Numerous county roads and area fields were overrun with flowing water.” -Google 2024

[@Ritahstped]

He broke spaghetti

[@Wario-The-Legend]

I didn't think mine was going to show up. Thanks Doog!

[@doogtoons]

Fo sho Wari-o!!

[@ahmethacikasimoglu5819]

What did it even mean

[@Zanimations324]

Mario then proceeds to bring the flower to bowser and make bowser eat the flower. Suffering for both of Mario’s enemies!

[@wunluvv21]

If you can’t do it correctly, maybe your touch sensor is outdated or you haven’t collected the Flashing Flower. To get it, you have to go through a secret pipe using the method in one of DoogToon’s shorts, then run to the back 5 times, and loop back to the start everytime. Remember, specifically move RIGHT when it strikes 069, otherwise the talking flower will roast you so hard you’ll cry to death. After that happens then at the 5th time, you get the Flashing Flower. Once you collect the flower, then do the method. i do not know why tis is here, it was supposed to be on the touch sensor short 💀

[@tdogfightr9022]

That was amazingly insulting!

[@doogtoons]

@@tdogfightr9022

[@YourBoiVinny]

Sonic “Sorry Mario But She’s My Girl Now“

[@brennan-p6j]

0:40 LADS LADS I FOUND HIM ITS THE BLIGGITY BLOKE THAT CANT GET ANY DAMSELS!!!

[@huneiii]

0:23 TRue

[@the_mightyest_7790]

Fr

[@LeoMorningstar953]

Idea: I bet your pillow cries at night.