If Videogames Were More Realistic (Compilation)

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Dr. Robotnik's golden idea of tricking Sonic into eating those enticingly delicious gold-plated lead rings thus resulting in Sonic slowly dying from contracting lead poison ran rings around all of the other contraptions he created with the purpose of defeating Sonic.

[@FTWDanzig]

I mean gold poisoning is also deadly...

[@intheftin2861]

Dont be a dragon hoarding shiny objects, it never ended well for anyone. And...how did u manage to swallow those rings without chocking on them?!?!?

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

@@FTWDanzig Gold isn't poisonous, it doesn't interact or break down in our digestive systems. It's sometimes used in fancy food and drinks, and you can buy alcohol with small pieces of gold in it. The thing you do have to worry about if you eat it is it getting stuck, if it's in big enough pieces.

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

@@intheftin2861 He's Gajeel but for gold, obviously.

[@MD-ex7cg]

@@FTWDanzig I've never heard of that. Are you sure it's real?

[@ryangainey94]

"Honestly, a history of incest explains a lot." This paired with the facial expressions gets me every time

[@cameronthebrony9161]

There's also King Kong. Could he be related?

[@ryangainey94]

@@cameronthebrony9161 In the actual lore of the games, King Kong is the original "Kong" to gain fame, and that's who Cranky Kong is. If you've ever listened to Cranky Kong talk about who he was when he was young, he's literally King Kong. And the "Baby Kong" or "Kong Junior" from the 1980's after "Kong" was such a big hit? That's Donkey Kong as a baby.

[@cameronthebrony9161]

@@ryangainey94 I had a feeling because there's no way it could've been a coincidence

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@ryangainey94 that's, like, entirely wrong. King Kong is in no way related to the Kongs from Nintendo games, Miyamoto just thought that "Kong" meant "ape". The Donkey Kong we see in the current games and Smash is Donkey Kong III. Cranky is Donkey Kong I, the one from the original 1981 arcade game with Mario. Donkey Kong, Jr. is either DK's father or uncle, but it's never been confirmed which.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@cameronthebrony9161 except he was wrong about literally every single sentence.

[@AuRoaraAnimations]

“oh god, why arent these feral wild animals lining up for individual battles?” -That was hilarious 😂

[@DeathUsagi]

Funny thing is how horde battle is a thing in Pokemon 6th Gen....

[@greyhunter6820]

Your stepped on my son Guys get this bastard

[@solounwapodemuchos]

I think legend arceus will be like that

[@jaygooese4242]

Is it wrong to laugh when Pac-Man gets full and then pukes? 8:08

[@erainmartinez8175]

why does that make me laugh? 8:08

[@AssortedGarbage23]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="270">4:30</a> both the voice acting and the character movements are incredibly well done here

[@jadetealaaron2003]

"You goddamn molestasaurus Rex" Is still funny to me

[@alexthefox1175]

It is even tho I don’t get it Yoshi is atcually a monolophosaurus

[@jaygooese4242]

The cops came out of nowhere 0:02

[@scrunkly9475]

@@alexthefox1175 bruh

[@_TheHolyPeanut]

@@alexthefox1175 bro. 🤦‍♂️

[@alexthefox1175]

@@_TheHolyPeanut what? I watch game theory

[@alangivens]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="224">3:44</a> You know, I think spraying urine on stuff is probably the most normal thing that you can do.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I did once. By accident. Why do women think it’s easy for us men to pee standing up?

[@Fan-imator]

the funny this is Foxes actually eat Hedgehogs

[@Bacteriaboi29]

@@crimsonmaelstrom573that’s part of the reason I always piss sitting,the other part is because my body goes *CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* when I try to stand pee

[@ImPurpleAnimations]

4:33 He sounds like Deadpool 😂😂

[@wellIhavenothingbettertodo]

​@@crimsonmaelstrom573Men have years of training. They can control it

[@starburst98]

Fun fact, the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, and all the test subjects died horribly, so it is a realistic outcome for everyone besides samus and the chozo.

[@RealGateGuardian]

Who would have thought child Samus receiving Chozo blood would help her use their tech safely

[@xwingknight]

@@RealGateGuardianthe Chozo I guess

[@Tailslol]

Well if you look at the logs in the game you learn that Samus is transformed in pure energy in morph ball,you can actually see the glowing core of the ball that leave a constant trail.

[@ChrisHinners008]

@@Tailslolthat sounds worse.

[@ImPurpleAnimations]

1:41 1:44 This is basically Robot Chicken if it used the original sprites music etc of the characters

[@miksterias]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="400">6:40</a> Link’s health bar flashes with every chest compression

[@thewoonely]

nobody likes this comment from 8 months ago

[@thewoonely]

Cuz 69

[@emilymations]

One more like and the 8-bit counting system is out. edit: it's out already

[@rb4632]

Cool detail

[@Jennyb195]

Lol

[@williamzeo2493]

Silly Dorkly, "huh neat" never lost their shine.

[@sparkybig9799]

I agree with yo sexy ass self ma dawg

[@Asian_guy-n2r]

😛

[@coachlombardi9657]

200th thumbs up and agreed.

[@ImPurpleAnimations]

7:12 He skipped the entire game ☠️

[@andrewhunt1328]

To be fair, Sonic is the one who threw the fit and said no, not dorkly. 😂

[@owengonzalez6819]

“Were… were you just in my mom’s room?” She doesn’t have a room. They were in the kitchen.

[@Tonatact]

I can't decide if them being in the kitchen makes it more or less f'ed up than the bedroom.

[@ryanschwartz4959]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="214">3:34</a> Okay, the Archie Sonic comic did demonstrate that Knuckles and other echidnas came from eggs, but even then, that should just be limited to female echidnas (i.e. Knuckles' mother).

[@metazoxan2]

also HE is the last of his kind ... so even if we imagine Knuckles is secretly female .... there is no father.

[@Enja_Near]

Same goes for Sonic. Males would definitely 86 their kids, but only moms eat them.

[@jadetealaaron2003]

@@Enja_Near So that's what happened to Manic and Sonia

[@chrishakala528]

@@metazoxan2 Technically no. There are other living Echidnas, their entire society just decided to hide from him. It is incredibly weird.

[@starkiller1289]

@@chrishakala528 Man he really is the unfavorite. Got his own race to disown him for little to no reason.

[@gracieisback08]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="168">2:48</a> "Huh. Maybe a mute child, who has never seen battle of any kind, isn't the best candidate to go on a giant adventure. Anyways, i'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain"

[@nesbros2787]

Top 10 famous quotes

[@Timothy-li1rc]

I was literally about to type that-..

[@alexandraadamus3131]

Are we just not gonna talk about how link was literally about to get a SPIDERS eggs LAYED IN HIS BRAIN. If anyone has seen Aliens, you know how disturbing it is to see some creepy creature burst out of a humans chest. If you didn’t feel bad for link in this scene, I’m afraid you might not be well. (Im joking of course)

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Like number 222

[@emilythezeldafan848]

*anyways, I'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain*

[@g-burtfred1106]

Missed a "huh, neat" opportunity at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="453">7:33</a>. Sonic should've helped Robotnik, but backs away and says, "Naw, heat!"

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Oh, that's gold. Well, lead painted to look golden, at least.

[@Mimi._.Haruno_]

@@pkmntrainermark8881 JAIL- 💀

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@pkmntrainermark8881 AHAHAHH

[@MrPhantaze]

there's nothing neat in what he witnessed

[@cagatayreysen]

He was traumatised

[@TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> that transition tho

[@mattiekarwin3667]

Actually Samus could fit into the morph ball uninjured realistically. Contortionists are fuckin' wild

[@BobbinRobbin777]

Plus she’s half bird-person i guess

[@BenSchappacher]

I mean, the morph ball is about 3 feet tall, and Samus is 6’3” canonically.

[@icyatlasartworks]

She might have lightly malleable bones, plus they aren't really like human bones because she is probably more bird than regular person by now.

[@northwindkey]

@@icyatlasartworks After Fusion she's also part Space Jellyfish... Y'know Metroid is pretty f*ckin weird when you think about it.

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@northwindkey yeah, and I don't even want to get into everything that happens in dread, I feel like this entire series is just one long acid trip that Samus forgot to come down from

[@brickmasterthe83rd]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="150">2:30</a> Mario was lucky to have Luigi show up. This scene was still very funny tho

[@brickmasterthe83rd]

Why did he think a tornado wasn't gonna kill him?

[@shanelee5874]

Probably from many years of working in a land full of potentially poisonous mushrooms​@@brickmasterthe83rd

[@enigmatic2878]

I still can't get over how they said "flame blast" instead of fire blast.

[@christianschoff2490]

A flame blast would be any Fire type attack.

[@NerfPlayeR135]

Fire Blast is a Pokemon move. Flame Blast is a Megaman weapon.

[@alangivens]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="416">6:56</a> If this is supposed to be realistic, Mario's face would not be the only thing that's burning off.

[@nathanielbass771]

thinking back, it might be because he looked at the angry sun directly and not because he got close, but idk XD

[@pejutalittleelk1236]

35th like

[@williammcdermott8692]

YEAH

[@renaguerrero]

His skeleton nor his clothes would even be a thing

[@ryannoluck29]

yeah he would just disintegrate

[@dukeemuekpere1344]

My favourite part is Sub Zero's reaction to that punch. Also, a plumber probably can't replace a good old doctor.

[@williamjacobs]

He's the only one in-network and accepting new patients.

[@CurlyFromTheSwirly]

​@williamjacobs Dr Robotnik is also accepting new patients.

[@hectorsanta76]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="581">9:41</a> He sounds like Tails

[@CruzingAroundTheBlock]

He does!

[@BLP_Memes]

Ikr

[@LemmyInne0k]

Or ash

[@hectorsanta76]

@@LemmyInne0k ash ketchum? Yeah kinda

[@pixelcat29]

Instead Dorkly tails sounds like a middleage man.

[@manoftheusajones5147]

That's what Samus gets for wanting to be a Transformer!

[@sirgrantelton1081]

The DK incest one was so accurate. Explains Chunky Kong perfectly.

[@mcexplorerplays3848]

And Lanky Kong

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

Singing staying alive while trying yo revive Link is now my new favourite Dorkly gag

[@smallfire93]

Actually, doing that while performing chest compressions helps you stay in tempo. I learned that in CPR class.

[@fabianpena3671]

Fax!

[@Aaron17988]

Sonic :no thanks i already died

[@RabblesTheBinx]

​@@smallfire93 yep. Another option is "Another One Bites the Dust".

[@channelj.m.h254]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="399">6:39</a> Fairy is a natural born reviver, and she can be both cute and funny while trying to bring Link back to life.

[@neuralinferno1765]

......cute.....and......FUNNY?! 😭

[@genreproductions2706]

“Hello, in today’s documentary we’re going to walk you through how realistic video games get”

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

1%, so the first part is 12%

[@the.realzh]

"Now excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" best quote

[@The-Rguy]

Kong is just their version of Jones or Smith very common last name but still a solid joke

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Kong is the ruling (and only) family for hundreds of years. Innocence ruined.

[@AngelEmfrbl]

Its the name of their tribe... their entire tribe are all kongs

[@ez_company9325]

That till doesnt explain how they all have the same grandfather.

[@OrpheasVIPC]

@@ez_company9325 aunts and uncles?

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@OrpheasVIPC they'd still be cousins

[@thegamerator10]

"You really think I can afford infinite gold rings?!" But... infinite gold rings costs the same price as infinite lead rings.

[@tfordham13]

Actually no infinite gold rings will cost more than infinite gold plated lead rings

[@renakunisaki]

I'm no mathemagician but I think infinity times 1 and infinity times 2 are both infinite

[@danielpeare8364]

So, are we not going to talk about how both Houndoom and Herdier are below the lvl they first evolve at?

[@andrewmiller5126]

And? In Yellow you can catch a Pidgeotto in Viridian Forest. That's obviously way below the level it evolves from Pidgey at.

[@oceanman2398]

*insert b2w2 iris with lvl 50 hydreigon and pokemon shield currsola in alistor gym fight* first time?

[@andrewmiller5126]

@@oceanman2398 And Bw Drayden/Iris with Haxorus.

[@Necro2Mutou]

And falkner from gold/silver has a pidgeotto way before you can evolve pidgey into it. This isn't the first time this has happened.

[@someoneslightlystupid]

Sus

[@drewba7741]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> That vet's going to be feeling that burn for quite a while...

[@thunder_wolf23]

I see you've read the Pokedex

[@Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER]

“That vet’s going to be feeling the pure fat free milk for quite a while…”

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

Them puppies are gonna be combusting out the other end.

[@aeon87]

So, will we ever have a 100% realistic video game or is that just real life? If so, I want a refund.

[@starkiller1289]

@@thehentaimaster4457 But no option to continue once you quit.

[@Morboeatspeople]

There's always good ole Desert Bus.

[@intheftin2861]

The only game to get to 100% realistically is ddlc...would anyone like to volunteer to be hung, shot, stabbed, and to be erased by a vat of acid?? If not, we will never reach this quota (also i highly recommend to avoid doing this, if u do decide to, please note there will be no video live of such events taking place)

[@atheist2025]

Tier zoo. It’ll make you feel better

[@GabePuratekuta]

Prof. Oak is the only one in these vids that's 100% realistic.

[@djmac8537]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="14">0:14</a> I was always wondering how Samus was even able to do this. But now I know what will happen in the realistic way.

[@ez_company9325]

well if we are talking realistic.... there shouldve been a bloody (and other bodily fluids) froth coming from the ball.... I mean her volume goes from 100% to like 15%.... all the liquid in her body would be squeezed out like a dirty rag. It would make a good MK3 Fatality.

[@jorodmar69]

All her bones are broken aka dead and also definitely not able to speak

[@avremirine8986]

In Metroid Prime when you read the Space Pirates research at Phazon Mines they say they tried to replicate the morphball technology, but failed because it was crushing their bodies.

[@Adamlatoz-dsx4n]

I know how it works: The Suit puts a Bone melter in the suit and whenever you get out of ball form it builds back the body

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Can "Dorkly Channel" create a film series "Pokemon meets their Mega Evolutions"?

[@molcatz9634]

Second this idea!

[@coolman845]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="540">9:00</a> Sonic didn't arrive because he had to do two movies called Sonic hedgehog 1 and 2 defeating doctor Robotic aka actor Jim Carrey 🤣👍

[@blank2276]

They forget that eggman is using animals as a power source until they slowly die Link is a reincarnating badass who has the combined skills of all his past lives

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

PIts realistic, not lore accurate, lol

[@blank2276]

And Samus was gene modded to be able to roll into a ball

[@blank2276]

And subzero is able to break platinum

[@nathanielbass771]

@@blank2276 diamond too

[@blackdiamondexpress1889]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="296">4:56</a> this one had me dying😂😂😂

[@AngelEmfrbl]

Kong is their tribe name. There's quite a few of them in the tribe.

[@greyhunter6820]

I'll never get tired of these

[@nakkharieh7627]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="440">7:20</a> broo I CANT GET THE SEAT BELT OFF

[@USAOF]

7:33 On a cast. To leave the crime scene , nobody Has to see him He has to have a new identity

[@Arcticgreen]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="450">7:30</a>, I actually imagine Robotnic (I refuse to call him Eggman) making a robotic version of himself to crash and burn and cry for mercy all to trick Sonic, or anyone really, into helping him.

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

I guess old habits die hard but some people say his full name is Robotnik Eggman just to troll XD

[@chrislecount6212]

I call him Eggman/Robotnik. Hey, Sega seems inconsistent on what his actual name is

[@hydellas678]

And I'm of the minority who refuses to call him Robotnik 😅.

[@kingnijalitythegrate2719]

you just did

[@bobalicous7743]

Isn’t that what Doctor Wily (from Mega Man) did?

[@FridayNightStreamz]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="561">9:21</a> now that is realistic

[@NightShadow720]

Here ya go! The percentage of how realistic video games have become: 1) 10% 2) 11% 3) 13% 4) 69% 5) 35% 6) 22% 7) 25%

[@kingzak13]

I doubt any one would be interested, but that totals up to 185% additional realness.

[@Theadvertisementman3]

@@kingzak13 cool

[@numcookie1344]

4) Nice.

[@yoshidinono8095]

Neat...

[@mizukittyakinyama]

@@yoshidinono8095 huh, neat

[@drewba7741]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> I like how the cloud's facial expression changes lol

[@tastegamingsucks3240]

Bro This Was So Good.... So REALISTIC

[@coned-up]

“Anyway, I’m gonna go lay eggs in his brain” is the most underrated sentence in HISTORY Edit: 90 Likes!? I never expected this! Thank you all so much!

[@alexandraadamus3131]

I know right?! It’s so gross to think about!

[@samhershey4644]

Realistically though, the arrow should have still gotten to the hostile "untrained children" can still shoot an arrow amazing distances. Hitting the target, or doing so with enough oomph to cause damage, that is another story

[@Caporai]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> is still one of my favorite.

[@cansewa6296]

Which one The PokeBall one Or The Egg Mobile crashing one

[@Caporai]

@@cansewa6296 egg mobile.

[@theBigA1992]

@@CaporaiYou mean 7:16-7:36. Sonic shouldn’t feel guilty for what he did. Dr. Eggman was evil and deserved to die.

[@angeljonlukeyt99]

​@@theBigA1992it was too far

[@s3ns3i19]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="460">7:40</a> is too funny! I don't know why I love hearing those manic screams. It cracks Me up! LMFAO! 😂

[@denzr1238]

I know, right? Mario is both confused and uncaring about it.

[@msthecommentator2863]

And the look on the cloud's face when it lands...classic 😂

[@darkfent]

Wow so realistic for a compilation, it even got a sponsor segment

[@jonnnnniej]

Isn't it nice one of my favorite channels can make awesome, free content for me by getting some sponsorships coins!

[@auqajenkins3411]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="411">6:51</a> Raiders Of The Lost Ark Reference.

[@g-burtfred1106]

At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="231">3:51</a>, the the Dorkly coin rings, you see for a split second the old Dorkly sign, then revert to the new D sign. Huh, neat.

[@8..3..4]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="570">9:30</a> stop being so entitled. It actually belongs to jumpman. Plot twist

[@thunder_wolf23]

"I a-told you to wear the goggles"

[@M0gM00gle]

Say you were born in the 90s without saying you were born in the 90s- Thinking men in the 80s wouldn't wear pink. Everything in the 80s was either neon lime green or hot pink. EVERYTHING.

[@lucideirune1635]

It seems Gamefreak liked the idea of wild Pokémon attacking the trainer. They can now do this in the Legend of Arceus.

[@jen-qb3my]

Every death in this animation <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="18">0:18</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="97">1:37</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="116">1:56</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="149">2:29</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="201">3:21</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="267">4:27</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="399">6:39</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="415">6:55</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="425">7:05</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="434">7:14</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="464">7:44</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="489">8:09</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="604">10:04</a> <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="652">10:52</a>

[@theironslender1797]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="500">8:20</a> did you just come out of my moles house? Best part

[@JJ_R]

Sonic didn’t want to do “Huh, neat”, so Robotnik did it in the end!

[@HarmonyBunny]

Because he's dead.

[@LSF17]

@@HarmonyBunny exactly

[@STEEZY_TREV16]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="652">10:52</a> even if they were moving really quickly, I doubt 2 fluffy fox tails could cut someone's head off

[@nathanielbass771]

depends upon the speed they're rotating at. Force = mass x acceleration . There was some different formula for impact that involves the surface area, but I do not know that one. Fun fact, this is why Ant-man moves slowly. If he moves fast, his body will tear through anything it touches because his mass does not change

[@JaydLikesArt]

Also in the game his tail instantly destroys robots and​ does damage to bosses @@nathanielbass771

[@renakunisaki]

I doubt they'd function as helicopter blades either

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="106">1:46</a> Houndoom vs. Herdier, that is Nightmare Fuel!!

[@intheftin2861]

Just think of a houndoom with a mighteyana...

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

@@intheftin2861 Oh GOD!! Mightyena vs. Herdier is even WORSE!!

[@intheftin2861]

Thats why i said houndoom, both wouldve been fighting but u had to make a dumb 3 way streak didntcha????!!!!?? Look at the pile up mess u did im out *puts shotgun to head*

[@intheftin2861]

Wait all dog types love herdier..hornier literally in name nooo!!!

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

@@intheftin2861 Either way, Houndoom vs. Mightyena wouldn't be that different. Just Nightmare Fuel.

[@klaytonparker9061]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="518">8:38</a> funniest part for me

[@cream1354]

LMAO

[@SmashHit_Pro2010]

Were...

[@Drixenol86]

I’ve always wondered how Samus can morph into a ball without breaking every bone in her body.

[@intheftin2861]

Saw some that mentioned some sort of alien DNA she has inside of her, also we cant roll into perfect balls but we can roll about egg-like which is pretty close to a ball

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Yeah, what that other person said, pretty sure there's a GameTheory about that from a few years ago, I think it was a "The SCIENCE of..." episode but check the other playlists if you don't find it. ...If you wanna watch it, that is.

[@darkriversaben9163]

Bird magic

[@BenSchappacher]

Well, the morph ball is 3’ tall, and Samus is 6’3”. It isn’t that hard to fit into it. I think the morph ball is like a casing that goes around her when she crouches

[@nthgth]

I just chalk it up to highly advanced biomechanical technology.

[@cup-o-joe4679]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="552">9:12</a> lol meta commentary on how many times sega has used green hill zone

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

Haa! There should definitely be a series for this topic, i think it would allow for some funny creativity. 😄👍

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Please look up the word compilation in the dictionary.

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric i know what the word Compilation mean Jerk. That doesn't mean they made an actual Series out of it. Please go be ridiculous somewhere else.

[@sharynkerr8378]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="393">6:33</a> Skip sponsor

[@Joshuathepixolotl]

Thank you.

[@brunocamposquenaoeoyoutuber]

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[@_Shay_]

I will never understand the thought process of the person that comes up with getting mauled by pidgeys and rattatas is the realistic outcome.

[@intheftin2861]

Pidgeys no unless u mess with their nest. Rattatas & raticates yes because a swarm of rats will overpower and eat anyone or anything just by sheer numbers, or if the intended prey is injured/helpless

[@nathanielbass771]

depends upon what lore or interpretation of Pokemon you are going with. In the Manga, for instance, it's explained that all Pokemon view humans as a threat, so they attack and this is why Humans can not do much without having at least one on hand. As for getting mauled, quick attack was something akin to moving from zero to mach speed for ordinary speed pokemon, Pidgey can create tornadoes, and rattatas can chew through just about anything

[@jacks1368]

Funny thing is, when the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, the testers DID end up breaking every bone in their bodies.

[@randomcontent6687]

The game that are 10% realistic is my favorite one

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Which is what? GTA?

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Bitlife?

[@paullangland6877]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="34">0:34</a> Little Mac is literally a professional boxer, he could kick those thugs' ass in a heartbeat.

[@OverZeelous]

Fists ain't doing shit to a dude with a gun or a weapon.

[@Goober17756]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="465">7:45</a> the poor cloud looking down

[@pejutalittleelk1236]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="309">5:09</a> Sweet Home Alabama

[@Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER]

Why 💀

[@Adamlatoz-dsx4n]

@@Sonic.ALTtheEMPORERSonic exe is less powerful than Sylv lol

[@Sonic.ALTtheEMPORER]

@@Adamlatoz-dsx4n Slvy? What’s that?

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Where the skies are so blue

[@yashaleo7]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="558">9:18</a> WRONG! Wrong Sir!! ‘Huh Neat’ will ALWAYS be Special 😆

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="217">3:37</a> Makes sense, because of the SEGA lore, in which Knuckles' the last echidna of his clan, he's finally learned how to repopulate.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

Pls bring this series back man

[@michaelsegal3558]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="630">10:30</a> Did Luigi say he’s going to miss Baby Mario’s bris? I didn’t know the Mario family was Jewish haha

[@olivesouch6423]

No, they're Italians.

[@michaelsegal3558]

@@olivesouch6423 yeah Luigi said he was the moil and what Italians can’t be Jewish?

[@strawzulusansundertalehorr7624]

@@olivesouch6423Buddy, are you actually that dense?

[@olivesouch6423]

@@strawzulusansundertalehorr7624 Not really, Mario and Luigi weren't Jewish. Including Mario's family.

[@chair98]

​@@olivesouch6423 can't you be Italian and Jewish

[@g-burtfred1106]

The original Donkey Kong, from 1981, is now Cranky Kong. His son, Donkey Kong Jr, is the short monkey who saves young Cranky from Mario, in 1982. DK Jr's son, Donkey Kong, is the star of Donkey Kong Country, in 1994, and has a nephew named Diddy Kong.

[@AngelEmfrbl]

Also kong isn't their surname... its the tribe name. Their all kongs. Don't ask.

[@intheftin2861]

So theyre a tribe of apes called kongs, wonder what other tribes are known as?? Can you ask Harambe what tribe he's from for me? Ty *pulls out a chainsaw*

[@ItzExboi]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="477">7:57</a> paceman starts

[@casualverse]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a>. It's NYC in the 1980s...You could just...wreck them Mac. Have doc leave before they pin it on him, but just crush them lmao.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

I know, right? Dude's a professional boxer, he could take those two loudmouthed punks with his lead hand tied behind his back.

[@Kpimpmaster]

@@RabblesTheBinx and get off on self-defense

[@brexwashere2077]

This was painful to watch <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="435">7:15</a> EDIT: sonics reaction was probalbly just like ours

[@pejutalittleelk1236]

25th like

[@dragonkidsstudios6856]

I was laughing.

[@williammcdermott8692]

​@@dragonkidsstudios6856you are f***** up

[@rockinggamerdude]

But sonic could’ve realistically yes this version for this channel he’s a bit of a douche bag. I think that’s a nice way to say it. But realistically he could save him.

[@Shield-Scope]

I felt bad for Robotnik…

[@spreadthetruth90]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="478">7:58</a> the most realistic one for me

[@ewanmcclanahan4161]

He ate 71 pellets.

[@pejutalittleelk1236]

So relatable

[@GalenNight]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="273">4:33</a> *DUUUUUUUUDE! I THINK I BROKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAND! SHIIIIIIIT! ICE IS SO MUCH HARDER THAN NOT ICE!*

[@Valhalla05]

CAN SOMEONE GOOGLE WEBMD?!

[@Kayla72360]

​@@Valhalla05 Ready for our double date?

[@True_Angelo]

Isn’t Sub Zero strong enough to break bricks? Why can’t he break ice?

[@GalenNight]

@@True_Angelo its supposed to be what happens in reality

[@SqweegeeYT]

@@Kayla72360You know it donkey! Me and Dixie Kong are super excited!

[@aureliamastergoomba1278]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="565">9:25</a> What happened is Donkey Kong messed up the metal bars, which caused sparks to appear in the oil which somehow caused the fire to come to life, and Jump Man has to save his girl

[@Totallyjohnhalo]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="286">4:46</a> sweet home Alabama stuff

[@StormySky48]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="143">2:23</a> why is that tornado have the sound queue to the opening of Ocarina of Time

[@apollolux]

The flute from Super Mario Bros 3 used the tune that originated from the flute in the first Legend of Zelda. Zelda had it first, so it belongs to Ocarina. Also, same composer, so he could put it in whatever game he wanted like KK does for his one particular song that's been in Mario Paint (an easter egg), Link's Awakening (an easter egg again), and Animal Crossing.

[@StormySky48]

@@apollolux what an informative answer. I appreciate it, thanks^^

[@toonlink5399]

You know, if the rings Sonic collected were actually onion rings, then that’d be AWESOME!

[@RandomUserInTheInternet123]

sonic 2 XL

[@LordKrhiyos]

In the last one is Robotnik still wearing his homemade “I got boned by the big dog” shirt?

[@garrettwilliams8273]

As Tails accidentally killed Sonic with his two Tails that powerful enough to carry him for half a minute that was neat

[@michaelsegal3558]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="533">8:53</a> that Sonic character reminds me of a robotic Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob

[@TheGooseGuy420]

It's crabmeat

[@michaelsegal3558]

@@TheGooseGuy420 I see

[@TheGooseGuy420]

@@michaelsegal3558 also it's one of Sonic's enemies

[@michaelsegal3558]

⁠@@TheGooseGuy420 I see as much as I like Sonic games and tv shows but I never had a Sega Genesis growing up I had more of the Nintendo products but I did know people who had a Sega Genesis rowing up though even though I personally never had one

[@chair98]

​@@michaelsegal3558 I don't know how you could spell "Genesis", that wrong

[@greatazuredragon]

A new Dorkly compilation. Neat.

[@alexthefox1175]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="59">0:59</a> that makes me laugh on the voice when he’s yelling

[@tomeenango2801]

Which game was it?? I remember playing it as a kid

[@alexthefox1175]

I think it’s street fighter

[@gahen8752]

@@alexthefox1175 Yeah, it's Street Fighter

[@mathiaslienafa789]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="281">4:41</a> i love dis part

[@robot_kunji]

That's some serious work right there!!! The video is rock as fire

[@patriciajarrach5253]

same as always. these compilations are the only thing keeping me from thinking you gave up on us.

[@TheBlueKing1997]

Since dorkly isn't dead can we please get a revamp series of if pokemon trainers were actually smarter. Need more scyther red love

[@noahpartic7586]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="404">6:44</a> "Help me break his sternum"...😆😱 I can't stop laughing, WTF is wrong with me?

[@championregion2078]

The one where luigi is stuck in traffic is hilarious 😂

[@jasonbethea7929]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="24">0:24</a> *Thug 1:* nice pink sweatsuit mr. fairy pants. Did your boyfriend make it for ya? *Thug 2:* ohohoho oh yeah we’re gonna show you to wear feminine clothing colors. *Little Mac:* oh crap that’s right it’s New York City in the 1980’s. Book it Doc! *Hops on Doc Louis’s bike*

[@gahen8752]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="98">1:38</a>: Robotnik: Heh. Neat! Guess I win!

[@Ninjagal22]

Tails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@michaelosborn6048]

Random stranger: oh sorry man I’m trying to get them fixed but blame faster the Vet it’s probably gonna be a minute

[@topical351]

Random Basketball player: *AH! A H H H H*

[@PhantomStar1987]

Luigi: I'm confused about Baby Mario. Is he you as a baby or is it a time travel thing?

[@Palmer-xe5dj]

How about Maniac Mansion? Dave: "Syd! Michael! Help!" Purple Tentacle: "To the dungeon, intruder!" (Syd & Michael rush in and all 3 grab PT) Syd: "Wrong! You're taking us to Sandy!" PT: "But... But how.." Dave: "Did you honestly think my friends were going to just stand still like statues and let you take me away?" Michael: "Yeah, really. Who do you think you're dealing with? The Lost Vikings?"

[@BobbinRobbin777]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="104">1:44</a> love the commentary by the textbox

[@IdgaradLyracant]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="30">0:30</a> I don't know if messing with a kid who is a trained boxer that, on the regular, bodies guys twice his weight while in the middle of a run when he's all warmed up. Soda Popinski is 6'6" and 248lbs. Mac is 5'7" and 107lbs. Oh and he's keeping pace with someone on a bike... Those two are at best 6ft.

[@Kyrumguy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="400">6:40</a> 😂😂😂

[@SeaShantyProductions]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="16">0:16</a> now I can morph into a ball! 🙂

[@Kayla72360]

*ball crashes*

[@TV-gv6kk]

​@@Kayla72360 All of my bones are broken. 😒

[@Kayla72360]

​@@TV-gv6kk *motivating music*

[@dragonkidsstudios6856]

@@Kayla72360 Nice pink sweatsuit, Mister Fairy-pants?

[@Zachary_makes_vid]

Did you're boyfriend make it for you?