Taming Dinosaurs With a Spotlight!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

[@thefaithslayer2553]

"I can't believe my low level mount died!" - The Neebs gang, for almost 10 years.

[@saramis_1776]

right? lol

[@urazz7739]

That and on top of that, they really don't take the mounts out for grinding sessions to level them up either.

[@GuppyFacesAreCute]

Its all part of the show guys, you really think they don't know how to use Google or have IQs in the 60s?

[@Atari5732]

Poor C Pap didn't stand a chance. I am still not 100% sure if he actually breathed like that due to some audio glitch and they went with it or if they just made the whole thing up. Either way he went hog wild at the end.

[@loganatort5883]

omg im sayin bruh

[@thethumper088]

The fact that it's been years and they don't know that better quality bows and rifles K.O. faster is just peak neebs gaming.😂 Never change, guys.

[@goreobsessed2308]

That explains so much I never got far in the game myself got distracted by other games so I didn't know either 😂

[@gingervikingjesus2351]

I've noticed they still do the extra damage to the potential tame.. At least the last time I played in S.E. anyway.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@jollabang9564]

@@gingervikingjesus2351 Yee, But the extra damage when using high-quality tranq weapons is almost unnoticable for generally every tame, The only time i'd say that a high level weapon isn't worth it for a tame is when taming penguins (old ark since you can now just claim their babies), and low level dinosaurs, But generally i've gone with the mindset that if my tranqs can kill a dinosaur, It aint worth it

[@urazz7739]

@@jollabang9564 I.E. low level tames. Usually when I'm searching for a specific creature to tame, I usually just clear the area of all creatures until I get a high level to spawn. It gets me plenty of meat/berries and it levels up my tamed creatures as well.

[@johnmccall4528]

You can also use a Frog's lick attack to tranq out dino's pretty quickly. They're even more effective than scorpions.

[@BigTv8power]

Karma! Kill a puppy, lose your bird! LOL

[@aaronfox805]

Perfectly said 😂

[@tetsuyaookami1526]

As a lover of wolves, I agree.

[@jlyvren89]

☠️

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

What is will Appsro and karma? It's like karma is on speed dial ready to bite him every time. Both here and 7 days to die. It is unfortunate that his bird was on passive. The spotlight part was funny.

[@MassimoRicciardi-y6k]

Evil as shit but ahahahahahahaha .

[@Hansbricks14]

Yes, ascendant rifles knock things out quicker. The more damage a rifle does, directly translates to torpor damage as well. So if you’re taming stuff, use the best rifles you have.

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

Careful though, the actual damage also increases at the same rate. Very weak enemies might die.

[@grudgebearer1404]

​@@tyeburch-bowser7311that's more a concern for bows and crossbows, darts have way too little damage, even an ascendant wouldn't do more than 100 damage easily.

[@FUGoogle-w5s]

@@tyeburch-bowser7311 so... same chance they die with weaker weapons

[@tyeburch-bowser7311]

@@grudgebearer1404 True

[@urazz7739]

@@tyeburch-bowser7311 If you have an ascendant long neck rifle with tranq darts, you shouldn't be wasting the durability and tranq darts on a low level creature to tame.

[@JonnySativaSeed23]

Look at Simon being responsible. If Minecraft Simon could see you now?

[@ShadoeSwopes-xk5gt]

Is simon OK? Like for real

[@cadaverouspawn]

He'd ask him for a pickaxe and food, complain about playing video games then go make an air bridge out of dirt.

[@adamsmall5598]

Minecraft Simon couldn't see him. He'd need to climb out of a hole and turn three degrees to the left, both tasks Minecraft Simon would struggle at so hard that modern Simon would get bored and wander off.

[@iller3]

To his credit... minecraft-Simon really had a knack for Chickens ... hordes and hordes of chickens

[@kadon_johnstone6122]

You guys should do a minecraft series again that was so good

[@kigstudios1604]

Thank you for the Saturday morning cartoons Neebs Gaming!

[@craighutchinson6097]

This is a great way to look at it. 😂 "Saturday Morning Cartoons"

[@sadomars2446]

@@craighutchinson6097 that’s what he said.

[@Adoniis101]

I miss Saturday morning cartoons 😢

[@Vigorous_Potato]

Damn, now I’m depressed.

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

Neebs Gaming Ark Death-Count. Across all maps. *SPOILERS BELOW* This episode: Simon: 2 Dora: 1 Neebs/Appsro: 0 Overall: Simon: 342 Neebs: 201 Appsro: 200 Dora: 166 *Thick: 140* Tames Lost: 1

[@Rhenawedd5000]

Yep and the teary eyes started immediatelywhen I read Thick's number. The grieving will never end I'm afraid! Miss You Wyvern King

[@milohilltop3691]

Name the argent Beacon/Beakon.

[@Upstart051]

Best name

[@kennethmorgan8795]

Beakon is a Palworld Pal... its an electric Argy. It's also how you get the best pistol blueprint.

[@EnkiSvohden]

@@kennethmorgan8795 that's almost too perfect for Appsro. haha

[@vishakhab-l6309]

"you knew! You heard him breath"... Breathing - beeeeeeep LMAOOO 🤣😭 R.I.P.

[@SteVe-nu1vi]

Idk about everyone else but I would love a behind the scenes grinding video with all four of them just talking like they did for grounded on the dumpster, that would be sick, love you guys, kisses

[@synthsin75]

Thank god I don't have to hear that breathing anymore.

[@TheForsco]

The fact that Neebs and Appsro still don't know that making 3 to 4 standing torches will keep you from freezing to death is priceless.

[@chrisford7909]

Or even a second firepit

[@shurikens68]

eh, 3 to 4 *campfires* ya, standing torches not enough in Ascendant's bs temperatures lol

[@MrNajsman]

Crazy how strong that rifle is. Almost as if the damage is higher. I wish the weapon damage was visible in the items stats.

[@-Gorby-]

I'm drowning in the sarcasm 🤣

[@swskitso]

One day they may realize a high level argy with pumped up melee will kill anything

[@squallstopher608]

Seriously. Had 3 players on wyverns try to attack me while I was out on my argy, even with slower speed my bird ate their wyverns

[@alfredgarrett5065]

"One day," over the rainbow... these guys learn like a worm

[@gus7850]

I have never been so happy to see one of their tames die, cause god damn C-Pap annoyed the fuck out of me hearing you guys make him breath like that, and that's what Appsro gets for killing a puppy and having bad situational awarness, cause that pig was chomping on him for a good bit before he died

[@Mamagooma]

Agreed 👏👏👏

[@gus7850]

@@Mamagooma glad I'm not the only one who hated it XD

[@alfredgarrett5065]

I hated it before they tamed it. When I first seen it's level. Under 50 deserves to die

[@gus7850]

@@alfredgarrett5065 Thick44 approves this statement

[@alfredgarrett5065]

Thick knew... he was the best

[@maxwhorton]

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid! use them lights! RIP poor CPAP

[@cornejonando]

Man the taming effectiveness of the last argy is going to be 0 first the pt hits it before they realize it's knocked out. Then appsro's otter is biting it from his shoulder. They never learn.

[@NoBody-dp8bd]

I was hoping someone else noticed that, too. It's probably gonna be dead next episode.

[@bryanp5843]

I expect the bird to be dead in the next episode before it's even tamed

[@TheShadowofevolution]

I was wondering what was attacking it

[@rolfmeyermusic]

IKR? They way they tame Dino sometimes frustrates me haha

[@beardednewt2411]

i came to the comments for this one haha

[@dragonking2535]

24:08 you could call him beacon or Beakon if you wanna be punny.😂

[@Oceanica2024]

Would be good to have a collab with an experienced player like you did with Wak in Conan. They can teach you guys a bit and it will be nice for us that know the game well to see you take advantage of more of what it has to offer.

[@Twelvegage30]

Lumins and Candela could be good names for the Spotlight birds.

[@-Gorby-]

FINALLY Simon looks like his good old self again... the fro ain't right unless it's pink!

[@Upstart051]

Oh god, I haven’t been this devastated since Cooter. Go ye gently into the night, sweet C-PAP.

[@dantrow5459]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@zombieslayer9304]

Not even remotely close

[@alfredgarrett5065]

What ever happened to the 3 day warning story line 7 episodes ago?

[@Devin_Stromgren]

Yes Neebs, an ascendant longneck rifle knocks animals out faster with tranqs, in addition to doing more damage with regular bullets.

[@KilynnTor]

Noting bears have insulation also, so riding a bear in the snow helps even in death snow. I ran around in the frozen biome on Fjordur on a bear.

[@DemonicTheAngel]

TaTa was the nickname we used for my beautiful childhood, pure Shih Tzu named Tasha. Fucking loved that dog. She died on my birthday at 13-16 years.. So, my friend and I drove to California (Bakersfield) from Nebraska (Scottsbluff). Spend a week going to a water park and Pismo Beach. So while we're driving back I get a call that she's not doing well, shes quickly deteriorating. I think we were in Denver at the time. So i was panicking pretty bad cause i loved her so damn much. We make it into town (Scottsbluff, NE) exactly on my birthday around 5-6ish pm. I walk in and she was laying on the floor struggling to breathe (she didnt appear to be in pain). When she saw me she tried to stand up and come to me. So, i'm laying there crying, saying goodbye, then she gives me 2 gentle licks on my cheek, looked into my eyes seemingly telling me she was ready. I gave her one last kiss and hug. Then she was taken to the vet.. That was the greatest gift I've ever received. Idk if i could've handled losing her without saying goodbye. She fought and held on until i got home. Sorry for the long comment, but I felt like i had to share that beautiful story. Thank you Dora for using that name. RIP TaTa ❤

[@Cattulus00]

Maybe your animals would not die as fast, if you tamed something above level ten....lol.

[@garysmith3037]

I believe "Super Trouper" is the name of a specific spotlight, Abba did a song about it : "Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me But I won't feel blue Like I always do 'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you..."

[@dbcooper409]

9:39 and just like that Appsro turns into Cruella DeVille

[@keanudupont]

Neebs looks like Luigi after getting the fire flower 😂

[@b5freak445]

Appsro: Making Ark safe from viciously cute puppies.

[@grimcheefer1013]

I dont think I've ever been so happy to see a dino get killed lmao..

[@JJtoob]

4:50 don't think I didn't notice the sneaky Wilhelm scream lmao.

[@xValinx]

Happy to see ya still kickin, you guys kept my head above water for a good portion of my life. Thanks you guys

[@cardiacdrummer5443]

We all know that CPAP has been getting closer to death one breath at a time

[@DigitalNeb]

I love how surprised you guys are when your mounts die after you put them on passive and ignore them.

[@OzMartinez]

I’m beginning to think they’ve had more Argentavis killed than ever actually existed in reality 😂

[@tywetz5366]

Can't say I am terribly upset with the death of cpap. That breathing was distressing. I had to fast forward thru it everytime.

[@sirtainlee8725]

That second argie was the same one neebs shot earlier. It returned, half sedated. Didn't take much to complete the task. But think of the flock they could obtain if they stayed another couple nights.

[@exzacklygaming]

This episode is gonna be DYNO-LIGHT!

[@Reclusiveon3]

Bruh..lololol😂

[@exzacklygaming]

@Reclusiveon3 😂 The comment came to me like a vision through the mist! They're not all winners.

[@Reclusiveon3]

@@exzacklygaming I dig it brotha they can't all be illuminating

[@kenrides]

Oh no, a level 37 Argentavis... what a loss.

[@chrisford7909]

So ark needs to add Shadow puppets emotes now!!

[@DrWiley-uz3cy]

"Remember the boat thing!" and "Simon the responsible" Neebs crew 2024

[@clues8686]

It'll be at least 5 more weeks till Dora gets a spider.

[@YokaiW0LF]

Cpap Loss Was Game Karma For The Pup.

[@BiscuitWaite]

John Wick has been notified Appsro.

[@vocks85]

Name the new Argi “Signal” like the bat signal

[@Psykroids]

I think appsro left CPAP off his CPAP for too long. Meanwhile Rootytooy who went unappreciated.

[@rene431]

In memory of C-Pap you should name the train station after him. You beautiful Asthmatic bird you, never would be forgotten just like Cotter gone to quick.

[@alfredgarrett5065]

Screw that level 40 bird

[@bloodlustshiva1]

I was just thinking of how long Appro's bird has lasted when I started watching this. Whoops.

[@mistermonstr699]

you can draw on the spotlight like the batman symbol

[@MetaLatias5]

Wait until they figure out that they can draw directly on the spotlight to make it like an actual Batman symbol

[@Hyperion520]

Neebs symbol

[@filmandfirearms]

Appsro has to be getting flashbacks to the USAS with that spotlight. "I can control day and night!"

[@tonyt3955555]

haha the otter eating the bird at the end, making sure it comes out with zero bonus levels lol

[@iamextremest]

"This is fine, we're havin fun." Was so hilarious. The whole poker banter was awesome. 😂

[@davidsalisbury1688]

9:30 slow rolling laughter imagining neebs purposefully missing because he just can't hit the puppy. Then I hear "nope, all this is doing is making me feel bad" And I lost it.

[@silversilence14]

Man I was gonna make a early vid playful joke about how I lowkey hope they kill C-Pap cause I can't STAND that breathing - and now I just feel bad for even thinking that now that it happened 😭

[@mrtaco89]

this may be the happiest ive ever been to see an ark tame die.

[@nopenah5681]

Best part of waking up, is neebs on your screen

[@megalucario4208]

I read this to the Folgers jingle

[@urazz7739]

Remember the boat thing? You mean when Neebs got the boat stuck in the ice?

[@coreercrisler]

Neebs and Appsro made first the Bat signal, then turned it into a green lantern lantern

[@DazeDTop]

wait till they learn they can paint designs on the spot light lol

[@89luke]

Name the argies 2 birds/ 1 shot 😂

[@mikeberry5016]

Thank you to @NeebsGaming for what yall do. My father lost his fight with cancer last and these videos are the only thing keeping me from completely losing myself. So thankyou for unknowingly helping me through the loss of my last living parent.

[@joshk1817]

Ill pray for u stay strong brother 🙏

[@ComancheWarrior63]

1 month old baby 🐇 born in the winter have very soft and fluffy fur. They also make very soft and warm gloves and hats. 👹

[@heraldjakobs]

10:40 I can only think of one thing.... Bear44

[@gingervikingjesus2351]

@20:52 It's like Liar's Bar, but without the fun! 🤣🥃

[@PyroCatus]

That's the level 80 Argy that ran away only to come back and got knocked out with 1 shot, i guess it still has high topor.

[@brettstewart9159]

Now!. Is that a Dino coming in? Or is it that bloody spot light 😂

[@chrisford7909]

I thought I had to do with the dino stealing blue powered cube...only 1 day left if I remember.....😂😂😂

[@kikazzblackguy17.26]

Gonna play ark for the first time ever. You guys make it look so fun!! Plus it was ok sale $27

[@londonsarsenal]

It's the best and worst game. Good luck. If you get into it, get the dododex app to use for tamming info.

[@Yoshoogieboogie]

9:53 Neebs crew please, PLEASE we need a lofi study music vid of Cpap's breathing as background noise

[@alfredgarrett5065]

What the hell happened to the 3 days story plotline 7 episodes ago?

[@handimanjay6642]

Looked like an opera was about to start at the end.

[@foxracerdrew]

Did the guys forget about the cube thing?

[@craigfennell4962]

Just wait till they realize they can paint the spotlight.

[@loganatort5883]

i cant wait to see them fight over who gets the high level bird, or for the power dynamic of whoever ends up getting it, once you dip ur toes in the high levels you cant go back

[@zabbapow9958]

Simon: I can just sit here and watch. Dora: If that's your version of help. That's the only thing he can and ever does. Lol

[@HMarcBower]

"all that did was make me feel bad." - Neebs

[@TAGSlays]

Neebs needs to fall into the Bugs Bunny Hairdresser Stylist mode for the rest of this playthrough. All about that style....

[@saltskull]

It’s nice to see Dora try something that’s a bit more difficult than a normal tame. Normally he wouldn’t bother and then get upset that the difficulty was different at all to begin with

[@funkynibblet]

OMG! Appsro absolutely has to dress up like Mario now!!!

[@danielled8665]

Me: ive got a migraine,but i can watch some neebs. Them: "hey check out this spotlight!" 😭😭😭

[@ChancioGames]

the commentary between Neebs and Appsro in this episode is top tier the despair in Simon's "I don't" at the poker table 😂

[@Xsuprio]

14:48 Nice Mastodon knuckle, Appsro.

[@Starfox-st9wf]

Neebs I've learned that the mount you are riding especially a flyer always put them on passive so you are not in danger when attacked.

[@davidknuvelder4699]

Neebs you exited stage left, not right

[@fokushigaru1310]

Appsro continues his campaign of saying F those kids in these Ark series, he went from Jerboa farms to puppy poaching.

[@sirnight6438]

I wonder if these guys are actually going to ascend on the maps before going to the next one I don’t think they ever done that

[@StanislausJGaming]

Does anyone remember the big black box? Hasn't done anything in a bit.

[@CaseyPiper-p7m]

Those colors are vibrant damn. Looks good

[@piputd6478]

Can't believe you didn't call this one "Two Bird's, One Spotlight" ...... :O

[@dcfootball45]

"Nope, all that did was make me feel bad"

[@r0flgal0re]

This is still the funniest ad ever!

[@rodsimmons3]

You can actually paint a picture on the spot light.

[@AlexPeace246]

6:15 I.. I’ve never been so proud of a KZbinr before.

[@Mecklor44]

The monitor alarms killed me hahaha

[@booher6687]

"Man, I love it when two girls scissor each other" - Apprso 2024😂

[@Cuddlykracken]

should call the new argintavis Fresnel, its a type of light and be a funny word to shout mid combat

[@tobyshandor222]

Neebs: “Exit stage right.” :::runs stage left:::

[@AdmiralDG]

I love the royalty free, Austin Powers-esque, music they found haha

[@feralprocessor9853]

Straight away, the pink afrow returns!